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Plate armor edition

Dark Elf Let's Play:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phpMYkFodkE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7e3jCd62C0

New World Map Full Reveal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vq6EORl57A
https://www.totalwar.com/blog/eye-vortex-campaign-map/

Total War: WARHAMMER 2 – Skaven In-Engine Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8EQ1KNkpmw

Norsca - Launch Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vhEhC40BNw

Roster Reveal:
https://www.totalwar.com/blog/lizardmen-army-roster/
https://www.totalwar.com/blog/high-elf-army-roster/
https://www.totalwar.com/blog/dark-elf-army-roster/
https://www.totalwar.com/blog/skaven-army-roster/

>FAQs and General Info
https://pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN
http://www.twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2191-Total-War-WARHAMMER-Modifications

Last thread >>187300747
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THIS THREAD HAS MY CONSENT
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>>187329167
>>187329302
>>187329461
T E A M
F A N T A S Y
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LETS POST SCREENSHOTS
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wood elves are the worst. my shielded infantry melt like fucking butter
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LOVE ETERNAL!
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What do?
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>>187328914
>>187329063

I tried both and ultra is kinda a big performance hit sometimes, the bigger scale is nice but not sure if it's worth going down to ~40fps for

I guess fps isn't super important for the game though
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>>187330141

Form a line across the map

Push forward until pistliers are all dead
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>>187328996
I just realised, have we seen any pictures of the High Elves Gate Guard? Will they be High Elves Swordsmen or something?
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>>187330004
Let mammoths storm ahead and draw the fire and then rush your infantry in
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rollan
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>>187330448

Thats a good shot
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>>187330228
I was thinking put Sigvald next to my marauders, hope there's a forest and move them there. Todbringer might charge and get killed and let the pistoliers lose bullets on the trees. Use warhounds and horses to try and catch exhausted pistoliers.
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>>187330408
the archers would make short work of my mammoth, no?
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>>187330627
>let me tell you about Orcs
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>>187330448
>gaylord should ruin electorlord
>electorlord has really good stats
>y
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>>187329865
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G O B L I N S
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poor little chaos boy
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>>187331002
I like varghiest faces
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>>187330423
roll
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>>187330423

Rollan
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>>187331193
me too
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>>187330423
Anything but greenskins
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>Fucking threadwar
>In /twg/

This general really has gone to shit.
Can the mods please just delete one?
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>>187331193
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>don't want to fight chaos for the 1000th time
>also don't want to be a pussy
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>>187331567
well if you choose to join him you every single faction declares war on you save for beastme, though he brings in 8 elite chaos stacks so wiping out the empire is easy
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Place your bets folks, which birb will emerge victorious?
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>>187331498
>total
>war
>general
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>>187331737
MAMMOTHS
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>>187331737

What did Tzeentch mean by this?
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>>187331498
the other one was created first, and both links were posted at the exact same time, so which one do they delete?
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>>187331498
>thread
>war
>general
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>>187328935

this thread was pretty ocmfuy
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>>187331498
Really lives up to its name doesn't it

>>187331864
Ours has more posts and ips. It's only a matter of time before Team Spearmanii surrenders.
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I love my map.
>empire crumbling due to norsca and chaos
>elves purifying peasant shits
>border princes completely sheltered from all the fighting by my mountains
>Badlands owned exclusive by dorfs

Admittedly a lot of dwarfs had to die to keep the border princes safe but they've been shitting money my way with trade agreements
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>>187331737
>tfw pretty disappointed they just added another off-hue Lord of Change for the people that should be all about Khorne

It was a good opportunity to throw another greater daemon into the mix. Why would there be two Lords of Change wandering around at the same time, much less fighting each other.
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>>187331864

If the mods don't have any guidelines that would decide then they can roll a die to decide for all I care.
The general not being split is more important than the fee-fees of whatever OP gets their thread deleted
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>>187331916
>tinier thread
>8 posters
>half the posts
nah
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They really need to buff the Empire at some point, especially if they keep the chaos invasion in the grand campaign. Last three campaigns I've done, Chaos razed almost the entire Empire in the first wave before Archaon even showed
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>>187332063

What turn is this, and how did dark blue git so gud?
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>>187332234
Dark Blue is me, as Belegar. Turn like 150+. Think more like 180, I am in a battle right now. Legendary campaign.
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I get bored of every campaign about 50 turns in.
What do?
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COOL FUCKING REINFORCEMENT POINT
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>i used the ror hellcannon or any hellcannon
>barely does any damage
>enemy has it
>completely destroys one unit on the first hit

Yo like wtf is this bullshit
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>>187329471
I AGREE
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>>187333081
>barely does any damage

What on Earth are you talking about?

My Hellcannon is 500+ kills every battle.
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>>187332110
>why would Tzeentch do something incomprehensible or work cross-purposes
Oh you.
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>>187333081
To get more kills with the hellcannon, let it fire and then take manual control right after, you get two shots and quicker reload time
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>>187332494
Play a game you like
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>>187330141
>Boris Todbringer
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>>187333081

>>i used the ror hellcannon or any hellcannon
>>barely does any damage

You must literally just be the worst at video games.
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How long do you think this vassalage will last?
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>>187333987
Five turns.
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These pups were kind enough to form a nice orderly queue for Volkmar to kill one by one.
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>>187330141

>Using Chaos Marauders

That was your fatal mistake.

Even with half the number of units, if those had been Chaos Warriors you could literally just take the shots until Toddy-boy and his horsieboys ran out of ammo

Pistoliers do fuck-all damage against armored targets, especially shielded armored targets
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>>187334257
Such good doggos
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>>187334257
good doggos
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>>187334257
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what does /twg/ thing about the latest and greatest Empire skin?

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=975670432

He does a bunch of other ones for the other Empire subfactions, with more to come
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>"Sir, they've got us surrounded!" you hear the driver call out
>"I know, dammit!" you hear the commander shout. "Just keep firing" he yells up to the gunner
>terror grips you as the long, probing tongue of some of some chaos abomination snakes its way through one of the windows into the hull interior
>the commander grabs a hatchet and starts hacking away at it, blood splattering everywhere
>before being drafted you used to dream of leaving behind your boring life as a farm hand
>now at the far reaches of the world you want nothing more than to go back
>all you can do is keep loading the main cannon
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First Total War movin' through
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I wonder if GW feels bad about blowing fantasy up after the huge success of TW:W. It's not the sort of game you could make with AoS (though you could maybe go the 4x route for that).
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>>187334680
I tried it, but it makes the empire faction too white and the red didn't seem to stand out enough for my liking
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>>187330423
Cucked
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>>187334746

I don't think they feel bad, but they're probably regretting not putting off the end a little. Perhaps cash in on some of the new Warhammer Fantasy fans the game generated.

Too late now though, and they'll suck cocks in hell long before they admit THAT mistake.
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>kill sigvald
>kill kholek
>their army wont rout
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>>187334680
Why hello there mister new reaction pic.
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>>187332110

>They surprise us with another daemon prince in TW2
>It's another Tzeentch lord.
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>Verminous hordes erupting from the ground
>spreading plagues and ruins
>loss of soldiers means nothing

It's clear what CA are setting up for in the next game.
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>>187334684

Fury: Warhammer
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>>187335079
kek
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>>187334926
bitch
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>>187335079
Cow Cow did nothing wrong
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>>187335056
>white uniforms and imperial guard helmets

His other reskins are good but this one is shit
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>>187328996
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1120180673
Thoughts on the mod so far
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>>187334680
Too much armor, like usual
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>>187335056

That's a helmet retexture, right? Or did they finally figure out how to import new models into the game?
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>>187335079
DELET
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I finally won my first WRE Legendary campaign yesterday. i still have ptsd

Also after I defeated Sassanids, Huns, ERE and every other major threat I basically auto resolved a bunch of shit the last 40 turns until I built the buildings and reseached the techs needed to meet the Major Victory condition.
>achievement unlocked
>veni vedi vici
"oh cool what's this?"
>fight every battle manually
G.......G CA
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>>187335468
Idk man haven't tried it. What do YOU think about it?
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>>187335468
It gives GS and Beastmen AI almost permanent waaaghs and herds, makes them strong as fuck
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>>187333987
Vampires LITERALLY ALWAYS break their vassalage with you. I learned this the hard way when I vassalled Mousillion so I could turn and fight chaos. 20 turns later they marched 3 stacks up to my border and declared war, effectively dooming me and the world go Chaos.

Long story short, genocide all vampires
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>>187335923
It's the End Times all over again.
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>>187335923
>t. stuntie
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>>187335298
Are these the Hung?
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>>187335726
With that achievement it's normally the smallest of small victories
>>187335884
Has the empire survived in your games, and what other mods were you running
>>187335978
No that was Manlet shanking 6' Gelt
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>>187335468
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1120180673
Its pretty good so far, havent tested to see if its compatible with cataphs teb and norse dwarfs though. The greenskins are running around with pretty nice armies in my dwarf campaign
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>>187335978
Worst part was I thought they were coming to help me against the Chaos tide, I had no defenses on the West side of the Empire so they just had free reign to demolish. Since that day I have never bothered to make any treaty with the undead.
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>>187336313
Yeah they have a province or two at turn 50
using more slots for capitals and tier 4 small settlements
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>>187334680

I prefer Dyrarins Empire reskin, the lore friendly one. I don't like his other reskins but this one was good imo. Never liked that the vanilla State Troops have no leg armour at all. Some going without is fine, but none at all on a single one?

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=849918459

It's not perfect though, it adds some Free Company stuff to the State Troops.
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>>187330423
Rollin'
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>>187336967
>i dont know who dis git iz but im gonna stab him.jpg
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>>187336967
Way to go, Mush. You'll get a paragraph in the next Army Book.
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>>187336967

SCHEMES
C
H
E
M
E
S

TZEENTCH ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>187336720
I dropped Dryrain's after I saw unshielded units with shields strapped to their back
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Whats the oldest general you've ever had

Without mods
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>>187336967
What the fuck is going on in the Badlands
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Haven't been up to date w/ tw, has there been any news on new history stuff?
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>>187336967
SCHEMED
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>>187337232

no

just a bunch of shit in development probably gonna know what it is by end of year
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>>187337160
I believe certain games link longevity to rank, so for example a very high ranked general lives longer than a mediocre one. Off the top of my head some guy in Attilla was in his 100s.
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>>187337232
Yeah CA said since fantasy has been selling so well they decided to just drop history all together since it would be a waste of time and money. sorry senpai
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>>187337232

Yeah first Saga is inbritain or something

also some anon posted[me/spoiler] a pic of a woman with a greek/celt helmet from artstation
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Why can't we get somebody other than Darren playing during trailers? He really really fucking sucks at the game. Is it just because if someone good was playing it would highlight how awful the AI is, how fast battles are over, and how 90% of rosters are completely pointless?
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>>187337068
>Implying it wasn't part of the plan to cripple Archaon so he's forced to remain a minion and can't get out of control
>Implying Tzeentch didn't learn from alternate timelines that Archaon gets a little too big for his britches after the End Times and is making adjustments

WHEW
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>>187337321
Didnt they say there would be more history games than fantasy this year?
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>>187337092

Did you go with something else or just went vanilla?
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>>187337187
im doing an azhag campaign and got sick of fighting dwarfs, so i occupied kadrin and have been bulling vamps ever since.
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>>187336967
G O B L I N S
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>>187337453

uh in development maybe, and if they mean to be released then that probably means total war arena beta + historical flashpoint
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>>187337446
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>>187337445
Him sucking is the only thing making the battles look remotely close and interesting. Any competent player could have made that 50/50 battle look like a complete joke
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>>187336967
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First contact with Chaos in my VH/VH campaign, gonna b fun
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>>187337352

It's too bad that this is their crowning achievement, they'll never come close to the (((diversity))) that Warhammer has let them get away with. They'll never have something as different as Humans with spears fighing Shrek on a giant pig, they'll be stuck with different colored humans on different colored horses with some shiny metal attached here and there.

