/twg/ - Total War General

Skavies > Everyone else else

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True kings are only good for feeding to dinosaurs.

Ahhhhh, /twg/, the eternal general....

>>187399309

THIQUE

who are the jews in warhammer?

>>187399182
>>187399301
HE get ASF
DE get hatred
statistically ASF is better

Seen any rats lately?

>>187399324
Eternal shithole more like

>>187399194
The problem i have (with horde factions in general) is that its hard to support more than 1 army at once, and since Beastmen stacks are generally weak, you need to invest in having decent troops, which again causes more money loss.
Maybe i'm just shit.

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>>187399392

>>187399392
Marienb*rgers

>>187399309
What the fuck are they feeding that thing

>>187399392
http://warhammerfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Imperial_Dwarf
>But Dwarfs are never entirely comfortable in the Empire, never completely escaping the feeling that they do not belong or are not wanted. Naturally clannish and reserved, they gather in their own districts and, in some Imperial towns, walled ghettos. Some Humans interpret this as snobbishness and an insult, while the Dwarfs feel a need to gather together for mutual protection. There have been too many times when hard economic times have led Humans to take their frustrations out on the Dwarfs for them to feel otherwise.

>>187399324
>BUHTY AND HARMONI

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th for Gauls at the Gates DLC for Rome 2 SOON

>>187399464
You don't support beastmen. You just steal stuff and leave poop in it's place. And Gorebulls can make your basic infantry quite obscene for their cost.

HAHAHHA here we GO again, another round of stale memes and shitposting.
another round of tomb kangz,meme rats, meme goblins, le ebin vlad, and etcetera.

I'm fucking tired of this general, you autists are the absolute bane of this board, holy shit I would stomp every single one of you meme spouting neckbeards in a second with my bare hands.
For the love of god stop posting these memes, I'm tired, I just want to discuss Total War and not have to scroll trough a wall of memes.
Enough is enough.

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>rome 2
>not attila

dead on arrival

I am going to rate the factions based on how not gay they are. From least gay to most gay

Dwarfs (any)
Empire
Wood Elves (any)
High Elves
Skaven
Norscan
Vamps
Orcs
Bretonnia
Beastmemes
Chaos
Dark Elves
Goblins

>>187399392
Chaos dwarves the more i think about it.
>Crossed the desert
>accidentally made Grimgor Christ, our lord and saviour.
>Went through horrifying atrocity that made them bitter, violent and industrious
>Now sit relatively unopposed, selling high quality arms across the globe in their comfy sandy corner of the desert.

DELIVER US TO THE PROMISED LAAAAND

>>187399739
>orcs
>not least gay due to lack of functional penis

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>>187399678
>posting a meme to complain about memes
nice going there, anon

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>>187399678
I'm with this anon. Any tips on how to filter out the stale posters? Enough is enough, even Pontus wasn't spammed daily for years.

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>>187399392
obviously

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Really Dwarfs? This is a bit much

>>187399739
What? Drawfs are gay as fuck. Same for empire and their faggot clothes.

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>>187399678
>>187399896
Nobody is forcing you to stay, leave.

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>>187399689

You are going to sack Rome and you are going to fucking like it!

>>187400003
>they'll never suspect a giant moving dwarf as a trojan horse

>>187400062
This is my place. It was made for TW. Not for stale posting.

Is there any mod that I need for Shogun 2? Or is the game already balanced?

>>187400056
t. fag

>>187399896
I prefer Nielspostng and Best Elfposting to "random screenshot of a campaign" and "Is this winnable lads". /twg/ is for Grace hate and oldhammer lore, not your childish video game discussion.

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>>187400098
And you can still discuss TW openly and freely, stop having a autistic fit about stupid memes

>>187400103

I honestly can't think of any must have mods for Shogun 2, it's been so long. Maybe the camera mod. But it's not exactly balanced, yari wall breaks the game.

>>187400149

(you)

>>187400082
COME SIT, SHARE MY FIRE

>>187400149
Remember, autists cannot detect sarcasm. You are literally enabling them by being a passive-aggressive little bitch.

>>187399689
I wonder what the world would look like had Rome never fallen

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>>1873994
Really though, what year are you from?

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>>187400267

COME
UNDRESS
SAMPLE MY SLAVES

>>187399464
Never fight fair, use hidden encampment as much as possible so the AI doesn't move toward you ever.

