/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

First for shard killing spree

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I want to make babies with Elizabeth Lake!

somebody post the ss13 static alignment charts

I want to bully Kaylie

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>blob round
>HoS starts screeching on comms because AI let people into the armory to grab guns
>"next person to enter my armory will be permabrigged! the blob isn't even infesting security!!"
>starts threatening anyone who disagrees, from HoP to the rest of the crew
>HoP (acting captain) tells the CE to arrest HoS so he can get demoted
>CE beats the shit out of him with some floor tiles, then cuffs him
>HoS now spergs the fuck out in OOC

>>187599057
>Not ordering guns from cargo
You'll all retarded

>See clown has advanced shoes
>See borer prompt
>Know what I must do
>Infest clowns leg and make him faster
>earrape maximized.
>Also one of my kids killed another of my kids.

BETA (JeanVoerman), I know what you did last Sunday

>>187599384
Why didn't you take the screenshot of the entire thing? There even was a camera in the middle!

>>187599384
Whats the biggest AME that can actually explode normally I wonder.

>>187599434
I dun goof'd

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>>187599384

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>Never get to build the durand and go into the spider mines with a tacticool sec squad
This game exists to find new ways to hurt you when you thought you were finally numb

>>187599461
An entire z-level. It's a fixed size though so it doesn't matter

New round, join quickly

>>187599601
>that gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1tNmlCFuyA

>>187599474
it got fixed eventually.

Reminder you can run a station perfectly fine with just a CE,RD,CMO and Shaft Miner

>>187599601
This is really cute.

>>187599863
But I'm at work anon

>>187599964
You just need a CE for the station to run properly as it only needs power. The other two are needed if you have a crew of more than a single person

>>187600095
CMO in case there's an RNG virus I guess
Followup: What if there's an RNG blob, or RNG xenos? You need bodies for that. Doesn't matter if it's sec or assistants with lasers, but you need bodies

>>187600241
Nobody would inhabit them if there were only 4 players total.

>>187600095
>>187599964
All you need is a CMO, a HoS/cap, and an RD

Dogpile and share access
RD goes and mines
CMO buys all the crates he'll need, merges and dumps them in med then sets up
HoS/cap runs access changes, goes and sets up sme then gets his baton wet until it comes down with validus salidus

>>187600241
Virus is a pathetic joke. You just cure yourself, spin 50 antibodies, lobby them and get on with life. Literally anyone with a toolbox can do it.

If there's bleb/xenos, just pack up and fuck off to the outpost. The station is redundant and you can setup a double teleport platform and jetpack new arrivals over if you really give a dickfuck

>>187600925
Player controlled Xenos can space themselves to wind up on the outpost. I know this because it happened in one of the games. Not sure if it's powergaming through

>skeletons removed
>vox removed
I hope they don't remove plasmamen. they're a /vg/-original

>>187601038
the removed vox and skeletons?
why?

>>187600925
who makes food?

who slips people that are trying to work

>>187601091
When the cmo gets blood bags and shit he'll get a bunch of pizza and lobby it

Nobody because I'm probably going to be pretty peeved and just cut his fucking foot off and shove him in a very dark place after he refuses to cease antagonizing as nonantag

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This when?

>>187601091
see
>>187565609
>>187566695

>>187601035
At that point though, you can just refurbish it to be a solid plasteel hunk including in front of the tansit tubes and the ayys gotta suck it

>>187601236
When you ply locally and realize it's pretty shit beyond maybe 4 times a year

>>187600095
>Get Virus/Appendicitis
>Die

>>187601285
>removes vox
>doesn't remove farts like he said he would
No, THIS is the worst timeline

>>187601469
*fart

>>187601320
Only a colossal retard dies to a virus. I refuse to believe such subhuman scum haven't dies to any hazard in life

If you're hellbent on soloing, after power make some mednanos or assemble a crash kit to ride out the damage. Once you get it, get to a bed and keep the chems sustained until it bursts. You're gonna be in a coma for a bit but you'll come out of it cured then work on your internal bleeds

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*fart

>>187604092
Oh shit, is it under those sunglasses?

>>187604123
yep that's it

heads will usually be around the area where the ID is btw so check thoroughly there

>>187604092
>>187604123
>tfw watching that lethal pie plate land on the adjacent tile

>>187604092
Sorry man, I was right clicking around and it kept coming up saying there was no head there. Should have looked closer. Might have been able to put you in a new body since the cloner was out.

>>187604230
Round up rubble and alt-click or just look really hard.

>>187604230
it's alright my dude

just look more carefully next time someone gets bombed

>>187604230
a l t c l i c k

>it's a Sybil Dash bombs everything episode

Godamn Sybil

>>187604304
Do heads always get left behind? I've bombed myself a few times and often haven't seen a head, but I'm probably just a scrub.

>>187604302
>>187604305
what does it do

>>187604230
Heads get some pretty crazy pixel x/y offsets. If you see it but it isn't in the right click, check the surrounding tiles.

>>187604331
>dudebambslmao when he gets antag
>reee call the shuttle! when he's not
Killing him would only better the world

>>187604414
makes a list of all the items on the tile in tabs area of the screen, allows you to sift through lots of objects without rightclick lag

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>>187604515
>a way to avoid right click lag

What the fuck have I been doing with my life?

>shitters really trying to remove vox

So I'll just steal shit as an assistant and sell it.

>>187587034
>>187574987

I'm still working on them. There's a fair few things that check for ishuman() that need to be sorted, then it should be all content from then on out

https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/15726

I want to make a game set in the ss13 universe
Give me some good inspiration and ideas

>>187608294
Side scrolling beat em up like Streets of Rage
Playable characters Assistant, Mime, Clown

>>187608294
Meet'n'Fuck /vg/station

>>187608294
spess CRPG

>>187609009
>Most of the game is in typical style
>When you piss off the waifu enough they are fighting you it goes realtime
>If you can't convince them not to fuck you up so you can fuck them fast enough you die

>>187609009
remember target the right arm first

>>187608294
RPG maker game, start as a lowly assistant, beat mobs in halls and in maint, get loot and credits, buy gear from a syndie and a sec who set up shop, eat food from the chef to get buffs, buy hypos with meds from sec or pills for stuff like regen, final area is you assaulting a syndie base with a clown sidekick, a mime and a captain.

