/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

>draken has his worst performance in history
>gives inaccurate info to get_right

When will they kick him?

Gonna watch Thorin and Cummler on Znipe...

That HS from Simple tho in round 10

>>188027262
>peeks squeaky with awp with bad spawn

hmmmmm

>>188027270
hi duncan

>>188027454
if you're gonna call me a virgin then I'll just advertise :>

What the fuck is draken doing? He's playing like an LEM.

s1mple is kinda bonkers....

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>i think s1mple is clean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ST2H48VDOM

DRAKEN IS MAKING A FOOL OF HIMSELF

>WRONG BOMB SITE
>GETS KNIFED

>>188027850
Dan M videos were better

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bought csgo on a whim, it isnt remotely as fun as 1.6 which i used to play like crack before moving onto other games after a few years.

when does this game become enjoyable? might have to do with not having any friends who play this game and i'm just solo queueing but im not sure. i've crossed the 100 hour mark on good faith, but it's not getting any better, killing people doesn't feel satisfying enough to compensate for how terrible it feels getting killed, if that makes sense.

does anyone here even play the game? it seems like it's just people talking about pro teams and tournaments with no actual game discussion whatsoever

i still can't understand how people can deny hacks in the pro scene after this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMYSDbhxq5w

>trusts his """"""""""instincts""""""""""
heh

warning!!! NIP IS COMING BACK!!

I'm going to play CSGO for the first time next week. What am I in for?

>>188028361
I don't play this game, it's shit, but I played 1.6 so much and I enjoy watching this game being played. But yeah there is no satisfaction in this game like in 1.6 spraying a few heads off.

>>188029019
If you've played 1.6 before you'll be disappointed, if you've played cs:s before you'll be pleased, if you've played neither you'll be shit.

>xzist

how was that not an obvious aim lock?

>JUST SNAPS RIGHT ONTO HIS HEAD.

>>188029226
nip doesn't cheat.

>>188029101
I've only played source but I liked it

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>>188029050
alright, if nothing else i'm glad to see someone else has this feeling and it isn't just me imagining things

>>188029176
>xzist
it's xizt you autist

>DRAKEN

>it's another nip comeback but choke out

>>188029612
he literally moved the last fucking second
goddammit

>>188029676
somehow he's topfragging

>overtime comeback script

uhhh didn't they just run this script?

why wouldnt you reuse it? look at those views

Rez keeps impressing me. 9/10 aim and 10/10 brain.

a fucking auto

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>using auto

damn lads I thought it was over

..?

navi?

what the fuck?

Le double overtime!

LETS GO NIP

LETS GO NIP

WOOO GUYS

tfw no csgo friend to sit on while watching

>>188030750
id?

Does REZ ever lose a dual? He always trades at least once. Insane pick-up by NiP.

s1mple > guardian

>>188030791
I don't think I can sit on your face over the internet...

are Navi fucking serious.

>>188030882
w-what do you mean my face

>>188030750
>>188030882
fucking gross, who needs some homo sitting on their face?

>>188030815
he'z bottomfragging for nip too. the amount of shots draken should've hit feels like it's high

>>188030946
my chair isn't very comfy, so I thought sitting on someone's face while watching DreamHack would be a lot more comfy.

How is solo queue in this game? Is playing solo fun?

jesus get right has massive balls, holy shit

>>188031130
yeah, it's pretty fun if you don't take it seriously

If NiP wins this map the schedule really is severely fucked. They only have 1 more day lmao and there's no way they can finish 2 more quarter finals today.

>The non-autistic Discord
dbhzAnj

NIP
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>>188031463
isnt that the c9 anime poster

Draken played like total shit on Nuke except for that one UMP play

>>188031515
still was top fraggin tho

>>188031512
No.

>>188031576
I don't understand that, by watching it he seemed to have little impact + many whiffs

>>188031661
who is it

what is it with navi and long games?

>>188031732
heaton

so who wins on mirage?

>>188031515
he baited forest for him there, nothing special.

>>188031819
/ourguys/ will win mirage

Dota player here. I had a question after seeing the new lineups. Why did not Navi keep Guardian as main awper since s1mple looks so good with rifles.

Would not have it been better to keep him on rifles with Guardian as awper and occasionally 2nd awper or was there another reason to let Guardian go ?

>>188031515
yeah dude he almost dropped a 40 bomb but they happened to be all 0 impact frags right? fucking retard

fuck off dotard

>>188032213
personality clahes, slavi are massive ragers but Guardian is 420blaze

damn thread is slow
is it dying?