I'm about 120 turns into my Malagor campaign and I've used Beast-Path 3 times. The second you're visible on the map, even in the fog of war the AI will start beelining for you. Ideally you want to be invisible 95% of the time, the other 4% is razing settlements and 1% raiding/beastpath

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>>187400149
That's certainly why I come here

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>>187400267
>lit the fire
>invited nobody to share it
Somebody stop me.

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>>187399474
The reskin, another reskin and the faction that doesn't actually exist.

>>187399402
why double down on being wrong when the information is readily available though

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Do you trust your own fate? Dare you challenge Tzeentch for your soul?

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>>187400584
Speaking of things that don't exist. I'm starting to think that this Grimgor fellow is just some kind of boogieman dwarfs scare their younglings with. It's turn 25 and i've yet to actually see him.

>>187400950
He's so boring that he is basically invisible. Sometimes he'd be standing right in front of you and go unnoticed because he's so boring.

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What is the most shocking and unexpected DLC that could be released for Warhammer 2, lads? Pygmies? Amazons? Pontus?

>>187401075
Nippon

>>187401075
pygmies

>>187401075
Kislev

>>187400876
haha roll boy

>>187401075
The most shocking thing would be to not release DLC at all.

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>>187401301
>all DLC is included in the main game for free

Is Proper Combat Mod by Kam2150 any good?
Looking for something to slow the combat down slightly since my apm is abysmal and i hate using slow-motion

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>other welf factions don't even want to talk to me
>beastmen pop up every now and then and raze my settlements
>every faction around me has 2+ stacks and fully upgraded keeps so I'm hard pressed to get any amber to progress
why does this have to be so difficult
i just wanted to genocide non-welf untermensch with tree hitler and 19 squads of tree-men

How the fuck do I skarsnik?

>>187401693
If you play on anything higher than Normal difficulty it is your own fault.

>>187401693
keep an army down in estalia, beastman stacks spawn in the same place down there every time a new brayherd comes into the world

get your tree upgraded to get to the confed level, and then all the other elfs will want to suck your cock

>>187401776
>get red line gobbo buffs
>win

>>187401776

Red line skills.

>>187401693
Welfs are a huge fuckup on the campaign. It took months for CA to get off their asses and end the AI Welf Chaos-allying cannbal holocaust by giving them all defensive traits. I refuse to believe they playtested Welfs before release at all

>>187401075
amazons never because of Grace

>>187401872
what a bitch

What are the uses for Vampires and Necromancer for VC when their lords all have spells by default anyway?

Wight King seem useful tho

>>187401832
AI Asrai ignore virtually all the Welf player debuffs/"balancing" regardless of difficulty.

>>187401960
vampires give you access to different lores you wouldn't get otherwise. Necromancer heroes are best used as moneymancers on the campaign map

>>187401776
nasty skullkerz are a must against dwarfs, keep in mind they're invisible so just position them a bit from the infantry clash and then stab em in the back

cav is also damn useful, you dont really need more than 1-2 archers if any

>>187401849
>get your tree upgraded to get to the confed level, and then all the other elfs will want to suck your cock
this is probably where I falter, thanks

Gonna pre order TWWH2 to get the Norsca dlc, where was that site that was selling it for about £30?

>>187402120
Vamps with spirit leech are top-tier Hero/Lord killers on the battlefield. I ran a Vlad campaign with his Vampfu harem and they would bombard Manny/KFC etc. with single-target spells.

>>187402367

http://www.allkeyshop.com/blog/buy-total-war-warhammer-2-cd-key-compare-prices/

>>187402356
Be aware upgrading the tree is scripted to spawn beastmen stacks that will beeline for it. That's how it was on release anyway.

>>187401381
There will probably be a Free DLC schedule just like TWW1. It's a good way to deter pirates to hand out stuff to people who paid

Why is it eaiser to confederate than vassalise?
It's completely retarded

>>187401872
What if they make them fat and ugly?

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>stop playing single player

>>187403129
Please commit suicide

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>>187403104

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>>187403104

Even Plebbit would turn on them then.

I wish I has been born a wood elf
>NEET
>hang around the forest all day
>allowed to kill anyone that steps in the forest that doesn't have pointy ears or isn't made out of wood
>always fit
>cute brown or pale wardancer gfs
>get stortytimes with grandpa Durthu
>every once in a while set out with the lads, the gals and papa Orion to kill EVERYTHING in our way
>come back home to mama Ariel

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So i played TWW2 on gamescom and recieved a product key. I dont know what it is but i apparently have it already on steam.

