/srg/ - speedrunner general

based posts irrelevant generals guy

>video surfaces showing Todd "The God" Rodgers shifting gears "impossibly" fast
>Omnigamer immediately begins claiming the video was not synchronized to the games refresh rate
Why can't this fag just admit that his amateur analysis of the game's code is wrong?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrr8OfGdghs

>>187966436
>video surfaces showing Todd "The God" Rodgers fiddling with the difficulty switch midgame which is illegal
>TG oldbois keep attacking everyone besides their false god

WAAAHHHH

The God Gamer Stigma

The Y Chromosome Stigma

Wat speedboi are "we" watching rite now, serg?

>>187969954
CalebHard42

https://twitter.com/ClarisRobyn/status/903467065985589248
didn't he already grow boobs before he transitioned?

>>187971619
Yes, being obese he already had tits, but now that he's on HRT he's pretending that they're only growing now.

AND he still isn't 'presenting' as a woman.

>>187971619
>>187972080
post progress

who has the wr for gender transition anyway

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>>187972513

>>187972773
>not "Cosmo The Man"
meh

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>>187971619
What's the tweet

>>187964187
i think it's proven that dragster is the hardest speed game.

>>187973961
It's not for your eyes, edgelord.

Who /hype/ for this Harvey Relief GDQ!?

>open GDQ
>prototranny
>close

>>187974730
Who is Harvey and why are they trying to help him?

jesus fucking christ

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>>187972773
its happening again

>$1000 anonymous donations
SeemsGood

>Proto on the mic

That thing better not be hosting the whole fucking event.

>>187977773
tired feeling? is that the thing you get next morning when your head hurts and you feel like puking?

>Proto: Can I just sneak in here to speak?

Attention whoring tranny. What else is new?

>three meals cost $1

Not even buying beans and rice in bulk costs this little. How do they do it?

>>187979751
They don't, it's just a tagline to get more people to donate.

>>187974471
I've literally never talked to the person before

>>187977773
soyboys are the worst

>>187979751
I'm assuming that's how much a dollar gets you when you go to get their food, as most food banks get their food for free via donations of said food.

>>187979751
food banks usually get really good deals on bulk food purchases. it's why giving them money is preferred over donating canned shit.

>>187980408
yes

>>187980509
funny how you say "that person" to avoid gendering her correctly

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>megameme shit

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>>187980716
I didn't know they could ruin a ragtag GDQ setup this quickly.

what a fucking trainwreck

>>187980848
well in an improv event, the people that need attention will be the most available and willing

>>187981118
figured a cyberfag would be quicker about it

>what am i fighting for

I think I'm officially ready to die.

>>187981221
if it does that fucking what am I donating for thing again i might have to take a visit to the deep web.

>>187980731
I don't know what gender they prefer I just know they used to play Monkey Ball

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>>187981357

New event, still trying to shove protomagicaldude's dick down our throats
xd!

>>187981438
christ almighty I might go back to watching the starcade marathon

>>187981627
Someone earlier said they're only calling themselves a girl online

How is the audio this out of sync?

>>187981976
That was Clarys. She is presenting as a man irl because of hateful bigots like you who would mock her for not looking like "a real woman" (there's no such thing in reality, sex/gender is a social construct).

>>187984948
Because of the restream.

Its retarded and they really shouldn't bother with a webcam and just have a profile pic

(((anonymous))) donation with no comment
nice 2 see money laundering done quick is still goin strong

>>187989831
Dude stfu! This is for a good cause!

>>187990190
ya good cause thats why they're not gonna forward the sub/bit income to the charity

>>>/v/

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>>187992417
photoshop a monkey onto his head and this would be gold

no point in seeing the rest of this event

WTF! They didn't accept our girl Narci!

https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/903489707614511105

what's with sig?

AYY NIGGAAA

Ya Boi Crandino is back in dis jawn, niggaaa watch ya speedgame watch ya wife. Cuz we takin errthang outchea BRRRAP

>>187985292
Da nigga name is Miles

>>187995548
He would 100% have had a breakdown and ruined the whole event

>>187995548
Aint nobody wanna see dat ugly azz niqqa

>>187992417
>>187993590
unfunny samefag

>>187999470
he would have a cam, wouldn't he...

