sc2

i love scout!!

what happened to the last thread...

good op, thx for fax

>>188736981
what happens to every thread

q: are we going to see stargate opening in 90% of games now since they remove the meme core

about time to go to sleep...just want to wish all the wagecucks and school attenders a happy friday and tell you to enjoy the next 48 hours
you know what comes next (^:

@mods @admins delete this thread

>>188738424
Immortal pushes, especially proxy ones could do well against that, couldn't they?

am worried about super fast oracles though. because of chrono getting buffed, they'll come like 15 seconds earlier.

>>188738765
good night!

i got bleach on my hand now it burns >_< wtf

i'm so screwed up... its over for me...

sigh what did you do this time

stopped talking to people until i became retarded

ummm just reverse it

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>StarCraft II StarLeague 2h 30m

>>188739303
stargate units and adepts would do pretty well agains that wouldnt it?

ko-no-su-ba

flopping it around rn

i wish i lived in florida

Just got my first girlfriend
She's had 30 sexual partners before me

dump her lol

>>188749243
and by the time she's done with your, she's gonna be adding another 20

>>188749243

she'll def let you fuck her ass

BASED

i miss wolf
he was a fag but at least he loved gooks and hair

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wolf smokes?

only for photographs

gooknight

WHERES THE KSLUTS

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soyou...

162 is down

>>188752161
jesus banana cock, wolf was a hair connoisseur

he's what /scv/ used to be towards feet

scarscar :3

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where are my ladderbros

>>188762742
hes getting raped by harstem

>>188763574
lol

scratch that

*scratches*
wick-wicky da-wick-wick woo

slim shady

>>188713275

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^lol

a yonder asian girl i spy
of what genre i did not know
but her words to me gave the lie
"annyeonghasayo"
was what she said to me
"a good day to u" was my reply
as she neared close enough for me to see
the holy hanguk twinkle in her eyes
i thought she might accompany me
to dine on burgs and fries
as sage a thought as that might be
the words i said were perhaps more wise
"my sweet asian beauty"
"what be'est the name by which ye go?"
she cocked her head, and said to me
"solly solly, mollayo"

and thats how I fell in love
with a girl named mollayo
where she is, or where she went
i do not know

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RIP tinny
he only had his animal instincts to protect him

why does every post in here look like it was made by a bot

>>188766769
some of my warm, thought-provoking posts have been deleted

only jannybot posts are allowed off 162 these days

were too good to be impersonated

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PROMOTE ME ALREADY

FUCK

whats that game

thinking about posting pickle rick soon

can i post selfies too then :/

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since _some_ people here apparently dont know this
pic related is GYURI
she is the official sc2 interviewer for the best league in sc2
there are other gooks posted itt that have fuckall to do with sc2 (eg >>188756547 and >>188766393) but gyuri is a sc2 personality and definitely belongs here
that is all thank you

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>Brood War is hard

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may God bless this comm

>>188772772
wow u r so good omg and ur not even trying wow what a god please put kids in my belly

>>188772772
1v1 me faggot

>>188768786
lol

>>188768786
the bar friend, you need to fill it up like i filled your mom up last night

poor hbt...

>>188772225
ugly :(

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are there really no fucking ladderbros outside my gold hero a little further up

this thread is but remnants of its former self

i'm low diamond high plat

prove it

I literally play the game every day and have like 450+ games this season in sc2 + bw
the thing is, why would you post about the game when there is poetry like what the other anon posted above? blogging is actually entertaining compared to saying
>fuck doom drops
>lol just killed this retard with my 1337 muta micro
>wow someone who played broodwar before remastered release has a decent rating, who couldve seen that coming??!?!
>guys how do i stop lurkers?? could just search tl but I would like to ask the idiots here
>anyone watch that gsl game? very unique strategy, arty has really great hair today!!

tell me why i shouldnt open stargate every single game when they remove msc

you should

>hear cheers in the background
>immediately assume its for another game
sc2 lol

rip showtime

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>>188768786
OH SHIT NIGGER


GET FUCKED

>>188784993
based

>>188778787
i don't really ladder. i just smurf in platinum league and bm the shit out my opponents while i outclass them.

ill never forget reply 1997

is 162 fucked?

