Thread for talking about arguably the best game ever made, "Assassins of Kings: The Witcher", its official prequels "The Witcher: Speakers of Autism" by Andrew Sapkowski, and the unauthorized sequel "Assassins of Kings: Waifus of Self Inserts" by Marcin Iwinski; and upcoming cyberpunk spin-off "Assassins of Kings 2077"
Here is where stuff about dumb P2W card game spin offs would be but we don't care about that stuff.
>Latest patch for the unauthorized fanfiction sequel to Assassins of Kings, free DLCs, The Assassins of Kings prequel books (first six are officials) and short stories
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Assassins of Kings 2077
>First trailer
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>Creator about Assassins of Kings 2077's world
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>Assassins of Kings 2077 all possible classes included
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>Any new infos ?
CPDR is recruiting right now, so the game is still in early stages.
Still no release date, and we won't have one anytime soon. We still don't know why Letho's men tried to grab Professor Kalkstein.
Trapped with the Yrden: >>187666580
Geralt and Triss OTP
>>188039149
LethoxSile>GeraltxTriss
>>188039252
>LethoxSile
Being the faggot that I am, I'd make pics of this pairing, but Sile's TW3 model is too fucked up. I don't know Letho's sexual preferences, but I doubt he's into living corpses.
First for Ciri riding on her horse.
TW2 is meh at best.
>never bothered to read OP until someone changed it
this place has discord? why?
>>188039465
>I don't know Letho's sexual preferences, but I doubt he's into living corpses.
>When Geralt comes what will you tell him
>T-that the witch hunters did this
>Good girl
>>188039576
you shouldn't say things like that
>>188039842
>Good girl
Those bruises Triss had in TW2 were actually Letho inflicted, Nilfgaardians never laid a hand on her. Now it all makes sense.
>>188040109
Gulet'd
just started witcher 3
dont like 1 and 2 is 30 fps for some reason while 3 is 80
what am I in for?
im currently doing a side mission of trying to get some ghost lady away from a well and i read that some potion is good vs her
i lack some white flower how do I get it? is it possible to find it without having to google the location? I dont want to have to do that want to use the game only and figure it out or will i never find it like that?
>>188040174
Good thing my Geralt has a strict, hurt Triss and die motto.
>>188040406
>just started witcher 3
>dont like 1 and 2 is 30 fps for some reason while 3 is 80
>what am I in for?
>im currently doing a side mission of trying to get some ghost lady away from a well and i read that some potion is good vs her
>i lack some white flower how do I get it? is it possible to find it without having to google the location? I dont want to have to do that want to use the game only and figure it out or will i never find it like that?
>>188040406
>is it possible to find it without having to google the location?
Everything is possible without google, you just have to look better. TW3 in particular mostly spells the locations of anything you need to find.
guys I really want to do this game on my own without google can you please tell me how to get all the best outcomes so I don't have to google them thanks god bless
>>188040759
>>188040565
>>188040520
eh my fault for asking ur help faggots keep on posting about waifus and gay shit instead of helping a nu guy
newfags to the moon
death to all waifushitters
>>188041279
What? I did try to help you. You said you don't want to use google and I told you it's possible to find whatever you need using the in game info. For monsters read the bestiary and you'll see what kind of vulnerabilities the monster has and what to use against it. Visit alchemists, merchants, buy recipes...I mean if you don't want to do that then just google it I guess.
Well it's been fun reminiscing the past few days but these threads are still shit and my posts get worse the longer I stay so I'm going now. See you in another six months if the threads are still around, Trissfag
>>188041885
fuck off
>>188041885
Oh come on now, you made the threads lively at least. We need a bit controversy here.
>>188041995
Well ok I mean that's what I said i was gonna do anyway.
>>188041995
but that's what he was doing
>>188038847
why is there a trailer for some sci-fi shit in the OP?
>>188045337
Cyberpunk will be the best game ever.
Geralt: Just finished some remodeling. Paid through the nose for it, but I think it was worth it… There are already some new saplings and flowers around the grounds, but… I think it’s still missing something. Hmm… maybe a hedge maze? With a statue in the center, one that’s stately and… nude.
Triss: Uh, Geralt, don’t bring up that ball… The wine got to my head and I…
Geralt: Not bringing it up to tease, but to reminisce. That evening… it was magic. And your dress… you looked lovely in it.
Triss: I’ve got it with me… I could put it on one evening. We’ll dine outside, by candlelight, listen to the music of the cicadas… Hm?
Geralt: I can't wait...
>>188047698
reeeeeeeeee
Where are all the Cirifags gone?
Is it just me or did Triss kinda have the hots for Djikstra? The way she affectionately said hello to him at the masquerade; The way she dismissed Geralts "Djikstra doesn't know everything" with "I wouldn't be so sure". Anyone else thinks she entertained the thought of seeing ol' Ouroboros while they were broken up?
Which Witcher woman would be most likely to fuck a dog?
Which would be most likely to have sex with two men at once?
Which would be the most likely to get BLACKED?
>>188049710
Nah, but he helps her with the mages and he's sympathetic towards her relationship with Geralt. She clearly respects him, maybe even likes him, but not in the way you imply.
>>188050058
>dog?
Ciri
>two men at once?
Triss
>BLACKED?
Yen
>>188050131
The last part of my post was a bit in jest, but i do think she liked him platonically but was a little endeared by him and his support
>>188050273
I thought Ciri for the dog one too actually. I guess she just seems like the wildest among them.
>>188051219
It's not like she has a lot of allies in Novigrad and Dijkstra is a good ally to have. Still, I don't see anything remotely sexual from her side.
>>188051601
In the absense of anything to suggest sexual interest, your position is easily the most reasonable. Dat troo
>>188051543
Ciri pretends to be vanilla in sex but she's actually a perverted slut that would do any filth.
/dag/
>>188050058
Triss would have sex with two male black dogs to be honest.
>>188049446
I'm here
>>188054326
Nah, Triss is pure. She likes a good rough butt fuck but that's it.
>no Iorveth
Witcher 3 sucks d'hoine dick
>>188055678
Witcher 3 ain't got no time for no 7 power deal 7 damage card.
So the ending of blood and wine:Two sisters live, Regis is exiled as he's forced to kill Detlaff
orslyanna dies, Regis doesn't have to kill detlaff
Can't they all have happy endings? How can you make Detlaff happy without him killing whatsherbitch?
>>188057446
>they reverted Iorveth's change
kek
>>188057698
>How can you make Detlaff happy
Dettlaff is too autistic to ever be happy. Killing him is an act of mercy, he'll never understand humans.
>>188057831What happens if you let him go though? do him and regis remain friends
>>188058862
He fucks off somewhere and Geralt ends up in prison until Dandelion saves him.
Does Touissaint stay gloomy as shit if the sisters die? Or does it revert back to sunny, piss-filter fun time?