>>188001608
more like extremely funny oldbois who truly understand speedrunning culture and humor

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/srg/ owes HER an apology

>>188001846
lmfao, keep telling yourself that, cakeboi

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>>188001854
cont.

how will /srg/ ever recover?

>>188002194
obvious bait to out them from the server

anyway, how goes the interim money laundering scheme boys

>>188001854
>>188002194
>people talk about you on one website
>try to talk to them directly on a completely different platform about how they're talking behind your back
holy fuck you are the dumbest person
there are 20k people watching hrdq right now, gdq chat is bad enough when just any random tranny comes on if YOU of all people were on it that chat would have been a fucking nightmare and you would have had a complete meltdown and you and the staff knows it so shut the FUCK up already

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>>188002194
This cunt still has a stick up his ass and thinks that he's owed fame and attention for nothing. And then says /srg/ is just being mean because he's sad.
>i'm a living legend
He wrote on Twitter that he was over this line of thinking, yet here he is doing it again. Cunt.

>I'm here if you want to speak up and give your words more credence
In reality
>I want to ban you from my server so I can shit-talk srg without them knowing.

SM64 is unoptimized garbage

>>187969954
>>187999136
who is we?

>>187968087
why did you spoiler?

>>187985292
>>187980731
>>188001854
>she
>her
stfu fucktards

>>188004304
>>188004409
>>188004527
thanks for the late responses!

>>187974640
>>187977773
>>187978950
>>187980408
>>187981627
>>187982009
why did you delete?

>puwexil streaming on his own channel during a GDQ event

watch out guys, we got a badass over here

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what did they mean by this?

>>188005389
who is we?

a BULLET in the HEAD of every DISGUSTING tranny FREAK

>>188010473
why didn't you sage?

holy shit is schmorky a speedrunner??

why is the gdq stream up

>>188011813
Harvey Relief Done Quick.

>>188011886
sounds like a suicide method

>>188011952
it is whenever the "girl" with 14 inch arms and the carrot top haircut starts talking

>>188011886
its Harvey Relief for Texas Done Quick
aka HRTDQ

what does the tranny playing this game look like?

>Tfw very girly looking boy that speedruns
S-surely I won't be painted as a tranny, right guys?

Has /srg/ ever encountered an anomaly while grinding their speedgame?

>>188013215
yeah, it let me cut a few frames off my dragster time back in the day

>>187965216
+1

>>188014167
thanks for the late response!

>>187995548
I'm impressed that it starts to look like a real girl (last time was about a month after the start of the transformation).
A really ugly one but at least it looks like one.

cosmo is speedrunning the descent into mental illness, glitchless, no doctors, only meds off the internet

this dragster fight is getting out of hand. twin galaxies said they are doing a third party investigation and it will take some time. meanwhile sda old boys and nut huggers spam the dispute thread with completely retarded posts to try to "get" the owner. they in turn made speedrun community look like a bunch of autistic babies who are crying about a record that will find justice in time.

the funny part is that twin galaxies actually makes a good argument about needing to test the theories on actual hardware and not emulator. remember folks don't be an emucheater.

also the fact that omnigamer is a gdq goon and is doing this for publicity for his book makes me want to see the 5:51 happen even more so. sda old boys refuse to be wrong. this reminds me of when raelcun got exposed as using turbo on his jrpg game and all the old boys came and defended the shit out of him based on speculation and not facts. once the facts were revealed he was 100% guilty and the old boys just threatened to ban everyone who brought it back up.

same thing will happen with this dragster drama. todd will be verified and all the old boys will cry on twitter and reddit about how retarded twin galaxies is and they will never go back to that site. in the end twin galaxies has out lived sda and they will just keep growing because people will see how professional they are because of this dragster case.

>>188015940
thanks for the late response!

>>188016491
thanks for the insightful analysis!

