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>Latest TF2 blogpost about stupid jokes
http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=31954

>list of good comm. servers
http://www.teamfortress.tv/servers

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil AHUE): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>List of active, or at least semi-active players of /tf2g/
https://pastebin.com/GyT3Csue
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Lmao

Comp TF2
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http://tf2r.com/kuagpqp.html
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rate my pyro
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reposting for new thread cuz the guy might not see it
>>187634706
nope you'll have to just consider what i said as to be false or true

notice how he didnt deny being black >>187634554 so i'm not making false claims completely, he is trans
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Yo, morwanneg. So I wasn't feeling the S. Aspects over at bp.tf. If what you said is true about the Strangification and craft, how about hooking ya boy Viva up with a trade for it? I'll buy it off ya
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>>187635115
>based viva is into trannies

bro waht the hell
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The fuck? No, I'm not
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Fine. Guess I'll craft it on my own

Someday
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No. I'm already raffling it, and it would be incredibly rude to just up and trade it. If whoever wins wants to sell it to you, that's fine, but I'm not going to give it to you because I already made a commitment to raffling it.
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>>187635194
bruh you begging a tranny to be "ya boy"

you sad asf?
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Why are you still here you don't even play the game all you do is shitpost are you only here because you have your expensive-ass items and a need to bait i mean i know im giving you attention rn but god fucking damn get a hobby that's not shitposting go to college so you can get a good job so you can actually pay your bills because I'd imagine being a bagboy doesn't pay off the NYC rent very well holy fucking shit i bet you don't even have a girlfriend or leave the house ever except to work at your min-wage job and you're probably a huge fucking weeaboo too also pyro is a fucking godawful class and the detonator is a piece of shit for those who hate soldier because hes """"""OP""""" but still want to rocket jump
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Maybe one of the literal who's in the raff will be willing to sell it to you
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>>187635572
you're so mad lmao

leave my boy alone
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Man, this kid is pissed
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you shouldn't take viva or any poster for that matter this seriously
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How sad must it be to get pissed over BasedViva in 2017?
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>>187629630
Are you finally gonna crawl out of your hole or did you just wait for an opportunity fling shit at me again? What the fuck is your problem, kid?
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>>187637018
nah, am i supposed to know who you are?

retards that obsess over arena shooters are usually shit at them
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>>187637130
>barks at me like a little pussy for no apparent reason
>I-I DONT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE YOU HAHA
neck yourself
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>>187589749
what am i doing with my life
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>>187637619
stealing accounts and selling them to hackers and scammers
at least it pays well
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NEETs gotta make money somehow
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>>187637564
how did i bark at you retard

i replied to a shitty post, you are being targetted for making bad posts, not for being you
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>>187637691
I haven't sell anything in months. This shiny shit was bought by my wage.
I bought 1050ti by selling 2003 accs, though.
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>>187637774
I don't even post here anymore, you dumb fuck
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>>187637882
lmao i have no idea who you are why do you think i am targetting you

>i dont post here
>posts here

nice
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>>187637882
>>187637916
https://youtu.be/iTFdNhN_bFc
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>>187637916
>pretending to be a retard
nvm, you're not worth my time
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>>187638264
oh do you think me referencing a widely known videogame character named "duke nukem" means i'm talking to some random literal who who named himself after the character?

take your meds you fucking freak
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Dang!
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/tf2g/ sure is shit today. I think I'd honestly rather be in the >>>/trash/ thread right now.
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Today? It's been shit for a long time

It's just that new tf2g makes it worse
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What do you do when you see a weeb in game?
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>>187639426
A potential ERP partner.
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>>187639426
FRAG
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What happened to mat_picmip settings? How can I re-enable the highest detail level..? I really hate Valve btw.
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>not a fempyro OP
quickly delet this thread right now
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>>187639906
but that pic was from a guy some months back that complained about tf2's limited shader settings and applied an external program to it to make it look like the bottom pic, basically post-processing
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>Still no update
>No excuses at this point
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Lmao

The state of Valve
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>>187640770
Yeah did you read the post? Are you new to 4chan?
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kill me

>inb4 "lol entering 5 cent raffles what a NEET"

i'm not a NEET BAKA i just like tf2g crafts and i like to be able to make tf2g crafts
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>>187642509
do you have a dotsy craft, those are rare
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>>187639906
i really hope nobody thinks that """shader""" looks better than the original
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>>187642620
i have ham, kringle collection, five month shadow and after dark crafted by mor

siberian sophisticate crafted by wanderer

and a bullet buzz crafted by md

i also have a dalokohs bar gifted by vibri if that counts

sadly no dotsy crafts, hopefully i get more /tf2g/ crafts in the future

i wonder if any tf2g craft collectors have a biba craft because he hates the idea of raffles and tf2g crafts
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>It's a half the enemy team goes spy to try and take out your randomly placed but somehow impossible to remove sentry episode
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>>187642620
I think I used to have a Thotsy craft, but I probably recrafted it.
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>>187643424
>It's a rescue ranger engie hides an unreachable corner and incessantly heals the sentry, all while being guarded by basically the whole enemy team, making it impossible to take down without near-perfect coordination and class optimization with your team of jose.gonzales.2007 spies episode
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>>187643941
prove it and i'll give you a hat, there's no way you had one
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>>187644089
Stickies.

>>187644128
>Used to
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>Wanting hats crafted by a pedophile

Disgusting
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>>187644185
>had
i know you said used to
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i still have my videogames craft
shame it's the worst hat in the game
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holy fuck I have a lot of videogames crafts
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I remember hearing tripfags here were way worse back in 2013, could someone tell me about that?
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i only joined in 2014 but there were a lot more tripfags then and i wouldn't say they were worse
the thread was a lot of fun with them and it's not like we are very productive now either
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also drama but that's to be expected with that many tripfags
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hi tf2g
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hio
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Hi d
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don't come back
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Is there anything worse in a casual game than a "clan" of shit players.
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I miss the tripfags
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>>187649490
People who belittle you for wanting to win because the name of the mode is "Casual" and thus means it's friendly day care.
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our resident tripfag is already bad enough
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>>187649786
>resident tripfag
>singular
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kinda rude
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wtf I want a trip now
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Buying craft hats for 1.22 ref each TRADE ME!
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have you ever raped a entire server before? i did
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>>187650897
That's child molestation sir, i have warned the authorities and they are already on their way to your house
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>>187650897
>isn't in the enemy intel

This is consensual sadist sex at best
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>>187650897
How did the game go on long enough to get that many kills
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post a loadout . I like it I draw it
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>>187651258
It's CTF with no time limit. Engineer shuts the whole game mode down.
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>>187650897
>camping intel as engineer
>rape

it's more like the enemies raping you by pulling down your pants and forcibly riding your dick but you liking it because you're a ducking degenerate
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>>187651338
Oh boy time to shill this beauty again
Unless you've already drawn it, in which case thanks again for it
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>>187651517
that loadout has been posted to death
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>>187651627
Because after this amazing piece i decided i had to get it drawn by everyone who could pick up paint and a mouse
You love it and you know it
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>>187651338
Pick one (1)
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>>187651338
:)
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I'll just dump the rest because i love everyone who drew them, and because the thread is slow
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post yfw its not wolfy
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>>187651338
pick me
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>tfw no TF2 gf (female) {with vagina} [natal]
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>>187652264
How many kills is it at nowadays? I got myself a strange one after seeing tagg and you use it to good effect, and i'm already near 200
I really should get an airborne kills or scouts killed part on it, it's so much fun to delete those fuckers
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>>187589749
I got here late what'd I miss
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>>187651338
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>>187652585
Shitposting mostly
also nice froot ster wannabe
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>>187651338
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>>187652782
Right, forgot that star_ had that unusual and effect. Honestly, just looked good at the time when I got it.
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Are there any achievements you wish you could get? I have never gotten the soviet block one, where you have to be a heavy on defense and bodyblock a heavy on attack while both of you are ubered
Like, when the fuck would that ever happen?
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>>187652962
>those vacant eyes
cursed image
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>>187652396
>tfw no qt asian medic gf (female) {good at the game} with a confirming voice to protect and take ubers from
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And i'm done with spamming this hotness, rejoice
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>>187653304
help
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>>187653730
DON'T CLICK I opened this image and immediately got FRAGGED
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>>187652560
it's at about 1100 now after another day in turbine.
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>>187652396
>>187653343
Fuck
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>>187652264
>>187654002
Every fibre of your being disgusts me.
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These are the ideal TF2 cosmetics. You may not like it, but this is what peak style looks like.
What's a good hat to replace my helm for Scout?
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>>187654629
ok
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what hat would fit best with the airborne attire and the breakneck baggies?
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>>187655528
Is a noose a hat?
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>>187655652
is this close enough?
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>>187651517
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>>187654968
Those are all bretty gud, a little overuse of dead of night tho