Where is the goddam Inquisitor's Hat? Oldtown?

>>187608294
try to escape a station where shit hit the fan (xenos, lings, bombs)

>>187611402
(lings + bombs + rev + clown subverted AI?)

>>187611402
>half-life 1 but in ss13
that'd be cool

>>187613223
lings bombs rev and clown with a honkmech

>>187608294
A whodunit à la LA Noire with a very important place given to combat

>>187614294
>whodunit
They weren't even an antag.

>>187599964
even if this were true you're setting it up like a speedrun so all the variables are in your hands, defeating the point of the game by not allowing others / antags / etc and most importantly, you'd get bored after about an hour and call it anyway.

>can't manage it with 1 guy
not NASA approved.

wish VG was like song related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx1_6F-nCaw

>>187599964
You can manage everything with 1 assistant. That's why the captain has a spare ID.

>>187615740
you mean low bitrate?

are vox still gassed?

>>187615740
may I direct you to hippie, good sir?

>>187616067
Vox don't exist anymore
Much like catbeast, Pomf I has enacted an extermination order on them.

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So, memes aside where people either scream in outrage, joy or just kiss Pomf's ass like sycophants, let's talk about the elephant in the room: did Pomf get some some sort of mental disorder lately?
He acts more and more unhinged and crazy, doing things randomly, replying to comments with vague, unrelated replies and he's more and more obsessed with these gay pictures too.

>>187616492
His boyfriend dumped him recently

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>>187616492
pomf has always been a bit weird

>>187616492
People give less fucks as they age, is all.

>>187616734
So you're saying is that hes got a stroke.

You squirt a measure of bustanut from your reservoirs into Vlad Von Carstein's bloodstream.

You taste the blood of your host, and process it for abnormalities.

Chemicals found:
Hardcores (1000 units)

>>187616492
he's off his rocker

>>187617069
Too bad you didn't kill him
Keep that shitter out of the round

>>187617253
>gets out of the closet as a furfag
>removed all furfag shit unrelated to his pokesona
Hmmmm

Sylveon race coded in soon, I bet.

Don't remove Vox. I enjoy being racist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcGW1sUEZgk
>tfw no bright lights, big station

>being sec that round
jesus christ how horrifying

>be clown
>demand lube from chemist
>doesn't give
>make a swastika sofa, get killed by sec
>brought back
>given a little pot of lube
>make more lube at the public chem dispenser
>fill an extinguisher and go to town
>get brigg'd for 30 seconds or something
>door opens, wander out
>friendly traitor lets me into the armory
>warden finds me fiddling with a shirt
>perma'd
>someone breaks into perma and lets me out
>get appendix removed
>steal some scrubs and wander the station
>find teleporter in medbay, teleport to bridge
>some fuckstick left the command console unlocked
>shitpost for a bit
>guy comes to bridge and kills me again
>cloned
>back to bridge
>more fun
>get killed again
>scanned for cloning, crew pulls me from machine and spaces the body
>but not before scan was done
>get cloned again, given polymorph powers
>return to brig, steal my ID back
>polymorph to original form
>continue fucking with the crew
>get executed one final time by a madman in the halls

good clown round

>>187617581
also I think I called a response team with instruments and they really came

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>Be miner
>Victim of arrival shenanigan, RD died tried to get me through to medbay
>Later meet him again, thank him, we both search for his ID
>Turns out whoever picked it up gave it back just fine
>Go mine
>Previous miner give me his ripley
>decide to autistically mine every single rock I come accross
>make 60K, more than half made out of iron alone
>Piss it all aways on the slot machine until shuttle call

Breddy gud rund 5/5

>BANEVADER43
>Given all your security bans and notes, it's time to stop. As the warden, heard that an engineer was shot at in engineering. Warden suited up (code green with heads) and found a guy with ablative and a gun and tased and field executed him. No questions asked. Guy was only searched after he was terminated. Logs indicate this was a one sided fight, with no cuffing attempt after successful tasering, and the other guy wasn't even our shooter.

>Security Ban: Permanent

>>187616940
If by stroke you mean woke

>>187617885
If by woke you mean coke

How has cult changes been going?

>>187617837
didn't banevader get banned for being a banevader?

>shitter got justly dunked on by admin
>tries to persuade admin to unban them or they'll get shitposted on until the admin is deadminned

Wow, keep him secbanned.

>Fiddling around as CE
>HoP yells out "Arrival-GLORF"
>Go to investigate
>Find HoP's shit under a plant
>Bombs go off
>Man in a syndie spacesuit shoots 5 bullets at me from space
>Help some people in sec
>Someone yells "I GOT HIM"
>HoP staged his own death

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>field execute a nigga
>"why was I banned"

so, the wiki says when you scan in virology the computer prints of a bunch of things "you don't need to know yet" and never gets around to mentioning them

1 can the writter be shot and 2 what are those things? (virosity / etc, i wouldn't know its not listed.)

>>187618450
That was BanEvader43, wasnt it?

>>187618450
>kill an antag with a revolver at the scene of where an engineer was just shot by a dude with a revolver, who ALSO pulls a revolver on a sec officer
>get banned

really boggles my noggin

I wasn't trying to persuade him to unban me either. I'll take the ban. But that's horseshit and I know if this dude does that to others he won't last. I don't even want to shitpost about this in the thread. We'll see what happens. I don't think this guy is admin material.

>>187618820
>stun a guy
>execute him on the spot and dont cuff him
huh

>>187618820
fight it baneman
not very many goodsec around with you dead

>>187618820
>Leaving the brig as warden
>On code green
>In full gear
>To execute someone that's stunned and helpless

>autotraitored and retarded at end of round
>decide to just be a stupid fuck since I'm already retarded
>use my uplink to explosive implant myself
>phrase is "TRAPS ARE GAY"
>on the shuttle tell everyone I have an important announcement
>TRAPS GAY
>too retarded to say the whole phrase at once
>start yelling for someone else to say TRAPS ARE GAY
>only person who does is the sec officer Johnny who is also clinically retarded
>both of us keep yelling TRAPS GAY until an admin guns us down

Good times.

