>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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Competitive Scene:http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
http://www.dotabuff.com/
http://www.opendota.com/
http://www.datdota.com/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
>>187543817
anime
>he doesn't call venomancer bananamancer
>he doesn't call timbersaw cutman
>he doesn't call tidehunter mr.melon
>he doesn't call morphling super soaker
>he doesn't call kunkka sailor
>he doesn't call beastmaster ron jeremy
>he doesn't call alchemist goyem
>he doesn't call shadow fiend dogface
>he doesn't call broodmother waifu
>he doesn't call winter wyvern waifu
>he doesn't call windranger windwrangler
>he doesn't call medusa waifu
>he doesn't call arc warden fishbowl
>he doesn't call terrorblade coolman
>he doesn't call storm spirit panda
>he doesn't call brewmaster panda
>he doesn't call zeus mario
>he doesn't call chen black mormon
>he doesn't call lion chubs
>he doesn't call enigma LeBron
>he doesn't call witch doctor big riki
>he doesn't call riki rikimaru
>he doesn't call qop queen of pain
>he doesn't call pugna littlefoot
>he doesn't call dark seer sonic
>he doesn't call ancient apparition blue haunter
>he doesn't call ursa daddy
Do you think I can spam radiance naga in 4k? Like, it might be bad for pubs or whatever but if I play it enough sooner or later I'm good enough to win more than I lose right? Like, if you were to put Arteezy in 100 games in 4k and he played Naga in every one of those, he would win 99 of them, right.
What would dota with friendly fire be like?
you can only post itt if your profile showcase look like this
so uhh
any interesting and unusual games you had?
>>187592739
>playing badTB the farm vacuum
lmao
Just had a dream where I lived in a church with my best friend on the first level and my dad and I on the bottom level. And to get there the easiest ways besides stairs on the opposite side of the building was a ladder that was enclosed in a tube and was pitch black when you looked down it. My computer monitor irl looked like a tv in the room in my dream and it felt so real. Then I heard a faint scream like it was on the other side of the church on another floor level. dreaming is weird dotards.
>>187592935
i had one
i was called vangers
>>187592976
just answer the question cocksucker
>>187592689
based redditbro
>he plays dota
>he
>>187593250
>can
Why the fuck are my ancients unstacked, cucky?
Where are the wards?
Don't even think about buying boots anytime soon.
Check the server. We're on US East. This is My House.
See that scoreboard? Whose that carry? Say it.
That's right. It's me. I am this team.
Get to prepping, yuro.
It's all you're good for and you know it.
You're lucky to still be on the team at all.
Which hero is the biggest farm vacuum?
i cant decide whenever i should buy overwatch for the superior waifus it offers when compared to dota or pubg for the superior gameplay it offers when compared to dota
any tips?
>>187593345
Shut the fuck up Babaev, you would be nothing if I hadn't been zoning this centaur for the past 5 minutes.
>>187593409
lmao centaur practically zones himself
WE
>>187593360
Probably Naga.
>>187592739
>if you were to put Arteezy in 100 games in 4k and he played Naga in every one of those, he would win 99 of them
Obviously not.
What do you think this game is, Quake?
He'll win like 70 of them at most if he truly tryhards every match to his fullest extend.
>>187593360
naga, tinker, ember
.
>>187593782
They need to reverse the changes to battlefury so we can go back to the fun 3-4 BF daedalus ember
>>187593774
You're stupid
>>187593963
did you know in the current patch if you have two battle furies you have the magic circle back again? is that not the same old bf on ember again?
>obsessed with games
>ugly
>tried so hard to go pro but barely got any results
>constantly cucked by his older, more attractive, more successful brother
>still remains positive
>just wants to be loved
explain why he is NOT our guy?
>>187593894
What if this does to Dota what Dota did to Half-Life? Is Valve making a terrible mistake?
>shaves every 9th day
>eats 9 thousand calories daily
>favorite game is ded
ourest of guys
>obsessed with games
>ugly
>tried so hard to go pro but barely got any results
>constantly cucked by his older, more attractive, more successful brother
>still remains positive
>just wants to be loved
explain why he is NOT our guy??
>rtz will never be as good as bulldog
Good lord Day9 was an awful host for DOTA. He and Machine are both lacking in knowledge, stilted, and extremely cringe-worthy.
I really hope that Valve saw how awkward the panel was this year and chooses to get Redeye back for next year.
>shaves every 9th day
>eats 9 thousand calories daily
>favorite game is ded
ourest of guys.
>>187594416
But Machine is hot
>>187594118
Thats a GOOOOOD post right there, wouldnt you agree?
If I stomp as pugna what other heroes would be good for me
>>187594416
Machine was actually really witty and everything he said was dynamic and related exactly what was going on. I wish I was as charismatic as him desu
how is nyx balance?
>>187594594
cancel animation means no ez right click carapice, and impale is hard to land. Also mana burn does nothing to non int heroes.
So it takes skill to play, play against, and there is counter play for most of his spells. AOE DOT is ofcourse something that nyx counters
literally git gud you fucking shitter.
>Mask of Madness Spectre
hmm
>>187594594
he's not really
all the pros that i heard talk about the post-TI patch said nyx needed to be gutted
Why are the numbers really weird in siltbreaker for bulldog?
>>187594780
MoM is the best itemI even get it on TB
>when /pol/ shitposts so hard that they cost the team the match
>>187595107
Machine gun TB is fucking mason-tier
>>187594573
>dynamic and related exactly what was going on.
Almost as if he was being fed what to say. It really gets the neurons firing
>>187594980
>watching bullcuck when NA bull is stream
underage killursl
>>187595189
what the fuck? dude you need to get out more.
>arteezy builds the same items i did in my spectre game 5 months ago
dotards?
>>187595230
>underage shartourbab redditors are still trying to push the NA bulls "meme"
>puts meme in quotations because he knows its not a meme
yeah its a fact he is an NA bull loving every laugh
>load into a game
>this is your teammate
what do you do
SingSing is joining a SEA team dotards
>>187595486
it could be worse
it could be /d2g/ meme
god, sharteezy is so done in this game, can't even beat NA burgers no names anymore, truly pathetic
>>187595486
I liked that announcer pack but mortys shit voice whenever my racks were getting taken literally pissed me off until no end. The kill streak voices are still pretty funnyhe just wicked sick sicked it
>>187595593
Go back.
>>187595536
once in my life I met a person from d2g in a pub game
>meme spouting
>chatting shit constantly
>tantrum throwing
>running down mid because he didn't get a lane he wanted
>anime avatar
Added me to friends after the game. I don't remember if I refused, or if I added him but removed later.
>>187595593
>>187595593
>Artour's been streaming for over 15 hours
God damn dude I get bored of Dota after just three games.
How does he do it?
Can someone explain to me why RTZ buys mask of madness and difusal on every hero? Is this new OP build?
>>187595728
inspired by ame god
>>187595728
because if you buy radiance against nyx im reporting you
>>187595683
>picture calling out frog posters
>no pictures of clyde frog have been posted
seemsgood.
>>187595718
he's obviously going to kill himself after this for being such a monumental failure (and stream it)
this is his last stream, enjoy it
>>187595769
Why is CCNC so disgusting inside and outside
>>187595769
>tfw his small hands aren't jerking you off right now
>moon losing every single game
so this is the power of DC's new support...
How do you play the OpenAI bot?
>>187595987
be a pro
ETA on next battle pass? First week of October?
>>187596120
yeah, most likely, considering that first minor will be held during second week of the same month
What hero actually beats viper in a 1v1 matchup?
