/ink/-Splatoon General

Sex with Callie!

Staying pure with Marie!

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This is a thread for squib posting. Post squibs

Sex with Marina !

Finger a Marie

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>>187716729
I want to lace our fingers together and kiss her tenderly while we make love.

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>445 hours
>Still plays Turf War
Blacklisted

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>>187716845
I'd rape & murder that squib in front of her mom fo' SHO.

>>187716845
Ima finger this squib

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>>187717030
>>187717036

NO!

>>187717001
>tfw still playing turf war because I still don't have the gear I want and I'm autistic

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Squids!

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>tfw first S-rank today

Feels good man.

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>>187717001
>Blocking people for playing the game

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>>187717030
>>187717036
>>187717270

>>187717287
>current level
>current rank
>current weapon
<expression that you are a shitter because of these things>

t. /ink/ 2017

>>187717372
>He doesn't know that blocking is the new meta.

>>187717001
Jesus Christ I have about 210 and felt bad that many anons I've played with on here have around 150 something
this makes me feel a little less ashamed

Blacklisting doesnt even work

>>187717531
it do baby, it do!

>>187717531
If it worked, it'd be called whitelisting

>>187717287
I have come to grips with the fact I'll never make it to S in any mode. It's hopeless bros.

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>>187717782
Ba dum tssh.

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Rate

>>187718125
you posted this before and someone said you looked like a queer

i agree

>>187718125
i cant believe you stole special woomys jacket

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>>187716845

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>>187716845

>>187718264
She doesn't have a monopoly on it

>Rainmaker
>One person on each team starts glitching out at the start
>I have a teammate that can actually kill me
>There's a guy from the opposite team that respawns in our base
WHAT. THE. FUCK.

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>>187716805

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>Still waiting for Mr. Grizz to give me my next job.

>>187718592
Mr Grizz's technology seems far better than Respawn pads at least for real battlefields.

What would /ink/ think if in Splatoon 3 team mates spawned in random locations and if you died you have to rezzed

>>187718736
>dies
>spends half of the game slowly sliding towards teammates

good stuff

>>187718929
Get good
Swim speed broken
QSJ is OP

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>>187718929
>Entire team dies.

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I'm trying to learn pixel art
have a woomy

>>187719118
Less like a Woomy and more like a demon.

>>187719193
So, a woomy

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>spy on people while inking their splat zone

Is my mind playing tricks on me, or are the load times longer than usual?

>>187719308
That was a very good maintenance. Everything is worse

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>>187719118

Good job

Thank you for the jacket. Hope Murch doesn't fuck me over.

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>>187719306
>That sly little smile while she says it.

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>skipped S- for the third time

>>187720325
how do you do it anon

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>>187717501
>tfw I just barely reached S+1/S+2/S+2
Feels bad man. ;_;

>>187720314
I wish Marina was always invisible.

>>187720609
for some reason I'm always playing when it's Tower Control and I'm S+1 for Splat Zones and TC but A+ for Rainmaker
I have the worst luck with teams when I play it and it's never up when I'm playing and if it is, I usually play Salmon Run
on the plus side my rank says ASS

>>187720732
We have to exile her back to the kettles and retrieve all the zapfish to turn off their lights for that. When do we start?

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>>187720882
Your Rainmaker is my Splat Zones. I went through like 8 meter breaks including deranking to A+ 2-3 times before I finally got to S+.

Worst losing streak I've ever been on. It wasn't that bad before the losing streak. ;_;

>>187718512
That sounds pretty cool.

>>187719118
work on the face next with a larger pixel map

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_____ is the best idol

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>>187721552

>>187721552
Honestly I like all of them but Marina is still the worst on a relative scale, she's just doesn't have an engaging personali9

>>187721629
Racist

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>>187721552
Callie > Pearl > Marie > Marina

>>187721883
if Pearl was black she would still be better desu I'd like her even more

>>187721552
Marie > Callie >>>>>>>> Off the Hook

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>>187721552
Marie > Pearl > Callie > Marina

why arent you watching the cutest quietest squid ink

Marie > Marina >>>>>>>>>>>>> Callie > Pearl

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>>187721552
Marie > Pearl > Marina >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Loser squid Callie

Who wins the stupid contest? Pearl or Callie?