>>188032213
guardian didn't play CS other than when navi were playing tournaments and it's a bit hard to bootcamp with only four players, don't you think?

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>>188032285
what why

>>188032213
Guardian had been performing really poorly for over a year now. He suffered an injury on his mouse hand and has never been the same awper since.

>>188032370
That makes sense, I thought replacing seized with zeus made more sense than replacing Guardian from a technical point of view

>>188032448
Probably I'm not following much csgo, I just watch tournaments so I'm not much aware of the behind the scenes stuff

Znipe stream is live with Thorin, Cummler, Natu and Viggo Mortenson if you are tired of HenryG and Sadocunt

is nip god?

>>188032739
znipe can fuck off, just give us the gotv

strema laggar for any1 others?

>>188032739
much nicer, no autistic fake hype every round, no moron telling me what's happening which I know because I'm fucking watching it, real chill

s1mple is on point right now, fuck

>>188032739
fuck off.

oh my gawd nip is throwin these rounds so so..

>>188033323
Hello twitch mod, actually I don't need spamming retards next to my stream

>what is livestreamer

>>188033458
that broke, it's streamlink now isn't it?

>>188033458
Nor so I want to listen to HenryG and Sadokist

tfw no csgo(g) friend to sit on while watching

>>188033380
the remove the sound and the chat? oops you're retarded, forgot.

>>188033497
>broke
I think it's just not maintained anymore, while streamlink is the newer fork. It doesn't offer anything for me that livestreamer doesn't so I see no reason to switch yet.

>>188033619
I don't want no sound you sperglord

>>188033621
i remember it not working for me for a while, hence why i switched, but if it still works for you I guess that's fine

>>188033668
If you're watching on your tv, get steam link. It basically works like wireless high quality hdmi, you can stream games/desktop.

>s1mple
ahahahahah what a fucking fag

>kicking friberg really was all along all it took to fix NiP
really makes you think

>>188034340
still need to kick xist for dennis

they made it work but I dont see why they wouldnt just smoke off CT

>>188034374
kick rez for dennis senpai

Great stories and banter on the znipe stream

>>188034383
because they know s1mple is just some emotional faggot that will try to make SICK PLEYS MEN and eventually fuck up

>>188034374
>kicking the brains behind the team

>>188034457
rez is playing great moron

>>188034556
>nip tactics
>brains

choose uno

dennis is an igl too

>>188034558
xizt is more consistent

>>188034650
consistently shit

>>188034629
dennis doesnt want to igl

>>188034504
Great. You should type some of them out for us to enjoy, and that would make for better advertisement than your useless post just now

Im dmg but cant dm for shit

most of the time I dont even get my picture at the top

why

>>188034737
easy bait you fucking moron

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>>188034704
uhhhhh
>>188034629
dennis said he doesnt want to be an igl anymore

>>188034771
only aim for the head and youll do fine

>>188034801
you forgot your :> ginger autist

>igl on nip
>play on godsent

hm

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/ourguys/ are actually making the semis

>>188034771
what do you mean "but"?

>>188034973
You think Gambit can beat Astralis again?

>>188035010
all my virgin nova friends are literaly number 1 every fucking dm match they play

I die and get shot by awps literally anywhere I go

what the fuck is wrong with me that those tards can run round with their mongoloid spray control going 50/10 and I cant even get positive

>>188035307
dm isn't everything, you can have ass aim but still out position everyone to get to like supreme

>>188035412
>out position everyone to get to like supreme
what is this meme
aim is everything in mm. just fucking headshot everyone and you'll rank up

>>188035453
people are retarded in mm, and don't play as a team. if people aren't looking at you it's very easy to kill them

nip are actually going to do this, lol

>>188035610
t. master guardian elite 3k hours

>whiffs piss easy shot for the entry
>clutches the 1v3
mmmm

>Zeus won a major with literal who's and Dosia just to eat up Guardian's sloppy seconds

>>188035707
go chase that rws bro, see if i care

>>188035982
mind posting a demo of you playing so i can see your ebic "positioning"?

>>188036072
sure, after you post a demo so i can see your epic aim

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pyth probably misses nip

that interview hurt to watch

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>start getting annoyed by consistent sloppy and bad plays from Get_Right
>Want him to step aside for pyth
>Nip vs Navi
holy fuck, fuck off pyth

is semmler a big guy?

