/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

first for our bois SK

nth for anime belong to /csgog/

kek seized tapping that aimkey like i taped your mom

>He doesn't live Vince

kys

think u misspelled vice city bro

>>187816702
d-daddy?

uhhhhh kjaerbye?.... ummmmmmm

>>187816751
you're not the first girl (male) to call me that this week

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If Na'Vi wins I'll ERP anyone in this thread.

another game ruined by op awp

honestly Astralis are unbeatable in quarter finals

they just choke in semis

holy shit glaive so blatant loooool

Zeus appearing from behind was pure kino.

i thought this was CS not TF2

seized "lurking" is literally just baiting

Astralis are the team I dislike the most on a personal level. Each one of their dumb faces is very punchable.

did anyone get a clip of seized in that pistol round

i wish i could bring RCS to lan

ill sell non byoc lan ready rcs for 10k usd and 15% of your winnings

do smokes even matter to these teams
nice HvH

>>187817568
Analysts have deliberately stopped saying "glaive through the smoke"

nip or gambit

>>187817889
script says NIP have got to get through, but so do FaZe, so NIP have to win this match

nice 20 minute break between maps

do the players need to shower or something?

>>187818369
Astralis eat bananas and drink Soylent...toilet breaks are necessary

>>187818369
asstralis coach needs food break

So this is why they're called Borestralis....

https://twitter.com/tabseNcs/status/903239251072077825

potential drama

>>187819092
>players now have to be babysitted so they don't do retarded shit
it's hardly a big deal but come the fuck on, why go out of your way to do something this cheesy?

>>187819560
>spray has always been in game
>spray has always been used for this sort of shit
>Tabsen only just now realised this shit

lol

seized is garbage lol

>>187819609
>tfw no porn .gif sprays
That's why csgo will never kill css.

>abused crouching
>complain about sprays
lmao bet shitter identified get fucked tabsen

I want sadokist to get raped by a pack of niggers and die in a ditch. Insufferable cunt

>>187819092
That's it. CSGO is finally pay to win.

Navi finally toggling

device playing pretty good from ct spawn/ticket, and navi look lost as soon as he gets the pick

>>187820948
no idea why because he moves to that spot everytime mid gets smoked off

THE GOOSE IS LOOSE

did Glaive say
>even though they cheat we still beat them
in that interview with smix?
Or was I hearing things?

>>187821102
he went short a few times, but yeah

and they would smoke spawn but that felt like it was almost not worth, unless you have someone who is dedicated to just spamming the top of that box you can jump up on to

he just jumps on the box, is in the edge of the smoke, takes a quick flick and gets a kill, then hops off the box again

>sixth sense

>>187821518
her hair makes her look like total shit now

black and slight blonde highlights?

the fuck?

>>187821518
Daily reminder Huk fucked this
Daily reminder Thorin fucked this
Daily reminder Fiflaren is fucking this

Daily reminder this game was supposed to start 30 minutes ago.

HOLY SHIT STOP TALKING AND START ALREADY

>>187824398
QUICK BREAK

nice stream gotards

50 mins between new bo3

fucking hell no wonder why esports is shit

rez is cute~

>rez 1-1-1 after 8 rounds
might as well afk

How dead is this game? It's taking me ages to find a game (no I'm not queing for dust2) and when it does it's a complete clusterfuck of ranks mashed together.

>bug that lets you open the door the wrong way
>bug that makes nade deal damage through the door

quality game, gotards

>>187826994
Why is the door on nuke can be destroyed by grenade and one on cash can't?

>>187827231
valve quality

gotards?

UMMM

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n-nip?
n-n-nani?!!?!?!

>gambit pause
>nip win the round

isn't it supposed to happen the other way around?

>2-13
>13-14

>dude standing on the fucking light on top of the door
>enemy perfectly """""""reads""""""" it and peeks that exact spot

hahaha nice fucking tournament gotards

UHHHH

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NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis

>>187829427
>crouch peeking into a common angle held by an m4 where you see them before they see you

yeah 100% hacks

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>ever doubting /ourslavs/

LADS

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Nip will probably lose with how bad they are doing on their best map, regardless of whether or not they win