>>188038847
>We still don't know why Letho's men tried to grab Professor Kalkstein
Professor Kalkstein refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out what he told you.
>>188062367
it gets fixed after some time.
>>188063224
When was that? Remind me.
>>188054405
>pic
What did she mean by this?
>>188066572
that's how many cocks she needs to make herhappy
>>188069891
Don't judge, my Geralt loves dancing.
>>188070294
Mmmmmm yeah Regis likes to watch.
>>188071502
Voyeurism is his secret hobby. Sometimes he turns into mist and watches Geralt and Triss make love.
>>188072551
If this is Witcher related I'm just not seeing it.
>>188074126
bro, do you even waifu? it's keira
Yen
>>188074410
Nen
>>188072551
>>188074465
FALKA!!!
If there's a shitzillion worlds, why didn't Eredin just go to one with less resistance?
>>188074410
Kate Beckinsale does not look like Yen, she is also hotter than Yen
Favorite scene
>>188070294
Ciri is going to get dizzy
>>188077126
Fucking whore desperately throwing himself on him lmao, if you go with her you have NO self respect.
>>188079327
I though the scene was very sweet and romantic. First Geralt compliments her during their conversation in the garden, he hugs her, smiles at her, gets jealous over the mage and the build up is amazing. Then she gets encouraged and starts teasing him. Chasing her through the garden is very cute and the kiss scene is just perfection, with the fireworks and all. Even after the kiss, the way the look at each other while Albert is mumbling about his dumb alchemy experiments is very meaningful and heart warming. That quest is my favorite one in the whole game.
i want topunchciri
>>188083605
I want totongue punchciri
>>188077729
She can handle herself.
>>188080172
Yea not reading that
>>188084709
>Geralt's cock gleams for a second
>>188085201
It reacts to Triss.
Is Witcher 3 the pinnacle of single player gaming?
GWENTYCARDS
All witchertads are out to the comic book stores for D&D night
thread dies
such cases
>>188087819
Unfortunately
>>188094807
I'm here anon. I'm here.
>>188093565
>First heard 20 cards
>Then figured it was plenty cards
>Now learning it's gwenty cards
So any gwentfags lose faith is CDPR with how Gwent is handled? It seems everyone is upset and they're fucking up at every possible turn
>>188099453
Sure enough Mr Cat.
>>188100714
I'm on the fence. To me the game hasn't been as good as it was at the end of closed beta despite it still having issues then, but this current overhaul-patch might be better than the previous one we had. It still needs some work and they definitely didn't update all the cards to the new patch as well as they should have, but I dunno.
Once again the biggest issue is playing a solitaire deck is better and more reliable than playing an aggressor/reactive deck. Jerking yourself off with the largest point swings possible per-card is basically always better (Since you win in topdeck wars, your cards aren't reliant on what your opponent does or doesn't play, etc) than playing cards that hurt your opponent. The problem is they need to find a good balance between opponent hurting cards and solitaire masturbation, because they tend to have roughly the same point values, it's just that some only interact with your side and some remove points. Reactive cards need some additional edge but most likely not just higher point totals or everyone will shift to reactive cards, but on completely even footing, a 10 point regular card and a 5 point deal 5 damage card, the 10 point regular card is stronger on the whole. If you go first, you get all 10 points while the damager doesn't. Armor reduces the value of the damager. If your opponent only has cards worth 4 or less points, the damager has reduced value, etc. It's always at a slight disadvantage.
Goddamn Gwent. I enjoy it so I keep hoping they'll unfuck it but since I've played through 3 major overhauls of basic mechanics and shit now I'm convinced they have no goddamn idea what they're doing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06SCaZtUofgI always think of the last tiger as Regis now.
ded
Geralt: Drop your pants, Ciri. NOW!
Ciri: Y-yes daddy. Please be gentle...
>>188112197
>>188112525
Geralt: It feels tight...
Ciri: O-oh daddy!
>>188113392
Who /gamepad/ controller here for witcher 3?
>>188113890
Ciri: N-not that hole...
Geralt: It'll feel good. I promise.
Ciri: O-ok daddy. I trust you.
>>188115117
SeriouslyStop
I want tokneeCiri in theliver
Made a bit less sucky Temeria deck and had my rough and uncaring way with a Francesca player. NR continues to be in a fucked up spot faction identity-wise because after a few days with the rework I still can't really sit down and think AH YES NORTHERN REALMS THEIR DECKS PLAY LIKE ****. People are playing armor memes but I'm too much of a hipster so I'm dicking with other cards.
>>188115613
Ciri will teleport behind you and cut you in half
How noticeable is dropping the Foliage Visibility Range from Ultra to High?
>>188120084
Not too much.
>>188039498
reminder that ciri is a slave to horse cock. she nearly fucked Hotspurn just because of his horse, got super wet over Eredin and kissed Skjall for his horse
>>188120540
>those bumpy knees
urgh 4/100
put on some pants geralt you degenerate
Just ended blood and wineThat Geralt watching directly towards the camera gave me the chills.. I guess now I'll just fuck aroung get some cool witcher equipment, enjoy my house and bid farewell to this amazing game.
>>188121505
I just beat it last night too. I'm going to go back and get a better ending though, I got the worst possible one. I thought the final Geralt scene was cringey honestly. How did it give you chills? Almost expected him to wave us goodbye.Which girl was waiting for you at your house? Mine was Yen thankfully
>>188121359
Triss likes her Geralt pantless. Accidentally, that also explains the state of her knees.
>>188121731
Yen.That fucking dialogue about the unicorn cracked me up
>How did it give you chills?
I'm a sucker for metashit. The idea of Geraltretiring in that amazing place and bidding farewell alos to the player after so many hours is a wonderful closure.
>>188121731
yen. but i wanted ciri so we could cuddle under a tree and i slip a finger in her bum
>>188122112
Maybe when I replay it I'll feel different. Which ending did you get? did you follow guides or just wing it like I did? following guides seems wrong but at the same time I want the best ending
>>188123028First I got the one where you end in prison because the sister dies. Then I got the one when both sisters die. I really liked the latter. Also was cool that Dandelion saved Geralt in the first ending. I'm not feeling like seeing "good" ending since it'd feel a little forced.
Anyway I didn't follow any guide, I just act according to how I think Geralt would act (or how I want him to behave). Using a guide is the worst thing someone can do in these games. You don't feel the consequences of your actions.
>>188123758
post ciri getting a finger inside her
>>188123893
Who's finger?
>>188124001
a big one, while hotspurn sucks her nipples
>>188124141
Well, now...no lewdness here allowed and no Hotsporn model in game, but here's something at least.
>>188124675
you need to take her internal temperature gerry
Who in the witcher universe had the saddest life?
>>188125470
Iris and Ciri
Why can´t I click the "roll dice" button when that dwarf is trying to teach me? All I can do is giving up after betting, just so I can finish the quest and continue playing.