Get ye olde baker boy aka the best scout hat
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>>187651338
drrdraw me a
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>>187655528
Rotation sensation could be decent
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>>187656980
Amazing, thanks babe
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what to h*ck
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>>187651338
>>
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>>187658462
Just stop.
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>>187658462
great name
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>>187658462
delet this
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>>187651338
New medic loadout
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>>187658462
4chan did not name this
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>>187658462
no scop
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>>187658462
the turbine tween terrorizer
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>>187658462
constipation
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>>187658903
wait do this one, not the one i said, i like this one better
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>>187658903
>>187659106
Don't play turbine though
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>>187658462
sv
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>>187658462
Kurt Cobain's Last Lighter
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>>187660314
and there everything died
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>>187660175
I don't get this one, how stupid am I?
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>>187659240
the teufort tween terrorizer
The harvest homo horrifier
The Borneo blackman barbeque
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>>187658462
bullet gun
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>tfw you reflect a soldier's rocket into another soldier and the other soldier's rocket into the first soldier killing them both
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>>187664873
>tfw you stagger your rockets in a weird manner and it throws off the 3k hour, furry pyro main so much, it looks like they just picked up the game
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>when you see a soldier as you're going around a corner, get spooked, airblast out of panic and surprise and manage to kill him
t-totally intentional, i definitely don't suck at airblasting
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>when you play pyro
*fucks dog*
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>tfw juan.pablo.pilar.esteban.rodriguez.2009 just got the game and doesn't know how to navigate and he moves so fucking erratically that you have trouble hitting him so you miss way more than you would against a good player and he ends up dominating you
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>juggling soldier with airblasts
>he shoots a rocket straight at me
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>when you airblasted, hear the rocket deflect noise, but it doesn't actually deflect due to lag compensation
God I hate that shit so much. Similar to when I think I've headshot an enemy sniper because it shows the tracer beam going right through their head, but I actually got headshot a millisecond before.
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>Enemy pyro is clearly le epic airblast master
>Trying to fake him out by not firing my rocket launcher so I can get in his face with the shotgun
>Two soldiers on my team start blasting rockets at him
>Now all three of us + the medic die
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>>187665926
>tfw juanito.carlos.gonzalez.2005 walks straight at you with no self-preservation and you miss every shot because you are so used to predicting movements
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>tfw xXxestaban.carlos.rodriquez.hispana.degatos.conrios.espada.legama.descartes.heuvos.rancheros.alacarte.denuvo.chiquita.bonita.mullato.gringo.denile.roxane.pablo.escabar.the.third.2012xXx has such shitty internet he is impossible to hit because he just teleports around like some kind of low budget anime ninja
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>>187666226
>Pyro spots Soldier walking at him
>Backpedals and occasionally airblasts
>Keep walking at him without firing
>Airblasts start getting more frequent
>Keep walking
>Can almost see the beads of sweat forming on his head
>Pulls out Powerjack and runs back to spawn
"Airblast pros" are so pathetic
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>>187666760
>Enemy pyro encountered in sewer
>I have the DH equipped
>He starts doing the dance
>Start walking at him
>Whip out shotgun
>Visibly panicked now
>Switch back to DH and get a direct crocket
>Bitches in chat about unfair mechanics
Works every time.
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>>187666934
I'm confused, did someone put together a list of weapons they think are OP? Why would they have the short circuit there but not the fucking dead ringer?
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>>187666703
>He is playing Spy
>Keep seeing him backstabbing people in the killfeed and sometimes right in front of you
>Disappears almost directly after every kill
>Later on in game
>Somehow he manages to flank the cart in a chokepoint
>Chainstabs nearly the whole team
>No one can hit him because he is basically teleporting from one stab to another
>No one knows who he is going to backstab next
>Check ping
>1045
>Says "how invisable????" in chat
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>>187667497
maybe they're a spy main, they also claim the diamondback isn't that bad a weapon when it's a more bullshit version of the ambassador. they then complain about how the direct hit shits on spies but conveniently leaves out scouts even though i've deleted more scouts than spies with my dh. however, the lack of inclusion of the eyelander (free heads for "killing" spies) or other pyro weapons besides the reserve shooter (ie the fucking scorch shot) leads me to think differently. they might be a pyro main and just not care about dr spies.
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tf2
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frags
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>>187642629
it looks great as a still image but in motion while trying to play would be absolute ass cheeks
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wow this thread is actually somehow worse that what it was 3 years ago
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Should I open some ayy lmao boxes or just sell my ayy keys and buy strange parts?
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because youre autistic enough to have any expectations whatsoever for this shitfest
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>see soldier
>walk straight at him and burn him to death because he's too afraid to shoot out of fear i'll airblast it

Is Pyro, dare I say it, the psychological juggernaut? The thinking Mann's class?
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>>187669216
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>>187667813
>>187667497
Made by a spy main. He goes by Predecessor or something gay like that and raffles vintage ambassadors on crap.tf.
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>>187669293
>pyro preparing to do sick airblast tricks for his youtube channel
>shoot the rockets his feet
That's why it's Youtube, not Twitch.
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8 keys or Sonic Mania
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if you dont main scout pyro demo or heavy get the fuck out of my thread you effeminate pick / support scum
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>>187670009
W-What if I'm a sniper main with scout and demo as secondaries?
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i wish tf2 was optimized
i wish deathmatch was popular
i wish there was more interest in good gamemodes and not trash like camp the flag or gayload race
i wish there were less joke servers like minecraft and trade and achievement and deathrun and prophunt and rp and all of that retarded shit
it should have stayed in garry's mod
i wish the average f2p had at least enough brain to get more than 10 points by the end of the round
i wish the dumb bugs that everyone had gotten used to and have existed since the beginning of tf2 would get fixed
i wish netcode was better
i wish valve implemented a system where there is one workshop map on rotation every week and people could play it and rate it
i wish the artstyle didnt die
i wish people werent retarded enough to enable valve's shitty practices by throwing money at stuff that looks awful
i wish valve still cared about this game
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>>187670009
fuck off m8 i'll pick you and then you can support a headstone you knobhead wanka
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>>187669593
Near the feet is still in the active area.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1g2x4b_Byg
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>>187670009
>Heavy
>Pyro
>Not support
What did he mean by this?
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>>187672045
Heavy is defense and pyro is offense.

Medic, Spy, and Engineer are the three official support classes.
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>>187672045
>literally the only two classes with enough ammo to make a push
>support

die you degenerate soldierfag
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>>187672174
fuck, Sniper, not engineer.
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>>187672174
Pyro is support too, what are you talking about?
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I don't think you people understand class roles. Sniper is defense/pick, spy is pick/support, heavy is defense/support, pyro is support/defense, demo is offense/defense, and so on.
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>>187672174
>pyro is offense
>erects sentry
i believe i'll take 900 pounds of precision machine steel over a little fella that plays with matches
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>when you get an unexpected crit at the perfect time
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scout - offense
soldier - defense / pick
pyro - offense / push
demoman - offense / defense
heavy - defense / push
engineer - defense / support
medic - support / push
sniper - pick
spy - autism
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>>187673050
Also:
>Pyro
>push
Just lol, Pyroes get eradicated by Sentries what sort of push power they have you assume?
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>>187672587
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Classes#Support
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pyro's only role is "supporting" the engineer what are you guys even argue about?
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>>187673217
t. sub 5000 hour brainlet

big ammo pool with AOE damage = lots of dead people
pyro demo and heavy all have push capabilities due to high ammo count
soldier has no way to make full use of stock uber due to low ammo count and is only good for kritz
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hey boys hows it going
been a while just stopping by and checking in
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>>187673746
Denying uber pushes by reflecting rockets/pills also. That's pretty much the only use.
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Is this literally this everything in tf2 is now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-zhXOogyR4
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Yo i just saw a pyro lay eggs on death. Could that be pyro update related?
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>>187672943
>when you will a crit into existence
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>>187673813
t. sub 100 hour pyro/spy main
>implying high ammo count is enough for push power
>implying Pyro doesnt have the shortest effective range among other class primaries already and have to depend on secondaries often
>implying a Heavy can't mow down half the team alone
>implying Pyro doesn't have to use a good secondary to contribute to teamfights