>>187830265
Interesting, I didn't try to attach an image

>>187829913
>Kazakhstan
>slavs
uhhhh dosia is the only slav in that team now

that repeek by mou was nearly perfect, with the nade thrown from white box

he peeks like half a second later and the nade explosion blocks draken's vision and mou probably gets the kill

nice smoke toggles by nip to close it out

ffs fucking gambit

making everyone waste their time

retard slavs

last two digits are probably the time in minutes till the next map starts

>>187830512
KAZKHSTAN IS NOT SLAVS
THEY ARE ASIANS

>>187830727
woah bro, easy with the racism

>>187830727
well slavs ARE native to asia so...

w-what is this

>>187831364
Play dough

i want to fuck Rez in the ass

>>187830849
I don't know who this is, because there's like 50 players exactly like this.

its pimp

why does adreN look so punished

>everyone stopped using tec9

rofl

>LDCZ will rise again

>That 'wrist' bump

fitch is LITERALLY aimlocking

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>losing ez rounds
>winning impossible rounds
this team is killing me

>>187833312
left

that's why maps in cs are shit

who the fuck needs that garbage bin thing there for atmosphere when it just fucks up nades?

dont throw retard nades next time gtr

>Yeah, I think Renegades are not at all a bad team, I think they had a bad showing against us, it's more or less starting out the tournament, you either start really strong or you start really sloppy. And T side Train is a hard half to start with.
>So yeah, we knew they were a great team, we watched a lot of their demos and we treated them like any other top10 team, so I think that is also why we went into the game and dominated it. As you also said, they showed some of their real strengths against Virtus.pro and I still believe they have a chance against Natus Vincere as well.

Renegades confirmed top 10?

>>187834810
RNG confirmed better than c9

>>187835164
well no one knows if c9 is going to be good or just another NA team yet

if RNG got a good 5th though...

WHAT

DRAKEN

HOLY SHIT THAT FLICK

HOW?

nice hack draken

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d-draken ...i-i...

>pros dont hack
lamo

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>draken

>>187835912
>>187835931
>>187835967
>>187835984
>>187836212
Twitch clip?

>>187836601
it's probably already on the top of reddo

lets go our boys nip!

Pls win nip I want to see g2 play before I have to go to class

what a fucking bo3 lads

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I might try and increase the size of this

I don't mnid moses o TOOL as much but that fat fuck needs to go

train predictions?

>>187838110
another over time

>that dotard ad
>they look like theyre actually having fun
its not fair bros

I hope NiP take this home.
O I wud laff

>this stream
what the fuck

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>>187837989
made it bigger, doesn't look shit with the bitrate too

>>187830849
>5000x10000
>444kb
im saving this

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>when you go to a urinal at uni to chuck a piss, accidentally flop a nut out and people stare at you

I just wanted to rush home for NiP

reminder that there is and never was such thing as "nip magic"
they were just the original cheaters in the scene

>>187840054
nip is pretty much the only top team that has never cheated

>>187840208
wrong
just because they dont blatantly aimlocks like hues did, it doesn't mean they're legit

>>187840054
If they are cheating, they aren't using blatant aimlocks like simple and the hues, at most using aim keys for info and then just setting up for the push.

Get_wrekt has missed enough of his spray to prove that.

not like this
please gambit
ganbattne

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>>187841797
Yes like this. NiP has this in the bag.

RIP gambit
EZ GAME

>>187840284
You cant show me a single proof

man that's a bit of a disappointing end for gambit, but was a good series

Dosia literally stupid af desu

do you think draken is fucking smix?

I wouldn't be comfortable right next to Anders, he's the biggest homo in the scene and looks like he could molest you any moment.

>>187842389
you mean semmler?

>>187842379
He's too good looking for that used up gremlin

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>>187842379
fiffy literally is

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whats wrong with her jaw?

>>187842389
Semmler*

Anders is /ourguy/

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>>187842516
probably makes her cum at least 3 times on his cock every night

>>187842565
She has terrible disease called "being of asian race".

>>187842516
is there any social media proof of this?

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post winnings ;^)

>>187842812
https://www.instagram.com/p/BX18MAxgSZs/?taken-by=smixity

also, can somebody post the webm/gif of fifflaren grabbing his ass

>>187842039
I also can't show you a single proof of anyone else cheating, and yet everyone knows BRs are cheating, but when NIP does it, it's okay :^)

>>187843078
well they do work together so it could just be that, but it does look a bit coupley. she's definitely punching above her weight if it's true though

>>187843343
>but it does look a bit coupley
they're literally dating m8

>>187843448
That was literally the first photo i've seen of them together

should've linked this one from her insta, it's far more obvious

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXZFMOxAVb1/?taken-by=smixity

>all your ex gfs look better than smix

feels good

>>187843698
i just looked for the most recent one goddammit.

you're welcome, cunt.

