dota 2 - /d2g/

first for TA is a girl and doesnt have a penis or male genitalia

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2nd for Pugna

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nth for Winter Wyvern

is rage diebacking early game ever not hilarious?

DOTARDS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTFqu_ALBpg

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>>188060675
thanks bae

what are good picks vs invoker mid to make his life as miserable as possible?

pugna is a male

>>188061328
any hero

>>188061402
t. Reddit

>>188060861
>A penis or male genitalia
But penis isn't male genitalia, silly. The cutest girls all have dicks.

>me and my friend fire up some chill unranked dotes today
>Peruvian teammate picks Rubick
>He doesn't speak english
>I communicated with my friend and the rest of the team that I was going LD solo offlane
>Rubick comes to my lane anyways
>Not having that shit today
>I literally scream my lungs out on my microphone with seething rage for the first time on this game in 5 years
>He won't leave my lane
>I feed first blood on purpose for the first time ever in my 5 years playing this game
>He finally leaves my lane
>VS a Jugg/Disruptor offlane
>Disruptor doesn't max Glimpse first and I completely destroy them by 10 mins with like 7 kills.

welcome to unranked

https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3420631779

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>me ooga
>team ooga
>win
explain
dotards

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how long until forced 50 claims me

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as much as I'd love to go driving with dotards isn't jacky in sea rn?

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>tfw no cute vampire hero

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>tfw no sb gf

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>>188061605
I giggled at the thought of that scenario. I'd have chased you around all game if I was that Rubick just to have more giggles

>>188061832
ENDURANCE RUN

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>>188061746
why are you using different pictures?

>>188061693
how do you play tb?
i either completely wreck everyone or become completely useless after enemy picks some shitload of magic dmg like timber offlane

>>188061693
if your mmr changes too fast the system matches you with others who had the same happen, chances are they are shitters who got carried
if u get 4 of those
that's forced 50

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>>188061991
3411516210 here's a good match ID if you have the patience to watch replays
otherwise just refrain from picking him vs offlaners like timber, batrider and earthshaker
and make sure that you try to avoid fighting until you have your manta (unless it's easy pickings or you're sieging a t1 with your dragon lance)
and always go 0-4-4

>>188062480
true
i was winning a lot of games but then i suddenly got 3 games in row with complete shitters who were tilted and acted like subhumans so i checked their dotabuffs and nearly everyone was on losing streak

>>188062769
>and always go 0-4
what if you have decent kill potential?
i also will check it out thanks

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>>188061970
he's a dirty imposter that's why

>>188061693
i dunno but i noticed that after some wins the system matches u with people with bad winrate to see if you can win your way out anyway

>>188061991
Not him, but if my lane is so bad I can't even farm then I just leave for jungle like a peruvian memelord since it's better than nothing and let the support leech some solo xp levels that will hopefully pay massive dividends while the offlaner wins against a basically empty lane. If you're playing TB or AM you go where the gold is until you have items, if you can't accomplish anything in a fight there's no point fighting instead of farming or pressuring an empty lane.

Consistently winning with TB spam I don't know. He's so low impact in earlygame that if your team decides to play full tilt poker from minute 0, there's not a whole lot you can do to help them before it's too late unless the enemies towerdive someone while low hp and you can come and reflection+meta to fuck them up.

>sleep 12 hours
>nap another 2 hours
>still tired literally all the time

DOTARDS?

>have a jugg on my team who is severely underfarmed all game
>winning in spite of him
>gets caught out twice by being out of position and blames the team
>blame team and buys back and feeds his buyback
>refuses to accept he lost us the game by being a bad player

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how do I make this work? cover it all in redbull?
>>>/aco/1694771

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>>188063681

>>188060987
attention slut you mean senpai?

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>>188063681
me in the top left

>>188064026
wow, so edgy bro

>>188061693
theres no such thing as forced 50. congrats on ascending from the shitters here

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>>188064197
Have you seen her twitter? Cmonnow.com

>>188064406
no i dont stalk women on the internet you fucking weirdo
you fucking hurt you boy?

