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As relevant as ever Edition.

>NEW CINEMATIC, "Rise and Shine"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tjcm_kI0n0

>SEASON 6 CHANGES INCOMING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqf0e8zzyCw

>The Summer Games 2017 event is ALMOST OVER. Rev up those lootboxes while you still can

>Event item tracker
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/SUMMER_GAMES

>New Escort map JUNKERTOWN has been announced
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcPDd16_9dI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q0QGtk_AM0

>Deathmatch is coming soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_CBzklel1c

>Latest comic
https://reader.madefire.com/work/w-a2da1239584645338362109be0e7f1fd/read/

>Latest PC patch notes
PTR: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20972920
Live: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

>Overwatch dev tracker
http://www.overstalk.io

>Hero tips, tricks and basics
https://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Personal stats / leader boards
https://overbuff.com
https://masteroverwatch.com

>Previous thread: >>187577653
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Here comes T.Racer!
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Have you thanked your Roadhog today?
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>>187613970
I want to bully Tracer until she cries!
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Still no date on deathmatch?
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MEIPOSTERS

ARE

BESTPOSTERS
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>>187614131
thanks for the carries lord roadhog!
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>>187614131
>Thanking him for hooking an ulting Bastion straight into the team

idiot
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>>187613970
SO THICC
HERO AT EVERY SIZE
THANK YOU BLIZZ!!!
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Tracer LLOOOVVES pussy. She gets down and dirty with the clams EVERY SINGLE DAY. She's the MOST HARDCORE PUSSY-LOVING DYKE ON THE PLANET!!!
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>>187614131
>when you get chained by enemy roadhog as bastion, but your roadhog chains their roadhog saving your life
thanks roadhog
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I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD
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End the event and add Deathmatch to live so I can use my Sombra gun holy fuck.
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>>187614064
Tracer is a whore
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I love Mei!
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STOP bullying Hanzo players
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>>187613970

HEY /owg/

https://clips.twit
ch.tv/IcyWildSnailNomNom
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>>187614201
I love just how much she doesn't look Chinese at all.
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look at this thread
we're gonna do great
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>tfw Mercy dominates the skies now and Pharah is irrelevant
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>>187614297
YOU are the whore!
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Who's priority armor for Torb? I currently go Ana/Zen first, then tanks, supports, genji/tracer, then whoever else.
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>>187614370

This thread is the equivalent of 5 dps instalocks and a gold mercy main.
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>>187614427
just throw it somewhere where they can see it nerd
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>>187614427
1. torb
2. torb
3. torb
4. throw at genji while he's dying to monkey
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>>187614285
Is it actually coming after patch today?
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>>187614423
>Mercy is a dom in game and in their relationship

wew
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>>187614235
This anon is right.
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>land flashbang on someone's head
>does nothing
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>>187614427
Yourself > anyone with shields (symm, zen, zarya) > healers > other dps > tanks

>t.torb main
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>>187614370
Your thread was depending on you
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isn't it weird that speed boost is super good and there's only one hero that has it?
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>>187614423
>>187614527

Do you think Mercy sits on Pharah's face until Pharah gets her off or passes out?
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>>187614329

>Lost to Clawz

rapha plz
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>>187614648
next hero will have an ult that boosts the entire team all over the map
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>>187614486
I am the Mercy main.
But I am not gold
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>>187614201
>32% is obese
>she's easily over 40%
so much of her to love
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>>187614329
you don't just uninstall by deleting the folder, is he a fucking retard?
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>>187614512
No idea, I just hope so.
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>>187614737

he's Russian, and battlenet is his bitch.
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>>187614201
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
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does anybody else spam Widow's hello until they get a sufficient number of "hullo"'s? I love how, I dunno, autistic she sounds (for lack of a better word) when she goes "hullo", it's so fucking cute and sweet.

>tfw you'll never drink Widow's saliva
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>>187614201
35% is hot
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>>187614768
Same, not too excited but anything new and slightly fresh will keep me playing longer.
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>>187614201
>you will never have mei sit on your face while she eats breakfast and and farts on you
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>>187614313
i don't
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>>187615135

Don't say that Anon.

Mei loves you and wants you to smell her farts!
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>>187615336
"man the harpoons! she's comin for a mouthful of krill!"
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>>187614201
god I want to smell her feet so fucking bad
like can you imagine how they must smell after so long in statis? I just want to bathe in that musk
>>187615135
>not wanting her feet
fucking loser
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>>187615336
What a punchable fuckin face holy shit
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>>187615070
I want to lick widow's face
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>>187614201
T H I C C
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>>187615536
>>187615336
>>187615135

What the fuck is wrong with Meiposters
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Are macros bannable? I was thinking of making a quick scope macro for Ana and binding it to Right Mouse Button, but I don't wanna get banned for it.
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>>187615651
widow a ugly
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>>187614201
>that cute glossy eyed look
god I want to lick her asshole so badly
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>>187615536
>>187615135
>>187615336
absolutely fucking disgusting, I hope you die
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>>187615712
It's against the Overwatch Terms of Service, but I don't think they're actively looking out for them unlike with aimbots.
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>>187615771
god can you imagine the buttsweat mixed in there? normally women don't have a smell but when they look like >>187614201 you get distinct flavors in every part. The ass, the snatch, the feet, the armpits, god it's like a fucking buffet
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>>187615734
It's ok to have shit taste, don't worry. Go back eating Mei's shithole
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I unironically want Mei to eat me and turn me into shit.
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This is falseflag posting
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>>187615984
But you're already shit, anon.
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Not all meiposters are like this, I swear guys.
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>>187615919
>>187614201
>mei blows her nose for the first time in years
I need to taste that
>>187616039
>skinny mei
fucking kek
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>>187615984
>>187615336
>>187615135
execute these people
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Do you think Sombra would be into scratchplay with those nails?

Do you think she could inject nanomachines in you that let her control your bodily functions?

What if you had sex with her and she injected nanomachines in you by scratching your back during the sex, but then she revealed that it gave her control of your orgasms, and then from then onwards, any time you wanted to cum, you had to ask her to let you?
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>>187615684
I just assume they are americans whose brain fried during their circumcision.
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>>187616035
Then I want to reflect on the outside what I am on the inside.

I want to be purified by Mei's colon.
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>>187614201
DID SHE HAVE SHIT IN HER BOWELS WHEN THEY PUT IN HER STATIS?
OR DID SHE HAVE TO EMPTY HERSELF?
either mei have to take a laxative and painfully sit on a toilet grunting out all her waste or she took a massive, rock hard shit from what was left inside
thank you so much blizz
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>>187614426
Tracer x D.va is the true OTP.
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make meiposting a bannable offense please
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>>187616205
Do you think Snowball had to watch?
What if Snowball is actually also the toilet?
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>>187616130
You insult American intelligence while saying that a circumcision can somehow mess up your brain?
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>>187616302
>snowball is her personal toilet
now we're talking
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Can we talk about video games please? I want to talk about the video game now.
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we getting the hog buffs and deathmatch today?
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Quick, Bleufags, what are Widow's best voice lines? I really like "Let them eat cake". Haha, imagine eating her blue asshole like a cake!
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>>187616205
>Meifags
>into scat

they like shit, makes sense.
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>>187616412

I think so, although its not confirmed.
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>>187616397
I dunno, Snowball doesn't look big enough for multiple loads.

Do you think Snowball converts her shit into snow? Is that what her ult is? Is Mei's ult just freezing her enemies in her shit?
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>>187616398
What the stale meta? The broken matchmaking? The incoming meta that is completely ignoring all the huge red flags being raised in the PTR?

Overwatch is for porn now only, appealing to everything from lesbians, futa, and now fat musky women.
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>>187616218
You are correct.

>>187616412
It should come in about 2 hours if Blizz's not retarded.
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>>187616302
>What if Snowball is
Makes me think...You should check "snowballing porn", that will give you a nice idea of what Mei does in her free time
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>>187616421
>"sorry"
>"until life, until death"
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>destiny beta just so happens to be on OW off season
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>>187616341
Get woke you dumb faggot and kike enabler. Circumcision is trauma based mind control. Instills slave mentality. You're kidding yourself if you think being strapped to a table and having your cock mutilated while you scream in agony isn't somehow imprinting. More and more fringe evidence of it is arising. That's all it will ever be so long as kikes run our societies, though. Gotta suck those bloody baby dicks. Gotta fuel that cosmetics industry with all those sweet, sweet foreskins, mutilate the goyim.
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>>187615271
So mean...

Honestly
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EXECUTE MEIPOSTERS
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>>187616541
>mei's ult is her shitting over everyone
>all her snow is the collective frozen shit from all her years asleep
>>187616575
>those rolls
yes please, so much yes
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>>187616545
Is there a lot of art of them together? They are so perfect for each other.
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>>187614201
I NEED SOME POV SFM FAT PORN OF MEI RIDING ON MY FACE WITH THOSE BEAUTIFUL THIGHS
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>>187616421
"Step into my parlor, says the spider to the fly..."
I love the vicious tone of her voice in this one.
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>>187616728
>her gun is just diarrhea being sprayed on them until it's too thickly coated on to move anymore, and then she fires a thick log of shit straight through their skulls
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>dashes through you dealing 100 damage with his combo
>starts jumping around your head and spamming infinite shurikens
>deflects and escapes if shit goes south
What are you supposed to do in there situations? Don't say positioning because the twink has the most mobility in the game.
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>>187616545
>>187616943
>we still have skinny bitches being posted
bones are for dogs, real men want T H I C C >>187616963
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I ENJOY MERCY MAINS
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>>187616830
There's a few, yeah. Here's some comics courtesy of /u/. http://imgur.com/a/XAnd1
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>>187617046
Thank you anon <3
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Which Overwatch slut has the best thighs?
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>trying to get weekly lootboxes in Elimination Lockout
>leave every time there's retards on my team
>so far only finished 2/40 games
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>>187616980
Hook, line and sinker
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>>187614201
>>187616963
WE NEED MORE MEI
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>>187617228
no the thread's good
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>>187617048
Thanks. They are my favorite and best characters. I also think they make the best couple. Already got tracer's statue and I can't wait to put d.va's next to her's.
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>>187617162
roadhog
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TRACER

LICKS

PUSSY!!!!
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All these meiposters are making me physically ill
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>>187614201
>you will never have mei pissing into your mouth for the rest time in years, her small moans above you and her quivering, jiggling thighs tickling you
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>mei's pussy is as big as you are
>tfw you can let your entire arm into her pussy
>tfw you fit your other arm into her ass
>tfw she then starts to swallow your legs while your cock fucks her sweaty, chubby belly button
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when am I gonna be unbanned
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Who else knew about their relationship besides Ana? I'd say McCree and Torb. Rein was likely oblivious.
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>>187617647
>I didn't even think of her bellybutton
god how many inches of cock do you think you could force in there?
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>>187616470
>one retard speaks for everybody

Could you try being less of an idiot.
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>people call d.vafags most degenerate
>when meifags exist
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>>187614320
Yo, Jeff here just dropping by to say that you Meiposters are a bunch of disgusting degenerates that will not be tolerated in Neo-Germany, my new colony where I will be the führer.