>>187844037
I agree that not having a gf is better than having asian one.

>>187844101
well you should've linked the proper one cunt

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>>187844313

>>187843314
>>187843314
Theres plenty of proof for other players

>>187842820
Ur butt must've been tight.

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>>187844380

>>187844551
wait what was dennis on kinguin or was he standing in for someone?

>>187844909
Get out

Which cyber-athlete has awp named "cucked"? Saw it on stream couple days ago.

>>187845037
why?

>>187844909
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2297019/virtuspro-vs-kinguin-faceit-league-2015-stage-2-finals-at-dreamhack-valencia

you tell me

>>187845250
He was on g2/kinguin

>>187844909
how new

>g2 mirage
Oh golly this will be wild, g2 already trying to throw

>>187845432
>>187845594
>>187845890
yeah I don't really remember this so yeah don't think that's true

>mirage

um g2???

>>187846080
>doesn't remember the famous kinguin 16-0 of vp on cache after i think it was pasha had said kinguin was trash

>>187846080
>doesn't know KINGUIN NO CHANCE MY FRIEND

how new

>>187846006
>>187846105
immortal picked it though

nice making up things, not even gonna give you any (You)'s anymore

>>187846462
and g2 should have banned it

>>187846621
i mean, imt is pretty good on train, it's not that surprising g2 would rather play mirage, it's a lot more puggy

when will kenny start crying?

>>187847080
desu I'd cry as well if I had to pick awp battles with a guy who's blatantly cheating

i thought kng and the twins wanted to leave imt???

>>187847414
Sometimes the oogas booga and sometimes they don't.

UMA

lmao lucas???????

what's the gay shit on bodyy's arm?

whats that black thing on the dudes arm/hand?

>>187848469
>>187848474
pics?

>>187848469
>>187848474
it's that tape shit athletes use for their joints/muslces

i don't remember if it's a placebo or not though

>hen1 moving around cover watching a guy in the wall

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>>187848601
>>187848671
the fuck is it supposed to do to their joints? its not a heat/cold pad

>>187848970
it is to prevent overextension of joints. In this case the wrist.

good job idiot you could have planted but youre too much of a brainlet

>>187849104
overextend this

*unzips dick*

nbk is using g9007g903 wireless

rofl

>>187848970
Slight compression, with the added bonus of better proprioception, you can feel if your wrist is in an awkward angle easier.

A little pressure can desensitise aches.

>>187848970
like i said, i'm not sure whether it's a placebo or not

i'm leaning towards placebo, or actually causing harm due to it causing you to overcompensate and straining shit that way

>kng holding his aim key as he crab walks out

was steel walling? anders has our back
if they dont show the replay confirmed walls

anders knows our true boy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Clo0U1BMR5I
color me impressed, nice reference

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>steel

Ez for frogs

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Haven't been able to watch much. What has been the best game of the tourney so far?

>>187852312
gambit nip bo3

>>187852458
good until the last map

>>187852312
renegades vp

also, who dat?

i miss masq

uuhhh frenchcucks?

this game is fun

>steel

nice hack lucas

apex's jaw has a life of its own

>>187854447
lol, one of the monkey hats literally says "High Quality King Monkey"

lol the coffin spam awp headshot

>>187856427
image?

>>187856554
i tried to clip it for a screenshot but i'm banned from the dreamback channel so clips don't work

>>187856806
>being banned
that means you participated in the cancer that is all of twitch
at least youre not ip banned like i am for sending admins very rude constructive messages

why do pros keep switching to their primary after trying to throw a nade when it will automatically switch to the primary after throwing??????????????

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>>187857003
actually i got banned for naming the jew. here's the screen

>>187857289
UMA

>>187857289
>team monkey
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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>>187857289

ok guys the script says g2 wins 16-12 OR monkeys win 16-7 or 16-8
theres 2 paragraphs describing the conditions to decide which outcome will be chosen, but someone ejaculated all over it and then ate chips or something so theres dried crumb filled cumstains on it

I'm convinced CSGO puts you in a shitter's queue if you abandon or get kicked. I recently had to abandon because of a family emergency, and I got matched up with the most toxic cesspool of players for the next week.