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>tfw 2k mmr
>tfw at least 6k mmr mechanical skill
>only thing holding me back is my map awareness
am i the only one?

>>188064842
post ur dotabuff

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How are you feeling today /d2g/

>>188065125
suicidal

when do i get my anime gf

>>188064842
im held back by my teams

>"White man battle plan!"
what did clokwerk mean by this

>>188065125
quite fine how about you anime neet

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*blocks the role you wanted to play*
>IDI NAHUI DOG MONGOLOID TI DAUN
wat do

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>>188064724
Not him but you sound like the biggest faggot

>>188061606
that is a rare CIA, mind if I save it?

>>188065748
>implying im not comfortable playing all roles
what do you take me for, some kind of shitter?

>>188065748
>not picking whatever your team is needing

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Anyone else notice how different high-4k to low 5k average MMR games are compared to high 5k MMR games are? I can't get away with half the shit I usually do in lower average games.

i would be 9k but i'm white and get -5k for white privilege

BLACK IS SO FUCKING BAD

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I gotta go to work but if there's more cu-yogurt pictures in >>>/aco/1693829 I'll add them when I get home

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Is this the season of NA bulls?

>>188067957
your brain thinks cum is hot

>>188067578
how do i check these fpl stats or whatever its called

>>188068073
other people's porn is always weird

>get invited to a discord
>it's filled with anime meme spouting weeaboo faggots

Every time. What is it with anime and discord?

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>tfw you flame your team all game and someone tips you at the end when you win

does diffusal blade work on od?

>>188068270
nothing really
anime is normiecore now
and there's tons of normies and a lot of them might want to virtue signal by talking about anime rather than the actual topic

discussion gets fucked up very easily like that

>>188066712
the irony is i feel this way about high 5k games vs ~6.5k

>>188068409
you don't get extra mana burn, no.

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>>188067957
>no Spectre
that's how you know she's marriage material

>black and zai losing every fucking game
what went wrong

>>188068073
actually i self insert as the girl

why is spirit breaker so good now?
he has like the highest winrate in the game

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>>188068690
just shitters getting exposed

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>>188061718
>o go driving with dotards isn't jacky in
he is. but before he left, he posted a youtube video giving a house tour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvgVCgDsdqI

the first clue is the rooftop tour at the end of the video. you can see a building with a distinct green pointed roof

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Why the fuck are my ancients unstacked, cucky ?

Where are the wards?
Don't even think about buying boots anytime soon

Check the server. We're on US East. This is My House
See that scoreboard? Whose that carry? Say it
That's right. It's me. I am this team

Get to prepping Cr1t,
It's all you're good for and you know it

why is there no esports going on what the hell
I'm starved for drama
league and hots have tournaments going on literally every week

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>>188065748
>you didn't instantly first pick the roaming pudge
Do you even carry shitstains, outplay perus, tilt nerds, and get free commends?

>>188062769
>3411516210 here's a good match ID if you have the patience to watch replays
Holy shit that pitlord was the hardcarry with those ults
And dusa made skadi w/o damage @ whole team

>>188069072
now do the same pasta with EEbull and SEA

I kept losing 60% of my games on my main acc so I made a smurf... now I'm losing 80% of the games.

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>>188069025
we also see that he has a black fence wall, and flat white roof

>>188066712
I took an 8 months break and played LoL for 5 of these months, when I came back to doto I dropped from staright 5.6k all the way down to 4.6k or 4.7k or some shit like that. I can safely say that I experienced all the averages: 7k average, mid 6k average, high 5k average, low 5k average, high 4k average, and, right now, low 4k average (4.3k average mmr games with me being 4.9k and having 3.8k players in both teams). The difference in gameplay is so massive it genuinely feels like you're playing a different dota patch altogether. I deserved to fall all the way down to where I did, even more so because I'm a pudge autist and I was very rusty in my craft; I've been getting back into it, but this piece of info is also useful to point out: I always experienced these games from a pos5 and pos4 point of view, I never picked a single core, because I don't play cores even when being the highest mmr in a match

When people say there's no difference in mmr brackets they're so fucking wrong it's unreal

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>>188069360
the green triangle roof building is the Hilton at highway 7 and Warden in Markham Ontario. The angle of the building gives us our next clue...