Post your battletags so I can personally ban you all from Battle.net and then round you up to be shot.
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>>187617162
Best thighs definitely belong to Symmetra, but Symmetra isn't a slut.
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>>187616470
mei fags are into healthy women and musk, they kind of go hand in hand, not scat
>>187617791
fucking a fat woman's bellybutton is honestly one of the best things most people don't know about. It's self lubricated from the sweat too, just make sure they clean out all the lint and hair first
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>>187617162
Widow has the best everything.

She is literally the best character Blizzard has ever created and she should have been the mascot.
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>>187618032
What if I like both and they're my most played characters?
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>>187618032
>dvafags
>blood, sweat and feet
>meifags
>shit, farts and fat
They're both fucking abhorrent.
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>>187618135
dumb widowfag
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>>187618124
>fucking a fat woman's bellybutton is honestly one of the best things most people don't know about. It's self lubricated from the sweat too, just make sure they clean out all the lint and hair first
this game is fucking dead oh my fucking god
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>a girl told you your body was like a furnace one time
do you think Widow would like my body heat? man imagine what her legs would feel like brushing against yours under the covers, a couple of long, silky icicles haha!
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>>187617861
>Meifag
how dare you speak to me
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>Junkrat
>Missing a leg
>Doesn't have a pirate skin
Why
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>>187618032
>d.vafags are pedos
>meifags make everyone around them physicially sick
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO OUR GENERAL?
DID THE MEI SHORT REALLY ATTRACT THESE GUYS TO THE GAME? IS THAT WHY EVEN THE FUCKING GAME ITSELF HAS BECOME SO BAD AND TOXIC NOW?
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>>187618135
>should have been the mascot.
Hey you know what? I agree on that.
I'm actually thinking about buying her statue...
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>>187618459
It's offseason senpai, the other posters have left
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>>187618321
>>187618440
>>187618303
just wait until they introduce a furry character
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>>187618462
I would, but id spend so much time cleaning it i'm not sure it would be worth it.
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>>187618459
I think someone's just falseflagging desu
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>>187618603
oh god
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>>187616341
Here good goy.
http://www.cirp.org/library/psych/goldman1/
http://www.circumcision.org/brain.htm
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>>187618603
that would be the nail in the coffin for the community
>>187618721
It needs to be a fox, that would insane
>>187618503
I don't think it is, I'm starting to see roleplaying customer servers
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>>187618303
>widowfags
>butts, boobs, bdsm
>>187618721
Gorillas don't count
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>>187618610
I hear you, it would be hard to not give her some hot glue...
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>>187618610
dude it's not like you can just leave your cum on there cleaning it often just comes with the territory
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hey guys, filthy newfag here, is there a way to filter posts so they don't show up at all?
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>>187618459
>he thinks it's one person
>implying fat is one of the largest (kek) kink groups
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>>187618816
her ponytail is so perfect, the statue really captured her. although I think her eyes could do with some more detail
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>>187618880
How about you lurk more and find out yourself like a good newfag should do?
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>>187618603
>it's a female furry support character
just so it's maximum
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>>187618867
>not buying 2 statues so you have one to display and one to hot glue
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what did they mean by this?
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>>187618995
Agreed, but I suppose it's complicated to make them better looking.
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>90% of deaths are to "le favor the shooter" meme

Someone should've warned me not to buy this shit game unless I lived near Blizzard's servers.
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>>187619171
>le
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>>187619073
>display widow is jealous and angry because the other widow gets all the cum
Well, I'm buying 2 of them, thanks for emptying my bank account and balls
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wait a minute, why isn't event over yet?
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>>187619143
He's right you know
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>>187619143
thicc
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>>187619157
I honestly think this is one of the best vidya statues out there, the detail is just so on point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x9pIwNNVOk
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>>187619009
id rather someone just tell me :^)
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>>187618603
Hanzos awoo skin is close
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>>187614131
>when the enemy team has a roadhog so you know its a gg ez game
thanks bud
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>>187615536
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>>187619326
It's used in mocking tone you literal autist.
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>>187618071
Read it in his voice
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>>187619491
True.
I'm not really into collectibles, but this one? Damn...

I need a bit more time, that's not that cheap, but I think I'll buy it sooner or later
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Update WHEN?!?!?!??!
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>>187619615
good fucking luck
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my lady friend plays ow on ps4 and is 2200 sr and i play it on pc and am 1500 sr
she says she is better than me at the game but i dont think so because ps4 is shit and the amount of people playing it is so low its pathetic compared to pc
am i right or is she right? i think i am way better than her in this game but she keep saying her sr is higher than mine
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>>187619491
>no eye-shadow

come on...
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>join into game
>pick zen or lucio for some fun times
>genjimaster23: pick ana pls
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>>187619707
>someones job is to sculpt and paint widow's ass by hand
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>>187620005
>genjimaster telling you to pick something other than zen
?????
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>>187619171
>try to stop a goal in lucio ball
>it goes through me
>replay shows me jumping half a second after it's already in the goal
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why do meifags have to ruin mei?
I think she's pretty cute but now whenever I see her I just want to vomit
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>>187618801
>that would be the nail in the coffin for the community
>not a reinvigoration
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>>187619351
No prob. I pre-ordered 2 the day she was announced.
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>>187620191
pretty sure her VA is what ruins Mei.
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>>187620025
My own job is shit in comparison...
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What is the actual gameplay purpose of Ana shooting her bullets hitscan or not depending on being scoped or not? Like in what way does this make her gameplay deeper/more interesting.

I'm not complaining, just curious about the design logic here.
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>>187620292
IDK
I do kinda enjoy her accent and broken engrish
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Man, I just want to be good at Widow, and I've got hot aim once in a while, but most of the time all I am is a bodyshot king (on the days where I'm not full shitter aim and missing half of those as well). And I was doing well on Sombra for a bit, but I'm so fucking inconsistent and pure shit now that it must have just been shitty opponents when I was doing well, because I try to play her now and it's like I'm literally retarded. Like I made no personal progress whatsoever in the hours and hours I spent playing her previously... Or if I did, it just melted away like nothing, and didn't stick.

and here I am, no progress made in life for 10 years, chasing some completely meaningless sense of accomplishment and self-satisfaction through videogame achievement not even enjoying myself or making lasting progress in my attempts, I should probably kill myself
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>>187620583
She's much cuter than Mei.
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>>187620454
In scope you have tunnel vision but your bullets are hit-scan. I think it's about focusing your healing on one target in exchange for abandoning map awareness and what is overall happening around you.
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>>187620292
Not only her VA, but also the writing, her voice lines and her retarded "Woopy woopy friendos!" personality.
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>>187620650
This
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>>187620759
Well, I like her voice and personality. It's her looks and gameplay I don't like.
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>>187619949
face it betafag your woman is better than you
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>>187616651
Cheesedick rage.
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>>187619949
Consolefag here, anyone can make 2200 with a little practice, the real challenge is Diamond
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>>187614131
I want him to turn me into a cum slut
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>>187619949
she's right
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>>187619054
>Bioengineer who did some fucked up experiments with human-animal hybrids
>Most died, and the few that lived either didn't live long or were "imperfect"
>His last attempts at making a hybrid was just grafting a human and an animal together
>The last good result was a young woman with the head and tail of a wolf
>The scientist was killed, and the test subjects kept in hiding, away from the public eye
>Wolfgirl escapes and joins Overwatch to make sure abominations like her are never made again
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>>187619949
Swap platforms, create new accounts, do placements
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>>187620976
>>187621241


go fuck yourself

>>187621061
yeah man, i know right, it's easier to get high rank cause there are so little players there
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>>187620645
Playing sniper is not "that" difficult in a normal shooter.
But in Overwatch, you don't only need good aim...You also need to deal with those fuckin flankers go can reach you more or less wherever the fuck you are, with a flying monkey who can jump on your head every 6 fuckin second and the most fun part you have to keep your head cold and your hand sure while being in the middle of this mess.

What makes Amélie so hard to play is not her gameplay, but the whole concept of Overwatch in my opinion.
She's not easy to play at first (even if Blizzard says she's a 2 stars hero...), but the game makes her extremely more complicated than she is.
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>>187621262

so the same back story as rocket the racoon?
try to have some originality eh scrub?
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>single healer hanzo + widow teams even on offseason

Please kill this game already
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>>187621298
>I go online to ask opinions of strangers but get mad when they dont agree with me!

jesus how many black guys has she made you watch fuck her.
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>ywn lift with phara
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>>187621298
if you are 1500sr on pc you're probably mentally challenged so, yes, she's right.
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>>187621665
Pharah is nothing but a skin for Korra to be honest.
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>>187621307
tracking>flicking
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>>187618032
The difference is that D.vas think they're actually good at the game just because they press rightclick :^)
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>>187621307
There's usually only 1 or 2 ways to get somewhere on most maps, yet retards need anti fun heroes like McCree because they can't check 2 paths at the same time
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>>187620454
it'd probably be too strong to have her be hitscan unscoped

>>187620191
>>187620292
>>187620946
I've been thinking, what exactly makes Mei so detestable.
I think there are many reasons.
1. Trying too hard to be cute.
2. Bad V.A. It's not the accent, most of the cast has an accent, it's her jilted intonation. This is even more apparent in the short.
3. She's a mainland Chinese.
4. Hypocrite: she berates Junkrat for being a bully, and then proceeds to wall off characters singling them out so her team can literally bully them to death.
5. Her death screams suck. Most character have satisfying death gurgles. Dva probably has the best falling into a pit scream, Mei's just sounds like she sledding down a hill.