Soon

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azOvRwrqz2M

>>187401872

>Grace
>Making decisions

See, that's generally where /twg/'s thinking on Grace goes off the rails.
Her ideas are retarded, but the idea that she personally, as a fucking PR drone, has any significant sway on any decisions is just as retarded.

>>187403604
Free Norsca?

>>187403420
>Be Wood Elf
>See a poor woodsman cut down a tree to fuel a fire that might keep his starving family alive through the winter
>Call a Jihad
>Might of the Wood Elf ride out and murder a bunch of peasants covered in mud
>Declare it a glorious victory
>Ride back into forest before militia can be raised
>Hide for another 200 years

based

Who will be the free-LC race for TWW2?
Something easy to make like Brets I imagine. Pizzaro's Lost Legion?

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These four chaos stacks are trying to get past Helmgart. They have tried everything but attacking the village itself. They have killed about eight Empire, Bretonnian, Dwarf and Marienburg stacks while just sitting there, moving around every couple of turns, pressing themselves against Helmgart's zone of control, clearly trying but failing to get past it.

>>187403694
>implying they didnt make every female in WH ugly because Grace convinced them to

>>187403749
Well, at least they act when they feel wronged, instead of the pussy dwarfs who just write it in muh book, and claim vengeance after the other party is either dead or forgot about it

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>flying Dwarfen helicopter to bomb
>literally stops moving so enemy units can hit him
>won't respond to orders
>won't move
>just stays still and gets shot down

I think I am done

>>187403952
You mean to say Grace sucked off every single dev and every filthy, fat, sweaty, hairy and small-penised neckbeard to convince them to not make hot women?

that's hot

>>187403948
Surely they will attack eventually?
Whats your game plan for when they at your door?

I hope your LL has lightning strike.

>>187403420
Athel Loren canonically is a land that has a tenuous relation with space and time. It is much vaster than it appears on a map and yet, through the whims of the forest, it is possible to enter and find yourself leaving immediately from the other side.

Similarly, what you perceive as a mere day inside the woods can be a century outside it.

It is precisely because of this special relationship with the dimensions of time and space that 2D waifus are able to live there. They are locked in struggle against the brutal 3D wageslavery of the outside world, and the unquestionable best faction.

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>>187403901

Either Dogs of War or Araby. My money is on the former.

>>187403901
Araby or pirates.

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>>187404209
Two stacks eventually managed to reach Athel Loren. They got split up and slaughtered by a single of my own. Waywatchers slaughter anything Chaos.

>>187400876
rollan

>>187404489
oh no baby not the treehuggers

>>187400876

rerollan

Lads what do I do for Greenskin mobility, their cav options are utterly worthless past the very early stages of the game

>>187404671
Squig and wolf

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>>187403243
Try me and get wrekt faggot

Computer ai is fucking retarded. Real men fight other real men.

I dunno what I am doing wrong this time as Dwarfs but I just can't win battles. Last time I played on VH/VH this time on Legendary, but the battles are the same difficulty right? I just get shredded. Either it's fucking chariots ruining me or some other bullshit. I dunno

>>187399524

kings, obviously. did you even read the post??

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>>187404209
>Lightning strike
>Not having a massive showdown with your best armies simultaneously taking on the chaos tide
Pussy.

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>>187399392

Stunties. Turn 4 or something, this faggot comes out of the woodwork and demands shekels.

>>187404671

Just do squigs desu.

Maybe a unit or two of Boarboy Big Uns, they're alright anti-large cav.

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Grand campaign when ?

>>187405052
Guess you found your first target to obliterate, huh?

>>187405143

I actually had to deal with Naglfuckers first, which was annoying since stunties went and sacked Winter Pyre over and over, while raiding the lands and then running off like scared cunts when I was going to them.

>Skink Doom Divers
>Fast (For a Dwarf)

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Cathay confirmed for best waifus?

>give Azhag a booster for early game Orc Boyz
>lock the tree behind level 12

????

>>187405727
((((((balancing))))))

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For once in this game, it felt like I was actually taking a city instead of having a slapfight with towers involved.

>>187406020
Explain

>>187400876
rolling

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oooooooh shit is about to hit the fan!

anyone tested that advanced A.I.mod ?
how good is it ?

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1120180673

>>187400876
>
gib

which Greenskin LL is better for getting the 8000 raiding income achievement?

>>187405703
is this from the dark elves campaign video ?

