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doing placement matches for the first time ever, what the fuck is this

>>188353387
youre only allowed to play 2 matches a day

>>188353387
That's a cheater and smurf deterrent.
2 games a day for 10 games.

Ded

Why do you keep posting pictures of losers?

BIG THREAD
BIG GAME

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what drugs will make me better at a LAN

>>188365779
Raw skill and meth

ded

I'm Silver 4 because i always played ESEA and my shit degraded and degraded plus playing with shit RL friends. Looking for someone to queue with in Nova 3 or higher was formerly MGE. 1700+ Hours, Legit-Proof dotcom history as well.

can provide stats if really needed

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>>188352549
I miss CS1.5/1.6 with all the crazy maps and mods and modes like knife fights and the feeling of a discovery every server I did join.

Is CS:GO anything like that?
Or is it just "modernized"?

Why won't anyone buy my bloodhound bronzed gloves?!

Goddamn op skines

>>188371405
Csgo has almost none of the original community spirit.

There are still fun servers out there, like deathrun, slide, party games, zombies, jailbreak etc, it's just they aren't anywhere near as popular as before. Gungame is essentially dead, and surf is now an autismal shell of its former self, filled servers of screeching children trying to copy their favourite streamer or YouTuber play time-attack surf a few times, talking amongst themselves as they mindlessly try to beat their previous shitty times.

OG surf is dead. Nobody plays combat surf anymore.

>>188375404
Gun game will never be dead my dude

>>188375404
then, any other games i could try instead ?

>Train
>Ct
>try to hold A main
>Get fucked from ivy every single round
>Switch positions
>Get fucked from A main every single round
Ahhhhh

>>188376491
It's totally dead in straya
>>188376515
Nothing. The days of old are over. Nobody is creative anymore. Source, 1.6 and GO havr small communities still going, but it's now like the quake autists. People who just have fun are gone. They either stopped playing games or they are playing 'competitive' games like overwatch, pubg, csgo, r6 or casual games like cod, minecraft etc.

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>>188380930
How did you manage to make this look so shit

>>188380930
those silver 4 tags

>>188385081
Looks like he set a low bitrate, plus he moves around like a silver.

https://twitter.com/Hiko/status/905170518017441794

>witmer

>>188391238
LMAO are they scrimming with optic or something?

>>188393647
well there are NA proleague games in like an hour and a half, so those teams probably want to warm up

https://twitter.com/GODSENTgg/status/905181148787113988

>play mm
>one guy on the other team is very blatantly toggling, but only when he has to
>one "teammate" snaps, starts griefing because we're kinda losing
>gets kicked for team damage
>suddenly everyone on the team starts playing better
>we fucking rape the enemy team
>they start accusing us of cheating
nice

>>188399813
they knew they couldn't carry your fat ass so they toggled too

>>188400395
I was topfragging on our team, +8 kills above anyone else

Why does the winning team always lose the final round of the half, is it purely psychological

>>188407017
its a coincidence

>Reflections with Steel
>turns out Dazed is an autistic cunt

>>188413945
>dazed
>autistic
have you been watching steels streams compared to daze?

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>trading skin with dignitas holo 2014
>find kid who wants it
>finalise price and make deal
>scratch the shit out of it and trade it
>10 minutes later get an incredibly assblasted profile comment

Absolutely loving it.

>>188414091
dazed is a tryhard who tries to hide his autism

every behind the scenes story about dazed shows him to be a turbo autist

>>188415390
still cooler than steel

>optic losing to splyce
LMAO

yo why cant i download my previous matches? i can only download the most recent one and thats it, cant download any of the others that show up in my match history

Evens: make fb&insta
Odds: csgo

>>188419932
my condolences

https://www.hltv.org/news/21405/groups-format-and-initial-matchups-for-esl-one-ny-revealed

Redpill me on must watch games from dhmasters groupstage plz. I saw everything but gambit astralis in playoffs

>>188424576
nothing. not worth watching unless its the brs raging

>>188422884
>grand final will be a best-of-five.

good

just got S3
let me climb out of this pit and never look back

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>just got my first fanmail in the form of someone littering my comments calling me a hacker
maybe there's hope for me

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So, I've not been able to play mm at all for like a month now, every game I manage to connect to sees me at 200+ ping. This is annoying considering I got below 90 at the very least previously.
Anybody got any advice I guess... similar experiences? I tried the old cmd, ipconfig /release and renew trick, but it didn't seem to do much. Is this an ISP thing? I live in Northern Greece for the sake of clarity and have like a 8mbps connection. I'm only asking because at this point I think I might drop the ball and quit this fucking game if I don't fix this shit soon.

https://twitter.com/LetMeAce/status/905257482783739904

>>188419407
Copy the HLTV link, open up steam in-game and paste the link in the browser.
It should work.