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>black on one team with loda
he won't win a game today at this rate

>>188069313
You have to water down your games to very simple variables and possible outcomes, that's why people often say maining a small amount of heroes, or even being an autismo-single-hero-main isn't exactly detrimental to climbing, depending on the context of the hero/es you're using

>>188069759
wtf i love chocolate now

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>>188069656
It's an L shaped building so we can be fairly confident that the featured rooftop falls within the cone. looks like there's some dwellings here. let's zoom in and see what they look like...

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>>188069078
It's post TI
All the teams need to sort themselves out before the competitive season can start again, luckily this year/next year will be some of the best Dota since 2013 so the wait will be worth it.

A interesting note is that with all the changes teams want to sure they have it all right as each member will now be counted for having "points" needed to qualify for TI.
Liquid is the only team that is for sure going to have a easy invite so they will most likely all stick together.
However the points means there will be less abuse for the teams and instead people will be able to stay together more easily and people can change much more impactfully.

>>188069245
>Holy shit that pitlord was the hardcarry with those ults
he actually ruined some good fights for his team at times with his ulti
even took them out at one point when they could have pushed the t3

the medusa was however the weakest link in the entire team
she could have easily remained relevant in teamfights if she had gone for aghanim's since that's pretty much a hard counter to terrorblade
thankfully she went for useless shit instead

fn is bullying Black again

>>188069630
>When people say there's no difference in mmr brackets they're so fucking wrong it's unreal
They're probably talking more about how the matches are almost always stacked against one team because the MMR system is dogshit and only accurately models player skill on a macro scale of general ranges measured in 500 or 1000, and all the individual player skill levels within their respective ranges are lottery.

>>188069938
who fuckin cares nigga

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>>188069938

Oh look! flat roof tops with some sort of white surface. this looks like a match to what we saw in the video. From the video, we also saw that there was at least one row of similar looking houses between the Hilton and wEEb's vantage point. so we know that it's not one of the buildings in the row closest to the hotel.

>>188069865
you might be onto something. I always pick my heroes by listing heroes that counter their picks and then narrow it down to the role that my team needs, because I can play every hero at least ok-ish.

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>>188070230
the next clue is his garage. besides the obvious (him showing his license plate, but i'm not a cop so I can't run plates), we see a catchbasin in front of his garage. this seems to be a rare occurrence for the alleyways in this area

I didn't realize until recently but I've been picking Spirit Breaker about 1/3 of my games. Such a fun hero, so easy to play. Leech lvl 2 and then just charge forever. End game with a 90% kill participation or higher

>>188070034
>he actually ruined some good fights for his team at times with his ulti
Yeah, but I think he saved his whole team from a wipe a lot more times than fucked up.

>thankfully she went for useless shit instead
This is probably one of the reasons why her winrate is unbelievable garbage, for some reason people think they have to buy every goddamn item that requires ultimate orbs on her because lmao free EHP, but they forget they're playing a hero that has no steroid and they actually need dps items to farm ancients in a timely manner, and if they're the only rightclick core in the team she actually needs damage items to do anything.

>>188070645
as a support picker I fucking hope you rot in hell..

twitch tv/miredia

i just tuned into this guy and why am i sad all of a sudden?

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>>188070521

oh look... street lamp #28. let's look around on streetview...

>>188070791
Why?

>dazzle necro is now a legitimate safelane
>everyone is okay with this
I don't know what dota has become

>>188065796
>Not him

yeah sure its not bitch boi

who is this faggot spamming this garbage

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>>188070906
looks like a positive match...

>>188069078
>no esports
>starved for drama
it's like you haven't been watching FPL this whole time.

is ee destroying his items even in sea? if so, i don't doubt him getting punched in the face when he visits pinoyland

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>>188069871

>>188071305
some of high mmr pinoys were once street thugs, i dont doubt that too.

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Do you build bloodstone on Storm even though you are losing and feel like you'll lose the charges soon anyway?