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>>187618632

>>187618975
I thought he had synaptizine. Got up too fast the first time after I flashbanged him, forgot that flashbangs have a depreciating range now. Was going for the cuff when he got up, ran into a corner, and pulled his gun. I wasn't going to risk that shit, it seemed pretty open and close to me. Turns out the dude was a traitor who was a different traitor who just so happened to break into engineering at the exact time an engineer said a man had broken into engineering, blocked himself in, and shot him. Circumstances seemed that the guy was a threat to everyone, including myself, so I took no risks. Seems like I picked the wrong time to do that.

I'm not going to post about this anymore. I'm going to take a break from the game, maybe appeal this in a few months and try not to make the same mistake. But for now I'm about done with that kind of horseshit.

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>>187616492
Which gay pictures ? I'm on the discord but I don't post because I'm too shy.

>>187618820
>field-execute stunned suspect instead of cuffing them
>as a warden
>fully decked out
>on code-green
>was the wrong person

>>187617581
>Be Detective Traitor.
>Make up bullshit story and pin everything on the clown.
>Plan to fake evidence against the clown being in the armory.
>Wierd shit starts to happen where it appears that the clown was in multiple places at the same time.
>Clown has been killed 3 times and I'm starting to actually get invested in finding the clown.
>Officers wont listen to me even though I have actual evidence, oh the irony.
>I'm starting to actually question if I accidently taped everything with clown fingerprints.
>Start going mad with evidence pointing everywhere and the clown SHOULD BE FUCKING DEAD.
>Flip table and emag the doors, letting people into the armory.
>Failed to taze my other Sec Officer-friend, but managed to explain it as an accident.
>Everyone is going retarded and I'm so worn out from this literal spiderweb of Clown-not-clown stuff going on.
>"WE DIDN'T SPACE THE CLOWN, IT WAS AN IMPOSTER."
>"I FUCKING KNOW, I KEEP TELLING!"

Good job, clown.

>>187618820
>I don't think this guy is admin material
F E E D B A C K

>break space law
>have several notes and security bans in the past
>get banned
>"woah I think this admin is bad"

>>187617581
>be scientist
>hear about the clown lubing, see him outside robotics doing it. decide every clown gets one free ride, let it pass
>later doors are emagged open, hear that its the clown
>ANGER
>Vlad the Mad is hunting down the clown for lube and various other offences
>Clown keeps coming back to life
>Vlad corners clown and his sympathizer in medbay
>I see Abel gunned down but the clown still alive. Stun Vlad to run past him and gun down the clown in full view of the vox captain and sec officer.
>Funeral is held for the clown
>SOMEHOW THE CLOWN IS BACK ON THE STATION
>At this point I know that the clown is undead and has to die
>Decide to citizens arrest abel beforehand so he cant try to stop me and vlad
>this nigger shoots me with a glock or something
>return fire and blow up the janicart and kill him
>see clown as I bleed out
>manage to ice him before going into crit
felt good man

>Tfw someone spams fireballs and all the apprentices are getting ZAS'd

>>187619261
screaming TRAPS GAY before going toe to toe with admemes made all the trouble caused by >>187620198 and everyone else worth it
also those pill bottles are godly, thanks

>think that a race has to go
>it finally gets removed
>feel bad for that single player who played it but wasn't a shitter and actually was a nice guy
Who was it for you?
I'm sorry Shakes

>be engineer
>just popping in to check on the SME and grab some tools
>some dude shoots me in the head with a colt
>fortunately my hardsuit stops it, head out to medbay whilst talking to sec
>go back with sec to let them in
>one throws a flashbang and he's on the ground
>suddenly the sec guy pulls out a revolver and shoots the guy dead, then takes the body away
>carry on doing engineering stuff

tfw genuinely sad banevader is dead again

>>187615749
There's only 1 pair of hands though. You can run it with 1 pair but 3 minimum helps it run pretty damn smooth. 1 is only "managing" it if you don't give a rat fuck about people sitting dead with sensors on for too long/people waiting for anything when anything happens that you have to go unfuck

>>187617548
Who even kidnap bullied you the first time?

>>187618632
>>187618975
>>187619828
>>187620537
The dude was in an ablative with a visible gun during a shooting. That's major contraband and anyone can be a ling/vampire have implants or even simply be on drugs. If you kill them and lop the head off you'll live longer.

Seriously, if they're on drugs which you have no way to tell until it's too late, you're fucking dead.

Code levels are a fucking meme. Nobody who's tard wrangled a code red every round thinks it's an acceptable admin excuse. Until code blue can be set by any head again the people who can are too stupid or too busy chasing whatever the emergency is to give a fuck.

If you act like an antag, you'll be treated like one, so consider not being in a fucking ablative and presumably crying to a shitmin when you get fucked for it.

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>>187623108
>anyone can be a ling/vampire

>>187623108
So you killed someone because you metagay'd that he was probably an antag.

You deserve the ban.

>>187621472
Shakes was a good meme skeleton, I miss seeing him in medbay.

>>187621301
I really should have saved you guys a headache and chloralled the clown the first time he came to me asking for lube.

Also you're welcome re the pills, I'm just glad they're getting used. I realised how amazing a proper pill bottle is when there was a deff round with an extra dose of mayhem. Saved about 10 extra lives just because I had those pills on me, including my own when there was a hole left in surgery. Extra fucky round since a miner brought in that mask at the start that makes the dead rise as shades. There were so many dead and dying that it was actually really helpful since I just told them to drag their bodies to me for priority cloning.

Also a reminder that doctors and borgs who make only 2 unit Dex+ pills are making pills that are only useful to people who are already safely in medbay and may as well be cloned. High dose Dex+ keeps a crew going when half of them have been depressurised and security doesn't have the time to have an operation for all their popped lungs.

>>187623256
Not even that guy but
>metagayed he was an antag.
How is non-security personnel running around with guns and armor in an area of a reported shooting metagay?

