/bdog/ The MMORPG Black Desert

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>>187390071

i never thought it would feel this bad to like someone and not be able to tell them...

If your Valkyrie isn't a pure maiden with blonde hair DELET yourself.

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>>187390394
>Valk
>Blonde hair

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F A T
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P I G G Y

E L V E S

>>187390394
Valkyries literally all have red hair in the lore you dumdum

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Hello

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>>187390394
Kryptia pls.

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>>187390486
Why hello there.

>>187390584
add >>187390071 to that list

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>>187390443
>>187390461
>>187390574
Red hair is for fakes.

>>187390591
braaap

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>>187390394
>blonde hair on valk
>not choosing the superior red hair hotties

>>187390759
need to add you to the list

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>>187390759
Need to add you to my list.

>>187390981
gay fags with ugly toons list?
yeah me too

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>>187390795
that's flattering anon
>>187390981
oh my

>>187391325
One of the only good looking characters posted here

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>>187390759
Red hair best hair!

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>>187390981
I'll add you to MY list

>>187390456
are the best

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>>187391435
Okay

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>>187390394
Blonde Valks are ok.

Only good blonde valk is Meguriri

>>187391763
I'd fuck that hard

OFFICIAL FAGGOTRY CLASS TIER LIST

(If you play the classes in the upper tiers remember that you basically possess little in the way of actual skill and are carried by how overpowered and easy to play they are)

>OP Class-carried shitter suicide tier (consider suicide if you play these)
Witch, Wizard, DK, Warrior

>Extremely strong classes (somewhat class carried but requiring more gear than the top tier)
Valkyrie, Sorc, Zerker, Striker, Tamer

>Almost balanced tier (mostly average classes with some wonky balance where one ability may be stupid strong while other aspects of the class are shit and worthless)
Ranger, Ninja, Kuno, Musa, Maehwa

Moral of the story: This game is absolute imbalanced gear based garbage dogshit and PvP is a fucking joke kys

>>187392006
I do not believe that you actually play the videogame.

>>187392006
hows middle school these days?

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>>187391435
>only screens of the eyes
you shouldnt be shy about your body

>>187392095
Except I have played it longer than you

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Here for the DK's!

>>187392379
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

>>187392349
>Warrior above Striker
>Striker requiring any gear at all
>Tamer above Ranger, Kuno, and Mae
>Zerker listed as strong

Nah you don't play.

>>187392379
Do you still erp?

>>187392646
Are you really this confident in your answer or are you trolling, you literally said the opposite of what the current meta is probably because you get all your information from this thread.

When will pigelf smother me with her fat thighs

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>>187392647
Nope!

>>187392882
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

>>187392006
>Game Balance Tier:
-Wizard -Witch -Dark Knight -Striker

>Top Tier:
-Zerker (pre-nerf) -Warrior -Sorc -Valk -Ranger

>Managable Tier:
-Kuno -Maewa -Musa

>Why Even Play Tier:
-Ninja -Zerker (post-nerf) -Tamer

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i am a valkyrie

>>187392882
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGLY

i mean lore wise a witch/wizard SHOULD be stronger then any of the other classes in this game lol

>>187393101
>says the guy with horrible taste

>>187393024
Hi Aska

>>187392006
>Striker not the best class in the game right now.
>Warrior more OP than Zerker.
>Sorc not in the balanced tier
>Ninja not in the extremely strong classes
Your list is shit and you are probably shit in the game as well.

>>187393253
i am not aska, this aska person does not play valkyrie

>>187392882
I'm sad now

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>>187393024
>aska plays valk now

>>187393024
Watch out for those dogs

>>187393520
Why are you sad Anon?

>>187392882
Is this anemia?

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>>187392379

>>187393726
Missed opportunity

>>187393972
Just whisper straumm, tell them how you feel.

post pet names

>>187394129
Nah, I just wanted to erp.

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So did Videogaems really merge with Valor? Or did the guild just disassemble and scatter?

>>187394193
whisper them anyway

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remember the dice

>>187394193
this >>187394256 is straum

>>187394223
merged with Valor

>>187394257
Jacking off to you right now

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>>187392379

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>>187394340
don't you dare

>>187392882
Why did you quit? Did you finally stick to one partner?

