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> News
- The new stage Manta Maria has been released!
- The Sloshing Machine is out!
- New Salmon Run map, Lost Outpost will be added to the rotation
- The Forge Splattershot Pro comes next week with the Bubble Blower Special
- New Splatfest - Which superpower would you rather have: Flight or Invisibility? (September 1st/2nd)
> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- http://pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- http://imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- https://imgur.com/a/NFzgv
> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- http://leanny.github.io/splat2/
> Resources
- http://pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL
> Wiki
- http://splatoonwiki.org/
> User Stats
- http://splatoon.nintendo.net/
> View Nintendo switch online services on your PC
- https://github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538
> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- https://docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link
> List of FC:
- https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing
> Splatoon 1 Artbook
- https://archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13767576
How much money do you have now /ink/ (not including money you've already spent)?
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>>187334327
>mfw my friend list is split even 15/15 between flight and invis
Are we an /ink/ divided?
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>>187337089
I really really like this webm. Mind if I save it?
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Just checking before I commit.
We're /fly/ right?
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i like this game
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>>187337089
heh
happened to me too earlier
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>>187337154
Like 4k. I make money, and I spend it. It's not sitting in an interest bearing account, no reason to keep it in my pockets.
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>>187337357
Nothing stopping you.
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Has Splatoon ever made you so upset that you cried?
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You better be ready to work. The Lost Outpost is ready in around an hour.
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>there are people out there that cannot get out of C rank
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>>187337154
If you're grinding out chunks, you're not going to have any. I had about 100k before Splatfest until I cleared 5 items. At least now I can reduce that by 18k every three items.
It's hell trying to make money in this game without credit boosts. Hitting 1200p in Salmon Run helps a lot. It's usually good for about 60k or more.
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>>187337357
Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
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>>187337384
We're /whicheverteamyoulike/, so make sure you join it
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>>187337497
I get stupid amounts of salt playing this game so I think I may have at one point out of rage.
I wish I'd stop being so autistic because I don't hate the game, I just take it way too seriously.
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The L-3 Nozzlenose is much better in this game.
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>>187337384
Reddit reporting in. I know this reference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrgQV8e-Hf0
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>>187337154
Scrubbing ruined me. I need this Salmon Run bad.
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>>187337497
One of these things is not like the other!
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>>187337384
We're team fly and invisibility, reddit's as well, as are the furries and trannies.
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Hey squiddos.
Your lunch break is almost over.
Don't be late for your next shift.2425-4129-2419
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>>187337851
I'm on vacation. Just try to fire me, you need me.
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>>187337384
Forget about /ink/ and choose what you like.But Flight is the correct choice.
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>>187337154
Wait I hit 100k and then I realized I have 900k, not 90k
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>>187337979
NO PAID VACATIONS
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>>187337851
Sent yoo a friend requestI'm shit so if you don't wanna play wif me dats ok
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>>187337979
Lets extend that.
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>>187338113
Try and stop me. It's not like you're gonna get those eggs yourself.
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>>187337510
Hang yourself /pol/
This is the same shit with the furries/trannies, trying to shove your stupid bullshit into everything else. Fuck give it a rest.
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>>187337154
I have about ~600k coins and never get to spend any money. I only ever get dupes in my stores.This might actually be the fourth day or so in a row that I've got that stupid paintball mask in my hat store.
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>>187338132
As long as you're profresh idgaf
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>>187338218
Grizz is literally Donald Trump. We confirmed this last thread.
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>>187338439
I was on the original...
Now I'm just a fresh face
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>>187338460
>we
you mean (you)
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>>187338460
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>teammate breaks the RM shield
>just leaves it there even though no one besides him is anywhere near it
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>>187338460
>confirmed
No we didn't.
He doesn't talk about himself at all, and he actually gives helpful advice. He's also understanding when you mess up.
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>>187338703
>>187338573
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>>187338797
Look man we all know Mr Grizz is actually Nick Cage still wearing the bear suit from the Wicker Man.
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>>187338460
Grizz pays well
This is like that guy saying Inklings are Furries, desperately trying to make his weird obsession related to the game so he can post it
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>>187338878
Thanks for the new headcanon
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Wait, does salmon run times sync up between regions?
Because otherwise you'd have to find people from your own region.
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>>187339107
duh
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>>187339107
>he's not /NA/
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>me and this one guy keep getting paired together in rainmaker
>we are the only ones who understand the concept of camping the rainmaker at the end of the match
well played my nigga
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>>187337154
7000, I spend it constantly and never have enough
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>>187339154
>>187339187
Fucking dammit...
Unrelated note, did 1.20 take out ink glitter?
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Hey guys how about we don't turn this into a /pol/ thing.
If you don't like the Trump posts justignore them
seriously this is the cheapest bait and y'all eat it up like a buffet
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Sex withspecial woomy
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>>187339525
It's still in single player like it always was
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how will invisicucks even compete with flying chads
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>>187339534
That's what you said about the trannies and the furries you jackass.
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Dark Urban Vest (firefin with four slots) and special charge up is on splatnet. regular is cold blooded
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>>187339534
>them
It's just one person.
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>>187339545
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>>187339107
Yes, Salmon runs are open for specific period of time for everyone, regardelss of timezones.
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>>187338460
>We
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>>187339545
Bet you're the faggot that made her cry
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>>187339545
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>>187339696
>four slots
Stop this. It's three slots.
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>non-whites made about Trump posting
Sad!
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>>187339545
I want to teach woomy about which parts of her body feel good!
I want to make those parts feel good!
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>>187337154
1,570,917 i dont really need to spend much now so its just stacking up
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>>187339731
Well that's goon then
>>187339582
Ah, right
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>>187339545
I'M CALLING THE POLICE
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>>187339768
>Wuz
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>no Octolewd armour
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>>187339902
Fuck I'd ink right's splatzone all night
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>>187339902
arent those boy squids?
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>>187339875
Don't be so pedantic anon
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>>187339545
You are NOT going to lay a finger on her
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>>187337830
it's Eriri right?
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>>187339902
Nice boys.
I would spray my ink inside their inkzones as much as possible
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>>187339875
1 main plus 3 sub....4 slots
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>>187339627
b-but anon I just picked up slpa2n yesterday, I've been here for like 2 threads
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>>187339545
She's too innocent for that!
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>>187339902
You know what, fuck it. I would Beret so hard
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>About to start match
>Go to adjust volume
>Hit power instead
>Mash it again to get back in
>Wait for controllers to resync
>Mashing A
>Get back in
>Frozen, then resyncs to current state
>Kicks me anyway
>"SHIT NIGGA DATS PRETTY SUSPICIOUS, YOO KNOCK DAT OFF"
Fuck you nintendo
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>>187339994
>>187340101
same
>>187340014
yeah they are
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So, cold blooded is worthless enough that I should go with that special charge version of the shirt that's up now, right?
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>>187340101
>you will never contort a boy squid up so he drinks his own ink while you're filling him with your ink
There isn't any reason for me to carry on
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>>187340090
you can't stop me
>>187340137
not for long
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>>187339902
I am going to annihilate the beret
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>>187340304
Yeah, go aheadnice taste in clothes by the way
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>>187340075
This is acceptable
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post woomies(male)
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>>187340304
imo Ninja Squid is basically the best shirt-exclusive ability but I get it's not the best for some weapons
With the squiffer, if you're making good use of the charge holding, ninja squid might be able to be put to good use
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>>187340304
Yes
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>Splatoon 2
>aka Overextend and Die and Let The Other Team Start a Push: The Game
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>>187340075
>>187340461
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>>187340539
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wait who's slut woomy and who's special woomy?
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>>187340304
>ink armor
damn right
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>>187340341
fight me
now
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>>187340756
That's a slutty woomy, not slut woomy!
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>like something
>see it too much
>don't like it anymore
>tfw it doesn't go away and only gets worse
Well, at least best girl Flow won't be subject to this... right?
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>>187340304
Literally anything is better than Cold Blooded.
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>>187340414
It was my ouftit back in Splatoon 1, when echolocators were everywhere and cold blooded let you shrug that off almost instantly.
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>>187340539
post more bullying
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>>187340891
>legit trash
>has cannon husbando anyway
bad taste
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>>187340903
Quick Respawn
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>>187340960
>tfw you are a bully woomy
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>tfw you still never had your woomy drawn
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>>187340903
>>187341005Respawn Punisher
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>>187340960
I want tosexuallybully a woomy (male)
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>>187341117
Glad I don't know that feelI just want a lewd
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>>187341134
It has a use, it's jst that only a few people are able to use it to it's maximum potential. Cold blooded is just useless regardless.