>mfw
>"soldier has no way to make full use of stock uber due to low ammo count and is only good for kritz"
Soldier have the highest effective burst damage at range, but also can put use of 8 seconds of invulnerability.
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Pyro is a support who can only push if ubered, any other time he will get mowed down by a sentry or heavy if sticking to a primary. Pyro is good offensively at flanking and single target burst damage. Soldier is a much more preferable uber target
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i'm unpinning this thread because everyone here is an idiot
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>Schnell! Go get zem!
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>>187675573
>the no one you told believes you
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>Charge now doctor!
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Watch out for pyros they have AOE damage
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i came back to call you a faggot

i'm leaving again
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see you later alligator
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>I AM FULLY- MEDIC!
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>EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU DESERVES A- MEDIC
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WHY, fucken WHYYYY doesn't Valve save TF2 by simply optmizing it? I mean think about it

A new player opens every other game's stream and sees a beautiful, new-looking shooter game that appears to be fun

A new player opens any stream of people who are actually good at TF2 and sees an ugly, flat mess that looks like it belongs in the 90s because that's the only way those guys can be competitive

It's ridiculous
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>THAT SPY'S A BLOODY- MEEEEEDIIICCCC
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>>187679040
>"""saving""" TF2 by bringing in the normalfag Twitch jerk off Overwatch/PUBG crowd
How about no? You crazy Dutch bastard.
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>JUST CAVED IN YOUR SKULL MY BATS STILL DRY NO CLUMPS OF - DOC, CMON MAN!
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>>187679495
It's a simple example that also includes most TF2 videos on youtube. One of the most popular normie players is stabbystabby and he has quite possibly the worst looking game of all. No wonder it's slowly dying and people are not excited about it, they can barely play the game the way it should be played
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>WHOOOOOO! Whooooo! Wh - ACH, NO!
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Give me the dark pink capsule on maining pyro. Is it a real thing? What does one actually /do/ to give their autistic devotion form as skill?
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who is the best scout player right now? in your opinion
>>
me
>>
him
>>
that guy
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thanks for confirming yui
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wait this isn't the /trash/ thread
>>
could've fooled me
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>>187680893
Thalash, probably. Strong contenders would also include Corsa and SMZI. I think Credu's pretty good, too. The rest of the NA scouts don't really stand out since Clockwork left.
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>>187680893
Me
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Me
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MY ANACONDA DON'T
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>tfw the killing melee blow goes "thuck" for 0 damage and you die
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remove the inaccuracy of the pistol
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just ordered a 144hz monitor so I can pown more nobs in pubs lads haha

starting to think I wasted my money though
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>>187686925
Considering your monitor refresh rate being higher than the game's tick rate will have no effect whatsoever on the accuracy of your display, yeah, that's about right.
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>>187666306
>>187665926
>tfw rajesh.singh.2017 just stands still while healing a heavy and you miss all your pills because you were expecting some movement, like literally fucking anything

The good news is that he continues to stand still as you're paddling his forehead with your frying pan.
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>>187687139
>what is motion blur
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This is motion blur
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>>187650897
Yeah, on a new halloween map that noone knew the in and outs of. I just placed the sentry down on a choke and this happened
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>>187687139
do people really think tickrate is framerate?
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>Brazil

Lmao
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no bully, I have no servers on my own country and have to join theirs
also did a pretty shit job at censoring my name, but at least tf2g doesn't harass dropped names like other generals
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>>187687610
>The_60hz_experience.jpg
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Post your classes from most to least played and others will judge you on it
>Engineer
>Soldier
>Demo
>Medic
>Pyro
>Heavy
>Scout
>Sniper
>Spy
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>>187688339
Who would actually judge somebody based on this shit?
Should we just assume you're some stereotypical spy main?
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>>187688582
Most played to least played. Top is most played.
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He's a frogposter, so he's a stereotypical shitter
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>>187688638
That still doesn't answer my question. How can we judge a person solely based on what classes they play? Especially without having no other information to work with.
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>>187689134
He just wanted free (You)s, clearly
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>>187688339
>Scout
>Soldier
>Demo
>Medic
>Sniper
>Engineer
>Heavy
>Pyro
>Spy
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What cm/360 do you use for sniper anon
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I want to bring honor to my anime wife in the TF2. I am currently a sniper main but am going to respec. Should I go Soldier or Demoman?
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>>187689897
bbc
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>>187690136
I do find it nice that the black man can have a full loadout of explosions.
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>>187688339
>Demoman
>Soldier
>Scout
>Engineer
>Heavy
>Spy
>Medic
>Sniper
>Pyro
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>>187689897
If you play demo you can cosplay as your waifu
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can we get some anime loadouts in the thread???
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>tfw no cheater's lament so I can't do a Dokuro-chan loadout
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>>187691501
does capeshit count as anime
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>>187691501
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>>187688339
>Soldier
>Medic
>Engineer
>Demo
>Scout
>Sniper
>Spy
>Pyro
>Heavy
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>when a class can ruin all your momentum by clicking in your general direction and rape you in a corner without any sort of counter using his weapons that will crit your ass but its fair
ok
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>axtinguisher fucking destroyed because pyro being able to stunlock an enemy into a corner and then do a guaranteed 195 damage was bullshit
>puff and sting in general nerfed because stunlock allowed pyro to use combos he'd need skill in order to pull off earlier
>reserve shooter constantly asked to be nerfed because getting stunlocked in the air and mini crit is bullshit
i'm wondering if maybe these mechanics weren't broken so much as the instant effortless stunlock that pyro has access to
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axtinguisher has always been overrated as fuck
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would the old axtinguisher, the old 195 damage on burning targets with basically no downsides axtinguisher be really anything special if it wasn't for airblast
i still feel like most pyros would still run powerjack if that was the case
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why do retards use the Air Strike with the Base Jumper, when the gunboats would be better?
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what if the shortstop applied a milk effect to people you shove
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>>187697472
this. i use the gunboats with it instead.
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>>187686925
you won't regret it

>>187697472
they are bad at the game and can't properly rocket jump and airstrafe

>>187697814
stupid idea, just up the range and make it so the shove cancels your reload
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9OC2ToZIQ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuLHpouGgrQ
asdf
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reminder to those who won the /tf2g/ craft raffel to send a trade offer

http://tf2r.com/ku4ce1l.html
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>>187704675
Kurt Cobain's Skull
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>>187704675
spooky sccary skellington xD
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All Kurt Cobain posters are worse than furries and bronies and are ruining this game
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>>187704765
>>187704817
epic
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>>187704675
>>187704765
>>187704817
lmao
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>>187704675
>>187704765
>>187704817
that was fast
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ha ha ha! funny
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(You) are literally in the bottom 3 tripfags in 4chan history
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>>187705217
lol maybe they should trip and fall over and get a bandage for that reality check lol you know what im saying?
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>>187691501
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rip
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>>187704765
>>187704817
damn nig
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Yikes, it's dead around here
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ded game ded general
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Mercy kill tf2g
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hey has anyone else played that tf2 minesweeper game? its fun and demoman is cool i guess

also post funny screenshots that you have haha ;d
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look at this old menu
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>>187710965
that's so good though
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>>187710965
i would love to have this menu back
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuLHpouGgrQ
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>>187710965
>when pyro would briefly show HER before returning back to HIM
>>
This video was already posted on this thread something like 4 hours ago.
We get it, you like uncle dong the texan builder main, I like him too, but stop posting that fucking video.
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>>187704765
I unironically love this ironic shit.
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tf2g help motivate me to get out of bed to do shit
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>>187715145
Mobileposting is truly a curse. I can shitpost and masturbate without ever getting up. No one man should have all this power.
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>>187715415
I'm not even mobileposting my man i have my lappy in bed, sheets make a surprisingly good mousepad
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>>187715482
Shit dude, why even get up if you can play TF2?
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>>187715631
thats what im trying to convince myself to do but i gotta shower and shit man
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Are there any mods that make the main menu something older and not screaming shop ads at me? The last one I found was updated 4 years ago (and is thus broken as fuck)
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pretty good considering my ping spiked a lot, went over 100 at times and people teleported a bit
can't wait for those ethernet cables to get here
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>Bragging about an early morning 2farts pubstomp
>As soldier on the map with a lot of narrow spaces
>At a time when the only people playing at 10 year olds skipping school
>12:7 death:dom ratio
Please stop embarrassing yourself.
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>>187691501
FMA Brotherhood, anyone?
I haven't watched Brotherhood yet, and this was completely unintentionally
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The Definitive Guide to Winning Defense Payload on Last