>>187394552
too late GLOPPING

>>187394595
pik...

>>187394589
no they just don't want to erp anymore

>>187394853
>they
I* stop posting about yourself anonymously cringelord

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>>187394589
see
>>187394853
basically sums it up.

>>187394552
you telling me not to, only made me cum harder

>>187394984
Why not though? You simply just don't go from being a thirsty-fag to a pure maiden unless something happened.

>>187395214
they found vjera

>>187395214
ERPing with Vogler and Clown happened

>>187395269
That would make me stop ERPing too

>>187395269
>>187395382
>samefag

>>187392006
Tier list for people who have actually played the game part 1.

SKILL BASED GAMEPLAY TIER
>Classes that are actually overpowered

Witch/Wizard
>Some of the best damage, absurd amounts of SA/guard on skills while also having good mobility and the unparalleled support. region and node wars are literally decided by who has more protected areas to cast
DK
>Literal training wheel babby class, great damage, top tier mobility and actually unccable if played properly
Striker
>Best pvp damage in the game, lots of SA/guard skills, great mobility, literal infinite grab combos and easy as fuck to play

STRONG TIER
>Classes that are well rounded, powerful and a good choice for pvp

Warrior
>Good damage mobility with lots of safe attack options, fairly simple to play with room for actually gitting gud
Sorc
>While largely overshadowed by DK, its still quite strong when played well, scythe 100% is the best cc skill in the game post giants 100% nerf.
Maewha
>While lacking in aoe, it makes up for it with fantastic, safe damage and the best, easiest to execute mobility in the game.
Valk
>A little less safe and lower damage than the other "strong" classes, it brings good support and fantastic utility for group combat while also being a viable frontline fighter

>>187395747

MEDIUM TIER
>Classes that could use some buffs to bring them up to the stronger classes or are overshadowed in their roles by other classes, but otherwise aren't going to make you want to kill yourself to play

Ranger
>Spent the first year of the game being the best class overall, it fell off a bit when other classes had their awakenings released/received buffs but still has some of the best pvp damage of any class, with plenty of forward guard and bits of SA on the moveset
Tamer
>A weakness to magic damage and a lack of aoe makes it fall off hard in large group fights, but tamer is still one of the best 1v1 classes and an excellent flanker in smaller group fights
Kuno
>Lowish damage, but decent aoe and fantastic aoe cc while also being very safe with decent mobility and utility in stealth
Ninja
>In all things, its just a slightly shittier kuno but with better burst, if serpents ascension wasn't so fucking good it would be in suicide is painless tier.

SUICIDE IS PAINLESS TIER
>The actually shit classes that need buffs desperately

Musa
>Great mobility, but fuck for super armor and safe damage outside of Musa soul buffed crosscut, on the upside it shares the best mobility in the game with Maewha
Berserker
>Outdamaged by lower damaging classes classes by 2:1, while also having moves slower than the caster classes and a whole slew of other problems, its only reedeeming factor was its unawakened 100%, which has been nerfed into uselessness

>>187395747
>>187395867
agreed

>>187395867
Is berserker really that bad? I've seen them meme on people with their grabs and heals.

What do I play if I want to be an annoying piece of shit in PvP that can never die and has means of escaping that nobody would bother trying to PK?

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>>187395536
calm down Vogler or Clown

>>187396264
Probably Kuno or Tamer

>>187396290
nice edit

>>187396461
there was nothing to edit, I'm sorry your ERP sucks

>>187395536
>this mad

>>187396561
>>187396790

>damage controlling this hard

>>187395269
>>187395382
>>187395536
>>187396290
>>187396461
>>187396561
>>187396790
>samefag

>>187396842
>getting so mad someone said your ERP was bad you think everyone is out to get you and "damage controlling"
never ERP with Mershay or Vogler, you can see what kind of freaks they are now

>>187396159
The only people who think giant are good are
1. People who have never played giant
2. People who's pvp experience are limited to 1v1s and random open world encounters.
Even then, giants aren't a threat at all if they can't kill you in a single grab combo.