>>188424576
Pretty much the only 2 worth watching were NiP v Faze and RNG v VP.

Genuinely exciting cs.

>>188436084
Use speedtest you tard.
Find out your ping to normal servers in your area, and if your speed has been affected, additionally check your service status through your ISP.
If ping seems ok, try a tracert to google or something, see if you have packet loss etc.

If your ping to normal servers is fine, try the net_steamclient_datagram_override 1 command, it could just be the direct connection to valve servers causing issues.

>>188439367
meep

YOU SMELL

Bully

>>188385718
what exactly does "moving like a silver" entail

>>188455805
Running around looking at the ground is the absolute worst indicator.
Then you have clearing corners by taking wide angles in the open,
Approaching site by walking up the middle of the stairs,
Tying in with that, peeking site by using W, instead of hugging the wall and checking angles before you put yourself in the open. The terrorist could have just done a fake and gone for the kill, considering he knew where you were.

>>188456385
Never mind that last bit you didn't expose yourself to the site.
It's mostly the looking down stuff and indecision.

https://twitter.com/witmerCSGO/status/905403530709696513

>someone whos dedicated to the game cant even prepare himself for such a simple task

>>188459731
now it just sounds like bad luck here on out

I think valve managed to make overwatch better, probably their AI cyborg is pushing demos with fishy stats to OW

>>188462674
i just use the report bot.

Anyone got diamond coin yet?

When's the operation over?

>>188375404
What's slide and party games?

>>188464304
no one has the diamond coin. two more weeks til you can get diamond. (i have 23 stars rn)

>>188464805
Is it true valve normally extends operations? I'm out of town on work and can't play like a cÜck.

>>188465034
Not sure. But I bought the previous operation (wildfire or w/e it's called) and they extended it for another 3 months or something

When are they going to use the new map in the major my dudes?

>reddit killed semmler

we did it!!!

>>188468000
How? P sure he's working elsewhere like that shitty csgo reality show

>>188465726
Never

Soon

>>188375404
>it's just they aren't anywhere near as popular as before
in your area, maybe

>>188463940
as do many other retards that think checking "uncommon" angles = cheating

>>188462674
2 Blatant cheaters I have played gainst in mm were each banned 1 day after our reports.

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did Xantares actually get a nose job

>>188463940
>>188475406
Report bots don't even work.

>>188474239
Anywhere. Death run servers are the least autistic, people still have fun on them and don't need to invent drama on the mic to enjoy themselves. Jail break has become less fun, more authoritarian autistic children, less normies, party/mini/multigames have all died when I live, no servers at all.

>>188464415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn8uVdxlsFU

Party/mini/multi games were usually games similar to deathrun, teams vs each other and try to whittle the enemy team down through creative methods, such as vid related. 2 terrorists are chosen to fire rock cannons at ct's jumping around on unstable platforms. The people that survive or escape are the ones who fire the cannons next round.

There were loads of different game types, but there is basically nothing on youtube that actually shows any of the fun shit, they are all a sad bunch of youtubers playing in groups of 4 talking to each other, rather than a packed server.

As for slide, I had to google it, they called them sliderace maps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6EcrYGRN1E
They were a lot of fun with a full server back in 2006-10.

>do one overwatch case
>this retarded cunt with wh (pretending he didn't see someone behind the wall, then flicking when close) and aimbot (only HS with deagle and scout, not even close with the crosshair before shooting) is trying to bhop without hacks
whyyyy
just use the fucking hack or script to bhop, you retarded cunt, you're getting banned anyway nad you still try to make me sad you fuck

Do I have to get over a certain amount of hours matches won to get the over watch thing? I'm mge btw with only 11 wins and maybe less than 10 hours in the game

>>188479050
150 wins.

hack vs hack OW cases are the best

>>188479693
They are definitely the most entertaining. I come out of it wishing I could overwatch ban the opponent too though.

>>188477585
>Anywhere
>a cunt australian knowing anything

rofl

>>188480751
I've joined north burger servers. It's not fun. Your grating, nasal accents combined with squeaky voiced teens is unbearable.

>>188482460
>na
rofl

>>188483921
As cancerous as US servers are, at least most of them speak English (MM doesn't count)

Europe is a shitshow.

>>188485264
>moving the goalposts
rofl

>>188485564
>This guy's servers a shit
>'Your servers are shit'
>s-stop it anon, y-you're cheating

>>188485820
rofl

>>188486292
;)

>>188486656
>these servers are dead!
>not in eu
>b-b-but they d-d-don't s-s-s-speak e-e-english
rofl

Who's the best obese pro?

Yo guys, I have an inventory with ~50€ in csgo items, some of which date all the way back to 2013. I haven't really played in ages and don't think I will again outside of the occasional casual match; what is the consensus about the game's lifespan, has its peak passed? Should I sell?

>>188486932
>he likes listening to eurobabble
rofl