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Draken's Awping XD

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>>188036854
Hello fellow redditor :D You will get my upboat
Got any cranked up memes?

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>>188036949
thank you for the upboat, kind sir!

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Serious question.

Why when I don't play this game for a long time I play godlike, but after a day of playing again I become shit.

In context, I haven't played CS:GO for over 5 months, I decide to play a game of premium Faceit (because fuck playing in the mm shithole). I drop 31 kills with 46% headshots and the majority of my kills were 1 taps or sick sprays.

Now after 2 days of playing again I can never hit killing blows, always get cucked for 90-99 dmg and end up with half my points being from assists and bomb plants.

>>188038642
You probably play carefully after not playing for a while, do well, get cocky, and play not carefully enough/too agressively. Or it's confirmation bias

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How do I stop losing money gambling?

>>188039503
pick winners

>>188039503

>Gambling
>Expecting to win

When the fuck is this game going to start

>>188039776
its dreamhack so probably 2 hours

>>188039776
Fire alarm

I want to fap but I just had dinner. Is it bad to fap on a full stomach?

Wait a second faze are out of the tournament?

>>188039950
ye think it was the loss to gambit that eliminated them

>>188040258
so much for the superteam
loaf, and guardian must feel like shit

>>188040983
>no zeus
>our slavs

uhhhhhhhhhhh

I can only hope faze keeps failing
>hurrr durrr we had 1 bad tournament after making finals consistently for over half a year
>better kick 2 players
at this point karrigan should just kick himself to make a proper all star meme line up

>>188040983
if they can beat astralis would be nice
but go kill yourself for having that webm

imagine if spunj was your boyfriend

>FUCKING MOSES CASTING

>>188042480
>but go kill yourself for having that webm
???


>>188041160
yes faze wont be a top 5 team anymore

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>>188042589
imagine if anon was your boyfriend

>>188046307
youre forgetting that shes a coal burner

please go away /tv/

>>188045390
far right

>astralis choking t side

are they back?

holy shit device is retarded

>>188047727
THEY'RE BACK TO CHOKING, IT'S GREAT

>carefully line up the shot
>noscope
lmao

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>>188047324
wtf i love /tv/ now
wtf i love cunny now

>>188047749
Get out, CIA.

>dat clutch

?????????/

ez

>>188048246
>no bulge
why bother?

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God yes, fucking DANES...

Let´s go Gambit, win Dreahmhack without fucking ZEUS.

Didnt visit /csgog/ for 2 months, we still hate the danes right?

Oh my god did you see the micro adjustments on kjaerbyes and dupreehs crosshairs? It's like they don't give a fuck anymore, fucking cheating danes

i mean its 100x better than your shitty anime posters itt desu

>zeus leaves gambit
>gets BTFO by nip
>gambit advances to semis

OH THE KARMA

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>>188048836
dumb normie

please go away mr fbi dont blame us for losing your asstralis bet and please stop trying to van this general

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what do you guys play on?

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https://twitter.com/RelyksOG/status/904046145730641920

female sanctions in csgo when?

Are Gambit /our guys/?

Gambit easily wins the award for least attractive team

Fitch is so bad.

>>188050689
Yes

>>188050689
Absolutely

adren is nuts

a totally unrelated question, but does it count as pizza if they're wearing clothes?

>>188050926
depends on where you live

>>188050224
Stcejer has shit skin taste, and he cant even use the "some of the original good skins" excuse
>>188050926
thus far only one picture was questionable in terms of legality in the US
and thats the only law that matters, despite a rule clearly stating canadians and most eurocucks arent allowed on 4chan, but the niggermods dont update rules, they just make horrifying board changes instead

Anyone get a screenshot of that booth qt?

>>188050224
She looks like a cunt but I still want to bang her.

I'll bet shitty skin that there will be an autosniper in this game

>>188051112
>despite a rule clearly stating canadians and most eurocucks arent allowed on 4chan
are you high?