Step 1: 3-4 Engineers
Step 2: Win
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>>187689897
>I am currently a sniper main but
>Should I go Soldier or Demoman?
Neither. Go Scout.
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>>187724524
Scouting man has no EXPLOSIONS though.
>>
Explosions Men have biggest dicks

prove me wrong
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wow we really are dead
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post loadouts
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>>187729281
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>>187725546
so what you stupid fucking anime poster
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>>187729753
The whole reason I'm changing classes is to bring honor to Megumin, patron goddess of explosions.
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>>187730368
dumb reason weeaboo
>>
gay af lmoa
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>>187641905
>>187642063
>>187670432
>>187728730

UPDATE NEVER EVER
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>>187730368
Demoman has bigger explosions
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>>187729493
>Naked Snake tuxedo
Nice very good I like it
>>
Sally > Olivia
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if medic had some kind of glove cosmetic you could completely hide your team colours. it's almost doable when wearing the nun robe thing
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>>187731158
His coat and backpack are team colored.
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post /tf2g/ named items
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>>187732324
I have a bunch, pretty much all the stranges I use are /tf2g/ renames at this point.
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>>187732324
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>>187732324
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>>187732324
One guy got both the name and desc
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>>187732324
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>>187732324
My whole pyro loadout has tf2g renames and my friend always ask me why the fuck did i name them that way
It's fun
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>>187730434
Yeah well eat my shorts.
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can't wait until 10 years from now when an ex-valve employee makes a blogpost of what the planned pyro changes were
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>retards who complain about sticky/rocket spam
>had a spy mock me for "holding M1 and pointing at him with an SMG"
why can't people accept that sometimes it's their fault alone when they die
>>
Are you saying a spy shit on you because you killed him with the SMG
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yes. i am dead serious. i dont remember exactly but he said something along the lines of "it takes so much skill to point at someone and hold M1"
i think he was using the DR too but I could be wrong
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>>187732324
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>seeing so many of my renames
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>>187732324
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>>187732324
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I hope someone saved that demo loadout with 3 kurt cobains
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>his loadout has yellow or gray text
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>multiple strange cosmetics
waste of money
>vintages. collectors, or genuines
waste of money
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NEETs will never understand
>>
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/ad-hominem
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best thread on /trash/
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>he doesn't own a triple unusual combo
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>>187741245
It's only a waste of money when you buy them.
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if you dominate someone with an unusual you should be able to steal it from them
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you unlock the gibus when you dominate someone with it though ? ? ?
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>>187741245
>unusuals, stranges, killstreaks
>all have some kind of visible change or unique element to them

>collector's, genuines and vintages
>just add a word and a text color change

people will defend this
>>
yes but the player wearing the hat in question should lose it completely from their inventory
>>
>recently study abroad
>play in East Asian servers
>people actually communicate and games aren't just one team stomping the other
>>
>300 ping
>still destroying people in mm

why are people so garbage at this game?
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>>187744058
You can enable the old appearance from settings menu. New Youtube is designed by retards, for retards. Using black, bold arial everywhere and no frames or anything else doesn't really make it more readable.
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say you have like 400 bucks to spend on hats because you are a piece of shit with no self control

which one would you get
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>>187745917
Vintage lumbricus lid
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>>187745917
i'd probably get a nice unusual law
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>>187745917
Scorching Flames Spook Specs
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>>187745917
flames spook specs
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>>187745917
What am I, a NEET? Why would I get a limit of only $400?

However, if $400 was magically given to me, I'd buy a Lv 69 Brown Bomber
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>>187745917
Dead President's Cosa Nostra
Circling TF logo Hustler's Hallmark is also a good hat.
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Anyone wants to go shoot some robots? Mann up 2cities btw
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I'd love to

Too bad I'm at work
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Do you play on specific server? Which one?
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>>187747143
Who are you talking to
>>
are you new faggot?
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>>187745917
I'll get plastic surgery for Viva's face.
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>>187745917
a strange elite rocket launcher (both are p good)
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>>187745917

only buy retired shit you cant get anymore
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Playing as spy is impossible. Everyone and their family always sees if I'm using a disguise. Backstabbing is impossible if the other person is moving. Spy dies from one hit. It's such faggotry that I don't know what the fuck. Looking at videos such as these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PByFwPTj31o it looks like the enemy isn't noticing him at all. They also always seem to run in straight lines and behave like cretins. However when I play as spy this never happens.
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who would win in a fuck: Biba or Masketta
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>>187749493
Wanderer
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>>187749474
lmao how fucking bad
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>>187749474
don't emulate that guy, emulate our boy Muuki(RIP) instead
https://clips.twitch DOT tv/PreciousUnsightlyTurtleSpicyBoy
Basically if you get caught out, don't forget about your frickin' revolver. revolver OP
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>>187749474

1. You subconsciously aim a certain way as certain classes; ways you would never aim as a spy. Pretend you actually are that class when moving around and position your crosshair accordingly, look around accordingly, etc.

2. Never look directly at an enemy ever. As you approach the enemy don't make a B-line for them even if you're behind them (a ton of bad spies do this) but rather meander over in a direction that merely happens to be close to their back.

3. Look behind yourself frequently as if making sure a Spy isn't around (but again, try to never look directly at an enemy.) You would be surprised at how many people this fools.

4. Don't disguise as pyro (every bad spy does), spy (you are reminding the enemy spies exist in this game) or sniper (99% of the time a sniper running around rather than camping looks fishy.) Heavy and Soldier make good disguises despite their lack of speed.

5. If you happen to disguise as an obvious gibusvision, pretend you are one. Stand in place, gaze vacantly into the distance, merely pretend to be retarded.

6. Cloak near the enemy's spawn and run away from it. You not only look like a genuine member of the enemy team (rather than some dickhead wandering around out of place) but you are going with the ebb of their movements, leading to many potential victims.

7. If a medic is healing you, walk them into a crowd of your teammates. Then turn around and shoot them in the face.

8. The crutch ringer has its uses but the stock will enable way more movement and positioning. You'll want to use it more than the dead ringer, especially since Spy's cloak timers have been greatly buffed.

9. You have a revolver. You have a revolver. You have a revolver. You have a revolver.

10. "Trickstab" is just a fancy word for "walked around the enemy until the backstab animation played." Strafing erratically can give you a blatant face stab more often than you think because this game is fucking broken.
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>>187750497

11. If you have a secondary, melee, etc. out and re-disguise as your current disguise you will change weapons. A demoman waddling around with his grenade launcher out looks hapless and obvious; a demoman with his sword out is not, for example.
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I got my desk back, but now I don't know how to aim. Send help.
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>>187750413
>>187750497
Thanks for the advice. I guess it comes down to fact to learning how the spy behaves.
However I've been playing it now and then and even though the game is not about kill ratio I can probably get 1 kill to every 2-4 deaths sometimes not even that when being a spy. When playing as soldier or pyro it's the other way around, I don't have any issues playing the game generally accepted level and pulling my weight in matches otherwise.
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>>187750497
12. Since you aren't a beefy class, and don't have the mobility to dodge, don't get shot at on the first place, aka don't let them see you to begin with

13. That also implies you shouldn't jump into groups of enemies, unless they're distracted. Camp a little back from the usual chokepoints and wait until the enemy engages your team and tunnevisions
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>>187751083
Keep in mind that your disguises fool absolutely no one except the most clueless of fresh installs, which is why so many spies use the scout/pyro disguise to mess with hitboxes instead. You'll want to be relying on your cloak to get into the backlines instead of the disguise. Also, if the enemy knows there's a spy, or even multiple spies about, your chances of pulling off successful plays will decrease, especially if you're playing against a team that's actually competent at the game. In that case, it's best to honestly just switch off spy and go a power class, if they're wasting their time spychecking, that's less time spent fragging. Always keep in mind that this is a team game, and if you just are not doing well as spy and the enemy is paranoid, just switch classes and use that paranoia to your advantage.
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>>187751083
spy is also really dependent on how stupid the enemy team is, and on the flip side how pissed off they'll get once you kill a lot of them. at a certain point, one of the smart ones who knows what class counters are and who realizes it's been one fucking spy crushing the entire team is going to go pyro. at that point you'll have to play a lot more cautiously and use your team as a distraction. that pyro is going to be much more concerned about the heavy in his face than he is with spychecking. then again i'm also awful at spy so i may not be the best for advice.
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OCTOBER 10 OCTOBER 10 OCTOBER 10
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>>187752025
where is that from
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who woudlve thoguht.
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>>187752105
The "We're in a FPS golden age" article linked on the game's news tab.
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>>187752025
That's just Pcgaymer making a guess as to when the update is coming out.
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2018