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>>187341134
respawn punisher is actually good on a charger, rips their special bar apart
also reminder that respawn punisher is mistranslated
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>>187341296
>got a lewd drawing of my woomy the first time I posted her
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>>187340539
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>>187340741
or
>team doesn't commit to pushing ever unless you sack up
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>>187341367
>he hasn't gotten multiple lewd drawing of his woomy
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>>187341367
whore
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>>187340803
This >>187340075 is slut woomy, pic related is special woomy
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>>187341384
I wish I could replace ouch with "I fucking hate you guys" button
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>>187341296
>Have multiple lewds and sfw art of your woomy
It's good to be king
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>>187341376
>that one on the right
I'm going to do a lewd on it.
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Can you guys be about 60% less gay/fucked up? Thanks
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Why aren't you dressed for work yet? I aint paying you to ink splatzones
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>>187340960
No escape from the bully
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>>187340759
Been playing this fantasy in my mind for a week, only it's agent 3 having her way with agent 4 after sparring.
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>>187341828
>Even the japs are squidbagging
That's horrible.
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>>187341775
>I aint paying you to ink splatzones
Yes you do. We got money for that.
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I just had a weird sound bug in the square, did anyone else experience that as well?
https://youtu.be/vYliZHiah_EYes I'm still S+1 at 40, no bully or else I'll tell my mom.
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>>187339545
delet, you degenerate, i will not tolerate such hereticness on this special inhabitant
the following post is the right choice >>187340075
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>>187341747
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>>187341897
>agent 3 having her way with agent 4
but how do two girl squids have sex?
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>>187341905
Honestly in Splatoon I got squidbagged by japs way more often then english players. In Splatoon 2 I can count the number of times I've been squidbagged on one hand.
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>>187341775
I know you run an...open business, Mr.Grizz. Why do you freely recruit the mentally handicap though?
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>>187341992
That's the skyfish flying around
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>>187341775
Mr Grizz needs to be more dismissive of all the other game modes. He knows all his workers do stuff in the lobby whenever he's closed, but he just knows it's something about painting, and he keeps hearing about climbing a tower, and rain dancing or something stupid like that.
Splatfest is some government holiday where he's not allowed to be open at all, and as far as he can tell, all the workers just bullshit all day.
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>>187341992
look up in the sky
something's flying around
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>4 chan
>not expecting some fucked up shit
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>>187342025
>hoe do two girl squids have sx
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>>187342179
They play ARMS?
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>>187342330
ARMS is a good game
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>>187342330
>talking about Arms
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I'm gonna do it, /vg/! I'm gonna make profreshional!
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>>187342025
Like you don't already know the answerGoing to get plenty of sucker action after gathering some eggs
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>>187342392
The problem here is that you're expecting overachiever teammates to do something useful.
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>>187337154
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13767576
200k, if I played TW/Ranked, I would spend all my money scrubbing shit but only thing I do is play Salmon Run and buy new gear.
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>>187342392
oh no you don't
>spawns 2 flyfish on completely opposite sides of the map
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>>187342392
uh, ok
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>>187342392
This is your date for tonight
>>187342420
ILLEGAL
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its time
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>>187342003
Give Callie her roller back!
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>>187342420
woomies are NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS
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Oh shit
>Real life
>Work a shitty soul-crushing job with idiots so I can have money to pay for my videogame habit
>Splatoon 2
>work a shitty soul-crushing job with idiots so I can pay for my gear and chunk habit
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It's time to work!
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Gonna create a room for Salmon Run for about a hour. Add SW-2812-2451-6136 only gonna to add the first three requests so everyone gets in, but I'll add anyone else once we're done.
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>>187342536
I'm into this ;3c
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LESGO
2425-4129-2419
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>>187342584
Me too, except I happen to be a runner at a restaurant and the most popular item that's served are Salmon Paninis.Pretty damn good to be honest.
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I don't want to go to work
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>>187342731
How can spaghettis even compete?
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>>187338950
>desperately trying to make his weird obsession
>weird obsession
We have half the player base of Splatoon which are pedophiles that want to laid, fuck and marry anthro. young squid kids. Please, explain how it isn't a weird obsession when compared to furry.
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WELL THEN
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>first round
>fog rolls in
what a great introduction to the new map so far
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>>187343047 >>187342731
n no..
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>>187343001
Exactly fucking this. I can't believe /ink/ talks about how degenerate furry/sjw/trannies are when we're all squid fuckers
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>>187343179
speak for yourself you false flagging degenerate
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>>187343179
Being a hypocrite is human nature, why be consistent with what you say when there's a chance that anything could possibly change your mind?
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>teammate with a charger sets up at a safe distance from the splash zone while still in range to ink it
>doesn't leave
>get to super jump to him every time I respawn
More of this please
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Any salmon run rooms not full up yet?
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This map feel claustrophobic, holy shit
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Nice first round guys
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>>187343267
You are, AT BEST, a squid yiffer sympathizer.
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>>187342731
delet
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Any Profreshional rooms open?
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>>187343373
i don't sympathize with either of them, i just want to ink up woomies. stop trying to make everything sexual
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>>187342584
>real life
>strict hours
>must come in or face penalties
>taxes
>fucking HR
>grizzco
>extremely flexible hours
>can disappear for a year but still work a shift if you've got the time
>grizz pays you what you deserve
>talks over a radio so no big titty bonuses or red knee rewards
>you get paid to smash faces in
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>>187343331
>>187343432
>>187342678
Still need more
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>>187343331
Are you profresh enough?
>>187343432
Added
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>>187342373
>ARMS is a good game
said no one ever
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THIS MAP IS SO HARD
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Jesus I didn't think we would survive that last wave
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what would a bunch of woomies do if during a turf war a woomy fell down the wrong way and her whole leg popped and got woomy goo everywhere and she screamed and cried and no one knew what to do
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>>187343123
This one is my favorite
Look how happy he is!
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>>187343652
kill her so she'll respawn
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>>187343525
Are you making the room? I'm waiting to join
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>>187343652
Squids don't have bones
>captcha: SOLD CALLE
What does it mean?
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>>187343730
It's up still looking for one more so if anyone wants to join in please do
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99% sure I played with someone here just now, good match
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>>187343786
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>>187343786
>not using checkbox captcha
No self driving car for you
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>>187343345
Doesn't help that some of the weapons suck.
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>First match, first round in the new stage
>Glowfish
>Wipe in less than 20 seconds
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>>187341367
I only have a lewd of my woomy
I like it a lot but I might try for one normal one later on sometime
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>>187343123
He's just taking her home as a souvenir okay? Nothing lewd!
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>>187343838
Added
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So this is where the squidfuckers hang out, huh?
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>>187343969
>first match
>high tide
>grillers
>actually make it
>crew wipe because two teammates jumped into the water and the other two got herded by a steel eel and killed by a flyfish
What a nice start this is.
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>>187342541
Marie isn't even that good with a roller.
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Take some time to genderbend your woomy
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>steel eel walks into the house on hightide
JUST
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That's the most amount of eggs i have seen in a wave
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>>187343969
>grillers wave 1
>they stall so much and are so slow its near impossible to fill the quota
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>>187344180
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Gonna recreate the room real quick to get in a 4th
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Guess I added too late, any other salmon run rooms open?
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>>187343786
woomies don't need bones for their legs to explode like water balloons and get everywhere and experience under worst pain they've ever felt
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what abilities do you use with your Octobrush, /ink/?
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>get wiped with one second to go
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>187343969
theres a wall near the basket which is pretty good
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>>187344470
I can start one
4678-9102-3511
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So apparently the new Salmon Run tradition is dunking yourself in the water after clearing Wave 3
Maybe someone got buttblasted about seabagging being normalized
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Is sub defense good? What are the best abilities?
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>>187344491
Swim Speed Up
Ninja Squid
Sub Power Up
subs of Ink Recovery/Ink Saver Main ideally
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>>187344491
ink saver main, ink recharge, Sub Saver you want to be able to constantly chuck out autobombs while still having enough ink to slap some people
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>>187344640
Okay, adding you now
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>6 fucking Steel Eels in a row
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>>187340075
I want to cum into her womby!
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Yep, just as frustrating as when I tested it in the Shoal. Shit sucks, yo.
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>>187344491
I brush to deliver the rainmaker, so it's ink resistance, swim speed and object shredding.
I haven't sorted out the subs yet.
Probably recovery and bomb defend.
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>>187344789
I have been doing that since the start, since then you get to fly back to ship as buoy.
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>>187344857
ah yeah ink saver sub's probably a better idea than ink saver main
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>>187343001
>>187343179
Furries detected
Either that or you're new and you don't understand
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>DERANKED TO OVERACHIEVER
>MOTEHRFUCKER
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These fucker keep throwing me into the water
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>>187344640
2/4. Join us anons.