>>187623803
I mean he's not even gone since he's still around as a plasmaman and they're the same thing.
But he was the one good skeleton player and seeing him upset breaks my heart.
Thank god acks are gone tho

>>187623108
>ablative vest

You're not wrong that those are actually top-secret nanotransen tech. There's a reason they come up regularly as syndicate objectives. Also although the situation is iffy it is also justifiable under spess law.

>>187618684
No, but he can be metagrudged. Check the page history.
No idea, I only know ghetto virology. Trawl through the github?

>>187623108
Goldsteel genuinely dislikes me and the fact that I was out of the brig as a warden kitted out to deal with an officer being abducted and later the armory being emagged into(it just so happens this same person waltzed in and looted the armory when they got revived the second time around). Nevermind that the situation called for it. This person is too far up their own ass about playing The Right Way(tm) that they're going to crack down on players that they don't like.

The reason I don't think he's admin material is that he's going to impose his own values on the way the game should be played on other people. They buy into memes like codes and "never leave the brig as a warden" and dislike the fact that people powergame to stay alive. He's an active sec player that values shit like SOP a lot, and probably thinks he's going to clean house on sec players that don't follow it to the letter. He's going to keep doing this probably, but nobody is going to complain about people getting banned for not following SOP in a restrictive interpretation because you can't exactly complain about that for multiple reasons.

There's no point in posting about this. Nothing's gonna change. You'll just have Sybil, Goldsteel, and maybe a couple other people shitpost at you because they're glad I've been banned. Doesn't matter what the circumstances are.

>>187623256
shut the fuck up cocksucker, that's not me. maybe you should try to remember other people post in this thread.

>>187618684
Virus progression, which is always 10 and spread rate, which is something between 50 and 80, supposedly indicating how fast a virus progresses. It doesn't work either way as virus code is shit and no one bothers to fix it. Just like the rust code.

>>187623256
I'm not him

>Grand theft - which still applies if you crated it, possession of a weapon, attempted murder, B&E, resisting arrest
>Recent shooting
>Literally anyone can be on drugs and niggers can't try to yoink them if their head is in your bag on the way to robo
It's pure problem solving. Literally just don't greytide, play sec, or at least accept the risks that come with being a giant powergaming greynigger instead of a dindu. The only reason the faggot wasn't told to fuck off and die because of asking for it was because it was a retarded trial shitter. If you aren't a gigantic threat then you can get handled with the kid gloves instead of put down like a sick dog.

>>187624304
Genuinely not surprised that he can't grasp that sometimes a warden genuinely does have to unfuck shit. He's a fucking idiot for pulling SOP and we can only hope he fucks up so he can get shitcanned for being a fucking moron. It's something entirely impractical used solely for ban valids.

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>>187624304
Reminder to contest literally fucking everything Goldstein does to prevent his planned meta-coup from taking place.

We all know he's doing this shit on purpose to cull all who he sees as undesirables.

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>people say pomf removed vox
>jump in
>there was a vox in medbay

>>187618684
Virus code is shit and they basically don't matter. Any retard with a chem disp can cure themselves in <2 min then bukkake the place with cure pills of his blood and antitoxin

>>187624726
HANDLED
IN
DISCORD

FREE KINGSTON

NASAGATE HAPPENING IN THE DISCORD RIGHT NOW!
FREE MY NIGGA BANEVADER!

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[07:32:09]ADMIN: PM: BanEvader43/(Fridge Cox)->Goldsteel/(Dee Fibb): Yes. Earlier he took out his colt single action to shoot me in engineering. And this time he ran deeper into the armory away from me so he could pull his gun

>Nasasteel: H-he didn't mention it was a t-tator gun!

ROUNDSTART TAJARAN OR RIOT

>>187626183
if bane vader say "it antag only gun, i kill him because he must be antag" then we gucci

do he say?

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=3936
BANE VADER IS APPEAL

>>187626503
>http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=3936
FUCK YOU SYBIL
FUCK YOU GOLDSTEEL
[SPOILER] FUCK YOU DUNY [SPOILER]

FREE BANEVADER

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>sawbones and rfultra posting at the exact same time

[08:59:38]ADMIN: PM: BanEvader43/(Fridge Cox)->Goldsteel/(Dee Fibb): I was just trying to help you not make the same mistakes in the future bud. It's on you if you do. My spirit will rise from the grave and you will know I was right.

>>187624782
It means that was an admin

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>>187627202
What profound egotism

>>187624304
>Goldsteel admits he'll unban if the dude makes a request anyways, so I think he should be unbanned, I am just putting here for documentation so people will not yell handled in discord.
HANDLED
IN
METACORD

DO IT FAGET

DO IT

IT DO

FAGETTEGAF

>admin bans a guy
>half a dozen people log dive, shitpost and cry for an hour until he is unbanned

why the special treatment?

>>187627865
People like him so they want to see him in-game
See: Leonid

>>187627865
ADmin was wrong and won't admit it

>>187627510
It's not egotism to be pissed at a delusional moron thinking sop as it's implemented is reasonable in any way going full you have to play how I like to play when it doesn't exceed the rules. Would you be fine with shiggy banning you for having on armor and a helmet in code green?

>>187627865
Because if we do not speak out, there will be nobody left when the shitmins come for us.

>>187627865
ban reason was incredibly sketchy and brought up questions because the badmin didnt investigate enough

>>187627865
The metaclub likes banevader, so they gladly take up arms.

This is the truest answer you'll get.

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ban evader must appeal himself.

ban re applied.

>>187628806
Metaclub (You)s incoming

CAN YOU BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?

>>187627865
Setting a precedent, discouraging bad behavior on the admin side.

why do people go to pomf with server related stuff? He's so aloof to the daily going on with the server and I doubt he actually cares.

>Its another 'Round is over in 5 minutes because antag didn't die by the 5th minute' deffstended murderboner extravaganza
>Using bat on cooldown
>Whenever bat is on cooldown, use jaunt
>People unironically think a deathsquad could handle the banter
>Haven't even experienced the screech, just eyeflashes

>>187629029
>Go IAA since I figure I can get myself with acquainted with the job without getting in sec's way.
>Vampire abducts someone right in front of me
>Messily try to contact central
>They send monkeys.
Not even mad.