>>188071307
SAUCE ME UP NIGGA

>>188071209
viewing angle, catch basin, lamp post, roof plan all match.

i'm sure you can figure out the rest. do they give door to door autographs?

>>188071305
why does no one understand EternalEnvy's genius? His item deny technique is unparalleled, and is probably the bleeding edge of metaforging in post-7.00 Dota. Any day now he will win something off his own merits, I'm sure of it.

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>bulldog is plowing this while you jerk off to cartoons

>>188071878
he's switched to Helena

>>188071305
https://clips.twitch.
tv/ConfidentVibrantRatSwiftRage

this is from yesterday

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>Mindcontrol was #1 on FPL when he got picked up by 5Jungz

>Mindcontrol is #1 FPL now, a TI winner

best player in the world desu

>>188071305
he gets exposure out of it, i think he's doing it on purpose.
its either he's showing us fake persona or he's just making luck out of it and thats what you see is what he really is.

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When will I stop posting this picture?

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>Loda and Black on the same team

>>188071776
i thought he only did the house tour because he wasnt going to live there anymore

>>188072390
and they've lost already lmao

>>188071996
>destroy your items, just like in youtube
first time to see it working in sea

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>Mind_Control is Unstoppable
>on AA
>before 20 minutes
this guy is pretty good at dota

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BLACK IS SO FUCKING BAD

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>this fpl
holy shit eu is so bad

>>188073031
whats fpl

>>188073127
Yuro dota embarrassing itself

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>>188071878
>Bulldog ended up dating a Seagull
whats the chances they're deep into some DD/lg shit?

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>crit goes 1-8
>"im done with europe"

crit . let me teach u someting. heroes in dota with 0 stuns is extreme shitty. u keep picking heroes like dazzle, winter wyvern etc......start playing hereos that are not passive and rely on counter play plz.

>>188071875
Tbf he did invent that maguc ember spirit build

>>188073415
>he invented the shittiest meme build to ever destroy a hero
wow good for him i am impress

>>188073276
How does yuro league differ from na league?

>>188073581
That explains why its been in cinstant use since he made it
Ember is a garbage hero, but at least he can do something early game

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>>188073374
Zai aka goodCr1t was on the other team drafting, obviously badZai aka Cr1t didn't stand a chance

>>188073374
winter wyvern can stun an ally

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>>188073698
https://www.faceit.com/en/hub/e6329339-66d1-428a-a281-132c194c1bef/FPL%20North%20America/leaderboard?season=1

https://www.faceit.com/en/hub/5aa025ad-729c-48b4-8fe3-0145384547ba/FPL%20Europe/leaderboard

EU has better players

>>188073793
Enemies too if you feed the spell to a Rubick.

>Tits greater than ass
grant confirmed for based and white

fn is an absolute mad man

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>>188073374
>heroes without stuns
>dazzle
>winter wyvern

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https://www.twitch
.tv/grandgrant

Grant is live with FPL

>>188070170
Getting gud is a matter of perseverance and overly-deserving to climb, not barely-deserving it
>>188070306
Becoming a pudge autist is the best thing I did for improving at this game, because I learned quite a lot about the game from a very stable point of view, which allowed me to actually analyze the matter at hand, instead of worrying about a practically infinite amount of variables. As a pudge picker? The variables stay pretty much the same, so I can calmly analyze every scenario and more easily pick apart the mistakes from the good choices

>>188071618

No pro storm tips?

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>>188074070

>>188064237
>theres no such thing as forced 50. congrats on ascending from the shitters here

Then explain this.

http://i.imgur.com/jpaxLbx.png
http://i.imgur.com/XmYsGOu.png
http://i.imgur.com/2OW5VdU.png

I win 12 straight wins to 4916, then fucking drop all the way down to 4500. Then now i now magically win most of my games and i'm 4700 again. I'm fucking back to where i normally am (4,7k for the past 2 months).

Look at the matches for these guys
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/136481195/matches
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/46844796/matches

Huge win streaks then huge lose streaks and repeat. I keep an eye out for these fuckers cos 1 is a chen spammer.