>>188125519
Nevermind, apparently I have to get rid of that annoying steam window first...
>>188125470
Skj- I mean Craven
>>188125470
Why doesn't Ciri have grey eyelashes, eyebrows, and pubes?
>>188126837
I don't know, but what I do know is that Triss is a confirmed fire crotch.
>>188126819
No neckbeard ever came closer to feeling Ciri love. Skjall should be our hero.
>>188126837
holy shit where can i find the full thing
When are prime /wtc/ hours?
>>188129934
There aren't any any more.
These games lack diversity. The Oferei were the only diverse people in the entire fucking game, and even they you had to pay for.
>>188130038
AYO HOL UP
>>188130038
What do you mean? You have a brunette waifu, a redhead waifu, a blond waifu, an ashen haired daughteru...some have long hair, some have short, some have buns...some a thinner, some are thicker...that's all the diversity I need and expect from a Witcher game.
>>188130038
I'm just perplexed at the absence of female dwarfs across 3 games... And that "You cant tell they're female!" cop out doesn't count
>>188121749
Jesus christ, it looks like she's been crawling through blood
>>188133404
My Geralt has a healthy libido.
>>188133304
Imagine being able to fuck a dwarf woman...this game needs a dwarfu.
>>188133304
>>188138465
you should be perplexed about the absence of female dwarves across all Tolkienian inspired fantasy worlds
>>188139204
Too ugly to be bangable.
>>188129934
When it's Ciritime
>>188140457
>Ciritime
>>188140731
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE UMA
>>188130790
very hot picture. triss' boobs look nice and round, love that small waist and the position she's in with geralt. ready for a good dicking
bump
>>188140457
I've been playing Gwent for months, but never actually played any of the witcher games. I just downloaded the first and fended off the bandit attack. Now I'm making a potion for Triss. Why does she dress like a slut?
Also, any tips for a newbie?
>>188149237
The first game can drag on a bit in the first two chapters but gets better and better as you progress, so if you hit fatigue, push through it.
Other than that, I say go blind and enjoy the game.
>>188143808
Triss is always ready for Geralt.
>>188149237
>Why does she dress like a slut?
To make Geralt want to fugg her, of course. She's always been in love with him.
Today CDPR has that PAX conference where they'll celebrate the 10 year anniversary of The Witcher. A bunch of devs will talk about developments process and other interesting stuff about the creation process. There will be a live stream on Twitch.
Damn it thread you have to stay alive until the Gwent dailies roll over so I can blogpost about making new decks.
>>188154007
had to stop playing Gwent. I was too good at it, got put into too good a pool of people and now I just lose every game I play ever. It's NOT FUN
>Armorbaby doesn't GG after getting killed by consume
Ayyy. Although the change to the arachas behemoth tokens hurts consume a bit, grave hag won't be as thicc now. Didn't even get a grave hag that game, just got fat points off of nekkersand a gold that got buffed and is quietly overpowered as shit now.
I put Ciri in the deck too for the old "Consume desperately wants card advantage" angle but honestly I'm wondering if I should cut her and maybe the hag. Hag's definitely not bad but isn't what she used to be. Something like BTM may be more reliable due to having harpy eggs. Not really a finisher but it would be unexpected and can be a 20 point swing max for a single card. Pepe might be decent too, another consume tick and helps you control your hand. Considered Olgierd but his points may be too low in the grim situation Gwent finds itself in, probably will dick around with the deck more.
>>188155285
That sounds suspiciously like you netdecked and got higher rank than you can reliably play due to being carried by an overpowered deck, anon. But whatever the case, your MMR should drop to the point where you're getting more tolerable opponents.
Cir Cir Cir Ciriiiii
>>188161046
https://youtu.be/zgqz8Je7P0s
Damn. This is the most warm thing I've ever seen.
OMG!!! Watch that panel NOW. They showed a clip that made me shit my pants.
To (You), anon!
>>188162027
>>188162048
sappy fan pandering bullshit
>>188162048
What was the clip?
>>188162469
Where's Vesemir? WHERE'S VESEMIR? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOO
>>188162469
>Thanks for giving us money for ten years to give us the Console audience we always wanted. Sorry about dropping all those characters and plot points.
t. Marcin
>>188163295
>Literally the best game ever made that won't be surpassed in his lifetime
>Cares about dropping Iorveth
>>188163548
Iorvethfags should suffer.
>Witcher 1 was a fanservice to book fans
CDPR
>>188163548
TW2 was better and Iorveth isn't even close to the biggest thing wrong with TW3
>that won't be surpassed in his lifetime
why are games such shit
>>188163997
Well that's true
>>188164039
>TW2 was better
You're clinically insane.
Ah they continued breaking the 4th wall as in the last scene of blood and whine
>>188162027
Is this canon?
>>188162027
this is fucking nauseating
>>188165604
Geralt living with Triss and Yen is canon. Threesome fags rejoice
>you can have a shit story but as long as you have good characters they'll carry it
cdpr dev
>>188166439
worked for all the witchers desu
>>188166439
It really happened. They really became Bioware. I've lost all hope for Cyberpunk now.
>>188162027
>>188162469
Lovely. CDPR really cares about their great games. I hope they return to the Witcher series soon.
>>188162027
>ywn be a page to Duchess Anarietta, fetch her wine and occasionally warm her bed on lonely nights
>ywn be a stable boy Ciri takes an interest in thanks to your horses
>ywn hang out with regis
>>188166821
>ywn play a well written witcher game
>>188167054
the books weren't well written to begin with
>>188166572
>>188167054
Ebin, simply ebin xDDDD
>>188162027
I feel fan serviced.
>>188167302
can you please do an anarietta sitting on a chair by the fire drinking some wine in her undies big man. Or maybe Regis and Geralt hugging watching a sunset
>>188167561
Sure, when the stream is over.
>>188122112
I just loaded an earlier save for a better ending, so I watched the cutscene again.
>we have witnessed and incited many great events, I believe we deserve a bit of a rest
>Geralt looks at the camera and says 'that we do'
Honestly after you revealed they were talking about the Witcher series itself, it actually hit me a lot harder and even made me tear up a bit.
>tw2 had a fatal crash when you refused triss' sex scene because no one of the testers or devs caught it
>when we release a bad game everything will fall apart
marcin iwinski
This stream is amazing. CDPR<3
>>188169721
He knows about Cyberpunk
>>188162027
>tfw seeing this seconds after finishing Blood and Wine, turning off my game knowing that was the end
>>188162746
>>188165895
Kys, they just made this for no reason whatsoever other than to show they care and you gaylords are all like "FUCK I HATE THIS", god i hate you
POST THE STREAM LINK SILLIES!
>>188171320
>PAX West
Never mind, found it.
>>188162027
>>188162469
I've finally seen some post TW3 Ciri. I can die in peace.