TL;DR Mei is shitt!

SHITT!
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>queue into lockout elimination
>estimated time: 6 sec
>a minute later get put into 2-2 match
>lose without even playing
Thanks, Blizzard.
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>Play the entire day as Sombra
This fucking hero is awful. Why is it an offense hero? Its not a fucking offense hero, its a support hero. What's the trick to playing this? Help me anons!
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>>187617406
>>187617647
>>187617428
>>187618032
>>187617228
>>187616868
>>187616684
>>187616717
>>187616575
>>187616470
>>187616263
>>187616039
>And many, many more
"Our world is worth fighting for!"
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>>187621589

just once, that happened just once. just shut the fuck up about it already. it wasnt even a good one, its just a short one and it never happened after that.

>>187621725
honestly, people aim so well in bronze it's almost as if they are all using aimbots. i would stream it if i could and you can see it, the videos on youtube dont do any justice, its all luck shots but the one i die from were made with precision like aimbot.
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>>187622303
>Sombra and Sym should swap positions
>Blizzard would never do it because muh autism needs to be in the support section so they feel like they are helping
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>>187621367
There's not a lot of lore option for furies in a realistic sci-fi environment. It's either bio-engineering or aliens.
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>>187622303
>>187622436
Sombra is not a support hero you literal fucking retards, she's absolutely a DPS/off-DPS.
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>>187622303
Her cooldowns are too long; Having to sit there for 3s every time she uses her translocator. Waiting 8s in between each hack. Both of these things keep her out of the fight/game for too long IMO, she needs to be able to be there for her team when they need her.
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Hey anon, your Mercy main here. Did you vote for me after the game...? :3
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>>187622303
it just takes a lot of practice. memorizing routes and health pack locations learning to sneak past enemy lines and dodge fire so you dont uninvis.figuring out a second sense of when you should engage and how far away you should engage from. who needs to be hacked to kill quickly and who youd just be wasting time with. communication is key bc without a team group up or an ult Combo her ult is useless. just give it time!
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>>187621307
More than anything else I think the differences in hitboxes and the movement characteristics of a lot of characters throws me off. But yeah sometimes I get completely fucked and shut down by flankers that I just can't deal with at my skill and experience level. That's something else entirely. Intrinsic to the character, the nature of the game. But even then "not "that" difficult" doesn't apply because my aim is wildly inconsistent across matches and my critical hits are perpetually single digit.

I'm saying my raw mechanical skill, the ability to land consistent headshots and sometimes even consistent body shots just... does not improve. It just fluctuates from "best of me" to "worst of me" and everything between.

>>187621906
I'm physically incapable of tracking with something like headshots at range, like following/predicting with my mouse and landing it on someone erratic. I have to flick to have a hope in hell in those cases. Even then I'm not good at headshotting downscope, but can at least bodyshot somewhat consistently. I'm better at flicking for headshots as McCree than I am Widow. Consistent tracking-tracking, staying on targets with sustained fire at medium/short, ala Sombra/Tracer or say the LG in Quake, I'm much better at.
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>>187622423
was he cute at least?
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Hey Meiposters,

My name is Jeff, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, Meiposters who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass Mei pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honest, have any of ever even gotten to plat? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Sombra.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me up with your best season high. I'm pretty much perfect. I am the game director for Overwatch and top 500 in my region. What rank are you on, other than "I try to deflect Zarya beam with Genji"? I also get all the Golds, and have a banging good character designer (He just designed me a new waifu; She was SO cash). You are all Meiposters who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my dude.
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Deathmatch update in 45 minutes
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>>187622959
What makes you so sure?
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>>187622570
>Actually thinks that symmetra is not just a better torb
>One gives shields the other gives armor
>Both have shitty turrets that get destroyed in mere seconds
At least Symmetra's gun can pierce enemies and actually do a fuck ton of damage if used properly. I honestly don't see how by your logic that torb shouldn't be a support hero too.

Please explain? Though desu I think we both know how this will end; "muh fav char is NOT A SUPPORT REEEEEE".
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>>187623078
dad works at blizzard
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>>187623082
I love Torb and I think he fits into the Support category.
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>>187614729
You will be once the rework goes through :^)
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>>187623182
I think both fits the Defense category, rather. Support should be reserved for healers.
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>>187622783

no, hes black, hes ugly as shit. now shut up about it
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>>187623264
>Support should be reserved for healers.
But then Jeff would have to acknowledge there's only three fucking healers.
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>>187623347
mercy, ana, lucio, zen

which one isnt a healer?
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>>187622570
She has the dps of a wet noodle. She's only good for her supporting abilities.
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>>187619957
>no eye-shadow
>come on...

The less make-up, the better, every time. Except for maybe burn victims.
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>>187623128
my uncle actually
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>>187623454
>which one isnt a healer?
Zen, because hes usually dead on the floor unable to heal his team.
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>>187623489
But widowmaker's make-up is one of the things i like of her
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>>187622721
>I'm saying my raw mechanical skill, the ability to land consistent headshots and sometimes even consistent body shots just... does not improve. It just fluctuates from "best of me" to "worst of me" and everything between.

I am, honestly, in the same case.
For now I only have 10 hours on Widow, and I don't feel I get better.
I realized I land more hits when I successfully calm myself down and concentrate a bit more, but it rarely lasts for long...

That's actually a shame because I really like using her. It's a nice change since I'm mostly a support player but feeling bad or not seeing a very notable progress is frustrating
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>>187623557
>second highest pick rate healer in the meta right now
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>>187623454
Zen is DPS.
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>>187623686
>A strong dps that can sometimes heal has a high pickrate
I'm sure you think Soldier 76 is a healer too :^)
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>been playing Mystery Heroes for the past hour and a half
>still haven't won

This mode is really fun but whenever the enemy team gets 4 tanks in one respawn I just get fucking cancer.
I'm almost convinced that the mode is rigged where the team who is going to lose gets more tanks.
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>>187623680
>this finger, is going up your butt
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>>187623986
>finger in pooper
Where do you think she learned that?
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>>187623680
Widow is cute irrespective of whatever make-up she's wearing.
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>>187616421
Her new one "Please, leave." when she spawns in to Chateau Guillard. She just sounds so done with everyone traipsing around her family estate in their muddy boots and their blood.
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28 MINUTES MY DUDES
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>last box of the games
>need one more legendary to have literally everything from this even
>not enough money to buy it
>starts to open
>barely can keep my eyes open
>see yellow
>holy shit, I might have it!
>500 gold and the crushing realisation that I'll have to get it next year
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>tfw got Bloo skin
>doesn't show off cheeks
But why
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>>187624087
I want to kiss Mercy after she's eaten ass!
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>>187623847
I think their respective ults cement them in their respective categories without much question.
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>>187623680
>>187623986
>tfw no completely stonefaced, emotionless Widow gazing directly into your eyes with those beautiful golden orbs welling up a little bit with tears as she swallows your dick to the hilt and tickles your prostate with two fingers
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>>187624320
anon please, my penis can only take so much
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>>187624493
I want to kiss that tummy more than I want to wake up tomorrow.
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>>187624320
>emotionless Widow
Blizzard fucked that part so damn hard. The base idea was ok, but Amélie is everything but emotionless. She's cold hearted yes, but not emotionless.
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is the event over? didnt get a single event skin at all and i just want the widow skin
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>>187622303
SHE IS A BACK UP,

she provides suppressive fire, denies heals, and sabotages the enemy. You dont play alone, stay in your team, always push people away from the backline with your spray. keep up at least 2 healthpacks

when your team is decent and you want to find mercies to gank between pushes, hack a pack wait for cooldowns, place teleporter, invis and assassinate or find her and return to tell your team.

its about positioning and teamplay

you lose because you tunnel vision and cant coordinate your play to your team. you dont need to use a mic or even type if you stick to your job.

tl;dr play someone else if you dont get it
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>>187624214
Didn't her ass get nerfed compared with her original design?

>>187624493
Do you have the animated version of this?
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>>187624636
in 20 minutes
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>the state of this general
can season 6 just start already
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>>187619446

is not
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>>187624740

i wont be able to finish a game that quickly. fuck man, i just wanted a good widow skin that i can fap to and they wont give it to me
bunch of pos, i hate this game so much i want my 60$ back faggots
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>lockout elimination
>our hanzo vs gency
>he just jumps off the map
That's a completely new level of retardation.
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>tfw had everything from the event since week 1
>seeing everyone screech about trying to get their waifu skin or something at the last minute
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Today, I will remind them.
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>>187624838
I guess you gotta buy some, anon
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>>187624597
>Blizzard fucked that part so damn hard.
did they though?

the big twist is that she isn't "mindbroken" or somehow not responsible or present for the things she has done, her current outlook is just a different perspective, no less valid for her than the alternative, the rumours surrounding Amelie's "mindfuck" have been greatly exaggerated, there's literally nothing wrong with killing omnigger de-segregationists

her comments to Ana about Gerard and shit hints at something much deeper
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>>187624838
20 minutes is enough to win 3 arcade games
We don't even know if it's ending today
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>tracer vs lucio 1v1
Your odds?
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This game isn't fun. I thought I was just bad, but after I got to Masters back in 2016 and kept playing, I realized how the game conditions you to just keep playing.
You use the lootboxes as a goal to keep grinding. Gotta get that win of the day in, right? And because of how the matchmaking works, they purposely put you on a handicapped team to create a 50/50 winrate, when in reality that winrate should come from players being evenly skilled. Blizzard did this with Starcraft, with hearthstone, with heroes of the storm, and now with Overwatch. I can remember being a diamond in starcraft fighting a gold player. He was on a winning streak, I was on a losing streak.