>>188050959
>>188051112
thanks, i guess. wasn't sure whether to hit illegal content when reporting on not

>>188051310
she interacts with him on his stream a bit, and i somewhat agree with this assesment

>navi is still shit, because their awper is "I LEARNED TEAMPLAY IS IMPORTANT YOU CANT SCREAM AT YOUR TEAMMATE BUT LOOK AT MY SICK PLEY MEN I NOSCOPE OH I MISSED 3 SHOTS MAYBE NEXT TIME ))))))" retard
>gambit is still good, because mou is good

>glaive

you choked that

>>188051560
post real shit or fuck off

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>gambit didnt need zeus after all

>>188051719
but their awper is "I consistently outfrag my team because I'm the only good player here".

holy fuck gambit YES

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rip cunny poster

so that bitch behind asstralis si DH admin or what
she was there with nip too

>>188051509
my bad they SLIGHTLY improved the rules, i guess nadians and eurocucks are allowed now, they just cant view half the threads if not more

heres the original meme, you can compare to the new rule https://desuarchive.org/q/thread/180749/#180749

>>188052306
she's an """"""""admin""""""""". Swedish labor laws says you need to employ females in every part of your business.

is cz75 better than tec9 on t side?

>>188052820
better than both tec9 and 57

>>188052547
looks like she's also astralis igl

>>188052523
that's a good meme, but it didn't really scare me off from browsing and visiting loli threads

>>188052889
>cz better than 57

uhhhhhhhhhhh

fnatic girl is back

>>188052820
not if you have an awp

>gambit winning
>crowd non existent

lmao

did astralis forget how to aim?

>>188052523
that was a very stupidly written rule lol

>all those ugly sleeve tattoos
Does every pro player have them at this point?

>>188052820
No

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not even surprised by the score desu senpai

>>188052974
i like the meme because i hate maplebloods and britcucks
at least i can always make threads illegal for them because theres so many illegal things for them that can stay on topic
>>188053163
it got updated but you can basically make anything illegal and you still have the issue of the rule not being enforced

>>188053198
p much. the only fad compared to other ``real sports'' when it comes to style

>>188053198
if i was a pro id get temp sleeve tattoos and change them every lan
could do some pretty funny memes
but most importantly the tats always stay relevant and theyre not real tattoos

>>188053476
anyone who fucks pansy has to get a tattoo
those are the rules

this one crowd dude doing the same scream is a bit annoying

WHO DO I BET ON FOR NORTH IMT

oh boy am i gonna see the devpreeh toggles? do i get hype for hackers?

>>188053476
wait are the tats all these pros have are fake?

the fucking crowd screaming TSM TSM

>>188053942
should call g2 ldlc for the true memes

what aimware is fitch using

>>188053824
>ever betting against cheating favelas

IMT

where's that universal choking sign image?

cant wait to hear fitch has been kicked out of dreamhack for cheating.

Finally people will realize that North is THE Danish team

>>188054229
>anyone ever getting kicked for hacking
they would hush it and say some dumb shit like his great aunt died and hes very distraught and left
and then he would "leave" the team after being benched because hes grieving

you will not see someone a confirmed hacker unless they get vacced or tournaments actually use an anticheat, which currently, they dont, and if they do its some meme shit for show, kind of like vac

>>188054595
Our lord and savior CAJUNB will reck these dirty favellas

>>188054675
would love to see a vac ban on stage.

should I watch the next game or do important life stuff that I need to do

>>188040983
fucking gross

not that its a "trap" but the fact that their teeth and skin is terrible

>>188054887

Watching Nordic Gods recking dirty Favelas is an important thing.

The answer is obvious.

>>188054595
aizy will shit the bed as usual

>im so happy
>stoic face

>>188054887
either way there's probably going to be twitter drama after the match, so it's probably worth watching

based Gambit closing it out quick to make up for the lost time

>>188055025
seems like a cool guy desu

>>188054675
??????
there are no anticheats at these LANs
nobody will ever get caught
even if they start spinbotting, they'll find a coverup and pretend nothing happened

New to watching CSGO tournaments, are the casters always this annoying? The euro guy seems fine, but the american one keeps trying to hype up random moments and saying stupid shit

dreamhack stream already dead? what about north imt?
fuck twitch

>black guy wearing vp shirt in sweden
really makes you think

THREAD THEME
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_klfW-EjHww
THREAD THEME
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_klfW-EjHww
THREAD THEME
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_klfW-EjHww
THREAD THEME
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_klfW-EjHww

>sweden
>nigger wins price
>white cuck gets nothing
lmao, like clockwork

tfw after the interview i made delicious sandwiches and the next game still hasnt fucking started
i dont get why this problem still exists

>>188055250
?? exactly what i fucking said?????

>>188056668
What's on the sandwiches?