>guy asking for a geralt dating sim
>Iorveth t-shirt
>playing video games at 25+
lol
>>188173750
t. Chad
That was a good stream.
>>188087924
>Farewell of the white wolf
??
>>188176673
Upcoming mod for TW2 about Geralt's and Yennefer's wedding.
>>188176841
>Upcoming mod
Every link i checked is from 2016 so i guess its dead ?
>Geralt's and Yennefer's wedding.
Don't care about it anyway now.
That new cinematic really hit the feels.
>>188177049
many people asked them to make a version about wedding with Triss and the mod team said that MAYBE they will do it in the future. but i doubt it
>>188162027
The gang's all here.
That was fucking legit, godddamn.
>>188162027
It was nice, i don't know how to explain it, but i kind of liked Valves 7.00 trailer better and it was just a bunch of screenshots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwLq25FeCc4
Now that i think about it, I bet the trailer feels pretty shitty to those whose Geralt and Ciri dies.
>>188178185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDymLWfp_uA
Nice fucking game CDPR
>>188074410
>>188178358
>punishing shit players
all good
>>188178358
or those who let the baron or syanna die
But did you see the other 10th Anniversary video from CDPR?
10/10
God you people are easy.
>>188185827
>Ciri side by side with Geralt, almost as if she is prepared to take his position
What could they have meant by this?
>>188186324
They held an interesting panel and threw some fan service at us to celebrate their anniversary. It's all very lighthearted, don't be such a grouch.
So if I want the quest reason of state i have to find junior through radovid not through cleaver right?
Cute!!!
>>188187235
It's irrelevant and you always find Junior thanks to Radovid. The only thing that matters is completing Now or Never, A Deadly Plot and not breaking Dijkstra's leg.
>>188187348
Why would those two be together though? what could they possibly be talking about? ruined the entire thing
>>188162027
Brought tears to my eyes
>>188162027
>implying Geralt settles with Triss
>>188187708
They both live with Geralt. Threesomes all night every night.
Hahaha, watching the panel vod right now. It's so good
>>188188004
It doesn't, it implies he settles with both of them. It's a feel good trailer made for all fans. Don't be a waifufaggot.
>>188188370
>It's a feel good trailer made for all fans.
Just the ones that love shit writing
>>188188926
What's this got to do with writing? It's a simple homage.
>>188185827
>roche made it to the top 12
>still no iorveth
Ciri
just let it end
Polish version of the new trailer. Polish Geralt a best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDluLBUwvVo
Imagine when they release a new witcher game with another protagonist and so Geralt becomes a regular NPC with like 4-5 dialogue options and he's just sitting somewhere in Corvo Bianco. It would feel so weird
I was half expecting for fake VA Ciri to go "YEAP" at the end of the 10 Month Anni video and ruin it like she did the Gwent trailer
guys I don't know how much longer I can put off my suicide
cyberpunk 2077 is coming out soon, right? it has to...
>>188197429
kill yourself, you'll be happier and so will everyone else
>>188057698
>Two sisters live
Is there a way to achieve that? Doesn'tSyanna kill Annarietta?
>>188197429
wasn't it supposed to be a seamless multiplayer game or some shit? meh
>>188198546
There is. You have to read all the entries in their nanny's diary and be sympathetic with Syanna and explore all the dialogue options in the Fableland. Then in the tower say how she's mad at Anna because Anna forgot about her and how they were children and Syanna won't kill her.
>>188187708
SORCERESSES CONGREGATING. RADOVID WAS RIGHT, TAKE THE RED PILL
I love Yennefer of Vengerberg and Triss Merigold of Maribor.
>>188187708
Triss moved on and is there with Olgierd, she's on good terms with Geralt and Yennefer now.
Source: read a fanfic where Triss met Olgierd for the first time in the Kingfisher and swallowed his cum on the same night
My homebrew Gwent deck which is unlike any other deck currently floating around is sitting pretty at 80% win rate and I just got a perfect 7-0 versus arena run in Elder Scrolls Legends. Truly, I am the champion of children's card games.
>>188204830
Don't play either of them, but the last sentence made me laugh.
>>188205158
I'm glad you got a kick out of my shitposting into the wind. Looking at the time between posts /vg/ must be pretty damn active since I threw that out there as a bump on page 8 I think.
On a completely unrelated note, I'll have to watch that CDPR panel this evening. Was dealing with a bat wrangler to de-bat my house earlier while it was on so the only part I've seen was the little Toussaint Youtube video and the rest of my early evening was playing cards. Dug the video link out so I'll have to watch that this evening.
>>188206224
>CDPR panel
It's pretty good
>>188162469
>Fucking Johnny gets invited
>Iorveth and Saskia forever forgotten about
>>188163997
Its true though. They didn't expect to make a series out of the games, Witcher 1 is basically a love letter to the book series. The entire plot just reiterates things already done in the books.
Witcher 2 was when CDPR started doing their own thing with the series.
>>188207567
Not to mention it doesn't make sense having Bloody Baron. None of his endings really make sense to have him showing up at Geralt's party, but if they were going to go full meta then you'd think they would have a blue force-ghost Vesemir and Djikstra or something.
MUH IORVETH!!!
>>188207567
Damn, it would've been cool for them to show up at the door after the trailer ostensibly ends
Some guy asked about Iorveth at the panel and the response was that he didn't fit and it was showing, so they cut him rather than to butcher his character.
>>188208512
Didn't stop them from butchering other characters.
>>188208512
I trust that judgement, but i still find it indefensible to not represent him, his whereabouts or his well-being in any meaningful way. I would've liked their response to that
>no Iorveth to be seen
This is the biggest thing to happen in months and this is as lively as the thread gets over it? /wtc/ is truly dead
>Berengar doesn't stroll in at the end
>>188209631
I mean last entry in the series was a year and a half ago and there will be nothing else in the foreseeable future. Gwent doesn't count.
Im surprised the thread stays up at all. It wouldn't if it weren't for waifuism.
>move my bed
>it's now making a weird sound
Help?
>>188211679
>Gwent doesn't count
The hell you say. Just you wait until the singleplayer campaigns buddy. Just you wait until you're playing some NR waifu.
>>188213581
SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED A WITCHER FRIEND. 120 ORENS AND I WILL STOP THIS CURSE
>>188213721
Wow... bit high.. can you bring it down a little?
>>188213921
Well you could let me fug your waifu and take your son, I will accept that as well.
Come back anon, we can renegotiate! Don't leave me to diiiiiiiie!
>>188214453
My son is a little balding butthurt bitch anyway. I'm positive he will be a massive ungrateful dick who is constantly upset about being saved from a life of squalor and misery and given super powers. Take him.
>>188040520
Most herbs can be found from herbalists, most vendors have most ingredients you should need to craft their sort of things. i.e. armorer > armour, blacksmith > swords, herbalists > herbs, etc. You might need to hunt around between them though.
