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> News
- The flight vs. invisibility Splatfest has ended in NA! Still ongoing in EU.
- The Forge Splattershot Pro, the first weapon with the Bubble Blower Special, has been released!
- The new Salmon Run map Lost Outpost has been released!
- The new stage Manta Maria has been released!

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- http://pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- http://imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- https://imgur.com/a/NFzgv

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- http://leanny.github.io/splat2/

> List of possible main abilities for gear (contains unreleased gear)
- https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

> Latest updates on what the Splatnet store is selling
- https://twitter.com/splatnetstore

> Resources
- http://pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL
> Wiki
- http://splatoonwiki.org/

> User Stats
- http://splatoon.nintendo.net/

> View Nintendo switch online services on your PC
- https://github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538

> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- https://docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> List of FC:
- https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

> Splatoon 1 Artbook
- https://archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon
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FIRST FOR INVISIBROS
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Which Shifty Station do you like more /ink/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13849211

Also what's your power level this time?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13848452
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Well, I tried, flightbros
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I'm fucking salty that losing at 1900 makes you go down near 100 power but winning brings you up like 10
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CHECK SEA NN NOW
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>>188103894
Second was better but I hope none of them go to waste. Maybe make it so there's one for RM, another for TC, and etc.
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I sure hope Invisibility wins
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HOLY SHIT, CHECK SEA NN. FLIGHT UTTERLY BTFO'D. HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER?
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>>188104045
I hope for one splatfest we get nothing but the many variants of shifty station.
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>final splatfest match
>fanboy

Poor thing.
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>Callie plays roller
>Marie plays charger (and is good at it)
>Pearl plays dualies
>Marina plays 'brella
Would they make a good team, /ink/?
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>>188103987

Try to not lose games against people worse than you, and that won't happen.
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>>188103987
Only if you lose to a greatly lower power leveled team.
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>>188103987
>1900
HA
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>>188104109
Callie and Marie were Agents 1 and 2 so we know they have a high power level. Pearl and Marina are still undetermined.
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>>188103894
>2200-2200
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Are french fries better or chicken nuggets? I bet the japs are going to pick fries.
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Friendly reminder to not believe any "OMG MUH TEAM WON HUEHUEHUE" posts untill proved by actual screenshots
The usual shitters will be posting these fake news untill actual results
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>>188104045
I could see the first one being really fun for splatzone if you made each moving platform a zone.
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How high did you get your flight/invisibility power anons? Did you make your splatfest teams proud?
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>there are people here that didn't get royalty
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>>188104109

If marie is good, they've got a pretty good comp. It depends which variants everyone uses too.
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>>188103894
>2200-2200
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Anyone get some new screenshots from this splatfest?
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Why do I feel so damn nervous about results in a game about adolescent cephalopods?
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>Marina will never win a splatfest
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>>188104273

Well, are you in that range or not?
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>>188104180
Callie might have been good 2 years ago, but they changed the way rollers work. She's also out of practice since she's been doing idol stuff.
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>>188103917
You did good mate

How'd everyone else make out tonight?
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>>188103917
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY
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>>188104195
>>188104273
My bad, I derped. That's 2000-2200. Probably tainted the results by now though.
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I don't know what's all this about fly or invisimajig but you better gear up in 2 hours kid.
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>>188104261
2083 I think. I did better than last Splatfest and I even joined an /Ink/ team for a while. Thought I was gonna do bad from performance anxiety, ended up surprising myself with some of the crazier things I did.
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Did you win your final match?
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>>188104210
On a twitter poll fries were more popular
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>>188104234
I like Sea NN posting
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>>188104328

Because you put effort into it and you care about the outcome? This is what it feels like to care about stuff.
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>I got exactly what you wanted
>its not even a perfect roll in the first place
DOUBLE SQUIGGA
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>>188104298
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>>188104329
It's truly karma for the way she treats Pearl
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>>188104532
>from a one-star item too
Shame, because that's never happening again.
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Tonight's flight will be cancelled in exactly 1 hour and 45 minutes
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>played first match
>win
>stop playing for the rest of splatfest

Feels good being undefeated.
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>>188104267
>There are people here who kept playing past royalty
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>>188104597
well at least I save two snails I guess
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>>188104476
No. We were in control for 90% of the match and then I died and everything went to shit.
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>>188104476

I did, and it let me achieve my power ranking goal. I'm pretty satisfied.
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>>188104234
>>188104234
>>188104234
Invisibility BTFO
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>>188104396

Wish I did better but I had fun and hit royalty so it's all good
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>>188104446
that was fast`
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>>188104563
You mean the same way Pearl now treats Marina?

>>188104675
For what conceivable purpose?
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perfection
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>>188104675
>there are people who will fall for this
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>>188104675
>66% votes
???
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>>188104476
Hell yeah, i won almost every round during the last hour or so
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>>188104675
We did it, flightbros.

We won.
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>>188104675
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS OUR TURN
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>>188104767
66 is a number.
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https://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/164862589279/splatfest-is-live-this-weekend-will-you-soar

No results until late Sunday morning.
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>>188104735
>35-15

Heh I had the same amigo
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>>188104754
Isn't the regular one stealth swim? Why would you replace a perfectly decent ability for a mediocre-but-not-complete-shit ability?
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>>188104298
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>>188104532
>Wanting swim speed
What a waste.
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>>188105017
Careful, people who invested in swim speed get really pissy when you remind them it's a poor investment.
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How was your splatfest? I was 25-11 invisibility.
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>>188105017
>>188105080
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>>188104754
Is not bad. Great main and sub preference, butt I'm looking for more matching main and sub gear, like that Rockenberg band tee.
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>>188105012
>no great zapfish
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>>188105094
35-15 Flight
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>>188105017
>>188105080
what are the best abilities teach me anon senpai
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The fuck is up with match making today? 50s vs low 10s and 20s. I thought it was just the splatfest but it's still happening.
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>>188105080
>>188105017
Has something changed from the first game where swim speed was one of the best stats?
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>>188105146

>No callie, she's still slutting it up in octocanyon after being saved
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>>188104942
I'm trying to get a good set up for my sloshing machine. The problem I'm facing is I only want to wear pink clothes. This seems like it would be alright for the machine
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>>188104298
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>>188104298
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>>188105274
And ink recovery helps more than stealth swim? I thought the sloshmo would benefit from flanking.
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I did my best flightbros, people liked to run in a straight line at me
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>>188105146
Can't it be flying around though?
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>>188105146
don't worry I got right here. I just liked the first one more
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>>188105094
28-26 invisibility
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>>188105220
No, Swim Speed being bad is a meme. It's still good.
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>>188105120
>>188105213
>>188105220
https://youtu.be/L10PTWFDGOo
Swim speed only increases by a couple of seconds.

The only movement abilities worth having is run speed and ink resistance.
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>>188105351
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>>188104458
M-Mr. Grizz, why are you smooching that salmonid? I thought you said...
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>>188104298
Oh nice, didn't know you can do amiibo shenanigans in nighttime plaza.
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>>188105360
you really don't need stealth swim for sloshing machine, I mean you just walk up to up and hit them in the face and then they wonder how they died
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>>188104106
this makes me sad
probably thought it started today
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Fucking missed splatfest because OP didn't include the ending time
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>>188104879
>late sunday morning
oh, guess I won't have to anxiously wait until next hour or somethin'
time to lie down.
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>>188105424
Seconds, sorry I meant milliseconds.
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>>188105360
I always run out of ink because of the autobombs and I don't want to have to wear swim speed to counter the ninja squid.
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>>188105424
>1 main is literally 15% faster swimming
how is this supposed to be bad?
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>>188105094
29-21 Flight. could have been better
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>Come home
>Tfw Splatfest is over
God damnit, I was wasting fools. I wanted more.
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>>188105094
28-22 Invisibility. Wanted to try and increase my Invis Power but everyone good stopped playing after they got to King. Had a much better win rate earlier in the day.
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>>188104476
yeah
I threw matches for flight. Not enough to be reported though. I played like a shitter that just got the game today.
I still ended up winning more matches than I lost.
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Why am I not getting any matches on the EU server? I've been queued for 20 minutes now and only had 1 game. This is a big event on a brand new game on a brand new console.

Can I not switch servers or something?
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>>188105557
Swim speed up is a meme
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>>188105094
36-14, Invis
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>>188105094
45-28 invis
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>>188105424
>primary form of movement is swimming
>faster swim speed is bad
???
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>>188105656
um, what's your point? Did you only read the "swim speed" part of my post and miss the test?
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>>188104476
A communication error has occurred
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>>188105424
>14-15% increase
>Bad
Sasuga, shitposter-kun.
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>>188105651
because it's 6 in the morning
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>>188103875
Except even with the multiplier it's almost impossible for popularity to beat wins outside of Cats vs Dogs. (See Pirates vs Ninja) What's really ironic is if Ketchup vs Mayo went under ANY of the original Splatoon Splatfest rules. Ketchup would have won. It feels like they'll never decide on a scoring system that best reflects popularity and wins and not someone dick up a previous result in the process.
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>>188105651
you answered your own question
>EU
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Sasuga squigger-kun
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>>188105858
>prince poo
That's a very apt name
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>>188104396
see >>188103772 I was gonna make it
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>>188105094
34-14 invis
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>>188105651
Invisibility by any chance? I'm having the same problem, I might just wait a few hours for people to wake up instead. I'm getting tired of being pitted against my own team
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>>188105094
31-19 Invisible
26-108 Flight
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>>188104298
Plenty.
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that feel when i was 30 wins to 20 lost battles this morning, came back from work to play for the last hour and got my ass kicked so i ended up with like 23 win 27 losses... now to cling on that invisi-luck.
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>>188105651
Because the event is over, ya goof. If you started queuing for a splatfest match you're not going to get anyone joining.