>>188056814
peanut butter and jelly

>>188056905
disgusting

>>188056905
that's okay but I wouldn't really call something that bland "delicious".

https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/904067045356175360

>>188057007
fuck you
>>188057016
maybe yours suck but mine are delicious

>>188057471
stay poor

>>188057169
hahaha holy fuck how delusional

>good evening mr. o TOOL
>that turned me on
is moses actually our guy?
teacher/student is top tier fetish

Can /ourboys/ immortals do it?

>>188059238
>hues
>our boys

>>188059369
hello reddo

>>188059369
better than fjord monkeys

AIZY
I
Z
Y

So far all the good guys have won today, but there are none in the last match lol

>>188059461
fuck off, even Danes are better than BR macacos

>>188059238
UMA DELICIA

>>188059619
>>188059665
>>188059369
not liking immortals = being reddit
remember, us 4chaners go against the rules
we have many brazilians on /vg/ where as on reddit immortals are the ones getting the most hate

>peek 4 times from 1 spot
>oh shit its a 1v1
>better peek from the same spot again

the mindgames are incredible

>>188059839
nice try, monkey

dead thread or are you guys just gay

the trophy looks like something they picked up at a landfill

the fuck's a landfill

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am I the only one who always cheers for old 1.6 players? the more 1.6 players a team has the more I cheer for them, so by default I hate whole NA scene cause they are retarded CoD shitters except for n0thing, I also hate those French Source faggots
the best are VP, NiP and Gambit

>>188060645
a place where brazilians live

>>188060653
na scene is shitters & drama in general

back once again mixing hen drinking juice and jin

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damn lads this is taking so long I think I'm just going to watch some love live and then hit the bed

kng has to be cheating

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>female admin isnt in either the danish or huezillian booth
where she at my dudes?

>>188062180
they told me on twitter she is astralis psychologist or smth

>liking snow niggers

>>188062553
astralis onahole

Did BRs forget to update their cheats for this tournament or did Dreamhack remove the cucks from their script writing team?

valde looks like a school shooter

so what happened to hues? i thought this was their game

Anyone else here who wants to beat the living crap out of konfig?

>>188063247
he would slam your boypussy with his thick cock before you could even try

>>188063247
No, but I want to kiss the living crap out of aizy.

>>188063005
that would be shroud

>>188063346
him too

>tfw no muscular bear dom to play & watch cs go with
life is suffering ;_;

MOTHERFUCKING KNG AKA K.I.N.G
now you know why girls love him
balls on this guy haha

north choking yet?

>>188063826
on thick brazilian pennor yes they are

why the fuck are these br cunts wearing caps

>>188064024
Have you even seen their caps?
It's some fancy, expensive shit
looks great desu

konfig???

>>188064024
they dont know english so they also dont know the rules

>>188064081
fancy and expensive for a monkey maybe

>>188064081
looks like dogshit you autist

>>188064024
kng was wearing a cap saying "monkey team" before

>>188064192
>>188064269
I want jelly reddit to leave.

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well?

get this gay shit out of here, this aint national geographic

>haven't played the game in a year
>decide to hop back
>it's ben 4 hours of playtime so far
>no drops

what in the fuck

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who is the csgo equivalent of Sheever?

>>188065883
pansy i guess

>anders cant get to GE only use usps and dualies
nice fucking meme
casters should only be ex pros

>>188066153
does she have nice legs

>>188066334
shes a chubby uncute mangirl

>>188066334
shes a fat slob who gets drunk while on the job

>>188066183
and the players who retire and become analysts/casters are the baddies as well
they should just get some players that are already eliminated to cast games sometime, if you get someone like olof you might actually get some nice insights once in a while

I really really really dislikes Hen1´s face....

>north blatantly throwing so the monkeys can still win after getting embarassed last map

this game is such a joke

>immt got to the finals in a major
That's how you know they got an easy road to the finals, I know north is good, but immt should have already closed this match.

AIZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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THE ABSOLUTE COUNTRY OF MONKEYS

aizy kills, aizy life

FAVELAS IN FLAMES

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>>188065883
csgo is a sausagefest, it's sad

>>188065883
fuck girls, we have the hottest men

>>188067816
she has small eyes

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>>188067973
she's a small girl

konfig
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GOD KONFIG YOU FUCKING FAVELAS

FAVELAS BTFO LMAO SOPA DE MACACO

UMA DELICIA

That angle MSL was holding below palace seems so bad, people seem to hit the headshot instantly all the time. Kind of like sitting behind the box on nuke ramp.