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>>187345036
best is when everybody does it so four buoys super jump back together
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>>187344640
Need 2 more for profreshional salmon run
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>shore on Lost Outpost
>+500% more grates
FUCK
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>>187344674
>File: reddit dot png en gee.jpg.png
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>>187344674
>same posts
is /ink/ reddit?
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can't think of a worse weapon loadout
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>>187345512
inkbrush/blaster/roller/heavy splatling
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>>187345512
only thing that sucks is blaster
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>>187344491
Comeback, Ink resistance, 1 main and 5 subs of Ink saver main, and 4 subs of Swim Speed.
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>>187345512
inkbrush/dynamo/blaster/carbon roller
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>>187344640
>>187345250
I'll join
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>Drizzler bubbles can get stuck on walls out of sight
This is really fucking annoying
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>5 Maws spawn at the same time
I DONT HAVE BOMB RUSH REEEE
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Finally picked up a Switch.
Please tell me there's a way to play on the TV with the minimap on my "gamepad"
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Reminder that Pearl's family is canonically rich enough she got the Manta Maria for her sixth birthday.
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>>187346084
Nope. X button brings up the map though.
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>>187345995
Sorry anon, room is full.
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>>187346084
Nope, switch can't do that. Press x for minimal at any time.
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>>187340075
She needs to be DP'd
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Steel snek is a real asshole on this map
especially when there are 2 in the house
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WHY IS THIS NEW SALMON RUN MAP SO EASY
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>>187346125
>>187346195
Thanks. I am ready to adapt
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>>187340539
Thanks again to the nice drawanon who made this!
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>>187346482
get to pro and talk again
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>sloshers overpowered
>lets make a level that makes them even better!
I hope this level was released so they could eliminate all bitching when the nerf he fuck out of them
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Jesus fucking christ would not have expected to survive that
>Fog
>Flyfish locking on to us every 4 seconds
Well done guys I really mean that
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>Manta Maria is presented one time me
>Pearl: This is the ship I got for my sixth birthday
>Marina is very surprised
>Manta Maria presented another time
>Pearl thinks it's still in service, Marina knows it's decommissioned
Fire these writers, holy shit
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Profresh Salmon Run, I can't take having to carry randoms anymore
SW-6912-1634-5603
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>>187345512
Inkbrush, Goo Tuber, Nozzlenose, Aerospray
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>>187343652
literally eat her.
woomies are voracious.
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Fuck you god damn retards.
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>Super Bonus is Food Tickets
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>final wave is a mothership wave
>you have two stingray specials
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thanks mr.grizz
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these runs are delicious,probably one of the better few ive had
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>>187346861
2 more for Salmon Run
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>>187344789
>Seabagging.
You have to go back.
>>
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>>187347116
can you open the lobby?
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Reminder that if you pick a Salmon Run team based on the idol you like instead of the actual options they support, you're playing the game incorrectly.
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>>187347220
Why? It would disconnect when I go to the menu to add the other 2 people.
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>>187347238
>Salmon Run
>idol you like
squigga
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>>187347238
squigga what the fuck you talking about
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>>187347238
>Reminder that if you pick a Salmon Run team based on the idol you like instead of the actual options they support, you're playing the game incorrectly.
>Salmon Run team
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>>187343786
It means someone just bought a new street.
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Thanks for the runs, gonna go watch the fight now and I need both hands to shitpost
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>died from a rising wave
kek
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>>187347380
What fight?
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>>187347504
Floyd vs Connor boxing match
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>>187347504
Mayweather
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hmmm
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holy fuck
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ggs guys we never lost once
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>>187347196
I think Grizz is trying to tell you something.
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Need a team sw-1523-7724-4221
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>>187347296
>>187347318
>>187347343
Alright, alright. I had Salmon Run on the mind. I admit I fucked up, but you can infer I meant Splatfest team. What other teams in the game can you pick based on idol?
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Guys, holy shit nice run. No losses with a 80-90 egg average.
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>>187347196
I got like 96k and literally nothing else
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>>187347709
Waifu wars?
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>>187347238
but pearl is too cute
i can't leave her
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>>187347196
and this was from 2 days ago
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>>187347676
Add me >>187346861
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CLIMB THE WALLS DURING GRILLERS INSTEAD OF LURING TO YOUR TEAMATES
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>>187347534
>>187347571
Fuck, guess I'm calling Mr.Grizz to tell him I'm taking a sick day.
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Holy shit, what a clusterfuck
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>that one maws we kept trailing down the pier
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fake and gay
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Good runs guys. Looking forward to next time
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Fug we almost had it
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good shit team, even won the 3 player match
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any salmon run rooms up?
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>>187347864
sent
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>>187347910
the main event doesnt start for another 2 hours I think but there's a sticky on /bant/ already, gotta farm those (you)s
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I don't understand this new map I keep shitting the bed like a motherfucker pls help
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>>187348041
Adding then rehosting
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>???????? players actually show up in the lobby
neat
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God I hate fog.
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>>187348227
Cool
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Hey I haven't done a Salmon Run with /ink/ before, but if anyone needs another player I'll be here nervously hemming and hawing, hmu.
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Are you gonna rejoin, Mugen?
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This map isn't so bad
It seems to fuck up Maws's AI though
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How good is the new salmon stage and are the rotation's weapons as bad as they look today?
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>>187348392
Add me >>187346861
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>>187348392
add me too >>187347676
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>>187347897
^ Fucking this
Just hope your team isn't as stupid as mine
>Get griller teather
>Swim up wall and wait for team take the easy kill
>All 3 other coworkers are running in a circle away from another griller
>Jump down and kill my own griller
>Check on team
>Still running from same griller all in a pack
>mfw
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Who's up for more runs squids
2425-4129-2419
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>>187348445
Weapons are good only shitter complain.
Map seems to be really easy honestly I like it.
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>>187348551
got a lobby here >>187346861
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>>187348551
already have you added bud
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Like five people have added me (SK). Join up so we can get a room of 4.
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>>187348551
me if profresh
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>>187348573
Every wave type has been much easier on this map I feel. Haven't had glowflies yet though...
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>>187347709
Salmon run, evidentlyxD
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>>187348401
I accidentally started looking for a crew
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>>187346910
that's hot
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>>187348701
glowflies are pretty easy
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EZ
We have a really good team goin. Sad we ended on our only wipe
GGs guys
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>>187348693
>if
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>>187348901
I really hope people learn to wall swim. It would make both grillers and glowflies ezpz
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I thought this map and weapon selection would end me, but I actually won all my Salmon Run games with an /ink/ squad. What did they mean by this? Is it that easy?
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I think the biggest reason this map is easier is the high tide is more manageable compared to the other 2 maps Plus the there are lots of choke points to kill any normal salmonoid that tries to go through,
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>>187348701
Glowflies can get a bit messy honestly, but I never thought about climbing a wall to bait them into a corner. Do the Goldies or the crazy chums jump like smallfry?
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>>187349161
When frenzied they climb walls after a bit of waiting
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>>187348551 here, I just started a room.
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>>187349134
I really thought this would be harder, but it feels easier than the other two maps.
Then again, I didn't get a single griller or glowfly round.
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Hey Mr Grizz, any chance we could take some blasters and knock down those shitty walls? That little building is a death trap
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>>187345474
We're just Reddit, but less accepting of minorities
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Good games everyone! It was a lot of fun even though we started losing towards the end
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>pay grade retained
Uhhhhh hopefully whoever is below Profresh is almost there? Hello?
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>>187347648
>>187347726
do you mind if i upload some clips if i find something interesting?
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>tfw I finally got to S+ but with a weapon I hate
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>>187349456
I really thought we would win that last match
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Did they drop the amount to get superbonus? Mine is only 600ish this time
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>>187349456
I'm surprised we only lost twice. That's the best I've ever done in SR
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>>187349537
Go ahead anon. If you were in the team, good job. You guys did great.
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>>187349612
it has always been 600 and 1200
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>>187349612
Did you just get this game yesterday or something?
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>>187349612
It's always been 600 and 1200 squiddo
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>panic ult
>realize I have stingray
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That's enough for me today, Koopa. It was fun!
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>>187349331
Might add that I am hurricane anon and the storms are starting to get really bad. Sorry in advance if i dc
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>>187339902
This is how you turn people gay, anon
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>>187349849
Same here, that map is a bloody nightmare. The only flaws of the other two maps is not being able to see were the bosses are at all times, this map just makes that flaw 10x worse
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Good runs, squids
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>>187349829
I wish they didn't put specials as clicking the right stick
Sometimes I activate it by accident when things get intense
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>>187349490
Was just wondering who that was. Don't mind giving an overachiever a quick boost up but...