This isn't mentioning waifus and oxytocin. Oxytocin is the hormone that makes you bond with other people. Overwatch provides you with characters to masturbate to, and then play in game. Everytime you see a pharah+mercy lesbian coitus, you can self insert as one of the characters and literally feel bonded with them. Then, ingame, the female mercy main can be your friend and "heal" you, so you feel attached to the character. It's better to uninstall, so that you won't keep playing and paying this treadmill with waifubait. You can masturbate to the characters without playing the game. Take the mei short, for example. A chubby chinese girl acting cute was the focus of the video. The actual story and message was beyond boring, it was her thicc thighs that made it worth watching.
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>>187622303
Sombra is a support/offense/defense hybrid.

Her gun does lackluster damage on its own but can be useful for finishing off enemies or distracting them. Definitely not going to be picking people off by yourself though.

Her hacked healtpacks can simultaneously zone out an area from enemies, while also provide a good amount of healing to the team.

Her ult is insane for comboing and charges incredibly fast if your team is playing around healthpacks.

People like >>187622570 is why most people think she's a bad hero. They don't understand the core concept or her platstyle and thus underperform with her. Sombra is probably the most team dependent hero in the game right now. If your team isn't using your healthpacks or comboing with your ult, you're not going to do well
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>>187625165
As Tracer if I try to 1v1 a Lucio I just end up frustrated so I never even bother.
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Will we get a patch today?
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12 MINUTES BOIS
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>>187624734
>Do you have the animated version of this?
Different spot, same skin.
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>>187625571
SHE SMILES WHEN SHE WAVES

I HAVEN'T NOTICED THIS

I LOVE THIS
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>>187624993
>widow being blue
cute!
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>>187625571
Infiniment reconnaissant
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>>187625508
i feel the same with flanker on flanker duels
(unless its a dragon blade 1v1)
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>>187615070
Holy shit Anon, I thought I was the only one!
It's the cutest thing in the ENTIRE GAME!
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tfw owg is showing you the pure way of bleu waifuism
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>Grind all three arcade boxes
>Get two golds
>they're all non-event legendary skins
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I just started playing this game yesterday, which heroes are shit and I should stay away from?

The Horse robot thing seems awful, I don't think I've ever seen anyone do anything with it, especially compared to Dva/Winston/Shield Guy who all feel infinity stronger.
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BLEUOOOOOO
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bunch of retards who doesnt know how to play lucioball
fuck this shit, guess i;ll just play mystery heroes then
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>>187626120
you shouldn't think too much on that if you're new to the game
play what you find fun
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>>187625697
Are you new to bleu?
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>>187626120
Play them all, you will find the ones that click with you best. Everyone will say every single character is shit, so it's a pointless question really.
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3 mins until disappointment
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It's fucking bleue you retards. Bleue. Fuck.
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>>187626120
The good heros are;

Winston
Dva
76
Genji
Tracer
Lucio
Ana
Mercy
Zenyatta

There's no need to play anything but those heros and all other heros are inferior to these in some way.
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>>187626412
>Ana
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>>187626294
I could put her in the next OP if you want.
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>>187626412
Forgot to mention Hanzo
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>>187626059
Were they decent legendaries at least?
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What are some of the worst battletags you've seen?
I'll start withe the hilarious and original "worst(hero they main)"
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>>187626294
Refer to OP's image.
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>>187626249
I have been a Tracerfag all my life. I am very much new to bloo.
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Deathmatch is live.
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>>187626541
Hell naw, got one of the Lucio hockey skins and Raghead Genji.
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Oh fuck, it ended.
Four hours playing with retards in arcade and only 7 wins. Fuck you, Jeff, it should've ended yesterday.
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>>187626567
SvenskSoldat

Swedish Soldier
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UPDATE IS OUT ON PS4 15GB
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>>187626502
>Stun ensures death
>Grenade still does like 5 things and is the most debilitating de-buff in the game
>Nanoblade/Visor/Winston wins games
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>>187625374
As a Sombra main I wish I could back you up, but she's really a niche pick and this game needs the dps heroes to be able to somehow handle themselves.

>hurr but it's a team durr based game
The objectives are actually what makes the game a team based game. The upcoming deathmatch patch would give you an insight on which heroes can best handle themselves.

>Her gun does lackluster damage on its own but can be useful for finishing off enemies or distracting them. Definitely not going to be picking people off by yourself though.
As much as how this sounds really great as a passive, you rarely ever have the need to follow people because the game revolves around wiping the team and whenever there's really a straggler you don't actually have to follow them because the objective is more important than securing kills. The only time that I actually get to use her passive is to look for Mercys that are hiding before a big rez, but even then her self regen makes the passive useless.

>Her hacked healtpacks can simultaneously zone out an area from enemies, while also provide a good amount of healing to the team.
Again, very useful skill but always under utilized, mainly because all of the healthpacks are out of the way which, from a design stand point makes sense because it would create the need to have healers. There's also the fact that you would have to leave the objective to get to the health pack.
The only place that I can think of that makes hacked health packs actually useful is when you are defending the 2nd point of a 2CP map and some KOTH maps like Ilios.

>Her ult is insane for comboing and charges incredibly fast if your team is playing around healthpacks.
In theory, yes her ult is incredibly powerful, but unless you actually have a coordinated team to utilize your EMP, it's pretty weak.
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>>187626567
chipshajen
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>>187626506
yes please!
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>>187625374
She most certainly can pick off heroes on her own. That is actually how you are suppose to use her. You flank pick the support (Zen, Mercy or Sym easiest for Sombra to kill), hack the tank or dps (whoever is more annoying) and then you finish them off as a team.

Or if you are playing defensively then always be consistently jumping around (as in get the fucking high ground all the time) the point you are defending. Then you hack any intruders, Tracer, Genji, Winston etc... and then wipe them with the help of your team.

But if you going in solo and dont want to trust your team them the other team should never be able to see you but you them and you basically just harassing their back line till the match is over. You might get picks or you might not it all depends on your aim. If you aim is shit then you are being a shit Sombra.
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>>187626729
>>187626790
Dehors Suéde connards
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I've finally found a good Tracer/Widowmaker rapefic. Now just need to find one for Doomfist raping Tracer, Reaper raping Tracer, Roadhog raping tracer, Sombra raping Tracer and Winston having to watch all of these take place
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>>187626567
hahapoofartsumad
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>>187626506
You could do an original OP image? That way you don't have to appeal to either group, nor offend either group. A nice picture of a Grass Snake or a bridge over a waterfall would be original
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Doomfist tips lads? He's fun as fuck but the defenition of glass cannon
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>>187626910
Oh thank god total mayhem stayed
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>>187626898
U got a link m8?
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>>187626910
YES CTF
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>>187626892
>Dehors Suéde connards
sug på min snopp
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>when you realize that your aim isn't ever gonna improve and just default to play auto-aim characters like winston or symmetra
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>>187626567
i once saw a reaper called obama
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>finish mistery heroes game for a lootbox
>1 minute past the hour
>event is over
Fuck. To add insult to injury the fucking box had an ugly Doomfist legendary. I could have gotten the Window or McCree ones from the event, but fucking no. 1 minute too late. End me.
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>>187627061
https://archiveofourown.org/works/11809005
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>>187625697
She's pretty cute
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>>187627114
do the iddqd hitscan practice every day
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>>187627087
nej Svensk groda, du ät min zizi också din waifu är skit
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>>187626736
fuck off update, I'm trying to play Darkest Dungeon here.
If anyone can help me (since /dadg/ is currently dead), i'm stuck on Yellow Brigand Pounder, Stygian. Any tips?
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>lockout
>reaper & widow against zen
>reaper dies to zen
>tell widow to step into junk's trap
>she accidentally does that 10 seconds later
No wonder I couldn't get lootboxes in time.
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>>187627168
I'm on console.
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>>187627069
told you
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>>187626910
>CTF
Fuckin finally!
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6GB on PC. Downloading now.
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>>187626776
Sombra is a god on DM with her hack, SMG, mobility/escapes and opportunist.
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>>187626967
Save your uppercut and slam for escape after you punch.

Charge your punch around corners, if you don't see an enemy you can hit make sure you cancel it.
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>>187627035
I don't know what I would do without Total Mayhem. Its really cancer but fun
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which hero needs to take a trip to pic related?
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Deathmatch up?
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>>187627205
>din waifu är skit
Even I can understand this.
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>>187626910
where's no limits
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>>187626910
>no No Limits
Fuck. Here was me wanting to have fun in the arcade instead of grinding 9 games out.
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i wasnt able to get another loot box, the event is over, i am not getting the widow skin, fuck this shit
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FINALLY SOME JUNKRAT GAMES
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>wait weeks for the fucking event to end because I want to buy about 100 regular loot boxes
>finally ends
>"an internal error has occured"
>6gb patch

TAKE MY MONEY YOU FUCKING KIKES
WHY WON'T YOU LET ME PAY YOU
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>>187627274
Sombra's only retardedly broken in DM because she controls the health packs.
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post patch notes
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>>187627470
Did his buffs go through?
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>>187627531
just check two last prt patchnotes, should be pretty much the same stuff with minor changes
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>>187627205
Pourquoi ces barbares du nord ont encore le droit de parler?
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>>187627531
this
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DID JUNKER TOWN FINALLY HIT THE PTR?
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>>187627396
>>187627397
I also miss No Limits. Guess it will be custom games locked forever now.
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what is with the update, there is like 6gb for pc and even with 5mb/s its still slow as shit. what the fuck is in the patch
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looks like blizzard decided to make me stop playing
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>>187615684
reminder.
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>>187627362
WOOOOO UH RULES UOS SUCK LOLOLOL
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>>187627205
>zizi
till och med kuk låter femenint på franska
nej din waifu är merde
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>>187627615
tournure de l'intrigue: j'ai été un barbare du Nord posant comme un Français
bli vräkt grodälskare
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>>187627615
cyкa блять
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https://blizztrack.com/patch_notes/overwatch/39425
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>>187627718

Deathmatch
Team Deathmatch
Junkrat, Hog, Widow and Orisa changes.
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>>187622620
Only if you keep pocketing me in every game you dirty healslut!
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Do bought lootboxes have different RNG?