It boils down to berserkers not being fun to fight against even if they're arguably the worst class in the game after their ccs were nerfed to the ground.

>>187395747
>>187395867
I'd move both ninja and maehwa down a tier, but that's just my opinion.

>>187396159
What another class can do off a knockdown a berserker needs 3 or more grabs to do with the same AP.
In KR, where 250+ ap and 280 dp is standard, berserkers still have trouble killing people through pot healing.

That's before you factor in the fact they lack safe damage skills, Devastation is the only move completely covered by super armor and deals very little damage, Titan Blow is literally out damaged in pvp by the auto attack if you level it.

They are also the only class to lack a collision removing iframe dash and also have the longest cc recovery time out of all the classes, so while they have some extra HP, they will always take more damage than other classes after getting caught, and have a harder time disengaging.

Using grabs in anything outside of a 1v1 is just a liability most of the time.

The heals seem really goon on paper, but in reality they are slow, in a 1v1 any class can just outdps the heals, assuming they dont outright interupt it, in node wars they are good since you have allies to hide behind, but it would be far faster for you to just stand next to a wizard/witch for them to heal you instead.

>All this game discussion in /bdog/
um hello?

im fucking done with ITC dude this guild SUCKS

>>187396965
Did they not erp with you?

>>187397108
no they did and it was bad, that's why I said >>187395382 assuming Straum only tried ERPing with them

>>187397245
>confirmed for not getting to erp with either of them
>got rejected by vogler
>got rejected by a clown

god damn, you can't make this shit up

>>187397245
lol I haven't done erp with anyone from the thread in weeks.

>>187397108
>DURR did u not erp with me
real mature mershay

durrr erp so funny xD :P

>>187397359
>pretending to be retarded
ok Clown

>>187393672
ok i will do that

>>187397523
>>187397393
>>187397359
>>187397245
>>187397108


>samefag

>>187397359
did you even read his post, this is a Crocuta-tier reply

>>187397393
>>187397523
>someone got rejected by the clown

>>187397821
>as if anyone actually wants to write ERP with the Clown
They are pretty bad at writing, they posted joke ERP once and it was atrocious to read.

>>187397920
>confirmed for rejected by clownie

>>187397821

Is the clown that willing to spread her legs for a honking?

>>187397967
You aren't funny or making any constructive posts Clown, maybe just ignore the shitposting instead of getting upset someone doesnt like ERPing with you.

>>187398075
>this mad clown didn't erp with you

>>187398124
I don't even ERP so I don't need to claim I did or didn't with you, control your emotions better.

>>187398292
but your the one saying you are mad at clown

>>187398046
>be sardine
>stand with another sardine in Heidel
>Vogler comes
>whispers me
>whispers other Sardine
>whispers non-Sardine friend standing in close proximity
>doesnt even have anything to say except bs smalltalk
jfc is this dude real

>>187398396
Where exactly?
>>187397920
>>187398075
>>187398292

Oh right, everyone is a samefagging bogeyman and out to get you.

>>187398486
>drow

>>187398506

I can't tell who is clown or the person who is mad at clown for not erping with them anymore.

>>187398613
>person who is mad at clown for not erping with them
literally nobody, Clown is so easy all you have to do is whisper him and he starts ironic ERPing with you, of course he won't type anything too lewd, because its "just a joke xD wouldn't it be gay if we were both touching our dicks LOL"

>>187398767
post logs

>>187398613
did you even read any of the shitposting?
>1 guy said clown was bad at ERP
then clown started spamming
>"you're MAD I didn't ERP with you!!!"

>>187399005
This entire thread now is just Clown and 1 guy mad at clown for not erping with them.

>>187398767
man i thought clown was chill, turns out hes just another avatarfag thats too socially awkward to talk about anything besides erp

>>187399146
Clown ERPs with everyone, what you are saying is literally a lie

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>>187398553
Scusi?

>>187399179
Why does everyone want to erp with clown?
wtf I hate clown now, they told me I was their only one

>>187399005
this

my only other guess is IC thinks its funny to say "you didn't ERP with clown" but why the fuck would they care, they would probably post Pik memes sooner than that

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>>187398124
Not the same guy but clown always acts thirsty but too shit to erp, he sounds like a creep with the way he talks about his old erp partners. Would not recommend going after him.