Otherwise could just be a glitch. Once or twice I've had the game get stuck in the lobby even after the timer has run out - just gotta restart the game afaik
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>>188105954
kys yourself
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>>188105768
b-but its only a few miliseconds
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>>188104476
Yeah. Maybe I should have gone for one more so I could round out a nice 50 wins, but then I wouldn't have had a chance to scrub my tee and screenshot the last bit of plaza shenanigans.
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>>188105946

Yeah, I shouldn't have to wait for people to wake up though. Hard to believe there are 8 people in the whole continent playing right now.
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I didn't play Splat1 but what were Callie and Marie's comments on the Transformers and Spongebob?
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When?
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rip
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>>188105969

woomy x salmonid rape doujinshi when?

Question is who rapes who?
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>>188106161
>Ass and tits
>No tits and ass
You do people know how... What the word where it's easier for the words to roll out of your mouth? SAT fags, find it for me.
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>>188105992

The event is still going, finishes at 15:00 GMT Sunday.
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>>188106227


>woomy with the charger is overwhelmed by a mob of smallfry
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>>188105480
I just realized that last night
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>>188105992
Ugh, disregard me, I'm tired and forgot EU was on a different schedule from NA this splatfest.
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>>188106291
>the smallfry all take turns smacking her ass while the cohock holds her down
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>>188106227
COHOCKED
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>>188106279
In the end, I was the goof.
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>>188106291
>>188106446

I didn't know how bad I wanted this until now
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>>188105094
49-24 Flight. 9-5 Mirrors.
3 Disconnects. Peak Power of 2148.8
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>>188105651
Same.

All the Americans got off once splatfest ended, and Europe is asleep, so theres less people than ever right now trying to find games.
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>>188106492
Eat ink cannons fishface.
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Rate? Still waiting for a good looking ink resistance hat and a down jacket in ink saver main.
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Can Grizzco stuff be ordered? I have a Vest with Ink Rec main, 2 Special Charge and 1 Ink rec if you guys want it. Im considering getting one with something else

3922 1313 3427
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>>188106651

I like it
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>>188106695
NO
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>>188106651
Cute! I love the down jacket, probably my favorite clothing item in the game alongside the beret
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>>188106651
Looks like your woomy likes to go on long hikes.
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>>188106764
>Down Jacket and Beret are you favorites
S-Slut woomy?
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is SDN a clan?
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>>188105905
But will he have to be ripped apart and devoured by the souls of his ancestors to unlock his hidden power?
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>>188106703
>>188106764
Thanks, Inkline is my favorite brand. Similar to the stuff I wear in real life.
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I came across someone still wearing a splatfest shirt. How?
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>>188104298
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>>188106651
She looks like she could use a bigger hat.
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>>188106814
Hello!
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>>188106956
they havent logged back in yet
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>>188106764
Just remember to wash them often, we know how sticky they end up on you
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>>188104298
I got plenty of the plaza and matches. But I'm deleting them all if invisible loses.
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>>188107009
It was fun playing with you and school woomy earlier
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>>188107009
Wanna play some ball?
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>>188107115
It was fun playing with you too!
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>>188106279
>EU Splatfest ends about 10 hours from now
>Results won't be publicized until 2 hours after that, maybe more
I guess now is as good a time as any to take a nap.
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>>188107115
I liked playing with you too, sorry I wasn't playing so good
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>>188106995
Hopefully I can find the Inkline beanie in resistance to give. But currently it's just a place holder.
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>>188107224
>dabbing
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>>188106972
It's bullshit that Nintendo doesn't publish specific stats on how each region did. Or total matches played.
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US results soon?
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>>188107323

>>188107172
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>>188107273
She's dancing! I think
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>>188107323
No in like 11 hours
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>>188107301
It's bullyshit Splatnet 2 doesn't track Salmon Run.
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>>188107358
>>188107370
Why? it was like this the last time
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I can finally take off that stupid t-shirt and dress like an ally of JUSTICE again.
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>>188107420
Didn't the results get announced 2 hours later for us? Or during the next rotation.
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>>188107420
NA and EU results are combined
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I got splatoon doujinshi
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>>188107420
*wasn't
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>>188107043
I saw it in a match but I wish I could've taken a better capture.
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>>188107435
All an Antifag needs to return to being a normal person is a good dicking.
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>>188107435

Yeah I got to admit splatfest is fun and all but it feels good being able to wear your own shirts again
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>>188107518
tell me more...
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>>188107435
>screaming in the street about fucking white spaghettis
>gets run over by crusty sean
>>
I was surprised at how effective the .96 Gal was during splatfest. It's long helped me win some matches, but what ability should I use with this weapon?
sometimes I was top of the list when inking
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>>188107518
Is that an even younger squid? I thought they went from squidblob to a squidblob closely resembling a person to a person.
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>>188107224
S'alright, the matches were better than my usual games and you definitely play better than all the randoms I have to carry.
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>>188107549
Huh that's weird
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>>188107570
Crusty Sean is a bro. If anyone is a nazi, it's Pearl.
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Rate my squid
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>>188107551

I really want to fuck ANTIFA Woomy

Even though I'm a woomy
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>>188107420
They're combining NA and EU results into one thing.
EU splatfest isn't even over yet, so we have to wait on them to finish, then Nintendo tallies things up, sets everything straight for Pearl and Marina to report it, and then we wait for the map rotation to happen for it to actually go public.
We're looking at a minimum of 12 more hours.
Go to sleep.
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>>188107765
how do two woomy have sex?
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>seeing your teammate squid bagging
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Why would they combine the results? They didn't do it last time. Results will come out in an hour, right?
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>>188107756
If she was a nazi she wouldn't be friends with Marina. Marie is probably a bazi though.
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>>188107564


>>188107616
i dont know,i just thought it was cute
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Lets play a game /ink/
it's called "Where did my bullets go?"

Webm related

I know my aim isnt perfect but the splatling shoots fast enough for me to be able to have hit him
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>>188107514
>>188107801
oh man, I was ready for some shitposting
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>>188107756
Crusty Sean has places to be, things to fry. You never get between a man and his duty.
He loses no sleep at night whether you get put down by a car or a clogged artery.
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>>188107931

Sucker play and big inserts (tentacles)
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>>188107981
>Not joining in with them to really rub it into the shitter
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>>188107983
idk anon it's on their official tumblr
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>>188108014
why is splatoon porn always gay or lesbian?
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>>188107757
How should i put this
These are all fresh items, but they dont mix with each others
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>>188108137
Purity
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>>188107435
>antifa
>ally of justice
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>>188107983
TWELVE HOURS
W
E
L
V
E
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EU here, just remembered the splatfest, am I too late to do it and if not which team should I join to be on the winning side?
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>>188108106
AW FUCK YOURE RIGHT
FUCKING WHY? THERE'S NO REASON FOR THIS
THOSE EURO KEKS BETTER NOT MAKE FLIGHT LOSE
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>>188108218
Flight, and you got time
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>>188108218
Flight
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>>188107931
avert your eyes children
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>>188108031

Honestly looks like RNG fucked you
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>>188108137

Secret plot by the Japs to turn the world gay as revenge for the nukes
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>>188108031
Easy enough
Your bullets went straight pass him because of the ping in this game
The dude had probably already flicked and moved away by the time you start aiming at him
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>>188108106
>official tumblr
what?
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>>188108218
you have twelve hours to make Flight proud.
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>ink always falls for the same lies because it's stupid
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>>188108258
b-but thats her ear!
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>>188108014
Post scans senpai
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>>188108292

That's not how it works, you'll still get the hit sound if you hit him on your side before it decides you already died. I hit a dude with 16+ Splatling shots and no death before.
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nani?
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>>188107990
>She wouldn't be friends with Marina
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>>188108218
Invisibility is going to win.
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>>188108137
im pretty sure i saw some loli stuff and callie and marie.not too sure the nature of those
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>>188107756
Pearl owns the Enperry brand so she wants to import cheap octoling workers to lower wages of native inklings
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>>188108323
https://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/164862589279/splatfest-is-live-this-weekend-will-you-soar

>>188108423
Does this mean he'll have to fight himself to the death over who gets to be with the one (1) true Callie?
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>>188108423
Honestly i thought he was dabbing in the first picture
but he's just stretching.
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>>188108395
but when the dude hits the ground you can clearly see those bullets right where he was splashing in the distance, they cant just pass by with random luck, hitboxes are too big for that
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>>188108423
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WHEN ARE WE GETTING ANOTHER CONCERT!?!?!

And do you think Off the Hook will get holo concerts
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>>188108014
Can you scan and translate those doujins?
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>>188108231
i would be actually so fucking butthurt if euro niggers fucking lose it for us
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>>188108549
I doubt Pearl herself owns Enperry. It's more likely an older relative would.
Maybe her dad or uncle, or grandpa. The Dualies would have been designed for her as a surprise birthday gift.
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>>188107514
>>188107801
the fuck?
they didn't do that last time
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>>188108258
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>>188108765
MOOOOOODS
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>>188108549
>Oligarch
>Uses her power to divide the masses and create external enemies to distract (splatfest)
SHE'S A FASCIST!
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>>188108838

Are her enemies simultaneously all-powerful and hilariously inept?
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>>188108678
I hope not, their music is pretty crappy compared to the Squid sisters.
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>>188108549
>>188108701
reminder that Pearl has like 6 cruise ships
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>>188108678
>do you think Off the Hook will get holo concerts
They seem popular enough and their music is pretty great so seems likely. Have any of the concerts been outside of Japan? I'd actually go to one.
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>>188108765
is that Callie?
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>>188109009
No
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>>188108393
>>188108693
>scans
are shitty phone taken pictures alright,i dont have a printer with me .