They'll never have trolls that walk into a line of people and start smashing them around, they'll never have Dragons, they'll never have Lizard-Centaur people that shoot lightning, etc.

They're always going to look back and remember that the game they're currently making has no hope of being that interesting.
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>>187330423
rollin
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>>187337445

Darren used to make TW videos, I guess CA liked them because they fucking hired him.

Anyway since he can't justify his existence by making a video every month he's also a game designer (apparently making youtube videos makes you a competent game designer), but when the time comes for a video he does what he was hired for.

Funny thing is, he doesn't even like warhammer tw, he said so during the launch streams on his personal twitch channel.
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>>187337834

>tfw you genuinely think Victoria Total War is just as interesting as Fantasy

If they're making another game set in fucking Antiquity or the medieval ages I think I'll skip it.
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>>187337829
where the fuck is your cavalry holy fucking shit
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how do I into tree hitler
it's like there's walled keeps everywhere around me so my initial turns have a lot of downtime spent simply waiting for attrition to set in
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>>187338006

Didn't have high enough stables yet before setting out
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>>187337610
This is what I intensely dislike about the Orc/Dorf campaigns. Badlandsbowl is unbelievably dull, but also absolutely necessary because:
1: You have to wipe out the main Dwarf/Orc faction to win
2. Even if you didn't, the Dwarf/Orc faction would gobble up the entire badlands and become virtually impossible to defeat in late game.

Which is pretty silly considering all the Greenskin characters are famous for fucking up the Empire and/or High Elves with the exception of Skarsnik (who, ironically starts right next to the Empire and isn't as crippled as Belegar by the lack of K8P.
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>>187330448
8,5/10
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>>187337782
I could see it now.
>"Here come the High Elf forces, I'm going to drop all my bombardments, hydra bresth, blade wind and all my other AOE spells all at once and wipe out most of their infantry."
>"Murderous Prowess is up and we haven't even hit the melee yet isn't that amazing?"
>"Now I've tied up their general with Malekith, the Khainite Assassin and the Hydra"
>"She's dead, the rest are running, easy Heroic Victory"
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>>187338068
remove the goblins
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>>187337581
I've been using Ado's lore friendly reskin. It gives them puffier sleeves and look more frilly overall. The uniforms are a bit brighter. I like overall, and I think it fits considering the stats of empire infantry compared to other races. Heavily armored empire just doesn't feel right to me. I especially dislike cosmetic mods that make a point to get rid of the floppy hats.
But unfortunately Ado's isn't perfect. If you look close some of the variants have weird clipping in the sleeves or the collar that looks out of place. It's like the unit is wearing two different shirts to get the effect he was going for. It only bothers me if I look really close though.
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>>187334746
Why would they feel bad? Everything is progressing to plan: they're getting mad videogame money and don't have to maintain that bloated model line any more.

AOS isn't the big success they'd hoped for but 90% of Fantasy had been losing money for decades. They've streamlined well.
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>>187335518
Looks in-line with what dark elves wear and get as armor ratings.
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southlandsbowl = badlandsbowl
>Southlands is the most isolated area on the map and the smallest continent(less regions/cities than Ulthuan)
>Lots of gold and gems produces tons of money every turn
>Southlands is extremely defensible and easy to consolidate
>Last Defenders, Zlatlan, Tlaqua, Tor Elasor and Fortress Dawn surround Clan Mors
>Lizardmen will inherit it 95% of the time without player interference
>Repeat of badlands bowl
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>>187338680
>forgetting araby and kangz

Settra is going to grind the rats and lizards to dust under the wheels of a thousand chariots, mark my words
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>>187337782
>moves hydra out of combat for no reason other than to try and stop a chain route
>ignores enemy horse archers (who were too retarded to just cycle charge his exposed crossbows and bolt throwers)
>shoots his own troops with bolt throwers for no reason
>ignores abilities for the majority of the match
>ignores enemy lord all together
>completely forgets he has cavalry and acts like he planned that all along despite the fact that the AI is too stupid to protect its ranged units
>doesn't even bother just deleting the dragon with his ranged units

I really hope he isn't actually that retarded. And none of the other battles are any better. I don't think I've even seen him really use control groups or actually properly micromanage his units.
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>>187338680

>Lots of gold and gems produces tons of money every turn

Source?

>Southlands is extremely defensible and easy to consolidate

How exactly is it extremely defensible?
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So as Bretonia the best route is to get the Anti Orc talent and farm the rebelions that pop up for 20 turns right?
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>>187338680

Can't you wipe out the dark elves as tyrion, settle the ruins. Then take over the North part of the Southlands and confederate with your fellow elves through influence 'n shit?
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>>187338680
*blocks your path*
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>>187338841
I really do think it's intentional, a good player would have made that battle look boring. Most of us don't feel any sort of thrill unless were outnumbered 2:1 or more because of how bad the AI is.
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>>187338680
There's some really cool minor faction starting positions on there. Hopefully an Oreon unlocker will be done by the time I finish my first campaign.
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>>187338680
Yeah, it's going to be fucking atrocious

I wonder if it's possible to mod it out somehow
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>>187339083
I wish CA would actually spend time and money overhauling said AI.
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>>187338680
How do you know it has less cities then ulthuan? If you go by just provinces the southlands has more (17 to ulthuans 12). We also don't know what resources are produced there, and lizardmen have 3 factions surrounded by possible hostiles (skaven to the south, undead to the north orcs and dwarfs to the east wood elfs in the middle). It's far more likely that the undead factions will grow large either having one consume the other and become a powerhouse early on, or they ally and split the continent. Clan mors only starts out at war with the fortress of dawn elves, while the main thing that shaped the badlands bowl was the dwarf starting out at war with 4 orc factions.

Everything you said is baseless speculation
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Did CA ever confirm if the ruins occupied by skaven other than Mors and Pestilens at the start of the game would be randomized?
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>>187339083

It's not because the AI is bad, we spec our shit to give goblins 70 MA and we have all the tech trees and shit to aid us, the ai just gets that 5 or 10 LD buff at higher difficulties, Warhammer is so similar to rome 2 where lybian infantry would beat oathsworns through tech buffs.
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>>187338680
>SS'ildrator

Cat got on CA's keyboard again
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How is vanilla TW:WH? I've played with mods for so long that I've forgotten how it was
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>>187339203
Maybe some day. The problem is overhauled AI isn't as flashy as matched monster fighting and wouldn't sell as many copies. Normies are much more interested in watching a Dragon tackle a T-Rex than having engaging battles
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>>187339342
Have they even suggested it?
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>>187339491
doubtful
>after one playthrough the whole ruin settlement thing becomes pointless
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>>187339409

This, I find no enjoyment from these battles, I wish magic casts were fewer but more impactful and you let armies decide the battle, I want to see tiny soldiers duke it out and try to outmaneuver each other.
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>Rome 1, Medieval 2, Shogun 2, Warhammer
>10 minute (tops) battles with a 20v20 stack, can be closer to 5 minutes
>Empire, Attila
>20v20 battles are mostly 10 minutes long

Which is better?
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>>187339367
It's honestly fine now with Empire starting with Reikland. I played a campaign only with the camera mod and Greenskins Settle Anywhere and it was great
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>>187339367
It's good, a lot of mods fix problems that haven't existed in vanilla in over a year of patches.
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So going through the achievements, I saw this

"The Stuff of Legend Win a campaign battle in which you are outnumbered 10-to-1."

Seems like the kind of thing you'd need super high tier infantry for. How do you guys think this could best be accomplished? I'd say with high elves but apparently their stats are shit because CA hates them. So dark elves vs skaven slaves maybe?It'd still end up being like 2 witch elf/whatever units versus a full stack of clanrats
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>>187339565
Just like there's no point in playing dwarfs, greenskins or bretonnia more than once.

These campaigns are on rails.
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>>187339686
20 mammoths
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>>187339342
They won't it would completely ruin balance if say all skaven clans end up starting in naggaroth, though knowing where the skaven start won't completely ruin the hidden settlements as you still won't know exactly where the skaven expand.
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>>187339686
Or I guess you could do 10 dragons against 100 rats, maybe
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>>187339686
Wood Elves basic infantry stats suck, too, but with lord and tech buffs they become amazing.
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>>187339686
anything vs vampire counts with tons of zombies and skeletons
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>>187339409

>Maybe some day.

In over a decade since Rome 1 the AI has improved a little but is still hardly good. A true overhaul is not happening
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How do i get gud with wood elves
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Who do you think will be the unique faction DLC's for WH2?
we already know we're getting Kings
Araby seems like a good idea to me
Some kind of pirate faction seemed hinted at which would probably include Vampire coast
That's three so far, but WH1 had four faction DLC's not including Bretonnia which was already in game. I was thinking a Demons of Chaos faction would be possible. It would go well thematically since we have Lizardmen in this game, and since they would probably start north above Naggarond that would balance the map out fairly well too I would think.
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>>187339686
That shit it's nothing that any dwarf from whatever hold couln't do
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>>187339621
Attila hit the sweet spot, Rome 2 tend to be a bit too long because greeks suck at killing but are tanky as fuck and there's lots of greeks.

>>187339686
Easy, monsters and heroes, even fighting a battles where the enemy has a single unit would be enough.
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>>187339954

Spec into the red tree and murder everything with ranged or melee. Cause you can buff basic infantry to insane levels with them.
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666 losses in true chaos fashion

on another note: who else here is drunk as fuck?
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>>187339281
Learn to count, Ulthuan has more than 20 settlements. You are retarded if you think that Dwarfs and Wood Elves are the enemies of Lizardmen instead of the Greenskins and Undead right next to them. Undead have more enemies than just each other like Sundenberg who start at war. You are actually braindead if you think Clan Mors will only be fighting Fortress of Dawn in even the first twenty turns. And no, the war between Dwarfs and Greenskins wasn't what made the Dwarfs usually win, it was all the advantages like the Gold mine, dwarf armor, and geographic positioning. Everything you said are the ideas of a moron.
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>>187340057
Do i use eternal guard or Wildwood rangers to protect my archers?
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>>187339983
I doubt daemons of chaos will be in this game
Dogs of war seem more likely as a minor faction at the end of the DLC cycle for WH2, since they can shove in ogres in there and for ogre kingdoms for game 3
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>>187340057
This plus Waywatchers and Wild Riders (shields) are already OP

On sieges I swap cavalry and archers for trees
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>>187340229

Depends on what you're fighting and what office the lord is in. But Eternal Guard is more tanky and Wildwoods are more killy. They both have anti large and AP I believe as well.
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>>187339954
Turtle up while researching diplomacy and army buffs, scrap with beastmen and goblins a bit, then ally with brettonia, build the tree, confederate the rest of the forest and then win via insane economy and easily defended territory
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>>187339945
Well I'm interviewing a CA employee next weekend at PAX West I'll make sure to ask about AI. I'm sure I'll just get a dodgey non-answer though
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>>187339763

Playing as a pseudo horde with Grimgor/Azhag is pretty fun desu. You won't be fulfilling the Victory Conditions but nobody fucking cares about those in Total War after you've beat a game once.