>>188071618
If you already have mana boots and soul ring yeah otherwise go orchid

>>188074050
>dazzle has no stun until level 4, at which point he gets the shittiest stun in the game
>winter wyvern can stun an ally or make an enemy invincible
You are technically correct, while being essentially wrong.

WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE GRANT
THANK YOU GOD

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>>188074709
poetry

>>188074803
>wyvern ulti makes enemy invincible
So what I'm hearing is you're bad

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>>188074709
>NA vs UK
How will we ever recover?

>>188071618
no i get orchid

>Misery, Loda, zai and cr1t who all have like 1 win in FPL
>vs MC and well-rounded team
How does FPL even work, I thought the teams were random or at the very least balanced on ELO

>>188075394
teams are drafted by the players

>>188071618
yeah cause storm is shit without it

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>>188074709
what's the science behind this? is grants drinking pipe eroded down or something which allows him to drink it so much faster

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this guy (female) show up to your lane and smacks your carry on the butt with a 160s respawn timer

WHAT DO YOU DO?

>>188075394
pretty much just MC bodying everyone no matter whos on his team

>>188075692
suck her dick

Internal testing just started. Dueling Fates in a week?

>>188073994
A big ass means wide hips to bear your children. Tits are literally pointless from an evolutionary standpoint.

>>188076216
would be around the time Mason said the patch was coming

>>188076226
They produce more milk for the young esp if you have kids real quick

>>188076216
sauce faggot

>>188076226

In the future we will grow children in vats and milk women for their milk.

Tits>Ass

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>>188073994
True men know slightly perky is best

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>TI winner getting BTFO

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which hero has the best tits?

which hero has the best ass?

Dotards does no fap increase your mmr?

>>188076934
luna
luna

>>188076937

No, because then you might get motivation to get a social life and actually get laid and quit dota

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>>188076934
who cares
luna

>>188076881
hmm
is that really gh?

im on rainino on this one, not quite buying it?

>>188076608
https://steamdb.info/app/247040/history/
It doesn't mean Dueling Fates, though.

>>188077157
he linked the match on dotabuff, it's gh

>>188076934
Pugna, there's not much but they are there and they're cute.
Luna, who wouldn't want to be her mount?

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>tfw don't give a shit about teamplay or anything
>tfw just in it for the kills
>tfw getting consistent 20+ kills every game
>tfw not a single triple or beyond
>tfw I always wait to hop in last but my dynamic late entry always gives our team the advantage
>tfw I'm a teamplayer even if I don't want to

I just want rampages so my friends can go ''Wow dude'' when they inspect my profile.

>>188076510
Where did he say this?

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Remember Lanaya is a girl.

>>188077415
you can farm those stats in bot matches. just create a lobby (make sure its on a real server and not local host), turn on cheats get 10 rampages and end the game. the stats count.

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>>188077670
So is Pugna

>>188077415
man at least you realize it and are honest about it

i have a friend who does EVERYTHING to make his post game screen stats look good, he literally doesn't even care if we win or lose

is this game fun yet? haven't played it in a while

>>188077415
>tfw just got a rampage literally 5 minutes ago
I finished farming and a support that I just oneshotted bought back and exploded again

If Luna is the name of the tiger, what's the name of the girl?

>"If Mason was a girl, the things I'd do"
What did Grant mean by this?

Is there a better feeling that beating an enemy that keeps shit talking the whole game?

>launch game
>game coordinator...
shit game

>>188077742
What's the best hero to rampage bots?

>blink sblade CK MC
madman

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>>188078238
>tfw you're pushing down t4s and simply type out "?"

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>>188078141

>>188078141
noooova

>>188078238
Making a player on the enemy team so assmad he keeps typing in all caps about how broken your hero is all game.

Be honest, have you fapped to any heroes? Which ones?

>>188078291
zeus

>>188078625
luna
lina

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>>188078625
all the female ones and some males

>>188078625
drow, qop, ta, luna, lina, pugna

>>188078625
TA

What is it like to play dota and have a gf?