I didnt get any legendaries through all event so i decided to buy 11 summer boxes just because and I got 3 summer legendaries and one legendary pile of coins
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In case anyone cares, here's the arcade updates.
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>>187627887
That's it? It's been like 2 months since the last fucking update.
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>>187627887
They scrap the Dva changes?
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>>187628008
legendaries have a drop rate of 7%
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Wait deathmatch is actually live? What's gonna happen to this >>187626910 then?
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>Junkrat and Widow patch drops
Can't wait for all the rats shovings bombs on my face and flying blueberries one shotting me from their spawn to my spawn.
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>>187616039
it's sad to think that all the nice and none degenerate mei posters get clumped in with the others despite the weird ones only being like 10% of the fan base. in fact, i bet it's only a small potion of the 4chan mei fan base that is like this. i haven't seen anything like this on any other overwatch orientated site.
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>>187627887
what's the rest of the 6Go for then?
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>>187628105

They are still under development.
Same as Mercy changes.
We will get them in a few weeks.
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>>187628086
Are you fuckin kidding me? Don't tell me they're doing it again by putting the same mode twice?!
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>>187627150
same here, no tulum for me
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>>187628151
No barriers are safe
No 200 hps are safe
Here I come
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>>187628192
No they fucking aren't. They'll be on the PTR for half a month, then 2 weeks later will be pushed live exactly the same as day 1 PTR. Updates for this game take too fucking long.
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>>187628086
>>187628142
>no CTF
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i almost have enough points to buy a gold weapon, which weapon should i get gold on? i main mercy lucio hanzo and 76
i am thinking about getting hanzo but it doesnt really match with any of his skin
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>>187626736
is it the new doomfist/deathmathc update?
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>>187628382
don't get hanzo's, I bought his and every one looks shit
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>>187628382
you are either getting junkrats golden weapon or you are not getting anything
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>>187628086
>>187628351

get Mayhem the fuck out of there
>>
>Group suddenly disbands
>Last one says he got an update and he's restarting to check it out
>It's 6 Gb patch
It's okay, not like I wanted to play tonight or anything.
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>>187628573
Mayhem is the best mode
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>>187628573
No you get the fuck out
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>>187628382
Widow
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>>187616608
This
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>>187628630
slow download speed sucks huh. i know that feeling, it takes an entire night to download that shit and it also uses all my bandwidth for this month.
the ptr changes isnt even in this patch so i cant go nuts on mercy as well
kinda lame man
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What's new in PTR?
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TWO FUCKIN DEATHMATCH MODES, TOTAL BULLSHIT MAYHEM IS STILL ON AND STILL NO CTF!
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>>187628672
I DIDNT GET THE FUCKING SUMMER SKIN SO I AM NOT PLAYING THAT SHITTY BLUE FAGGOT UNTIL I GET A GOOD SKIN OF HERS.
FUCK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF MY FAILURES TO GET THE SWEET ASS SKIN FAGGOT
>>
where the fuck is Junkertown
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>>187628237
Baguette deathmatch is Free For All, the other one is team DM.
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>>187628178

They may have added some behind the scenes stuff that isnt set to go active yet? Junkertown maybe?
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>>187628759
>burger internet
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>actually wanting CTF
What the fuck is wrong with you all?
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>>187628824
comes with d.va/mercy patch i guess
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>6gb patch

Fucking excuse me?
>1 map
>literally number changes and bug fixes
>voicelines

What could they have possibly done or secretly added that amounts to that 6gb
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>>187628178
They mentioned in corresponding PTR patch that they updated something in the engine so that future patches are going to be much smaller, but this one will be huge.
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>Junkrat changes intact
Salt incoming.

>Mercy unchanged on live
God bless.
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i want to take d.va's virginity. i want physically pin her down and take it. i want her to struggle and try to escape but not be able to because she's so small. i want to slowly and forcefully ram my dick into her and listen to her screams. i want to pump my seed into her womb and watch as tears roll down her soft little cheeks.
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>Anon I already told you i cant res more than one person anymore!
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>>187628920
Just autistic torb/symm mains who wants to sleep on the flag and get potg
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>>187628382
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>>187628998
oh nice
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>>187628989
Hidden map and/or characters, maybe their files are not compressed
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>>187628086
>No No Limits
>No CtF
>None of the hero specific brawls from S1 era (Super Shimada Bros, Good/Bad/Ugly etc)
>No Fun
God, why do grindwhiners get priority over people who want to have fun in the fucking arcade
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>>187628662
Sure if by best you mean worst
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>>187629007
Mercy is coming in the next patch.
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>>187628989
official sfm porn of roadhog and mercy having sex for the sole reason of procreation
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>>187628989
They're changing the way the game itself is built to make it easier to patch later, but it means a big ol' patch now, according to official statements.
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>>187629175
Neck yourself
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>>187628989
7gb for me
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>>187629140
>>187629140
>no 6v6 lockout

literally the only mode i can tolerate on the Arcade and it has been gone for a month
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Here comes...
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>>187629053
>That nose
>Shin and calves the same size as her thighs
>All around shit anatomy
>Saving garbage fanart in general
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>>187628989
>aimbot detection.
in the past, aimbots will auto aim for you and you have to press the trigger to hit it

now aimbots have changed, instead of it autoaim for you and you press the trigger, you have to aim yourself and it will press the trigger for you
that is why when you look at the kill cam, people just randomly flick shit and hope that the crosshair lands on the head and the aimbot will auto fire for you. this is harder to detect because people can claim that they have super reflex but half the shit you see on youtube videos are people randomly flick their cursor and somehow got a headshot within that millisecond
the aimbots have not changed and bnet needed to add something to detect that.
remember the red outline colour change they did to confuse the aimbot? this is what the aimbot has evolved to
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>>187629236
Not today, old friend
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>>187629332
t. orbjörn!
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>PTR down
>Junkertown no where to be seen


Jesus Christ, the content drip is infuriating on this game
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>>187629332
tr.oadhog
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>tfw you realize Amélie still have a picture of her and Gérard.
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>>187629294
>nazi language
get real nigga
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>>187629528
toadhog
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>>187628989
new skins
there are 2 maps - chateau and junktown
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POST B L O O TO CELEBRATE HAVING HER NEW MAP, FINALLY.
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>>187629332
DEE VEE A
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>>187613970

I uninstalled this shit game

I am finally free.
>>
>Junk changes not here yet
God damn it blizz.
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>>187629294
probably cause your voice language isn't in english? you gotta download the language pack then too
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Long hair widow
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>>187629641
holy cow, she is fatter than mei here
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Why the fuck is this patch 15gb on xbox
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>>187628989
15gb on ps4
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>>187629757
well that was just uncalled for
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>>187629757
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>>187629776
probably contains the junkertown map as well
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>>187629757
Faggot
>Torb wishes he was that big
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>>187629947
o3o
>>
please tell me there's junkertown and not just new small arcade mode maps, it's almost 7gb after all
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Playing McCree, sometimes my aim is fucking garbage and sometimes I hit every shot.
The fuck is going on.
Same with Widow.

Also my PC is struggling keeping 75fps (my refresh rate) and sometimes it can't even do 60
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>>187629641
D'accord
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>Deathmatch is full McCree
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>>187629757
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>187630075
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>>187630000
Just the Chateau. They changed the way files are stored in this update which is why it's so big this time.
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>>187630047
That'd make a good halloween map make it haunted and spoopy skeletons hidden and shit
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>>187630075

McCree
Sombra
Soldier
Genji
Doomfist
Roadhog
Tracer

All A tier heroes for deathmatch.
Pick your favorite and hope for the best.
We've known this for weeks now.
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>>187629757
I want torb to pound me like his turret
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>99% of gold drops were stock legendaries.
>only summer related skin I got was Lucio's Striker when I already had Selecao
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>>187630184
that's boring, hopefully junkertown next week at least
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>>187630326
I got literally everything but mercy and widow, and soldier but idgaf about him
>>
What's new on PTR?
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>>187630439
Everything
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>>187630439
They changed everything. Overwatch is now a kart racer.
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>>187630224
>Sombra
Hide and steal low health frags?

How's TDM?
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>>187630439
Nothing
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WHERE THE FUCK IS JUNKERTOWN
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>blizzshit scared of competition so they hastily release unfinished deathmatch
l m a o i n g
>>
widow gold weapon looks pretty shitty man
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roadhog is still ass
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DAY OF ORISA!
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>>187630624
>7GB patch
>it's a fucking meme-tier DM/TDM arcade mode that all the shitters will flock to

Why does blizzard waste so much bandwidth on updating this game?
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>>187620156
yo, for real. This shit god damn pissed me off.
Makes me flustered thinking about it
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>destiny cucks clogging blizzshit servers
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2997 COMP POINTS AGGGHHHHHHH
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>blizzshit updating their game

lmao dead game!!! amirite
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is it dl-ing at ~600 kbps for everyone or is it my second world internet reeeeeeeee
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>>187629641
Amélie's Chateau is an actual fun map for me.
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>>187630624

You have to stop with this meme.
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>>187630960
31MBP/s for me, try restarting your shit
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>>187630987
you'll never be even a half-decent shooter
deal with it
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>>187630981
And totally not good for a sniper, right?
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>>187630879
>even though they went back to nice round numbers you'll always have some shitty fucking amount

FUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>187630943
It's a shit update that should've been out a month ago. I wish people would stop buying loot boxes so blizzard would have to actually make a good game.
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>>187631074
Go back to circlejerking with your 30 year old friends at your Quake 2 lan parties you fucking fat wizard
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orisa is a fucking death machine now lads
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>Deathmatch is 4v4
>mfw I'm a Sym main

Shield Gen is wild OP
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so as long as you played tthe deathmatch it gives you a lootbox regardless if you win or lose? that is kinda lame
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>>187631223
Especially since people are just too retarded to shot at her shield...
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>>187631074

>muh movement
>muh skill

Hey grandpa, I'm sorry QC is underfunded and plagued by gamebreaking netcode lag and hitreg problems but you have to stop shilling about it here.
No one cares and most of the time I'm the only one answering to your posts.
Stop it.
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>>187631074
You will never have a playerbase bigger than 15 people. Deal with it.
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>>187631313
No it only gives you the lootbox if you're in the top 4.