There's my educated guess. Go wild
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i think november / december
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March was my guess, and I'm sticking by it
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we need at least one more blogpost talking about the proposed pyro changes and then some time for the autistic pyro mains to scream about how they'll inevitably "lower the skill ceiling" of pyro by making it not shit to play/play against. once their tantrum is over and thousands of pyro mains make blogposts on the scrap.tf raffle page where they're giving away their entire inventory on how they're quitting tf2 forever because valve broke pyro, THEN they can drop the update.
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>secretly valve's plan is to get rid if the pyro mains not the problems the class has
absolutely based
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>>187752025
this is fucking worse than I thought but okay.
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>Jill's class stats
No wonder he knows jack all shit about how competitive works and why we got such a shitfest.
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>>187755302
>max kills 864
is jill an idle server shitter
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>>187755735
Probably playing shitty 24/7 instant respawn servers. He has 998 dominations max as medic. Absolutely disgusting.
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if i was a valve employee i sure as hell wouldn't play on my main account
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>>187755794
>>187755735
Finally actually clicked the link to the Steam group in his profile, and yes, he is the admin of a 24/7 Dustbowl/Gold Rush server, though they do have a vanilla rotation in effect, I can't possibly think it's all that popular. What's with this game and the pub community's fetish for terrible map design, anyway?
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>>187693645
>babby's first pyro encounter
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>>187751439
>>187751326
I love you. On some other threads all I could get for an answer would be git gud faggit.
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>>187757126
TF2 doesn't have enough players, so if you show a genuine and earnest desire to git gud, most people will help you along the way.
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>>187757126
h-hey are there really rock cds in that van
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>Warhawk RL is the only decent skin that isn't gamebanana tier garbage
>get one for cheap
>inspect in game
>soldier furry graphic on the side
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>>187757190
>>187757420
>>187757693
Also just for comparison, Overwatch deathmatch mode unlocked yesterday or so. I played it for few matches and it's incredibly easy because people don't really know how to play in that game. However as with Overwatch in general, the movement feels so slow and sluggish I don't really understand what Blizzard has been thinking. Do they think slow movement and ultimates appeal to casual audience? I don't like the game except for the visuals are really nice and smooth.

Has there ever been any rumors about Team Fortress 2 future? I understand Valve is not interested in anything else than DOTA2 and cheap virtual card games at the moment but wasn't TF2 hugely popular at some point? That should...guarantee at least some kind of future development but nothing has happened. I like the game and it would be great to see at least some kind of graphical overhaul and more features. But I know the answer: nothing will happen and the game will receive maybe a patch or two in the future but nothing drastic is going on. Seeing how much Valve supported the console releases of both CS:GO and TF2 is a good reference for the future...
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>>187758364
>Slow movement and ultimates appeal to the casual audience
Yes. A game where you can just hop in and pwn noobs without having to dump thousands of hours just trying to git gud at one single class will forever be more popular than ones that require effort, because a lot of people think of video games as just entertainment and not hobbies.
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>>187757986
tony the tiger
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>>187757986
Not everything featuring anthropomorphic animals is furry, my friend. There's a league of difference between blatant fetish art and animals with human characteristics.
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spotted the furry
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>>187758526
I have never understood kind of thinking what some people seem to have that gaming is only bit more than watching television, or even same as watching television. I guess this is why most successful games these days are just that: they require minimal effort and yet every moment is supposed to be rewarding. Player unlocks an achievement even launching the game for the first time. Personally, I would rather go back to watch television instead if there is no reason to actually play.
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>>187761057
People don't want to be stimulated, they want to be entertained. Completely different things. They need to fill the gaps between the every day grind with mind-numbing entertainment so they can get through the work week or whatever. We've been doing it for thousands of years, except our methods have become more sophisticated.
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i wish there was more torso cosmetics, mostly with sleeves (i.e. long sleeves on scout)
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I play mostly on Valve servers. I want to get rid of Sentry turret beeping sounds, they kill my ears with the constant phone alarm like ringing, especially in heated battle. I have already custom sound mod to replace the sounds but... it doesn't work on sv_pure 1 servers. I fucking hate Valve.

Is there a real way to do it? What happens if I replace the real files inside the archive?
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>>187762179
Stop playing engineer, problem solved.
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>>187762597
I'm not playing as engineer. It's the fucking alarm sound when turrent targets enemy player. It is completely out of place and it's played with high volume all the time.
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>>187634693
*shoots at floor*
*shoots in the air*
so this..... is the power.... of a high ceiling game....
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>>187745917
I got a blizzardy viewfinder that I traded for some other shit when I stopped wearing it.
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DAB TAUNT WHEN????
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>>187763724
Even Nintendo knows dabbing is in, what the fuck Volvo
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bro i fucking LOVE The dab meme!
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dude......that is E P I c ! Wow.
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The state of this video game
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>>187765630
lel they left because they saw you on the enemy team
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Nah, it was 6 v 5, fresh when we started
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>>187765805
are you new or deliberately doing this
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oh my god he actually played tf2
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Would a lewd loli as a sign decal get me banned?
Asking for a friend.
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pussy
show the full scoreboard, also any med-heavy couple can stomp a team of 3 pick classes
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>>187766996
no shit, but he's LE EBIN TROLL BAITER XDD so he's going to keep posting if you keep responding

>like you are right now?
yep
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>>187766979
valve doesn't even ban hackers, why would they ban lewdposters
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>>187766979
This used to be my sign for the longest time, I think I got it out of a crap.tf bot. and I never got banned. I don't have it anymore, I think I sold it for some reason. This was way back in 2013.
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>>187767207
me 2nd row 3rd from the left
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>>187766979
https://store.steampowered.com/online_conduct/
Valve couldn't care less unless it is copyrighted cunny.
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>>187767207
That was some good work.
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this game is so slow paced it hurts

why can't competitive shooters be fast anymore
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>>187767960
>he can only twitch
I feel sorry for you anon
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>>187768085
twitch is a bad streaming platform, stream.me is better

why are you bringing it up though
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please do not reply to
187767960