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video games

>>187398124
>>187399405
can confirm this, just search through Sardine discord where he talks about it openly

Post characters of these people you keep talking about

>>187399763
why does no one post screen caps and logs? i want to see this stuff

>>187399763
give an example, I don't know how to join

>>187399882
Because there is no logs or screen caps of things that never happened.

>>187399964
i just want to see it is all dont have to be so defensive

>>187400001
I'm not being defensive

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>>187399882
>>187399915
Here he is showing off his ERP folder of some person

>>187399405
So basically, clown fucks around and jokes about erp but doesn't erp. Has a history of erp but doesn't openly erp with people. Talks shit about some old erp partners.
>This is everyone who erps
You're all the same

>Try to make friends to play together with
>Can't make friends, just impossible for me
>Join a guild in a vein attempt
>Just can't
>Back to playing solo
>Grind for 20 minutes, stop, impossible to enjoy alone
>Get back to afk lifeskills

Why do I even play? I think its time to stop.

>>187400145
hows he talking shit about them tho?

>>187399218
scusi?

>>187400351
I wonder if "Lani" would care that Mershay is talking about them behind their back, I would be a little annoyed if someone posted my name on a folder so you can post it around and brag about ERPing with me.

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>>187392379
here's a few

>>187400351
thats in sardines public chat, normal people don't talk about who they used to text fuck

>>187400351
oh i was there for that, you can see him saying she was weird and whining about it.

>>187400596
>I would be a little annoyed if someone posted my name on a folder so you can post it around and brag about ERPing with me.
Agreed, but this snip looks like part of a conversation with someone who also knew this person. doesnt relly look like bragging either. But then also, maybe this person wouldnt care that Mershay is talking about them and thats why they are talking about them?

I wonder if clown kept logs of our erp.

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>>187400596
That one cuck Nano#6213 (/bdog/cord) was complaining too, Lani sounds based as fuck lel. They've got all the weirdos complaining about them.

Mershay sucks

>>187400351
he wasnt Oothier and Clown were talking about their old days or something

>Being PettanCo
>Ever

I'm seriously confused as to how anybody can play in that guild.
lmao @ PettanCo:

-fuked up teeth
-inbred chav kunts
-PettanCo characters uglier than a bald fuking cat
-illiterate, stupid as phuck
-have never won a war in history
-phaggy time accent
-no culture
-worship a gay porn actor who sucks up all their guild income
-rains 96% of the time there, horrible weather, less AP debuff.
-every week in the thread, you see a story about two chavs having sex within their own family. god knows how much incest goes undocumented

how they aren't a 3rd world guild is beyond me.

i just cant help but lol @ the dumb fuking kunts.

and don't get me started on your military history.

-BRB losing 99.9% of land we once held.
-BRB getting slaughtered by a bunch of basically unarmed Valors
-BRB we'd be speaking german if the NA didn't clean up our mess

Such a joke you PettanCo are, even your active players aka 'good looking PettanCos' are still too ugly for American audiences generally.

If you're in PettanCo, just kill yourself.

>>187401101
Oh you are the one that is always licking Oothier boots arent you?
Thanks for the namedrop, I dont even remember where I said that.

BUH MY PEBIS

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This is why ERPers need to be culled

>>187401374
Wow is that you Nano? You still sound like a weirdo, all I did was search "lani" because people posted discord logs dumbass, I'm not whoever you're obsessed with.

>>187401492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS3BI-nl_w8

>>187401485
Aska...?

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>>187401492
>2 ERPers act weird
>every ERPer should be removed
let's generalize more pls

>>187402062
let me be weird to you

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>>187402062
there are more than 2 ERPers here?

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>>187402404
they are surrounding you run
>>187402354
who are you

>>187402062
Every erper should find themselves on my futa cock

>>187402687
futa is gross

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>>187402736
You're gross.