>Medieval 2 SS campaign
>need 50 cities
>mon visage when grinding down the Fatamids, who have taken all of the Middle East and Turkey
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>>187340229
Wardancers to intercept enemy flankers. The basic ones will ear through anything that gets around.
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>>187338680
Can anyone see the shadowgor?
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>>187340363
"The battle system is getting more and more advanced with every release so we're proud of how our ai has grown to handle that challenge."
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>>187340453
>Playing as a pseudo horde with Grimgor/Azhag is pretty fun desu.

If only there was a mechanic from a previous TW game that allowed you to abandon your own cities and become an horde faction maybe they could have used it.

It's a shame.
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>>187334226
>>187335923

So far so good though
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FOR THE EMPIRE
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>>187331045
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>>187340521
Northwestern Niggaroth
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>>187340663
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>>187340628

Especially strange given that the ones that designed Warhammer are the ones that designed Attila. I guess they either didn't have the Charlememes or it didn't fit their "vision".
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>>187340601
Something like that. "Were always trying to improve our AI with every installment, stay tuned for updates!"
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>>187340628

>The way they cut content from earlier games instead of keeping it around

It doesn't even make sense when the game uses the same engine and literally uses the same code/tables. I am pretty sure I can find empire total war references in the databases of Attila.
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this guy jumps up and slaps your GF's ass

what do?
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Back in June 21014, the little Ukrainian software company Game-Labs LLC and designer Nick Thomadis produced a gem of a Civil War battle game on Gettysburg, 1863. It had a sort of a TW (Total War, the series of games by Creative Assembly) feel, and it should have. Thomadis has long been known as the king of TW modders, to include his DarthMod AI improvement system.

Now at the very time the Colonies seem so eager to refight the “recent unpleasantness between North and South,” how appropriate that on 14th July 2017 Nick and the lads have dropped the second game in the series – Ultimate General: Civil War. Think this is just Ultimate General: Gettysburg with a bunch of extra historical battles to fight? Well, guess again. This newest to what I hope are a lot more edition is what the Total War series could have been and should have been, historically accurate with a healthy garnish of elegant simplicity.

Put it all together and you have an (more-or-less) historically accurate wargame that focuses the player on his job as an army or corps commander using a simple but elegant system that not only works seamlessly, but actually looks close to the real thing. Forget refusing the left regiment in your brigade. That’s not your job. Plan, support, launch, react and watch the fun as your troops do theirs. For $29.99 US, it’s shekels well spent.

And CA-SEGA take note! This is the way a wargame is supposed to work.
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>>187341004

>gf

You're fucking hilarious
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Has anybody here ever actually managed to get a faction to agree to terms when the likelihood of success is Low? Or is it just straight up impossible?
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>mfw patiently waiting to sharpen my shield
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>>187341089
Low = no from my experience
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>>187340937
just because it has the same file structure doesn't mean that every table would have a use in the game. You still have to design and test it before adding it to the game.
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>>187341019

t. Darth

I already got your game anyway.
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>>187341089
Supposedly some guy managed
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>>187341004
Begin the wild hunt.
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>>187340740
>that nose
>those eyes
If only he were rubbing his hands together.
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New chapter of Historie

Now with added greek boyfucking
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>>187341432

Is this what trve vnderstanders read?
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Do you guys think The Vortex will be a good solution to the lategame problem?
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>>187341019
Was this written by Arch? I can hear the smugness in each sentence.

>And CA-SEGA take note! This is the way a wargame is supposed to work.
Good lord, what a fucking prick.
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>>187341432
this is the one where the guy goes to dacia right?
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>>187341252
lies
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>>187341554
I still don't understand why anybody would watch Arch, he's whiny and uninformed. Is it literally just the accent? Is that all it takes to get viewers?
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>>187330102
This is cute.
Isabella is cute.
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>>187328935
>>187328935
>>187328935
If our thread is to become general, ruler of all /twg/ Pathetic histfags btfo
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>>187341554
Don't criticise /ourguy/ please
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>>187331045
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Anyone have an Attila facton roll image?
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>>187339983

Guaranteed 100%: Tomb Kings
>Duh

Highly Likely: Dogs of war
>Were an official army in the core warhammer tabletop.
>New World Colonies, possibly Sudenburg and Pirates of Sartosa. Yeah Sudenburg aren't Dogs of War but they are less likely to be Elector count style empire soldiers.
>Tie in DLC to Warhammer 1 and the combined campaign map.
>It's easy to do and like anon said >>187340253

Likely: Araby
>Official army in a spinoff to the core warhammer tabletop.
>8 provinces currently under crusader rule. Possibly 9.

Could switch Araby and Dogs of War with likelihood. In terms of content DoW is far more likely but in terms of map Araby is far more likely or has more 'reason' to it since the colonies have such a pitiful presence.

Likely: Vampire Coast
>Had an official if tiny roster in a white dwarf magazine around mid 2000s
>CA FUCKING LOVES EM VAMPIRES.

Less Likely: Strygos (moved/limited to one province with arrival of Tomb Kangz)
Not going to happen: Amazons or Pygmies. Amazon Unit in one of those neutral warbands? That's likely.
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>>187341749
Another glorious victory for patrician fantasy total war
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>>187341837
Big hint for Araby was during the flyover where the announcer said it was "currently occupied by Brets" which implies it will be changing down the line.
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>>187341963
>the announcer said it was "currently occupied by Brets
that's just how Darren speaks
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>>187341750
Some of his lore stuff is okay but all the snide comments about total war and CA just come off as masturbatory. There's only so much you can hear people complaining about the same shit before it comes off as a big circlejerk.

>>187341963
Will be replaced by tomb kangs I bet
They will likely need some minor factions as well as all the LL factions
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>>187341539

In the same way that Shogun 2s Realm Divide was sort of a "solution".

It'll be fun a few times maybe but after a while, you'll have a good idea of how to handle it. Until we get a good AI (so never), the only way to provide any kind of challenge is for the enemy to outnumber the player, heavily. They've done this before, there's always some "thing" in the endgame that shoves you into a fight against one or more strong foes: the Roman Civil War in R1, Mongols/Timurids in Medieval 2, the Realm Divide in Shogun 2 and now Chaos in Warhammer.
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Guys, it´s my first campaign of Norsca, and i chose fight against chaos but i only have 2 armies, Wulfrik and Throgg , how i should face theirs armies? they´re razing my cities, and i have to stop them, but they are too powerful, any advices?
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>>187342107
Maybe, I think it was a hint. I also believe CA wants to reskin and resell that Mammoth. I'm optimistic though because Araby is one of my most desired factions.
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>>187341821
/twg/ please I need to roll
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>>187341794
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>>187341893
>coolest skaven
>not in the game
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>>187340937
>>187340892
>>187340628
Sorry goys we had to cut up that feature so we can add it to ogre kingdoms and market the faction as unique and new.

Also I hope you goys are ready for ogre paths and ogre food.
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>>187341837
When will you learn? DoW and Vampire Coast isn't happening, CA bases everything on the campaign and there is no reason to have a full army for the New World Colonies, Sartosa and Sundenberg are entirely different and will use Empire rosters. Kislev had a better chance for becoming a faction than DoW, DoW could only ever be a mercenary mechanic like in previous TW's unique to each provinces.
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>>187341893
*Reveal face*
Gruuuuuuuuud-

GEEEEEEEEEEEES
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>>187342229
Just play Franks
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Always read old warhammer books, there's just fun pictures in them
>>187336682
Cosmetics won't clash, but what about magic mods
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>>187341432

sauce
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>>187341821
>>187342229

Here you go bby
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>>187342282
>Franks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDa3jtqBKDY

>>187342349
appreciate it anon!!! Will save so I have it. If you have a Shogun 2/FOTS one I'd apreciate you posting that aswell
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>>187336682
Whilst this elf doesn't seem much bothered or just got LANCED
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>>187342452

I got you brudda
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>>187341749
>subpar edition with no his news in the op and campaign posting/screenshot sharing removed because it triggers shitposting fantasy fags survives

congrats retard
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DWARFS ARE FAGS
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>>187342519
but 00 is the only way to get dubs
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>>187342667
Why did they remove dubs from /vg/ anyway?
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>>187342165
I think it'll be better than Realm Divide in the fact that all your allies aren't going to suddenly betray you
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>>187341963

Ah I missed that, cool.I look forward to it as Saracens are always my jam though not being able to mod in new models will hobble me.

I went to look up those southlands wood elves and saw the origin concept of Oreon Wood elves and the Knights of Origo: http://www.solegends.com/citrr/1rr02origo/index.htm

Could make for an interesting concept of a mod. Knights who are able to frenzy/go berserk, their miniatures elude to a canonical justification for foot knights of bretonnia.

>>187342268

>Vampire coast isn't happening
>The majority of Warhammer 1's DLC was Dwarves and Undead despite the story being about the chaos invasion.
Before Norsca you may have had a point but with Norsca and their coquettish responses it's clear they are interested in doing more than just the old comment of "only the 15 official armies". There's more material for DoW and the Vampire Coast than there was for the Norscans who didn't have any army list to speak of.

Not to mention by your logic there won't' be any tomb kings because the TK are only interested in their gold, their sand, and kicking Nagash in the teeth. And your argument implies CA is going to hold off on nickle and diming us on more content and more DLC to sell. They will be able to come up with any kind of hand wave for why DoW or Tomb Kings or Araby are interested in the vortex.
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Over 600 hours in this game and I have never played Greenskins and I Never Will.
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>>187342573
You =
B T F O
T T T
F F F
O O O
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>>187342779
because mods hate fun
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>>187342880
git
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>>187342268
Nah, what you do is make DoW a horde faction (so that there's at least one "good" horde faction) that has a campaign objective of getting a shitton of money. You setup a psuedo settlement in a port town by paying money, where you don't actually conquer anything but can recruit armies and troops there if all your current ones die. You roam around, ask to join wars with factions, get big bonuses for after battle looting, hire units from other factions depending on what territory you're in. You don't give two fucks about the vortex but it's hilarious looting ritual sites, stealing their shit, and selling it back to factions later on for big dosh.
Something like that, but I wouldn't be upset if they were just expanded special mercenaries.
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>>187342779
To stop spam posts and numerous posts where it was just Czech em with a picture of Harold shipman
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>>187342667
>>187342779

Wait you can't get dubs? Why the fuck am I just now learning this
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>>187330423
SIGMAR BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY
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>>187342867

Also handwaving for why the VC are interested in the vortex is easy as fuck. Vampires love magic. They want lots of magic, the VC are among the more magically inclined factions due to their lack of sufficient ranged. So Vampire Coast rotting pirate-king wants the vortex so he can become a pirate Nagash. Tomb Kings want vortex to combat Nagash who wants it to become even bigger. DoW want it because they don't want to fucking die.