it is bait
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>>187768250

>>187767960
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:o!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si8x2DEdMv0
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>>187769169
holy shit those dispenser picks
who can stop him
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ugh.... the nerve of some people (187768304....)
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>>187765630
didn't know you still played, cool
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>When you're the only competent player on your team and the enemy has a vaccinator medic
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Oh. The vaccinator is really fun when the enemy team is full of bads.
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my internet is better now if you wanna play
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>>187772306
I just moved back to my desk after 8 months of playing from the bed and my aim is shot. Should be better once I get an actual mousepad that isn't garbage.
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nice tripcode lmao!
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>>187772430
as long as I get to play with players who aren't braindead again
>>187772619
shut up!?!?
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>>187772763
I'm an actual brainlet, though, and Xanfag isn't that much better.
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>>187772861
as long as you can aim I'm an ok medic
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>>187772861
At least I don't run face-first into a sentry while the other person screams SENTRY AHEAD
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>>187772430
How on earth did you play from bed? Are you morbidly obese?
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Get a lobby you fraggers.
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i thought xan was... xan (pyro main) but i just recently figured out he's not
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do i look like wolfy to you
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is there actually a pyro named wolfy or is it a meme from that meme video
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>>187774161
I'm writing from bed...I'm morbidly obese...But yeah...He's real but for the video he was supposedly this unwinnable character of course
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>>187774161
Wolfy is a common furfag nickname. Furries mostly main the pyro class. Swipez-sama is clearly operating on levels of irony mere mortals such as us cannot possibly comprehend.
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wolfy-nail?
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anime is ok but people who watch and talk about it should be gassed
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how do you know if anime is ok if people who watch it should be gassed
should i get the chamber ready for u too
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I wish I was a pyro main
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i wish i was an anime
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i meant people who watch them and form communities around them
what people do on their own spare time is none of my business unless they gay up the place
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Nut what if animes are the one operating the gas chambers?
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>losing horribly on upward
>after switching to 5 different classes to no effect, I gave up and went medic to help out the team
>our fresh installs turn into fraglords with a pocket med
>my team suddenly turns into a plat team of topfraggers
>roll the enemy team all the way to last
>enemy gets the idea to switch to have a decent player switch to med
>same thing happens to them, it's publord vs. publord now
>we end up losing
>still get called an "AMAZING MED" because I surfed away on all of the enemy's rockets
:3c
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>being a bottom sub bitch
l o l
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>purple badge
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>>187773357
No. Just had no monitor for a while so I was using a tv screen.
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please stop bullying me
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also what the h*ck is this
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>>187777036
OH MY GOD, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAACE
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mspaint?
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what about it
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im not sure
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oh
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what's wrong with it lmao
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useless piece of shit
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very retard
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Anonymous should shut up
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holy fucking shit this update isnt coming is it
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>just now realizing this
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>>187779308
40
MORE
DAYS
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soon(tm)(tm)
>>
the update will come out this november!
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i'll come out on you alright
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oh...
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i came
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i didnt came
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you are not me
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the real update is not me
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my sfm will reveal pyro is a furry
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áž´
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dckm more like dckhead lol
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>>187771995
>he plays a character with one reliable damage type
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roast me next
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>>187776619
>have a pyro
>have 2 snipers
>have no engineers to keep them bound and in duty
>have a spy on top of 2 snipers like you need more pick classes
Well... No wonder you lost a team of power classes I assume.
Good job on healing capable players at least.
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xan more like a complete literal who lol
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do me do me
>>
post penis
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>>187781131
huh, didn't realize that. I do remember healing about 4 soldiers and 2 demos though, I guess they all switched off.
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>>187781242
literally illegal
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penis
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>>187781334
Sorry I was wrong; you don't have just 1 but "2" Pyros. and I count like 3 Soldiers and a Demo still.
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Who else really likes the Bonk! Atomic Punch? It's the only Scout secondary I use besides the Pistol.
In the past seven days I have consumed roughly 1300 grams of sugar, 4200 calories, and 1000 milligrams of caffiene from Dr. Pepper alone. I'm not even a fatass, yet, god help me.
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>>187781505
if it's illegal then he shouldn't be on this board
>>187781542
nice penis
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>>187782110
As long as you burn them all each day you should be fine, but even then it's gonna cause problems in the long run
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reminder that the crit a cola was designed from ground up in literally a day
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I made it
http://tf2r.com/kcvd3bk.html
Everything is either been crafted by me or found by me, sorry for interrupting the shitposting.
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>>187782110
With BFB and Wrap it's quite alright.
Consume more good fats and vitamin C, nothing is guaranteed but you can at least try to minimize the damage you done to your body.
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reminder the release versions of crit a cola and bonk and short stop and soda popper (it had 150% ramp-up at release so it only did 90 damage like the shotgun) and baby face's blaster and pretty boy's pocket pistol and wrap assassin and fan of war were perfectly fine
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Does self bleed from missing a basher hit stack with other sources of bleed, even another scout hitting you with a basher, or does it prevent that?
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>>187782110
if you don't consume 6000+ calories a day with 600-750 coming from sugary drinks you're never gonna make it as a gamer or lifter
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>>187782435
everything in tf2 is made from the ground up it's a video game
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>>187783346
yes but it took several years
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>>187782435
>>187783346
Video games are made of pixels, not ground, stupids.
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>>187783392
grounds are made out of pixels they are just super hi def in real life dummy
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>>187783392
delete this post before i call mom
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Can I put bugfixes, paintable versions, or alternate styles for existing cosmetics up in the workshop? Any special rules about previously accepted community items?
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>>187777036
>his profile
http://steamcommunity.com/id/TheMajorSnowy

lol
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>mfw somebody taunts after killing me
>mfw an ally spy is behind them on the kill cam
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>>187772135
I've been touting the vacc since fucking EOTL bruh. Don't tell me you just now figured this out
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>>187782730
How can I get into crafting? I don't want to give any money to Valve though. Do I need to be level 100+ in order to have some materials?
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>>187786386
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>mfw valve taunts us after failing to release the update for yet another month
>mfw another dev has already made a better game
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i'm taking this shill bait
what game?
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>>187789701
you already know, boo
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Shit hurts dude.
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>>187789774
Paladins?
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post instant cancer name/desc elements
>"kurt cobain" on shotgun
>"pills" on grenade launcher
>jokes about any revolver going unused
>"bodyshot" on a sniper rifle
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>>187789896
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post poot
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>>187789978
>"Plan B" for pyro secondaries
>"Airblast THIS!" for soldier secondaries
>Dick jokes for Original renames or descriptions
>Anything sincerely MLP related
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>>187789978
>cum XDDD
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>>187789978
i think any name on any sniper rifle honestly. i've been holding off on naming any of my sniper rifles anything because i can't think of anything that's clever or not tryhard, edgy, cringe, adjective. i just don't think it's possible to have a sniper rifle name that doesn't suck.
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>>187790336
It's not possible.
Don't be a faggot.
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>>187789978
>jokes about any revolver going unused

what?
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>>187789012
>no man's sky came out, flopped, and then received like 3 major updates and partially redeemed itself in the length of time it's taking valve to rebalance one class and pick some community made content
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>>187790665
>Entire games have been completed and released in the time since the update was announced
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>>187789978
>Veni Vidi Vici or any variation (Came Sawed Conquered, Veni Medi Vici, etc.) for Ubersaw
>direct Meet the X quotes
>If you're seeing this...

>>187790503
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>>187790336
>>187790424
I named my Shooting Star "Ride on Shooting Star". Am I ok?
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>>187791083
Chekhov's Gun is actually alright, description ruins it though.
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>>187791240
haha fag
show me some of your renamed items so i can bull you
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>>187791459
I don't even have TF2 installed right now, waiting for update. I just post here while I poop.
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>>187790932
>Rockstar has released 6 "major" updates for gtavo in the same length of time
>a call of duty game has released and almost run its course in the same length of time
>an entire genre of games has become popular and inevitably fallen, and then risen again in the same period of time
>pokemon go has released, and had had several major updates including rebalancing most of the pokemon in the same time
>new mainline pokemon game has released, and also has a rehash out in the same amount of time
>overwatch has released and rebalanced several classes in the same period of time
>its taken over a year to rebalanced one class, some weapons, and make a map or two
Fuck you valve, just let someone else make the game.
At least then it will get made.
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>>187791659
>Has had several major updates*
>and almost has a rehash out
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wow shit that's actually really good
>>
it really isn't
>>
>craft a reasonable soldier hat and all-class hat into an ugly shitty sniper edge bandana no one but nine year old kids will wear

yeah good job!
>>
owned lmao
>>
i meant it's good in that it's worth much much more than i put into it. turning 2.22 ref into 17.77 ref sounds pretty good to me.
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>>187792486
>it's not still worth more than the both hats combined
>the shitty ass Conquistador is "reasonable"
Take the time to really look at it.
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>>187771846
>Not Tradable
Kek
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>>187790665
>Gigantic went through a closed beta, then officially release on xbone and PC
>Lawbreakers released and it went unnoticed
>Soul successor to Saints Row 4, Agents of Mayhem released and it was a fucking flop
>Destiny has had TWO betas in the meantime
Goddamn, Valve.
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>>187793360
>destiny 2 is most likely going to release before jungle
>destiny 2 got pushed back a year to be able to polish the game more
>bungie has likely balanced 9 subclasses, weapons, and enemies in the same time that valve hasn't balanced one class and some weapons
At least I'm going to be able to play destiny 2 soon.
Who fucking knows when jungle is going to show up?
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>>187793724
>Who fucking knows when jungle is going to show up?
not even valve knows lol
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>>187793724
>balanced
Fucking striker and shotgun got nerfed

How's this balanced niBBa

>>187793815
It's still funny to me. I've given up at this point.
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The update has to make or break late september/ early october
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>>187789846
loser
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>>187793815
Yea, rip.
>>187793934
Fuck shotguns.
Only hardcore shitters care about slide gunning not being viable anymore.
At least there aren't any fucking felwinters any more.
The power weapons are pretty good atm imo.
And striker is also better imo.
Making a roamer give more opportunities for sweet dunks. Even if the field is a smaller.
Too bad titan skating is gone, but it makes sense to nerf the outlier.
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>>187794239
>slide gunning
fuck those cunts, I ain't slidin', i'm runnin' straight at your ass. If my shoulder charge or melee doesn't kill you, then this shotgun will.