>>187406317
Any.
It's damn easy, you can raid 2000+ quickly

>>187406317
???
You'll just need a bunch of stacks raiding rich regions to get it. All orc warbosses can upgrade their raiding income via blue skills

>>187406327
no its a Norsca follower

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>>187406182
u fuckers

>>187406096
My men were marching down the street instead of getting bogged down fighting in or around the walls.

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>>187406480

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>>187406480
>Suffering the counts to live

How is Grimgor ever supposed to make it to the end when the Orcs start out at war with two Dwarf factions and additional orcs?

Dude

DINOS RIDING FUCKING BIGGER DINOS HAHAHAHAHA

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>>187406480
That gave me a good laugh, thanks

>>187406480
>letting Zelig and Mannlet live
>trusting Skarsnik

>>187406720
Settle down, okay?

>>187406667
by kicking the fuck out of them till they say his name.

>>187399524
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brahma_chicken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMzVZkMWons

>>187406480
SCHEMED
MANNLET'D

Our lord Arch weighs on this greedy, and selfish EXPANSION pack,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLMM4IRUdKU&t=1371s

>>187406667
Greenskin start is easier than it looks. Red Fangs will accept confederation when you slap the shit out of Rotgut in Iron Rock. Meanwhile you can build a second stack and slap the shit out of northern Dwarfs.
Then you can focus south and build your shit calmly.

>>187399947
>tying a blade to the end of your big nose
always makes me laugh

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>>187406754
He helped me out night goblin style a couple of battles. Gobbos gonna gob

>>187406640
At least i have drakenhof

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no stuff today?

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>>187407140

>Arch

>>187407258
That's a pretty damn awful army setup my man

>>187404762
>Real men fight other real men.
guns, swords or fists?

>>187407460
based disgusted-by-arch-cat poster

>>187400412
>Gaul's "sack" of Rome
>turns out the city's elite were made aware of the impending horde well in advance and managed to evacuate the city's inhabitants to safety
>events as shown in the picture literally never happened
Look it up if you don't believe me. Livy made up the whole idea of Rome rising from the ashes; the Gauls arrived in Rome but found it empty of its people and loot so promptly fucked off back home.

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>>187407498
It's pretty make-shift, but it works better than you'd think. Each coffinwagon can easily rack up 200 kills each. However I much prefer my vampiretits army setup.

>>187407679

t. Roman history revisionist

>>187407692
Why do you have so many lesbians?
Is this an actual vampire playstyle?

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MANY GRUDGES WERE SETTLED

>>187407436

Its a sunday

>>187407842
Terror stacking with traits that make every fight an effort in making your enemy rout the moment they see you is a valid way to play as the Von Carstein. Never tried it myself though, I prefer the part where armies make smashy.

>>187407929

>those kill counts

what the flying fuck

Which is the most bullshit overpowered race for multiplayer?

What is the single most bullshit strategy?

>>187405074

Halloween. Grand campaign's endgame/apocalypse will be a massive undead uprising to tie in with a Halloween launch.

>>187407929
>684 new grudges
and this is why the Dwarfs will never win in the end

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>>187408326
>What is the single most bullshit strategy?
it used to be witch hunter/steam tank spam as empire (mainly if you were going up against vampire counts), though I don't know what the meta is like now
>tfw you use 5 THE ACCUSED WILL DIE on Mannfred and watch as his army crumbles just a minute afterwards

>>187407929

>clan angrund is hard

>>187408090
You can get a lot of kills with ghost dads and any unit with blasting charges.

>>187407929
>losing 3 ghost heroes

cmon son

>>187408090
>>187409007
>>187408904
Those are vamps, besides
They die if you fart on their general direction

>>187407142
They have not even once accepted confederation from me, are you playing on normal?

>>187407679
>haha I was just pretending to get sacked

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>>187407842
I just did it for fun. Isabella has so many buffs for lesbians I thought i could make a lesbian army. It's usually really smashy. I have some grave guard and a necromancer to keep the line, while the vampires act like an invincible cavalry unit.

>>187400876
Roland

>>187408720

When the sole inhabitant of the planet is a single dwarf, all grudges will be setteled and he will ascend. As long as hes in a room with no mirrors

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>>187407692
I just realised that we dont have female vamp lords apart from Isabella and femvamps are being relegated to a hero role. Thats pretty sexist, someone should tell Grace.