>>187596435
lolno
>>187596331
razor?
>>187596331
phantom lancer. Literally just spam and max your q and kite him when he is slowed then only put a single value point in your other two skills. Then at 6 you have an huge kill potential especially if his health is around half from spamming q the entire laning stage.
>>187596331
clinkz, ursa, windrunner, but only if you're a better player than viper, if viper is better he'll still win
>>187595821
Only NAdotatards get triggered by him, his image is like the cleanser of tards in the dota community.
>start playing dota 2 again after a few years
>discover this fucking website
>me god damn sides cunt
why the fuck doesnt every game have this
>>187597340
>bbw
welp, time to jump ship
>>187597621
>only a day
Guys I just hit 4k with a lot of different heroes, what hero do i spam to 5k?
>>187597340
I am a salty boy
>>187597661
in case you forgot, dota IS dying, so you better start considering other games to play when queue times skyrocket due to the lack of players
who here MoM morphling
>there's people in d2g that don't join the vg chat in game
u're missing out kids
>>187598205
t. 2k shitter with 500 commends who thinks he's hot shit
pretty sure there's not a single good player in /vg/
>>187598205
>joining reddit2g chat
>>187598205
no thanks
>>187598281
>>187598246
what does this say about my smurfing habits
>>187598608
>commend whore
>hides mmr
hmm
>>187598608
btw this was me a couple months ago.
Damn I feel good about my self
>>187598708
>>187598608
>>187598708
>>187598726
Im high 4k on my main, cant break 5k. but this smurf account was calibrated at 1k on purpose and I love ruining your games, faggot.
>>187598843
if I met you in real life I'd break your twig arms faggot
>>187599175
doubtful. You can't even speak english, you're not from my server
>>187599221
I said my instead of me, BETTER DO MORE MENTAL GYMANSTICS. LUL If you que on us west or east the past year I have outplayed the shit out of you. My smurf account is now 3k, after it started at 1k about a year ago and if you play on any other server you are literally irrelevant.
>>187599175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIrMPeeg-2g
I am the reason you start to tilt when your offlaner feeds the safelane carry
I am the reason you believe in forced 50 and why some games are unwinnable
I am the reason your blood pressure goes up
I am the enemy carry, and I got EVERYTHING I needed from early game since your supports have no idea how to rotate
I am a smurf and I am shitting on you
>>187599906
lol you probably bought mmr boosting and cant play at your level so you 'smurf' :)
>>187599906
>I am the reason you believe in forced 50
>I am a smurf
Well, you are basically proving it to be true. Any idiot can win games below their bracket, it's what people do when they're too shit to win consistently in their own.
where the FUCK are the team rosters already TI ended like a month a go GOOD LORD
>>187600778
in your mums berginer lol
>>187600820
that's rude anon..
http://store.steampowered.com/stats/
We've finally been overtaken on a permanent basis now.
;_;
>>187599604
Is bulldog the smartest most successful dota personality?
>top tier pubber without even trying
>gets picked by a pro team
>wins TI
>big bucks
>first to leave the team when it goes to shit and diversify his brand
>becomes a top streamer without much effort
>more big bucks
>detect and dodge the deadly nara bullet
>pounding that aussie ass every day IRL
>>187600904
>shootan gaym is more popular than strategy
what a surprise
>>187600904
>it's always the shittest game possible that is the most possible
sigh it just seems like it's getting worse and worse, first you think 'it can't get any worse than LoL', then it's 'it really can't get any worse than cs go', then we get 'it really really can't get any worse than overwatch' and finally we arrive at 'how the fuck could it possibly get any worse than PUBG'
Next big game is literally going to be some fucking braindead retard game beyond belief
>>187600904
>fotm shooty game
it will die in 7 months max and DOTA will remain supreme
>>187601336
>that is the most possible
most popular*
>>187601176
>>187601336
>>187601376
thanks for the replies!
I'll post it again in 30 minutes please remember to reply again :)
>its another "you lose the game at the hero selection screen" game
sure man
pick huskar and lc after someone chooses sb, make those linkens sphere's have even more worth
and last picking huskar when there's an ursa on the enemy team superb idea my dude
>>187600904
It stole both CSGO and the OW kiddies, so it's only natural that it's so big.
I don't think it's going to die out immediately like everyone's saying, but it's obviously not going to have much of a lasting power either.
>>187601631
>mon visage quand someone picks Huskar without any defensive support to "counter" a TA
>>187601460
No. It's my turn to post this next.
>I want to play but only had 4 hours sleep and can't concentrate
S U F F E R I N G
>>187601631
>and last picking huskar when there's an ursa on the enemy team superb idea my dude
just buy halberd lmao
how do we fix skywrath make
>>187602429
REDUCE THE COST OF ETHEREAL BLADE
what is probably Abdul Ismail's nationality?
is this some kind of arab name? turk? indian?
>>187602429
pick good skywrath mage aka zeus
>>187602429
Ban pugna and or nyx
there, skywrath fix'd
>>187602429
You pick Pugna so he gets deleted from the game
>tfw 3 recently taken action messages appear in a row
>>187600931
red is a gift that keeps on giving
Um where is OG's mid laner?
>>187602429
what's the problem?
>>187602608
rtz
>every single time i reqch 4700 mmr i start gradually losing more than winning
Why is that?
>>187602564
>reported a 0 23 feeder
>no action taken
fuck valve and fuck white people
I want to puck Sylph!
>>187603085
was sylph made for lewd?
TYLER'S MOVING TO DOTA
GET YOUR BODIES READY
>>187603312
manlets not allowe--
oh wait dota 2 pros are manlets
So i just checked the mmr graph of a guy i played with, can someone explain to me these enormous spikes? Did he gain 700 mmr points in one win?
>>187603408
american dota "pros" maybe
>>187593360
Magic Damage Ember.
>>187603312
who?
>>187602429
+10 base armor
+3.2 agi gain
>>187599604
Are you even trying?
>>187603282
same artist?
>>187603837
>he's a bad gpoy
>>187603408
>>187603753
>NAdotards are manlets
>NAdotards lose to non-manlets
thinking
>>187603878
yes he drew a few the night of the reveal
>>187596650
are you dumb? PL is one of the most dog shit heroes atm.
Complete retard here, how do I deal with LC?
>>187604040
ward her jungle
>>187604040
ward her jungle
>>187604040
put a phallic object inside her bush
>>187596331
Windranger. Attack speed steroid, movement and evasion buff, and a potential 3.5 second stun. Although, Clinkz and PL shit on him harder in late game.
H-how do i save my geam, dotards?
>>187598037
Could you please reign in this faggotry?
>>187604115
What's with all this lolipugna I see here.
>>187600747
This.
>>187603424
Anyone?
>>187604040
Play ursa and ult the moment she jumps you.
>>187604098
>>187604115
>>187604156
So starve her from farm or bully her to the point where she can't even buy blink to steal free damage?
>>187604503
no bullying!
>>187602608
reso was on a cruise
comment me if you like :)
>namefag
>>187604040
Play Dazzle, and ward her thick juicy undergrowth.
>>187603312
we already have a slew of autistic streamers, nty.
>>187604503
yeah like every other hero in the game
>>187603424
Heres a win streak from my graph on the left to compare what it should look like
>>187603424
He likely turned off public match data and then turned it on at certain points.
>>187604040
Pick OD or SD, and keep banishing everyone she tries to duel. Out fucking skilled
>>187603312
his twitch name is literally "loltyler", lmao i hope he goes back in a week and takes me9 with him (and purge, why not)
>>187604936
What if she starts jumping on you.
what then?