So how are your speedruns going, speedfriends?

>>188019484
why didn't you sage?

>>187992417
underrated post lmao

>>188019668
???

>>188019756
thanks for the late response!

>>188016491
If he did get 5.51, why can't he produce a video or even a picture?

I hope all of these 100 anonymous donations will help the cause :-)

Knuckles don't chuckle.

the CURE for mentally ill tranny FREAKS is 357ccs of LEAD injected DIRECTLY INTO THE BRAIN

>>188022843
Dang nigga u mad afff

a BULLET in the HEADcrab

>>188022843
word

>>188023470
Crandino aint even did nuthin 2 yall niggas doe

>>188023752
what do you mean by "yall niggas"?

>>188022063
Because he wants to see how deeply Omnigamer and friends will dig their mass grave before he lays the smackdown on them in front of a live audience.

only things todd rogers can lay the smackdown on are a buffet table and a thrift store

why is he so perfect

>HRDQ
>Hormone Replacement Done Quick

LITERALLY SPEEDRUNNING TRANNIES

Nobody in the speedrunning community takes Goose seriously. Why does he even try?

Nobody in the deadrunning community takes Doggy seriously. Why does he even ded?

Halfcoordinated is a faggot, right? Or at least Bi-faggot?

I wonder if anyone's ever asked him to jack them off with his retard hand.

>>188028909
god damn you are a cunt.

>>188028909
asking the important questions

>>188027834
cultural marxism

I'm not autistic, and I don't have any mental illnesses.

Is it possible for me to speedrun a game still?

>>188030428
Yes, but you will never be any good at it.

>>188027834
why did you delete?

>>188031509
he didn't, a janitor did

a KISS upon the FOREHEAD of every BEAUTIFUL transgender WARRIOR
i forgive you janitor. i understand that you have hate in your heart. i forgive you

>>188036748
>the FOREHEAD
boring.

>>188037097
where else would you kiss them?

>>188030428
You're in this thread. I think you're on the right track to acquiring a mental illness to be sufficient at running children's electronic video games at a reasonable pace.

>>188040920
thanks for the late response!

post cute narcis

post things that don't exist

>>188042279
Your WR LOL

>>188042279
speedrunning discussion in /srg/

+1
you know which post

Birds can laugh.

Bonobos can howl.

Toastrider can 1:39.

Sometimes runners do wrong movement for no reason.

Monkeyposting is hilarious and is directly related to speedrunning.

>>188044607
word

word

word

word

word and unword

I speedrun a game that only 3 other people speedrun in categories that I made up and never told anyone else about.

Needless to say, I have WR.

-1
you know which post

>>188022843
except croni

>>188049585
thanks for the late response!

>>188049742
>even croni's bot wants croni dead

>>188002779
narcissa will never be a part of GDQ for being a giant lolcow like chibi

>>188050494
thanks for the late response!

>>188050932
why did you delete?

>>188044607
Thanks for posting your list of the most ridiculous statements that stream monsters post in /srg/!

>>188050494
>>188050932
What the fuck is a lolcow? Speak english you fucking 9gaggers.

>>188050932
he definitely caused enough 'negative' attention to never be allowed near the stage at GDQ again

>>188052075
>What the fuck is a lolcow
You are the newest of newfag. Get out.

>>188051563
Check an archive, it's chibi's dikk

>>188052075
it used to be cwc but now you can call anyone a lolcow who you don't like

>>188050932
chibi is pretty big

>>188052537
thats not fair, nobody will ever top cwc.

>>188052075
what do you mean by "you fucking 9gaggers"?

HRGDQ, more like HRTDQ

more like HRGBTQ

More like HeR Gay DiQ

>>188052075
It is English. Lolcow = lol cow = a person you can milk for laughs

Now off yourself you fucking newfag

100 bucks to attend esa

>>188057501
bitch to them already instead of being a whiny cunt here

>>188057864
>p-please expose yourself so I can throw ad hominem insults at you instead of defending my Judaism...

>>188063363
How can other speedgames even compete?