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Extradaemon you fucking faggot I know you lurk here, you're probably on of the shills, stop coming here, I don't want your faggotry here anymore and stop fucking stealing our memes.

>>187403901
There isn't going to be a FLC race, I sincerely hope your post and other retarded posts like it are bait.

>>187409835

>Posting in /twg/ for literally no other reason than to advertise that you're a redditor

Could you consider maybe getting the fuck out?

>>187409902
Jokes on you, there almost definitely will be.

>>187409835
you're welcome to leave with him, Giovanni

>>187409527
What does Grace look like? Is she hot?

>>187409902
>thinking it won't be FLC vampire content
>and paid vampire content
>followed by a vampire only TW

>>187409527
Is he having sex with that beheaded body?

Which came first: the beheading or the rape?

>>187401075
>>187402697
Heroes like the archmage will be released for free for people who by this or that lord pack

>>187410090
she looks good. But so does joey in my opinion

>>187410112
obviously the powerthrust from behind is what made the head pop

>>187410114

>Free
>For people who buy them

That's not what "free" means mon ami

>>187410092
Sounds good, take my money.

How do I beastmen? Skills? Units? Campaign strat?

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>Nagash still not announced

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The dawi rage. I guess there's hell to pay now.
Grimm pls tone it down with the airforce.

>>187410574
GRUDGES WILL BE SETTLED

>>187410568
Hidden encampment as much as possible.
Act like you're at war with everybody(you will be eventually) and use that to raze every vulnerable city imaginable
Gorebulls and Minotaurs

>>187410573

>Achievement: build the black pyramid of nagash

Pretty sure he is senpai

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>>187409835
>you're probably on of the shills,
doesn't seem like it?

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>>187410574
No peace. Just badaboom.

>>187410693
>It's going to be a "place of power" for the ritual shit

When will you learn not to be excited for nu-CA products.

>>187410736

FUCK
OFF
REDDIT

>>187410568
gorebulls are a must, ordinary gor herds with a leveled gorebull nearby are amazing infantry

minotaurs are great and fun

>>187410736

reported

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seriously how can dawis even compete against chads of chaos? they have demons, monsters, giants, orcs, more advanced machines and magic

How are my total whores doing today?

>>187410949
>>187410692
So ungor are basically useless early units, kinda like gobbos?

>>187411097

MUH RUNES

MUH RUNES, OATHBREAKER

>>187411132
>talking shit about gobbos
but yeah, ungors are pretty worthless except for the rangers which are still pretty bad archers

>>187411132
They're fine, and actually really efficient with the Gorebulls buffs. I usually keep a couple of spear/shield ungors even after I transition into a better army. They're your only spear unit

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>>187399182
I had a dream a couple nights ago where Fred and Daphne from Scooby Doo were youtubers who got in a political feud with Arch Warhammer. What does it mean, /twg/?

>>187410574
You're about to get SETTLED

>>187411097
AAAEEYURNBREAKURZ

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>>187411097

>>187411236
>>187411259
What should I go for skills? I usually take the one that reduces siege timers into lightning strike. Should I be taking red or making my guy a fighter? I'm playing the dude who starts in Estalia

>>187411097
THEY HAVE WRONGED US

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>>187411097
SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU CUNT

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>>187410691
>>187410746
>>187411285
oh fug

>turn 120
>Playing dwarves and taking my sweet time just reclaiming the entire south eastern corner of the map
>Chaos has come, gone
>North still dicking around

Only 2 topknots settlements on the very bottom and the deoslation of nagash and karak Azul to reclaim..

Then I can march north and start exterminating vampires and shit, start confederation the other karaks.

SOON

>>187411668
I'm fucking dying
Are those supposed to be ogres?

>>187410090
Grace
Special rule: Hot (For a Lesbian)

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>>187411668

>>187411669

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92OBNsQgxU

>>187411453
Depends on your Lord. For the Gorebull max out your choice of army buffs, leadership and melee attack are the best IMO

>>187411669
Don't worry, you can counter them with your flying uni- oh never mind, your army comp is shit

>>187408068
>Terror stacking
>rout the moment they see you

I don't think you understand how terror works in this game.

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What the fuck is this, it's turn 32.

>>187412357
You expanded too fast

>>187412357
Based on your progress, innit?

>>187412357
Chaos by vanilla appears at turn 50 OR when players hit a certain imperium rating.

Soo what would happen if the chorf go full war against the dwarf? just with the hellcanons they could rush every battle

>>187408068
>dwarves
>Routing

Kek

Lads, what is the go to anti large for VC?