>>187721552
>fuckability
Marina > Callie > Marie > Pearl
>personality
Callie > Marie = Pearl > Marina
>would eat pizza and play mario kart with at 3 AM
Pearl = Callie > Marie > Marina
>would sell on Arab slave market
>Marina

>>187719025
>it's a "everyone QJs to each other by accident instead of grouping up" episode

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>>187722540
I'd go Pearl

>>187722389
explain

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>>187722540
I used to think Callie was stupider because she put the shades back on, but then this happened.

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Post ideas for the Octoboys Hairstyles

>>187722674
She's so stupid, people are waifufag her just to be counter contrarian. Also, she wouldn't be able to do that if Ketchup won. Marina would have banned Mayo.

>>187722726
Bald

>>187722726
>octoboys

Aren't they all girls? Wasn't the Japanese name for "Octoling" supposed to be a pun on "Amazon"?

>>187722674

You can use mayo to make cake frosting though

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>Can't unsee wrinkles on woomy's face whenever she wears glasses.
God damn it, she looks like the Matriarch of an old biker gang.

>>187722842
Octarian genetic engineering, man.

>childlike bratty attitude is equal to stupidity
That's not how it works.

>>187723017
>"Wild Ones? No, we're the Mild Ones!"

>>187722674
>>187722921
Sandwich cakes are delicious

>>187722842
They can just be takozonesses (male)

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So what do we know about Pearl and Marina
>Pearl
Grew up rich, can't sing hence her rapping and has a big ego
>Marina
Grew up poor, has a lot of friends of otrher species and is a pevert

>>187722792
I like bratty stupid girls though.

>>187723442
>can't sing hence her rapping
Pretty sure that was never implied or said.

>has a lot of friends of other species
Actually, what we have got only mentions Pearl going out with friends, with Marina thinking she is Pearl's best friend even though she isn't.

>>187723442
Also on ego: has numerous birth defects, from malformed hairtacles, beak and fins to poor eyesight and impeded growth probably did the trick as well.

>>187723731
Well, I think it would make sense that they're best friends. They do work together often and they both joke and tease each other alot.

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>>187717030
>>187717036
this shit ain't funny, delet right now

>>187724349
Not at the beginning, Marina was an asshole at first and Pearl simply didn't care.
Recently however, I don't see much insulting anymore, and Pearl speaks more openly as well, I think they are becoming friends slowly.

>>187723731
the Sunken Scroll in which a young Pearl causes a shockwave at the folk singing contest suggests her singing isn't very good. Couple this with Marina saying Pearl is out of tune in some of their dialogue.

There is that but there's her comment about sponges suggesting she's has more friends of other species than Pearl

>>187724078
that seems more like headcanon rather than something implied or outright stated in game

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>>187723731
>Pretty sure that was never implied or said.
"A shock wave struck while one young lady was performing at the recent Youth Folk-Singing contest, doing damage to the venue. Fortunately no one was injured."

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>>187721552

>>187724556
Is that supposed to be Pearl? All I see is a screaming white rabbit thing

>>187724552
>>187724556
Not him, but I thought it was just loud, not bad.

>>187724552
>>187724556
What if her voice is just so powerful it causes shockwaves?
Maybe it will be a plot point on Splatoon 3.

>>187724674
"Screaming white rabbit thing" is a pretty accurate description of pearl.

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>>187724556
>bad singing causes shockwaves
Don't be retarded, anon.

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>>187724674
Squib Pearl.

Who is a woomy's favorite wrestler?

>>187724556
I wish we knew more about their backstories, when are they planning to tell us anything?
I hope we have an update or DLC on the worst case that reveals something.

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>>187724660
I both admire and am terrified by this

I want to be in a purely sexual relationship with Marie.