And when I say DoW I mean it as a catch all for Estalia/Tilea/Sudenburg/Pirates of Sartosa/Colonies. Not for the mercenaries themselves.
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>>187342519
>I got you brudda
Based anon. I was gonna play Atilla but I'll roll for this
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>>187339409
Didn't people complain about monsters not having 1v1 matched combat animations though?
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>>187342880
Same they're just gay, I haven't done dwarfs either but the game is fun enough without them
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>>187342237
rat master race
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>>187343043
>ROTS
...rerolling
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>>187342931
>using this much brain power when we know rogue armies will be the second or third DLC
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>>187341743
Look at TotalBiscuit. He can't play for shit, has no idea about anything even in the most casual games, glorifies indie garbage, a typical 30min "review" consists of 20min of footage of the graphical settings and 10min of advertisement for his shitty merchandise or next stream or whatever the fuck. He also constantly shits on his fans and is a huge cunt on every social media.

Still tons of people are watching him simply because of his voice.
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>>187343137
git/wazzug
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>>187343137
>I haven't done dwarfs either
>he hasn't TAKEN BACK EVERY HOLD
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Does anyone not use resized heroes
>>187330423
Who shall the advance AI rape and on what difficulty
1-4 normal
5-8 hard
9 very hard
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>>187343293
I've watched some TB videos and honestly he doesn't seem as bad as he's been made out to be.
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>>187342930
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>>187343270
i didnt even think about that
now i want it

rogue armies, going around as horde army and being able to recruit from,multiple races but having limits on best units and some in fighting like marauders with chaos

but what would the LL be like? there has to be at least 3 and all of them would be different races i quess?
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>>187342867
>Before
They will do more than the official armies, like Araby and Chaos Dwarfs.
>More
These units were all there as part of FW lists and supplements, the only thing CA did was slap a Norsca banner on them.
>Not to mention
Let me explain to you how dumb you sound
>hurr 1 settlement minor faction = 10+ settlement major faction with tabletop army
That's a false equivalency and absolutely not implied by my last post
>Nickel and dime
Of course they will, but not wit DoW.
>Come up with any reason
It's easy to come up with reasons for actual civilizations and nations like Tomb Kings(Settra undo Nagash curse/Become empowered again) and Araby(Increase winds of magic/More genies to capture), but DoW? A bunch of mercenaries who know near nothing about magic, let alone an arcane ritual in the middle of Ulthuan? With no civilization, no state, no logistics to back them up or support them? Even as NWC or Sartosa it makes no sense.
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>>187330423
>>187343426
>mfw gobbo archers
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>everyone gets excited by the possibilities for rogue armies when they are initially announced
>first one we see is just a group of goblins
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>>187343440
Just you wait until you realize he actually thinks his opinion has weight in the industry and he considers himself like a fucking Roger Ebert of video games or something.
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>>187343590
>he considers himself like a fucking Roger Ebert of video games
He is a Roger Ebert of video gaming
>no taste
>self-righteous
>idiotic
>childish
>anyone with half a brain can tell his opinion doesn't matter
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>>187343537
>chaos dwarfs cucked out of official army status
>chaos dwarfs so unimportant they're put after mother fucking araby
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>>187343579
The archers may be gone but the memes will live forever
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>>187343736
you forgot
>both have cancer
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>>187337829
Only 1 unit of chariots?
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>>187343758
To be fair, Araby has cucked every other minor faction and even factions that had armies like Kislev.
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>>187343440
it's funny, i don't remember anything about him but reading his name evokes a feeling of hate and the idea of absolute faggotry, yet that vid with the skaven he did didn't really bother me other than him being an absolute shitter
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>>187343590
I don't think he does. His argument is that he's doing better than traditional gaming news outlets like IGN, and I don't think that's wrong. He also likes EDF and that makes him alright in my books
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>>187343829

withtin my comprehension?
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>>187343736
I know critics of all kinds have their enemies but Roger Ebert has overall pretty good taste and is almost always fair to every genre of movie, be it trashy or arthouse stuff.

>inb4 that one time Ebert didn't like your favorite movie which makes him automatically wrong in his 40 fucking years long career
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>>187343960
God he's so bad at Total War, I find it so hard to watch people blob their infantry in any video I just have minimize it and listen to the commentary or i'll lose my shit.
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>>187344015
>that he's doing better than traditional gaming news outlets like IGN
That's actually 100% correct, but traditional gaming media is just a bunch of shills, anti-shills, and retards. It's not hard to be better than that. It's probably the lowest form of journalism I can think of, not even fucking Gawker is as scummy.
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norscans make the best carpets
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>>187344285

Total War: jpeg
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>>187344285
lovely
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>>187344015
He's just as bad as something like IGN, he's just on the other side of the spectrum. Instead of hyping up the next CoD he's hyping up the next indie turd or busy sucking off Blizzard.
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>>187344235
You're entitled to your incorrect opinion, but the fact is, Roger Ebert had an exceedingly poor critical style and was objectively wrong about most movies. Here are some of his top picks. JUST. Some of them:
>2002: Minority Report
>2003: Monster
>2004: Million Dollar Baby
>2005: Crash
>2006: Pan's Labyrinth
>2007: Juno
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>>187344143
Every time I faced chaos I shuddered as I opened the battle screen expecting a chariot stack.
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Best TW trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7TCFkdFr6g
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>>187344525
That's not horrible taste? I have no idea what Monster is though.
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>>187344525
Pan's Labyrinth and Million Dollar Baby were good, but definitely not top picks. The rest not even close, he was a hack.
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>>187344569
OVER THE ____ PERHAPS
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>>187344632
>That's not
Pleb detected
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>>187344272
Games media doesn't have much alternative, unfortunately.

>>187344434
He has called out people on their bullshit and that already makes him better than IGN in my books. I'm not going to blame him for liking indie games or stuff from blizzard, I just don't have to pay any attention to it if I don't want to.
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>>187344569

OVER THE ALPS PERHAPS was better
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>>187344525
Million Dollar Baby and Pan's Labyrinth are pretty good movies. Fuck Juno though.
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Where have the ratposters gone?
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>>187344632
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>>187341893
*continues walking because you aren't going to be in the game*
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>>187344693
>He has called out people on their bullshit

You mean like that time a few weeks ago where he got a guy banned from an event because the dude asked "Are traps gay?" and TB then went on a Twitter crusade to defend his ugly trannymonster friend which wasn't even attacked in any way but he still pretended like he did?
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>>187341837

Aren't dogs of war supposed to be mercenary scoundrels? Why would they care about the vortex?
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>Slann floats like 3 fucking feet off the ground

WHAT IS THIS. I'M TRIGGERED, THE WHOLE POINT OF THE CHAIR IS A COMMANDING VIEW OF THE BATTLEFIELD THAT LETS YOU CAST SPELLS OVER EVERYTHING
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>>187344815
Don't address them, they might return.
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>>187344815
back to rebbit
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>>187345015
anon

you are the slann
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>>187344569
>tfw no American civil war mini campaign
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2tzKr7B0IE
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>>187344525
>he didn't pick my favorite movie of that year so he's incorrect and dumb and childish and retarded and wah wah waaaah

Nice argument. Meanwhile the guy worked for 40 years as a professional and is pretty much considered the second most important movie critic of all time.
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>>187345015

If they're floating too high how are the Skinks supposed to pat that THICC stomach?
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>>187345108
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>>187344815
ratposts? lel, they don't exist xD
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>>187345157

Just play Darths masterpiece Ultimate General Civil War :^)
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>>187344569
WITH AN ARMY OF CHARIOTS PERHAPS was better
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Orion is super fun to play with. Guy does so much range, and melee damage. Having alot of fun with the Wood Elves. Why do people dislike them?
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>>187344235
>>187345162
>le 40 years career XD
>Literally repeating what you wrote there
It's good to see simple-minded Plebs who are impressed by authority and not content or logic like you.
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>>187344942
No, I was talking about the time he called out polygon for acting like divas about being blacklisted from some publishers' marketing and pretending it was a big deal, or that time he called out the creator of this soundtrack for a game who was going on a DMCA rampage on youtube, or that thing around the time gamergate was going on and he had to point out the ridiculousness of the whole thing.
The whole trap thing goes to show what happens when you bring ebin internet memes into real life, and I honestly find it hard to care either way.
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>>187345167
THERE IS A DEDICATED SKINK ATTENDANT ON THE CHAIR WHO'S SOLE JOB IS TO DEFEND THE SLANN AND PAT HIS STOMACH
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>>187345364
>and I honestly find it hard to care either way.

Yeah, the companies he "called out" feel pretty much the same way.
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>>187345162
not him but i'm a bit wary of "professional acclaim" in art/entertainment as it just looks like circle jerking retardsto me
like everyone sucks le corbusier's dick but here's what that guy wanted to do to paris
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>>187345326
After having them stab me in the back so many times in my brettonia campaigns I have a inert hatred for them, not to say they are a bad faction meta wise, just a big trauma on my part...
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>>187345354
Putting a "le" before it and a "XD" after it doesn't make it wrong, neither to petty insults Mr. Logic Man.
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Am I supposed to be able to issue these commandments as wood elves?
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>>187345489
And?
Speaking about it has value even if it's not like a mandate from heaven to fundamentally change how things work.
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>>187345646
delete this immediately
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>>187345542
Except they don't, Corbusier got a lot of criticism himself. There are not a lot of professional people in the business who go on a rant to show how Roger Ebert is a fucking idiot because, well, he simply isn't.
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>>187345646

Khornes bloody glory!

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=744844351
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Brettonia play where I vassalise all the other duchies and stay to my borders
Or
Ahzag world conquest
What do people want to see campaign posted here
>>187344942
>Cancerman has a tranny friend
Tell me more
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>>187345714
Except every time it does work he implies or even downright claims it's all thanks to his "investigative journalism" and not because thousands of other people said the exact same thing.
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>>187345646
I fucking knew Neet elves where Chaos worshippers.
Athel Loren needs to be cleansed
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>>187345619
>muh ethos
>appeal to authority
>appeal to time
You have only stated that he has a 40 year career and that somehow makes him the best critic. Yet, you have failed to provide any content or substance as to why he should be a good critic. I am forced to conclude that you are severely mentally impaired.
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>>187345326

mel gibson
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>>187345805

Azhag. Recruit nothing but goblin archers.