i dont want to be here toot fix it

i bet its the himas taking revenge...

instead of shit 4shit we could be on our irc channel right now...but no...no one took my idea seriously...

irc in 2017 lol

then make one ugh -_-

discord is for teens telegram is for teens all those message services are controlled by the govt so fuck off teen

162 is back frick off 4shit

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>>188787237

i never finished that show but i really like eunji

switching from sc2 zerg to toss


what should I expect

why do people like scarlett again
its a fucking tranny

we like that here

grow up

people like having scarlett in the spotlight because it shows that someone as fucked up as they are can still be successful at something

>>188784993
congrats, you're now slightly less shit

how come gold league is so full of shitters now a days, in WoL I could barely get out of bronze

better win

hey baby?

>nerkio

Are we going to make it to 750???

LAN

im having oreos for dinner

gl hf

settin urself up for a blood sugar crisis, cookiemonster
go ahead and get some real food for supper

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there's nothing else to eat

i want to go back

life was so much simpler 3-5 years ago when i was in uni and shitposting on scv

help

i dream of tenshi

>>188798654
yes

any playing PUBGs?

is tinny alright

well he said hes staying home
lets hope its not the last time we hear from him

i also dream of nazrin

no, nazrin haunts me, I was thinking about her yesterday all day, the day before, its inconvenient to spend so much time thinking of nazrin

do we follow the alpha jp still

hey bathroomshitter you never went to uni...

if you did you never told me

do I spend my day looking at /x/ tier conspiracy theories or playing brood war

>>188800409
do neither of those, do drugs

anyone remembers jp mcbeta

lol

>>188800532
>scored with livinpink
>probably scored with other guys
>beta

why don't they nuke the tornado

not sure if jp was a beta or an alpha, he was just a guy looking to earn money by not having any actual skills
>anyone making a living in the production of shows where you get other experts to talk about things
>any variety streamer (lol)

>>188801162
based tinder bro

>>188800886
the tornado might retaliate with a nuclear launch of it's own.

anyone got plans tonight

>>188800646
>livinpink
>attractive
lol

>>188801406
>insert your penis inside girl
>beta

>>188801072
>anyone making a living in the production of shows where you get other experts to talk about things
it's this reason exactly why he made it so far in the esports world, he was out there for a short period and he made the best of it by making all these important friends he would invite to his shows

>>188801695
calm down big bro

pretty solid posts today, hope to keep the trend going

Tekken or SC?

>>188802104
god damn it man you've got issues

you know what's surprising

is

and then he posted bully!

gang gang gang

>>188802685
we werent going for kgf2017 anyway
2017 was our prep year
kgf2018 is the real deal

notice him

he uses words like 'deal' and 'prep' so you can spot him easily

posts getting deleted blood tension rising

what
are you talking about

what are the chances of having twins

it's true though, no one was seriously going for kgf2017..

>>188803247
my fat ffxiv playing friend got a swedish gf...

i probably couldnt...

>>188803406
he's funny and charming but also fat and ugly

>>188803406
haha BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
bitch
sit down \_
we, the scvs, are known for our sharp wit

>>188803620
calm down retard

>>188803620
please close tab

thanks for the (You)s lls

no one post for 30 minutes

ok the last mission of bw zerg campaign is so hard

>>188804240
I need advice from /sc2/.

people used to call me for advice

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new cat 5 storm advisory

where do you go for an autism diagnosis

holy fuck

very first time playing against a terran who's ACTUALLY, LEGIT good at the game


jesus fucking christ

>>188804652
its pretty easy once you figure out the correct order to deal with the computers

do we stop at gas stations here

>>188805170
idc

The hurricane will come for you like a zero swarm!

>>188806123
phone

you see, if we had the official 162 irc we wouldn't have to be here on shitchan right now...