>>187724556
Are you referring to me commenting on the birth defects poster posting headcanon or do you think I'm denying the Sunken scroll about her poor singing ability

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>>187724897
Same event Squid Sisters won, but possibly not the same year.

>>187724928
John Seana?

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>>187724972
I want to be in a loving sexual relationship with Marie!

>>187725257
They were squibs at some point, even if they learned to hold their humanoid forms earlier than most.

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>>187725281

>>187725281
You Can't Sea Me

>>187724928
"The Heartbreak Squid" Shawn Tentacles

>>187724928
Ric Flair
>Woo!

>>187724556
>>187724674
>>187723731

Pearl actually sings in Ebb and Flow. Listen to 1:55

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNNlCVxBhTQ&feature=youtu.be&t=114

>>187725452
I can't identify who is who unless the styles are different.

>>187724928
Kurt Angler

>>187724928
The Rock Lobster

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Work soon

>>187724928
Sea M. Punk

>>187725876
>Everyone has short reach
>Sniper is stuck with tunnel vision
Steelheads are going to be fun.

>>187725876
Back when the game was released, I never thought this mode would be so addictive.

>>187726056
weapons

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What are those faces trying to convey?

>>187726454
That they are japanese

>>187726150
Luna, Aerospray, Splat Dualies, Splatterscope.

>>187724928
Doink the Clownfish

I heard that Woomy no longer hugs splatling on win

Anyone have gif of new win animation?

>>187724928
Val Venus

>>187726898
she leans on it like a crutch/stand, gimme a sec to find it

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Post screenshots of your fresh squids maybe to be drawn or something

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>>187727004
HERE'S A PICTURE

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>>187727004
It's time to slam now.

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>>187726898
I think as a result the mini splatling doesn't quite line up.

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>>187727004

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>>187727004
Make it SUPERFRESH!!

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>>187727004

>>187724928
Stone Cold Steve Orca

>>187727147
>no fun allowed

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Smurfing in S1
wew

I want to S2 so bad.

>>187726454
>wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>187727273
I'm surprised people still play the first one when they're so similar, outside of missing maps 2 feels like a straight upgrade

>>187727373
We don't have switch yet

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>golden areospray user seems to 2-shot kill me at half the range of a jet squelcher/max range of the aerospray multiple times a round

I know it's just turf wars but I'm salty as fuck. Unless there's a way to shorten your weapon spread with the aerospray? It takes me longer to kill people with that weapon when I'm face-to-face with another player, how was he killing me and everyone around him so much by being so far away with the games worst weapon spread?

>>187727273
>smurfing
>level 50
But why

>>187727004
i already had mine drawn recently but thanks and have fun with your next piece

How lewd is too lewd for squidverse? Obviously genitalia isn't going to fly, but what about midriffs or something?

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>>187727004

>>187727441
Before I stopped playing I was going from C- back to S+ out of boredom over and over

>>187724552
She frequently squints, yet she doesn't feel like the nerdy kind that'd wreck her eyes behind books and screens, and her eyes have a kinda misty texture to them too. Plus you can't deny that her beak is crooked and ears are missing.

>>187727474
no nipples or junk, probably avoid slutty bikinis, butt poses and camel too.

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>>187727004
time to freshen up

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>>187727004
r8 and h8

>>187727591
Okay, I think what I'm drawing is a tier slightly below slutty bikinis and the like.

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>>187727004

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>>187727004
Gonna get that promotion any day now

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>>187727004
Don't need a drawing or anything, I just like having an excuse to post screenshots.

>>187725876
I"m calling out and there's nothing you can do about it

>>187727004
>want to post woomy
>still haven't found fresh outfit

>>187727474
good luck getting it to show up in the first place

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>nindies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSVQKAb9Yzw

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>>187727772
I want to chat with business woomy by the water cooler!

>>187727937
I made a fresh one and posted it even though the stats are terrible and i never wear it. it's just nice to have something to post/a plan to eventually grow into

>>187724928

Fin Balor

>>187727772
I want to impregnate Business Woomy and force her to quit her job to look after the kid by herself!