>translation
i am bad at japanese so no
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>>188109009
There was one in France.
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>>188109031

Yes
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>>188109009
>>188109035
there was one in France
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>>188108701
>Pearl is a spoiled brat who only gets where she is because she was born into a family of wealth and power.
>Marina was a mere, nameless footsoldier who, through guts and guile, rose to her position of fame.

Peal = Everything wrong with society
Marina = Everything right with society
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>>188109079
>are shitty phone taken pictures alright,i dont have a printer with me .
Good enough, just make sure the art is decipherable
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>>188109009
There was one in France https://youtu.be/yhAHLXHPgUY
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>>188109009
Pretty sure they had one in France last year.
>>
>Humboldt squid inkling
>Smart, but is extremely prone to going berserk over virtually nothing
>Very good at his desk job because of this
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>>188108551
does their tumblr take complaints because I'm about to lodge a few and I noticed there isn't a twitter for some reason
>>
>>188109094
Kek saved
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>>188108031
Look at where the bullets flash when they hit that roller, that's where he's actually taking damage, and he only took 2-3 hits. As far as I know, you need more than that to kill somebody with a splatling.
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>>188109132
so what you're saying is that they're perfect together
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>>188109367
But the fact that Pearl wins is proof the system is corrupt.
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>>188109139
I miss playing matches with the splatoon theme, when is it coming back? You'd think the 2nd game would have the fucking main theme of splatoon in the game
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Undeniable proof that any shitter can make S+ if they play long enough:
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>>188109178
Ask them when the next Squid Sisters concert is going to be
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>>188109326
after the bullets hit him those 3 times, i moved my reticle over him for a good bit, and the splatling shoots fast enough to where he should have died in that bit.
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>one crack from rank reset
>the fix is in
>matchmaking is puttng goo tubers and aerosprays on my team
>decide to grow a pair
>set my guns from paint to kill
>fight every squigger in S+
>go on 5 win streak to rank up to S+1
feelsgoodman
>>
Don't they usually announce the Splatfest winner an hour after?
WHO DA FUK WON?
>>
>>188109485
the tumblr doesn't even the ask box open
JP has an official twitter, so why don't we?
>>
>>188109642
Nope, they announce at the following stage change.
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>>188109474
I'm the baseline for shitters on /ink/. I keep bouncing between A= and B+
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>>188109642
>>188109691
And neither is happening this time because they're combining he results with Euro's Splatfest and the results will be available late tomorrow morning. They said this specifically on the official tumblr.
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>>188109642
>>188109691
neither, they're combing results with EU for some fucking reason and Im fucking salty as the dead sea about it

can we at least get an accurate time as to the results being posted?
all they say is "late sunday morning"
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>>188109474
>Port Mackerel
>>
Where's that one image of the woomy spats?
You know the one
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>>188109771
Euro's version of the Fest ends at 10AM Eastern according to splatoon2.ink so... Noon Eastern is my guess.
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>>188109671
Please do, Imagine a concert with Callie in her Octo outfit and Marie in kimono singing Tide goes out plus Spicy Calamari Inkantation
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>>188109415
Pearl=ruling class.
Marina=wholesome working class girl deluded that the system works instead of building an alternative.
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>>188109771
>>188109761
That's weird. Thanks for answers.
>>
Who is /ink/ favorite Splatoon Youtuber? Also is this guy retarded? https://youtu.be/kjjXNeiXhyg
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>Fighting Aeromeme RGs on mackerel
Small chokepoints + Curling bomb launcher = Hell
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>>188109987
end yourself my dude
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>>188109896
>Tide Goes out
>Not Tidal Rush or Fresh Start
Tide Goes Out is Marie's single, while Bomb Rush Blush is Callie's single.
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>>188109079
>I don't have a printer with me
Just go to the library my dude
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>>188109914
>Pearl = Republican politician
>Marina = Republican voter
I see everything with clarity now.
>>
>>188109987
>Youtubers.
NO.
O
>>
Has anyone tried listening to the salmon run map music in the rhythm game? It sounds so fucking weird hearing it clearly without all but 2% of your concentration going on collecting eggs, killing bosses/salmonids and saving your team mates lives.
>>
>>188110332
I know right? it sounds great
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>>188110131
How did she do that?
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>E-Liter and I run into each other with 0 charge
>literal slapfight between us
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>>188110061
>Marie in kimono singing Tide goes
Yeah that's what I meant, but i forgot about Fresh Start

PLEASE NINTENDO GIVE US ANOTHER CONCERT!
>>
>>188110131
What does the plane symbolize?
>>
>>188110131
>>188109914
>>188109415
Commies detected
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>>188110131
>>188110482
I was about to ask the same.
>>
ALMOST TIME FOR WORK FAGGOTS
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>>188110580
>working on the same day as a national holiday
nope
>>
>>188110580

Fuck that my tentacles hurt from Splatfest
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>Burned through a bunch of xp food making my level sky rocket
>Now clearly out of my league in terms of the people I fight
I have made a terrible mistake.
>>
>>188110580
Fuck off Mr.Grizz. Splatfest is a national holiday and I'm spending it partying in the streets.
>>
>>188110580
I'm too tired from the splatfest Mr. Grizz
>>
>>188110482
>>188110574

You know those linking rings that magicians use to make it look like they can combine two solid rings?
its that but with her panties.
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>>188110580
you can forget about that
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>>188110580
but its 2am...
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>>188110658
just git gud
>>
>>188110658
>of my league in terms of the people I fight
isnt that just determined by your splatpower?
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>>188110658
But player level has nothing to do with your matches.
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>>188110580
FUCK YOU BEAR
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>tfw havent played a single game of splatoon in a week
If my team wins will I still get like 1 snail? fug
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>>188110580
I'll work if I get double pay
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>>188110963
you get like 2 snails minimum for signing up
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>>188110580
>no chargers or rollers
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>>188110963
You get the 3 victory snails.
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>>188110935
Yes they do. Play using your main account. Now make an alt and play a match on that one. You'll see a massive difference in who you face.

>>188110930
Your player level influences your power a lot more than winning or losing the first 7 battles.
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>>188108258
Jesus, man this is a blue board!!
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>>188111206
>PC can't even make them look good
PC was a mistake.
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>>188110580
I've been waiting all day
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>>188110482
She put the panties on the hurdle in advance, and then jumped into them
>>
>>188110490
I'm pretty sure an eliter should win this, assuming no missing and perfect timing for both.

>>188110580
But it's Labor Day weekend Grizz
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WHAT THE FUCK FLIGHTBROS WE HAD THIS IN THE BAG WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED DUDES WE WERE SO CLOSE
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>>188111456

Wonder what kind of panties my woomy wears
>>
>>188111206
was that room made in fucking sketchup? kek
>>
>>188111456
>woomies stretching out and warming up in the locker room, still sore from Splatfest
>trading stories about hard fought battles and cute Splatefest dates
>one of the girls is looking a little bow-legged
>"Damn girl was he a charger or a blaster?"
>>
>>188111552
You're like ten hours too early for this.
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>almost time for work
>my main is in the rented weapons
>it's lost outpost again

For fuck sake Grizz, give me a break
>>
>>188111635
>my main is in the rented weapons
isnt that a good thing?
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>>188111582
none
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>>188111582
woomys don't wear panties
>>
>>188111518
The e liter shoots its shots faster, and has a 3 hit kill
the splatling kills in 4 and shoots slower
if he aimed better I would have lost.
>>
Wait what the results aren't actually combined!! Holy shit Flightfags got wrecked!
>>
I'm going to touch your woomy
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>>188111635
>main chargers
>never fucking get it when it's in the salmon run rotation
>every fucking rando I play with who gets the charger has the aim of a schizo
>>
>news starts
>remember it's for grizzco and not results

Gave me a spook tbqh
>>
>>188111161
Yeah, my games on my main account are different because of my ranking (and mmr), not my player level.
>>
Time to go to the Salmon mines.
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>>188111552
The results got merged with the EUfag ones, so we're not getting the results until tomorrow morning.
>>
What's the weapons this time?
>>
Shit I thought we'd get the results
>>
when are the results?
>>
>>188111689
That's my point, I want to play a long session thanks to my main being a part of the roster but I hate Lost Outpost so damn much
>>
>>188111582
Slut woomy wears striped pantsu
>>
>>188111998
well at least its not the ship one
>>
>>188112007

Can't go wrong with a classic
>>
HOLY SHIT flight won
>>
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Weapon Rotation
>>188111976
>>
>>188112038
I'd prefer Marooner's Bay or Spawning Grounds with the Jet Squelcher over Lost Outpost
>>
>>188112071
with an ass window
>>
setting up a room, anyone interested?
6404-4365-6806
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>>188111978
>>188111984
https://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/164862589279/splatfest-is-live-this-weekend-will-you-soar
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>>188110113
yes let me scan my homo shota doujins in a place where both stated are illegal
>>
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Anyone want to team up for some salomn run? I'm taking a break from the splatfest till more people wake up here in Europe
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>>188112136

Naisu. Bet it would be heart shaped
>>
>>188112261
one more spot open
>>188112191
>>
>>188112201
>results combined with europe

Gross
>>
sorry p, we were waiting on someone already
>>
>>188112293
It is
>>
>>188112191
>go to add someone from /ink/ to play salmon run
>you're already friends with them from previous salmon runs

Let's do our best!
>>
>>188112007
When she keeps them on that is

>>188111582
She's YOUR woomy, you should know!
>>
>>188112347
I figured, no worries
>>
>>188111893
Okay!
>>
What if eufags blow it and flyboys lose?
>>
had to add someone. room is back up
>>
>>188112397