>>187628806
I didn't even know the guy and I made an appeal thing for him. Bans are just handed out so Willy nilly here I find it silly and dumb, it's just a game

Crew, what makes a good chef?

What makes a good botanist?

>>187629898
making a diverse range of food or coming up with good gimmicks
Helping the chef with tons of food to make a wide range of food or going along with their gimmick While still doing their own side projects too

>Be Vlad
>Had Borer in my leg all game
>He filled me with 1000 units of "hardcore"

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>>187630049
>>187617069

>>187630049
>>187630320
I love pumping chems they can't OD on into my hosts

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>>187616492
He distanced himself somewhat from the server and now he's at that stage where he doesn't give a fuck, but he's still in control.
Nothing wrong with that.

some madman needs to post the xenovix-goldsteel pastebin in the goldsteel thread

>>187630530
post the link right now

>>187630464
There's something wrong with it if people come to him with advice pertaining to how the admins/ server operate

>>187630583
https://pastebin.com/44z6MUvs

>>187630320
Don't hardcores make you immune to ZAS?

>>187630731
>>187630530
SOMEONE DO THE VPN GUY THING AND POST THIS ON THE FORUMS
RUB THEIR NOSE IN IT

>>187630815
They used to. They don't anymore.
There's a PR up to remove hardcores from leg borers and replace them with something else.

>>187629898
Make non-meme foods, have a bit of variety but don't be afraid to do a gimmick. You have a lot of creativity with what you make since most people don't care so long as it's edible and not a billion of the same thing.

Make sure you make some plastic/plastellium seeds for Science/Mechanics and whatever the chef needs. Once he's done harassing you, keep some basic shit in the fridge like wheat, meat, milk, tomatoes, etc. and feel free to dick around with gene splicing. Remember you can grow grass tiles for maximum green, and the Biogenerator has some stuff you can't make anywhere else on station.

>>187628861
Can you fucking not? You don't get to perma a guy then leave it when you fucked up. Wipe your own ass you goddamn manchild

>>187616492
For a long time, Pomf was the serb's alcoholic mom and Clusterfack was the dad who does all the work and you never see him home. Celt was the annoying little gay brother.
Now mom has gone loopy on meds, dad made a scene screaming us out at the door and is never coming back now, and your bro "fell" off a bridge in an accident.

>>187608294
why not make a game in the ss13 universe but don't directly mention it or make it apparent?

>>187630443
It's still pretty griffy because a mob can only hold 1000u of reagents. You're significantly impeding medical treatment if needed and only a few docs have even the foggiest clue of what to do about it that isn't toolbox, clone, and let it come out in the wash

>>187630731
Holy jesus fucking christ what is wrong with these retards. What is wrong with this server.

>>187631195
On the other hand, the host can't be chloral'd as long as they're topped off

>>187630731
What is this

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>metaclub's new target to deadmin is goldsteel
why would the metaclub kill someone who works at nasa?

>>187631338
Yes, they can. It decays slow enough and you only need a very, very small amount for that initial stun and done

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What other serbs maps would you steal?

What about "sound" aka door sounds, what not

>>187632062
vorestation

>>187630731
>/vg/station - Game of Admins

What's House Goldsteel's endgame? Sitting in the Iron Coop? Find out next episode.

>>187630731
>people are still surprised that our admin team is continuaally devolving into bay tier cancer
>when our headmin is an ex-bay admin
>when we're constantly allowing in no-RP hippie shitters and muh-immulsions authoritarians into the admin ranks
You fuckers made your own bed, now lie in it.

>>187634105
mrpain was a bay admin?

>>187630731
Can I ask how you got this? I mean, I have those kind of logs too, but it's not really nice to leak them like that. Did xenovix release The paste in?

>>187634403
>Did xenovix release The paste in?
Yes

>>187634561
Ah that's kind of mean of him to do. I wonder why he did it

>>187634695
>autistic man comes up to you talking about taking over a country
>not sharing with others to laugh at

>>187634695
for attention probably

>>187634801
I mean I've done my fair share of autistic pms to people too. Just not nice to release a private conversation.
>>187634841
Probably so

>>187632062
Bay map is nice

>>187633694
The few I've talked with Goldsteel he knows his shit about physics. Does he unironically work at NASA ? That's pretty impressive

>>187616492
The vox thing was never meant to be permanent and just something to get people flustered and was a way to gauge how many people cared about the Vox race being playable from round start, also I stopped posting the pictures since it bothered some people.

>>187634695
>why did xevonix share goldsteel asking him to paarticipate in social engineering of the community he's supposed to be serving and the sabotage of one of the few decent admins we've ever had
Fuck off Goldsteel. It's not mean, it's the responsible thing to do. Instead of participating in this bay-tier metacliquing bullshit like some sort of hotpocket obsessed child, he let the community see what kind of a fucking autist Goldsteel is.

>>187634986
but xevonix leaked it 3 months after it happened.

instead of telling probe or the headmin directly after seeing it.

>The war has a few regiments, basically.
>Probe is fucking up. He's declared himself a dictator and he's acting like a tyrant.
>Not just to players. Admins too.
He's clearly memeing and probably was laughing to himself the entire time

>>187634695
Xevonix is known for being a massive faggot. His antics got Morena banned though, so mixed feelings.

>>187635121
Whelp, got me there. That was a pretty retarded thing of him to do, and for all we know, he just released it to get brownie points with people and get goldsteel deadminned after having gotten probe to quit.

>>187616680
Also sorry for being weird

>>187635121
Why would you tell an admin lol. It's not a real threat, all he wanted was people to complain about probe together, is what I gathered from his messages. No harm.
>>187634986
I don't even particularly like goldsteel, but if he confides in me I'm not gonna fucking post the screenshots like a drama obsessed 15 year old jesus

>>187635182
morena got morena banned.

Xevonix's ban request got morena banned for 4 hours.

Stop trying to slander one of our employees

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>>187635182
>his antics got morena banned
For like, four hours. Then her and Spergay went and sucked pains dick in the banreq thread with all the "im sorry i fucked up i wont do it again" bullshit and he reversed both bans.
Tbh all three of them should have been perma'd, they're all major autists who are a cancer on this community. See pic related for an example.