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>>187859720
>I recently had to abandon because of a family emergency
thats what they all say

>>187859720
pretty sure they put you in a cheater queue if you're suspect/untrusted.

just turned the stream on, what's going on? did immortals cheat subscription run out?

imt throwing the game with these shit buys

>>187862085
>shox, apex, kenis
>implying they can compete against OG french hackers

>>187862542
the reason I hate when imt does it is they're fucking blatant and arrogant about it, they're also literally subhuman

g2 won't win this dreamhack anyway, they're shitty washed up has beens

K.N.G STANDS FOR KIGG
REMEMBER WHO MADE YOU
PEACE
puera quo le par meso digloa ..I..

so this is the power of HEN1 without his aimlock...woah

>>187862085
Just the old classic:
A team focused on mediocre inconsistent awpers play against A kennys who isn't having an off day

IMT trying to play slowly is just retarded lmao

>>187863595
>a team focused on mediocre inconsistent awpers plays against a team focused on a single mediocre inconsistent awper
ftfy my dude

>>187862987
no one cares you stupid monkey

never noticed before that the m249 has a broken draw animation when you're out of spare ammo

>>187863721
yeah they're clearly lost without HEN1 constantly using his aimlock to give info on enemy positions

BRs down, back the favela you fucking subhumans

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post winnings ;^)

idk why poorfags keep posting their skin winnings when bitcoin betting is a thing

>>187864434
kids don't own bitcoin

remind me why I play this garbage game when I derank from people going afk under 5 rounds in every two fucking games

>>187864434
>>187864557
nice winnings friendo ;^)

>>187863790
>Kenny
>mediocre
>inconsistent
Look at his stats, he's had only had 1 bad tournament in the last 6 months

>>187864679
get out of silver

>>187864946
GN3 which is still garbage but when the fuck will it stop?

>>187865141
>he thinks admitting hes nova shit is less embarrassing

>>187865261
I dont, I'm seriously asking the question what rank will that shit not happen SO often. I literally said im garbage.

>>187865336
i have a gn account that i can carry you with. post your steam so we can play

>>187864946
not that guy but I'm supreme and literally every rank has problems with afks and leavers, the higher rank you get the more cheaters there are too until right after a banwave

I started playing on ESEA recently and haven't looked back, there are still afks and leavers but at least they're actually punished for it

>>187865336
I am currently mge, best ranks so far are mg1-e. Nova is aids

>>187865410
Im not that guy but pls carry me out of sem I cant deal n e more

>>187864434
what website can I do this on im just returning to betting and i would masssively prefer that

>>187866513
nitrogensports

>>187867004
gj leaking the site to the feds of reddit

>>187867004
>>187867218
That was my master plan its over for you little bitches now

renegades gonna win tomorrow/today

>>187870586
No probably not

>>187859720
After all these complaints about rampant cheaters in even prime MM, I honestly believe there might be hidden separate queues. I meet a cheater maybe once every twenty game or so at global+ while whiners seem to think every third game or smth has a cheater.

>>187870586
If NAVI throw the match like VP did then yes

>>187871395
found the nova

>>187873146
You're right. Everyone better than you is simply cheating :-)

>>187873254
no i was simply calling you a cheap shotgun

theres no one better than me that i call cheats on, because i am the best

>get 30 kills
>demoted
k

>get 7 kills
>promoted

tfw took a shower and finally have a new shirt to use as a cum rag

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https://clips.twitch
.tv/ResoluteTriangularRamenFunRun

our guy needs our support now more than ever ;______;

ummm,,,,,,,,,,,,, p sure thats reddit as fuck my dude

Why are there so many ficking cheatwrs right now holy fucking Christ make it fucking stop valve for fuck sake

>>187877396
stop queueing dust2 and enable prime you retard
I never meet cheaters

>tfw deliverately spaz out with my mouse, flick around, shoot random shots so everyone thinks I'm cheating

heh, kiddo

>>187877892
Am on prime and I play mirage cache overpass and inferno. Fuckloads of cheaters I fucking deranged because these faggot get Mad and toggle

>>187877396
There aren't, you're just shit.
Also pay heed to this >>187877892

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>>187876452
guys what can we do to help our bro

>>187878067
I've got peoof of multiple bans within a months time where I had at least 1 hackwr each game now fucking shut the fuck up and continue hacking yourself

>>187877396
>>187878041
>>187878395
your gold nova is showing

>there are people itt that dont believe cheaters are running rampant in mm
as a cheater yall some dumb ass niggers

>>187878753
then you baddies need to up your game
I still win 75% of the games at global

>>187878530
In smfc tho

>>187878871
Hello EU

>>187878898
git gud then, loser
>>187878971
gold nova EU = smfc NA

>>187879072
Hahaha I played a shitload of EU amd it a easy as fuck to get to GE.