>>187402062
If only you dumpasses could keep your cocklust and drama ingame

>10 days left on guild contract

Guess I'll quit in 10 days

>>187401673
THAT WAS NOT ASKA

>>187403014
Ask for a renewal

>>187403342
Why? I'm done with this guild

>be me
>enjoying my time in bdo
>meet tamer in valor
>we grind for a bit
>shes cute and talented at the game
>get nervous and dodge every time she wants to do something together
fuck man what do i do i am not gay but i really like her but i am not good in situation like this

>>187403758
join valor

>>187403758
who are you quoting?

>>187403461
>steamfags

>>187404040
>Nano

>>187403758
whisper Doxen

>>187404102
Been playing before BDO was on steam. Again, why would I want to stay in a guild I do not want to be part of? Then again, why am I even playing, I do nothing.

>>187403301
buuuh my pebis

>>187403993
>>187404109
i cant she will know who it is and i am afraid of her opinion of me

>>187404040
myself

>>187404375
jesus christ being that beta

>>187404328
Aska...?

>>187403758
Tamers are off limits.

Why is the thread always full of shit? Some game discussion instead.

>>187404375
so it's nyanpi? she's the only one grinding with randoms

>>187404669
NOT ASKA

You fucking niggers are all mental, you should kill yourself

stop talking about aska, she's in bed with me

I have been 56 post woke for 300+ days now. What should I do?

>>187405437
just namedrop them already, the person most likely knows anyway by now

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>>187405937
alcohol

>>187405787
buuuuuuuh

>>187405937
farm to 57, lifeskill, go on an adventure (for energy), follow questlines and side-quests(for cp), socialise or erp. basically the choice is yours, theres plenty of stuff to do. im sure i dont have to tell you all of this after 300+ days but you can honestly forget that its a sandbox game after doing the same stuff week by week, day by day

>>187406574
>farm to 57
For what, 0.0001% each time I gather? Or are you implying something else.

>Adventure for CP/Energy
Already got everything complete for knowledge. I'm breaking 350 energy/250 cp.

>Socialize/Erp
Why, no one seems interested. They just show face to make themselves feel better about it.

>Been playing 300 days
No, I've been 56 for 300+days since awakening of my class. That is a total of 655 days (approx) that I have been playing BDO. Nothing has changed and I don't see anything improving for myself.

Best just to leave at this point. Can't make friends, can't make progress.

>>187407001
>farm
grind, anon

>>187407001
Join a guild with aspirations, get into guild spirit to motivate yourself to improve and start doing end-game pvp content

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>>187407001
it's 2017 and you nerds are still too autistic to socialize in an MMO
Just stick to Dwarf Fortress at this point.

>>187407001
>655 days
>game is out for a year and a half
>awakening is not even a year old
>I've been playing two years already since awakening

>>187407001

>Best just to leave at this point. Can't make friends, can't make progress

Might as well learn the difference between an mmorpg and single player rpg while you're at it retard.

Getting real fucking tired of vjera's shit!

Can someone give me a list of the best male erpers? not interested in futa

Reminder Drow has a youtube channel with helpful guides and a secret section of videos with nude mods.

>>187407684
The list isn't very big, I think maybe Doxen or Vogler?

>>187407818
Link?

>>187407684
doxen

>>187407684
NA: gruder, vogler, mustache
EU: no clue, probably doxen and that purple haired guy from valor

>>187407684
Dinkus

>>187400638
fuck marry fuck

Did the tera turned ffxiv avatar shits wind up here? The thread quality is just like those were at their peaks.

What is clowns comedic forte? slapstick? improv? observational humor?

>>187400638
marry, marry, marry. best personal harem

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>>187408685
This place is like poor man's xivg.
Anybody who tried to make it there but couldn't handle it came here, Why?
Because everyone here is a retarded. There's no insulting, people here will erp with anything regardless how ugly or uninspired, and there's so few avatarfags it's easy to stand out even if you have no stand out qualities.

>>187408971
ERP seems to be an important aspect of the game to you.

>>187408971
*ERPS YOU*

>>187395747
>>187395867
This is actually nice since I've been considering picking this game up for a bit.

>>187408971
>noticed bulge
>owo "what's this?"