>>188806623
what happened to 162

>>188806772
dont talk to me your not in my comm

toot must be mining some coins

damn it 2ooty boy

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>>188806623
that board is for shitters

its back up

i can't help it >_<

who the heck is toot

>>188804684
you mean /scv/

i am doing really bad

>>188805248
ive made my way like halfway across the map, breaking the middle terran base that has like fucking lurkers and tanks all over the place is annoying as shit
have to drop 3 units at a time

tootie cutie can you tell us how much btc you're making

I don't fuck with people who weren't known before 2014
200t is a literal who to me
keep him on your board, I will stay on mine

what the fuck is 200t

>>188808556
the admin of """"scv""""

i can feel my eyes turn to sharingan

what the fuck is """"scv""""

162

super
cool
vagina

I want to return to a pre Ron Paul world

>learn one tvz bo
>don't know what to do if they go lurker instead

>>188808976
are you watching south park?

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>>188808976
you will never see him become president

>>188809348
what build

>>188809681
filtered

this is my home

kealazurd OUT

kelazur NA control

snute will get dicked by KR

MUH REGIONLOCKING

40 years of wandering...

this is my comm

when i first saw scarr do that hotbid interview i thought he was just a real ugly girl

when asl

i remember when lauren asked if scar was really a girl

why is this general so shit

we're still ignoring the button

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>Afreeca Starleague 8h 15m

megumin...

magumixbear chair assembly video

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what if megumi had a stroke and it straightened her face out...


>>188812795
took years but i finally got it

What's megumi and is it StarCraft?

i wish i could start at 1000mmr

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sc2 related

whats the deal with fow being completely pitch black?
i hated that shit when I played wc2/3 back in the day too

its just fucking annoying

i appreciate wol more after playing scr

>>188827761
wol was garbage

>>188830186
people have forgotten about broodlord/infestor and archon toilets

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>>188772225
based

gyuri loves sex

>shit, were wearing the exact same outfit, even the same watch
>quick, put your watch on your other hand so it doesn't look like were a gay couple

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aphrodite > barbie > ayul > gyuri

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Where can I find SC:BW ASL vods in english? I know the new season just started but I cant find any videos anywhere

>>188835728
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLo2fPnM8EiQxwqKvAnVtue6K4pt82Pudp

>>188835783
Sorry I meant for the current Season 4

it doesn't start until ~3 hours from now
i think

could you imagine a starcraft with sc2 engine and bw units balanced with the clumping in mind
that game would be sick

>>188836239
If starcraft 2 just had a unit selection limit and slighter bigger space between units to avoid balls it would probably be better than SC1.

Im not asking for 12 units max but 24 unit selection would be ideal. You'd avoid balls and engages would be way more varied

>>188836350
sc2 is just way more fun to play, but I really dislike all the expac units they're so weird

remember when people used to change their voice sounds to korean just to feel like a gook
lmao

lads, what ever happened to Husky

asl is live

>>188840587
he completely just up and vanished

why arent you guys talking about starleague. its on

http://play.afreecatv.com/aslenglish

this stream is so fucking garbage REEEEEEEEE

why is not on twitch...

stream works perfectly fine for me, just use html5 instead of flash

>>188844497
hahahaha

>>188844497
how do you not have flash?

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>>188844497
>flash

im using html5 and it still freezes like once per 30 sec

i wish ytdl worked

>>188844609
based cartoonman

nice game retards lol

>baiting the emps
what a god

rest in pizzoto

pretty short matches tonight

what the heck do you do in PvT in BW
terran just sits there like a retard making turrets and siege tanks then walks across the map and kills you
i get that you're free to expand against him but i still have no clue how to trade efficiently

and how the heck are you supposed to stop vulture harass they kill probes too fast for cannons to stop them

recall in their main/nat/3rd

>>188849262
take a base on the other side of the map and build a bunch of gateways there then set up a massive flank

>>188849338
they can build too much defense for recall to be favorable and bases last forever so they don't need a fourth... maybe i should go arbiter earlier

>>188849350
that's actually smart i will do that

you can do it snute

>>188766769
it's a broken scv with unlimited fuel

>>188766769
what separates a man who has lost his emotion from a sentient machine...

wish I could walk home from a grocery store
if you do that in america you get looked at like a homeless person or loser

>>188853952
instead i get bullied?? how is that any better.
it's worse!

what?? no sympathy for me?? this is quickly becoming the worst day ever

fuck you all

it's more fun to be in the game losing, than in the stands watching :)

>>188853470
good job not getting jailed
I would've just stayed there trying to hide my smile
and my raging boner

I am confused how cooked noodles could be hard to chew through?

played some brood war today.... lost most of my games..... i think all of them were my fault too.....