I would know, I can't get to the top 4 because i'm shit
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>>187631313
top 4 counts as a win iirc
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>>187631294
you are uselsss for the entire duration tho unless they are dumb enough to walk into your orbs
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WHERE'S MY NEW MERCY
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>>187631031
What the fuck, even back home with my first world internet my DLs never go over 2mbps, even though my ISP and online bandwith measuring say I have over 30 mbps down speed, I always thought it was a universal shuttling thing
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>>187631404
>>187631414
oh thats not so bad, was top 3 :^)
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EGYPTIAN LOVER
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>>187631431
Still in the oven. She's hilariously broken on PTR.
>>
WE
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>>187630773
Congrats.
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>>187631494
>not choosing the mom over the daughter
You're a fagget
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16 GB patch on PS4 - 19 hours. Great.
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>more defense matrix cancer

Guess I'll wait for Season 7.
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>>187631494
face looks weird as hell

When will every girl and artist realize that fucking nobody likes puffy botox lips? It's so incredibly off-putting
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>>187631083
The map feels too cramped to snipe in for me but I went against a lot of top 500s and GMs Widows on PTR who did well. It's really great for mid rangers though.
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>>187631634
Ypu have to work your way up

DA DA DA DA DA ~ DA DA DA DA DA DA DA~ EGYPTIAN LOVER
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>>187631603
I love ana
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>no new mercy or d.va changes
Seriously? they're not going to release them mid season, so now what?
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TDM fucking trash, as expected. Playing just for the initial loot box, after that not even gonna touch that shit.
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>>187629641
Most of them are NSFW but ok
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>>187630773
I want her to tenderly stroke my cock with her pneumatic hand. I'm sure she'll love it, and blush a lot because of that unknown but pleasant feeling she'd feel in her tender robopusseh.
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>>187631819
>they're not going to release them mid season, so now what?
Yes they are and you fucking know it
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Welp safe to say I'm never playing DM ever again, fuck you Blizzard you're fucking retarded, not only are BS chars with BS skill allowed on a BS narrow map, but i have to win this shit for a retarded loot box
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD!
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Why do I have to do an 8gb download for this fucking game whenever I launch bnet? What the ***FUUUUUUUCK***
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>>187631842
Are you me?
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>>187631947
>>187631842

Is DM/TDM the best shiter filter we have so far?
Probably.
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>>187631947
now you know that you are the moron in the team and you cant blame your teammate
ahaahhaah, the weakest link has been found, little shit
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>>187631947
lmao you have to get top 4, good job exposing yourself as an utter shitter that can't handle being bad
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>>187632001
Maps and map patches are large. Even moving a bucket in a map can cause hundreds of megs of changes because all the bits get shifted and re-arranged when you recompile.

They said they're working on reducing patch sizes.
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>>187631947
Yeah, I just got placed into a DM with some guy already at 18 kills, you'd think for a multi BILLION dollar company they'd be able to figure out a way to at least not place you in all but over matches, but nope they really are retarded
>>
> try out FFA
> pick Doomfist
> other 7 players are: Genji x3, Dva x2, and Mei x2
> only killing blows count

Into the trash it goes. People are actively trying not to waste abilities on the Mechs because they want the kill on baby Dva. Meanwhile all these genjis are just hanging around waiting to dash for the killing blow. This is beyond retarded
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>>187632210
was there even a patch recently? havent played for a while, I thought everything was still on the ptr
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why would you not play roadhog in deathmatch?
he's probably unkillable in that mode
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>>187632001

Because you are probably launching bnet every 3-4 months.
>>
I'm on PS4 and i just got a 15gig update. The fuck are you kucks talking about a 7gb update? This has to have Junkertown in it too.
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>>187632305
Sucks to be you I played 76 and got my FFA win first try with a 16 point lead.
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>>187632080
>>187632116
>>187632147
Oh that weak as bait, come on you can't be retarded enough to think this is in anyway a test to your skill in teamplay right? Blizzard dun goofed again and you know it.
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>>187631947
>i have to win this shit for a retarded loot box
Deathmatch has MMR. You'll get into the top 4 and get your loot box eventually. With perfect matchmaking, you should get the top 4 in half of your deathmatch games.
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>>187632410
Patches are different in consoles
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>>187632432

HAHAHAHAHA
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>Doomfist hitbox nerf not in the notes
Boy howdy I'm looking forwards to half another season of people abusing that Planetoid hitbox
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>>187632313
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc/
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quick translate this, anons!
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>>187632440
>With perfect matchmaking
>OW
pick one, also as that other dude said this shit puts you in matches with ppl with close to 20 kill, I don't wanna waste my time hoping to get put in a good match and then not getting fucked over for some BS reason, at 1v1 at least I knew i wouldn't get randomly screwed over and all I had to blame was myself
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>>187632625
old news
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>>187632432
>Mercy mains finally can't get to master by hiding and pressing Q every teamfight
>Mercy mains will never get that delicious lootbox in DM because they never learned how to aim
HAHAHAHAHAH MERCY MAINS BTFO
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>>187632625
Some dumb hotel reservation. Means nothing.
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>>187632692
Looks a bit longer than just "old news".
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>>187632721
>MERCY MAINS BTFO
?
Seek help please
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>>187632625
>quick translate this text that was on the PTR 19 days ago
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>>187632619
yum yum thanks anon goo goo gaga
>>
What should happen in the hopefully eventual Reinhardt cinematic short?
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>>187632721
Mercy changes aren't live dumbass
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>>187631494
>Pharah
>Ana
>the new Street Fighter chick

I WANT TO RACE MIX SO BADLY
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>>187632826
you're right, them being BTFO isn't enough, they all need to be lined up and executed.
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>>187632939

BEER!
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>>187632826
He's right, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1HidAx7AZQ

Sweet, sweet Mercy main tears.
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>>187631947
Quite a lot of (you)s you got there, you must be on to something if (they) are calling you a Mercy main

memes aside, it is BS, since once you die you also lose points so you can keep getting fucked be fresh spawns at low health to infinity, it's literal luck getting into top 4, well I guess you also have to be a bit smarter than a bag of rocks and not have parkinsons
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>>187632939
>Reinhardt cinematic short
thats the Last Bastion
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Pharah or Orisa? I'm planning on playing Orisa a lot this upcoming season, but Pharah's my best dps as well. If I get Pharah I'll have both the Amari's guns.
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>>187633040
This is fantastic.
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>>187632939
he delivers justice and protects cute german grils from omniggers
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>>187633040
>He's right, though.
but anon I'm not a mercy main, and idgaf about mercy mains, what I give a fuck is blizzard putting in retarded game modes with 0 thought put in, while replacing existing ones, at least let me chose my sweet 1v1 ffs
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>>187633139
No that's the Bastion short, crusaders are just a few sec flashback
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>>187633204
mei please,
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>>187633204
Widow
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>>187633040
People call me bronze when I complain about Mercy, people shit on me saying to just kill her when she hides behid her whole team, but when fucking masters and top 500 complain about that annoying fucker then there must be some truth behind my words.
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>>187633204
>but Pharah's my best dps as wel

Then go pharah
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the climb from platinum to diamond is infinitely harder than diamond to masters
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>>187633204
hanzo
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>>187633121
You don't lose points unless suicide.
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>>187633292
>Enemy needs 5 kills to win
o-okay then what the fuck am I doing here then?????? I'm with you on the zero thought part.
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>>187633292
No but the thing that really shows how fucking retarded Blizzard is it's Mystery Heroes. I mean, not only they add 2CP modes where the defense has a clear advantage but they still make you wait a minute to choose the hero and in the spanw room. Ok, 30 seconds used to choose the hero. In a mode where the hero is random.GENIUS.
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>play deathmatch
>at least 5 tracers
>pick hanzo
>get first place
heh, too easy
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Mercies shouldn't kill other Mercies <3
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Do you need 1st place in FFA Deathmatch for lootbox? I might as well give up if that's the case.
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prepare yourself for all the people crying about kill 'stealing'
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>>187634206
top 4
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>>187633040
oh my fucking god that twitter user who keeps going on about how they climbed "just playing mercy" like that's somehow a challenge
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>>187634046
It might take a bit for the MMR to kick in. I played two so far as Lucio and got #1 both times.

Mainly because I couldn't die and I'd run around kill-stealing. It's a legitimate strategy.
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>>187634278
Oh thank god.
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>>187633040
Mercy has literally the worst playerbase I've seen in any game by far. Just look at the PTR Feedback forums full of threads of people morally offended about the changes. No wonder Blizzard can't listen to the forums, and makes mega threads. There's so much noise that you can't parse any of it, all you can do is make a decision, and see what happens live.
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>>187634337
Sombra is a god of kill stealing in Deathmatch free for all thanks to Opportunist.

It's basically a "here's a fight for you to interrupt and steal a kill at" sign.
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>>187634337
i'm only plat. when the mmr matchmaking does work it will probably be the best place to warm up
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What the hell? Why isn't this notification disappearing? It takes a fucking half of the fucking chat space!
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Is the wacky Doomfist's hitbox still alive in this patch?
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>>187633987
I agree with that, but I rly don't understand why they take away modes and force me to play shit ones for loot boxes
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>>187634527
>317 days

LEL
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>>187632305
within hours, the "Last Hit" meta will have fully developed.
maps full of genjis simply sitting and looking at each other.
Nobody attacks.
Everybody is just waiting for someone to reach 50hp.
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>>187634527
Stop being an asshole and it'll go away.
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>>187634527
>317 days

Holy shit, that's fucking hilarious.