>>188078937
like you have everything in the world

>>188069759
MY DICK

>>188078804
>>188078762
>>188078752
I gotta agree my dudes. Lina is top caliber. Ginger + feet exposed + slutty highschool girl voice = big cums

>thread is either dead or full of degenerates

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>>188079617
i forgot to include wr in my list

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>>188079839
WR is cute!

GRANT IS SUCH A MORON

CANNOT DO BASIC MATH
SHEESH

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is bulldog /ourguy/?

>>188079925
Grant is 7k. I bet you're some low 4k shitter proud of his STEM degree.

>never played dota 2 properly
>normal que is either full of tryhards or retards
>just wanted a comfy game like back in wc3
>try single draft
>actually good teams and games

really fucking surprising how queing a different matchtype filters out the shitters. seriously, how can you justify not playing single draft or random most games? why would you limit yourself to 2% of the game?

>>188080215
>literally browses reddit while streaming
no

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>>188080451
>he doesnt browse the official dota 2 forum
why not mate?

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Are you supposed to Fissure or Enchant Totem after dunking?

>>188078625
TA WR

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>>188080618
fissure if lots of niggas around else enchant your totem

QUICK
HOW DO I PLAY OFFLANE TIMBER

>>188080618
>totem
>dunk
>rightclick
>fissure
>totem

>>188080218
>7k
no he's not, he's like low 5k or 4k

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in in the building

>>188080801
max your armor and aggro the creeps

>>188080967
bloodstone rush?

>>188080218
grant is not even 4k anymore baka
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3404111839

>>188080801
Remember when iceciceice fucking destroyed everyone on Timber and had to be first banned? We even had a meme about it. Timberthaw or some shit.

>>188081007
yes

>>188080926
pretty sure grandgrant is 3.8 or 3.9k

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>be me
>2k mmr
>at least 5-6k mmr mechanical skill
>cant raise mmr because i keep getting non english speakers on my team
im getting sick of this shit

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>>188081372
Grant is literally a former pro player and he bodied Fear 1v1 mid, don't talk shit about a legend kid

holy fuck grant has 30k hours of dota on steam, who is more autistic?

>>188081495
bullshit

>>188081495
dumb frogposter

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how is nahaz so based

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/ourgir/ is strim dotards,
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>188081802
Who is this old man and how is he related to dota in any way shape or form.
Old people dont belong in dont save for based pops fear.

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>>188081802
>white
>rich
>family
>4.5k mmr
>smartest man in the dota scene
>vindicated multiple times about Liquid

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>>188081943
>hey guys I just came here from REDDIT haha

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>>188081862
>went to manila
>go to some karaoke bar
>qt filip whores everywhere

If I ever become a millionaire I'd go back and live there. Best vacation ever.

>>188081495

>Be a good player
>Gets placed in a correct bracket without uttering a word once
>bullshitting on 4chan

>>188078625
tony

>>188081802
>nearly killed Maut on stream
>predicted Liquid's early game
>best analyst in the scene
>cat guy
is he...
dare I say it...

>>188081958
how can noxcuck ever show his face in the public ever again?

>>188081958
>(((white)))

>>188081495
lovin this meme

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>>188082059
based

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>>188082140
why do dotards like asian gfs so much?

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>Red's latest dota 2 commission

Holy hell how can one man be so based? I keep having doubts about sending him some commission work and this finally convinced me so HURRY AND GIVE ME SOME GOOD COMISSION IDEAS PREFEREABLY WITH SOME HOT TA ACTION ON fem pugna is also welcome too.

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>>188081958
>>188081802
>Everyone said Liquid would never win anything and be destined to only win 2nd places or a few Majors
>Nahaz says they're the strongest team
>Wins TI
>Still is a professor

What did Nahaz mean by this?

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MMR changed to percentile when (doesn't visually change after 0.1%)

>>188081498
then ask the legend to show his MMR on stream.

Besides his twitch persona, these days he is even sucking euros dicks

>>188082274

Fuck my life and my typos I meant HOT TA ACTION in the spoiler part of my post.