>>187878871
>75%
i havent had a loss in like 3 months
and i only cheat when my program detects cheats
any form of cheating sets it off though, including benign cheats, like things that arent even being used but are on, or scrapers and shit
from the last 500 games there have been 281 in which hacks were detected

>>187879210
then why are you struggling if you're so good, baddie?

>>187879612
Because NA MM is filled with fucking cheaters and little faggot kids who cant handle a fucking loss

>>187880517
hello silver

>>187880848
*sliver

win coins now

>>187880517
It's some shitter who got global before the rank shift, and now he's too afraid of playing, calls himself global.

He doesn't understand the effect population density has on the ranking system.

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>>187885395
GetRight shocked to see Fiflarens large penis fill up Smix

>>187886425
Fiffy could do so much better. Look at f0rests gf

>>187882257
the fuck are you talking about

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I honestly don't understand this game. Train my aim everyday, can hit mostly anything. God in comunity FFA DM, killing people with no problem. Turn on MM - complete brainfart, can't hit shit. Either go under 15 or over 30 kills. WTF

>>187892251
And of course the russian guy who plays on speakers and aims at the ground, spraying people¨s knees gets 20 kills. I have no idea what the fuck this game is anymore

>>187892251
>>187893027
hello silver

>>187892251
Aim is only half the battle. In MM situations people value their life more and will be more cautious. You have to practice positioning. Aim is inconsistent. Don't rely on it. Take superior angles.

https://youtu.be/U9mvXfnY8wU

>>187845060
Nifty

>>187893714
MGE / DMG before inactivity, MG1 / 2 now
>>187893989
Would you have a look at my demo and tell me what I'm doing wrong? I've spent the last 1000 hours improving myself just to get matched with people who play without sound and don't know what Jun gle is no mirage

>>187893989
I have also already watched that alongside most adreN's YT videos and other tutorial stuff. I know most wallbangs on the mpas I play and also know crucial smokes on them.

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Why are none of my games loading up anymore? I can play offline but I'm stuck on this menu when I try to play against people

https://clips twitch tv/ResoluteTriangularRamenFunRun
This pretty much confirms to me that valve has a major major fucking issue with hacking in prime right now.

>>187896823
Was there ever a time when CSGO DIDN'T have a problem with cheaters?

>>187892251
You didn't really provide enough data to get actual advice but the most probable explanation is that FFA DM server(s) you play are filled with actual silvers, people playing without sound blasting music instead etc. and it makes you feel like a god killing these docile cow people.

Then you enter a MM game where some people are trying to win, and you get run over because maybe you are shit at positioning or movement or maybe you just choke because you want to win bad and you just get frustrated and play like shit after losing a few rounds.

But you are doing something really fucking wrong or lying about "training aim everyday" if you can't just outaim your way to at least LE/LEM.

>>187896823
>some shitter sucking dick is what makes you believe in the cheating problem
nice
i guess he did something good for once
let me guess. you think rank g/s are legit too?

>>187897645
It feel like I play every match differently for some reason. I can aim, but I can't rely on anyone. In some games I just get stuck constantly playing clutches or keep getting killed in the back because someone isn't covering anything. Also sometimes my aim just doesn't work... Completely.

>>187897335
Actually I remember a time when i could already play the fucking game and I didn't have to worry about some retard child toggling mid game because hes losing. Yeah there has been hackers but I'd be able to fucking rank up to LEM AT LEAST on new accounts very very quickly. I have done this on 6 different accounts. Now in the last two weeks I have gotten hackers so many games I can't even fucking count. Just last game in LE on my team a guy dropped 50 kills just by using a fucking awp and peeking every angle the enemy was. On the other team they were doing the same shit not check shit on site or anything going directly to where ever we were sitting no matter the weird angle or position. This has happened multiple fucking games in one day.