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>>187390394
true

>>187408721
bad puns

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>>187408971
>There's no insulting
boi you really know what qualities a thread on /vg/ must have.

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What was the last time someone trash talked you /bdog/?

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Hey everyone remember to roll your dice!

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>>187409431

>>187409472
Everyday

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sleepy fox

>>187410068
THIS IS SICK, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED.

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So does BDO have nice blue armor and helmets with feathers?

>>187410381
Can I dye your dick blue?

can we

PLEASE

black list ITC?

>>187410838
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAP

>>187410838
itc is already blacked, let alone listed

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>>187392856
That's lewd...

>>187410381
You can dye it blue

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>>187409472

>>187411047
Lewd is good!

>>187403758
It's not good to be attracted to another person only through an online avatar. Also some of Valors Tamers are underage and you may risk going into a hebephile or ephebophile relationship.

Your best chance is to accept that she will probably never return any feelings regardless of what you do and what gifts you sent her. Come to terms with reality and stop thinking about here.

>>187411047
dont you dare take another picture with my wife again you whore

>>187411314
>jagbo
is this the strength of the new sardine gm?

>>187411314
doing God's work fish hater

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>>187410381
yes, but only for valkyries, like the valkyrie in this very much related picture

>>187411967
Mental illness should not be accepted. It destroys cohesion and creates contempt in others. Just like how Tranny's destroy progress.

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>>187412942
Did you use non metallic dye on metal portions of that armor?
Looks dull as fuck, you ugly, fish lipped whore.

>>187413194
I used the basic dyes, which adopt the same texture as whatever they dye over.
Give me your name and location so I may channel the fury of elion upon you, I promise you I will make the crusades look like fucking sunday school.

>>187407684
Bombuay is highly recommended.

>>187412942
Whats the default look like for that armor? I think you went too blue

>>187407684
Gruder, Romular, NilbogFister

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>>187413407
So ass blasted, what the fuck, bitch. Take a moment and ask yourself, am I the retard in this situation? Cause you're fucking mental. Looks like shit, desu

>>187403758
How are you such a fucking loser that you not only get a crush on a person's mmo character, but are too shy to hang out with them afterward?

Your parents would be ashamed, cuck.

>>187403758
if she's a tamer and in valor she already erps with someone else in the guild

>>187413754
IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU THINK YOU'RE CLEVER BECAUSE YOU POST FUCKING FISH PEOPLE REACTION IMAGES YOU'RE DEAD KID I'VE BEEN PLAYING SINCE LAUNCH I AM IN THE TOP 3% OF GEARED PLAYERS YOU MIGHT AS WELL UNINSTALL BECAUSE I WILL MAKE EVERY MOMENT OF YOUR PLAYING THIS GAME A LIVING HELL ONCE I'M DONE WITH YOU THEY'LL BE CALLING THE RAPE OF NANKING MERE MANSLAUGHTER YOU'RE DEAD KIDDO

>>187413948
this

>>187413948
literally this

you can try to fool yourself otherwise, but get real kid

>>187413948
That's a meme, i wrote some of their Tamers and none of them would erp with me.

>>187414194
Yeah probably because you're a fucking random who came across as too sketchy for them to trust

>>187414194
>hurr durr i want to erp with you without even knowing each others
i see why they ignored you

>>187413696
see
>>187393024

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Whats her endgame /bdog/?

>>187414265
>>187414279
They always post in the thread that you just need to whisper and pay their price.

>>187414496
fire

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>>187414194
>>187414265
>>187414279
>>187414514
keep your hands off my pure tamer waifus

Quality EU posts my fellow EUs!

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BOOOOOYZ video game master here stepping through, i'm good at video games, and a cool dude. what's up with that!

>>187414792
>having a crush on default

>>187414265
>too sketchy
>erp

I don't understand. You're sitting in a corner of a map typing to each other.

>>187414792
This is so cute it makes me feel good inside my heart.

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>>187414792
>pure

>>187414968
contain yourself you faggot EU dumper fire trash awoooooga awoooooga what's that?

BOOOOYZ on the horizon, raise the gates.

read up.

>>187415272
Did you just have a stroke?