>Squelchers that jump back to spawn to fire their fucking rockets
You are worse than useless.

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>wake up
>takoroka windcrusher with ink resistance is on splatnet
Dreams do come true

>>187727373
First, number of Switches has just surpassed the number of Splat1 copies. Second, Splat1's meta is a lot more exciting- everything is fucking overpowered, but because everything is like that, it's pretty decently balanced, outside QRSJ shit.
>>187727425
Its spread is much less than it seems. It has a guranteed 50% chance to hit because every shooter hits half the shots dead-on regardless, plus some of the RNG shots may end up deviating little and hitting where your reticle is, plus aiming lower increases accuracy further. All in all, it hits at very least two thirds of its shots at max range, get closer and it further increases. At 1 line you can hit vast majority of your shots.

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>ywn get high with Callie and Marie while writing new material

>>187728243
get off the crack pipe Marie

Where to buy haunted Marie Calamary doll who rejects my sexual advances and calls me a creep?

>>187728316

That's an opium pipe.

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>>187728243
>3.28MB

>>187728205
>wake up
>grab a brush and put a little make up

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>>187728161
>enemy squelcher jumps back to spawn to use missles
>we killed the rest of his team in the meantime
>accomplishes nothing and now has to fight his way back to the zone with the rest of his team

>>187728614
You forgot the part where he posted on /ink/ afterwards about how he would win more if not for his team, Squelcher is a support weapon after all.

>>187721552
Callie > Pearl > Marie >> Marina

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>when you're busy scrubbing gear for a passable set but you're already level 30 and still no luck

how are people good with the inkjet?
it wobbles around way too much

>>187728025
>business woomy gets drunk after a hard day's work
>starts ranting about maids
>loudly

>>187727273
>that level 13 that almost manages to break even anyway
joseph must be a literal potato

>>187729137
probably also a smurf using new account to be fair

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13823492

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>>187729121

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>>187727004
Finally found something that looks okay.

>>187728614
>>187728161
>back to spawn
You're joking, right? Please tell me you're joking, I swim back about the range of my squelcher, aim and fire off asap to make sure that no one tries to get in an easy kill and so I'm still within distance to out range them if they try

>>187729121
>Business Woomy's Salmon Maid

>>187729761
I haven't watched pokemon since gen 3

>bought Shirt and tie a long time ago on SplatNet with ninja squid
>rolled 3 ink savers on it without drink
>no other clothing piece to go with it
Guess I'll have some more grinding to do

>>187730079
I've seen people in S go back to shoot their rockets at spawn. I wish this game was harder to rank up in. You get too many potatoes in ranked and even salmon run.

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>>187730153
Couldn't be any worse than the source material.

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why am i permanently shiny?

>>187730153
oh no
chum maids might be my fetish now

>>187730079
It's the easiest place to get everyone without getting got yourself.
It's like doing that to use recon to find exactly where the launch the inkstrike.

>>187730079
It's easiest to get a 4-target shot if you jump to spawn
That said, I only do that in turf war and stay on the front lines in ranked

>>187728243
Marie no smome is bad for your lungs

What's the best weapon for shirt grinding?

>>187730079
Some people actually do it.It's extremely stupid and pretty much never works unless your team was already good enough to beat the enemy anyway.

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I'm seeing a much more even split of my friends for Flight vs Invisibility. Perhaps even popularity will be tight not just wins

>>187730690
They even have their own frying pans.

>>187730952
clash blaster

>>187730952
Gootuber

>>187730580
>only S+17

>>187730690
And now all I can think of is all those Argonian Maid comics.

INKJET LASTS WAY TOO FUCKING LONG

>>187731470
*flies up on crate and shoots your woomy from a mile way*
Heh, nothin personell, squid....
*flies back to the rest of his team*

>>187727164
what splatfest team are you on, Combo?

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>S+
>splatling on our team
>3 kills
why am i getting these people and not the enemies

>>187727951
the only decent game in there is floor kids
everything else falls under the le retro artstyle xD and super low poly trash

Morphies law will die within a month.

is no more heroes really an indie game though?