>>187896823
>>187897335
I was SMFC when i stopped playing about a year ago and my rank decayed to MG2 or whatever it is, i've been solo queuing the past month, currently LE adding every game to the csgostats gg site and VAC bans start appearing in like every ~3rd game i've played on about a 2 week delay. And this is just the dumb fucks who are too retarded to find an undetected cheat which means there's a cheater in 2/3 of my games at least at a fucking MGE/DMG/LE level.

I've never seen the cheating situation being this bad before in my 17 years of playing the game.

>>187897906
I've talked to multiple people who have played the game for more then 4k hours and they are saying the same fucking shit. Shithead warowl was a shitty BUT he was able to in the past get to at least LEM without issues. Now its really really bad I don't give a flying fuck what your faggot GIT GUD excuse is. Its only going to get worse to the point you'll eventually except it.

>>187898104
???????????????????????
ive been aware of the issue and was mocking you for being a ignorant fuck
are you ok anon?

>>187898570
im gonna cum

With the current cheating problem... Is there even a reason to keep playing? Reason to improve? I don't think Valve gives a shit with their 30 people CSGO team. What a fucking joke

the past 15 games on my non prime account in the mge area. ive had no cheaters what so ever

>cheating youtuber has an anime avatar and sounds like a massive faggot "HELL YE BRAH"

what a surprise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5amIlN-L2rw

for those of you here who cheat, what is the fucking point? it's not like you are making any money from it. you are just ruining the game for yourself and everyone else on the server for what? "to get people mad?" the mental midgetry behind this is fascinating.

>>187898913
you answered your own question

>>187898737
just ask yourself one question. are you having fun? if the answer is yes keep playing otherwise delete the game. also remember that Valve tried to give a shit but obese sweaty neckbeards freaked out at them when they wanted to check if your computer is communicating with known cheat auth servers because MUH PRIVACY and there was a massive outcry by idiots who have no fucking clue about anything and Valve had to scale back on the intrusiveness and now their hands are tied thanks to that shit. the reason why cheating is so rampant is not Valve, it's clueless retards on reddit who think their OS is not actually a compromised swiss cheese of a clusterfuck in the first place.

>>187899859
>the reason why is not volvo
stay delusional

>>187899859
No it is Valve. They don't need to give a fuck about a few dumbasses crying about anticheat intrusiveness. If they don't want to play with that anticheat they can freely delete the game

>>187899859
the problem is that they didnt fucking tell people. If they were upfront about what they wanted to do in some way somehow instead of just being secret shits about it people would have been alright with it. They should have offered people to opt in to some agreement that allowed them to check shit without actually telling them what shit they are checking in that it pertains to the anti-cheat.

>>187900041
>few dumbasses

Is that really what happened? A CEO worth $4b had to go to reddit to do damage control because of a few dumbasses? Or is it because it was a huge PR nightmare fueled by a horde of clueless mongoloids?

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/1y70ej/valve_vac_and_trust/

>>187899958
The level of talent working at Valve makes 99.9% of cheat coders look like script kiddies. They could put nearly everyone of them out of business overnight if the consumers gave them ring0/ESEA level access to their systems but people won't even let them check their DNS cache so what the fuck can they do? I love how i am the delusional one here.

>>187900409
id trust valve over esea shitheads

>>187900409
Why should they give a shit? They need to stop giving a shit about some idiot who have no idea what they're doing. Also fuck gaben and his sorry lazy ass

>>187900409
???
what the literal fuck are you talking about?
they have access to your internet connection, your pc build, all of your mouse and kb inputs
they can see every minutia of detail for any program being run, or any file in steam folders
they own the servers being played on

nice fucking joke kid, most of the top cheat coders are definitely better than volvos rejects who have had countless issues with their game

>>187901007
i really hope this is a bait for your own sake man because if not oof ... good luck.

>>187900932
hello 12 year old.

>tfw you sometimes forget this board is full of retards and try to actually post. my bad.

>>187900409
>The level of talent working at Valve makes 99.9% of cheat coders look like script kiddies
Lmao and that's why they can't fix the cheating problem

>>187901228
I explained why they can't do that. But i understand that you underage retards nowadays don't know literally anything about how computers work. I have a 16 year old brother with 1500 hours of CS:GO who doesn't know what a filesystem is, i assume most of you fags are like this.

>>187901209
Boohoo valve is invading my privacy :'((((

If you want to play without cheaters that's the fucking thing you have to endure. Or whatever, just enjoy the decay of CSGO. The situation it at the worst state it's ever been.