>>187412740
Blood knights

>>187403291
Which one of you assholes posted my screenshot on fucking reddit? I poured my heart out battle posting and this is how you repay me? God damn goblin shits

>>187412740
19 skeleton spearman supporting 19 skeleton spearmen

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Jesus christ. I don't know how to into beastmen. I tried avoiding everyone, just fucking up vulnerable settlements, but the Empire went out of their way to chase me and when I was moving on another settlement hit me with this. I tried to run but...

>>187412608
Seeing as they don't exist yet no idea

Hell canon values will probably be adjust

>>187412740
VC anti large is pretty shit. What works well are Crypt Horrors supported by skeleton spears.
Blood Knights are pretty good too, but will melt quickly if they get bogged down.

>>187412608
They would probably loose. They have magic and shit but the Dwarf are naturally resilient to magic; and much more numerous than the Chaos Dwarf who are very few. The Dwarf would also probably loose their shit and go all "PURGE THEM ! PURGE THEM TO THE LAST !" on them because their very existence is a insult to the Dawi.

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Do you guys think this is the cheapest we will get before launch? Im gonna buy it anyhow but wanna save a few bucks, is this any good? https://2game.com/total-war-warhammer-ii

>>187412818

The ledditors are all around us, watching and waiting for something to steal.

>>187412839
That's authentic actually.

>>187412839
It happens, the important thing is to stay hidden for turns at a time so the enemy AI forgets about you and fucks off. If you're on the map every other turn you're gonna get chased down

>>187399689
What proof do we have that it's Rome 2 and not attila?

>>187400082 depicts a late roman era helmet and a shield whose triple chevron symbol is r2 germanic but jumpign dogs are I think Notitia Dignitatum late roman.

>>187412839
Don't feel bad for restarting an unsalvageable campaign unless its non-legendary

>>187413301
What is the point of playing on legendary anyway? The AI just cheats more, doesnt it? Or is it actually better?

I hate lazy difficulty like that.

>>187401075

Pygmies are so caraciture they would get polygons and kotakus shitstorming. So it's so unlikely it won't happen. Amazons are the most likely unlikely to happen.

>>187401395

The name is familiar, I think I played a mod of his in the past and it was okay?

>>187413426
>AI just cheats more
Your units are shittier, enemy has more lidership on exactly the same ones.

>>187413138
The dwarfs already have problems agaisnt the orcs and they don't have any technological thing, a bunch of chorfs machines + orcs rampaging and they are done

>>187412608
Hellcannons were hilariously random and often inneffictive in the tabletop. They had as much of a chance to go berserk and eat the Chaos Dwarf Handlers as they were to do what you wanted.

>>187413738

Orcs would rebel if given the chance. Grimgor hates the chorfs like nothing else because he was a slave to them once. The only real loyalists the Chorfs have are the hobgobbos and that's because they enjoy being kapos for the chorfs.

>>187413738
>Dwarf
>Don't have any technological thing
U wut ?

The Dwarfs are still one of the strongest race in the world, despite being the favorite punching ball of both the Orks and the Skaven.

Chaos Dwarf have a very limited military power, and their machine aren't automatic "You win" button. Their lack of rune also put limitation to their strengh.

>>187413721
That sounds positively awful.

But not every game can be AI War I suppose.

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>>187400876

Do new Bjornlings declare on the Orcs if they hold the Badlands instead of the Dwarfs?

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>>187414189
re-roll because I don't have woodshits

Should I go Pagan or Christian as Axum? I've never pleayed them so I don't know what the benefits are

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>>187412154
ehhhheheheheh

>>187414078
I was talking about the orcs not having any technological thing and still being a pain to the dwarf

>>187400876
lemme get uhhhhhhhhh

>>187399182
...of Eight Peaks? Move aside Nohammer, Queefmaker and Squigfucker, I'm taking Malekith to K8P in October all because of this OP.

>Naggaroth is mountainout, therefore no settlement penalties for a city of a mountain tile like K8P

It was meant to be. SHADOW KING OF KARAK EIGHT PEAKS!

>>187414174
You also have more public order penalties.

I'm thorn between helfes or delves for first playthrough

>>187414640
reddit reptiles it's the answer

>>187400876
rollen

>>187414640
I know that feel, I'll wait for the HElf campaign let's play and decide then

Did you boys purchase 2 directly off steam or cheaper from some other site? id like to save some cash if possible

how does this norsca thing work? does my LL have to kill their leader or does he just have to die?