That said depending on the difficulty you're playing the oils aren't really that necessary, you should do fine with just sword slashing if that's how you like playing it. The potions and oils can add to the fun though. Once your further into the game I'd recommend spending some time on them as it's pretty cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgqz8Je7P0s
Has there been a game since W3 that has had better looking characters?
>>188207567
>All of the previous characters should be in the game!
>They can't have more important business than to come visit Geralt on his BD!
t. Bioware kid
more like the b*tcher lol
>>188194143
It's THE Witcher not A Witcher. If there's another game (there won't be) you'll be playing Gerald.
i want to smell Ciri's feet
>>188207567
isn`t iorveth dead?
>>188185827
Where's Iorveth though???
>>188038847
>>188072551
>>188074126
>>188074304
>>188220108
No, because character design is 11/10 in TW2 and TW3
>>188162027
olgierd confirmed canon
So Baron is there, does that imply that his wife was fooked, despite bringing her to the Blue Mountains due to the implication of her absence?
how many results to the Baron quest are there?
>>188231871
two
>>188230289
Ciri's his new wife now.
>>188233105
Well that explains why he seems to be in good spirits
>>188233105
Ciri is my wife
that's why i was in the trailer too
>>188233607
No botchlings with Ciri, you hear me? You impregnate her good and right, Baron, or else Geralt is going to have very stern words with you.
>>188233709
>>188217980
...And that's how Lambert became a witcher.
>>188233935
>>188233973
lol
Why aren't Witchers being made any more btw?
When does Gwent (in Witcher 3) start getting hard so I have to actually learn stuff and change my deck around?
>>188234457
the secrets of the mutations and trials are now forgotten because many witchers were killed when a mob of fanatics assaulted kaer morhen long ago.
>>188235332
Never. You have to limit yourself if you want challenge.
>>188235334
I thought there was a ton of places where Witchers were borned?
>>188235767
Most of the other witcher schools have fallen too. The only witchers in the books and games we meet (outside of wolf school) are from cat school. But their mutation process was fucked up at some point so they are now overly cruel, agressive and unstable. Many of them have become bounty hunters and killers for hire. There's also a sidequest in TW3 where you can learn that the cat school got destroyed recently aswell.
>>188236029
how did u learn this stuff
>>188236247
read all the books twice and played all the games many times
>>188236339
I also have this book. It contains a lot of info about witcher lore and history.it also contains a full-page picture of a completely naked dryad which i fapped to many times :^)
>we'll never see zoltan, dandelion, geralt, ciri, shani, yen, triss, regis, roche et cetera again
>>188242709
The fuck are you on about?
>>188239429
Start the game again and you'll see them
bumpo
bump
>>188249356
/wtc/ and /meg/ both are dead today. What happened to the samefag?
>>188252067
Hopefully he died irl
>>188252425
kys
official wallpaper
>>188252623
Oh there he is
>>188252760
already on my desktop
>>188252760
why is roche fingering shani and why does dandelion looks like shaggy with a moustache
>>188252760
I like the character placement. I would maybe trade Roche and Johnny for someone else but everything else is great.
>>188253695
roche looks like he's fingering shani and yen at the same time and there's nothing anyone can do to stop him
>>188254001
i'm pretty sure yen wouldn't look so casual if she was getting fingered
shani however looks like she's only just managing to hold herself back from lunging at roche and riding him right there and then
>>188255029
don't let her face fool you. she's controlling the fingering, squeezing roche's fingers and not letting them out
>>188256240
that would explain the complicit look on roche
>>188258421
and who is she supposed to be?
>>188258963
Triss ?
>>188258963
Philipa Eilhart obviously
accurate
>>188235332
Speaking of Gwent in Witcher 3. I am missing a fuck ton of cards but it seems I have finished all of the quests related to it.. what do
>>188263589
play with the merchants and buy cards from innkeepers
>stuck on a deserted island with yen, triss and ciri
>weeks pass with no food
>someone has to get eaten
>we all know that someone is triss
what do?
>>188264261
Ciri can fuck off anytime.
>>188263742
It says "unique" cards
>>188264639
the island has a magical barrier. we are all trapped. if we eat triss, then when the time to eat the next person comes, yen and ciri will eat me. eating ciri makes no sense, she's skin and bones and ciri doesn't want to eat yen, triss is the thickest and spends the days crying anyway. it's quite the conundrum.
>>188264885
There is a pool of unique cards you can get from playing random people. Also, the cards you buy from innkeepers are unique too most of the time.
>>188265346
delet
>>188251151
is that anarieta? hot desu
>>188203269
DELET
>>188162027
>heres to you
anons i...
>>188203269
The pair makes more sense than triss-geralt
Are the two Adventures that come with TW1EE canonical in any way? Are they worth playing through?
>>188280478
No to both.
>>188278373
Show Geralt you haven't forgotten about him, but kegs in Gwent: The Witcher Card Game today goyim!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yu7FVZOyAo
>>188281163
Buy, god damn it. Sloppy work like that means I won't be getting my sack of taters for the week.
Wake up, anon.
>>188237470
Me too
>>188284732
Let us sleep. Let us have peace.
ciri is nasty
>>188284982
>ywn get kidnapped by the dryads of Brokilon, be chosen worthy by their leader and forced to impregnate those tight green pussies
>>188284732
I legitimately just had a lewd dream where I was Geralt and fucked Ciri... She was much much stronger than me due to elder blood but let me dominate her anyway. I feel fucking disgusting.
>>188287276
why are you disgusted? I wish I had dreams like that
>>188288128
I actually finished and everything. Then we went sailing in a pretty awesome boat. I guess it was rad, I just wish I wasn't Geralt in the dream. Being a witcher was nice though
>>188287276
>>188289724
At least you repented.
https://youtu.be/_CdRyFneSFs
That's some interesting footage. Includes some pre-downgrade elements too.
>>188291445
the sword shit is hilarious
>>188290831
I don't actually find her sexually attractive at all. They did a good job with the kid thing. I think it's just witcher general putting shit in my head
>>188292095
OwO wots this
>>188292741
Proof that Triss is beautiful from every angle :3
I was checking in to see if things had improved.Fuck you, trissautist. You ruined everything.
>>188294035
To be fair he seems to be propping the thread up and doesn't really screech if people talk about non-waifu things. On top of that, most of his screenshots are pretty good. I would normally be the first to grab a torch for a waifutard hunt but it doesn't much look like the case here.
>>188294035
Hey settle down, okay?
>>188294767
>To be fair he seems to be propping the thread up
If I'm to choose one evil or another, I'd rather let that thread die.
>>188294035
Behead those who insult Triss Merigold.
>>188294035
The more things change the more they stay the same.
I bump this thread in the name of empress Cirilla
We hype for Divinity: OS2 or what?
>>188302120
who would win in a fight between letho and lambert?