>>188737579
based faxposter

>>188737703
i dont know, what?

gonna stop at mcdonalds you want anything

one gookette to go

die neeb

die weeb

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You all need professional help

Snute takes the whole thing, trust me

>>188860156
shut the fuck up
>>188860438
i hope so

is this gook even trying

the absolute madman

i take back that stfu btw

scbw music is so good

I prefer to play my own music when I play scbw.

>>188867170
No one asked for your opinion

come on snute...dont fuck this up..

>>188867760
No one needs to ask.

based snute

>>188868684
i REALLY hope he wins this one
time for blizzard balance team talk btw
this is gonna be good hahahah

>>188869271
whos even the main balance guy now

>>188869332
they stopped trying to focus all the hate on one scapegoat

>Shitanias and fucking Maynard casting the finals of the larget torunament of the year so far

This game is so fucking dead. For fuck sakes, they have Rotterdam there.

i hope snute wins, neeb is so bland

>>188872501
pvz
casted by two terrans where one of them is like plat
hes there to yell of course but he often yells the wrong thing

wait what the fuck

>>188872786
I remember our tranny calling Neeb "a beast" years ago when he was just some random dude on ladder.

just think... an scv is going to die tonight...

Why is this thread so dead? Is nobody else watching the games?

>>188789282
All girls should have dicks. Pussies are disgusting axe wounds that bleed and stink.

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daily reminder

>>188874903
Just like you

>forcefields everything
heh, better luck next time kid

>proleague died for this

zzz
fucking neeb

a terran player switches to protoss and dominates everything, wow :)

lolprotoss
reason why i quit this game

i can't wait for blizzard to stop funding this shit game

What the fuck? That was fucking horrible. Is Protoss so disgustingly OP or is this Neeb dude just much better than everyone else?

Shit look like a korean vs a random dude on NA ladder.

>>188876778

no you quit because you are hot garbage and cannot improve baka

Jesus christ that was the most cringe thing ive ever seen in my entire life

>>188876891

nah, Neeb is just better than these guys and all of these guys are way worse than the Korean pros.

Protoss is not dominant in Code S

>>188877035
>you are hot garbage and cannot improve
you can't improve past gm m8

that champagne scene made me vomit, is there no end to this autism

>>188877359

>gm thinks protoss is OP

nice try silverbear

the only true cancer is terran

>>188877528
>the only true cancer is terran
t.woodleague

*boots up terran*
*game goes past 15 min*
*accepts autoloss*

>>188877847

>terran is not broken

t.innovation

Also, wtf, Zombiegrud got hot? What happened'

gookgi

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Is it just me, or Scarlett really looked like a guy this time? I haven't been following sc2 in a while, but I remember she used to pass...

zerg is obviously the easiest race for shit foreigners and why we get so many mediocre zergs filling foreigner tournaments

>>188879563

+1

>>188876891
neeb is just way better, he won kespa cup last year and that tourney was full of koreans

he had insane bracket luck considering the state of pvp at the time
almost lost to pet (literally who) as well

>>188883501
he beat zest and rogue 2 - 0, stats 3-1 and trap 4-0

thats pretty good

slept like 30 hours

how

i need a proper hobby

>>188792536
I got to gold in HoTS by just going 1 drone to pool to 6 zerglings. I got called names but it isn't my fault they're retarded.

>>188890967
took too much medicine

i should do something

should

read ab ook....

let's have a moment of silence for tinny...

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>StarCraft II StarLeague 9h 50m
>Afreeca Starleague 9h 50m

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hello janny. this is sasha 'scarlett' hostyn and she is a professional starcraft player. she is therefore starcraft related and pictures of her should not be deleted. thank you

>she

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>>188905279
how is she managing to get less passable with time

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All the star power from starcraft two pros has faded...

katrina, irma, wilma, all these hurricanes are actually really inspiring
very symbolic of modern day society, just strong, independent, beautiful women rising up and crushing anyone in their path
there is definitely more to add to this but I can't think of anything good right now

and i think i have kidney stones;;

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>>188907303
by not trying very hard

jose...cat 3...weak...frail

>>188835728

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwraGZl7MJk

what is everyone listening to today

>>188912912

Twin Peaks (Limited Event Series Soundtrack)

>>188913065
is it good

no i only listen to things i hate

>all those people you have met online that really like video game soundtracks
never going to understand that meme

do we like the inception soundtrack?

im sorry you only like things u hate

no we hate it so we listen to it all the time

>>188913497

yes

just had the new improved taste, coke zero sugar
1.6x as syrupy as old coke zero

that stuff gives you cancer lol

>>188907524
come back to 162 this place is dead!!