>valde

just played a game on mirage, the score on stream was like 8-2 or someshit
my match finished and these retards still struggling to end these monkeys
does the script say monkeys win, or do they just like padding runtime to annoy viewers and make more money?

stop choking

>north choking
what went wrong

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>>188065883
Smix?

>win 2 rounds
>still need to win half of the 4 remaining rounds to win
uhh???

>>188071840
are you ready for 3 hours of overtime

>>188072031
no please, I want to sleep

GET FUCKED MONKEYS
>GET FUCKED MONKEYS
GET FUCKED MONKEYS
>GET FUCKED MONKEYS
GET FUCKED MONKEYS
>GET FUCKED MONKEYS
GET FUCKED MONKEYS
>GET FUCKED MONKEYS
GET FUCKED MONKEYS
>GET FUCKED MONKEYS
GET FUCKED MONKEYS
>GET FUCKED MONKEYS

>>188072334
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Top lel monkeys

FUCK YOU IMMORTALS WHY THE FUCK COULD YOU LET ME WIN THE FUCKING -2.5

FUCK YOU HUES

FUCKING 3RD WORLD SHITTERS

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>>188072817
their hacks arent good enough

it is a good day for cs when both the chimp teams get eliminated

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>>188073364
its always a good day when monkeys are out of the game

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>hit DMG at 140 wins
>lose rank because of not playing for 3 weeks due to exams, and the previous games I won were erased because I had a cheater lobbied in 2 games
>63 solo que victories later, many of them in 7-11 win streaks, I finally reach DMG again...
Will I finally gain some upward momentum? I destroy LEM's, but I just have to win so many fucking games to get anywhere.
Pic related, my reverse elo progress

why do brown people lose the ability to speak when they're angry
one of them started screeching and spitting on his mic so i asked to please talk human and he abandoned the match

>@Thooorin
>I'm calling North vs. G2 in the final. Book it!

Does he even follow CSGO? Sometimes I honestly wonder.
I guess he cannot think through his emotions and biases.

>The desk gets every prediction wrong

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bump

4. Astralis picked Mirage

NiP 2-0 G2
Gambit 2-0 North
Gambit 1-2 NiP

>>188092694
>nip winning anything

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>>188092694
Just crazy enough it might be true.

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E V E R Y T H I N G

>start game off great
>up 6-0
>playing really well, get last kill in a round
>teammate comes out of a main and shoots me in the head grabbing my awp and defusing
>doesn't give it back
+left and afk, later dude

>>188094887
Why is teamkilling even enabled in MM
It makes sense in pro play but online with randoms it adds absolutely nothing to the game

>>188095229
It should reflect damage back imo as a compromise (so you can't spray an angle as your teammate is pushing)

Anyone else have dreams about CSGO? I had a dream I won a contest to go to meet TheWarOwl and play CSGO with him despite being a silver shitter. He turned out to be a huge douche for some reason and he wouldn't sign something he had promised to earlier unless I paid him 50 dollars. I remember him shoving me off the balcony of his mansion before I woke up.

>>188096065
kys

>>188099564
why?

>>188078153
our guys g2 were robbed of the major and will enact revenge at dreamhack masters youll see

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>>188107387

Anyone here around gold nova that can boost me or at least please with me? I don't like solo queue anymore it's not fun

>>188107932
steam?

>>188108797
http://steamcommunity.com/id/KongouDEESSUU/

>>188109465
>anime
nvm dont want to play with you anymore

>>188109715
youre my kinda guy

>>188109715

that's pretty stupid if you base a person off of their dumbass PFP

>>188109982
its not based on pfp though
>link is anime
>bio is anime
>literally in anime groups
>has anime friends
>also has anime pic
>anime pic people in comments
>gook pic person in comments
>anime games
>gook game or its tw i cant remember
smdh senpai tbqh you made me sad

>>188110313

>this makes me unable to play at gold nova with you

If you think I'm some sort of massive faggot you're pretty wrong my man

>>188111003
no what makes me unable to play with you is that my very first account was placed into lem and ive never been lower except on ONE smurf after the rank shuffle which was smfc on the first match which i won i got put into le

also
>think youre a massive faggot
i know you are
would probably give you a game to see if youre annoying though since the weeb level isnt out of control

>>188111489

Play a game because I'm tired of solo queue

make a lobby

>>188111883
I'll join too, I'm silver 3 but can't get out

stuck at sem for fucking days, everytime I start to get on a win streak I end up in a team where the bottom fragger starts getting tilted and team killing me for calling where to go

who the fuck hacks in dm?