>>188302120
Fuck off
>>188302930
Lamberts a puss, a more apt comparison would be Eskel vs Letho
>>188303289
I'll probably choose the undead race, looks really cool
>>188303384
i think letho would kick both their asses and made them kiss each other while he watches
>>188303384
Lambert seemed to do a better job during the siege of Kaer Mohran than Eskel desu. Letho, Lambert, and Geralt wrecking shit was pretty awesome to watch honestly.
>>188233935
source please
in witcher 4 you can play:
>generic player character created witcher
>ciri
>young vesemir
>new cdpr made witcher
>a hot sorceress
pick your poison
>>188305506
I think I have some screenshits
>>188307279
Not very good ones, it all happened so fast.
>>188307437
Lambert's movement is too fast and sophisticated for the camera to catch it.
>>188038847
Assassins of Kings was objectively better than Wild Hunt.
> You will never be Letho
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>188305521
I tried to find but i can't for some reason. It's a Ciri/Bloody Baron comic though
>>188308906
>best story
>best villains
>best waifu
>>188302120
It's a bit of a mixed bag. I thought DOS1 had pretty terrible writing for Larian (I normally like their cheesy comedy but DOS almost played it too straight) and even though the combat was fantastic, it became super repetitive once you get into a groove of what works. Played it co-op with a buddy and we're already set to co-op the sequel but for whatever reason I'm kind of dragging. Buddy's going to play a lizard shapeshifter, I'm still on the fence as far as race/class goes. Originally was leaning toward playing a thief but I might go for the undead origin and play a wizard that doesn't know right from wrong, another point in favor of that is my buddy tends to go for good aligned dialog/quest solutions while I have more fun playing evil.
>>188310169
My biggest issue with the first was (played on release) :
1. How vague the means towards quest progression was
2. How incredibly bad the difficulty curve is, it's even worse than Witcher 3's
I'm hoping they correct that this time around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgqz8Je7P0s
F
>>188310169
>>188311424
Please stop shilling your shit games in an unrelated general.
>>188311424
Yeah, both of those are kind of a pain in the ass. And like you I only played on release so I have no idea what the state of the game is after they did their enhanced edition. I know they rejiggered the skills around and I think rebalanced the campaign. That was definitely an issue though, in large part because normal encounters became incredibly easy but bosses were a pain in the ass since they did cheaty shit like flat being immune to things.
>>188312167
If talking about the flaws of the first game and saying you're not feeling very motivated to play the sequel is shilling then I'm about to blow your mind and shill the hell out of Tyranny's $15 tacked on middle of the game dungeon coming out in 3 days! It only has quests for a few of the companions! It sounds like an incredibly half-baked cash grab from a failing studio encouraged by a shitty publisher! All of this after they sold a fucking portrait pack!
>>188312167
This general shouldn't even be alive. It averages less than 10 posts an hour and al of them are waifushit.
>>188312648
Goddamn, Obsidian has fallen far. I hope POE2 can turn the tide.
>>188313328
Hopefully, but I doubt it. The best I'm hoping for PoE2 is roughly the same as PoE1 which will still disappoint me but I'll play it anyway because I've got RPG fever. I do admit I've looked at pretty much nothing they've put out since the Kickstarter though so I have no fucking idea what they're up to.
>>188316238
I liked PoE1 so PoE1 with better combat, graphics, and a more original setting works for me. I'd like much more, but RPGs are in the gutter so I'll take it.
meanwhile, geralt, yen and triss haven't aged a day
>>188316475
Having a ship could definitely be neat if Obsidian really leans into it. Given how the stronghold panned out in the first game I don't expect much but having a mobile base has a lot of potential. If I wasn't so swamped with good shit to play I would probably tear through the game to have a character to import that paid attention to the companions that are carrying over.
>>188317968
Ciri got addicted to smack when she jumped to the cyberpunk world, it happens.
Going to replay The Witcher. Is it worth it to install the Full Combat Rebalance mod? I'm aware it completely changes combat, but it seems to be for the better from what I've heard.
>>188318876
>If I wasn't so swamped with good shit to play
I wish I knew this feel.
I think the ship is probably a lot better planned than the Stronghold. They know the engine much better plus I guess this version is supposed to be more powerful anyway?
>>188319184
>I wish I knew this feel.
Lotta good stuff this year and just came out/coming out, anon! I'm still going to town on the Xcom 2 expansion, still playing my children's card games, DOS2 soon, Battletech presumably this year, maybe Pathologic 2 this year (No idea), Dishonored 2 expansion, hopefully No Truce With The Furies this year, maybe Hand of Fate 2, maybe Frozen Synapse 2, etc. Not to mention good shit that came out earlier in the year (Battle Brothers, Prey, kinda sorta Pyre and the Long Dark) and even some shit I haven't gotten around to laying yet like Expeditions: Vikings.
And yeah, the little blurbs I've seen of PoE2 talked about how the engine's going to be beefier. And admittedly they did improve the stronghold some post-release so there's some hope that the ship will get enough love.
>>188320541
Yeah see I'm not into most of that stuff. Lucky bastard.
>>188320541
I trust them with POE2 because they basically admitted "Yeah the stronghold sucks. We're really sorry." instead of just throwing out some memes and ignoring it like some other developers might do. Say what you will about Josh Sawyer but he's a very honest person.
>>188320541
How do you afford time for so many games? My backlog scares me.
>>188320748
What are you in to, out of curiosity?
>>188320892
That's definitely true but I'm still kind of surly about how PoE turned out when Feargus was acting like PoE being Kickstarted meant that Obsidian could finally make their dream-RPG without publisher influence, and what we got was kind of a watered down Infinity Engine game and arguably less reactivity than FNV, maybe KotOR2, and absolutely Alpha Protocol. Like I mentioned before despite all my bitching about it I still played it twice and had a fine time, I just expected better of it. PoE felt like it was playing it safer than basically every other Obsidian game.
To put it another way, I enjoyed PoE as a game a hell of a lot more than Torment Numenera, but Torment Numenera was more memorable and I think back to moments of it more than I do moments of PoE. Though hopefully the different setting and having a ship and so on will help in that regard for PoE2.
>>188322289
Strategy (meaning grand strategy usually rather than tactics or RTSes, though I've made exceptions) and RPGs. But I have pretty specific tastes.
>That's definitely true but I'm still kind of surly about how PoE turned out when Feargus was acting like PoE being Kickstarted meant that Obsidian could finally make their dream-RPG without publisher influence, and what we got was kind of a watered down Infinity Engine game and arguably less reactivity than FNV, maybe KotOR2, and absolutely Alpha Protocol.
See I never payed attention to Feargus, just Sawyer. Maybe that's the difference. I was just happy to get an actual PC RPG again. I think the combat is a lot better than the infinity engine games personally but I realize that's controversial.
>PoE felt like it was playing it safer than basically every other Obsidian game.