>>187635463
This server truly has some interesting specimens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsOlT-q89f0

>Ghosting around, See someone spinning in a chair
>Suddenly realize that HOLY SHIT IM NOT PLAYING ON CM GHOSTS CAN ROTATE CHAIRS
>Go around rotating every chair on the map
>Pass by janitor, his cart freaks out
>HOLY SHIT JANICART IS A CHAIR?
>Spend the next hour holding down a rotate chair macro i used on CM to make the janitor into a bayblade
my finger hurts

>>187637052
God bless you.

>>187637052
The Firebird is also a chair.
You can do the exact same thing to it, although salty wizards might make banrequests.

>breaking into AI core
>cap decides, with plasma in the air, to open a hand tele instead of going down disposals as I suggested
>sparks plasmafire immediately and kills me slowly as I hobble to ion the turrets
tfw not robust enough to tase disposal the captain at any sign of trouble

>>187637052
That was the best bus I've seen in ages, good show on the admins and the janitor

>it was milf

>>187634947
I don't work for NASA. It's a meme.
>>187634986
Not me.
>>187635337
Never doing it again :^)

>>187637220
That captain did not even slightly understand how silicon laws work

>want to spess
>but have sonic instead

Atleast I wont be surrounded by assholes in my autism.

>>187637290
NASAmin you know what happened when you responded in the thread last time, don't let history repeat itself

>>187637475
I guess.

>>187637220
>>187637334
Ahelp

>>187637475
I don't know. Storytime.

>>187637921
I am too lazy to post any kind of screencaps but you could probably find it in the archive. Or maybe some legend will post screencaps

>>187637475
Why would people be mean at admins ? They might be autistic but at least they give their time for us to play in relative peace

>>187637921
I used a trip in the thread and people screamed at me, so I stopped posting in the thread with one.

>>187638274
>decapitated them and gave the head to robotics for no apparent reason.
Does Unid not know what happens in robotics?

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>>187637334
That's what happens when you let a woman become a head.

>>187638691
no, THIS is what happens when you let a woman become a head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omx9ChGKOq0

I have a few questions regarding IC emotes:

I know it's highly fucking illegal to use emotes to talk when muted/unable to talk/etc, but what about when you can talk? For instance can I go "me Says, "I'm really dumb and don't know the rules" in a high-pitched voice."? What about making sound effects? Obviously clapping and screaming is allowed, but what about emotes that take a long time like whistling a tune, or repeatedly slapping your knees?

Basically will any of the above get me banned or ruin other people's immersion?

>>187639047
>will emoting talking get me banned
Yes. Fuck off to bay.

>vox isn't really gone
Why is this allowed?

Kill yourself, Pomf.

>>187639047
why would you do that if you're not a comeplete disgusting stupid faggot?

>>187639047
>CAN I TALK IN A WAY TO FUCKING CONVEY A CHARACTERS ACTIONS INSTEAD OF JUST USING NORMAL MEANS

GEE, I DONT FUCKING KNOW ANON, TAKE A GUESS

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shit bait
apply yourself

me grabs the captain's dick

>>187639047
that all seems perfectly fine

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>>187637220
Ahelp it. We all forget about the hand tele/rpd/rcd sparks and a little "hey faggot, can you fucking not please???" goes a long way

>>187638649
I'm pretty sure I was in that round and the only reason they weren't borged was because I knew the chef was a cunt and I wasn't too busy to reattach it.

DO YOU HEAR ME POMF

KILL
YOUR
SELF

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>>187637052

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>>187639752
Rude, go back to >>>/b/

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>>187637052
>>187637219
fresh meme

>>187639752
>Enjoyed manchildren seething at having to accept urgent medical care from a birb
>Gone 5evar
It hurts to live

>>187639047
ignore the frickers replying, that sounds completely fine. have fun :)

TURN ON GITHUB
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/15841

literal who vs nasa
take your bets people: http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=3889&p=21269

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>>187640380
>removing farting

>>187640380
>nexis is a over-reacting manchild

yawn
what's new?

>>187640380
And people say that meme magic doesn't exist.
>>187640558
This time it's for a good cause. Fatties eating monkeys is literally who cares but farts being gone is good.

>>187637219
Well, you can still spin it as a living being, but you can't as a ghost anymore
You'll never guess why it got removed

>>187640380
>removing farting and voreing
I see nothing wrong with this. Enough fart fetish shit.

>>187637340
the boys are bosse, puyo puyo, game gear metal sonic the true ending leads to forces

>>187640646
Because a couple of shithead ghosts, one of which was definitely not this anon, went and spun around a fireball + firebird wizard and consistently threw off his aim with all the memeing, and he got salty enough to make a banrequest on said ghosts?
Or was it for some other reason?

>>187640805
Wow it's almost like you were there. He sure fucked himself on that grille when his vehicle miraculously and inexplicably started spinning out of control

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>>187640380
>fart fetishism getting removed

About time.

>>187640431
>Chaz
>Literal who

He is Doug "The Tank" North

>>187640215
>>187639176
>>187639118
Re-reading my post I can see why you think I'm asking permission to go fullretard bay autismo emote fest. I meant how far can I go with emotes for comedic effect.

>>187641091
>>187640657
Why does everything in the game have to be a fetish.

Pipe fetish shit getting removed when, I wanna put my cock in an atmos pipe and that means we should get rid of them.

>>187640431
>Where on here does it say you cannot execute criminals in the field
In space law Johnny.
"The Captain is the only individual on the station who can authorize an execution or forced cyborgization without a trial as long as a life sentence is in question. Forced cyborgization is always preferable and should be attempted whenever possible or requested."

>>187641238
Pipes have an explicit purpose and game mechanic.
Farting serves as nothing more than toilet humor and disgusting fetishism, and was explicitly added by a fart fetishist.

>>187640380
Fucking finally

can we remove diethyl he's a furry fetishist

>>187624304
rule # 64 of sec
always revive and then imprison suspects you had to gun down to search
protect thine asshole

>>187641434
he hasn't ever threatened to ban me for kicking some fucks head in so he's fine by me

>>187641348
Fuck off. Until captains are whitelisted and held to a higher standard that can get fucked.