Would be rude to ask
>>
>>188112463
They were going to lose anyway
>>
What are the results so far
>>
>>188112463
What if NAfags blew it already?
>>
>>188112547
3 - 0 for flight
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>Want to try out Jr again
>/ink/ tells me its a shit starter weapon
>get discouraged
>try it out anyways
>its actually really good
>fits my playstyle perfectly
WHY DID YOU FUCKS TELL ME IT WAS MEME-TIER?
>>
>>188109987
Pewdiepie
>>
>>188112749
It's literally a worse Nzap
>>
>>188112749
>/ink/ tells me its a shit starter weapon
no we didn't, you idiot. stop making shit up
>>
>>188112805
It charges faster and has more spread which some people like
>>
>>188112845
You faggots did tell me that bullshit, telling me to pick up N-Zap or TTK
>>
Any rooms up, I'm on the cusp of losing my Profreshional rank because people are either disconnecting or shit
>>
>>188112916
jr was never bad, it's more close range than nzap and charges much quicker for mass ink armor spam
ttk is a completely different setup and cannot be compared in any way
>>
so what do I play to get to cum in the squid lolis.
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>>188112749
My brother
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>>188112253
Then takes some cell pictures breh, we need our fix. Is the problem that fact that it's gay porn or shota porn?
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so are we waiting for europe then?
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>>188113049
Dunno but tell me when you find it
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>>188113049
The "wait 20 minutes after Turf War in the boys restroom until Slut Woomy shows up" game
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>>188113153
Seems like it

Does this mean overall scores re being combined? It'd be better that way anyways
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>>188113153
probably because they don't want the popular vote to win every time, so this might change things.
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>>188112749
That's pretty much how I came back to it as well. Except /ink/ said it's good and I didn't believe it, so I tried.
thanks /ink/
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remember to "booyah!" with your fellow /ink/ squiddos
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BINGOOOOO
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Does anyone have the mint tee with bomb defense up? I bought the ink recovery variant a while back without realizing what the original ability was.
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>>188113236
Woomy!
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>>188113283
But popular didnt win the first time
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>>188112749
it's a top tier weapon, and is better than nzap since it gets armor almost twice as fast
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>>188113383
thanks for reminding me
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>>188113580
idk I'm just talking out of my ass, maybe having more votes will change things up.
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>>188113125
>>188113285
We Splattershot Jr mains need to stick together. Spread the love before it's too late.
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Sorry guys, that was my first Griller wave on Lost Outpost - Z
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>>188113716
Nice diag.
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>>188113143
gays are illegal and so is shota porn.I took picture of the thinnest one first .was going to do more but i got upset over losing my wallet. http://imgur.com/a/rThxV
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>>188113716
Shame I didn't get a blackout.
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Looking for any open Profreshional rooms.
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>>188114121
no worries. lets keep up these perfect runs
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>>188114301
Where the fuck do you live, saudi arabia?
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>>188114646
Most likely Russia.
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>>188114646
singapore
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I have just encountered the ultimate faggot in salmon run

a shitter who gets downed across the map, spams help, doesn't actually bother to move closer to us, actually sits where he died, and then disconnects
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Greed nearly did us in
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>>188113621
What did you just say faggot?
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When are results up
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>>188112191

>that last wave shitfest

I'm leaving guys, I have my 2 superbonuses already.
Good games.
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7 perfect runs. great job Wiki, Nepe, and Zero. Its late here so I need to get some sleep. Check out my gear before you hop back into sr.
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>>188114301
>lost your wallet
well that's a damn shame
least you got the stuff still
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>>188115458
>those headphones
You son of a bitch, looks like I won't be playing salmon run for a bit just to keep your inkling around
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>Leave me to get my super bonuses alone already
I'm starting my own room. With blackjack, and hookers!
The blackjack and hookers are void at Last Outpost.
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>>188115458
>>188115442
You too, we almost lost that last one so I panicked and legged it as we reached our quota. That 30+ golden eggs on that gusher wave was amazing though.

If anyone else wants another person for profreshional salmon run let me know.
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>>188115458
>>188115561
Aww I can't see them, I'm from the UK so splatfest is still going and there's no one outside Grizzco. What's the gear?
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>>188115696
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Marina confirmed for patriotic Octobrush user
Though if she'd loan it out to Pearl, I wonder what her backup is
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Thanks for the paycheck, Grizzco.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8
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Post cute woomies!
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>>188115878
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>>188115878
Fresh
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>>188115973
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>>188115973
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>>188115878

>those headphones

Jelly as fuck
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>>188115878
>studio headphones
Great taste and I'm jealous that mine aren't as fresh. Here's the only pic I managed to screencap of our run, terrible timing but I somehow turn into a glowing ball of light.

Is that some Japanse writing on the walls of Lost Outpost?
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>tfw you and your m8s got second superbonus in less than 40 minutes
Love some of you out there /ink/
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Why must they make us wait
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So what time does europe get done with their splatfest? Should I just sleep or what?
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>>188104109
>1 turfer that's ok at it
>brella that loses to most weapons 1vs1
>2 weapons who need lots of turf to be able to do their jobs effectively
>2 weapons that gain nothing from being supported by brellas
If they lose more than 2 people at any point, they probably aren't going to come back to retake control. If it happens more than once, they're probably going to get locked into their spawn

>>188104298
invisi woomy
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>>188116601
bout 6 hours from now, just sleep
>>
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>>188116469
Did this image 404 for anyone else?
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>>188116601
over six hours left, I'm thinking about sleeping some more too
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>>188116738
yep
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>>188116738
yes
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would you hug my woomy?
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>>188117126
I'd hug her sexually
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>>188109987
Mamandil626
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>>188116716
Silly American censorship.
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>>188117126
Yes would fug
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>>188117126

I'd take her hat
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>>188115580
You still got a room up? I'm sick of these randos and I'm super bad at sloshmo
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>>188106291
>woomy steps on a smallfry
>kicks another away as if it were a soccer ball
>grabs one, holds it on the ground and sits on it
>grabs a fourth smallfry and smothers it into the front of her spats as she closes her thighs around its body
>picks up a fifth smallfry and smothers it into her chest
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>>188117126
I'd hug her all night long anon, dont worry
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Good SR run guys. Got both superbonuses in about an hour.
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>>188117252
Uhhhhh.....
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>>188116738
I have no idea why let me try to repost it.
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Opening a Salmon Room in 5 minutes
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>>188116134
Looks like it is, though I can't decipher it.
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>>188117251
Yeah, add me if you haven't and I'll wait for you
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>>188117425
I had to do a double take because it looked like the smudges/light distortion on the bottle were a reflection of Link's face or something.
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>>188117513
It most likely did say something in Japanese at one point but not anymore because of the way they do the squid language. They start with simple Japanese phrases then erase or add lines and distort it a bit so it's just nonsense.
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>>188117425
I'd love to get one of these plushes but man they got expensive.
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>>188117643
You think we could reverse engineer it perhaps?
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>play salmon run with /ink/
>double bonuses in under 40 minutes thanks to win streak
>back to finish off splatfest
>11 wins in a row

Today is going to be a good day
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>>188117547
Holy shit I never noticed
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>>188117463
It's up!
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>>188117685
don't we all
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>>188117150
>>188117207
>>188117270
she's not that kind of woomy
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>>188117864
I just said id hug her!

It's okay, she's cute anyways
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>>188117643
Yeah, I think so as well. There are more on other walls as well
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>>188117547
I don't see it
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tfw cant find a splatfest game
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>>188117685
Same. I regret not getting one when they came out
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>>188117804
fuck it, ill do one before i slep
sent
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>>188117959
fffuuuu i just started with randos
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>>188117957
Hopefully they do a re-release.

Or a run of Pearl and Marina.
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>>188117946
splatfest is over
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So how tall are inklings?
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>>188117991
fine, i'll do same. feel free to ignore or accept the req then

>>188117935
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>>188117251
No blackjack and hookers for you. Also justI I never used this slosher before and am shit at it, I still manage.
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>>188117685
I found her at a booth at sdcc. Only both there with her, and she was the second to last one. Best $20 spent.

I just got Callie last night for my birthday. I can't wait to pose her with alcohol too.
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>>188117691
Maybe, I mean I'm no master of the Japanese language but when I look at it I see
ろ (Ro) プ (Pu) け (Ke) ル (Ru)
The structure doesn't make any sense though since it goes hiragana katakana hiragana katakana but maybe it's purposely mixed up? Puru means pull IIRC but I don't think Roke means anything in hiragana. I could be misreading it though. There are little accents that don't make sense on the symbols I see so I ignored those.
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>>188118054
Yeah, I waited a couple minutes but had the one other guy waiting already. I'lla ccept it so we're good to go next time
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>>188117935
It just looks like a face but what looks like a blue tunic, white skin and blonde hair is reminiscent of Link from Breath of the Wild
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>>188117252
W-what is this feeling in my pants?
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>>188118026
Burgerland isn't the only place in the world, it's nearly 9am here so 6 more hours till ours is over.
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>>188118208
>>188118054
oh shit
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>>188117252
>smallfry vibrator
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>>188118321

Need to get one for my woomy
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>>188114770
Bein gay is illegal in singapore?
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Last round for me Lun.
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>tfw grinding for a joke
>It's not even a good one

Got a Helmet I'm working on with bomb defense, too.

Shoes when?
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>>188118526
>Lifesaver vest
>Paired with special saver

Saves lives, as well as specials. Pair it with a bike helmet for ultimate special protection.
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>>188118157
I agree with it being made to look like it means something, but it being nonsense.