Yeah I think that's true. It was the only thing keeping the lights on. Here's hoping for more ambition this time.
>>188322289
>PoE felt like it was playing it safer than basically every other Obsidian game.
Neverwinter Nights 2's vanilla campaign rivals it I think. I mean the trial and stronghold were good but besides that it's not only unambitious, it's by far Obsidian's worst work. Even the writing is bad for once.
>>188322242
Well most of those games were things coming later this year and/or next year, so I haven't even played them. The others were spread out enough that it wasn't too much of an issue. If a big flood of games do come too fast too soon I'll just prioritize and shuffle others back, I've got a ridiculous backlog too but the majority of those sound more interesting to me than the majority of my backlog. I also arguably cheated on some, like I haven't finished Pyre (Never even bought it, played/playing a copy from a friend via Steam Sharing) and I stopped doing the story mode on the Long Dark since I thought it was god-awful and I only liked the sandbox mode. Though by that same token I went completely hog wild on Battle Brothers and played an 80 hour ironman campaign where I did all 3 major end-game threats in one continuous game, but IIRC there wasn't anything else I was wanting to play around that time and that was spread over weeks.
>>188322682
Ah, I see. Grand strategy is definitely a narrower field and almost completely dominated by Paradox so there typically isn't much for you unless CK2/EU4/Stellaris DLC gets you excited. You ever tried Dominions 4 and/or Conquest of Elysium 4? They might be your bag, especially Dom4. Not a 2017 game and ugly as sin but it's not that complicated to learn the basics and there's a hell of a lot going on under the hood. Can't really think of any grand strategy that came this year unless you're willing to stretch it to fit Endless Space 2 and Total Warhammer 2, neither of which feel particularly grand strategy.
>>188323420
Yeah Dom 4 is fun but a bitch to get games going and running.
I haven't enjoyed a Warhammer game since Rome. Unless you count the EB mod for Medieval 2.
>>188323396
Oh, god, yeah. I completely blanked on NWN2 because for some damn reason I have a violent reaction to it every time I play. I managed to force myself through the original campaign years ago and despite all the praise and cool shit going on in Mask of the Betrayer I've never been able to finish it before I get so sick of the NWN2 engine that I bail. No idea what it is about that game in particular but holy hell it drives me up the wall.
>>188323592
>I haven't enjoyed a Warhammer game since Rome.
*Total War game
>>188323630
There was apparently some weird thing going on in NWN2's development where the original lead designer already had a deal with Bioware and was just running out the clock so he could jump ship to their company. Left a complete mess behind for everyone else to try to fix before release.
>>188323592
Definitely don't blame you, I've fallen out of love with the games too. I enjoyed Warhammer but games of it feel kind of linear. There's dramatically more variety between the different factions, but once you've played stunties playing different stunties is going to pan out much the same way. I enjoyed Total War the most when they leaned more heavily on the traits for agents and leaders since I had fun with the stories that made. Probably why I shifted gears to Crusader Kings 2 more since that's the bread and butter of the game, but I've even gotten disenchanted with that because it seems like Paradox is actively making the game worse with DLC. Last I heard they were going to tack China on like India which sounds like a good way to slow the game down even more as it keeps track of a region that you'll never see or interact with if you're playing someone in the west.
>>188323887
Ah, hadn't heard that. That's a shame.
>>188324478
Eh, the secret societies are cool. And having India without Tibet is pretty retarded so they kind of forced themselves into that one. But yeah I wish they'd fix crusades and add some basic stuff like cadet branches instead of more tacked on stuff. But that doesn't fit their DLC model I guess. Gotta milk those peripherals.
Whenever I decide to visit /wtc/, it's always hanging out in page 10
>>188162027
Cheers dudes, that was hell of a time together.
New trailer in japanese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8OhEwml0lM
>>188345245
Damn, didn't know they fully localized it. Kinda cool to see the translated comments. I even think i spotted a japanese Trissfag, fascinating!
>>188346051
I only found Jap, Eng and Pol versions, there are probably versions for other languages that were localized too.
>a japanese Trissfag
waifu friendo
OF COURSE some broad had to mention LGBTQWXZ+ bullshit in the Q&A.
Season of Storms was so good.
>>188347418
CDPR does those characters good. Dethmold and Philippa are my favorite faggot and dyke
>>188207567
>Saskia
Dead
>Iorveth
No single fucks given.
>>188207567
Ves is there so i dont care.
>>188347879
Iorveth will get his Gwent campaign. Mark my words.
>>188348056
Why not Faoiltiarna?
>>188348291
Because the fans want Iorveth.
>>188348351
>fans of Iorveth
>literally no logic or emotional reason to join scoia'tael side
I won't. Faoiltiarna or Filavandrel is another matter.
>>188348627
Most people don't even know who Isengrim is. But on the other hand most people don't even know who Iorveth is. Iorveth will get chosen I think as he has at least some fanbase.
>>188348829
You know, i always wanted game about scoia'tael, with Battle of Brenna (with bad or sad ending) as culmination. An homage to Apocalypse Now . And i'm not even an elf goy.
>>188349243
I never liked scoia'tael
>>188349575
So as i, but i can understand their side.
>>188349661
They should accept reality and bow to their human masters. That's the only way for them to survive long term. I get why they're pissed though, humans fucked them long and hard.
>>188349772
They even have Dol Blathanna and one of the mightest mages as queen. Yes, it's Nilfgaardian protectorate, but who knows what happens in 100 years. Unlike humans elves can see it with own eyes, and make long term plans. So, all scoia'tael must swallow they anger and move on to build their Israel, instead of dying literally for nothing.
>get around to watching the 10th anniversary video
>I'll never have friends like this
>I'll never have a life like this
>geralt will never ask how you're doing
It hurts
>>188350551
>you'll never have waifus like that
Someone post more big ass Ciri
>>188365798
What mod is that?
>>188366081
curvy Ciri, I think
>>188365798
>that qt on the right
HNNGHGHHG
>>188308906
Unironically agree, at least when it comes to the story, which is all that matters with these games.
>Tfw there will never be a worthy sequel
>>188227021
No. He could have been gravely injured depending on your choices at the end of the game, but his fate is unconfirmed.
>>188368904
kys
>>188369093
>T triggered waifufag who only played 3
>>188368904
TW3 also has some great stories even though the main story itself is weaker.
>>188370682
I agree that it does have some good stand alone moments and some individual quest have good stories. Mostly it just fails to have a compelling main story, lacks a strong antagonist, and it lacks good morally gray decisions.
It also falls flat on its face when it comes to pays-off for everything witcher 2 built up, mainly with the wild hunt and the politics.
>>188371517
TW3 is more about the personal moments and muh feels.
>>188371753
All hollow and unearned when the rest of the writing is so bad. It's biowaretier, no real moments.
>>188372486
>It's biowaretier
>>188372486
You're blowing things out of proportion, it's nowhere near Bioware.