Someone on stimulants or has implants and you lack an ion rifle tech is also too risky making it permissable under the use of lethal force guidelines.

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>>187640380
Removing the option to have a naked sprite when?
Removal of everything butt related including toilets when?
Removal of everything nonhuman related for furries and scalies when?
Removal of head pets for bestiality when?
Removal of xenobio so people stop fucking slimes when?
Removal of changelings and vampires so they stop SUCCing when?
Removal of cuffs and whips for BDSMfags when?
Removal of stun prods for obvious reasons when?
Removal of hands so you can no longer hold them when?

>>187640431
Dangerous enemy of the corporation does not include traitors

REEEEE NASAMIN

>>187641676
Oh no, another layer to stop me getting valids. I'll just ignore it and carry on with field executions!

>>187641760
>>187641091
Butt bots being removed WHEN

>>187641760
ASS BLASTED

>>187597402
>[07:37:10]ADMIN: PM: Goldsteel/(Dee Fibb)->BanEvader43/(Fridge Cox): You killed a guy on green without seeking out heads to raise the alert level and detaining him with means other than a taser (although you can tase him in anything other than the torso)
>[07:57:16]ADMIN: MOD: Goldsteel/(Dee Fibb) : he was suited up on code green
>[08:47:41]ADMIN: PM: Goldsteel/(Dee Fibb)->BanEvader43/(Fridge Cox): You didn't cuff and ask questions or raise the alert level, sooooo... He ahelped because, rightly so, he hadn't done anything to warrant field execution on green.
>My original point was that it would be better to raise the alert level, then suit up and wear the appropriate gear, then taser him and bring him in, note the syndicate gun, then request execution from heads (or fax command) and then execute him on the greenlight.
Jesus fucking christ, is this shitmin for real? Yeah, just sit on your hands at the start of a 35 minute round, then when something happens, instead of doing something about the troublemaker, go wrangle a pubtard and spend 6 minutes explaining what a keycard auth is and how to swipe then go do it all over again for the second card. Get space law is a guideline'd motherfucker.

>>187640380
>all the mad fart fetishists/children who enjoy base level toilet humor making false equivalencies
Merge it again, Madman Nexis.

>pomf having a bad day
>two people post "remove fart"
>ok
Fuckin faggot

>>187642280
name three people in that PR who don't want it removed

>>187641348
The enemies of Nanotrasen, commonly known as the Antagonists, currently include the Syndicate (who usually deploy undercover agents and nuclear operatives), The Wizard Federation and their apprentices, The Changeling Hivemind, the Cult of Nar'Sie, Revolutionary Cells and Vampires. You may execute people guilty of this on the field under extreme circumstances, as according to previous details on the legal use of lethal force.

someone please explain why goldsteel wasn't removed after the chat logs came to light
I do not understand how he is still admin

>>187641760
>Removal of cuffs and whips for BDSMfags when?
No, don't! I like getting cuffed and whipped.

>>187642275
NO. You fricking dumb idiot. You can just arrest the syndicate (syndicates are not legal for field executions unlike wizards and lings). After you arrest the syndicate put him in perma and ask the (acting) captain if you can execute.

Goldsteel however is an idiot who doesn't understand space law either, so you are not a fricking dumb idiot.

>>187642468
>You may execute people guilty of this on the field under extreme circumstances
And yes, syndicates are enemies of NT but they are not DANGEROUS enemies of NT. They do not have magical powers they can use whilst stunned, they can not kill you whilst stunned.
They are to be arrested and processed, not field executed/

>>187642521
Because Probe isn't petty

>>187641676
>Space Law is only fine when it suits me

>>187642708
>They do not have magical powers they can use whilst stunned, they can not kill you whilst stunned.
say "*deathgasp
Explosium (1, 2, 4) detected in Maintenance

>>187642708
>shootout
>not extreme circumstance

Make skeletons wizard created only
Remove plasmamen
Remove butt surgery, arse nath and buttbots
Remove borers
Remove vaults
Remove pods
Remove the biting and kicking buttons

>>187642865
I should rig up a death whisper signaller voice recog assembly

last time i played aiming for anything but the torso on ablative user still reflected shots

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>>187641238

>>187642979
>stunned him twice
>walked over
>shot him dead
he was no longer armed and dangerous when he was stunned.

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>>187642086
>Stands up from stims or pops his cuffs with an implant
>Pulls a gun and BLAM's as he https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6JHaBVySTA 's off
It's almost like you didn't play the game back when traitors were worth a shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glnOO4Q8hKM

>>187642521
It's more baffling why he was readminned in the first place and not why a metaclub hit piece they sat on didn't hit its target.

>>187642708
>It's more than justified to kill them on sight as attempting to subdue and arrest would pose a severe risk.
>Any half-baked syndicate is too dangerous to attempt to arrest without chloral memes
>You're fucking dead kiddo if they use an E-Implant or wait for the stun stutter to wear off to suicide bomb
>Dude no you can't :^)
>Dude you have to get the permission of a greyshit that existed for 21 days if you want to touch his metagreytide buddy

>>187642979
He's trying to argue that if you can shoot to kill you can shoot to stun in blatant ignorance, unsurprisingly, of the threats posed during the attempt to cuff and transport of the agent

>>187643049
Wear a rigsuit and set a box of welderfuel grenades, napalms or a similar. Fucks them hard.
You can also just use a lube smoke and then freedom implant out of you cuffs and shoot them while they're lube stunned.

>>187643159
There's numerous counters.It's hardly over if they did any prep work.

>>187641676
If you eat your cake you no longer have it.
If you have your cake, you're opting not to eat it.

You can't have your cake and eat it too.

>sand speaks out against pomf veto memes
>thumbs down
really makes you hmmm

>>187643472
Why not just choose to have the cake and then eat it later when you aren't as full?

>>187640380
>removing bible suicide
THOU HAST ANGERED ME, MORTAL

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>removing races because of shitposts and whining retards out of the blue
>GOD BLESS POMF
>coder removes farts and vore under pomf's orders
>THIS IS TOO FAR, WE HAVE TO STOP THIS

>>187634947
He works at the LHC, which is sciencey as fuck. NASA is also sciencey as fuck do people meme him about working there instead of at the particle accelerators, and he reeeeee'so about it so people continue to meme it.