Here are some more walls, but I messed up a lot.
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>was cursed for todays Salmon Run
>all runs ended with a wipe at Wave 3
at least I'm still Profresh
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Fucking hell, when are they gonna release the Tetra Dualies?!
I don't even like their kit as much, but I desperately want an alternative to the Enperry.
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I love this game. I rage sometimes but it's all so delightful. When I get sauidbagged by an aerosprsyer I'm not mad because it's adorable.
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>>188118026
>>188118291
lol dumb burger
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>>188117463
Rotation booted us, room is up again!
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>>188118618
Which kit, Light or Dark? Light looks better for inking while Dark seems better for combat.
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Is this serious why haven't we gotten the results yet? It was 3 hours after the last splatfest, right?
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>>188118673
Holy fuck spoiler that shit
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>>188118291
Burgerland is the only place that matters. Your involvment will only taint our results.
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Happy smiling woomys!
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>>188118653
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>>188118679
The dark tetras, easy. I love the fast feel of the Enperry, it has my favourite kit, on my favourite weapon type. But the dark tetras, man. Easily the sexiest weapon in the game. If that shit is accurate, I think I'm gonna be dropping the enperry all together.
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>>188118442
Good runs Treize.
Too bad it had to end with Stingers crossing the streams.
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>>188118810
Pearl harbor
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>>188118713
read the thread
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>>188118605
Looking at it and not having to worry about running from fish, I can definitely see more characters clearly but it all looks like nonsense. It probably said something really mundane before being scrambled anyway, but I still want to know. If I had more patience I'd write it all out in a notebook and try to see if I could decode anything but it'd all just be conjecture at that point. We either have to wait for another art book or somehow find the designer and ask them.
There's a lot of other stuff I'm curious about as well so hopefully we do get another artbook and it's more detailed this time.
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Wow they somehow found one more way to make this game worse than it's predecessor
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>>188113621
>20p
>almost twice as fast
sure buddy
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>>188118791
At first I assumed Dark would be really nice too because Autobombs are great support and Splashdown is also good, but thinking about it Sprinklers on a dualie are really nice for special charge, and Splat Bomb Rush is a nice bomb rush that will also letyou instantly refill your tank to throw out another Sprinkler and keep firing.

I could go with either one, honestly. They're both good.
>>
where the fuck is the l-3 nozzlenose d
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well I got my superbonus and have had my fill of idiots who don't know how to griller/goldiefly/mothership for at least 24 hours

got some ink recovery and special charge chunks for my troubles though
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Good games Msob, I have to go, see ya.
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>>188118526
My vest would have swim speed I think.
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>>188119017
I'm mostly in it for that insane rolling.
Basically replaces your roll with a teleport, looking at the stats.
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>>188118842
You can't make me!
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>>188118910
I agree, as eerie it may sound it might have been final notes of the occupants before.
My interest in it has grown entirely, it's not a 'the cake is a lie thing', but I am curious as to what is written there.

I am hoping it is explained in the artbook as well.
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>>188108749
They did, it's just that EU went first last time. They were complaining about the lack of results just like we are now.
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>>188119247
thing is even if you make out the symbols, its still written in "woomese". so you can get words like squewee and manmenmi but it wont help that much
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>>188118526
You should be happy. Part one of your Ridiculous Splashdown Super Jump Setup is almost complete.
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>>188118605
>>188118910
>>188119247
Not versed at all in japanese but i did notice on that last one
>same symbol for the last character in each line except for the second line having one accent mark instead of two
>the two preceding characters slowly merge together as you go down
>the first character has the most variation but they're about the same character each time

Perhaps what you're seeing is the evolution of squid written language over years?
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These salmon run weapons are comfy
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>>188118807
Can't be helped when you go into the grab bag of mercenaries.

The more I play glowflies on Last Outpost while holding the line against the frenzy hordes, the more I have this song play in my head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V1HS0KradY

And then this during the last 30 seconds when you just need to survive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIGHCoVzqtk
That would be something fun for drawfags to toy with. Splatoon Salmon Run version of Starship Trooper's Whiskey Outpost scene.
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>>188119608
Yeah, I really love salmon run. It helps you get used to multiple weapons in a safe environment. I've grown a special love for the Sloshing Machine and Rapid Blaster thanks to today's salmon run
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>get paired up with the same people in Salmon Run over and over
>they aren't complete shit
>get all my rewards easily and shoot up two ranks

Gee, this mode is actually fun when you're not paired up with retards.
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>>188119881
8-player Salmon Apocalypse defending against endless waves of Salmonids as you try to find lost Inklings and ink a safe path for them to the evac boat. Search helicopters and flyfish duking it out in the city skylines overhead, a naval gunboat trying to shoot down approaching motherships on the horizon.
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>>188119356
if thats true then why on the wiki does it list different stats for each region?
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>>188120229
Yeah, my mistake. What I meant was that they waited to tell EU the results until NA was done. I don't know anything about combining scores.
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>>188120132
we need this
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>>188120297
thats even more stupid
>>
>outranged by golden aerospray again as he proceeds to swim through my own ink right up to me and splats me in less than a second even though i'm using the jet squelcher aimed right at his face hitting him 7+ times
>he dies after he splats me

This level of lag should not be fucking allowed
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>>188120473
16 TICK RATE
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>>188120132
Last stand mode
You have the survivors have to hold out with the golden eggs basket until the evac ship lands to rescue you from the area and your only job is to hold the line and get to the ship. (A tower with two cannons is available at all times.)

European Extreme Mode: Limited Ink
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I still can't believe I played someone else's splatfest. When will Europe be done with their splatfest so I can know the results of my splatfest?
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>Keep disconnecting every second ranked match
>1-2 wins from ranking up
>3 cracks
I feel like I should wait until Splatfest is over.
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>>188120391
>>188120132
An Inkopolis warning of a cataclysmic event of salmonids sweeping the nation that need to be stopped and you go in teams of 8 to wipe them out. Boss rush style, no golden eggs. That sunken scroll of what looks like beams of light falling from the sky and salmonids coming to land could be an actual new mode they could add
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>>188120473
Don't worry, soon enough you'll be required to pay for the privilege
>>
Of course Japan has to wait to get the results of their splatfest until Europe is done at least they're consistent
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omg u can like modulate the music in the search screen
i didnt know this
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>>188120865
fuck off dot
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>>188120865
press the arow keys on te left joycon
>>
So what's the deal with never having an easy time finding matches? Is it because of the times I play? 3-6am EDT usually. I can find Salmon Run groups quickly, but I might get one or two games every 30 minutes during the splatfest. I've gotten sent out of lobby with "not enough players" more times than I can count.
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>>188120624
The post twist
Pearl was responsible for everything because she was always used to getting what she want. When she found out she'd lose the final splatfest against Marina, she conspired with the Salmonid to alter the results so she would be declared the winner. That action lead to them storming Inkopolis to indiscriminately destroy everything as revenge against Grizzco's illegal operation into the grounds.

Marina, and the Octarians, knowing that if the Inklings die, their own fate is sealed because the Salmonoid would destroy the Great Zapfish, come to the aid of the Inklings, renewing the ancient alliance against the common foe.

True Inkling/Octarian Co-op confirmed.
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>>188121017
zzzzzzz whatever fuck off
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>>188120865
hold up on the stick and mash the ABXY buttons
its like a little rave in the lobby
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>>188120865
find something new every day eh ?
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>>188121017
There needs to be a Don Salmonid based on their aged form who's in cahoots with Pearl
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>>188120624
>Pearl and Marina suddenly cut off by emergency broadcast signal
>that terrifying dissonant beep
>cut to a selfiecam with Callie and Marie on their flying truck, armed to the fucking beaks
>evacuation notice, everyone get out NOW
>cut back to Off The Hook, and they've pulled out their gear as well
>Marina puts on her terminator shades
>Square is sandbagged up, locals are now gathered indoors or on rooftops, Crusty Sean's cart has deployed a hovercraft skirt
>green floodwaters rushing through, lamp posts and patio tables all knocked over and shit
>still shallow enough for you to walk and splash around in
>Inklings are in sitting on boats or barricades, some are hauling supplies or boarding up windows
>distant sounds of combat, occasional view of the Squid Sister's flying truck directing and carrying citizens to shelters
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Help a sqigga out /ink/, what's the freshest subtle Splatoon clothes I can buy? Nintendo is retarded for not making their official stuff available online
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>keeping enemy team at bay with jet squelcher
>last 30 seconds of the splatfest match
>takes 3 of them to rush-team up on me and take me down
>70% of the map was in out turf while I was alive
>respawn to them spawn camping our entire team and we lose
>one of my team had a splatling, the other had forge splattershot and the last was a tentatek
>end up with highest ink turfed and 16 kills/1 death

I can only carry so much, pull your fucking weight please.
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>>188121530
There are those $40 ones someone made
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>>188121154
Can't stand the idea that Pearl is malevolent? We already knows she plays dirty. Anyone have the one where Marina's only response to her was "you would..."?
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>>188121627
btw marina's response to that was changed from "You would..." to "Never change, Pearl."
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>>188121748
I think go back to /v/
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>>188121748
>>>/v/
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>>188121748
The US has the biggest playerbase, only fair they are represented ingame.
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>>188121748
the only squid
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>>188121554
>other 3 members of team group together and don't ever push
>get splatted by one of other teams specials
>trying to hold off 4 players while your retards respawn and do the exact same shit over and over again
I try not to get mad because there are children who play this game but jesus fucking christ can they just learn that doing the same thing over and over again and getting yoursleves killed by grouping up right next to each other is not the way to go? Split up but stay close by, not close enough that a single splash down or inkjet shot can wipe 3/4 of your team
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>>188121369
>Don Salmonoid
He's name is Big Red and he uses his own mecha armor which was built from the scavenged parts of the original. Octobot King. (He dumped the music system and has to have it washed daily because it still smells of wasabi, and Big Red hates Wasabi.)
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>>188121407
>Humanity's planet-scale destruction and warring still continues to curse civilizations millennia after the age of man has ended
Somehow I feel like if any humans survived, they'd end up being mythical figures for the inklings as they work in secret to try and undo the damage they once caused.