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>>187349992
I hate that its r3, especially since there it's not because of already use buttons since L is still being unused.
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Are Salmonids supposed to be sentient?
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Thanks for joining guys. I don't care for that map too much, but it was still fun.
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If you're not Profreshional and not close to it, can you leave the lobby? If you're close, just say so.
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>>187350174
which lobby?
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>>187349963
Yeah, I thought we had it in the bag at first but those last few games were unreasonable.
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>>187350112
>that sentence structure
Holy shit i'm tired. I mean since L is not used.
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>Griller wave on this map
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>>187349957
good,boys are great
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>>187346861
1 more for Salmon Run
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>>187349537
Sure since we were doing great
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Don't try kill enemies if you're the last one alive... Just revive a teammate
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Hey fellas, any rooms got an open slot? How's the new map so far I just got home
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>non-profeshional leaves lobby
>we wipe on first wave
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>>187350626
I need 1 or possibly 2 more for Profreshional >>187346861
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>>187348893
woomy will eat you if you show weakness
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is there a maw quick-kill?
i sometimes see it explode while still being underground
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So /ink/, what do you do if it's glowflies and the quota has been met? Do you stand and fight or just go for the wall cheese?
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>>187350861
Throw a bomb in its mouth
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>>187350861
anon i think you're just laggy
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>>187349858
>splatted by drizzler
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>>187350893
If your team is competent, fight, else leg it
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>people from /ink/ still play the greedy role in salmon run
>has a fast inking weapon and swims away from the stinger to collect eggs
>swimming past others amidst a firefight with salmonids with a flyfish opening fire right by them but avoids to collect eggs
Why are some of you still this shit and pathetic? Fucking help your team mates, if you see them struggling then help them. Stop being so fucking greedy, it doesn't matter who collects the eggs as long as we meet the quota and keep each other alive. Remember to lure the Scrapper and Maws to the egg basket, if you see me or anyone else running/swimming away from one, don't shoot the Scrapper to make it stop. Don't toss a bomb at the already moving Maws, even if it does somehow stop. Collecting and defending 3 eggs from half way across the map is what gets us all killed, but if those eggs are right next to the basket then it saves lives and time.
I swear it's like a fucking race to out do each other here on /ink/. Does it seriously make you feel good that you got 20-30 eggs in a single round even though we lost because you were too busy collecting and not contributing to dealing with as many bosses as you could have? If you have the charger and see a Steelhead, try to kill it. Don't bugger off to the stinger and spam your shot to take it down. Leave it to the nozzle nose, splashomatic, or blaster. Same goes for you three, stop wasting fucking time trying to kill a Steelhead when the charger user is right fucking there aiming at the thing. If they fuck up and miss, no big deal. They're no real threat to anyone who isn't a retard, but you could be off collecting eggs, dealing with those 2 Stingers that keep cross killing people or how about those Flyfish you keep zipping past to get more eggs to your count when we're already 5 above the quota?
And stop using "this way" at the start of a wave when you see salmonids, wait for a fucking boss to show up first.
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>get to profreshional 160 yesterday
>start at 40 today
Is this something I don't know about?
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>>187351034
Every new session always resets you to 40.
>>
>Round ends
>Only one alive
>Teammates slide toward me expecting me to revive them all
>Stand over them, don't shoot at all
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>>187351034
You always start out at 40 regardless of what you did the prior shift.
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>>187350742
>you will never be nothing but a bite sized snack for a woomy
why even live?
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>1200 reached
finally, fuck. either lost outpost sucks, or this weapon set sucks. probably both. back to ranked now.
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>>187350903
>>187350920
What's happening here then?
Maw comes up and just exploded
Didn't even see the green circles or it coming up at all
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>>187351001
I agree with you. I often focus on enemy/boss cleanup and whenever possible luring enemies like Maws and Scrapper near to the basket and rely on my allies' golden egg greed to mop up all the eggs scattered about.
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>>187337089
can someone post me that image comparing western and japanese art in the square and one side is transgender bullshit and the other is really sweet pictures going "this is why we can't have nice things"
>>
Toasty, do you mind if we just keep getting randoms if people don't join?
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>>187351559
Probably had like 1 HP left and someone popped it
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>>187351001
>wait for a fucking boss to show up first
Cannot believe how mad this made me on this map. I enjoy the Salmon Run games I play with you all on here but when you spam "This way!" and then we all turn up only to see you taking care of about five salmonids while the bos has spawned elsewhere really winds me up. Salmonids spawn in any area, with or without a boss
>>
L-3 is so bad for SR. Honestly feels even less effective than the Goo Tuber or Dynamo. At least those weapons can one shot some stuff.
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>>187351001
So what you're saying is, having the bosses simply march up to the basket then get wiped because someone shit the bed is superior to just putting the eggs in the basket one at a time while everyone else covers for you? Been doing that my way with randos and all is well.
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>>187351559
Looks like lag.The net here at my Uni is having problems and is really iffy right now.
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>>187351626
Yeah I got no problem with that
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Is there anymore shit from the lifetime inkage thing on Splatnet? Just checked it now and got a wallpaper.
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>>187351687
Well guess what, you get the H-3 next time!
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>>187351626
>>187351741
I'll join, what's the FC?
>>
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>>187351692
>So what you're saying is
Why even respond to my post if you're not going to read it. You know what I said, stop projecting.
>bosses simply march up to the basket
Again, read the post before posting, I said nothing about letting anything other than scrappers and maws to the egg basket. Everything I said makes perfect sense, if you're so bad at playing salmon run that you can't deal with a fucking maws or scrapper at the egg basket then you shouldn't be playing the game at all.
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>>187351687
It really is. H-3 would have been marginally better
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>>187351001
When I see a Charger aiming, I stay by them to keep them from getting swarmed.I call this technique the Reacharound
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>>187351559
Lag or something.
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>>187351623
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Why would you force yourself to use such a shitty weapon?
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Don't take swimmable ground for granted
Be aware of your surroundings
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I want to drink woomy's juice.
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Silly wipe, sorry
Great work so far anons, let me know if you need a break at all
>hurricane intensifies
Room is back up
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>>187353018
Woomy does have mad fruit juicer skills
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Don't forget to use the walls
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>>187353018
I want to drink special woomys juice
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>Multiplayer maps updated
>Reset room
Why
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>>187353093
It's 4am here so I'm pretty done
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>>187353093
@3/4
2425-4129-2419
Jump in if you have me added
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>>187340756>Fucking a girl and she yells out "Woomy!"
New live goal
Finding a GF that'll put up with this shit's gon be hard.
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>maps reset
>get new crew
>2 DCs
>get swarmed
>lose 20% ranking
fuck you nintendo
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>>187353224
Welcome to the black list you sick fuck
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>>187353329
I wish you luck on your journey anon.If you succeed tell us how rad it was
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>>187350742
What the fuck
humans eyes are 528% better than inklings
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>>187353280
No worries anon, thank you for your time
>>187353303
pls join any pros
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>>187353427
I live on the black list boy
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>>187353018
If you squeeze Woomy hard enough will juice come out?
Or will she pop?
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>>187348445
I think I like this map
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>>187353763
>If you squeeze Woomy hard enough will juice come out?
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>>187353152
Nice
What are you converting your videos with?
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>>187353763
BothShe might even like it if she's "that" kind of woomy
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>>187353852
>first time on new stage
>fog rolls in
I had no idea what was going on
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>>187353912
That's not juice. That'sspecial low-tide ink.
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Maws behave really oddly with high ping. They won't come out until you've stood stood still for over a second, and when they finally do, only then does its ink show up, trapping you.
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>>187353018
I wants to give slut woomy my juice
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>>187353763
Yes. But not in the way you expect.
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Finally got a nice clean looking set of gear. What does /ink/ think?
Time to grind for the object shredder version
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>girl with a cute mii sends you a friend requestafter bullying you for multiple games in the previous ranked rotation
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>he's STILL under level 40
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>>187354113
Dadviators/10
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1 slot left for profresh
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>>187354159
blacklist her ass
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>>187353971
that's my favorite kind of ink
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>>187354113
That setup is real good. Experiment with new hats, but the rest is great.
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>>187354159
Bad news but 99% chance it's a guy, trap, or tranny.
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>two Jet Squelchers
>one Splatcharget
>TC
>oh boy free losses because nobody can aim
>turns out I had a team of marine snipers
man I felt bad for the enemy team, these guys seriously never missed. I just rode the tower straight to the goal while they locked them down in their spawn
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>>187353979
Oh that might also explain >>187351559
I'm from EU and played with presumably NA players, redulting in high ping
Didn't feel like high ping though everything reacted pretty fast and no noticeable delays really
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>>187354113
Grandma what are you doing outside the retirement aquarium?!