We're on our way to 750 boys!

does that mean we win?

ass we can

I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN

well i for one am looking forward to the upcoming ASL matches

whats that

the afreeca starleague matches

age sex location matches...

it's on afreeca so i can't watch lol

someone restreamed it on twitch but forgot to enable archives

im going to bed goodnight everyone

gook night

sweet dreams

are made of this

starting the scr mmr at 1500 is actually wild LOL
truly a game only for the strong willed

tfw weak willed

drugs destroyed my willpower

drugs are now my willpower

ive been in a nice dream state for a few weeks thanks to drugs

I heard news they're adding the shield battery as a building.

weird

how do you make the leap from irony to sincerity in a world like ours???

have you read don quixote... and cried? until then, you are not ready

let's visit la mancha

>>188925498
yeah the nexus is a shield battery now

hey dont delete my posts

I want to read don quixote but 1k pages is really gonna cut into my sc time

is it a hard 1k or easy 1k

>>188927378
i hate all those classic books you're supposed to know & have read but are all too boring to read

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>>188927378
listen to the audiobook of it while you play

>>188925423
the tempest

ah... i'm getting worse and worse

i wonder if stork will make some scouts during his games today

listen, we need to make the megazoid

all zerg players except me are low iq idiots

don't even get me started on protoss, the go-to race for all "people" who have not been gifted even a bit of intelligence at birth

when is that asl thing happening...
if tasty and arty cast it... why is it on afreeca only...

zoids.... i used to watch that after school
that one girl was so hot

terran is the only race that 0iq losers can't play because there you actually need to know when and where to siege up tanks and bury mines, however there are some uninteligents who try their luck with hellbat/cyclone 2 base all ins, luckily there aren't much of them past platinum

I know we are joking but it really is a huge black pill when you realize how much more punishing playing terran is than any of the other races
there is actually no stronger example than neeb, I don't think anyone in their right mind could argue against it o.O

also i have no tinfoil to put my pizza on... to reheat it in the toaster oven....

>>188933883
wait explain how you reheat it and what the tinfoil does to help that?

read the last 4 words

i just set it to bake for like 10 minutes
the tinfoil prevents the pizza flakes from hitting the hot coils and stuff...

>>188933879
bigger than determining that 9/11 was an inside job?

I feel like if you put it on bake you are just going to make it cook for longer and then it will be all brown or something

no its good
don't worry about it

hate pizza

>>188933879
theres a black pill now?

>>188792536
Leagues got moved around. Forget how exactly the percentages are, but bronze league is really small now.

>>188936017
yea it turns you into that black commander guy from the sc2 campaign. warfield or whatever his name was

>>188936017
if you were in the matrix movie you'd be on morpheus' spaceship but would spend all your time in your bunk staring at the wall

its a funny feeling when you go a long time without seeing anyone but when you finally do you realize that you can still communicate

>>188937001
yeah but what did the black pill do?

watched a couple fidget spinner vids
they make me nervous...

>>188938881

this one is p crazy: https://yespornplease.com/view/313363444

in 30 years, will we be using 9/11 as the american holocaust?
>my dad didn't live through 9/11 to see me discriminated against
etc etc

>>188939583
maybe if they were in the actual tower?

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ASL is live!
http://play.afreecatv.com/aslenglish

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>>188939583
anyone who was in america on 9/11 should be classified as a 9/11 survivor

its 4am what should i do?

yeah that was kinda where I was going with it, I mean there is some truth in it considering how heavily it altered our trajectory

dark you have shit all ver your face get it together

this is the worst general I have ever seen

>>188940081
yes we know you tell us every thread but thats immaterial

whats important is if you are excited for the ASL matches that are moments away from beginning

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>>188940081

we take that as a compliment

good morning