>The fanboy is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, waifufag, NEET, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him Bioware and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
>>188376684
>tfw I unironically like Bioware
>>188376684
I have /meg/ in another tab, deal with it :)
>>188377061
>>188377830
Not at all surprised desu
Fucking dag neet is at it again, lads. Stop talking about Bioware in the Witcher general you miserable cunt.
Yenn
Has there ever been an occasion either in the books or TW1&TW2 where Geralt was begged to kill a monster for a village that could in no way repay him in gold? How did he respond and consequently react?
>>188381049
Interested in this
>>188381002
what is the maximum number of characters that you can spawn using this mod?
>Somewhere around 25,000 scrap left if I crafted the few Gwent cards I'm still missing
>Could convert that to enough moviecard dust to moviecard 50ish legendaries while the refunds are going
Drives me up the wall. I enjoy the bling cards in Gwent unlike every other card game but having huge scrap reserves so I can craft new shit as it gets added is nice too.
>>188382779
It used to be 8, but now it's unlimited. I can spawn as many as my PC can handle, although each get spawned a bit further so the more characters the more tedious it gets to bring them all to one place.
Why did Emhyr order the execution of Shilard Fitz-Oesterlen?
That scene where Bonhart makes Ciri strip naked in front of the whole tavern got me hard.
>>188385309
Same reason he ordered Letho killed. Knew too much and was not needed anymore.
>>188385309
Iirc it had something to do with Shilard acting outside of his orders and planning to have Geralt killed, who Emhyr actually kind of likes and may have been planning to use to find Ciri already.
There may have been more to it though, its been a while since I played through Witcher 2.
‘Take off your clothes,’ repeated Bonhart. There was something in his voice that made Ciri flinch instinctively. But immediately rebellion won.
‘No!’
She never even saw the movement of his fist, which caught her in the eye. Her eyes flashed and the earth began to shake, giving way under her feet and slamming into her suddenly painful hip. Her cheeks and ears burned like fire – she realized that she had not been hit with a fist, but with the flat back of a hand.
He stood over her, holding his clenched fist to her face. She saw a heavy signet ring in the form of a skull, which had just stung her face like a hornet.
‘Since you didn’t lose a front tooth this time,’ he said with icy voice. ‘The next time that I hear the word ‘No’ from you, I will knock out both of them. Take off your clothes.’
She rose unsteadily and began to unlace laces and open buttons with shaky hands. The nearby population of Jealousy’s The Chimera’s Head inn began to murmur, clear their throats, and stare. The inn’s landlady, a widow of the blaze, bent down behind the counter and pretended to be looking for something.
‘Take everything off. Even the last shreds.’
I am not here, thought Ciri while she undressed and stared dully at the floor. No one is here. I'm not even here.
‘Stand legs apart.’
I'm not here. What is happening right now is nothing to me at all. Nothing at all. I feel nothing.
>>188382184
Really? That's a bit disappointing. Despite him constantly mentioning how he doesn't work for free, would've loved to see whether he'll go out of his way to help suffering folk.
>>188386769
Bonbon's a good boy who dindu nuffin.
>>188121270
She's lesbian, though I guess a few horses are still alright...
During the 10th Anniversary panel for the Witcher series, one of the developers mentioned he regretted not being able to date every possible woman in the game. Then, one of the fan questions was for a possible Witcher dating sim to rectify that.
Now, for the fun of it (and as part of #TeamShani), I've put together a scenario where Geralt's main quest is about wooing the ladies, seducing the strumpets, whatever/whoever the player wants Geralt to do. He's not part of some sakura blossom-covered Japanese high school, he's from the School of the Wolf.
Who knows, CDPR could turn this into one hell of an April Fools Day video.
Main Girls
Yennefer, Triss, Shani, Keira, Ves, Cerys, Anna Henrietta, Syanna
Other Girls
Fringilla, Margarita, Brothel Girls, Succubi, Other Girls whose names escape me
For the Guys
Olgierd, Regis, Barnabas-Basil, Zoltan, Eskel, Hjalmar
Activities
Fishing (with bombs), Dancing, Drink-Off, Beachside Horseback Riding
Strip Gwent, Cow Tipping (with Aard)
Locales
Secluded Cabin, Velen (sunset), Novigrad (Hierarch Square), Corvo Bianco Vineyard
Kaer Morhen (Geralt's room), Skellige (mountaintop)
Relationship Coaches with Tips (depending on romance level in game)
(1) Lambert, (2) Dijkstra, (3) Dandelion, (4) Vlodimir, (5) Ciri
Gifting System
Rope ladders to ruby rings (callback to Witcher 1's dating system)
>>188074457
You got me with that one broski
I like the idea of Beckham boning the Dutchess.
>>188390737
Does Beckham know he's in this game?
>>188390737
Beckham Beckham is boning triss
>>188391745
No idea. I'd like to see his reaction though.
>>188391806
Nah, Geralt is boning Triss.
>>188390737
Why is she so perfect?
>>188392278
I got to say, Anna is maybe the most beautiful woman in the game looks wise.
>>188210064
Word. He really is dead though. Did you catch the reference to him in W3? I smiled.
>>188236339
And here I thought I am the sole human on earth to read the books twice, wanna marry?
Lets relieve some of Ciri's sexual adventures from the books. Here's how Auberon made her horny.
Rape or not?
>>188393184
yes, darling :* <3
>>188392278
because she's royalty
CUTE!
>>188397335
she didn't say 'no'
>>188392068
Geralt is banging Yen tho
>>188400069
Not my Geralt.
>>188400490
Well your Geralt is ok but not the Geralt he could be.
>>188400787
I'm quite happy with the fellow, and he seems pretty happy in my game. I'm sure your Geralt is happy banging Yen, my Geralt wishes him well :3
>>188399670
Ciri never says "No"
>>188399071
STOP
>>188400490
Why does Geralt not have a single scar on his ass
>>188403186
Nobody spanked him there.
LOTS OF VODKA
you can have sex with either yen or ciri. who to you choose?
>>188404743
Imagine being so shit you die to a low level drunken pole
>>188405292Ciri
>>188408191
why?
>>188408867
because she is hot and beautiful
>>188410126
but yen fucks better
>>188410834
Ciri will learn
>>188411306
yen is a 100 years old. ciri will never reach that level of experience
>>/vg/krw/
/tv/ here. Was crossposting in /got/ part of your plan?
When did you realize Geralt is 100% rip off of Elric.
Damn this place is dead. Not even my bait helped.
>>188416324
Sorry anon, I was doing my Gwent daily and dragging myself over 3100mmr to get that 6 pack of kegs. It was worth it because I got a moviecard Dorregaray which I actually use which makes it all the sweeter!
>>188308906
I think I downloaded a lewd armor mod that looked like that.Check out that THICC codpiece.
>>188420147
4 u