>>187604928
That explains it, thanks
>>187604990
linkens
>win easily, too boring
>lose easily, rage
>win close game, tired as shit
>lose close game, tired and mad as shit
Fuck this game
>5th minute veil is discord on Necropos
HOW.. HOW??? These pros man...
Seriously, at moments like these I realize I will never become good no matter how hard I try.
>play a game with peruvian meepo
>we win huge team fight and pushing hg
>took tier 3
>meepo got ultra kill
>we can take 2 lanes of rax and push our advantage
>meepo dives fountain
>get rampage
>dies and gives fuck ton of hold
>starts huehuehueing on mic
>we take 0 rax
>our next push
>we tell meepo not to get hooked
>he gets hooked anyway eventho we told him where pudge was
>"omg how dud i got hooked xdddd"
>lose game
So this is the power of na dota pubs
>>187605438
he is better than you. He can throw the game if he feels like it
>>187604990
Then she's just throttled a back line support who likely has teammates nearby.
>>187596120
maybe earlier
so pubg has become the new game russians farm boxes to get some extra steambucks heh? after all the restrictions valve put on csgo and banning gambling sites
i wonder how long will it take for valve to restrict trade somehow in pubg and kill it
>>187605764
yeah some skirt sells for hundreds of euros because faggots buy it to make trap characters (which are gay btw)
>>187605820
hear hear
>>187605820
that's a lot of vodka and maybe a new adidas tracksuit for vladmir
>>187605820
agreed, trapfags should kill themselves
Are there any good dota discords? I'm 5k and I have no friends, but I want people to blog to/talk about item builds/heroes with
how does s4 sound so happy after getting cucked?
>>187606153
https://discord.gg/0Pj5D1QKnY7t1L9K
>>187606215
Swedes love it
>>187606215
they broke up months ago
>>187606225
lol reddit are shit my man
>>187606215
Who knows
>>187606278
(that's the joke)
>>187606309
if you had the url handy you are probably in there, anyway is there any actual good discords? I know there's a few goon discords but usually you need to be 7k/ friends with pros to get in those
>>187606367
yes because it's so hard to type the url into your address bar and copy a link
>*Releases Dark Moon or New Bloom Fest*
hehe, PUBG will never see this comming.
>>187606367
No, there's either pro discords or erp discords, DOTA is rarely a game where you can actually talk about the game in a pub environment
>>187607251
Diretide or Frostivus is back this year I guess
suspect it will be a new fall themed event, something they can tie the new hero releasing in with
>>187604295
Most of the problems right now aren't under your control aka Everything that isn't game balance.
>>187607251
what was the last event in which you were able to farm hats
>1.200.000 players peak
>HOHO HAHA TROL WARLORD EVERYGAME for months
>game is dying
>Icefrog balances the game perfectly
What did Icefag mean by this?
>tfw no cute vampire hero
>>187607556
>People like easy wins.
me on the right
does lina smoke
>>187607558
anime is rotting your brain
>>187607556
the dota is shit when its balanced because every game resolves around counterpicks
>>187607556
>giving away free hats
>player peak count is through the roof
coincidence?
>>187607827
>>giving away free hats
eggsplain :DDD
Game needs some quality of life improvements now, like overhauling MMR.
But expecting Valve to put in that amount of effort is stupid.
>be on win streak
>suddenly mm puts me with tilted player on loss streaks and idiots who havent touched dota in months and playing "for fun xD" by drafting retarded shit like roamer treant
Fuck this game
>>187607932
https://dota2.gamepedia.com/New_Bloom_Festival_2015
>>187607932
Cosmetic items that are free of charge
>>187607442
dark moon
anyone want to watch a 1k shithead spam arcwarden?
>>187607979
<shit heroes like roamer treant
stopped reading right there
>>187608056
you going to stream or what
>>187607558
fuck off
necromancer hero when?
>>187607791
as if the games were fun when people 1st picked sniper
>>187608095
Nice green text redditspy
>>187608127
yeah of course/
>>187608128
you people are insufferable
where's my bad poosi hero dotards?
>>187608279
do it i wanna see how real trench looks like
>>187608368
WHERE IS MI WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HERO¡?
>>187608395
go on twitch and search for mohmoe
>watch teammate going for rune
>he takes the rune
>heat death of the universe
>he moves from the runespot
This is almost 5k mmr. It's not a sand king ult, it doesn't require massive apm, and it's a habit that could save you if you're being chased. I consider it a completely basic skill for getting runes, even if you never shift queue for anything else. It really pickled my onions
>>187608368
rip ;_;
so beautiful i could fall in love
perfect dornish beauty
>Scrims resume next week
is /ourguy/ waga finally going to get the team he deserves?
>Leviathan
another garbage team that wont last long
>>187608549
More whore, your grace?
>>187608578
>open stream
>anon says "lol get fucked faggot"
sorry I don't watch rude people
>>187608368
i legit love her
goddamn
>>187608748
Waga is a cuck, definitely not /ourguy/.
any thoughts on shadow demon mid
>>187608923
but Drow is /our/ cuckolding gf
>>187608784
bsj will never be relevant
>>187608784
na qualis are much easier now without NP, planet odd and with DC weaker than last year
>>187608578
>friends: 1
>>187608578
you should set quickbuy hotkey
>>187609175
thats more than i have
>>187609343
>he doesn't have 30+ "friends" from his early gaming days that he never interacts with
Reminder that Valve only had Sheever cast games at TI7 so they have footage for her memorial reel at TI8.
>>187609432
all of my dreams from my early gaming days play lol
>>187608865
ok
>>187609175
dont worry it's another acount i made
>>187609189
ok
>>187609432
I have about 50 of these from various MMOs/ when I played CSGO, but I don't want to delete them just in case one day I need to speak to them.
>>187609469
i have a few that play dota
in fact there's one in the menu right now
not that i'd ever ask him to play of course
>nearly 4000 hours in Dota
>just learned that Brew's storm element can turn invis
What was the last new thing you learned in Dota?
>>187609432
I only have greek friends from my early days playing L2, but they move on with their lifes and they wont play something as Dota now.
>carapace will get a 0.1 sec cast time and using it while ulted will break the invis in the next patch
;_____________;
also lvl 1 and two manaburn will have more manacost or cooldown
>>187609642
i learned people can devote 4000 to a video game and still be shit
>>187609739
But I'm 5k senpai
>>187609642
you will learn this *unzips*
>>187609642
>Having 2,5k hours
>Last week learned that the logo of Dota2 it looks like the Map
I always thought it was a letter "N", I never asked why, I thought it was a Valve's inside joke.
>>187609642
>kumiko poster is a newfag
>>187609794
obviously a maining garbage can
>>187609642
>3k hours
>just learned that traps aren't gay
>>187609642
How come I don't see people ever use the storm panda to dispel or turn inivs? It's like people only use the cyclone.
>>187609523
AAAH AT LEAST HARASS THE ZEUS WITH YOUR DOUBLE
WHY EVEN BOTHER PLAYING ARC IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO USE YOUR DOUBLE
>>187610127
there isn't a whole lot of things you can dispel desu, most of the buffs that matter are undispellable now
>>187610260
>WHY EVEN BOTHER PLAYING ARC IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO USE YOUR DOUBLE
m-maybe he just wants the company
>>187609642
4k hours and didn't know that hex is purgeable with basic dispels.
Really think it should be changed to only be purgeable with hard dispels, by the way.