>>187414859
reroll

>>187414991
You just need to win a fight against them.

>>187414903
I heard that some people got screwed with not getting the Norsca until TW 2 release when bought off-steam, so I ordered there.

Shame I hate playing Norsca.

>>187414903
I buy the game in steam because I had a problem with my card in that moment, I hope they make another dota2 box

>>187415056
>I heard that some people got screwed with not getting the Norsca until TW 2 release when bought off-steam, so I ordered there.
>Shame I hate playing Norsca.
english is not my first language but isnt there something off with that sentence?

>enemy attacks me while I'm in the underway
>it's very close but I win
>remaining troops from the enemy army just turn 360 degrees and walk away afterwards

Didn't fighting in the underway used to mean the loser gets completely wiped out? Or is that only true for interception?

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I'M GOING TO PLAY SKAVEN-RATS AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU MAN-THINGS CAN DO TO STOP-HALT ME

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>>187413204
>>187413269
>>187413301
I tried. I contribute the loss to the flagellants honestly. He must have had six units of them with the reinforcements, and having unbreakable units really fucked up what my sorc could do along with the minotaurs.

This was kind of fun though, because at the start what I did was kept a few units in the center and hid other units in the trees. Would have broken the entire first army super quick if it wasn't for those fucking flagellants.

>>187415245
Jokes on you ill be purging you rats as Lizardmen

>>187415216
off-steam and off steam are two different things. I might have phrased it better admittedly.

Basically when people pre orderdered from a source outside Steam, they didnt get the free chaos vikings.

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You don't play as Neverchosen, do you?

>>187414903
>>187415056
>>187415146
>>187415434
Will we get another warhammer dota 2 chest? i sold mine for like 16 euros, pretty nice

>>187414520
You better deliver.
And >>187400876
Rollerino

>>187414892
I just want to play the faction with the largest number of girl units

>>187415683
Play DE then

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>>187415603
I opened mine and hoped for a rare skin to sell. I got a dwarf skin that was basically worthless ;_;

>>187415567
Of course I do. It makes no sense to not play as the faction leader when you chaos it up. Roleplaying.

STD man doesnt even have horns. And hammer man has a fat ass.

>>187415245
SKAVEN
YES
YES

>>187415754
HE have few?

That's bullshit.
I dunno why they don't mix models.

>>187411668
Are those ogres? They look like infants with five o'clock shadow.

>>187415954
Just go witch elves and morathi

>>187415603
That was pretty fucking sweet
>mfw 20 shekkels

>>187399392

The ones with millennials grudge against the unbearded goyms.

Vortex in co-op? Haven't heard anything yet

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>Hey guys what the crap is going on XofY here

Are TW youtubers the worst of any series?

>>187399739

upvote because you don't added the asexual lizardmen.

>>187416546
Fuck knew I was forgetting someone

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>Send Sigvald down to raid brettonia
>Wood elves got there first

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>ywn play a horde orc band bullying the empire and shitting in their provinces

>>187415954
Because female helves don't fight

>>187416504
HEEEEEEEEEEEY WHATSUPEVERYBODY IT'S <FAGGOT> HERE COMING ATCHA WITH ANOTHER TOTAL WAR VIDEO
REMEMBER TO DROP A COMMENT, LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE

>>187416747
In my Norsca playthrough the Empire somehow had ravaged and occupied all of Bretonnia and Athel Loren. I guess it happened because I focused on killing off the VC and Dwarfs first.

>>187416951
>ywn play horde Hemmler

>>187417003
yes they do, though

>>187417174
BRINGING YOU ANOTHER EPIC BATTLE AT THE SIEGE OF X

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Baw god. How do I build this asshole?

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>>187407675
does anyone else here really just let out a good laugh at the "based x poster" and "dumb x poster" posts i can't help it whenever i see these posts haha

Could it be that the wyvern is actually super fucking shit for most orc lords?

It seems to take a big fat dumb on all of their stats except for speed.

>>187417174
>Hello everyone welcome to another warhammer battle this is going to be a 1v1 where playing x against y

Why don't we have a Steam Group for co-op finder and themed battles?

Are waystalkers useful during fights? What about Branchwraiths?

I only use spellsingers.