Also, consider using that Unique starting positions mod if you go with him
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>>187345946
Should be right about now for you to point out how he is a bad critic, don't you think? Even an appeal to authority is worth more than a "lol no you dumb child".
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>>187345646
>KHAINE and Khorne are totally different guys
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>>187345906
When the fuck has he ever said "investigative journalism" or claimed that it's soley down to him doing something?
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>>187345326
mel gibson
he looks retarded
i hate his voice
durthu kicks his fucking ass
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>>187345763
good to hear because honestly fuck that guy
he planted a massive fucking brick in my city too, biggest and ugliest building in the city by far
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is there a Canon homosexual in the Warhammer Fantasy universe who isn't Slaneeshi aligned?
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>>187346184
Dwarfs
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>>187346184

Skarsnik

>Skarsnik novel
>‘Sure boss, thanks boss, whatever you say boss.’ The despondent goblin perked up. ‘Kruggler’s boys will always be the gobboes of Warlord Skarsnik!’ Skarsnik smiled wryly. ‘Warlord, eh? I likes that.’ Kruggler looked at his feet, his cheeks and nose tip colouring. ‘I means it, boss. And it’s not just me as is calling you that now. You killing that rattie big boss, Grom hisself couldn’t have done it better.’ Warlord, the highest of all the ranks of orcdom. There have been few goblin warlords in history, so Skarsnik told me proudly, secure in the knowledge that he was one of them. He dared to dream, to be the next Grom the Paunch, but the title spoken out loud almost sounded like an affront to their twin gods. The word hung in the air. For the goblins, this slip of Kruggler’s was as significant and embarrassing as an unexpected kiss between friends who wish to be lovers, but neither dare say
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>>187346184
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>>187346389
maybe if his name was queek headgiver
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>>187346108
>has opinion like a child
I have already provided an example of the films he considered the best of all time and cinema history to his knowledge. You have done nothing but act like an idiot and continuously repeat the same drivel, there's no argument from you.
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>>187346457

It's Queer Headgiver
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>>187346465
You didn't provide any evidence why those movies shouldn't be considered his favorite movies of the respective year.
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>mfw i first used sisters of thorn and glade riders
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>>187346465
>child child child dumb dumb dumb wow what a retard lmao look at those movies he likes they're like sooo bad wow you just repeat yourself child haha idiot dumb pleb child argumentum non abstratum fedorarum

I'd be thrilled to know what you consider a good movie critic or even a good movie in general. Can't wait for that meme list with Barry Lyndon at the top or something.
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>>187345646
GLORIOUS
LORD KHORNE SMILES ON US, BLOOD RAVENS
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>>187344285
They make funny faces when you chop their body parts off
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>>187346842
>strawman fallacy
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>>187346536
is this canon????
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>>187347128
>pointing out the kind of argument someone uses somehow makes those arguments invalid from the get-go

That's not how communication works, little fedora boy.
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>>187346956
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>>187347247
>strawman fallacy
>ad hominem
Nice non-argument
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>>187347321
Stop shitting up the thread you autistic retard.
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>>187347482
it's a well known fact that people tend to stop when you ask them
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>>187347321
>babbys first discussion
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For being murderous supervikings norscans and WoC aren't that scary
until you get to CHOSEN, that is
Chaos buffs fucking when
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om7IBJf7-fc
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>tfw you help Ostermark take over former vampire lands
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>>187346647
>>187346842
>>187347482
>>187347603
same shitposter
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>>187347646
as far as mp goes the new RoR pushed them to upper mid if not top tier when you factor in the lore of metal/shaggoth buffs as well. Idk how it is since the hotfix but before you could just roll with a doomblob of daemonspew/sarthoreal/swords of chaos/wyrdspawn/summoners of rage and kill anything and everything
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>>187346457
That's Warlord Gnawdwell's pet name for him when Queek attends to his needs.
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>>187347780
Uh oh
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>>187347791
>b-but I said strawman! Ad hominem! why won't they like me??
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>>187347180
Yes. Queer Headgiver is known among the dwellers under the earth as the Skaven Warlord who gives the best blow jobs
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>>187348061

>>187342237
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>>187347963
Gonna do this fun battle after I wake up.
Also

>tfw Chaos isn't at war with the vampire factions so they can just colonize all the chaos razed settlements like fucking vermin

REEEEE
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I'm beggining to feel it, dat chivalry.
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>>187348167

Stop denying your craving for dick, Queek
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>>187347861
It's more of a thematic thing rather than balance, really
They've got great aesthetics but they're not really that spooky when chaos warriors are basically mid tier infantry given all the elite stuff running around. Chosen are the only ones that fufill the unflinching line of 8ft tall murderfuckers, in my eyes.
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>>187347780

>Ostermark taking Sylvania when half their province is under Vlads control
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>>187347646
they should atleast be immune to psychology, they are supposed to be obsessed with killing to please their gods, they dont run because that displeases them
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>>187348361
I liberated them in Essen. I was planning to take and raze Bechafen, but some dwarfs attacked my mountain outposts so I am on my way home
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Was Rome 1 combat fast because of moral? (ie hammer and anvil routing most low tier units)
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>>187348167
I mean, everyone knows male elves are the most coveted among homosexual men of other species.
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>>187334727

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bWAabehsJg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15YgLWdIjGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE72SinM7pc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjWs8ixD6_A

Who did it better?

Will TWW2 deliver?
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>>187348625
Pretty easy to make healthy units route in that game yeah
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>>187344525
Monster was cool tough.
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>there's an achievement to build the Black Pyramid of Nagash

So...other races can build the black pyramid? How does that work?
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>>187348625
No units died far faster with charges
>>187328996
Any tips for playing as Leoncuer and link to traits table
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>>187348880
it probably gives a large amount of ritual currency or something boring like that
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>>187348836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_rstI_iym0
Reckoning did it better.
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>>187348836
Dark Omen was Total War before it existed, pretty much inspiring the whole franchise. Total War: Warhammer was the most fun though.
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>>187348836
https://youtu.be/i_rstI_iym0

Did it better than those but all the music is pretty underwhelming to be frank. The Dark Omen themes will always have a special place in my heart though, that nostalgia.
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>>187342237
Your image was a tad inaccurate. I made the appropriate corrections, free of charge!
You're welcome!
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>>187349464
>>187349353
Good taste man.
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>>187348836
My favorite is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh3zt5PwrfY
Anyone know the soundtrack at 11:00 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0HA6m3ml0w
>>187349592
nice
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>>187342880
over 1000 horus and never played vampire counts
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>>187345015
>pic of ancient ameriburger and his chair
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It is now August, and the howls of dying slaves fill the bleak land of Naggaroth with a sweet cacophony. Very soon the Asur will experience such an atmosphere, for the Witch King is finalising his strategy for the coming campaign.

From all over the land come the lords and ladies of the Black Council, and it will be a permanant position for some. Ever eager to guide her son down the path she has divined, the great Hag Queen Morathi spends much time in council with her son. Though some sense conflict between them in the future, Morathi has promised her strongest pupils will join the legions of the Druchii.

In Har Ganeth the cavorting Brides of Khaine spill the blood of offerings to their God, whilst many a would be sacrifice is lost to the blades of the Executioners.
The Beastmasters of Clar Karond rouse their monstrous captives with many a laggard elf suffering in the process. All over Naggaroth the corsair fleets have been sent ahead to pillage and despoil the Black Council's choice of targets, a content glint could be seen in the Witch King's eyes, if anyone had the heart to look at them.

The time is now, the treasonous Asur will soon bow to the true Phoenix King whether they wish it or not. Domination by a best elf soon!
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>>187350170
How was your Von carestein run
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>>187350804

Based Best Elf poster
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>>187350804

*blocks your path*
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>>187345326
i HATE Orion's model so fuckin much. When i try welves again ill either play the tree or raise an army and keep orion in base
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>>187349592
Good job. Maybe Queer would like Malekith's charred and semi-rotten dick? It's what skaven are into.
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>>187349353
too bad it was like the only memorable theme in the entire game
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>>187345457
Lucky bastard, also he's only hovering 3 feet above the ground.
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>>187351047
*uncloak*
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I want to remove elves and rats with dinosaurs already
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Grimgor iz da best!
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>>187351710
Why is Archaon such a Manlet ?
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>>187351785

Because he's the Everchosen

He looks so silly on his small horse while everyone else is on dragons n shit
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what difficulty should i play on with steel faith??
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>>187351785
He's half regular human, half norscan, and if Be'lakor's masturbating in a corner counts then he's half shitbag demon(not to be confused with any of the nurgle daemons though, those are actually competent) as well.
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>>187351538
I want to hug and kiss a Witch Elf and teach her the joys of living a good life and worshipping SIGMAR
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>>187352086
Start with Normal, then move up from there.
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>>187352423
i started with hard but it still feels too easy. is VH reasonable or is it some dumb shit where the AI just gets free stacks everywhere?
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>>187345108
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>>187352551
Just open the pack and see what the difficulty modifiers table looks like.
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>>187352298
This, but I want her to keep her bitch side

Delves aren't fun if they're not assholes/bitches
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>>187352710
Like they say in Macbeth
>TSUN TSUN on the streets and
>DERE DERE in the sheets
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Why do high elves get shit on in every video?
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>>187352979
Because high elves are shit bro
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>>187352979
because cannonically high elves are losers
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>>187351272

Dorfs had a cool theme.
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>>187352298
I want to hug and kiss a Witch Elf and teach her the joys of living a good life and worshipping THE HORNED RAT
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can I win this?
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>>187334684
I don't imagine the members of the steam tank can actually communicate that effectively considering how shoddily they're designed on the inside + no radio equipment and the noise of your average Warhammer massacre
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>>187351710

>you're such a big green cunt that chaos love you despite smashing archy into the dirt
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>>187334684
I don't think draftees would get to serve in steam tanks
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>>187352979
Because CA needs a faction to lose to make the rest look cool

Basically they're awful at making videos
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>Be middle-class High Elf basic bitch
>Go to Elf School and make lots of friends
>Gossip incessantly with other elf maidens
>Spend their weekends in the big city and down at the market
>Shop a lot
>Buy brand name products from businesses and companies built on human labor
>Drink great Arabyan coffee with lots of sugar and cream
>Drink great Cathayan tea with tons of herbs
>Read romance novels about Elven sailors
>Dislike humans even though they've never met one
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>>187353165
I'd be surprised if you lost that.