>>187602563
>New pugna
Thanks Red
>>187610367
but he's not using the double
>>187610507
it's almost like he's 1k mmr or something
>>187610507
m-maybe its a cry for help
>>187609642
>2.3k hours
>just learned that the only deniable part of venomancer's kit is gale
it only occurred to me after I tried to deny myself with a tb illusion while I was under the effects of poison sting
>>187610972
speaking of which what are the remaining deniable spells
venomous gale, shadow strike, is doom even deniable anymore?
sure is getting degenerative around here
>>187611109
yes doom is, r u sure venomancer ult isnt?
me on the right
>>187611417
me on the left
>>187611347
>doom
yes
>veno ult
no
i had some retard walk over to his teammates to deny him (even though its not lethal) but instead he ended up dying to creeps lmao
>>187610260
honestly didnt even think about that
>>187610456
My turn should be coming up soon and I wanted to ask you how you wanted the body reference to look, I was aiming for a front, back and side view plus a headshot and would you like for there to anything else to be focused on? (like hands or whatnot)
Also should it be poofy pants or bikini bottoms?
>>187612138
I like puffy pants myself but if there´s a possibility to get them drawn with a transparent or subtle outline over the body so you can get the see the base body still, that would be super great. (Maybe even an alternative skirt like the newest pic red posted recently.)
It should be,body front and sideways and detailed Head, front and sideways
Detailed hands are not necessary but would be helpful.
Thanks for the heads up on the comission thing!
How do you guys itemize your bounty hunters?
Aghs should be consumable without granting stats. One of the main reasons carries don't get aghs is not because their effects are lackluster, but because it uses an item slot.
>>187612835
Dagon into Deso into either Hex or Linken's into Butterfly then either Heart or another damage item. I play him mid btw
>>187612903
just play with alch LOL
>>187612903
make the aghs syth cost 100 000 gold and it may be balanced
>>187613037
What if I don't want to lose the game?
>Team Leviathan - 1. BSJ, 2. Noblewingz, 3. Jenkins, 4. Newsham, 5. Slaye
looks like ourboy BSJ is taking home the Aegis next year
>>187612664
That's alright, I was just trying to think how it should be executed.
I might ask for a half and half for the lower half or just have three variations to the side along with the hands and head.
Hopefully it can help with how the body proportions are as well.
What respectable esport is dominated by white men and isn't filled with shitskins?
>>187613091
Just make the item itself consumable. You're paying 4.2k gold for no stats anyway.
>>187613293
You are a god send
>>187613308
swedes are good at CSGO
>>187613308
chess
>>187613272
ETA on disband?
I say 2 months
>>187613412
the current aghs syth grants the stats
4200 gold for aghs buffs would be absolutely broken regardless of granting stats
>ppd back
>fear back
>mason back
>bsj back
>jenkins back
is this the return of white dota?
>>187613680
>all that washed up trash
Artour is the last White Hope
>>187613680
>Even Year
Why even try?
>>187613802
the white man will break the cycle
>>187613680
>return
but rtz is playing all the game?
>>187613680
forgot our boy CCNC
>>187613524
wrong
world champion has brown eyes, ie is non white
:^)
>>187613981
non-aryan**
>eats 9 thousand calories daily
>shaves every 9 days
>favorite game is ded
/ourguy/?
>>187614078
yes
>>187614174
thanks for this rare9
>>187614174
the baest of brood war
>>187614040
guy is literally norwegian, are you too retarded to know scandinavians can have brown eyes
and wtf is aryan anyway, ill tell you what it is - it's iranian
afghans are literally aryans
annbmateo is so perfect bros
literally too pure to be a dota streamer
>>187613981
next you gonna tell me that Julius Caesar wasn't white because he had brown eyes
>>187614560
She's a SEAmonkey whore.
How is that pure?
>>187614560
ann b mateo posting? Gotchu senpai
>>187614676
she deserves to replace sheever. Literally just sit on the panel and smile. She deserves to never lift a finger again!
Is Vipers "hat" the most ugly immortal to date?
SHEEVER IS STRIM
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
/OURLANKLET/ IS STREAMING
>>187614964
Lions shoulder immortal is fucking shit too.
>>187614671
i agree, it's just that some people remember that some people(s) are white only when convenient
and in case of chess it's pretty funny to point that out
>>187614865
She deserves to let me fuck her asshole and cum on her face for $20 like the third world monkey whore that she is.
why are people with anime avatars so consistently fucking bad at dota?
>>187615260
>You will never get to smell her coconut smelling hair
why even live?
>>187615143
AHHH WHY IS MAKEUP ALLOWED
Imagine if men got to wear dick and height increasers to trick women into believing they have good genetics, but in reality are dicklet manlets
Fucking ban the facial jew
>>187615445
>genetics is height and dick
you are a nigger
>Playing mid
>Enemy is missing
>Retard axe is farming in the middle of the jungle
>We see the missing PA through the wards nearing axe
>He's too far away so I don't even bother
>Axe dies to PA even though he's axe
>Starts yelling at me
>Mute and return to farming
It was relaxing
>>187612903
Items slots are an actual balancing point heroes especially carries have to build around.
Aghs on carries are usually side upgrades that provide some benefit to your entire team and are more support oriented than a straight up damage increase.
Weaver aghs allowing him to time lapse allies, sven aghs proving god's strength in an aoe and wraith king aghs allowing allies to fight on after death are options that provide support or compensate for a weakness in your team composition.
>>187615338
Its 50/50. or they ae going to be reeeaaally good or the most hideous trash you'll ever play with. There's no middle
>>187615701
what the fuck? you think you can just drop some 4k knowledge on the GULAG and expect it not to fall on deaf ears? LMAO. This faggot will continue to face spam and ask his dumb ass question every thread about aghs consumable and you will not change thaT
>>187615445
beards are makeup for men
>>187615632
That sounds like an AMAZING experience! Ppd what do you think if they drafted a dark seer? On that note, let talk about ME, I always see that hero in MY 3k pub game and I go viper mid HYUK HYUK HYUK
what if tb aghs made meta toggleable?
what if sunder drained mana instead of health
>blogs during esports
there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that refute he is our guy.
>>187612835
>not building rightclick gondar
Ult gives FREE money
FREE crit
Talents for FREE damage and crits every second
>>187613967
>our boy CCNC
>>187615701
The problem is that there's always a better alternative for these heroes to spend an item slot on unless they're playing as a #3 or something like that. Very often playing greedy on carries is the best option.
>Guy abandons 3 minutes in
>Comes back at 30 minutes, cucking our gold and farm
First time I've gotten angry at doto in 3k hours.
BRIAN CANAVAN TO TAKE HOME AEGIS NEXT YEAR
WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY TO LIVE
>>187615445
>dick increasers
what did he mean by this
Teach me about Doom /d2g/.
How do I stop sucking with him?
>>187617009
he has a small dick
>>187615143
sheever was egm all along huh
what a plot twist
what if nara was a girl
>>187604891
It might have been seasonal matchmaking, can't read the dates tho so I am not certain
>>187617068
ring of repick
5 decides what hero I autistically spam for 2 weeks.
>>187617314
you wouldnt be gay for liking him
>>187617398
Lich.
>>187617398
TERROR
BLADE
>>187617398
tiny
>>187617398
Anti-mage
or
Phoenix.
>>187617068
I stop being a beta support, get midas and travel boots and farm like a mofo until you achieve 30k net worth. From there on just poop on the enemy team with a build countering their carries.
>>187617398
Techies
>>187617398
pugna
>>187617398
meepo, post proof faggot.