>>187417174
>REMEMBER TO DROP A COMMENT, LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE
does this actually work
like has anybody studied the psychology behind it? because it sure as hell doesn't persuade me

>>187417457

They also get poison

>>187417479
>>187417174

You guys are just autistic on a whole different level, do you scream at people when they greet you in person because they did that the last time you met them?

>>187417568
It annoys most people, but it's not meant for adult men, it's meant for women or children.

>>187417431
based hahaposter

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>>187417638
>You guys are just autistic on a whole different level, do you scream at people when they greet you in person because they did that the last time you met them?
Are saying you dont

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>L- let me go you big b... bully!

>>187417519
Waystalkers make great hero/lord/monster killers

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IF YOU CANNOT CONFEDERATE, THEN I MUST SUBJUGATE.

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>>187417174
Greetings and salutations friends.

Mods for a fun shogun game
>>187404959
just streamlines creation process
>>187417418
mage tank
>>187400876
>>187400646
fugg, yeah it's hatred and then martial strength or something

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new pasta

>>187417905
Fugg i should stop building them as pure assassin/blockers

Also is it just me or a 60% success chance feels like 10%?
Maybe it's just my shit luck, though

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>>187415567
Did first ever campaign as Archaon fuck that was a disappointment after a year of hype.

>>187410370
pre order bonuses aren't free?

>>187410370
What are you going to do with a free hero for a game you don't own anon?

>>187418113
By definition if you have to buy something to access them they are not free.

>>187416504
Not by a long shot. That's not praise for them, but you haven't seen the utter shameful depths of some of the other """communities""" out there. Worst we get is a bit of pretentiousness mixed with a bit of arse kissing.

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G O B L I N S

>>187413426
The AI doesn't "cheat", It's compensating for being an AI and not a human being with a proper brain. You should be able to outsmart and out think it. The only thing it does better than human players is skirmisher micro, everything else is predictable and manageable

>>187418374
it's semantics really, you could say that norsca as a preoder bonus was free any time after the 28th Sep when buying tww2 doesn't get you norsca but it's the same price.

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B A S E D

>>187414612
And the AI has basically 0 public order penalties, on top of that it has a huge income boost and significant boosts to all unit stats.

Going 1v1 straight on vs the AI with identical units will always lose you the fight

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Why wasn't Konrad loved more?
A;so how is lorehammer these days

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>Trailer bitch elves don't have abs
>Ingame they look like trannies

What did CA mean by this?

>>187418771
>camel toe

>>187418716
because he was an autist who could not use magic

>>187417457
Thats typical for mounts like that, you are trading off some melee attack/def for a massive increase in ap damage/mobility and splash attacks. Wyverns got better w/ the patch since they got poison attacks

>>187418771
Grace was shitposting so much on the company whiteboard after the trailer they had to give them abs to shut her up

Has anyone here ever had stuttering on the campaign map in TWW? It's like a metronome, every time I pan the camera, a stutter every half second. It's bizarre, and i'm wondering if it's a unique problem or if it's widely known.

My setup has run fine on ultra for months. Figured i'd pick the game back up to prep for TWW2 only for this stuttering to commence.

Any idea why my game crashes when I attack settlements turn 2 with chaos
Any known mods to fuck this up

>>187418964
Check temps
Run adwarecleaner
Run combofix

>>187419063
Temps are fine across the board and I let NOD32 nuke my shit weekly. I really doubt malware is making my campaign map laggy.

>>187419173
Do what I told you or fuck off and ask somewhere else

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>>187418771

FRANZ MY SON

YUO ARE MEN NOW

YU MUST CHOOSE

>>187418041
That's just the xcom curse. Waystalker's arrows are basically homing sniper rounds with insane damage, coupled with a free ranged nuke spell they can chunk down anybody from a good distance.

Also makes them good for wrecking elite units when 1 shot = 1 dead knight you can easily get a good return on their investment

Tfw Chaos completely bypassed my Sylvania contamination zone on their way to fuck up the Empire

Archaon even asked for non aggression treaty

Thx dudester

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>>187418771
>>187419406

>>187419406
I rather have a pure Asur wife and then cheat on her with an Asrai after she gives birth to dozens of future Elven generals.

>>187419290
I'm not asking for help, you little pissant. I'm asking if anyone else has ever encountered this problem before.

>Kholek preping to siege kislev
>Von Carstein out of nowhere with 2 stacks
>Neither stack could kill me alone but together...
>Vlad runs up to Kholek
>Random vampire lord runs past him and takes a different kislev city

Vampires always leaving each other hanging