>>188082034
No im not. i just dont know this man because i dont care much about caster drama.

>>188082418
you really have to go back

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>>188082232

>>188082321
How the fuck did this happen. This is so unfair.

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>>188082232
>pajkatt wasting his genes like that

Loda can fuck up his bloodline all he wants because of baldness before 30. You might as well impregnate a jew.

>>188082232
E-sports in Asia are much more mainstream than in USA. Tell some Asian whore you're a pro Esports player and they might consider your cock based on your looks. Tell that to some American whore and they'll raise an eyebrow at you.

>>188082232
they like dota/video games and not as fake as white women from 1st world countries

inb4 nara.

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>>188082274
>TA on pugna action

>>188082069
>>nearly killed Maut on stream
?

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>he isnt climbing to 3k with supports only
Support players are the bulls

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>>188082563
If Loda owned his baldness like a true viking it wouldn't be a problem, but he hides it like a bitch

>>188082706
yeah sure, now upgrade that courier, and don't forget to pull you fucking faggot

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>>188082274
I'm always willing to ask for Fem-Pugna myself as I have been for most of the year so it's nice to see more people start doing so as well

Red is easily one of the best guys I've ever commissioned, he's fair, keeps you up to date and gives you previews and is really reasonable on prices. And generally I just enjoy chatting with him.

If "I" was going to ask for something I wanted for once I guess it'd be either
>Shy Pugna showing off her behind and pointing to it while saying "The first time I saw you, I knew where you were headed."
Or
>TA having her mouthmask ripped by a dick while being spitroasted

Personally I prefer lightheatered piece but lewds are alright for me too as long as people ask for it

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>>188082838
Your gpm is my gpm andy

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>>188082839
>>188082682
This is good too

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Why was zai replaced by fear and not crit.

>>188082706
>climbing to 3k
I got 4.4k after my placement matches and haven't played a game of ranked ever since.

>>188083230
Fear is captain and 5 now, he did replace cr1t, dumb pedo

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anyone here remember their first game of Dota? What was it like?

I remember watching a Totalbiscuit video about Dota 2 and then trying the game out. I played Axe mid and lost

>>188083321
wow, I may be a pedo but at least I'm not rude

>>188083337
i was playing custom games on garena in wc3 and after getting kicked maybe 5 times in the lobby for downloading the map i finally got into a game as tinker and did fuck all. next time i played dota was 5 years later

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>>188083337
Watching cancer obese cuck
Die dotard

>Get ganked 3v1
>out play all of them and kill one
>manage to escape because I'm a better player than all of them
>exort, exort!! EXORT!!1!1!
>die
why is this allowed?

>>188083337
I won my first game. I played brood offlane and got a lot of kills.

>>188082321
>8.8k vs 0.5k
ggclose

>>188083337
I played agaisnt bots because it took me a while to get used to the controls and UI

>>188083337
I won my first game, I played DK, a guy on my team was playing CM and it was back in the day of the versions where CM's ult caused a bazillion explosions and had like 5 times the damage output it has now.

>>188082232
>all those sad chink boys behind them
They know what those gweilo are getting themselves in to, you can see their pity.

>>188084638
laowai, gweilo is cantonese which they wouldn't speak

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>>188082321
Balanced matchmaking

>>188078937
hmm i can only answer half that

>>188084638
Lots of pros are dating white girls. Not everyone is a degenerate like Loda who dates a SEA monkey.
Akke and Notail have white girlfriends. The CIS/Russian/Slavic have white girlfriends too
I know Blitz used to date a redhead from StarCraft 2. Then they broke up and now Blitz is being gay with Cap and Purge.
SingSing used to date a Dutch girl before fwosh.
PPD last 2 girlfriends are white.

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WTF

DOES NAHAZ BROWSE D2G?

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>>188085476
epic

>ally says he wanna roam with AM
HELP
GET ME OUT OF THERE

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>>188082232
anyone analyzing this clip in debt?
see how the chick right of loda is giggling and looking at lulda to get his attention?
notice how she immediately looks disgusted when she realizes lulda only wants pajkatt's gf pusspuss?
notice how fy picks up on her disgust?