>>187731928
It's a no more heroes spinoff where he gets sucked into the world of indie games.

>>187731616
>>187731470
>hear someone firing from inkjet near by
>splat them in mid air as they realise they're not invincible

You're too easy to hit, too slow to move out the way and too predictable to ever get killed by. Swimming underneath you, avoiding your jet-stream, makes you all lose your shit.

>>187731928
NMH3 was even announced at the original Switch reveal trailer and everyone seems to have forgotten about it.

>>187729761
Callie!

>>187732043
>Marvellous is listed in the Trailer
>Senran Kagura

This can only go well

>>187732076
*fires straight down*

>>187732134
>use splatling
>jet squelcher always on the other team
>dont use splatling
>neither team has a jet squelcher

I WONDER WHY THIS IS.
I could do so much without them in the way

>>187732134
which colour is your because it looks like he hard carried in one and was just another part of the team in the other

>>187730580
not enough consecutive defeats to nullify it, i guess?

>>187732274
Just get good, Squelch has a horrid TTK and barely any range advantage over lings

>>187732274
Does the jet squelcher out range splatlings or is there another reason I read a lot of posts about splatling users hating jet squelchers?

>>187732076
>splats you with my exhaust
:3c

>>187732642
theyre the only weapon other than chargers that currently outrange splatlings

and people use them way more than chargers

>>187732628
if i engage a squelcher from long range, i'll lose if they decide to back up

>>187732775
>swims around jet stream
I wish we had more people in these threads that can read and understand English.

>>187732256
Inkjet isn't rapidfire, it takes about a second between each shot. You don't even need perfect timing to evade, it's sad to see people use this special as a panic button

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>>187732628
i love engaging splatlings with jet
just wait for them to finish firing their round, then hit em while they're winding up but SOMETIMES they're smart enough to take cover while doing that

>>187733067
position doesn't imply carry, just measure of win ratio/power level

>>187733005
i can go into squid form with inkjet to quickly chase if i need to, given i have the coverage and time, then pop back up

Terrible artist coming through. I will draw the first inkling that gets replied to this. There is hidden condition that will need to be met for me to draw.

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>>187727951
>new youtube layout

What is the single most unfresh piece of gear right now in the game, not counting stuff that was only datamined?

>>187733417
old power armor

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>>187733394

get ready for salmon

>>187733417
Squid/firefin/king facemasks

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>>187733394

>>187733394
>>187727509

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>>187733394

>>187733417
>>187733470
yeah, gonna have to go with old power armor
can't decide if the chestpiece or the shoes alone with an otherwise normal set looks worse
the helmet is slightly more acceptable to me, but just barely

>>187733685
Congrats.

>>187733417
Everything Toni Kensa

>>187733417
Either old power armor, face masks or the samurai helmet

>>187733884
i can't believe mine >>187733506 didn't win
but that anon does have a very cute woomy

>>187733932
Aren't they mostly in striking blacks and whites?

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Hosting
SW-0025-2422-1448

>Tower Control
>Manta Maria
That's cool, I wanted to go Salmon Running anyway...

>>187733932
too effay for you

>>187733884
what was the hidden condition?

>>187734162
Probably that the woomy hadn't been drawn before

its time

>>187734162
>>187734204
Yup.

>>187734036
2/4

>>187734336
Gotta pee, then I'll be in.

>>187734336
3/4 !

>>187734471
full

>get 2 dcs before the round starts
>still makes me lose 20 points when I lose

>>187719782
Voyeurism and masturbation confirmed her fetishes.

She really is best girl.

>>187734613
Damn, I'm always too slow when adding people

>missed
fug

holy shit it feels so good to finally be rid of the nozzlenoses and the spitball brush in Salmon Run

>>187723442
>the octonig grew up poor and "jokes" about robbing a bank
P O T T E R Y

>>187733067
>two other /ink/ players in one of those lobbies
● ●

>>187734697

>no invisible Marina porn yet

Anyone else hosting SR?