Imagine, a humanoid species that can actually swim in water and doesn't get splatted by ink. And they're possibly twice the size of the average inkling, have crazy endurance and physical strength, and whose aggressiveness dwarfs that of everything save the Salmonids. That's like being immortal to these squids.
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>>188121748
Terrible.
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>>188122029
Why do you think they still keep Judd's capsule as an object of worship and occasionally accidentally making additional Judds
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>Hit enemy in their face 4-5 times before they die with n'zap
>Hit them 4-5 times before they die from a distance as well
>Get hit once by the side pop from rapid blaster blast fired from the side of a wall
>Instant death
>Get looked at by tentatek
>Instant death
>Aerospray shitposts in my general direction
>Instant death
>Take a while to build up special
>Enemy team seems to be shitting out inkjets and curling rushes every 3 seconds
>Consistently get 900-1000 points
>Team with aerosprays get lower than me somehow
>Team never communicates but enemy team seems to instantly know exactly what is going on with their entire team at all times

I don't understand how weapons do a certain amount of damage on the testing range but then the moment the online is involved seem to double in power. I don't know why I always think splatfests are going to be fun, they always just devolve to this frustrating crap. It's like I'm really playing ranked, only unlike rank when a game is fucked it just keeps going for the full duration of me eating shit. I should stop bothering with splatfests, turf war really gets tedious during them and I don't think I'll ever need more snails anyway. This shit is killing me.
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No SR rooms in sight, guess burgs are sleeping off the splatfest atm
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When
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>>188122090
Never getting the abilities I want even despite drinks and slowly gaining chunks has killed me.
All of my snails are going to be blown on rerolls the instant I get them
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>>188122284
The Dynamo Slosher.
It's a recycling bin and it throws huge waves really slowly
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>>188122029
Maybe, but humans are looked down upon similar to how we look down upon the Dinosaurs if you remember that one sunken scroll with the remains of the human with the WiiU and the controller with the wiimote strapped to it.

>>188122259
You really want to start a room? Give me your FC and let's get to work.
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>>188122257

Not if it's your squid
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>>188122086
They don't worship the capsule, I don't think anyone other than possibly Judd knows what it does. All the inklings knew is it's a mysterious relic of ancient times, before recorded history, and is both top secret and under strict lock and key. Lil' Judd's creation was entirely an accident, and nothing of the sort had occurred in the 2000 years he was awake for before that incident.
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>>188122375
I'd prefer Twin Sloshing Machine if you cross the streams it can one shot
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>>188122295
I feel your pain. All I want is 3 special power ups with some ink resistance and I CANNOT get them.
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>>188122029
>Abnormally tall with long arms and legs, they are cursed Inklings that no longer have tentacles but grow a strange prickly seaweed out of their heads and bodies
>Dense muscle and bone structure like the Salmonids, with a sharp sense of vision, capable of incredible strength and cruelty
>Have a strange ability to interact with and influence electronic devices in their vicinity
>instead of beaks they have many barnacle teeth
>can reach through windows and snatch naughty Inklings out of their beds
>tend to hide amongst the trees
Are we Slendersquids now
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>>188122467
The worst thing is that I'm also not getting the drinks.
It was like a week between them.
Grizz keeps giving me cash or cold blooded drinks
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>>188121885
>not armor made out of kitchen utensils
>not wielding a pair of giant spatulas that you can see around the salmon run stages
>not wearing a giant cooking pot as a helmet

you can do better than this
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>>188122579
>Expecting grade A ideas to just instantly form and not evolve from a base idea and improve from various suggestions to be polished.
Bugger off Chumbrain.
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>>188122375
Chinese takeaway slosher when?
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>>188122410
The inklings sure assume a lot, but they did move into humanity's abandoned cities and adopted their culture. Even the Splatfests, which celebrate a message from the gods, are actually trivial garbage messages/signals sent by humanity into space millennia ago that reflected off stellar objects and returned to Earth. Their gods are us, even if they don't know it. But apparently somehow we did know they'd be coming in the future, as one of those signals was the Callie vs Marie Splatfest.
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>>188122683
Are you saying you couldn't hold yourself back, that you had to post that idea as soon as it popped into your head without even thinking about it? You're literally typing it all out word for word, you have plenty of time to think about an idea. There's nothing instant about posting on 4chan, there's no excuse m8
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>>188122790
But is is the last S2 splatfest Pearl vs Marina or Off the Hook vs Squid Sisters featuring a special soundtrack with all four of them performing together
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>>188122595
>peer pressure the movie
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>>188122687
>mom couldn't afford a fucking bucket
>poor squidkid decides to bring lunch to play with
>ruin some poor squid's fresh gear covered in greasy ass noodles
>everyone stops to glare at the fucker
>everyone decides to leave match and blacklist
>judd drops a month ban on you
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>>188122878
Fuck if I know, I'm shit at predicting the future.
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The Showerling, a splatling with a shower head on the end.
It's the aerospray of splatlings offering an impressive wide range spray but not a lot of damage.
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>go to kill the steel eel
>the basket perfectly blocked my view from another steel eel
>NO ESCAPE
>team wipe
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>>188122864
>Thinking everyone posses your level of 3 dimensional thinking.
>Implying you're going to just sit on ideas until they are absolutely perfect and fix every little detail
Your arrogance is rather impressive. If I did everything you demanded, you'd move the goalposts and say I should have made a drawing of it. Stop whining, this is an image board with finite posts where shit is supposed to evolve. (Unlike static cancer like wojack and pepe.) If you want shit to conform to your standards of perfection, go to normal forum and stop whining.
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>>188123130
One of the few things that needs to be nerfed in Salmon Run is that Steel Eels should not be allowed to clip on themselves or others.

We all know what the other thing that needs a massive nerfing, the question is how can you implement it well?
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>>188123130
eels can fuck up things in the instant
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>>188123130
Wondering why you went forward when you could see both steel eels and not backwards to safety, around the corner and up the wall back into the outpost to bring your team back to life.
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>>188123301
>We all know what the other thing that needs a massive nerfing, the question is how can you implement it well?
Don't change it at all. In any way. Instead reduce the amount of ink a splat bomb costs, so you can throw two from full tank. That way you can solo one as quickly as any other boss and keep up the momentum, while also making splat bombs more useful than just on guns that suck and for desperate hail mary passes.
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>>188123230
>arrogance
>everything you demanded
>move the goalposts
>Stop whining
>this is an image boaord
>If you want shit to conform to your standards of perfection
>go to normal forum and stop whining.

A-Are you okay anon? I made a joke post about what was better, literally everything you're saying that should happen. You posted something, I suggested something better and then you just suddenly started attacking me and saying I was whining about something. There's no whining, I was just trying to improve on your idea like you're currently suggesting.

Seriously, are you okay? What the fuck, is English not your first language and you mistook everything I said as an insult?
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>>188121627
you bet i do
>>188121657
i haven't saved this version into my folders yet, but i know it's jumbled amongst the rest of the map commentary caps i haven't organized
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>>188123301
Showering other Salmonids is intended. Showering other Steel Eels is probably not, so just add collision for them.
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>>188123537
>I'm only pretending to be retarded
Bullshit you were, you just realized the shitshow you unleashed and now want to backpedal. At best, your original post was hyper critical, at worst, it was meant to be insulting. Choose your words better if you're serious.
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>>188123774
Sure, I'm retarded. As a retard would you kindly explain everything you implied I was instead of just completely projecting everything you said instead? Control your temper dude, you're crying because I did something you wanted me to do. It's not my fault you have have symptoms of autism and are unable to spot social cues, I was having a laugh and you just went into full defence mode for no fucking reason. Calm your tits and re-read everything I said, clearly and slowly. I already know you don't think before posting, so you not reading before posting is definitely something you'd do too
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I miss when the splash walls would just clip through the tower, instantly killing anyone standing on it
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>>188123967
tl;dr

>you can do better than this
Your humor is pretty shitty if this is supposed to get a laugh.
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Can we please get back to talking about Salmonids instead of being /v/
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>>188124079
My mistake, not autism but ADD. you made a post the same length as mine and expected me to respond but I make a reply and you can't even be bothered to read it. That would explain your embarrassing outbursts you're currently having.
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>>188123593
Agree, the global salmon noclip could use some tuning. I'd go as far to add eels clipping to itself, because even one coiling around is bullshit
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Wait, did they fuck up the splatfest?
No results and by splatfest tee got converted into a basic tee.
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>>188124238
They haven't finished calculating the winner yet
Give it 2-3 business days.
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>>188124168
>This damage control
Never accused you of having autism, just a terrible sense of humor. Now you're blaming ADD. How shameful.

We can stop this embarrassment for you but only if you drop it the matter.

>>188124157
Ball's in Chumbrain's court.
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>>188124238
Is this your first Splatfest? The Splatfest Tee is taken away from you after the Spaltfest ends, if at any point you don't have a shirt the game will auo-assign you back the Basic Tee, and the results will be shown off later in the morning.
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>>188123130
Other maps I have no problem with but they're a real pain in the ass on Lost Outpost
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>>188124352
That's because it's easy for them to visit the house without you realizing.
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>>188124238
Splatfests always take 12+ hours to payout and reveal the results
spoiler alert: flight won. team invisobill was full of horny teenagers who suck ass.
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how is object shredder + umbrella?
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>>188124305
>y-you first
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>>188124305
>Never accused you of having autism
Confirmed, you can't fucking read and have ADD and possibly aren't a native English speaker. I implied you had autism for the way you were posting, then corrected myself saying you might have ADD.