>>188082274
Follow your heart

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>>188085898
That's nothing to do with loda, that's just pure envy

>all these people having a hard-on for some old middle aged man who reads numbers in dota (he got related to dota since 2012)
>didn´t do anything noteworthy than math related to dota
>literal who.
I want reddit to leave.

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>>188086139
>look I have green eyes like white people!

>>188085832
>it's a people random hard carries in ap and somebody goes jungle -episode

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>running down lanes auto attacking creeps trying to end the game because 2 junglers lel
>people in my game call me a "tryhard that just sucks"

w-what?

>>188086232
>redditor tries too hard to fit in: the post

>>188086232
t. IQlet who didn't pass Calc 101

>>188082274
He can also do multiple commissions if you feel undecided

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>>188086139
>look I tolerate ... no I associate myself with a chick that uses blue contact lenses as my girlfriend
the absoulte state of white people

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>>188080801
>>188080967
>>188081341
what went right
i finally witnessed legendary crit bh thanks to morph abandon

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>>188085476
tfw has turned into a normie meme for 2 years now mang.

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>>188086139
>piecat punching below his weight, egm punching above

hmmm

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>>188086139
>>188086139
"LOOK I HAVE EYES LIKE PAJKAT"

fucking gross dude, no wonder asian bitches are trying to get their seed, the need some not shitskin genes

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>>188086858
I was surprised EGM was straight desu

>>188087337
I just realised w33 was there in the background back when nobody knew who he was

>>188087476
holy shit

>>188087337
EGM looks like fucking james woods

>>188080817
>opening with totem
>cancels your animation
pshhh, nothing personal

>>188088056
whom

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>>188087337
fuck she was so hot.

BTW
>buy trove carafe treasures for 4 bucks
>not even worth more than 2 dollars for most of them

FUCK YOU VALVE

>>188080618
totem buff
>fissure
>blink and hit
>totem
>echo and hit

tfw triple dunk

tfw chaos dunk
you've heard that voiceline before, right dotard?

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>>188089102
uhh so just buy the fucking items directly from the market for 2 dollars less?
market that is set up by valve corporation?

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>>188089824

rodeo god

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>>188089735
y-yeah

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>>188089735
fuck this line in particular

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why cant pro dotards get a hot asian like vid related

like wtf

www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2OcIqwmSaY

>>188090236
they all look the same tb,h

>>188090236
me on the left

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>>188087337
God I can't believe no one impregnated that woman during that shit.

HOW
CAN
PEOPLE
BE THIS BAD AT THE GAME
JESUS FUCK YOU CANT BE BAD AT THIS GAME IN ITS CURRENT STATE
THESE PEOPLE JUST FAIL TO USE THEIR ABILITIES OR LOOK AT THE MAP
THEY WOULD MISS A LAST HIT ON NEUTRALS IF THEY COULD
JESUS FUCKIM SO FUCKING MAD.
LITERALLY LOST VERSUS 4 PLAYERS BECAUSE OF HOW BAD MY TEAM WAS, THEY LITERALLY DID NOTHING AT ALL IN 30 MINS.
ACHIEVED NOTHING, NO ITEMS , NO FARM, NOT A SINGLE KILL THAT WASNT A R PRESS FROM A 600 DAMAGE NUKE THAT WAS THROWN AT A GUY WITH 10HP
JESUS FUCK

>>188091064
>
she did get pregnant you fucking newfag

based mason calling ritsu a poor brown monkey

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>Ritsu can you shut up you stupid brown fuck

O U R G U Y

>>188091064
Don't you know? Zyori got in with that shit, no joke

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>thought Mason went soft
>still calls out shitskins

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no one man should have all this attack speed

So if nu-EG 2.0 fails, who does eveyone blame this time around?
Do they keep blaming Cr1t or will they go on Fear?
Because I don't think I'll ever see the day either reddit or d2g will blame Fear for anything even if they find dead transexual thai hookers in the EG house freezer

mason and timado going nuclear on wwd.
this stream is the best