Treekin just will not die.
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>>187330423
i need this
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>>187353502
what's wrong with that
xenophobia is just basic common sense
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>>187351362
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>>187353778
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>>187353502
Understandable - humans in the Foreigner's Quarter of Lothern don't have a great reputation
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>>187350884
does anyone else here really just let out a good laugh at the "based x poster" and "dumb x poster" posts i can't help it whenever i see these posts haha
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>>187353910
He just wanted his friend to be loyal to his word.
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Steppe archers are deadly, but Persian archers are deadlier
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>win battle on turn 1
>get ogre blade
gg lmao
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>>187354142
based haha poster
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>tfw no qt wardancer gf
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>>187353778
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>>187354174
but what's the deadliest?
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>>187346184
boring snorebringer and the autistic rapegoat are gay old men when they kill each other
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>>187354038
>>humans in the Foreigner's Quarter of Lothern don't have a great reputation
>wealthy merchants
>polite and rational
>respect the law of the nation they're in
>help ulthuans economy
>on the same side against evil
>somehow not a great reputation
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>>187353502
>Be Sartosan Pirate
>Capture THICC elf slave
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>>187353592
you really weren't kidding, they pretty much carried the garrison
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>>187354458
200 range germanic longbows

They will never not make me mad as fuck
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>>187354458
__________javelins
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>>187354541
And here they are again, the human internet defence force
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Reminder that the Vampire Coast and Araby have army lists while DoW were just a mercenary supplement for armies
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>>187354562
tfw no thicc elfslave face to use as a desk chair while i play total war
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>>187354541
I really, REALLY wonder who could be behind this post
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>>187354562
>>Be Sartosan Pirate
>Get killed and your island taken over by Arabyans
>Get killed by Norscans
>Get killed by Elves
>Get blown up by Dwarfs
>Capturing anything but a slash to the neck
>>THICC elf slave
>not an oxymoron
wew vincenzo
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>>187354706
Reminder that Dawns of War will be tied into universal conquest, capturing different cities makes different DoWs available for hire.
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>>187354339
>>187353972
Honestly, I kinda agree with that anon. The more I interact with foreigners, the more xenophobic I become. Pretty everybody feels that their nation is more superior than others, reuses same shitty old memes about your nation. On a human level interactions are pretty nice and such, but as soon as it steps into politics/history/discussion of nations people quickly turn into sport fans.
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>>187354856
Sounds like you aren't interacting with the right foreigners :)
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>>187354848
y'know, if you wanted people to post thicc elves, you could have just asked
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>>187353502
I expected this to end with skaven rape
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>>187355015
:)
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>>187354458
SPET
XYON
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>>187354856
Your autism aside, we are primarily speaking of the Warhammer world. If you can only take it literally, then there's something wrong with you.
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>>187355015
Dead ones?
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>>187355084
;-)
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>>187354856
That's because you're a dumb creature, driven by your emotions. Your are the perfect pawn to be used as a meat shield in wars. If I were a politician, I'd draft you immediately
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>>187355058
I had a some pages from that elf weight loss manga but they are not on my external hard drive anymore for some reason. Lemme go back through the archives.
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>>187354826
I bet it was that damn scheming bird behind it!
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>>187353502
A typical elf wouldn't really dislike humans and if they live in Lothern would definitely have met at least one. Dwarfs though they would never meet and would hate.
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>>187355227
Now this is enlightened my good sir
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>>187355227
Says the guy who most likely will just bury his head in sand and grumble in his kitchen while doing nothing about it.
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>>187355087
I still can't believe that those + slav archers got past the people in charge of game balance
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>>187355443
You are correct. I wouldn't do anything about it. I'd dodge the draft or bite the bullet
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>>187354856
>meet a person from the other side of the world.
>instead of discussing food or girls he discusses politics
dumb ass.
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>>187354541
>ywn be discriminated against by elf bitches
>ywn be disgustingly glanced at as you pay an elven whore to reluctantly have sex with an inferior being for all of your year's lower salary before going home
>ywn jerk it to home drawn tapestries depicting your revenge against the elf bitches before getting blown up by a black ark 300 miles from shore
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Enough /pol/ post elfs
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>>187355294
>typical elf wouldn't really dislike humans
What are you talking about, the lore makes it clear how snobbish, arrogant, pretentious, and racist all kinds of Elves are. I don't know where you got the idea that High Elves aren't racist and only a very small percentage of elves in Lothern.
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>>187353502
Where's the rape from a giant ogre that fills her belly every 2-3 hours with half a dozen gallons of cum you tease?
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>>187355443
>sand in the kitchen
wtf
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>>187355398
You just admitted you are a dumbfuck who gets territorial like some subhuman animal when someone criticizes your country, with pride nonetheless. If that's not pathetic, I don't know what is
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>>187354848
>Implying the Pirates of Sartosa arn't the ballsiest motherfuckers in the setting
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>>187355724
habibi, I...
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>>187355790
Can I come live in your house?
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>>187355675
I fucking wish dark elves were delicious brown.
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>>187355790
keep them coming milord
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>>187355972
Don't eat all my pasta.
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>>187355668
>not using a bit of reverse psychology to trick elf maids into wanting you by pretending to be aloof and not care about them
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>>187356018
No its mine now, get out of my house.
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>>187355972
Sure. How much do you offer to pay per month?
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>>187356039
unironically this. In Guardians of the forest the MC gets a wood elf waifu when he doesn't want to see her naked. That makes her interested in him.
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>>187356140
Post lease fagget.
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>>187356150
20 Charlemagnes enough?
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I'd much rather impress a helf warrior maiden with my fighting skills as a common footsoldier
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>>187356551
>common redshirt
>impressing anything
laughing_elf_maidens.jog
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>>187355842
>ywn be a sartosan pirate
>ywn get rekt by araby so hard they conquer your island
>ywn fight norscans in hand to hand combat and add a ship to the norscan fleets
>ywn give a dwarf dreadnought your demands like a dumb pastanigger and their response is blowing up your ship
>ywn get inspected by high elf patrols, pretend you're not a bunch of pirates and when they figure it out, try and bribe them because it works in your country, but they cut off your hands anyway
>ywn board a cathay junk ship and get strangled by the chef with garrote-like noodles
>ywn be part of a faction with no accomplishments
really convinced me there alessandro
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>>187356689
Anything is possible if you PRAY TO SIGMAR
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>>187356551
>tries to impress her with your fighting skills
>dies to some horrible abomination or ancient tryhard warrior
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Are there any lore tidbits that explain why the Chaos Gods need time to invade the realm of mortals or enter reality when they've done so countless times before? Like what's physically stopping them or forcing them to act through daemons or portals on the plane of reality instead of doing it themselves?
>>
Best place for a cheap key for TWWH?
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>>187356803
*drops a meteor on you*
nothing personnel...mortal...
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>>187356827

They can't stop fighting each other is usually a reason given.
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>>187356940

Kinguin at the moment, though that's with a coupon

http://www.allkeyshop.com/blog/buy-total-war-warhammer-cd-key-compare-prices/
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>>187356827
Chaos Gods are weak
>Fight Nagash
>Get rekt
>Fight Sigmar
>Get rekt
>Fight each other
>Get rekt
>Fight C'tan
>Get rekt
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>>187356823
I will DESTROY all that stands in my way
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>>187357142
>fight each other
>get rekt
well...
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>>187356827
They're lazy dicks, plain and simple.

Really, as long as war exist, Khorne is pleased.
As long as people fuck, Slaanesh is ok.
As long as disease exists, Nurgle is happy.
As long as JUST AS PLANNED exists, Tzeentch is cool.
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Skulltakerz when? I can't be the only one who wants a orc horde to raid the empire or at least get out of badlands
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>>187357214
>a lone state soldier single-handedly stops Chaos invasion only fueled by his desire to dick some fair Elven maiden
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>>187357587
How can human women even compete?
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>>187357494
I would rather them over top knotz who are turbocunts in every one of my campaigns
>>
Which total war game should I play tonight? I own them all
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>>187358006
arr rook the same 2
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>>187358006
Shogun 2. You won't regret it.
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>>187357587
Not dick.

make sweet love in the missionary position while holding her hand
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>>187350804
>Ever eager to guide her son down the path she has divined, the great Hag Queen Morathi spends much time in council with her son.
>her son
>her son
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>>187358286
>>187358148
Fall of the samurai or base game. Also which Clan.
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>>187357956
By being real unfortunately.
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>>187358359
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>>187355227
I agree with him. It's a good thing I'm from Finland and wars will always be noble and worthwhile in these parts.
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>>187358425
Here
>>187342519
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>>187358643
If I had the power to send all the war loving neckbeards to the front lines, I wouldn't hesitate a second

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Pd527GN48
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If you play on legendary you're stuck with the highest battle difficulty as well right? I've been struggling with the enemies stat bonuses for my attempts. The basic Empire infantry seem to have a hard time with them.
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>>187342519
Rolling
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>>187358808
>that video
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>>187328996
>"The first Rune Guardians were built millennia ago, when the first Dwarf strongholds began to fall to Goblin forces. Realising they would be forced to leave the tombs of their honoured ancestors unguarded, the greatest Runesmiths of the time collaborated with the Engineers Guild to create tireless sentries that could be left behind. That at one time they could create such marvels is a source of both great pride and great sorrow for the Dwarfs. It would seem that the knowledge of the Master Rune of Waking is lost to the Runesmiths of today, and the schematics needed to construct one are nowhere to be found. Were someone to rediscover the secrets of the Rune Guardians, he would be richly rewarded. Unfortunately, I fear the first step in such an endeavour would be the recovery of a nearly intact Rune Guardian, surely an impossible (and probably suicidal) task
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Which Mousillon unlocker should I use?
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>>187358912
Re-rolling because I don't have that dlc
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>>187355675
>>187358459
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>>187358808
>people think war is like CoD
>it fucks people up on such an intrinsic level that they can't even keep their palms stretched.
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>>187359147
Don't feel it, doesn't have a spark of shittiness that gives it a proper dank feel.
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>>187359147
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>>187359119
Crynsos' unlocker+
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>>187358808
Who says xenophobes are war-loving?
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>>187359147
>brings meme from rebbit
>already posted here
Back ya go
>>
We've only got ~200 posts left, where's the 'Nagash still not announced' poster?
>>
Do you guys recall when TW:W first went on sale after release? I'm thinking of waiting for TW: W 2 to do so before getting it.
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>>187359237
yeah man every single war was like WW1
>>
How do you into pirated DLC for Rome 2 and Attila without being banned from Steam?
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>>187359518
Pirate the whole thing at once
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>>187358459
Delet this
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>>187359395
Did you see the post I replied with? People who utter that kind of garbage deserve a weapon and a seat to the front.

>>187359475
What kind of a dumbfuck you are? Soldiers get PTSDs today, and remain mentally scarred. The only difference is that they are no longer shellshocked because they don't live for days under artillery fire.

Do not try to defend this, cunt
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>>187359475
>PTSD only existed in WW1.
see, this is why finland should be annexed by Putin.
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>>187359138
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>>187359673
>PTSD
>real
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>>187359694
idk why you thought that guy was the Finland lad
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>>187359768
t. Alex jones
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>>187359768
Are you trying to be facetious, or are you really this stupid?
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>>187359835
well there is this autistic finn on /tg/ who has to come in during every eldar thread and remind everyone that he is finnish and the rest of the world can go die because finland is more important to him.
I assumed that finland lad was the same dude who found his way here. We used to have an unironic new earth creationist here.
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>>187359673
>Veterans from wars from the 19th century
Stood in ranks while their brothers where literally shot to pieces around them
>Veterans in the 21st century
Sits around in barracks in 110 degree heat, claim injury and get dismissed

And yet only one generation suffered '''PTSD'''
>>
i guess you're shouting the loudest so there's no point replying
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>>187359861
PTSD isnt real, its a meme.
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>op doesn't have screenshot sharing/campaign posting encouraged in the op
>devolves into autistic shitposting

every time
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>>187359935
there is a very large amount of finns on boards like 4chan because boards like ylilauta are normie things in binland :D
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>>187359984
>literally shot to pieces around them
>modern soldiers fight in literal deathtraps, can get vaporized by PGMs and have to carry insane amounts of weight into combat while fighting in the heat.
>operate under strenuous RoE that makes their job difficult.
>have actual doctors that can diagnose and treat mental disorders instead of writing coward.
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>>187359984
Who the fuck said only one generation suffered "PTSD"?