>>187901496
what is reading comprehension?

>>187901007
>access to your pc build

what the fuck does that even mean you shithead? lmao

>>187901663
they can see all your hardware

>>187901735
you are embarrassing yourself

>>187901815
ok buddy

>>187901815
>>187901584
Look at mr. knowitall. He would sure fix the issue. Don't forget to suck GabeN's dick while you're at it. Fucking defending Valve.

>>187892251
you probably have no gamesense whatsoever then.

>>187904842
Gamesense is pointless at this rank. People here lack brains so there is nothing to outsmart. They're completely random

>prime is still beta
what did they mean?

>>187898913
Why do cheaters even think they are playing a game?

That guy walks around talking to himself and keeping a low FOV on his rifles, as if he's actually playing a game, but there's no point to taking 'aim battles' against people that you line up behind walls.

It's walk and tap simulator.

>>187905226
>i refuse to try because my opponent is stoopid
well there's your problem.

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>ywn see pimp's face light up with pure joy as you tell him you're pregnant with his first child

>know 0 smokes
>dont even know how economy works
>know like 4 flashes
>2 mollies
>blasting music
>voice_enable 0
ge so ez the competition boring me to sleep
night i hope monkeys lose

Let's go C9, bash this falevas out

>>187908614
12-6 to 13-11

how can SK cheat for so long and never get caught, hard to take the scene seriously when this shit happens

If you have an infinite number of monkeys with toggle buttons you'll eventually get SK

>>187910000
>0000

>>187910000
digits

also some of the most blatant hacking I've seen on lan for a while

fer was toggling so hard that game

>>187894942
>1000 hours
>MG

If you're not global after 300 hours, then it's time to admit you're never going to be good

>>187909836
because there are no anticheats at LANs
nobody wants the scene to get fucking obliterated

>>187900409
>>187901209
Don't bother with these tech illiterate retards. They're so delusional they actually believe half of their games have a cheater instead of people being better than them.

>Shit talk / Banter with enemy team because you're going apeshit in previous games
>The other team absolutely wrecks your shit and destroys your momentum
>Especially the other dude who goes apeshit harder than you
>Lands and nails nutty one taps and shit left and right
>You want to call hacks but you already know he isn't

Is there a worse feeling

4CHAN OMG!!!

sadokist with the epic 4chan reference

tab back in sadokist

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go c9! but why is it so early

how is NA so fucking bad

it's ridiculous

they've been in the scene since the beginning but never once had a top contending team
they can't blame lack of practice against good teams considering the brazilians came out of nowhere 2-3 years ago and through hard work and dedication have a top 2 team

WHO was that qt behind ska

The amount of rounds C9 lost due to their retarded mistakes is astounding. What like 5+ rounds? Jesus Christ.

>NA superteam
LMAOing all the way.

PIMP

IS

CUTE

!

>>187913345
he looks like a school shooter

AZR's haircut is lopsided

The monkeys should just be banned already. It's a fucking farce that they toggle so hard on camera.

Generally the camera guy works to switch the pov when they know someone is cheating hard, they'll catch the end of the kill and not how they 'spot them out', but in the case of the monkeys, they all toggle so hard the poor camera guy can't even keep up. They can't try, but can't focus on the vsing team all game, and the second they switch to a monkey angle they are aiming at heads through smoke.

Can RNG do it? Maps are decent, I feel like they can

But historically we've been trash against NaVi

>>187914575
As much as I love rng, Simple toggles too hard, no way Jose

>>187914575
who is """"we""""?

>>187914575
renegades you fucking autist

>>187914671
We is Renegades, shut up.

I just wanted someone to type fuck no like last thread so I could hype update score if it starts well

Azr is a god. peeking right after the molotov gets thrown into a 4k

Maybe Jayz should get some coaching from smithz? Since he is the god of throwing smokes

Why aren't you all playing PUBG?

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>>187915634
NO money, potato PC

comebak starts

is nifty igl?

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>tfw aussie but also like navi
i'm so conflicted ;-;

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>>187917761
Root for Na'Vi with me!

>>187918696
i-is that a order?

>>187918798
It is now.

>>187918898
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g-go navi!

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>>187919040
That's a good boy~
Now get on my lap so I can pet your head while we watch the game.

go erp in discord faggots

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>>187918696
>>187918798
>>187918898
>>187919040
>>187919128
dats gay yo