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>>187354262
>censoring your name
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>>187353303
Still have one slot open, feel free to join
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>Wave 1
>Fireflies
>Guy who is targeted leaves the house for reasons best known to him
>He's the splash
>Whole team wipes in less than 15 seconds
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>>187354368
>encouraging namefagging
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1 Slot for profreshional
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>>187354262
>level 28
>still B rank
Holy shit that's awful
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>>187354368
no bully zone
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>>187354383
Now hold up friendo I never left the house, a few slipped past and we got overrun
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>>187354383
I haven't gotten glowflies yet and I reached max superbonus already, seems like fun though if you don't have any absolute retards like that.
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>>187353935
Ffmpeg, kinda just followed the original /g/ guide.
https://gist.github.com/19000/3eb8beb985ae27e818dfd1e4461af06d
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>>187354491
I want to bully those tentacles with my dick
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>>187354468
sent
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so does /ink/ know the art of the 殺意の波動?
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>>187354491
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>>187354592
Does this work forMacs?
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>>187354696
>relying on the crutchmachine
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>>187354491
i love this woomy
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>>187354592
Ah, Im using webm converter for retards (i think they had to name it something else) and whenever i want to look at the posted webm on my phone it stutters extremely but yours didn't
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Fuck, I just realize that the ARMS Global Testpunch started yesterday and I missed a good portion of it already.And I own ARMS.
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>get up to 90% on overachiever
>fuck yes finally gonna get to profreshional
>"multiplayer maps have been updated!"
>kicked out of group of randos I was doing well with
>next match get fucked with 2 DCs and using the blaster, wiped on wave 1
>get deranked down to 50
FUCK
I'M NEVER GONNA GET FRESH
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sorry, first time playing on the new map
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>>187355142
>reached profreshional
>teammates consistently competent
>even if lose, usually lose in 3rd wave
>never deranked for weeks
>mfw
Feels good man.
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>>187354496
I don't play In games here, I doubt it was you
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>>187354883
>playing crutchtoon
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>>187354696
I fucking love this thing but isnt this just another bucket? Am I just a dirty Trislosher user by association?
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Would you, /ink/?
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>lost every ranked matched since the rotation started, even lost a 4v3
Man I fucking love Tower Control
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>>187355142
I hear bad things about overarchiever all the time but on my JP eshop alt I ranked through overachiever and that shit was comfy as fuck. Honestly at times it got alittle boring. Maybe I got lucky but compared to higher profreshional paygrades it's a cakewalk.
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what do the e-sports pros use in terms of abilities???
respawn punisher (just learned it isn't as useless as the game makes it out to be) seem really good
run speed up and ink resistance seem most useful too
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>>187346385
Requesting slut woomy getting uppercutted.
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>>187355413
yer darn tootin.
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>>187355413
It would definitely help me find people irl who play this game
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>>187354491
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>>187355413
Yeah, you got a link?
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>>187355413
You bet your fucking ass I would
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>>187355413
Was considering it when I saw it up on theyetee like a week ago
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>inkjet savior
SIMPLY EBIN
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>>187355413
It's pretty subtle, so it wouldn't be too bad to wear in public.
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...Wait a second. Do drink tickets work on the Splatfest Tee?
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>>187355963
Yep. It's especially good with the neutrality.
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>>187355720
>>187355736
>>187355632
>>187355628
https://www.neatoshop.com/product/Salmon-Runnin
Have fun anons
>>187355792
I haven't paid attention to the site for a while to give my wallet a break
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>>187355963
Yes, but it's only a 1.5x boost so don't expect one every roll. I've gotten a significant amount though.
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>>187355963
the 1.5x EXP boost does. The actual ability modifier doesn't.
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thats not the salmonid's head and hair... thats their helmet.
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Sniping two people at once is the best feeling in this game. It is the only thing I squidbag/booyah for
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>>187354491
Those tentacles are THICC
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>>187356313
The best kind. Tentacle thickness slider when?
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>>187347238
i think the team youre trying to pick
is mayonnaise
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Anyone get a cohock turret wave yet?
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>>187355330
Nah, Normal bucket and the Sloshmo are fine.
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>>187356897
Yeah
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>>187356897
Yep, they're pretty easy.
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>>187356897
Yes. The Cohocks are easy to kill because they have to go in mostly straight lines, but the bosses can be harder to kill because they also follow straight lines making it harder for turrets to kill them
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Getting tired of tards guarding 1 egg spamming "THIS WAY" while more important shit is going down
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>>187356897
I have.
No, it's not fun, Squidding is basically death at low tide.
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man i hate gusher waves
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>>187357453
Likewise, they seem extra spread out on this map
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>>187353303
One spot open pro SR come join in the fun before this hurricane ends me
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>>187357660
Dropping to add friends rq
>>187356897
A few, it's not too bad but since they spawn closer in it's v ery easy to become overwhelmed
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>>187357151
I only spam this way for 3+ eggs
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>musselforge TC
This is the one stage/mode combo that I can never git gud at. Any tips? I'm using regular slosher.
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>>187357729
They made Marina's dialogue a lot better recently. They started trying to give her banter but she just sounded like a bitch and didn't fit her actual animations. Now it's much better.
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>>187352205
Well we all know once a key player dies, shit sort of hits the fan. Of course YOU of all people should know this, right?
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Thanks for the games SK, I was trapped in the last few rounds. I tried to leave the past 4 rounds of Salmon Run but the game wouldn't let me, it kept readying the next round and forced me to play.
There's something wrong with my B button of all things so I couldn't jump at the right times and kept swimming off ledges into the water and that's probably why I couldn't leave too.
Is it just me or are the Steelheads broken on that map as well? They take about a full minute to start chucking bombs at you. There was a moment, about a wave back I think, were three of us were at the egg basket just waiting for one to start up a bomb but it just wouldn't.
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>>187358079
You don't have to get on the tower to get up to the enemy's side of the map, there's a little path off to the right side that can let you flank them.
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>>187358079
literally just won 3vs4 at Mussleforge TC with the Sloshing machine. My best advice I guess is to use heights as your advantage in this mode. Pouring ink down and throwing it up over stuff is easy kills and theres lots of those walled areas where you can just harass them. Also you're so fucking good on the defense because you can just drench them from above.
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>Profreshional player keeps shooting scrapper's shield, even after he is down
fuck, we desperately need a higher rank than profresh. not just because there are still a bunch of bad players, but because I want to start off against harder waves
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Is there really any reason to play salmon run after the daily bonuses?
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>>187348186
the big poles help you figure out where you are spatially it's ez
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>>187358343
Your post has absolutely nothing to do with my post, did you mean to post to someone else? didn't even mention anything about key players dying and my previous posts are talking about when a "key player" is still alive but fucks off to fight a boss their weapon isn't suited for while they zip past a boss that's perfect for them.
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Man the Nozzlenose is REALLY good in SR. My friends complained about it but it takes cares of everything really easy. It was my main for awhile before moving on to other things, but after tonight I might have to roll with it again
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>>187358640
you still get paid when you do overtime, and if you just dont want to play ranked or turf war SR is fun just for the sake of it
Also why does Mr Grizz pay you half your wage when you do overtime when overtime is supposed to be worth 1.5?
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>>187358625
Don't forget that chargers shot goes right through and deals damage. The blaster can also deal damage from the front if you aim just above/to the sides of the scrappers thanks to blast damage so it might look like they're hitting it's front
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Every time mr grizz tells me I'm the best employee he's ever had it feels like he means it.
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>>187358310
She still has banter, but now it's balanced out with sweetness and returning fire from Pearl.
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>>187358849
>chargers shot goes right through and deals damage
wait it does?
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>go to collect an egg when you forgot to put the one you have in the basket
>think you have an egg and trail all the way back and realize you forgot to pick one up
It's that kind of dayand I'm mad as hell because of it
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>>187358670
Well everything you complain about isn't really even a fucking problem to begin with. It's fucking salmon run, you're sort of supposed to be greedy at every fucking moment in the match. Why reach the quota slowly and pussy out when you can play recklessly and cash out big time? Why complain about players doing random shit when it's not even fucking hard to begin with?
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>>187358892
canned response
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>>187343969
These weapons are so fucking shitty for glowfish
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>>187358737
There's a lot of weird cases where broken PvP weapons become useless in SR and some niche weapons really shine. It's one reason it's my favourite gamemode.
