/srg/ - speedrunning general

1st for Clint Stevens

our boi TOAST is learning f-zero gx!!!

https://youtu.be/_AwzTI0BgEA

>>187704131
What do you mean by /our/?

>>187709527
why didn't you sage?

serg dies tongith

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>>187709989

Birds can laugh.

Bonobos can howl.

Toastrider can 1:39.

Sometimes runners do wrong movement for no reason.

Monkeyposting is hilarious and is directly related to speedrunning.

>>187710627
And that's my list of the most incorrect statements posted in this general. I'll be posting this a lot in the future.

>>187711891
Literally every single point is factually correct.

>>187711891
>being so disconnected from reality you think any those statements are false.

Did trihex beat 4chan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um6hocMQATI

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>>187712948

>watch Dark Souls 3 speedrun
>10 seconds of quitting to the menu and reloading the save file to skip a one second door opening animation because they don't count time on the main menu

I fucking hate speedruns

OFFICIAL LIST OF SPEEDRUNNING TRANNY NUTTERS
Cronikeys
soe
Krystal
Narci
dancingscarecow
yadra121
EnchantressofNumbers
Nickynoel
CrystalBeauty
EeveeSpirit
Kartseven
AzuraSarah
JackieDaggers
Emily Brooks
Withelde
Protomagicalgirl
tegangibby
Sagev3
Mewyabby
MissFantastic
superaliceinwonderland
transFaerie
runnee22
orcastraw
MilesSMB
Hazel_
Cyberdemon
Littlenino
emeraldaly
abootoo
ThatMG2
TheMageling
Wuest
Catlynat
Xaltis
Soulcloset
ferianjay
PrincessSynahel
Amber
Mofat
mxkai3
soothingplumtea
Torco
spicedmaple


CURED
Missy
Rachel
wqqqqqrt

Add to this, if someone is missing!

>>187713406
This is why Nintendo games will always be the best speedgames.

>>187713406
>>187713705
man it keeps getting worse
an encounter not going the way you want?
lel just quit to the menu and reload to reset aggro :^) all those minutes on the menu totally don't count and don't make for a shit speedrun to watch

I just came in here to tell you that speedrunning is the most retardedly pointless thing you could do, even for a gamer and that you should all just kill yourselves.

>>187718539
why didn't you sage?

>>187718539
You're right. Instead we should mindlessly grind demons for 8000 hours in Diablo 2 or grind Guitar Hero FC's 10 hours a day, or autistically spam pubs in CS:GO for our entire lives for meaningless rank ups.

>>187720996
who is we?

>>187720996
don't forget 10k hours in dota while learning all the characters takes 1/100 of that

at least the most degenerate speedrun grindmonkeys get paid from twitch, moba faggots sperg at teammates completely for free and it's not even fun

midx52

midx52

>>187722419
>>187724792
why did you delete?

who is stupid enough to pay 100 bucks to attend a speedrunning marathon.

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> be retarded (literally in wheelchair)
> try to sound like toast 24/7
> do nothing else with your life
> hope toast likes you

>>187730480
who are you quoting?

>>187713630
Plum is trans now? De heck

>>187732162
thanks for the late response!

>>187730480
Steveobroil is one of those people in the SM64 community who don't actually run the game but follow around the "cool" top runners like lap dogs, parrot them, and worship the ground that they stand on. It's so pathetic.

>>187732881
I barely pay attention to SM64 and I already had this impression. Imagine being this pathetic and not being your own person with your own achievments. Being cripple just makes it even more sad.

>>187733694
Being a cripple has nothing to do with it, you cunt. He'd be just as pathetic if he could walk.

>>187734237
It makes him that much more of a pathetic specimen.

>>187723498
who hurt you

>>187735378
>normie faggot stream monster suddenly triggered when he realises every game related thing people grind is pointless
hahaha

>>187735378
thanks for the late response!

>>187735606
if i can be high diamond or 8k mmr in dota with under 600 hours played between them (3 hours a week total) then im sure someone with severe emotion imbalances and possibly crippling autism like yourself can make it in your speedgame.

>>187730480
not too hard? if only 2 people are good at the game. and each has played more then 5,000 hours. how is that not hard?

http://archive.is/QqdfN
mmmm what the HECK, why is some random man named ian impersonating croni??

>>187737083
screecher

>>187737064
Any skill that only takes 5000 hours to become the best at is a joke.

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How does this make you feel?

>>187740047
It means more memes. Also hopefully they won't have such a stick up their ass when it comes to fun since this is a impromptu thing

>>187743714
I wish I was crippled and could speedrun 18 hours a day.

>>187740047
atleast they are not forcing people to pay 100 bucks to join their shitty marathons

>Squid obsessed freaks
>Toastrider obsessed freaks
>Flippy_O and lyfey obsessed freaks
this has to stop.

whats the srg discrod

>>187755348
It's a place for speedrunners and fans to chat and interact with the loveable Cockbot

>>187755810
>loveable
so before ice?

>>187755943
IceFlinger is the heart and soul of /srg/ namefagging

>>187740047
How big will Coolmatty's cut of the paycheck be?

>>187756292
Let's just say the money will be "flooding" in haha

>>187756292
100%

Twitch is down rn, what are you guys without twitch?

nothing.

>>187757864
underrated post

daily reminder it costs 100 bucks to attend esa

>>187766973
go complain to them instead of bitching here already

memes
https://pastebin.com/357JbLZW

>>187767508
where's that eek the cat speedrun duggie??????

I submitted my Mario 64 Let's Play to HRDQ

Hope it gets in

>>187766973
Why would anyone ever attend that second rate faggot gathering?

>>187770580
if you're not talented enough for a gdq but still want the attention that a marathon can get you

>>187768498
Me too

>>187778652
why didn't you sage?

TOASTRIDER IS A GOD GAMER GONNA OWN EVERYONE AT FZEROGX

>>187743714
why did you delete?

>>187768103
when i saw this tweet my first thought was to screencap it for you guys

>>187779350
thanks for the late response!

>>187765472
>>187779350
what do you mean by "you guys"?

>>187779807
thanks for the late response!

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