>>187735014
>muh special paranthesis didnt show up
dang
(● )(● )

wow I was doing like garbage sorry

>>187725876
Ready to crack open a cold one with the boys. Is there anything more /comfy/ than playing Salmon Run? The answer is yes because SR is stressful as fuck, but I feel like a hero whenever I save someone or ink them back to life. I got you, bro. It's okay, bro.
Big bro will take care of you, bro.

>>187735095
nobody x and fantasy

>freelance
>immediate glowfy wave
>aeroshitter runs off to the otherside of the hut spamming this way

If you do this you don't deserve to be profreshional, derank and save us all your stupidity. Use the area near the egg basket so you don't have to run back and forth through salmonids to deposit eggs and so you have an easy escape route through the window without having to climb up a wall.

We did our best with 9 seconds left and he still refused to come over to us and after the 5th-6th time I revived him with the charger I just stopped.

>>187735209
Stop staring at my butt and licking your lips bro.

>>187735015
it's there, you just can't see it
bah dum tss

>>187735276
Maybe they can identify the lunashitter so we can finally blacklist him.

>>187735338
>mating press
Excellent taste.

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>3 high tide waves in a row
>manage to make quota each time, barely
>Juggle revives and clear

>>187735414

You know what I mean though, transparent looking so the viewer can see her jacking off an inkling boy

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>>187735370
bro

>>187735516
i don't think that's our lunar
i've seen him use chargers, but he's more of a blaster boi
or was, anyway

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>>187727772
Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

>>187735494
With my spaghetti too even, how thoughtful.

>>187735568
We can't be bros anymore bro.

Nice one

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>>187735548

>>187735834
Because he plays like an obnoxious 12 year old and constantly posts his shitty webms in the thread? He also might as well be an avatarfag for how much he posts and how easily recognizable he is, besides.

>>187721174
I can't fucking stand how unlucky I am with this game, knowing there are people who are able to rank up so easily
it takes me a thousand years to rank up, all because I end up winning a bunch of games and then go on a losing streak forever due to getting the worst teams ever
one time I ranked up with the most stressful 3 games of my entire time playing this series because of how hard I was carrying my teammates and ultimately I didn't even feel like it was worth it and couldn't be happy about it, I just stopped playing for the night kek
then suddenly I ranked up twice up to S+ in Splat Zones out of the blue in one night when it took a thousand years to get out of A+

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Any SR rooms got a free slot open? If not feel free to add me and I'll start one.

>>187735370
Stop sticking it out at me like a slut then, bro

Sorry, I Invisibility has so many more uses.

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>throwing a bomb through a window to revive a teammate

The government is going to come and take your woomy away.

oh so you can't camp a wall during grillers

>>187736330

THEY'LL NEVER TAKE HER FROM ME

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Is this outfit too generic? It looks really nice and it was my original planned outfit I want to be a Digimon protagonist , but I feel like I've seen it before.

>>187736056
Sent

>>187736151
>>>/reddit/

>>187736368
You didn't get any (You)s with this last time, I'm not sure why you're trying it again. But here's one out of pity since you really seem to want one.

>>187736478
Have you tried going higher? Some of the walls in the building are very tall, taller than grillers.

>>187736027
aside from rm, getting to s was frustrating as hell for me too
and my friends breezed through the ranks so easily that i felt like i wasn't as good at this game as i thought (was s+ in splat1 and easily outplayed one of said friends)
s went a little more easily, but maybe it felt that way because it was only one rank as opposed to several
i finally grinded it out to s+ in all 3 modes, and i'm not touching solo again to save my sanity. i don't give a shit about the number next to my vanity rank
now it's all worry-free times in league

>>187736529
I dig it!

2/4 room up come on boys get to work

>>187736670
>>187736794
If you support that kind of behavior, and if you're dumb enough to keep spouting "autism" like a retard, then congratulations, you belong in the discord. Go post there instead.

>>187736834
Just want to start?