>mfw talking to wagamama right now in the Dotabuff Discord
>>187617575
meepwn'd
>>187617575
I'll see you in 2 weeks.
>>187617693
slut
>>187617398
Winter wyvern
>>187617575
>>187617693
oh wow you're talking to some guy who can only win in 5k games, i'm so jealous xd
>>187617818
Can you win in 5k games?
>>187617890
adelaide?post boipucci
>>187617890
yes.
>>187617974
What's your Discord? Do you strim? Are you single?
Post rare cute zais
>>187618136
>implying I'd give a danskjävel such as yourself the time of day
>>187617693
>adelaide talking to wagacuck
pingpong would be dissapointed
>fake adelaide poster
>>187618293
>>187618323
You're mistaken.
I'm the danskjävel you're talking about.
Don't have any of thos eanime pictures on this computer though.
I got banned under TI hahah.
>>187618351
Should I start using reaction images from other Rabu Raibus?
>>187618435
avatarfag somewhere else faggot
lelouch maut and adelaide are enough
you should stop avatarfagging immediately
>>187618435
use eromanga sensei
>tfw 2k mmr
>tfw at least 6k mmr mechanically
>only thing holding me back is my 800dpi mouse and non-mechanical keyboard
am i the only one?
>>187617693
i once randomly got matched with him and ended up carrying him
but even honest assholes are better than this passive aggressive cuck
>>187618893
>only thing is holding me back is my third world net and my laptop
I guess.
Zai is back on offlane/3 boys. Hes spamming batrider atm.
>tfw no soe wife
>>187618893
ccnc said that he plays on some random 10$ keyboard for 10 years and hes 9k
you have no excuse
>>187619021
I wanna kisu him
>>187614671
But he had blue eyes
Even egyptians were more white than cvurrent yuros
>>187617709
No, you update on your games starting with today. Post meepo game and update with how it goes
>>187619687
Careful or you'll get banned from the Steam forums
You winning your games onii-chan?
>>187619070
>>187620740
*unzips*
kissu this
Post /our guy/s
Looks like anon finally came out of his cave!
>>187621001
only if you're zai
>>187621201
the pooskin literally ruins the picture
>>187621201
get the shitskin out of there
>pugna ahead of me in red's line
>>187621201
SWEDEN
YES
>>187619021
Is bat the hero to spam when you start playing 3? S4 did it for months on OG.
>>187621201
>shitskin is the only one drinking cider
I'd throw her a bone just for that
>>187618293
>>187621201
oh hey girls, i noticed you left a set empty
would you like some company?
>>187621461
>>187621325
>>187621293
Why are you so racist?
>>187621568
because shit skins are fucking gross
>>187621568
they're not
that's just colorism
>>187621568
t. shitskin
>>187621201
Hey anon, we just took a look at your dotabuff.
How come you still can't breach 4k after so many games?
>>187621643
>programming girls.jpg
>>187621643
Forced 50%
RETURN OF THE KING
>>187621723
I usually post it on /g/ with some assembler babble, okay?
>>187621643
my team is holding me back
>>187621768
>>187621507
Hum, anon that seat is for Julia who's taking the picture, she's right in front of you haha!
Did you become retarded after all that time in your cave alone??
*all the girls start giggling*
>>187619021
Zai lost every game an blamed EU but the only constant was him.
>>187622113
naming your tripod julia seems like an insult to women
zai is too qt
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUeTbDug1oo/?taken-by=zai_2002
>>187622213
haHAA
>white women
>>187622661
>all those mad roasties
>>187622661
>Oriental girl
Isn't that racist now?
been 3.9 k four times but lose 8-10 games each time i get there
ease my pain please
>>187623008
heck off sjw
>>187623008
she's from kazakh so probably mongolian
>>187594118
HYUK HYUK GREAT POINT, ANON!
>>187621768
>andrew anglin
>daily stormer
cool
also
>sargon
what went wrong
>>187623806
1.3k mmr wtf
>>187623806
you picked cm in a shitter bracket
>>187597661
pubg is growing while Dota is dying, it will only get worse from here on
me on the right
>>187623121
The other way around, I have no idea what term is supposed to be the bad ones because SJWs go back and forth with "term is bad" and "we are reclaiming term".
>>187618893
lol ok
>>187624016
Me on the left
>>187621818
Where is his neck?
>>187621201
So, who wants to be my mommy today?
>>187624187
i got a neck for ya right here!
>play game
>lose
WOW
rare bulba without hat
>>187622661
>White women are literally correct
Your point?
>/pol/posting
Oh....oh yes it WAS too soon to come here before esports
>>187624321
He's been bulking, I see
>>187624485
t.roastie
Do swedes know about bracers
>>187613680
already returned bro
What's a good offlaner against Antimage? I hate the mana sap
>>187624461
oh shit he's a balding indian, damn such bad luck bulba
So, I just saw a clip of Bulldog playing against this openAI bot.
Is there a way to download and play against it somehow?
>>187624461
>WHAT THE FUCK IS A DARER
>>187625145
>>>/reddit/just email the devs
>>187624923
Yeah. They use them when they need it for medical reasons. Not when the profit seeking capitalists tries to destroy your self-esteem and sell it to you. Let me guess.. Your moms doctor told her to force braces on you eventho you didn't want to and now all you see is peoples teeth. So this is the power of capitalism... I'm sorry your country destroyed your innocence my frog friend.
>losing to a gook bugged shooter game
VALVE? VALVE?
>>187599604
Holy shit what did you do my man...
>>187624923
weird you mention that, he actually just braces a few days ago.
>>187625591
(You)
https://youtu.be/x7eUx_Ob4os?t=3m4s
>>187624461
His ears are so big
>>187624461
flipping awesome
>>187592583
Best pro match you ever watched.
>>187624461
Now post a recent loda without a hat
>>187624321
easy there captain diabetes, we dont want you to get a heart attack from all this movement
>>187626004
>>187626004
first dota esport match I ever watched
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8hYPw12a2I&list=PLfKB7s18dFCN3cnz2SrM6TVaPOWpRDM3o
>>187626004
scaryfacezz vs cloud 9
>>187626004
The one with the amazing Korean (Chinese?) casters during that 2 hour match.
Artifact when?
Dueling fates when?
Roster updates when?
More info on the new season when?
loli pugna when?
>>187594091
What?
Explain
>>187624321
>tfw made this and a day later they get 2-0
Did i jinx it?
>>187624461
he looked like he could be on Jersey Shore
>>187626687
>loli pugna when?
never you wretched degenerate
>>187626004
The TI5 grand finals, I was in the new york pubstomp during the million dollar echo slam
>>187626687
>loli pugna.
>>187627057
that meepo reveal into a magnus all but confirmed that lulba was following the script
/our guy/ was held powerless :'(
>redditors still triggered by /ourgirl/
>>187627373
Ah yes.... good times.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAFWSiwPN9A
>>187627475
stop advocating pedophilia, abdul
>>187627373
TI5 gf were garbage
pugna is a male
>>187626228
house nigga recognize field nigga
>>187627720
lets face it
only TI 3 finals were good
TI 4 finals had 20 minute game shitfeats
Ti 5/6/7 were too one sided
>>187627720
Yuro detected
Which TI is the most honeypot
TI4
TI6
TI7
>>187628103
prizepool will be lower next year, so TI6 and lower are all honeypots
>>187628197
>prizepool will be lower next year
stop, ive heard this one before
>>187628228
This game's dying and nobody is stupid enough to give more than $25,000,000
reminder that /d2g/ is a sharia zone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcjWJ9t2Yag
>>187628197
top kek, this year the game had less players and the prize pool was bigger, the 19 years old that bought a level 1000 compendium is going to have more money the next year, also im sure next year valve is going to release the rubick arcana in the compendium at level 25, and add a bunch of other useless shit
>>187628228
>>187628448
I've shitposted about it since TI4 compendium and I ain't stoppin now
>>187628448
level 250, fuck.