Also, fucking good. Be useful next time you can use chat, you dumb cunt.
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what is d.va looking at?
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>>187634514
>i'm only plat
Don't be fooled. Platinum is significantly above-average. There's a whole world of shitters under you that you never see. Particularly if you're a DPS main, even with platinum SR in competitive you can still stomp about two-thirds of the people queuing up for deathmatch.
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>>187634674
DF
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>>187634674
your post.
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>>187634527
imagine being the kind of person who ends up getting muted for an entire year ahahahaha you deserve to look at that forever
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>>187634674
your below minimum penis
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>>187634674
my 9 inch dick
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>>187634881
Dva likes big dicks though
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>>187634687
>Platinum is significantly above-average
If you count only people who try, plat is bottom.
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>>187634585
This sounds mildly amusing
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>>187634823
>>187634657
>>187634670
>>187634575
I don't give a shit about being muted, this shitty rectangle is taking up space and blocking my view. Also kill yourselves fragile pussies.
>>
I just made my account like a week ago, why can't i post on the Blizzard forums

do I need that gay ass Authenticator?
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>>187634375
my buddy's gf is so fucking obnoxious when she plays mercy
she keeps saying shit that would get her raped in public
she got so fucking self centered when she plays mercy and demanding shit and whatnot
she doesnt heal fucker who doesnt say hi or who doesnt protect her
she also has a formula for playing mercy, her order of heals is tank > dps > healers
when she pick mercy and sees genji / hanzo / sym she doesnt heal any of those fuckers.
she is silver and better rank than me so i cant say shit to that cumslut, fck me man
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>>187635107
You kill YOURSELF, cancer
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>>187635107
Nice edge. I'll continue to have fun talking to people like a functioning person, rather than sperging so hard that I get banned for a year
>>
PTR update
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>>187635276
>>187635563
Wow. Imagine being so buttblasted someone called you a retard.
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>>187635707
Wow. Imagine being a complete cunt.
>>
what have they done to the crosshairs? they all look transparent even on full opacity
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I want to FUCK Sombra
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Another week without Junkertown
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>>187635107
Baited and outsmarted :)
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>>187635792
This isn't about being muted, this is about actually affecting my UI and gameplay.
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>enter deathmatch game like half way into the match
>pick junkrat
>climb up
>first place
>get last kill with tire
>mfw

It's fucking intense. I just love owning trash.
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>>187636057
Enjoy your box lmao
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>>187635135
Don't you need a game license? e.g buying a game? Doubt they'd want a influx of troll shitposting to let anyone post.
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>>187636057
You deserved it. Stoo whining.
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>0% chance the PTR will be changed further other than bug fixes
>PTR changes not up yet
I bet they're just staggering content so we'll have a big ebin Junkertown + D.va/Mercy patch mid season.
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>>187636228
I have a game license. I literally bought Overwatch last week. I'm signed in and everything, I don't get it
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>>187634527
What did you say?
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>>187636306
Hmm, don't know what to tell ya then. Can't speak for everyone but I try to refrain from posting there. And instead just get laughs from it.
>>
i didnt managed to get the widow summer skin, i will not commence operation no-opening-lootbox-until-next-event
this operation will last until the next event starts.
i will not open any lootbox that i get to show bliz that i mean business
who is with me ?
>>
why are you discussing this shit game instead of installing the Destiny 2 beta
>>
>7gb patch

what
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>>187635959
I want to cuddle Sombra and her VA
>>
The PTR changes are going live, 7Gb patch with the changes to Junkrat, Orisa, Roadhog, and Widowmaker.
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>played last night
>get on Battle.net now
>6 GB Patch

What is going on, exactly??
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>>187636057
Only a numale faggot would keep playing under such conditions. I have no pity for you.
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He better be next

Every fucking game this smug weeb endlessly throwing free poke damage at you from range then diving your backline murdering people then laughing at your feeble attempts to respond as he deflects, double jumps over your head and literally flies away to safety.

The aiming skill and reactions required to efficiently and quickly kill him are huge compared to the amount of skill required for him to combo you and kill you
>>
>>187636523
Because I know I have a shit PC.
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>>187636523
Because it's literally going to expire before I can even finish downloading it. Have 100/100 fibre, Destiny downloading at max 100-120kb/s. The OW patch was full speed somehow, though. (11mb/s)
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>ana sleep has normal cd in mayhem
Might as well remove the 80% from one ability for everyone desu
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>>187636505
Fucking wow.
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>>187634674
>>
>>187636613
>General

>A number of data format changes have been implemented

>Developer Comments: Over the past few months, we’ve been working on a number of significant under-the-hood changes that will help us streamline the patching process. This will allow us to reduce the download size in future patches, but it does mean that today’s patch is larger than a traditional patch.
>>
>>187636523
Why are people starting to care about destiny again? The first one was shit unless you bought all their expansions so you could have a decent game.
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>>187636803
You misspelled "buff".
>The aiming skill and reactions required
>Winston
>needing much aiming
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>15 GB
the fuck
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>>187636945
well would you look at that
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>>187636242
>>187636794
I deserved to get silenced but not get my view blocked. I'm dropping this shit.
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>>187637192
Good. No one wants you in OW.
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>chimpanzees have better coordination than an average OW team
What did Darwin mean by this
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>>187636708
I want Carolina to cosplay and roleplay as Sombra while she femdoms me
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I don't even care about golden weapons anymore
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Any info when season 6 starts?
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>>187637442
in two days, says so in the game menu
>>
> FFA
> Trying to play anything but Genji or tracer

This is fucked. Finishing a round as Hanzo with 15 assists is fucked.
>>
>>187637369
How fucking dumb are you
>>
Best hero to play if you're a druggie/stoner?
>>
What's the little PTR patch done? I'm not noticing a difference in Mercy or D.Va.
>>
>6.9GB update

DVA changes already going through?
>>
>>187637578

>unable to headshot or scatter with efficiency
>somehow this is the games fault

Shitters got a very rude awakening with DM.
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>>187637192
>I'm dropping this shit.
See you tomorrow so you can tell us about how your team ooga'd
>>
>>187637126

>Genji is one the most played heroes in the game by a large margin
>Highly used dps in pro scene
>Used by top 500 players as their most played often
>Has had to be nerfed multiple times since launch and STILL refuses to not be top tier

>Needs a buff

KYS my man
>>
>>187635956
anyone?
>>
I hope I get silenced, I mean I already mute all forms of team communication but it would be healthy to not be tempted into sperging out in all chat at the end of a game (I only ever flame once the game is over, honestly)
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>>187637578
You're just bad kid. I won multiple games as Hanzo when it was still in PTR
Roadhog is also easy mode in DM
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>>187637369
i can afford to get one but idk which one to get. no one is giving me good advice man

>be working cuck wage normie
>comes home at 10pm everyday
>can only play a few games before going to bed to get first win of the day and some points for gold weapon
>mute chat immediately when game launch and que competitive
>pick whatever the fuck i want because i paid 60$ for this shit and i only have limited amount of time
>people whining like fuck that i am not playing the meta
>finally got enough for my first gold weapons
>torn between hanzo and widow gold weapon
genij used to be my fav but idk how to play him properly and i always fuck him up, maybe i should get 76 as i play his the most and it's probably the only one that looks good with gold
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>>187637369
I know Jeff said gold weapons were a mistake but the strong gut feeling in me says wait until the next season starts incase they introduce new ones.
>>
>>187637623
Lucio.
>>
>tfw not going to be able to play D.Va for a few days since all the shitters will come back for the new map+changes
>>
>>187637126
Buffs and nerfs are not about what idiots can do with the characters, but pros.

If idiots keep failing the character, it's not a matter of buffing, it's a matter of reworking them. Buffing because of the incompetent would only make the character ridiculous at higher skill levels.
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>>187637623
definitely junkrat
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>>187636057
>this is about actually affecting my UI and gameplay
it's funny that this is the only argument you can muster considering you're probably utter garbage at the game anyway
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>>187637317
I would like to see a cosplay too desu
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>>187637623
>>187637623
>>187637623
DUDE
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>>187637814
>hanzo or widow

just get a golden noose
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>>187637727
I'm being sarcastic, chucklenuts.

>pickrate means he needs a nerf
By the way, when triple tank was around he didn't get much action, same with Tracer. And ironically, triple tank was the worst meta because of how slow everything was.
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>>187638072
WEED
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>>187638116
KEK
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>>187637369
You realize you can't have more than 6000 points saved up at one time right
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>>187637630
It's for Deathmatch, Widow's castle, Junkrat, Orisa, Roadhog, and Widowmaker.
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>>187634527
>play on PC and get banned for just about anything
maybe I made the wrong choice in switching
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>>187637578
I won many FFA games as Hanzo on PTR. All you have to do is SCATTER people.
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>>187635959
Get on the line
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I can't wait for halloween, this skin is god tier
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>>187638328
>reading comprehension
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>>187636803
Stop being trash
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>>187638223
You don't get points from comp wins, but you still get the reward when season ends.
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>>187632432
>he doesn't think practicing your mechanical skills on live players doesn't increase your overall effectiveness
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>>187626412
I think you forgot someone.
HARD WORK PAYS OFF
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>not pushing through the reinhart change

Really nigga?
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>>187638263
>>
I ship them every single day, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
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>>187638528
I was not aware of that
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>>187638029
Spoken like a fragile gold shitter. Why are you so assblasted you keep talking about things that are irrelevant to what I'm talking about? Why are you so desperate to have the last word?
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>last loot box before event end
>hanzo POTG

Great now I have to play this shitter
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>>187626697
It gives a loot bot for winning. Time to kms trying to get it.
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>>187637578
>he doesn't control the match by hacking health packs as mexican firewall bypasser
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>>187638534
>doesn't increase your overall effectiveness
he said test you illiterate mongoloid
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>>187638328
That's the giant Live patch.