Happy the original legendaries are coming back. Part of me's worried this is just Destiny 1.1, with a 60$ pricetag and 100$+ in DLC, so I'm waiting for the GOTY version this time.
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are raffles even worth my time lads?
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give scout bunnyhop as a default ability
make gunboats a stock slot4 item that you can switch out for mantreads
give pyro jetpack as a default ability
give demoman a glock with the self push force of two stickybombs
give heavy minigun jump
give engineer the ability to detonate buildings to deal damage and blast jump
give medic conc grenades
remove spy from the game

make team fortress fast again
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>>187796095
>give demoman a glock with the self push force of two stickybombs
Now I want a Glock 26 Ullapool Caber reskin.
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>>187796095
>remove spy from the game
please add this valve
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>>187796095
Change spy to sniper and we've got a deal
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>>187797168
sniper is fine now since he doesnt get a speed buff and everyone can close the distance easier ;)
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>>187757986
>not liking coffin nail
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warhawk is the one with shark teeth right

that's a very low tier ugly skin that is rated as elite for no good reason. the same thing is like 15 cents in any other game with premium skins.
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>>187797494
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>>187792118
most expensive crafted cosmetic right there. congratulations.
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At this point the game should have one final update removing holiday restrictions and then Valve should fuck off
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restrict every head replacement and unrestrict everything else
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why are scouts allowed to ever beat heavy ever

in tfc, scout had to shoot the heavy ~18 times point blank with his shotgun to down him, while heavy only had to shoot the scout 4 times with his minigun to win the encounter.

i understand the class roles and pacing of the games are much different, but it just seems silly for some 140 pound bostonite twink with a shotgun to stand any chance at all vs. the absolute perfect human being capable of nullifying the recoil of an extremely high powered gun that fires 2400 rounds per minute with the canonical capacity to fire at 10000 rounds per minute

basically i'm saying un-nerf the minigun because tf2 heavy gets shit on by burst damage and needs to compete with it
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>>187804596
nah fuck you heavy is super unfun and too easy to be good if everyone is good in the server
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>>187804851
give scout +100% minigun vulnerability
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>>187804596
t. died to a scout as a heavy
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>>187805718
not an argument

i'll settle for 66% minigun vulnerability on scout final offer or i pull the plug on every tf2 server
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>>187806154
You don't have any good arguments either, you're entire argument is fucking "Heavy is big man, shouldn't be able to be kileld by small man"
I'm pulling the plug on your life
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>>187806206
i doubt you could but that isn't the only point, it's that heavy can do literally nothing against a scout unless he's already spun up and firing at a wall for a solid second which severely limits him
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>>187806293
Then use your shotgun.
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>>187806293
>firing at a wall for a solid second which severely limits him
so glad this is getting changed in the update. having to constantly fire the minigun just to keep up respectable damage like a retarded baby with an itchy trigger finger is fucking annoying and feels brainless and wasteful. i saw one of like the two heavy mains in existence on youtube talk about this and say it wasn't such a big deal and i don't know how he could come to that conclusion.
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>>187806598
because it's not if you can aim. I just tested it to see how "big of a deal it is", and it isn't one. The reason you can't kill is cause u cant aim kid
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I'm making a medic Nietzsche

I already have the ze ubermensch mustache but I don't know what other things would go well. Pic very related
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>>187808410
gabe glasses
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>>187808410
das gutenkutteharen
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T-t-the u-update is c-coming tonight r-tight? H-haha
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>>187808524
Aren't gabe glasses heavy only?
Besides, medic already has Nietzsche style glasses by default
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>>187808524
>>187808804
>>187810527
Low resolution image for ants shit graphics Nietzsche is complete. Unless someone knows of a coat like this with buttons down the sides and is open this is best I already owned

And yes Gabe glasses are heavy only
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>>187757986
This is a furry friendly subreddit. Please edit your post to be more friendly.
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>>187757986
Its a mascot like the kind featured on WWII fighter planes. Its not furry
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Keep telling yourself that, furry degenerate
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>the entire airforce is furries
>theres even a ponyfag in there

MY GOD!
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cauldron bubbles is an okay effect desu, even if it is just a recolor of bubbling
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>>187818965
I think you'll find the design on the weapon is based on the 23rd Fighter Group mascot
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>>187819827
We got a match
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Pretty sure that's Sonic OC bottom left

Disgusting degenerates
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>>187819710
>>187819827
These are fucking rad. I don't see a connection to furries at all. It's just vintage cartoon characters.
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>>187820060
t.furry
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>>187820060
Get this, people are retarded and kneejerk to anything that vaguely resembles something they dislike. This is usually the reaction of a person who only dislikes said thing because it's popular to dislike, by the way.

>>187819827
I like the Chinese dragon breathing fire on the Japanese, I think that's pretty hilarious.
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>>187820136
Why did you sign your post but write nothing in it?
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Yeah cause if there is any animal involved, it pertains to a certain subculture of wanting to fuck said animals?
Fucking retards I swear, not eben a good joke.
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>am a furry
>dont want to fuck the soldier tiger

A-am I broken?
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>Having enough self-control still to not want to fuck something that's clearly not meant to be sexualized in the first place
Yes.
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I want to fuck the stock rocket launcher
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hmmm someone hasnt chased after me so i could deliver their prize so i might just reraffle this /tf2g/ craft shortly
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>Enjoy animals with human characteristics because it's very stylized if done correctly.

If any of you get into drawing, you'll understand why people personify animals.
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Friendly reminder that humans have been personifying animals since the Stone Age. The earliest deities were based on animals.
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Dude Anubis lmao
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Even older than Anubis, friend.
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>anthro
fucking dishusting, feral is the patrician choice
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canada plz go
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how dare you call me canadian
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>he thinks humans arent inherently furry as humans are animals
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Humans aren't furry because they don't have fur.
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we do have hair
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Hair isn't fur, you dummy.
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whats the difference
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sharks arent furry nor are scalies you heard it here folks
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Scalies are called as such specifically because they are not furries. I can only assume fish fall under the scaly category.
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5 of those posts are mine
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>get killed by some guy
>his friend taunts awkwardly in the background, as if he somehow helped
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4 are mine :o
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>>187821829
>>187821882
ban these two posters please
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Oh.
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don't bully them
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rude
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Is bigfoot a furry?
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>queue into a payload map, attack-side
>spend the entire time trying to run past the defensive blockade as engineer and build a sentry nest as far in as humanly possible
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>lay down stickies on doorframe
>enemy walks through
>detonate
>fucking stickyspammer motherfucker noskill shit MGE me
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I've never been challenged to an MGE, am I doing it wrong?
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>>187822576
you've never killed someone enough times who were good enough to know what it is
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Reminder that the ESEA Invite grand final is happening tonight http://www.teamfortress.tv/43265/esea-s25-gf-froyotech-vs-ascent
ESEA matches never start on time, so look for it to actually start somewhere around 11:45 PM EST.
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>>187823390
I didn't even realise shade and blaze still play, I thought they both quit
Thanks for these occasional comp updates by the way, I assume it's always you posting them
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>>187824018
They don't go to LANs anymore from what I understand, but they still play. At this point, I think b4nny would have a stroke or something if he lost Shade for good.
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good game
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>>187825787
literally who are you and this is coming from a literal who
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>murrican
lol faggot
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Clearly the problem is the game mode. According to this guy, at least. This would never happen on Payload!
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>Get a domination on a scout as demolitions man with grenade launcher
>He goes demo
>All he does is lay blatant sticky carpet "traps" and spam mindlessly
I don't understand.
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>someone censors their name on their pub scoreboard screenshot
"lmao why censor, nobody gives a shit who you are"
>someone doesn't censor their name on their pub scoreboard screenshot
"lmao who are you, faggot"

not pur btw
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what did my team mean by this?
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>>187829161
>the namevirgin casual
>the tripchad pubstomp
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>>187825965
who cares peabrain
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>monitoring
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Daily reminder that only brainlets main heavy, only furries main pyro, and only lmao420smokeemup fags main engineer.
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>>187832362
Why does furries use Pyro? I don't understand, is there any evidence to support this claim? I understand why herbal hobbyists would use Engineer as that's pretty passive character.
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>>187832631
They identify with his overwhelming homicidal tendencies and lolsorandom character as well as his mysterious gender identity. He's different, and being different makes you good, right? They don't actually care about the class mechanics as much as they care for the characterization. Which is why pyro mains are almost all universally bad at the game.
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>>187832826
This makes sense.
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>>187634972
i'd actually hit that / 10
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reminder that not maining is best main
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>tfw ur team is being rolled by a hacking scout
>tfw he gets a kritz medic pocket next round
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I’ve created a sentry. ‘Cause nobody wants a dispenser no more, they want a killer to deliver
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where the update @
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Tonight's the night...
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>>187819710
>401st bomb is literally Donald duck
I mean, i would fight Nazis, but Disney's copyright lawyers? Fuck that.
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>30 hp
>Retreating
>Calling medic
>Medic runs right past me to go heal the heavy who refuses to retreat around the corner and keeps waddling forward
>They both die
Every fucking time I play demo. Every time.
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>>187838416