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>>187359023
>Boss Salmonid dies
>everyone swims to the eggs at the same time
>you're the only one who doenst get one
I mean theres no point of everyone going but it does feel kind of badman.
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What is with the Steelheads on this map? They never fire. Had one where it cornered someone and they couldn't move nor could they die because the chum couldn't get to them.
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>>187359023
>go to collect an egg when you forgot to put the one you have in the basket
God damn I do this way too often
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>>187359109
I unironically want the Dynamo back, that fucking roll is unreal
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>>187355531
This is my build for ttek and most other shooters
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>>187344050
>her
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>>187359225
>when you flattened your first cohock
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>>187347238
>Implying pearl doesn't have the exact same taste as me.
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>>187359226
Does bomb defense even have a use? I never felt like it every did anything useful, outside saving me from a random missile once or twice.
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>>187359226
>swim speed
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>>187359226
>people already maxing out weapons
I need to step it up
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TADAIMA
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>>187359392
You should be using it on any weapon that expects to directly engage with people. You will be encountering bombs, inkjets, and missiles often enough that it matters.
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>>187359193
I find it weirdly adorable, like it doesn't perform well under pressure so 4 inklings staring at it just makes it freeze up.
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>>187358849
That wasn't what was happening, and it would've been way quicker to swim around even if that was the case
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>>187359193
They're trying a diplomatic approach.
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>>187356053
>https://www.neatoshop.com/product/Salmon-Runnin
Front or Back /ink/?
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>>187359392
1 sub turns inkjet indirects from a 2 shot kill to 3 shots.
You can survive two burst bomb directs with 1 main and 3 subs, and if you have armor then bomb splash damage wont break it.
Extremely useful all around
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>>187359048
>Well everything you complain about isn't really even a fucking problem to begin with
Go argue with someone else you fucking cretin, I was done complaining about this hours ago. No one would bring up these points if it didn't really matter and if it wasn't a problem. Do you like losing in Salmon Run all the time? Would you rather be the person that ruins the game for everyone else risking their rank because it's not a problem? None of what I said is "random shit" it's things people do all the time. Read a post and the chains before replying, retard.
Do me and everyone else a favor too, post your FC and your name so we can remember that you're a shitter who doesn't care about team work or coordination in a teamwork and coordination orientated mini game. I'm done.
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>>187358625
I know it does nothing but I keep doing it anyway
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>>187359705
Front so you can see all the shitty Grizzco employees react.
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Do you miss TC without gates?
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>>187359895
Nope, checkpoints a best
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>>187359747
>1 sub turns inkjet indirects from a 2 shot kill to 3 shots.
>You can survive two burst bomb directs with 1 main and 3 subs, and if you have armor then bomb splash damage wont break it.
What, why wasn't there a fucking video covering this already? Shit sounds wack as fuck.
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>>187359154
This happens far too often for me too, now I just swim away if I see more than two players going after one boss in hopes I can take something else down by myself. Drag a Maws to the basket, take out 1-2 Flyfish bins or stall a Scrapper for easy eggs.Only for my team mates to wait in hiding till I've killed them, swim up and grab all the eggs before I get a chance
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>>187359023
i do this a lot
ever tim
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>tfw 100% profreshional in salmon run.
>tfw can't play with /ink/ because I dc constantly.
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>>187359226
>bomb defense
>increased damage to things with like 1 hp
>nothing but swim speed on a shooter
Wut
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tfw your weaponfu is never ever coming back
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Post yfw you get matched against someone from /ink/
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>>187359048
>making salmon run take 2 hours instead of 1 hour to get 1200p because of greed just so you can maybe post a screen about how you got most gold/power eggs one time
Oh yeah I sure love moving back and forth between Pro 40/100 and 20/100 and getting 40p per run.
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>>187359883
Fine. Front it is. Now for the important part100% BLACKorBlue (Da Ba Dee)?
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>>187359491
Play a lot of Salmon Run.
Get drink tickets.
Just keep playing with them boosting you until you get a clothing item to 2/3.
If you don't get the third one, use 30 chunks on it to get the final slot.
If you only get 1 or 0, reroll.
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>>187360101
>not understanding the meta of the game
do you even competitive anon?
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>>187360103
>wanting the octcrutchshot back
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>>187360146
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Hurricanefag still at it, got two spots in my room currently
2425-4129-2419
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>>187356053
hmm black or turquoise?
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>>187360101
I've been using object destroyer foreverbecause it's on the sandalsand it does make it so even incidental damage one shots that shit. Not horrible.
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>>187360213
he said weapons, not gear. look at the turf inked on that tentatek.
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>>187360249
Sent
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>>187359848
Looks like I struck a nerve, all those loses must have sucked. Also, you forgot one thing.I only play with randos.
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>>187360146
I got paired with a st/ink/er in salmon run randomly the other day, thought that was pretty neat.we lost
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>>187360191
Black only because there's no salmonid slime green option.
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>>187360249
That picture is so good. Whoever drew it should get a medal of some sort
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>>187360191
Blue because something something water
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>>187360213
Is it better to reroll if you don't get the sub you want on the first slot, or wait it out for the second and third? The urchin can scam me for only so long.
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>>187360275
For the longest time I thought they had no health points at all, until I hit one with a low damage weapon. I don't think I've ever failed to destroy one in the rare case I saw one.
I think I'd rather have anything that comes up more often. Even walk speed, since generic combat buff.
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>>187360402
It kinda looks like this smallfry is furiously shitting out that green ink
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>>187360541
Wait it out, only exception is splatfest tee.
>>187360249
Still need one more
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>>187360146
I got matched against one of the the level 50 S+10 people in Turf War, they splatted my inkzone pretty hard
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>>187360191
I think that blue complements the logo. >>187360419 is right though, they need a slime green option.
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>>187360318
Who cares about maxing weapons?
>>187360541
Well, you never reroll unless you have all the slots filled anyway. The cost doesn't change. So always wait. Plus the ability chunk cost doesn't change regardless of slot.
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>>187360541
>reroll
Fuck, meant "scrub"
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>>187360681
that anon obviously did. and the other one obviously meant scrub, not reroll.
pay attention to context
>>
Have not done Last Outpost yet, so please excuse any early fuck ups.
T.
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>>187360513
>>187360191
I'm gonna get a blue one just because I like wearing the blue hoodie ingame
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>Demolish the first two waves easily, 30+ eggs each wave
>Final wave is a medium tide griller wave
>I get chased by 2 grillers with the nozzlenose
>Easy, evade and allow my team to see its back, going around safely
>Team walks into it and dies
>Revive
>Team walks into it and dies
>Revive
>Spend the next 2 minutes barely evading these grillers since nobody is inking or shooting at them or whatever, so I'm trying to make a path with the Nozzlenose and not get run over.
What the fuck, assholes?
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>>187360275
object shredder is important for breaking armor with dropoff shots and bomb indirects. Really helpful for maps like mussleforge and humpback especially.
Any other bonus it gives is icing on the cake.
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>>187360357
>Looks like I struck a nerve
If you'd have read my posts beforehand you'd know the nerve was struck long before you replied, pretty pathetic trying to take credit for rage that someone else induced
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>>187360101
>>187360275
object destroyer makes burst bombs break ink armor with indirect hits, its a great set up.
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>>187360901
No worries
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>>187361096
Probably whomever had the coverage weapon wasn't dealing with the shitty mini mobs. All the weapons in this set are more precision based, so coverage sucks ass in this SR.
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>>187361252
But Tentatek doesn't use burst bombs. A splat bomb should easily destroy ink armor indirectly unless they're using bomb defense or special power.
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>didn't take any damage from enemy
>swim under enemy's ink cloud
>didn't see much damage sounds and my squid didn't seem too damaged
>you have been splatted by ink storm!
How the fuck did I get killed by an ink storm? I thought it only kills if you're badly hurt or some shit.
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>>187361173
Well that's just fine and dandy, but I don't really see why you're so bothered. Like I said salmon run isn't even that hard to do with an uncoordinated team of all things. You probably lost fucking once and just got set off, didn't you? I genuinely believe that exactly what happened.
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>>187361608
It 100%s you if you stay under the whole cloud, from end to the other.
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>>187361608
It does do damage, it just doesn't tell you that much. From full health you'll last a couple seconds.
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>>187361608
You would have to be under it for a considerable amount of time. It's best to just side step it and hope to god the cloud doesn't follow. Being in the middle of it will hurt.
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How do I get all the amiibo gear at once? I'm past level 10.
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>>187361126
meant for
>>187360101
>>187361537
most people in competitive are using bomb defense, and the meta comps right now are always using armor, usually two weps with it.