PTR just got updated as well.
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Reminder the ONLY thing Tracer sucks on is pussies and tits.
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>>187638708
if you are as good as your shitposting seems to be, you should be fine
finally, a game mode that can filter out the shit talkers that whines about their team being dumb when they are the weakest link
its going to be a very dead game mode but the first lootbox that it gives will make some noobs pull their hair out trying to get it haha
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>>187638453
>mfw i own this skin
>hardly play hanzo cause my aim is trash
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>>187638391
How predictable, such an unsophisticated playstyle
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>>187638882
>but the first lootbox that it gives will make some noobs pull their hair out trying to get it haha
All you need is to be top 4 nigger
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>>187638687
>Why are you so desperate to have the last word?
Because I can still get the last word in, considering I'm not the one that's been silenced for 317 days
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>>187629140
I miss the brawls. That was one of the best things about early OW
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>>187629852
There was a patch during summer games that was about 1gb I think. I couldn't install even if I had 40gb free on the HDD. Fuck Sony and the fucking stupid archaic storage management.

But whatever. It's yet another reason to quit overwatch forever.
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>DM is full of junkrats
>i spawn into traps most of the time
>random projectiles require touhou level of dodging on those narrow corridors
>phara can just camp the livingroom as shes godtier there
>soldier can just camp the exact opposite side of the map since theres only 1 way to get there
>walk into a room full of sym turrets
>boops doesnt count as kills so the game takes away a point from me
>genji wallclimb doesnt work in some cases
>SETTINGS RESET AFTER THE FUCKING PATCH

i hate this update so much i cannot express my feelings
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>>187638956
>implying you morons would be able to be in the top 4

maybe you should try it in the wee hours when all the pros are asleep so you can cheat your way to the box faggot
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>>187638821

I watched sfm which disagrees with that statement.
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>>187628471
This is the new mercy update.
Just make her the Medic
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>>187638821
>implying the pornhub lore isnt canon
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how long until deathmatch is figured out and everyone plays the same character?
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I like how the snipers have the most attractive bodies and both have highlight intros showing them off
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>>187637948
>yfw I'm one of those shitters who will pick D.va every comp game and dive in
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>>187638116

WEED
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Is it just me or is Mei one of the most impressive characters to watch played at a high level?

How do I get that good?
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>>187639221
>hanzo / widow
>not ana/ widow
>thinking an archer is the same as a sniper
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>>187639162
Already happened
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>>187637257
Stop whining you pathetic faggot.
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>>187639016
found the shitter in the game that only gets kills with other people's mistake.
too bad this is an anon board or i would have tagged you as the sore loser
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>Yfw they add TDM into comp
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>>187639336
the game classes Hanzo as a sniper.
I mean real damage dealers, not glorified heasluts
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>>187639331
if by impressive you mean abusing "lol fuck you" tier of her abilities and solo holding points because of that
just start timing your skills, it's literally that easy
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>>187639016
>Play Roadhog in DM
>can just cycle around the map nabbing kills
>escape almost any death because I can just run away while healing half of my HP and taking half the damage
>if more than one person is trying to kill me they either have to take the time to predict the last hit or try to kill one another first
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>>187638964
But I don't mind being silenced you gigantic retard that can't read. I do MIND having this shittyass notification on my screen 24/7. It's completely unnecessary. But whatever, feel free to feel like you won, goldie. If only you won matches too.
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>>187639336
>archers weren't the original snipers
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>>187639528
genjicuck is mad lmao
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>>187639151
>its canon Zarya has a massive dick
maybe she is the trans character
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>>187638106

Triple tank was an oddity. Its literally the only meta when GAS GAS GAS weren't the best possible heroes.
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>>187639475
There is NOTHING wrong with being a cheerleader healslut
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>>187639576
I dunno man just sounds like you're super butthurt you called somebody a nigger and didn't get away with it so you're lashing out at the only thing you can.
Maybe try not being such an unlikable cunt next time and play a different game, broski
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>>187639604
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>>187639162
>>187639359
Literally Soldier 76
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>>187638904
that's some very cute artwork anon, may you enlighten me with source?
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>>187639620
Zarya is my waifu either way tbqh.
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>>187639428
>he gets 1shot right after spawn because people keep pressing left click not knowing where the enemy might be but firing regardless
>shitter in the game that only gets kills with other people's mistake
>too bad this is an anon board

Which subreddit did you come from again and what mental illnesses do you possess?
>>
>>187639857
its mccree you retard
i cant aim with that fucker for the life of me but for some reason i got top 3 in the first game i played with him
the stun is so useful against camping sombra its hillarious
>>
>>187613970
has any of your guys's game been crashing on them? its been happening a lot to me lately and i dunno why.
>>
>>187632625
Dear Ms Guillard
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The travel between Nice and Monaco may take about thirty minutes.
You can, of course, modify this arrangement at your own convenience.
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We are looking forward to have your magnificent blueberry butt on our hotel, sniff your sheets and drink from your bath water.

Kind regards.
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>>187639715
>broski
Not him but let me guess. You're the type of person that reports others for that type of shit
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>>187639715
>play a different game, broski
That I will.

Silencing an account makes sense. Putting a giant annyoing notification doesn't make sense and doesn't corespond with the offence. Might as well just fucking ban me if you're gonna make the game unplayable.
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>>187639927
Not him but it's in the filename, dude.
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I have about 4000 comp points and don't know what gun to get.
I'm gonna let you guys pick.
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This seems familiar
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>>187640375
Soldier, then use the gold skin.
>>
Goddamit DM is just too fun. It lets me shine as a dps main and at the same time is not as bullshit as 3v3 and 1v1 were a single mistake kills you (aka random scatter or DF bullshit punch)
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>wear down 98% of enemy's HP
>random stray bullet from a scrap gun scores the kill
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>>187640375
The angry cloud
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the new "short crosshairs" thickness is now 2
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>>187639986
How will McCree ever recover?
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>>187638964
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>>187640136
Why wouldn't I report somebody for being an obnoxious ape?
Nice reddit filename by the way, duder

>>187640141
Have you tried like I dunno
hiding the chat box? You can do that you know.
seeing as you don't seem to care about what others have to say it shouldn't be much trouble for such a godlike player and an intellectual like yourself
if the message still persists through that then I still think you deserve it
>>
>>187639927
its the same artist behind pic related (jocheong)

unfortunately its twitter is no longer active
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>>187640375
Widow
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>>187640649
You're such a little kid, stay mad.
>>
Wait, Tracer's a lesbian?
>>
>>187640375
Mei.
My post ending in five confirms it.
>>
>>187640375
What hero do you play most on QP?

What hero do you play most on comp?
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>>187640804
Does this look heterosexual to you
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>>187640438
Gotta go fast.
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>>187640773
I'm not the one throwing a shitfit over a justified punishment here, guy
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>>187640375
Golden Zen Balls.
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>>187640804
No. Her girlfriend is.
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>>187640906
So, you're saying that Tracer is a PUSSY-SLURPING DYKE PUSSYSLUT?
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>>187640773
>waah my actions have consequences
>>
>Event ends
>Lose all motivation to play

See you all at Halloween
>>
>tfw extremely picky when it comes to skins.

I need someore proper default reskin. Ebony mccree and lanja lucio are goat
>>
>>187640438
Schrodinger's headshot.
>>
>revert roadhog
>remove his m2
now once you've baited his hook you can just stay out of his range instead of him getting a lucky m2
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>>187640906
Those Winston's panels makes me sad
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>>187640804
Almost a year late.
>>
>queue up deathmatch
>join game
>1st place already has 17 kills
Trash game design as usual, good job Blizztard EnterRetardment
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>>187641027
You bet!
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>>187640649
But I want to talk to my friends in whisper? I don't wanna hide the chat. The box hides the messages and I need to manually scroll to see them. Also I never said I didn't deserve the mute, but having the box block the chat is an overkill.
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>>187641041
I was talking about him complaining about reddit filenames, who the fuck even knows what those are. Someone who goes there would. and he can't handle shittalking that he has to report someone, boo hoo. Kids these days can't even handle banter without getting
'triggered'
>>
Reminder that Tracer eat pussy like she's got a fucking brain parasite. If she stops eating pussy for even thirty seconds, she flies into a lesbian rampage and just starts straight up RAPING chicks. She RAPES THEM IN THE JANKHOLE!!!!
>>
>>187641027
Just like we'd all be, given the chance.

Deny it if you must, but we know the truth.
>>
>>187641079
>>187641079
>>187641079

Move when ready, friends.
>>
>>187641242
>But I want to talk to my friends in whisper?
What friends?
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When did the event end? When was the DM patch?
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>>187638106
>triple tank
>"worst meta"
Afraid of teamwork, bud?
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>>187641816
It ended about 3 hours ago, same time as the DM patch.
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>>187640906
Yes, because Tracer looks like a boy
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>>187641984
B-But her boobs are right there
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>urge to play Hamzo rising
HELP
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>>187641961
I assumed it would not end until 00:00 UTC. Could have gotten 1 more arcade lootbox and maybe spent 3000 gold on a skin.
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>>187636918
>know fast
fuck I can't even jerk off to this because of this shit
>>
Seriously, what the fuck is with people that just refuse to contest the point
They're cancer
>>
Has the games engine / graphics been changed at all? went into the training room to try some new changes and it feels different
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>>187641106
>lucky
this nigga can neither track nor aim
>>
>>187626814
Lmao in what retarded universe is Symm an easy kill for Sombra?
>>
Why do people keep insisting Doomfist is OP when he's countered by every single character, has a tank's hitbox but a DPS' health, the worst ranged attack in the game, and all of his actual damaging moves need him to be kissing the enemy and in the middle of their group?
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>mfw playing Mei in FFA Deathmatch
Fun.
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