>>187359996
Retarded neckbeards romanticizing war in real life are a meme.
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>>187359454
Months
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>>187360079
man, finland really is a magical place.
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>>187359147
delet this
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>>187359996
I am sure you have actual peer reviewed evidence backing it up.
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>>187360140
>Who the fuck said only one generation suffered "PTSD"?
its anti war propaganda, didnt exist until ww1.
>Retarded neckbeards romanticizing war in real life are a meme.
t. soft cunt
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>>187360045
>implying you're not the biggest autist shitposter on this whole board
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>>187360158
Hmmm, I could probably wait until the Summer sale to pick it up then.

The sad thing is even though I'm being a stickler for a $60 game but I also play 40k...
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>>187360280
>he thinks he is tuff because he plays total war.
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>>187328996
T-total war?
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>Americans wake up
>thread gets filled with "muh war" shit

Colour me surprised
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>>187360525
But Americans are going to bed now...
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>>187360525
>game is called total war
>people talk about war.
whoa.
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>>187359617

but i have the base games and some dlcs?
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>>187360525
>invade countries all over the world
>kill hundreds of innocents, destroy their countries and homes
>start crying about "muh poor soldiers PTSD"
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>>187360045
>we could be comfy campaign posting in the /his/ general that died
>instead we are here shitposting about ptsd

aaaaahhh, /twg/, the eternal general
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>>187360525
are you the triggered lad from above?
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>>187360338
>he thinks muh PTSD is real because of shitty old propaganda
lmao
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>>187360604
tfw we never have discussions about which historical countries have engaged in total war
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oh look another thread ruined by off topic nationalism bullshit
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>>187360140
My grandad served in WW2 and didn't have PTSD, nor did he become a tranny like Chelsea Manning and demand compensation for what he 'saw' like most modern queers in the military
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>>187360826
the chelsea manning shit was because that fag was tortured by the (((CIA)))
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>>187360741
>f-fake news
yes, war is just like MLG killstreaks.
>>187360826
well driving a logistic truck isn't frontline combat you retarded piece of shit.
>>
>>187360768
oh look another thread ruined by offtopic antinationalism bullshit
>>
>>187334680

The best Empire reskin for state troops is this one. http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=738526428
Most important things to consider

>Doesn't give full plate to state troops (I don't see why people ever think this is acceptable)
>Doesn't remove floppy hats, but doesn't go overboard either
>No capes
>Doesn't give too much armour to the units either
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>>187360826
>implying your grandpa didn't fuck a bunch of little filipino boipussy on the side.
lmao
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>>187360675

/his/ Total War Thread = Discussion about tactics and history, and war.

/vg/ Total War Thread = Le Games Workshop and edgy fantasy memes
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>Nagash still not announced
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>>187360975
I like lt apollo's mod because it gives state troops armor based on their province wealth. Reikland and Wissenland look far better equipped than stirland.
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>>187360974
explain to me how this is topical
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>>187361140
bad time nagashposter, bad time...
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>>187360768
>>187360045
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>>187361063
It's because of hist we have to deal with nationalism, ptsd, and fake war bullshit.
Elves > Nationalism/PTSD
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>>187361149
how is what topical
to me it looks like that one guy got REALLY angry at the other guy for not hating war
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>>187361225
wonder if elves get mega PTSD
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>>187361284
elves are pussies, so probably.
>>
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>>187356542

That's probably tens of thousands of dollars lel
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>>187361000
What warm blooded American didn't?
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>>187361140
it'll be Settra and Phar initially
and Nagash fucking never; he's dead, dummy
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>>187361284
>dark elves are so used ot horrible shit that they get ptsd whenever someone is nice to them
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>>187361385
>And paco was screaming and screaming as I held him, crying for his mother.
>PTSD isn't real btw son, go tell your internet friends that.
>and don't speak to any darkies.
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>>187361452
so dark elves are...tumblr?
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>>187361452

>ywm mindbreak dark elves by being nice to them
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>>187361482
>And paco was screaming and screaming as I held him
serves him right for not paying for the wall
>>
What are the rates of post-gallantry heresy in Empire Men at Arms? I've been called to mobilize and everyone I know is unhappy that we're marshaling the realm

My grandfather came home from a campaign through Reikland and didn't come home to become a madman chanting about the Dark Gods but I see "men" all the time coming back from noble wars for the survival of our species to cry and boo about how "it's the End Times!" or bullshit about how we don't need Kislev anymore if we just talked to the Norscans

Fucking mages have never worked a day in their lives or held a sword at all and expect to reason with literal barbarians murdering and raping left and right whilst they sit in their towers sending pigeons back and forth
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>>187361284
the Nagarythe elves were so PTSD'd that they tore up the land and left for Naggaroth
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>watching the Dark Elves battle
>click on dark elf unit
>"DROO-KAI"

I've been saying the wrong thing for fucking years.
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>>187361641
oh that's some good shit--i hated druchii
i'll be stubborn on my pronunciation of chitin though
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>>187361641
Did you pronounce it like droo-kee-eye?
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>>187361584
>be a mexican born in southern mexico in a relatively rich county
>don't plan to move to the poorer US rural border
>living a good life with family and friends
>have to pay for a wall I never even heard of or will probably never see in my life
>>
>>187361507
>Human, NO!, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>just changing your bandages, it will help you heal faster.
>ARE YOU GOING TO RAVISH ME?
>n-no, I am just trying to help you.
>It ain't me starts playing.
>>
>>187361773
you know, like, tai-chi?
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>>187334684
>The steam cannon is firing but the steam gun is firing traverse round the wrong way. The pressure valve has jammed. I am saying 'driver advance' and the driver, who cannot hear me, is reversing and as I look out of the top of the turret and see 12 Chaos spawn 50 yards away someone hands me a cheese sandwich.
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>>187361779
>mexico will pay for the wall
for what purpose?
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>>187361773
Droo-chee
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>>187361641
It's pretty dumb how ch makes a k sound in Elvish, I dislike it more than the "MA-KE-DON" not "MA-SE-DON"
>KRACE
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>colonized Kraka Drak with intent to act as the first line of defense against Chaos hordes
>they completely ignore me and go ravage Kislev and Empire lands
T-thanks
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>>187361940
What's that Chaos icon next to Ragnar mean?
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>>187361773

Droo-She
>>
LOVE ETERNAL
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>>187362014
Modded banner of Chaos Warriors http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1103858759
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not for all da teef in da world
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>>187355067
Actually, its known as breeding, not that a human would understand. I'm going to spend my summer abroad in skavenblight to learn about their rich culture. I'm sure you, a "man-thingy" as they say there, would have a problem with that, but despite all the humancentric racism about the rat folk, they're actually very advanced, cosmopolitan people, with electricity, shopping districts, and a rich culture. Have fun squatting in your little stone houses, mayfly, I'm going to enjoy taking in such a diverse environment.
>>
>>187361708
Kai-tin is technically the correct 'english' pronunciation. One of the differences between american english and euro english
>>
>>187359984
Soldiers have always gotten PTSD. There are accounts of knights, as in ye aulde fucko's in armor with swords, waking up crying, or flipping out at the sounds of pots and pans. It was just not heeded or given attention because it was 'unmanly'.

Men have ALWAYS suffered as a result of combat and war.
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>>187361284
Basically what happened to Aenarion, first of the Pheonix Kings and greatest of the elven heroes.

Of course the evil murdersword of the murdergod and the death of his whole family helped
>>
you think queer headgiver ever got his ratass pounded by some dawi dicks?
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>>187363187
>implying neckbeards fantasizing about war and beus buld :DDD are real men.
>>
>>187361779
the walls gonna be so big youll be able to see it, it will block out the sun.
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>>187363187
you had to go and give that poor guy a reason to shitpost didn't you?
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>>187363293
dawi """""""dicks"""""""
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>>187334684
>Suddenly something strange happened
>Massive rumbling came in from the distance
>Metallic clanging and clacks became more apparent
>The trampling sounds came ever closer and closer
>Wild and savage shouts were heard
>Loud drum and horn sounds could be heard
>Cannon fire rained upon the Chaos forces besieging the final remnant of the Imperial Army
>Riders clad in heavy plate and scale appeared crashing into the Chaos lines
>Assassins came out of the woodwork and started to assassinate the exalted heroes of chaos
>Elephants started mercilessly stomping Norscans, their mangles corpses stuck to their hooves
>Carpet riders came from above and rained fiery death upon the heretics
>Before we could finish our prayer to Sigmar, the fighting stopped
>The captain spoke through the tank and asked how they could ever repay them
>There was silence for some while, until a man who spoke as if he from inside a barrel said
> YALLAH MY SULTAN WISHES YOU DEAD -
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>>187363382
And it will be paid by american tax dollars
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>>187363187
>It was just not heeded or given attention because it was 'unmanly'.
as well it shouldnt be.
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>>187353217

I seriously hope they will replace the Mutinous Gits with Skaven once TW:WII is out
>>
To think there are people ITT who spend all their day playing games and posting about them thinking they have any right to talk about actual war.
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>>187363482
see, its simple really, you pay for the wall or trade gets cut off and you resort to cannibalism. your move paco :^)
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>>187363580
IIRC thats the idea for the combined map
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>class starts on sept. 27th
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>>187363713
get outta here, kiddo
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>>187363671
>american doesn't know how trade works.
don't forget to pay the MAGA tax while filling out your IRS forms leShawn
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>>187363783
>fag doesnt know what a tariff is
>>
desu if i was american i'd gladly double my taxes if it meant building a nice wall
not like they pay high taxes anyway
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>>187363713
>retirement community bingo season starts Sept 26th
kill me
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>>187363896
>he thinks that tariffs work like Vic2
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>>187363912
>1/3 your income stolen isn't high
Ladies and Gentlemen, Yurocucks
>>
>>187364015
tfw you will never ever get a population & class demographics system and economy system in another game
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>>187364034
>burgers pay massive levels of taxes.
>still have to sell their house if they trip and fall down the stairs.
guess freedom ain't free healthcare.
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>>187364084
after the disaster that was hoi4 yeah it's not looking too bright
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>>187364084
yeah, it was surprisingly elegant.
Only wish you could genocide people more easily though.
>>
chaos faos
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>>187364227
t. beastman
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>>187364227
chaosh feosh*
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>>187364227
shame they're so unfun in the campaign
i tried recently after getting the RoR's and invaded Kislev with a stack of chaos warriors pretty quick and it was just autoresolve after autoresolve after autoresolve with those armor values
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>>187363671
Cute as fuck
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>>187364227

Delet this!
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>>187363293
>Queer "Lifts-His-Tail" Headgiver as the sluttiest rat in the Under-Empire
my dick
>>
>killed an entire army with just grimgor
>he had 900 kills
is this normal?
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>>187364550
MALAGOR AF KAROO
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>>187364619

That's like an average Sunday for Grimgor.
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>>187364769
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>>187364769
>lvl 1
>goes up against Vlad 'Impales Your Mom" Von Carstein
>gets his hoardes of mooks shit kicked in by Vlads elite black knights

Seems about right, Desu. I may play a Vlad campaign. How do I get off to a good start with him? You're hemorrhaging dark magic at first so gotta go fast.
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>>187364769
>3mb png
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>>187364769
It happened again
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>>187365114
what garbage mod do you have installed
>>
>>187365114

why are you letting the vargheists fuck you so hard
>>
>>187365114
>>187364769
>trash units get wrecked by actual real units

Really made me think
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>>187365114
>full stack of garbage
y do ppl do this?
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>>187365419
He's level 1, it looks like he's trying to take Vlad right out the gates
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>>187357956
>>187358459
>>187359138
>>187359710

Ohh baby...
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>>187365205
SFO, it looks like it has an auto-resolve bonus for the AI

>>187365419
I could recruit better units, but I'm trying to save money for infrastructure

I've already won the war, anywasy
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>>187361940
If you want to play gate keeper you gotta get right up to the door and look though the mail slot.