If you can't even understand that then you should consider never posting ever again to save the embarrassment.

>chumbrain
You are over 18, right?
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>>188124238
Europe is still playing splatfest for the next 3 hours and 45 min.
Last time the result went up one rotation later (2 hours efter it ended)
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>>188124442
Anything that happens from here on out is your fault.

>>188124503
You clearly didn't express that clearly, like all your other posts. Perhaps you should follow your own advice about looking over your own posts before posting before demanding others follow suit. I don't care much for hypocracy.
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Results:

Popular vote: Flight:59-41
Team battles: Invisibility____: 53-47
Solo battles: __invisibility_: 51:49
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>>188124571
Huh, I have to admit I didn't see that coming.
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>grinding for chunks for my new setup which included the Splatoon 1 amiibo girl school shoes (main sub saver and 3 sub saver slots)
>got 2 sub saver slots down after days of grinding
>realize I want to change one of my pieces of gear for object shredder
>days of grinding wasted because I'd have to replace the shoes with something else becauise object shredder is footwear only
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>>188124619
Not even Franz Kafka himself could construct a story so Kafkaesque.
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>>188124571
Asshole
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>>188123130
>>188123230
Now I know Grillers are some of the easiest bosses if you don't have utter shit weapons even with more than one at once but the damn Small Fry always draw your attention away or kill you

Also for the love of goodness can people focus Sting rays down if there's no Fly Fish about
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>>188124619
Object shredder is not necessarily an everyday-use ability. It's not like you won't benefit from having more than one type of shoes anyways.
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>>188124571
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>>188124571
Invisible winning would lead to glorious shitposting because everyone is expecting Flight to win. Flight winning would lead to old and stale shitposting because everyone assumes they'll win.

Also it would be funny if these are the American results and then the solo battle gets flipped to Flight's favor because the Euro's shit the bed. It would show Nintendo wants to keep the proud, black octos down.
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>>188124564
>didn't express that clearly
That's your fault mate, not mine. Don't accuse people of doing things when you're not willing to put the effort into posting. You're better off just ignoring a reply than causing what you've done already by not paying attention
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>got a friend request from some random girl during splatfest
>she was on the other team
Feels weird getting one from the enemy
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>>188124912
bro whaaaaaaaaaaaat haha like what sick bro smash that pussi dude smash it bro like bro sick did like duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!!!!1 siiiiick haha
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>>188124903
>Resorting to projecting.
Sorry, but ESP is not a prerequisite for posting on 4chan. It's your fault for not expressing yourself clearly. Amusing since if you did that to begin with, we wouldn't be having this conversation about your intent.
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>>188124912
>girl
Oh you poor fool.
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>>188124571
false. I was on invisible and my teams were all shit. try harder fart ass!
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>>188124437
>wiki doesn't have it listed to pop rainmaker shield
I guess I could test it out later today
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>>188125116
It does (very slightly) increased damage to the rainmaker shield, there's a video on what Object Shredder affects and by how much. No data on the Brella shield though, since that only came after the video was released.
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>>188125106
Based on the username and mii I'm like 90% sure it's a girl
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>>188125015
>but ESP is not a prerequisite for posting on 4chan
No it's not, but being over 18 does. Stop crying, stop projecting and stop acting like a child. While you're at it, don't fucking reply and go about your day pretending you're not an idiot.
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>>188124779
Unless you have someone who's specific duty is to take out the small fry, they will overwhelm and kill fast, especially on higher difficulties where a lot more of them spawn.
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>>188125254
It's a good time to be a carbon roller since that's the only thing they can steamroll
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>>188125243
>Just leave me alone.
Right when things were getting fun? I don't think so chumbrain. The fact you NEED to imagine that I'm an invalid to justify your own actions is rather amusing.
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>>188124779
>Roller's vertical slap doesn't affect multiple levels of the Stinger.
Sucks.
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>>188125325
>getting fun
It's getting boring, I get these kind of responces from my 12 year old niece. Just stop posting and shitting up the thread, if you're not a fucking child you'll stop pretending you're playing a game of "I'm right and you're wrong"
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>Our power: 1700
>Their power: 1900
Wow, that was fun to get 20% of the fucking map!
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>>188104298
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>>188125421
Taking out stingers fast is the niche for the blasters.
Rollers get to roll up chum
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>>188125484
Then accept defeat with grace and apologize with sincerity. It's the only way this is going to end politely.
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My fucking controller keeps disconnecting REEEEE
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>>188125635
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>>188125695
>>188125484
>>188125325
>>188125243
get the hell out of my general you fucking virgins
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>>188125724
>>188125724
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>>188125715
>he doesn't play handheld exclusively
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>>188104298
From a couple threads ago.
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>>188126000
How do you know he isn't and the frustration is that the controller keeps physically disconnecting, sending the switch screen plummeting to the ground?
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>>188126026
not a dab
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>>188125421
yes, this should be fixed/changed
>>188125659
agreed, but blasters were broken this exact same way before the patch
so I think they should improve on versatility of various weapons
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>younger brother in the other room playing in splatfest
>getting his shit kicked in by team invisible
>smashing and banging literally shakes the house
>storms off out without his fucking shoes
>i check his room and find this on the floor

I can't stop fucking laughing, can't wait till he comes back. I looked for the joycons but they're probably still in his hands or missing outside if he threw them away.
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>>188126000
I don't own a wifi anon.. I have to play wired.
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>>188126000
Didn't get Switch to play on tiny screens again
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>>188126127
your brother is a dog ? XD
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>get to s
>matchmaking suddenly takes forever
cool
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>>188120538
>last spoiler
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>>188125618
Why the fuck do I keep getting put in with 1700 teams? I'm fucking 1900, that means there are bozos with 1500 on my fucking team.
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>>188126127
Did he remember to put on his bike helmet?
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Why is hump back pumptrack on the rosta of splatfest maps right now if I haven't played it once in an hour?
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>>188126127
We need a level of rage chart for spalfest.

Do shooters on other consoles cause his level of rage?
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>>188126470
Shifty Station is more likely
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where can I see my ability chunks ?
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>>188126568
Here
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>>188126078
It's an Ink Dab.
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>>188126276
>>188126372
>>188126512
It's dry and I can't find anything in his room that would have caused those dents and scratches. He might have done them long ago though with his teeth or something. I've tried calling him but he left his phone in his room as well, I mean I've gotten this mad before but never to actually damage my own property.

Still can't find the joycons and the switch had been knocked over but looks perfectly fine apart from a small dent on one of the corners where the right joycon slides in.
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>>188124912
>some girl on the other team bullies you
>sends friend request
>she has a cute mii
>only sent you a request so she could join you and bully you even harder
I wouldn't mind if that were to happen to me
>>
>3 Games in a row where some cunt just stands at spawn and looks directly down while occasionally walking
>Same 3 games had tri-sloshers and rapid faggots in them on the enemy teams

I want splatfest to end this is worse than ranked
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>>188126512
>Do shooters on other consoles cause his level of rage?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkwK7Qqdig0
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If you're team Flight and EU (or have a decent connection from somewhere else) add me. We need one more player for our team.
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>>188126127
>>188126750
People who rage are generally still coherent enough to use tools though. I'm guessing he just grabbed a knife or something else sharp and started stabbing the controller.
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I don't want COLD BLOODED chunks, Mr Grizz

Also how good or useless is this hat I created using Mr Grizz's "generosity"
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>>188126127
Whelp, he better start learning how to use split joy cons.
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>>188126358
I had the same thing happen in this and the last splatfest when I was at 2200, it sucks
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>>188126823
Just yelling 'nigger' is old and busted. I need to see rage manifest in physical violence.
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This probably gets asked a lot, but what determines your win bonus points? (+3, +4 or +5 ?)
Splatfest power?
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how do you get out of the pit in middle on humpback pump track other than jumping back to spawn ???
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>>188127090
The amount of splatfest power the team you beat has.
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>>188124912
weird how you get friend requests at all from splatoon, last time I remember playing online and getting friend requests were way back on the PS3
I already got several friend requests from enemy squids, it's bizarre.
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>>188126964
On a scale of 1 - 10?

Probably a 2 or 3, at least.
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Is there a reason I'm being placed exclusively with people ranked between B- and B+ while the other teams seem to exclusively be S? Is this intended?
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>>188127197
They think you're a worthy opponent or you carried them. I got a friend request from a guy I was squidbagging hard

>>188127237
I thought so but what else am I going to do with 50 cold blooded chunks
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>>188127073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yki0BtgX7wY


?
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>>188127263
It's proof the match making system is broken and power level should be decided on your ranks in ranked and not your level, like it was in the original game.
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>>188126831
Trying again, anyone? You don't need to be gud. Just exist..
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>>188127525
I'm on team invisible, and American. I hope you lose all your matches
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>>188127313
fake and gay
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>>188122284
>>188122375
PERFECT!
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>>188127623
so would it slosh extremely far
or extremely wide
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>>188127268
How many cold bloodeds does it take before you can stand inside a point sensor and crash the game as it keeps trying to sense you but you shrug it off one frame later.
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>>188127693
Haven't a clue because I never use the ability even in Splat One
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You think they are going to give us an update as big as the first game's august update?
meaning new music
new weapon types
new gear
and so on
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>>188127686
give it the speed, damage, and range of day 1 Splatoon 1 dynamo.