>>187628302
>This game's dying
objectively false
>nobody is stupid enough to give more than $25,000,000
you underestimate valve
>>187628578
pubg gonna kill it m8, accept your fate.
>>187628396
based nasheedbro
absolutely_halal.jpg
>>187628396
Post proper nasheeds
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qKczIgTVUc
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlTVfoM9mIc
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oInPPXh352I
>>187628578
yeah that sure explains this TI having lower viewers in general than TI6
kill yourself my man
>>187628578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_x62_d7DZA
>>187628772
I'm pretty sure this TI had more viewers then any other dota event
>>187628396
pubg is ultimate slayer of dota, powered by fury of millions of people who hate it for killing half life
>>187628905
it did
>http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2017-08-14-the-international-2017-reached-5m-peak-concurrent-viewers
I know that nigga isn't around today
>Want to build HoD on carries for creep benefits and regen
>Nobody ever builds HoD
Am I right or am I wrong?
>>187629113
In denial.
>>187629108
mommy?
>>187628935
which is ironic since a millions people havent even played it
>>187629181
m-m-mommy!
difusal/drum mechanic of limited uses is fucking stupid and should be reworked
if you disagree you are necro picking scum
>>187628935
Half the accounts are hat farming bots tho
IT'S HERE BOYS!
>IT'S HERE BOYS!
IT'S HERE BOYS!
>IT'S HERE BOYS!
IT'S HERE BOYS!
>IT'S HERE BOYS!
www.dota2.com/play/intertwined_destinies
>>187629451
but you only need to use diffusal blade about 7 times to win a game so why would it have to be infinite?
>>187629714
Holy shit that's fucking massive
where is the patch
Just won a 80 minute game, where we made a Megas comeback even if we were 3 vs 5 for the last 30 minutes.
Damn this game can be so fun sometimes
>>187630261
your 10 next games will be 30 to 40 minutes stomps
>>187630261
>fun
uh-oh.
>>187630261
congrats anon-kun!
>>187630261
-80 minutes of your life
What if Slardar / Spirit Breaker bash had escalating odds?
Like it started on 0% chance to bash but everytime you don't bash you get +00.01% permanent chance to bash. If you get it up to 100% you could get a super rare golden bash.
>>187627475
>reddit will never copy /ourgirl/
so tired of earthshaker in every fucking game, what a broken ass support, there's never not a time to pick him because he literally fits into any draft
>>187630635
>es
>support
openAI JUST GOT RELEASED INTO THE PUBLIC
>>187630635
>git gut or get out.
>>187630750
TRUE IF HUGE!!!
>>187630750
What do you mean by Nara was released to the public?
My cuckolding girlfriend
>Jordan is officially opening a training center for e-sports players in the presence of Miracle- and a member of the royal family
Why is Michael Jordan so based?
>>187631060
long time no see anon what were you doing
>>187631165
>a member of the royal family
Harry or William?
>>187631126
DONT LEWD PURE SEMPAI
>>187631060
Who does she cuck you with?
>>187631126
>tfw no autistic, game throwing gf
>>187630598
what happens when youve already unlocked a bash on each of the enemy heroes
>earthshaker is 40% pickrate in 5k+
nice game dotards
>>187631424
why is it any surprise that the most powerful hero of the current ti remains heavily utilized
>>187631165
Will this be as successful as the Waga training camp?
>>187631424
what if eartshaker isnt going to get nerfed hard, but one of the new heroes counters him perfectly?
>>187631165
>Jordan played in philadelphia
>Amman, capital of Jordan - old name philadelphia
Why does a fairy need tits?
>>187631424
Waitten monthsfor that patch to hit and nerf him to the ground
>icewall no longers does damage
there, fixed
>>187631126
oh wow actual heterosexual porn posted for once
>>187631126
is that nara?
>>187631752
breastfeeding baby fairies?
>>187631710
when the fuck did Jordan play in filthadelphia?
>>187631424
>2nd highest pickrate is pudge with only 26%
truly wonderful game
>>187631710
women can vote in saudi arabia?
and I thought they were based
anyone know what time Blitz usually streams?
>>187631967
since when do fairies reproduce sexually? does that mean puck hides a huge schlong?
>>187631690
Silencer buff?
>>187629158
10 Regen a second is good AF tho
>>187632184
Puck's balls haven't dropped. In a few thousand years he'll breed Auroth and Akasha like a fairy stallion.
guys, I just realized that the OpenAI bot will be instantly shit once SF gets buffed or nerfed in any way. Take that, learning machines.
>>187632482
hot
>7.08
>flying/floating heroes (lina, OD, batrider, viper, etc.) aren't affected by Earthshaker's stuns
>>187632170
im glad people still will create these
>>187632637
>Lina now takes double dmg from Water-Type attacks
Fuck that, let's do this!
>inb4 pleb numbers
Oh excuse me I didn't wasted my entire life on autistic w3 mod sequel but was trolling as woodcutter with best-ranger mostly.
>You can look but don't touch. Come to think of it, don't look either.
What did she mean by this?
>>187633104
that you arent worthy to worship my wife
>>187630589
It was during my lunch time, I didint have anything else to do, at least I had fun.
>>187630491
Thanks
>>187632637
>flying type heroes npw immune to ground attacks and melee ground heroes
>flying type heroes npw take double damage from ranged heroes
>>187632534
The bot will learn from this buff or nerf in a couple of games.
You cant stop skynet dotard, its too late for that
>no tactical dota jrpg
>>187628790
>Literally a 6k pub
>>187633586
slitbreaker?
me on the left
>>187592583
Guess who
>>187633804
tactical as in turn based, like FFTactics or Fire Emblem
>almost 3 bills
fuck man
which one was your favorite
>>187634193
the one from reddit, yeah I love all of them
>>187633935
>>187634193
reddit always says "saving fucking retards" so I'll be contrarian and say "dedgaem"
>>187632994
Those are pleb numbers, you are an irrelevant statistic
>>187634193
BABYSITTER HUYK HUYK HUYK
BECAUSE IM THERE HYUK HYUK HYUK
1) Why does Ilexa need to "tell her dad to stay safe" if the older creep is right next to her and the monkey?
2) Did Monkey King just tell Ilexa she WILL become a hero?
3) Did Monkey King just tell Ilexa he wants to bone her when she becomes a hero?
>>187634193
the meme back
>>187632170
That poster is the only good thing to come out of Ti7
>>187634579
These comics are dogshit, the secret shop one is the only good one
>>187634579
>>187633935
Centaur
I want to marry Templar Assassin!
>>187635543
You want to marry a boy? Hah, gay!
>>187634716
shouldnt you be practicing for ti8 johan
>>187635543
good luck anon
so what chessie never left the us?
>>187635543
Get in the trap first.
>>187635668
not since ti
why go back to the caliphate, if you could just chill for free in florida
>>187635543
good luck anon
>>187634193
Bloodstone was great
I miss the meta and that poster is top
>ihl going
>no grant to tell me who's who
>>187635836
he was streaming yesterday
>>187635625
Lanaya is a girl (female)
why all the cute streamers play only blizzard games? why no dota?