>>187414968
fag-o
thats the cereal named after you

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>>187415401
I'll show you stroke

Who wins in a fight
xun_guan or whyfu?

>>187416103
Whyfu by sheer cuteness

>>187416103
Xun.

>>187414932
>>187415272
is this fucking naaki or am I dying

>>187408971
>Anybody who tried to make it there but couldn't handle it came here, Why?
Because character models aren't fuckugly

>>187416103
Whyfu is in full PRI/DUO so probably Xun

>>187416423
lmao who told you this?

>>187416103
Whyfu because Xun is utterly trash and loses to people with less gear than him

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Hey BDOG! I am 22 – immature for my age, however! – and I enjoy playing Black Desert Online with my guild. (we are a clan bound together by our love of scat fetishism!) It is our fetish, as it adequately displays degenerate manners of behavior such as we possess.

Our clan is small – of course – but I wish to meet more individuals of my kind. As the saying goes, “the more, the merrier.”

Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please reply freely.

BRAaaAP!

That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare thee well. I wish you much love and BRAaaps.

Yours,

The soon to be an hero!

>>187416878
how do I join?

>>187416878
Too far Pik.....too far.....

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>>187416878
>(we are a clan bound together by our love of scat fetishism!)

>>187416878
I love you Naaki!

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>>187414968

>>187416103
I've fought both and Xun does a lot more damage but Whyfu is a lot better at actually playing.
So I'd put them at equal for now unless Whyfu has more gear, it's been a bit since I've seen them to fight.

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>>187416878
damn...seething...

damn.. this is the power of EU... damn.

*SCREEWWWEERRRTEEEZZZTCH* Hold on a minute, rewind that! Now, I know what you're saying. "How did you get into this situation, being mocked so viciously by the very funny EU playerbase?"...Right? Well, it's a long story, and it all started seven years ago...

>>187417529
Man the harpoons and hunt this abomination

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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up yuria* my name is naaki but u can call me t3h tAm3R oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 40 years old (im young 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch anime w/ my guild (im a fag if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite hobby!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! theyre random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h tAm3r oF d00m

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buhjhh... tamer so hard... duh hh..... im retarded tamer is hard... im retarded i eat my own shif... fuuuhhh i eat my own shit because im retarded duh hh tamer is hard... ufhhj wow I gotta evade out of the way this game is hard... wow heilang ccs and cant die this class is hard and im retarded.... heilang knot get it I'm retarded i love heylong knot wow im retarded who woulda void lightning stuns everyone i eat my own shit wat the heck wheres the super armor wow i take 30% more magic damage im retarded nyeaaajhhggh gonna cum this class is so hard im gurting IM GURTING!!! IM GURTING RETARD CUM BECAUSE I EAT MY OWN SHIT AND TAMER IS HARD!!!

>>187417972
>valor posting

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>>187416878
>>187417846
>>187417972
>>187418127

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This is quite easily the shittiest general on all of /vg/.

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LOCK UP, LOOK OUT, VALOR IS TRYING TO PLAY BIG BOY GAMES

BOYZ ASSEMBLE

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Growing up, I was fascinated with scat sex. I used to download tonnes of scat movies and I always fantasised having a women shit on my body and in my mouth one day. After years of fantasising, I finally decided to pay for the professional escort Louise Hunter, who is well known for her scat movies. I turned up at her house and she seemed nice enough. She knew it was my first time experiencing scat, so she knew to take it slow. Louise had laid down some plastic on the floor in her living room, and lots of towels on top of that. I fucked her for a while, before laying on my back and letting her piss on my cock and stomach. Then she was about to start shitting and I asked if she could do it directly into my mouth. She happily shuffled backwards and started shitting in my mouth. As soon as the shit touched my tongue, I knew I had made a huge mistake. This was not how I imagined it would be, and at that moment I was simply a normal guy, on his back, with a women's shit in his mouth. The thing was I was too polite to tell her to stop. She had already told me she had had clients that asked her to stop and I didn't want to be one of them. So I stuck it out, and just let most of the shit fall off my lips onto the towel. I finished myself off by wanking onto her and then she let me take a shower to clean myself up before I left.
I've never watched another scat movie since and I have no intention of trying it again.

heheh butterboyz slawpiggies dank eat fresh get it im retarded and eat shit NYEAAAAGGHJHHH

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ARACANITHIZANAIBAR
HERE TO ENCGAGE AND GAME ONN

When will Valor and IC leave so most of the shitposting will stop, fucking degenerates argue on Discord

>>187418564
>IC ever leaving the thread

this is literally /icg/

what's a naaki?