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>>187361752
>objective is at crucial position
>enemy shoots rain cloud
>whether you win or lose depends on if you're brave enough to go through the ink storm
>yfw
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HOLY SHIT I FINALLY DID IT
I know /ink/ says getting S+ is a mathematical eventuality now, but for whatever reason I was shitty enough to be bouncing between S and A+ constantly until now, and it's great to have shit finally pay off. I guess the move speed buff and getting my gear together pushed me over the edge.
Time to get shit on by good players and let my team down.
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>>187362027
I know that, but I don't know how exactly bomb defense and ink armor work in conjunction.
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How the fuck do you survive the glowfly round?
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>>187362114
how long to derank?
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>>187362114
Also I swear to fucking god the game gives you less points for a win the farther into S you are.
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>>187362114
I fought with you a few matches ago. Good luck in S+, anon.Hope you don't mind if I steal that shirt
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lol oops
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If you get Grillers, the high ledge behind the basket is a good spot to hop up and down between to stall the griller ai.
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We doing any more rounds or is everyone done?
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>>187362208
The game gives you points based on the 4-squid power level of your opponent. Win against a team stronger than yours, and you get more points.
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>>187362207
How fast can you derank?
>>187362197
Bunch up near the basket and let them come to you and murder the stream of them. You kind of rely on the sploosh user this time around, unfortunately.
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Tried to get my Jet pack going before I got swarmed, didn't help coworkers
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>>187362114
Still proud of you bro. Good job and great weapon choice.
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>>187362225
Steal the fuck out of it my man. Thanks for the carry.
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>>187362231
didnt realize we had two abandon ship when i pressed start/that it was rotation
i'm done with sr for now
ggs
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>>187361608
That's only an illusion; ink storm will rain dick on you if you underestimate it
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So I stopped using the crutch bucket because I wanted to improve my aim. I went down two ranks but after some struggle I had a good win streak and made it back to A.
The tri slosher really is easy mode.but it's too much fun
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>>187361608
It does a shit ton of damage if you stay under it enough.
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Anyone else still doing SR? Or is everyone taking a break to see if /sp/ implodes.
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>>187362197
The guy with the least useful weapon stands by the basket to collect while everyone else staggers shooting into the crowd, near the basket, from a perch.
As long as you don't stop firing and your team isn't stupid enough to waste their fire on something that's already taking it from two other people, you should mop up.
The real problem is when you have a fucking moron on your team that decides that running away and trying to hide is the best course of action.
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>>187362197
It's just an unfortunately slow weapon loadout.
>>187362324
Np, thanks for all the runs tia et al, the hurricane keeps getting worse so I'm gonna take a break to cook in case I lose power.
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>>187354696
i think they added more range to it, the gun overall has a nice kit the chicken bombs are good to scare people from hidding spots and the stingray is great to finish people away from your arc shots
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>>187362875
fixed pic
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>>187362114
>I know /ink/ says getting S+ is a mathematical eventuality now
The only ones that say that are the discord tryhards who know the game like the back of their hand. Of course it's easy for them to get S+ if they already are used to it
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anyone up for some league?
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>>187362051
Sometimes you just gotta bite the bullet and hope for the best. Pretty much it.
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>>187362707
gonna do some more SR in about 15 minutesbut I'm not pro
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What happens if you save the splatfest shirt to an amiibo and load it after it ends?
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>>187362051
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>>187363093
>TC
lol
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>>187363231
It'll load as the basic tee.
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>>187363290
>being a shitter
I bet you don't even climb the tower, faggot.
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>>187363340
then go play alone if you think are hot shit
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>teammate disconnects because I took an egg to the basket instead of helping him take out a lone scrapper at the edge of the map that he ended up dying to 5 seconds later
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>>187362051
Think about it this way: if your e going to lose by not going through the ink storm, you go and hope for the best. If you're winning, you don't go.
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>>187363290
I'm S+ in the other two mode, but I'll be damned if I suicide into the enemy to kill them all, only to have no one sit on the fucking payload.
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>>187363498
>Dying to a scrapper
He deserved it.
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>>187363093
nvm, found a bud
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>>187363629
Even if he's using a shitty dynameme roller and is in a corner next to the water?
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How'd I do team flight?
Also, any kind anon willing to remove the image blur for me? Don't have photoshop
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>hit 4k
I think that will pay for my chunk habit for another day or so, time to clock out
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>>187363736
>shoes has quick respawn
It's shit.
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>>187363698
>willingly engaging and being cornered by a lone enemy on open ground
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Fellow charger mains: has anyone found a way to make the Goo Tuber a less shittier Squiffer?
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Why is farming chunks so damn time-consuming?
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>>187363698
>fighting an enemy that follows you by the water
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>>187363987
Triple subs are supposed to be a long-term goal.
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please tell me theres a pro room open
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>>187363556
If you don't concentrate on the objective you won't win. I have splatter the entire other team in rainmaker only to have my three tammates sit around inking the ground until inrespawned and grabbed it.
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>>187363987
Source?
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Just survived a wave 3 with 5 Stingers spawned on the shore. Three teammates got wiped with one volley, in between that, the Maw, a Steelhead and apparently two Drizzlers.
Fuck. Still won.
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>>187363698
Are you a faggot who just using meme to mean 'anything I don't like'?
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>Splatted T H I C C!
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>>187364223
why do people name themselves as dumb memes people are gonna forget about
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>>187364135
You can only have 4 of any one boss spawn at a given time.
It's not nice to lie.
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>>187362947
it actually outranges the trislosher which is so fun, and the attack is WIDE as shit so you can just clip them do death
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>>187363736
I'd buy them
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>>187364304
because they dont care to adopt an identity and use a joke as a username so they can make a profile and play games
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>>187363978
There is no way unless they patch it so you can't charge hop. The only thing it does differently than any other charger besides have shit range and take forever to charge is holding the charge while swimming, and everyone can already do that anyways.
I guess maybe you could try a ninja squid assassin thing since you don't have to pop out of the ink, but you will almost certainly be a detriment to your team.
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>>187364378
>when you get the direct hit with the slosher machine
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>>187364194
>not knowing that the dynameme has been a thing for years
https://boards.fireden.net/_/search/boards/v.vg/text/Dynameme/start/2015-01-01/end/2017-08-21/
Literally neo-/ink/, everybody.
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>>187364475
my favorite thing is when they run straight at me and I jump up and splat them from above. It feels like I'm dunking them
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>>187364458
>unless they patch it so you can't charge hop
Splatoon team is usually pretty smart with their patches, but I really hope they don't do that. Charge hops are too precious.
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>>187364458
ninja squid doesnt work with the goo tuber, since swimming while charged still shows the fully charged light where you are.
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>>187364512
>neo-/ink/
leave, every board says this and it means absolutely nothing
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>>187364223
I'll never forget a guy named DANK MEMES that idled in spawn the whole match. In ranked. He wasn't even afk, he was walking.
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>>187364662
>damage controlling this hard
I bet you didn't even play Splat1 fag
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>>187364662
Why would every board say "neo-/ink/"?
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>>187364458
I had a goo tuber on my TC game and I wanted to kiss myself because I knew I was gonna get a crack. What ended up happening was the goo tuber rode the tower the entire game doing nothing and we won because someone actually bothered to ride the tower
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>Ninja squid down the corridor then around the corner into a large pool of our ink
>Shitter immediately turns to shoot at me still submerged
>This happens 3 times in one match
???????
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>>187364705
Kind of like this guy?
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>>187364805
You can still hear people swimming around with ninja squid, alternately you just picked shitty hiding spots
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>>187364854
That guy looks like he's having some issues. DANK MEMES looked me in the eyes when i respawned, gave me a Booyah! and continued to sit on his ass
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>>187364805
How is he a shitter if he's clearly good enough to be able to spot you before you realize he spotted you?
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Chatting in the locker room with your teammates!
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>>187364715
in fact i did, from start to finish. i remember every time the krakon splat roller got nerfed, along with the kraken itself repeatedly. shit deserved it.
>>187364716
>neo-/a/
>neo-/v/
>neo-/m/
etc etc. shit happens all the time and means very little
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>>187364383
Thanks anon!
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>>187364990
My woomy is taking the picture
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>>187364990
Where's the 4th teammate?
>>187364961
There was an anon that talked about purposely throwing matches to get himself to derank, it might have been that guy
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>>187364990
Bet like 10 members of Team Invisibility are in that locker room as well
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>>187364990
me invisible in the corner
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>>187365019
>neo-/a/
That's the fastest way to get told to go back to /v/, faggot
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Are there any other regional items besides those two limited shirts?
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>>187365075
the 4th is an invisible boy
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>>187365180
really? cause it happens all the time when i wander over there and nobody gets called out on it
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>>187364990
Locker room brojobs!