>>187635915
ik I was watching
>>187634193
Saving Fucking Retards
>>187635985
What a sloppy shave
>>187635985
i asked you
>tfw no anime about dotards
>>187635985
but we have the cutest streamers
>>187633935
Told ET I would help with wards :)
>>187635985
do you guys know natali_dota2?
>>187634193
The meme back
that meta was the cusp of modern dota, and the poster is perfect for it
What should I build
>>187636256
>radiance to shit out even more magic damage
>silver edge because invis op
>diffu to dispel glimmer capes
viable, reported
>>187636897
Go maelstrom and just split push
>>187636897
A better computer so you don't have to play this shit game all the time.
>>187636897
radiance octarine and shivas
>>187637038
Not him but it's hard to afford new PC parts when you're a NEET
And nothing is worse than having a job
>>187637105
>he cant afford things
Lmao
>>187636897
blink shadowblade forcestaff euls and lotus
end the game with 0 hero dmg and 0 deaths
How do I win /d2g/?
>>187637723
Get skill.
>>187637105
>And nothing is worse than having a job
Look friends!
Here we see the giganeet delusions in action
Whats the build on Pudge? Tranquils > Atos??
>>187637105
>And nothing is worse than having a job
jesus christ how hard is it to spend 8h less a day in your computer chair?
the only thing that sucks about having a job is getting up an hour or two earlier than I'd like
>>187637723
By not playing
>>187638428
t. neurotypical normie
having a job is just a linear series of events to you in your little linear thinking mind
>>187637983
if you need atos to land hooks then dont pick that fucking hero, thanks
>>187637105
>and nothing is worse than having a job
how many people who say this have ever actually worked a day in their life
>>187634116
even i gave up on owning this
mostly because she isn't fun to play anymore because you can't really push and split push like you used'ta'could
>>187638623
HOly SHIT
>>187638428
>wake up 6am
>shower and dress up
>commute for hour
>get into work at 8:30am
>slave away putting up with niggresses and their niglet spawn making a huge mess in the aisles and batshit boomers complaining about mundane things
>commute back home another hour
>cook, do laundry, mow the lawn, etc.
>too tired to play video games and just lie down to sleep
vs.
>wake up at noon
>do whatever you want until 4am in the morning
?
>>187638825
>Services
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>complaining about mundane things
That seems like your sort of thing tho
.https://twitter.com/w33haa/status/902624424767184896
>W33HA SUPPORT
>timado in EU
N A B U L L S
A
B
U
L
L
S A = N A
>>187639129
this is the worst stack I could think of
Artifact news when
>>187639229
PPD stack looks worse if its true desu
Anyone here like Dota 2?
>>187639265
Yeah right I forgot, Secret is kinda trash too
>>187639129
Im happy Cancel found a team but this is awful
>>187639349
No, fuck this game. Coalition of Cancer is the best!
>tfw no defense of the dotards mobage
>>187638825
>wake up
>do whatever you want until 4 am
That sounds like a good deal, i think ill wuit my job and do just that
>>187639129
who's the captain of this teenager angst squad?
>>187639129
>misery fucked his play so bad he got knocked down to 4
JUST
fucking a bottle of wine a day
does the gulag think thats too much
and a beer to start with btw
bloodseeker, more like bullshit lmao
>>187639129
>Canel
>Timado
Back to Peru in less than a month.
Not because being bad, but Timado is the dude that left a team because they didn't cover the travel of his dad.
why is tinker allowed to be so disgustingly op?
Origin offers unlimited games for 30 dollars a year now. Is it time to make the switch?
>>187640146
like what games
>>187636897
>>187637678
Right on point
>>187640096
>what is zeus
>>187638825
>wake up
>take piss
>eat fruit for breakfast
>brush teeth
>take lunch that I made the day before out of fridge
>start my car, drive for 20 minutes to work
>spend first 30 min at work drinking coffe with boss before I start working
I know I'm replying to an ancient r9k copypasta but I do what I want dont ever reply to me or my post ever again etc blablabla
>>187640228
Dead Space franchise
Titanfall franchise
Dragon Age franchise
Mass Effect trilogy
Crisis franchise
Plants vs Zombies franchise
Sim City franchise
Ultima franchise
Mirror's Edge franchise
Battlefield franchise
Fifa
And some other games I forgot.
>>187640627
wow it's fucking nothing
>>187640627
all shit, nice try dumb ea shill
>>187640781
Says the dotard.
>betas in charge of posting real girls that is actually just 77% average properly-groomed women if you actually know how to go outside
lmao nice cuck-tier general.
no wonder im playing the game instead of posting at this betashit thread
>>187641107
ill take #1 and #4
>>187641204
and then, i saw softcore animeshit at the bottom with no dota context at all.
hahahahaahaHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA
Name one hero that has no counters, ill start:ursa
>>187641218
>not 1 2 and 5
top pleb
>>187640627
>Only shit games
What is the most virgin hero?
And which is the most chad?
>>187641939
Tinker is the most virgin
>>187641897
Hey now, Crysis and Bad company 2 were great games
>>187641939
virgin - meepo
chad - sven or jugg
>>187642084
juggs a fucking hunchback manlet
>>187642031
Bad company is great i'll give you that but crysis? It was basically only a graphical showcase really.
>>187592583
>tell it how it is on forums
>russians and slavs are fucking subhumans and Valve should implement a filter system to prevent you from playing with said subhumans
>get banned for speaking the truth
Is Valve out to get the golden poo award for themselves? First the Dota 2 card game no one wants, then they refuse to update any of their titles, and of their existing games out there - and now they cant even make features EVERYONE wants.
Is there anything more cancerous than these cyrillic speaking faggots? God I wish a nuclear war would just happen so we could wipe everything out already.
>>187641939
SF is max chad
>>187596331
Enchantress
>>187642228
I actually meant crysis 2, but its one of the last games I enjoyed before getting into dota so it gets my seal of approval, memories of a time when i played games other than this
>>187642456
this, that walk is absolute chad tier
>intentionally feed in all of my games
>still win half my games
>'f-forced 50 totally isn't really guise'
lmfao
>>187642031
And I'm a big fan of the first Mirror's Edge as well. It's a good lineup.
>>187642456
>tall
>handsome
>top banter
>perfect posture
>big hands/big cock
>has no escape because he doesnt afraid of anything
>tfw artifact faggots will shitpost here few months from now
>>187642426
>revealing your /pol/-erlevel on the steam forums
calling them subhumans is probably over the line tbqh
>why are things not how I want them
lot of child level entitlement on this general
What did he mean by this?
>>187643226
He knows his role in the script, is all.
>>187642908
What the fuck would you call them then? They are acting like subhumans in every fucking game. Either that or they are complete vegetables.
>>187643807
whats ur mmr
>be mid
>gank bottom
>3 instantly tp in
>literally all 5 wherever I go to gank
what do?
>>187643925
pic related is his mmr. "focuses on foreigners" he is sub 4k
>>187638825
I dont like to work, I really hate it, but when I tried to get back to my NEET it made me sick.
I spent those 2 days at my house playing Doto and other games, fapping, eating. Next day I felt like shit, my head was killing me, my dick was over sensitive.
At least I have money now, but no time to spend it ;_;
>>187643226
I like this meme
>>187642426
>>russians and slavs are fucking subhumans
>decided to do 20 sit-ups and 20 pushups every time i jerk off
>haven't masturbated in 4 days
dotards?