>>187736772
its' the smallfry they glitch up the wall

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>>187736937
hey, discord is a comfy place

>>187737026
Sure, we still got two slots open, add if you wanna join up

>>187734830
>nozzlenose
>bad

you are bad at this game

>>187737143
y-you too
I just don't like them in salmon run

>>187736010
>posts gameplay of splatoon 2 in splatoon 2 thread
>he gets blacklisted

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>>187727004
Hope I'm fresh enough.

>>187737301
a large helmet would really tie this outfit together

>>187737371
>wanting another special woomy

>>187737301
>>187737371
that jacket's been ruined hasn't it

>>187734830
i thought the nozzlenoses were actually pretty good in sr
salmonids move pretty predictably, which makes them piss easy to aim at
i find brush really fun to use in it too, since you can jump into a group of baddies and slap em to death pretty quickly

>>187737427
It reminds me of my grandpa's windbreaker, and I'm not letting special needs woomyposting ruin that for me

>>187737098

I'd like to be comfy.

Any salmon run rooms need another for profreshional? I'm tired of losing on these first wave glowfly rounds and my random team mates running all over the place and ignoring my "This way!" to the bottleneck behind the egg basket

>>187737301
i unironically like that jacket and shoe combo
the tinted shades work really with them too

LOSSLESS let's go!

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>>187736529
Team uniforms are supposed to match, it would be weird if it didn't

>>187737593
We got two slots open

>>187737597
are the red hi-tops ever coming back? ;_;

>Bike helmet with Ink Resist appeared a couple of days ago
>Windcrusher with Ink Resist appeared right now

I hate to say this, but special woomy will become 100% unfresh if the Krazy Arrows get Ink Resist on Splatnet. That woomy's time is limited now.

>>187737597
I miss those fucking shoes ;_;

>>187737578
are you asking for an invite, or generally lamenting?

>>187737635
Oh hey, already got you added

>>187736983
I deny it, you tell me to post proof, I tell you I have no duty to do so and have no intention to waste time on it, you take it as a concession and act smug about it. I know how this strain of shitpost plays out, and I'm not giving you the satisfaction of seeing it through to its completion. Dumb Aiposter.

The rest of the replies are so unbelievably retarded that I'm not even going to give them (You)s. Did you learn how to argue exclusively from /v/? What a shit show. Here's a tip: empty buzzwords just make you look stupid. You might as well call my mother fat for all the impact it has. Wanna call me gay while you're at it? Just embarrassing.

>>187737423
>implying mintyfwesh was the first retard in this dumb jacket

>>187737917
in the ten minutes you took to write this you could've just posted your rank and squashed his gay argument but instead you decided to be a faggot and prove him right.

>>187737994
Like fucking clockwork.

>>187724928
Finsuke Nakamura

>>187737847

both

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>>187738158
https://discord.gg/b5nap3v
even if you find that discord is not for you, i hope you find comfiness somewhere

>>187733417
18K Aviators. They're everywhere, and they look dumb. Don't fit the game's aesthetic at all, IMO.

Tinted Shades are much better.

>>187737594
Thanks, same. They are colorful and a little goofy but so is this whole game.

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>>187737917

>>187738331
>ThatsSo
miss me with that, give me the other one

What cancer even brought this blacklist shit into these threads

It wasn't like this in Splat 1. We just ignored you and didn't invite you to squads

Cloudy knows this well. He was hated by everyone

>>187738517
i was blacklisted cuz the owner hates me, and when i tried to join it (not knowing who owned it), the bot autobanned me :'^)

>>187737917
Can you start using a tripcode so I can filter your posts out?

One more for me guys, super good run.

>>187738569
It's literally just one anon shitposting about his """blacklist"""
In reality he's blocking anyone over level 40 in turf war because he's actually bad at the game

why are you guys such little bitch baby fags?

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I am not crazy right? They actually changed Marinas dialogue during the stage rotations to be less of a cunt? This makes me so happy now if this is true.

That one line about Marina using her brella to protect Pearl was cute. I am gld she isnt so needlessly hostile. Maybe there is hope for NoA after all.

>>187738715
he's right tho, there's no defending webms of the same lunafag making shitty plays