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>>187365203
>>187365103
>>187365149
>being in team invisible means you automatically have invisibility powers
It's about what powers you want, not what you'll get...
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>>187365063
That's a tall woomy
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>>187365369
That's hot
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>>187365184
There's four total exclusive shirts.
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>>187365238
do you think the boys comb eachothers tentacles in the locker room?
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>>187364980
He was using an Aeromeme and still got splatted 2/3 times, just annoying.
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>>187365415
And every ablilty on them sucks shit
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>>187365424
Of course, those big floppy things would be way too hard to deal with on their own!
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>>187365369
even better
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>>187365484
>bomb defense
>shit
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>>187365415
Okay thanks.
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>>187365058
This is the cutest god dam thing i love her so much
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>>187365435
>aeromeme
You answered your own question. They instinctively ink turf and that includes that tiny patch you're in.
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>>187365548
Wait shit what? Which one? Please tell me its the green tee
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>>187364538
Wow okay the thing is 100% complete shit and without a niche.
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Well that fight was anti climatic.
Any profreshs want to do SR?
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>>187365415
Im going to japan soon, i dont quite understand how to get it ,do i just buy the game from 711,buy merchandise.
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So who are some /ink/ grown squids? We got Bucket man, slut woomy and special woomy. Anything else?
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>>187364805
We told you not to use ninja squid
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>>187365923
this one
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I dropped down to overachiever yesterday after a few bad runs with shitty weapons. Overachiever is super easy, and the only reason I'm not in profresh right now is because I have shitty teammates. Not that that's really a bad thing, it's pretty chill down here.
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>>187365923
Business woomy
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>>187366000
She hasn't found her niche yet
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>>187365784
That one has quick super jump. The brown FA-11 bomber has bomb defense up.
>>187365848
The wiki says the exclusive gear is from the japanese website. At best, they might be released on Mynintendo.
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>>187366037
I was about to say, Squid Taxes forcedmemed his woomy into relevanceAnd it's adorable
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>>187365923
/pol/'s nemesis.
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Finally got to play on manta marina and holy shit is this one of the best stages in this series. Might even be my new favorite. I just love how big it is and how it constantly feels like there is a lot to explore.
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>>187364854
I really need to learn to super jump to spawn when I'm fucked
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>>187366106
antifa woomy just needs some dick
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>>187366081
Aw hell. At least my second favorite is good
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>>187365923
What about Special (woomy) Saver?
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>>187366115
This
After all the new Splat2 maps feeling so claustrophobic it's nice to have one with some space in it.
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>>187366253
The hero we need
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>>187366115
I just enjoy for once we have a map that prevents teams from easily boxing each other in.
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>>187366309
The hero she deserves
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>>187366253
>Saw a guy playing splatling with all special saver on
Fucking why
It must have taken so long, just to get stingray?
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Any SR rooms open?
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>>187366253
>9 sub saver slots done as a joke assuming it's not shooped
>meanwhile I can't even get one gear with 3 subs
Fuck this gay earth
>>187366358
Did you mean special charge up? I saw someone who had that setup and I remember them wearing a beret.
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>>187366358
Sounds like a special guy who needs to be protected as well
>>
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Hmmm...
>Favorite Band
>Main
Death Grips and Dynamo Roller
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>>187366081
the only information i can find on it is https://nintendowire.com/news/2017/05/18/splatoon-2-x-7-eleven-campaign-reveals-new-merch-exclusive-game-clothing/ and the 711 website,both seem a bit unclear.hopefully i can get some codes and maybe share if i have extra
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>>187365369
it happens
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>>187366487
Protecting this smile is no joke
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>>187366548
>pic
>SS Jr/Hero Slosher
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I did it! I made profreshional!
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>Grillers are completely neutered by climbing up the walls on the Outpost.
I love this map already.
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>every Splatoon manga/doujin features turf wars
>none of them feature ranked battle
Why are Japs so bad at this game?
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>>187366487
>Did you mean special charge up? I saw someone who had that setup and I remember them wearing a beret.
It might have been that, I don't really remember
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>>187366548
>Porcupine Tree
>Squiffer
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>>187366021
you literally need like 10 eggs or something in Overachiever in round 3, you can just solo that shit
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>>187366801
smallfry can spawn on top of grillers and kill you if you do that though
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>>187366487
>done as a joke
I think it's for Splashdown superjumps
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>>187366773
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>>187366548
ABXY/Chirpy Chips
Splatling
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Hang on Lun, adding someone
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Connor lost
50-0 for the nig
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>>187367253
???
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>>187367236
Reopening room and added >>187366383.
Chock Rush is pretty fun on this level I wonder where the overwatch cannon is though.
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>>187365923
French Woomy
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>>187367312
Some wrestling shit going on today, I think
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>>187367312
Mayweather vs McGregor
>>187367395
boxing
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>>187366970
>special saver-kun splatted while protecting special woomy
>bully squid points tentatek at special woomy
>"I'm going to enjoy this"
>superjump marker appears
>"Fool. So eager for more pain?"
>turns to aim at marker
>suddenly splashdown warning
>"N-NANI!?"
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>>187366832
That's because turf war is recognisable to anyone with a passing familiarity of splatoon, whereas ranked modes are only known by people who play splatoon. It can be assumed that anyone reading a splatoon manga/doujin knows turf war, but some readers who don't play and just like the character designs wouldn't know ranked modes. Thus, if you included ranked modes, you would want to include a description, which wastes space for something more substantial.
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>>187367554
Who reads a Splatoon doujin without actually playing the game?
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>>187367554
But there's like literally no ranked mode representation in these manga/doujin whatsoever.
>>
So a while back, This American Life did a feature on flight vs. invisibility https://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/178/superpowers
"In the end, it's not a question of what kind of person flies and what kind of person fades. We all do both. Perhaps that's why, when I put the choice to myself, I'm hopelessly, completely stuck. At the heart of this decision, the question I really don't want to face, is this. who do you want to be, the person you hope to be, or the person you fear you actually are?"
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>>187366548
Squid Sisters
Splattershot family, but I jump between weapon types as I feel like it
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>>187366832
this sort of counts
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>>187365923
Hurricane woomy
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>Ranked all the way down from Profreshional to go-getter because people can't seem to understand how the new map works
Holy fuck I'm sorry Mr. Grizz, I tried my best. I spammed THIS WAY so hard my fingers hurt and nobody listened. Why the fuck is this allowed.
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>>187366548
>Favorite band
Off the Hook
>Main
Chargers in splat1, still deciding in splat2 (but probably not chargers)
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>>187366548
Wet Floor
Jet Squelcher
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>>187367324
Waiting on you for 2 minutes
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>>187367792
Should've stuck with /ink/ rooms.
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>>187367757
>Cute art
>Doujin
B-bad things don't happen to these sweet children right?
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>>187367908
this one is really depressing
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>>187367897
>Wet Floor
>Jet Squelcher
My nigga
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>>187367902
>communication error
Oh what the fuck...
Sorry lun. I'll set up another room and try not to move my switch around so much.
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>>187367904
Every time I've played with /ink/ they've sucked more ass than randos. I saw some dumbass run directly into a griller twice.
>>
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>>187366548
Squid Sisters
Dynamo Roller
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>>187367732
What is the gist of that podcast? Been meaning to listen to it, but I don't know if I wanna just jump into something so long running
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>>187367908
>snuff, vore
I'm good.
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>>187367936
She deranks?!
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>>187367757
>dat forehead
Is that Pearl at the bottom?
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>>187366548
Squid sisters
Splat brella
Used to run Carbon roller till the brella came out, then I fell in love. Maybe one day we'll get Marie's Parasol as a brella.
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>>187367607
People who don't own a WiiU or switch but want to get one?
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>>187366548
High tide era and octobrush since it came out in splat1. Though, I'm liking luna and sloshing machine in this game. Brella too, but it is such a risk in solo queue
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>>187366539
Sent it and nothing so far.
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>>187368101Source?
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>>187366548
>Turquoise October
>pic related
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>>187368726
Ika no Gohan
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>>187369582
That looks like a miserable experience.
I'm not sure what weapon results in ass fucking more: splatlings or rollers.
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>>187369582
>crutchling
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>>187360146
idk anybody's name from /ink/ so no pic for mfw
surprisingly this thread isn't full of people posting their squids constantly so I don't know anybody here.
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>>187370369Red Velvet
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>>187356307
I didn't even know it could happen until eralier today
Holy shit though
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Holy fuck what are you even supposed to do if 3 people on their team have ink armor? They used 10 across the whole game and it felt like they had it up 24/7.
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>>187370948who?
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>>187353451
and Inklings are cat sized too
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