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>>187643369
If you want to play like a powergaming metagamer that assumes every antag is also powergaming to the max you can go right ahead.
kinda defeats the point of an RP game if you ask me..

>>187643369
No, as in, it's a retribution for murdering me. lube/pacid smoke, napalm, and heavy duty traditional explosives. Fuck their shit up.

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>>187641402
>was explicitly added by a fart fetishist
Oh my god, please elaborate. I've got to hear this.

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What the fuck, Heredth

>>187644091
>NO WE ALWAYS HAD FARTS WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

So now that farting is removed, can we add burps instead?

I swear I'm not a burp fetishist.

>pomf wakes up groggy as fuck from his ketamine injections
>enters the thread while slipping on his melted ice cream
>sees 5 people post "remove traitor gamemode"
>responds with "OK" in the thread and gets the eternal coders to do all the work
>people slurp his balls up

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>>187644091
i'm fucking dying

>>187643472
Make no mistake, I'm eating my goddamn cake all I want. I'm trying to engage with you on the terms you care about but I'm full spacelaw and SOP is a guideline. It has too many unresolved flaws

>>187643758
Don't try to kill people and I wont kill you. There's plenty of antagging you can do that'll only get you brig time then perma if you keep repeating or you just rack up too much time.

Go ahead and look at the antag of every round you biased shit. The vast majority are powergaming faggots. The arms race is pure evolution at work, take your objections up with nature or rest in your coffin bitch nigger. I'm hold his hand as he goes around killing and spacing everyone that crosses his path.

>>187643832
Pacid's a waste unless you're a lingpire. They just get cloned.

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>>187644091

'[..]im not 9 anymore dad. i'm above this' says the supreme gentlemen. 'i only like stuff that really makes me think about life....stuff like rick and morty'

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>>187639000
Holyfuck.
Usually I'm pretty salty at Sawbone's latent powergayming, but those heads fucking deserve it
>THEY FUCKING GO BACK IN
>INSTEAD OF USING THE WALL FLASH OR JUST FLASH BANG HIM

>>187644264
Back then plasmamen were OP. Couldn't be flashed and took like 20% laser damage.
They would've had to burn like 3 energy clips to kill him by standing outside and shooting.

>>187639000
>Implying
I was engaging sawboner in ROLE PLAY. Didn't your round feel ENRICHED by my ROLE PLAY?

WE ALWAYS HAD DISCOUNT DAN AND FARTS!!!!!!!!! NOOOOO

>>187644091
AHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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>>187644091
My sides are gone, someone help me find them.

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>>187644091

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=3889

nuke is the smartest person on the admin team these days

>>187639000
I remember being really impressed by sawbones when I first saw that, but now I see that the cap and HoS were just incredibly stupid

>>187639000
>Robustitude
>Cap and hop are just incredibly retarded and keep basically handing themselves to zealotron over and over and over each time
Pathetic t b q h fampai

>>187642708
have you ever been killed by an yred pacid grenade

>>187624304
You're a fag, dude.

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>space nerd engineer person
>in his free time plays game of admins on waifu/atmosherpics simulator

>>187644701
Tell NUK'EM NUKLAR that some job specific traitor items can be fished out from space and that antags are able to get the job-specific item of another role and use it to frame some dumb fucker

>>187644701
>shittalks both gold and nuke
/ourguy/?

>>187624304
>get banned for being a shitter
>claim that it doesn't matter that you're a shitter because that admin doesn't like shitters
Are you retarded?

>>187644701
>nuke says not following space law could get you secbanned
>chazach freaks out at not being able to collect valids
>nuke keeps it calm and collected
/ourguy/?

>>187645378
>nuke
>our guy
you have a short memory

who was in the wrong here?

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>farts being removed
>you'll never dishonor the clown by out slipping him and farting on his face again

Let's face it, *fart is less "ha ha, yes *sniff*" and more or less the equivalent of spamming crouch in a multiplayer game. One of the few non-emote ways of interacting with each other ever since prone spammimg/dancing was removed.

>you'll also never do the worm a crossed the bar room floor with the bartender, clown, and assistants to the sound of the Juke ever again

Neo-VG is everything wrong with hippie's community and everything wrong with baystation's administration. No longer the best of both worlds in glorious medium rp, but the worst of both worlds in a selective and impartial hell hole.

>>187645546
goldsteel for doing a lazy job investigating

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Heredth The gaseous? I thought not. It's not a story the metaclub would tell you. It's a brap legend

>>187639000
It almost looks like a dance
I probably wouldn't have fared better

>>187645378
Softballing it can and will get you killed occasionally. Just do it right every time and that's that many less innocents getting murderboned and spaced solely because you lacked the guts to do what was necessary. It has nothing to do with valids. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FnO3igOkOk

>>187645546
Goldsteel 110% for not actually investigating worth a fuck, trying to ban over well how I personally like to play not what the rules dictate, and for making a guy appeal to lift a ban he shouldn't have applied in the first place which is dishonest and repulsive. It was not a reason to ban the guy. You don't get to ban a warden for putting down a guy that pulled the shit he did. Bitch nigger should have been told to not act like an antagonist with enough lethal contraband to open a shop if he doesn't want to get Ol' Bessy'd.

GUYS
THIS IS IMPORTANT
I figured out away to stick it to our captcha slave overlords

The way captcha (sometimes) works is that one image is a verification image, and the other one is an unknown one
Google is harnessing our human brain power by locating stuff in the unknown image, and verifying that we aren't messing with it using a verification image

But lately I have been getting the same verification images repeatedly. This allows you recognize which step of the captcha is the verification, and which one is doing bitch work for google.
If you recognize a verification image, SABOTAGE THE OTHER IMAGE
it doesn't matter where you box, you will still pass the captcha and be allowed to post

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>Security players that ignore space law
Thoughts on them?

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>>187645580
>I interact with people by people online by emoting gassy farts

>>187646052
>operation renigger
you're several years late