>>187418564
>Valor
No they don't shitpost like that. I'm expert shitposter trust me.

>>187418770
They only shitpost. Everytime you see someone shitposting about IC its 90% Valor.
I mean fuck, cross region shitposting is next level degeneracy

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>>187418316
GASSYTARAXARUUM IS ON THE PROWL, WHERE DO YOU NEED ME?

>>187418750
something cucks walk on

>>187418931
No it's not. Completely different shitposting style.

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>>187418316
REPORTING IN FELLOW BOY!
WASSUP DUDE???

>>187418931
No one from Valor even remotely cares about IC

Post eppu and naaki n00ds

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s m h

>>187419062
Valor is obsessed with IC

>>187419062
Is that why your guild leader has a fit every time Naaki is near him? lmao

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>>187418316
Dralathanzar, Archmagus, Respectfully Joins This Gathering Of Fellow Magi...

Witness My Powers!

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>>187418316
BUTTERSLUGS STAND WITH YOU

>>187419089
cover yourself

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blorpsbord

>>187418316
Hello, my friend!

It is I, Draegoth Smorl, here to once again state that our alliance is going well!

The battle between us and GrampusMappers at the Node War the other day was fantastic! Your DK's work on the flanks was truly awe-inspiring my friend, you should all raise a glass of ale to their acomplishments! (After all, me and my fellow Knights already have!)

Thank you for reading, and see you on the battlefield!
- Draegoth Smorl, Leader of Kings of Darman

------------------------
"Victory and Honor, such things only belong to kings like us..."

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>>187419089
>using a template for your character.

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what the hell is going on in this general

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I REALLY dislike IC hours

>>187420056
IC.

>>187420056
Valor.

>real na hours
leave forever

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The Wizards Guild offers to set our differences aside and aid you Inner Mortals in your conquest across your realm

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>>187420084
it's still better than shit we had earlier, anon

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EU WILL FALL

>>187420265
Like what?

>>187420265
Did you go min height to further your oompa loompa status?

>>187420265
Oh you mean the sardine ERP drama hours? Yeah, i would even take IC hours over that.

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>>187420056
God I wish I knew.

NIGGNIGGNIGGNIGGNIGGO!

ITS ME YOUR BOY DOFFLINS HERE THE ORIGINAL SOMALIAN REFUGEE AND GUILD LEAD OF VALOR, AKA THE BEST EU GUILD AND THE LARGEST TOO (WE HAVE OVER 10 MEMBERS!) AND I JUST GOTTA DUCK IN TO SAY THAT I LOVE SARDINE AND HATE IC BECAUSE NAAKI BULLIED ME OVER TWO YEARS AGO (WE HERE AT VALOR NEVER FORGIVE NOR FORGET!) PLEASE REMEMBER TO POST ABOUT BBC AND POST NAKED PICS OF YOUR TAMER

DOFFLINS OUT CYA BROS
PSSHHEEEEWWWW

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>>187419998
AH!

Well if it isn't our good friends the Kings of Darman. We looked for you on the plains of Elethor. It was quite the battle! We, too, answer the call of IC.

-SLAWMEN

Is there a place to be able to talk normally about the game without encountering cancerous IC, Sardine, Valor, ITC shitposters?

>>187420540
reddit

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Can we let this thread die and start over?

>>187420467
>naaki upset
lol

Just report them and move on.

>>187418316
>---M3554G3_1NC0M1NG---
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>__Neo_California_Logging_Into_Thread__
>__Status_Confirmed__
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>__See_You_In_The_Mainframe__
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>>187420467
soon

>>187420803
>>187420917
>>187420946
>>187420961

>>187420645
we need to nuke this thread, I'll come back another day when there is more discussion about the game