>>187819827
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Post some good sniper loadouts :)
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How often does scrap.tf refill on keys? I got the ref to buy one but it says they're out of keys.
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>>187839074
i can't
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>>187837571
>>187837848
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>Shittalking a Turdbine pub
>When you barely have a 3:1 k/d as soldier
>Bragging about being better than iron players
>All the while stacking with your HL team
>Doesn't even have 2k hours in the game
How embarrassing.
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nice blogpost
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>>187839659
who the fuck actually sells keys to kike.tf when they don't even try to sugarcoat that they're ripping you off
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>>187839659
jeew9 is waiting for the prices to go up again
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>>187840591
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>>187841816
Thanks, I try.
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>>187841882
People who don't care about the .22 ref difference.
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>>187843007
I don't understand your image
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>>187844912
those are triggers anon
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i don't understand
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me neither
4 and a half triggers?
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If you can't understand what good are you?
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>>187845484
A shame you seemed an honest man.
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>>187846229
Present day, hehe.... Present _time_ hahahahaha
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A trigger is a trigger you can't say it's only half
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I am falling
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>join pub
>get crit
>enemy team have 5+ enginiggers and you nor your team can not do anything about
nice ;)
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>>187846119
>>187846890
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>it's another 'everyone is shit but me' post by that dumb ruski nigger
ban when
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>>187846890
>a crit and then a follow up shot
>on a fresh install pyro who doesn't know what an airblast is
thats not impressive at all why did you post this
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>>187846890

these frags are basic, sad even for a point and click main
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>homestar runner is back from the dead

i couldn't be happier

my favourite class is the crazy rocket man haha
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>blow a faggot's brains out
>invisible spy gets killed by collateral
>pls kick ur hacking sniper he killed me while full invis
>they actually kick me
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>>187848506

Playing Sniper in pubs is a death sentence, if you do even slightly well you get called an aimbot and everyone believes you.
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>blow brains out
um no sweetie you can only decapitate people, there's no brain gibs
cute story though
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>fag demo with cool hats setting up sticky traps in common sniper spots
>spook him as homosexualflamelady
>he backpedals into his own stickies and promptly detonates them
>all I did was show up
I want a slow clap taunt please
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/Crocket_/
Post more like this.
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>>187849167
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ShootMeForTwelveDollars
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>>187849167
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>>187849167
hope the motherfucker browse this fucking thread
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>>187849167
I love how he is in a serbian and an albanian group at the same time.
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>>187849167
http://steamcommunity.com/id/IPZKylee
were anynomoos free kekistan xd!!!! get your lol on at 4chan.com hacked btw ;)
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>>187849167
>I'm not a brony, I'm just only "part" of the disgusting degenerates that exist within that fandom, and I made my oc's for creativity, and most of my friends who are bronies I met are nice and kind, so I respect that, though I won't make a comment on how the fandom itself is bad (I already did :^) ) to not cause a trigger alert.
i honestly have no idea what he meant by this
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>>187848784
this is true
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why cant i see my cosmetics and unusual effects in first person yet valve
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>>187849967
He is trying to say he is there to fuck horses not to watch the show.
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>>187849167
>communism
>LGBT is a disease, not a human right.
>Death to LGBT. Those type of people are something like an abomination or they're pure degenerates t. horsefucker
>linking to shadilay and 4chan
>I will take the piss out of you if you want to give me drama
>le free kekistan!! XD hahaha
>I'm not a brony, I'm just only "part" of the disgusting degenerates that exist within that fandom
>he's a part of a mlp porn artists fan group that he's an admin on
this fucking pisses me off
>>
deal with it, fag enabler
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nice try ponyfucker bi classed pedo
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i would rather jerk it to cartoon horses than create AIDS
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>>187850595
that's even worse than the "normal" horsefuckers wtf
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the escape plan crits like the ubersaw holy shit
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>>187849167
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>melee with random crits crits like a melee with random crits
wow whuda thunk
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>>187849167

>"lgbt is a disease" he said, right after declaring his love for having sex with horses

How little self-awareness do you need to have to do this?
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Well for one thing, you cant actually fuck cartoon horses. But you can sure go out and fuck man-ass and invent an incurable disease.
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>>187850327
cl_first_person_uses_world_model 1

most effects don't show up well.
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>>187643424
>Engineer thinking hes skilled when really its just a pyro protecting his shit from an under-performing class thats easy to predict and counter
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this game brings me no joy anymore but every day 3-4 people beg for me to play pubs with them and it feels like an obligation

please help
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>>187849167
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ThatFadedMare
Looking through its friends is pretty fun. This one has a whole story written up for its OC
>>
stop being a bitch
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>>187855413
your loadout is RSTT
also shotgun + pistol + gunslinger is a bad combination
i used it before so i know
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by help i mean release the fucking update and the guy above me is a kneejerk queer
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Lmao

They're never releasing the update
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>>187855880
Keep trying to force that meme buddy, fake it til you make it.
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>>187851589
>>187851889
>>187855365

>can't even figure out how to reply to people
>has a link to 4chan in his profile

jesus christ
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>>187855413
>dead pres
Yikes. Loadout reminds me of my engie tho, so it's decent.
>>187855880
>near stock being a bad combination
What the fuck are you talking about? It's a great combination. There are no notable disadvantages of it.
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>>187855880
that's the only good loadout for gunslinger dude
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>>187858628
Literally every shotgun is viable with the gunslinger. meme shit like rescue ranger or pomson don't work because they're shitty stand alone weapons.
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post artstyle screenshots to pass the time
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more like PASS Time haha XD
I honestly forgot PASS Time was a game mode until now
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>tfw college killed this thread
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>tfw when valve killed this thread
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>>187860706
Artstyle as fuck.

>>187862789
If you don't make time for relaxing you're going to burn out.
If you don't make time for studying you're going to fail all of your classes.
Moderation is key
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>>187651338
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In the market for a new keyboard because I'm fed up with my brown switch Majestouch-2 and its stupidly over-sensitive space bar fucking up my double jumps all the time (Scout main).

What switches do I go for? Black?
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>>187863291
>>62184084
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fucked that right up, just go to /pcbg/ on /g/ they'll be able to help you out more than most people
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>>187862789
>tfw 15 credits of post-calc math this semester
There is no statement in any language, nor any conceptual proposition, that could accurately expess how much i regret being born.

>>187863291
Topre 55g uniform. Capacitive beats out mechanical every day if you're having issues with your strokes.
Ask /mkg/ if you want a specific keyboard or other input.
>>>/g/62174107

>>187864239
>>187864401
/pcbg/ is just a /v/ outpost.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13833422
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>>187867189
Play while fapping then eat your cum and pass out.
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>>187867189
>click link
>your system is heavily damaged by FOUR virus

either sleep or kill yourself for giving my phone viruses
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>>187867345
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there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who still get lost on steel
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>>187867497
>walk out of spawn
>a bunch of gibusvision scouts and pyros start following me
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>there are people in this thread
what
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>>187867497
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Do People Get Lost On Steel Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Around The Map Like Nigga Follow The Big Ass Arrows Haha
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>"you are on your way to 2fort/turbine"
>play as scummy as possible putting sticky traps everywhere
>most of the enemy team eventually disconnect
>>
>play on 2fort
>rocket jump
>kill 2 snipers
ahahahahahahahahahaha fucking DOOFUS use your eyes!
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>>187867809
>acting like a 2d drawing is in anyway representative of a fully fleshed out 3d map
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>>187867497
>playing steel
>>
>5cp map
>actually A/D
horrible
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>>187867809
That map layout is actually relatively straightforward, especially when you take the team colored arrows into account.
>>
hello how do i remove images of anime pornography from the map "capture the flag turbine"
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>>187868814
Have you tried not playing on degenerate servers?
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>>187868814
disable sprays
(why would you)
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>>187868814
does your mom watch you play?
are you <14-years old?
>yes?
stop playing
>no?
why would you care?
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>>187868814
I've had this bug too
You just need to uninstall tf2
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>>187869843
Get this, some people do not enjoy having porn shoved in their face every hour of the day and it has nothing to do with being underage.
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>>187705521
top 10 loadouts that went way too far
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>>187869989
Homosexuals and prudes are emotionally children.
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>Not wanting to see anime porn in a game that is unrelated to anime porn and is rated M for violence and not sexual content means I'm emotionally on the same level as a child
What did he mean by this? How can you be so enslaved to your desires that you need to shove porn in just about everything you do?
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I don't think you know what the word "irony" means, Anon.
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>>187871036

>>187871036
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>>187804596
>waahhh why do i have to AIM at scouts to kill them instantly as heavy why cant the game just be EASYYYYYYY
hey fagtron, your bullets do literally 60 damage at close range, aka the only range that scout can do a reasonable amount of damage

LITERALLY just hit him TWICE with your FAST FIRING MINIGUN and he dies
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>>187869843
distracts my team and they keep jacking off in spawn
>>187870898
autism
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