It'll make tri look like tiny baby
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Who are G&K and why are they all so shit?
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>>188127723
But it was so useful!
You'd get echolocated but shrug it off in a second so your sniper nest isn't exposed
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>>188127686
>>188127623
If it were wide it'd be stepping on the Tri Sloshers toes. I think the next Slosher needs to mess with ink efficiency, movement speed and damage because spread seems pretty well covered
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Welcome to power level 1100.
Enjoy your stay
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>>188127781
i cant confirm any of this, but I read its some french guild/group based around some youtuber or something
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>>188127693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uzfl6qv_fs
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>>188127801
I preferred shooting more, shooting harder, coming back faster and just moving faster in general
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>>188127903
Omg
>>
>Shooting at enemy in front of me
>Teammate decides to get in my way
>He dies
>I die
I HATE NIGGERS
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i just squidbagged after every kill in a ranked match
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>>188127840
Cement bucket or 7/11 Gulp mug?
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>>188123336
You're joking right? You've got some great hindsight glasses on to make that observation. The Maws blocked the view of the second steel eel, and more than likely for that split second, his brain was on auto pilot to retrieve the eggs while then going to flank the first eel. Suddenly the other Eel is there and rape occurs.

I would have done the exact same thing he did, and the fact that Eels can clip on themselves to coil around you is something that should be nerfed.
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>royalty status reached
Finally, now I can unwind from playing turf war with some salmon run. Any profreshional rooms open/need another player?
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Jet Squelcher is so fucking shit
You can't fucking chase anyone.
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>>188128174
>his brain was on auto pilot
I'm still here to reply but I don't know, my first instinct is to flee and assess. I'm sure there's a window to the left of him, my instinct would have been to ink the wall and jump out. They already met the quota, greed can cause a lot of problems in this game mode
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>>188128213
Welcome to the club.
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>>188128412
Nice!
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>>188127854
>jordan meticulously painting every pixel of space in spawn
what a trooper
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>>188128301
get good
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>>188127854
What is even going on? I expected retards to at least paint everything in their base, but this is just retards walking past each other.
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>>188128471
>>188127854
It scares me that these people are also in our thread
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>>188127903
Still not inclined to wear it. People barely use point sensors in this game and with no echolocator I don't care
>>
>>188128301
>chasing
>with the Jet Squelcher

you mean aim chasing or enemy chasing, because I can tell you right now any long range weapon doesn't work close up when chasing somebody, unless its a Nozzlenose
>>
>>188128493
I wish I didn't care so much for winning to do this. Seems fun in an autistic way
>>
>>188128520
>What is even going on?
I ask myself that very question
>>
We didn't even have a roller on our team for this match.
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>>188127903
>4 seconds with 3 main

what is the point? when are the buffs happening?
>>
>>188128871
It's fun to do on Morray towers where there is deceptively more surface area to your steps than it seems there should be.
Like, to the point where a map that looks like should be the other team's win gets called for you because of your coverage.
>>
>>188129004
It goes down to 2 seconds if you fill up every single slot with it.
Don't know why you would, though.
Hardly anyone uses point sensor. Even the people with weapons with point sensor barely use it.
>>
>start at 2100
>steadily dropping
>now at 1800
why's it gotta be like this
>>
>>188128880
>>188128992
This looks like it's just 30 seconds into the match.
>>
>>188128097
>teammate was a short ranged peashooter
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>>188129120
Those were both at the minute mark. This one was 30 seconds in though.
>>
>>188129215
Well, at least Urchin is doing something.
>>
>>188128405
Again you assume a lot of things and he has the reflexes of a mind reader Rewatch the video. The second the maw dies and reveals the second Steel Eel. even if he turned to run. He had a blaster and enemy ink covered the only exit. So he would have been caught on it and killed by the first Steel Eel anyway.

MAYBE if you had the reflexes of a top tier tourny fag. You'd be able get out of that jam. But us mortals? he was dicked the second the Maw popped.
>>
>>188129215
How did you get to 1100 and why aren't you stomping?
>>
>>188129403
looks like it's that one guy throwing games again to try and sabotage Pearl
>>
>>188128747
Both.
>Get one hit in
>They run away out of range and start lobbing bombs
>>
>>188129398
Maybe if he wasn't such a shitter and didn't run right into the steel eels they would have won, ain't my problem he's retarded
>>
>>188129473
You can't do that alone. There are too many players who are legit shite.
>>
>>188129473
Why is Pearl so immune to throwing?
>>
>>188129646
She's actually a really fat. A big fat, fatty. underneath that dress. Nothing by rolls of fat from eating Mayo frosted cake.
>>
Would you rather eat frosted mayo cake or ketchup covered ice cream?
>>
>>188129885
Frosted mayo cake. The sponge won't have mayo in it and you can scrape off the mayo frosting.
>>
>>188129403
I use splatfest to practice with subs and weapons I'm shit with because you can manipulate match to a much greater extent than with turf wars..

Also Marina's current dome has giant Djembes. Really makes you think.
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>>188129885
Please don't, I'm already feeling sick as it is
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God I really fucking hate these autistic players that think spamming the jump button makes them look like pros.
It's barely any harder to hit them and they don't hit shit themselves.
>>
>>188129983
>manipulate matchmaking

I still don't get how the Autobomb is supposed to get kills.
>>
Why are there no results yet? Splatfest ended over 8 hours ago.
>>
So is it true that using drinks on gear that is the same ability as the drink is worthless?
>>
>>188130291
You have to wait for us EU fags.
>>
>>188130291
As the other 50+ or so posts have already said before if you had read the thread, they'll be announced after the Europe splatfest is over
>>
>>188127735
I hope so. I've either bough, or seen and wrote off most if not all of the gear currently in-game already.
>>
>>188130291
Europe splatfest is still going on, they're probably waiting for that.
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which clothes does this amiibo unlock,im a bit confused by what the wiki says
>>
How do I mingle with 2000 MMR players and not the 1100 MMR players? I don't want to Freelance and Solo anymore, it's slow and impersonal.
>>
>Sometimes autobomb stops chasing you, sometimes it doesn't
>Just got splatted because it stopped when I expected it to keep going
>>
>>188130434
do the results go out as soon as europe ends or?

1.5 hours till europe ends btw
>>
>>188130138
Mostly accidentally.
>>
>>188127735
First things first they need to just bring back everything from Splatoon. That includes weapons, gear, music, colours and suchlike. After that they need to add more hairstyles and pants
>>
>>188130138
>I still don't get how the Autobomb is supposed to get kills.
It's not supposed to, it's to harass players playing defensively to either move them off the spot or to bait them into entering your weapon's range
>>
>>188130673
School cardigan, clip with the 2 logo, and I think the loafers.
>>188130719
Couple hours after that was the previous one I think.
>>
>>188130719
In the next rotation update, so 2 hours.
>>
>>188130673
Squid Clip-Ons, School Cardigan, Fringed Loafers
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>>188130808
>It's not supposed to
>mfw I get killed by them constantly
brb killing myself
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>>188130138
>>188130808
People run away from the autobomb into your weapon or run from your weapon into your autobomb
>>
>>188130392
>>188130393

Did eu start later or something? The UK, is five hours ahead of my time zone.
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>>188130673
School outfit 2, featuring 2 shaped earrings.
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>>188131007
EU started yesterday, finishing in 1 bong 30 bings. Seems we start a day after NA.
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>>188131063
How many bings make a bong?
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>>188131165
5 dozen bings make a bong
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>>188131165
>he doesn't know how time works
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>>188131063
>>188131165
>>188131228
Is this why we Brits get called bongs, because of the sound Big Ben makes? I never understood it much when people say Bongland but it sounds so funny that I just role with it. It's not like our country is known for weed either so
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>>188131015
It's a sequel to girl 1's school outfit featuring an S shaped hairpin.
I guess ones a spring uniform and ones a winter or something.
>>
>>188131301
>Tomato
>A fruit
Oh no, we're not derailing the general with this bullshit again.

>>188131320
Google the original copypasta ya sod.
>>
>>188131370
The second is a gyaru outfit.
>>
>>188131165
Big Bong is shut down for 3 years, so time has stopped in the UK.
>>
>>188131320
How new?
>>
>>188130842
>>188130882
cool!
im sorry for maing us lose
>>
>>188131436
ghesunteit.
>>
Who won JP's splatfest?
>>
>>188131636
Everyone, because McDonalds(tm) only makes good food
>>
>>188131483
No worries team flight is winning left and right I'd be surprised if we lost desu.
>>
>>188131636
No one yet, if the info was corrent they have it next weekend this time
>>
>>188131715
Weird. What the hell is Nintendo doing with this game?
The spacing between updates is so fucked up.
>>
I predict flight will win 2-1, popularity and solo battles. That, or all three.
I should have fucking known invisibility would attract the same kind of crowd as ninjas did back when. Fucking god shit fuck.
>>
>>188104476
Nah.
It was against my team and I needed just one point to get the queen. I made a half-assed attempt.
>>
What sens do you guys use? I played Platoon with the default ones but I don't know if I wanna change it for this game. I have been playing with the default sens for a while but do you think there is a better sens? Or is just preference.
>>
>>188105094
32-18. Flygal.
>>
>>188132591
I meant to write Splatoon but auto correction is just great.
>>
>>188107931
Squidbanging
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>>188108957
Are you squidding me?
Off the hook is pretty meh, but Squid Sisters are total garbage. Especially considering there is some decent ABXY stuff.
>>
>>188110332
You can also hear all the wacky sounds in it. It's like it's composed by a mad scientist, distorted timpanis, guitars, doorbells, and a really aggressive cello.
>>
>>188132427
gonna have to start choosing teams not based on what i like but based on whcih team is less likely to have fucking idiots on it
>>
>Be invisibility
>The thing I've died the most to this splatfest is inkjet direct hits
Fucking pottery.
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