>>187643962
>be mid
>try to gank
There's your problem
>>187644203
>20 sit-ups
just do a 30 second - 1 min plank sit ups are a meme
redpill me on noraze SF
>>187644481
lose lane and lose game hero
>>187644313
listen kiddo
in the trench you get lpq that way
>>187644313
shouldnt you gank if you're playing qop or puck?
>>187644541
he gets it
How do I make people do what I want them to do?
I don't even care that my calls might not always be the right ones, because I can't even figure out whether they are.
Because people categorically refuse to do anything I say.
>>187639848
might be too much
2-3 cans of beer atm for me
>>187644427
sure if i remember
>>187641817
>countered by a 3150 gold item that many carries like to build
>>187644547
>countered by any aoe stun or basic map awareness+taking the game past 30 minutes
Step it up and postnecro
>>187644203
try edging while taking cum enhancing supplements
>>187641817
Meepo, Geomancer
Magina the AntimageMercurial, best girl
>>187641817
>ursa
>no counters
*tips force staff*
>>187644650
Yeah, if the opportunity presents itself. Don't try to force it. You don't just leave a freefarm lane.
>>187644820
pretty sure that fucks up your prostate and i already have trouble urinating
>>187644925
Countered by not losing until 30 minutes into the game
Countered by not losing until 45 minutes into the gameCountered by winning before 90 minutes into the game
our girl is streaming
>>187645145
edging or the zinc, pygeum or sunflower lecithin?
>queue game
>draft correctly
>do well
>30 mins in the game is decided and we can't win
>have to wait another 20 mins to lose
haha
nice game
btw i made this up but it's why this game is bad
>>187645268
edging
>>187645236
someone better vouch sheepdick
I want to see them get destroyed in the inhouse
>>187645416
you see a doctor? or are you american?
>>187645156
>circumcised
fuck off with that jew trash
>>187645590
you givin me shit bro?
>>187644628
I've smurfed between 0 and 2k mmr for years and whenever I would get yelled at to gank I'd tell my team to shut the fuck up and then I'd carry them with my freefarm midlane. What a lot of trench shitters don't understand is that there is almost always at least one person on the other team retarded enough to try and farm mid while you are and you can farm them too. So instead of ganking, which won't even salvage a lost lane because as soon as you leave they are just going to die again, you farm mid hard, shut down their mid hero and prevent him from getting anything, and your net gain is way higher than if you had gotten even a double kill in another lane. I do this all the time and people say they are gonna report me but I haven't gotten lpq in years because I can back up what I say. This only applies to trench gameplay, don't try to be a useless ricing shit in actual high level games.
I am sick of losing because people don't listen to me.
>>187644669
and i still cant fucking sleep
jesus fucking christ what must i do
>>187646302
kys for the final peace
>>187645901
yes I have noticed that games where I gank the enemy mid just out levels me even if I get a double kill and then rapes 10 min later
>>187645156
>gays, girl(male), and shota posters are subhuman spics
really makes you think
>>187646368
yea but mom and dad
You guys ready for TI8 to be the Arteezy redemption arc? It's finally time.
>>187640034
No, he left the team because they were objectively bad and he wanted to play in an eng squad
>>187627739
Shhh. Don't let the autists hear you.
>>187645236
>our
>girl
>>187646302
get some exercise my nig
>>187646652
I would take anyone peruvian team over FUCKING CANCEL.
>>187642084
No, invoker is the virgin hero, real chad's play pos3 playmakers like Axe.
>>187646786
ive tried that too
not being able to sleep is not the worst thing in the world but it's annoying
>>187627739
By that logic LC and Winter Wyvern are both male too
tranquil or arcane boots on SK?
>>187642084
Don't bully Meepo, he's had a hard life and a family to feed.
THE GREAT LOLTYLER IS PLAYING OUR GAME
>>187647254
axe is a chad hero
Why is it considered rude to ask people why they are doing (or not doing) things?
I've been getting a lot more mutes since I started trying to understand the minds of low mmr players.
>>187648139
it's the way you are asking, if you say some shit like 'wtf are you doing' you aren't getting a response, if you say some shit like 'not raging just asking what your plan is' or some shit they will probably respond but will be snarky or some shit
whos ready for that epic new dota cardgame?
i alread spend 1000 on dota hats and i cant wait to buy more cards!
>>187647254
pos3 is literally the virgin position
>>187648428
I say it in the most neutral way I can, after all I don't want to antagonize anyone, I just want to know why they do the thing.
For instance "why are you there?", "why are you not pushing when all of them are showing in a lane?" and my personal favorite unanswered question: "why do skip blink dagger to buy lotus orb?" (in reference to a sand king player).
>LoLchad decides to stream dota
>cucks all the dotards in stream viewership
>he's also /fit/ as fuck and probably slays pussy
HOW CAN WE COMPETE WITH LOL THEY BEAT US IN EVERYTHING
ITS HAPPENING
>>187648816
Yeah you sound like a bitch
Dont take this fucking autist game so serious
>>187648139
Chances are you are asking stuff like this
>Why did you pick X?
>Why did you buy item X?
>Why did you use spell X on enemy hero X last fight?
many of which are things they themselves might've realized were mistakes or they just can't be arsed to explain to you
What I mean is that sometimes the plan doesn't go right. Even if they had good intentions they could fuck shit up bad, and having an internet stranger pointing that out doesn't feel great.
>>187648915
So why is wanting to know things wrong?
>>187645901
I started doing this on Queen of Pain where I just stayed and farmed like crazy for 35 minutes, just bouncing between the jungle and midlane waves. When I decided to stop farming as hard around the 40 minute mark, it felt so easy to kill everyone
>>187648904
>>187648879
>check his stream
>fake chad persona
>too afraid to play against actual players
>looks like a manlet
gay as fuck
>>187648139
I do this to my low mmr friends sometimes. It definitely comes off as rude, even if I try to ask in the nicest way possible. Most of the time it happens when I give a really clear order, like "X is coming towards you, invis and leave now or you'll be spotted and run down" and he just doesn't and tries to manfight or do something else dumb and dies.
It helps build trust when I'm right 99% of the time at least. I don't really ask strangers because I assume they are retarded and don't care for their reasoning because it won't change the past.
>>187649153
>>looks like a manle
he's literally like 5'4 or some shit
>>187649006
You take this game too serious and you're shit at it
stop crying about how people play the game
>LoL invading dota and taking over
>>187649307
Is there a "too seriously"?
All that matters is winning.
>>187647476
Arcane Boots or Phase BootsTranquil Boots are overrated as fuck
>>187649407
yes there is
if you look like a tool while doing it
>>187649407
yeah
pic related
>>187649687
EE is usually right, but he lacks the mechanical skill to actually make his next-level ideas work.
>>187644654
teach yourself how to sound black and hood you know like a nigger and people will probably listen to you as opposed to a skinny white nerd
>>187649687
perfect example of a autistic motherfucker who tries really hard and looks retarded while doing it
Sure he wins lots of pubs but he looks like a faggot while doing it, always talking to the team about irrelevant bullshit
Then there's people like Miracle who tryhard but they dont look retarded because they dont talk like autistic bitches to their team and just play their game to their fullest
>>187647875
inb4 riot fines him
>>187650085
i mean envy cant even talk normally i cant even understand that manchild chink
I play meepo only and I have 220 hours in dota 2
I can delete the enemy team quite easily, However I have trouble last hitting, how do I improve?
should I focus less on deleting the enemy team?
Please help me
Thanks you
>>187650754
play a game where it's just you and lasthit for 10 minutes. repeat until you don't suck. then play against friends or bots 1v1 mid and lasthit against others. meepo with pms + quell can last hit just fine if you know how to