Most of the time they will come in from the opening down here. Only time they have ever crossed the sea for me is when they are scared and flee like cowards.
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>>187365525
Durthu looks fucking wicked, though.

I'm struggling between wanting to _be_ a hot elf maiden or him.
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How should I fight these skinwolves? Spears should fuck them up right?
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>>187365758
skinwolves are retarded, your best bet to dealing with them as empire is to have a bright wizard to pass through the physical resist/hit the fire weakness w/ flaming sword, otherwise you're SoL. Yeah your spears and halberds may win out, but then you have a billion marauders
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Makedonian arrogrance knows no bound
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>>187366104
mod?
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>>187366104
it's going to be a tough fight
barbarian vs phalanx doesn't end well
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>>187365114
Dont use sfo its garbage
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a bad start,with the general almost dying and the front line of light swordsman getting pierced

>>187366176
Roma Surrectum 2.6
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>>187355981
That's Oreon's thing
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>>187366349
Barbarians barely battling bravely beyond belief
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>>187366357
Wood elves are kind of green according to the game.

At least some of them. Wild Riders are green as fuck.
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>>187366509
our right flank has collapsed,but their left have been massacred too
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>>187366559
Some of that is body paint, wood elves tend to be tan/brown. Orion is the only one straight up green cause he's part god
>>
Does Sigvald beat Kholek one on one?

>>187366697
>playing a Rome mod that isn't EB

Disgusting
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>>187366697
the sons of Alexander now follow their father to the grave
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post yfw we are back to comfy campaign posting
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>>187366824
I love EB to death but the battle is so fucking slow you end up rear charging 200 times with heavy cavalry before anything happens

And archers are completely useless
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>>187366824
he can, if he isn't constantly ragdolled.

i think kholek wins like 8-2 though.
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>>187365419
Stop playing on normal you fucking shitter
>>
>>187366824
it'd be retarded if a humanoid could be a dragon 1 on 1
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>>187367041

Sounds possible if the humanoid is insanely handsome
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>>187367041
*Dragon Ogre
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>>187366824
>implying i don't
fool that you are
also EB unique variation sucks ass
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>stop playing single player
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>>187366740
Why are wardancers white?
Like, all of them are white though
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>>187367207
unit*
RS 2.6 is objectively the best,RTR is cool too
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>>187366824
On that topic which Lord is the strongest if levels are even?

Im still stuck in the mode of other total war games where the leaders can take a little beating but will lose rather quickly in the end anyway. SO im always a little worried to rush my leaders/heroes into armies.
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WOODED
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>>187367832
>elves still lose anyway
HELLCANNON'D
>>
>>187367548
Strongest in what sense? Sniping lords or just strongest as a whole?

Kholek and Wulfrik with a Mammoth are the highest HP, Mannlet and anyone withsuch as Gelt Lore of Metal has Final Transmutation, after that if I'm correct most everyone is about equal in powerlevel
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>>187367986
I was just thinking, "Watch them lose anyway because 5 hell cannons"
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>>187367227
Asrai are all white for a multitude of reasons, but the most pressing one is that pallid skin is representative of the renunciation of labor and the NEET lifestyle

Oreon is a completely different entity and the reason for its lewd brown elves have yet to be adequately explored

It is truly the dark continent
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>>187368206
Hm.

Well, Elves had colonies all over

What about elves that settled in Araby and still live there in small mobile bedouin tribes, hiding amongst the sands in Oasis, myths among desert raiders?
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>>187368206
Is it because its closer to the equator?

Also how mad would you be if they added Cathay/Nippon/Ind as post-launch DLC for TWW3 and finished updating the game without giving Kislev anything
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>>187368176
I wonder if the Hell Cannon will be nerfed, conspicuously not present, or altered for when they add Chaos Dwarves. The Hell Cannon is cool and all but it'd be kinda disappointing if this TWW1 launch unit was the star of the show and not the Dreadquake Mortar/Deathshrieker rockets/magma cannon etc.
>>
Are the combined/merc factions still gonna be in Warham 2? Things like Goblin bosses leading lizardmen and such?
I remember CA mentioning something about them but I haven't seen any of them in any of the campaign footage
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>>187368390
pretty fucking mad especially since Nippon and Ind are full meme bullshit I can't believe anyone actually wants
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>>187368283
It makes a certain amount of sense. The Asrai taste for supple Bretonnian youths is proverbial, so it would seem logical that Oreon has a 'special' relationship with the youths of Araby

It could be that they are lewd brown elves due to being more permissive with the seed of Araby, allowing it to take root within their bloodline and resulting in a sort of fallen halfbreed race that is capable of little more than being a vessel for the profane passions of others

This would explain why we never hear about Oreon when people talk about the great Elven realms of the setting.
>>
>>187368716
>Oreon

It's ORION

second, the fuck are you on about

the elves don't bang humans. Not even the wood elves. I just figured Desert Elves would be brown because SUN
>>
>>187368615
There are a bunch of them and most are supposed to have gimmicks but we haven't actually seen any have those roster gimmicks yet. A lot of them seem to be pirates. There's been mention of a Goblin beastmaster army and an army of nothing but Treemen.
>>
WHY DOES ATILLA RUN LIKE DOGSHIT WHILE LOOKING SO BAD

WHAT DID YOU DO CA!?!?!?!?
>>
>>187368815
spent all the charlemagnes on hookers and blow
>>
>>187330423
tell me who to play
>>
>>187368815

>WHILE LOOKING SO BAD

It doesnt tho
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>>187368716
stop posting thanks
>>
Why are Total War Warhammer games so hard? Why can't I kill those single heroes running around? Even on easy difficulty with dwarves I get shit on in the end by 10 of those single heroes who I cant hit but keep destroying my towns and armies. Help pls
>>
>>187368936
Agent spam has not been manageable since the franchise moved to 3D

Just mod it out if you don't care for it
>>
>>187332110
Tchar (Tzeentch for the norse) is widely worshipped as well in norsca.
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>>187368936
Also how the fuck am I supposed to flank someone with Dwarves if they move SO much slower than the rest?
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>>187369089
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>>187368532
theyll just make the other chorf shit even more OP, just like in tt.
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>>187335059
Doesn't the Skaven intro pretty heavily imply that part of their scheme involves summoning Skreech Verminking?

"We must summon the screaming one"
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>>187369035
Do most people use mods to remove it? Why is it even in the game if most people find it annoying?
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>>187368792
It's Oreon the one-eye you stupid cuck
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>>187367986
>>187368176
nearly did desu

well, not nearly, but the first time it hit my sisters of the thorn while moving i decided to rush them
those things hit like a fucking truck on steroids
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>haven't had any interaction with dwarves before
>first time they talk to me
>this

I was gonna ignore them and go for the Norsca shitters first, but now you just went and spat in my generous hand.
>>
>>187368792
>He doesn't know about Oreon

>He doesn't know why the Asrai abduct children

Why do you suppose Naieth is always saving Karl?
>>
>>187369284
I don't. I would argue most don't.Though I'm not personally fond of modding outside of total conversions, which obviously don't exist in the warscape engine.

Because most people don't mind and as far as obnoxious things the AI does it isn't even near the top.

>>187369371
Stunties are the Milan of the setting. Exterminate on first contact.
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>>187368936
>Dwarves

build a dwarf box

As for agents, not much to be done unfortunately as Dwarves don't have a good assassin unit. Use Thane's to try.
>>
>>187341019
this screenshot looks like ass. A third grader could use perspective better than that. It actually hurts my eyes to look at, like a shitty escher drawing.
>>
>>187369476
>using bolt throwers
>using hammers
>no slayers
>not miners at the front
>>
>>187369340
ara ara~
>>
>>187369476
Thanks, I'll give it a try
>>
>>187369569
It's strictly tier 1/starter units for a reason. Obviously you tech up as you go, since Dwarves are the race where their later units are objectively better in every way than their early ones, not just different.

Hammerers come free with Thorgrim. Bolt throwers are avail with tier 1 range. Miners are squishy and break like toys, the only reason I have them at all is to blot cav charges on my artillery or to swarm armored enemies. Once I can get longbeards I ditch them entirely.
>>
>>187369569
>not taking a full stack of thunderers with a full stack of artillery accompanying them
>>
>>187369575
i exclusively use glade ladies
>>
>>187369678
bolt throwers are pure shite. Just use the one grudge thrower to draw them in, any other ranged slot that isn't a quarreler is wasted. No reason to use miners over standard stuntie warriors.
>>
>>187369727
C'est tres bien, non? Napoleon approuve.
>>
>>187369340

Is the wood elf DLC worth that steep price point?
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You guys see that McGregor vs Mayweather fight
>>
>>187369826
That's some very poor Italian.
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>>187369569
What's the point of miners when you have great weapons?
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>>187369575
>>187369789
The heart of NEETelf posting
>>
>>187369180
its just skaven lingo, a "screaming one" is a captured elf woman
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>>187369881
pretty shonkey business to be sure
>>
>>187369857
Probably not. Depends on how much you want to play them.
Welves are good but the price is hyper-inflated because of the awful mini-campaign. Same as Beastmen, though the Welves roster is a lot better than the Beastmen.

Just get it on sale.

>>187369932
Satchel charges.
Your question is the right one to raise. But there is no reason to use them other than for the charges.
Even if it's >just tier 1 units
Then you still don't use them because you won't actually need any armor piercing until Chaos shows up.
And stunties are so boring and efficient you can wreck Archaon with nothing but non-AP stuntie warriors and quarrelers.
>>
>>187369857
I wouldn't know, I pirated it
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>>187369974
Summon, you tard. And acquire wealth in order to do so. If they wanted an elf woman they'd just invite a couple over and they would acquiesce.
>>
>>187369813
>>187369727
I told you, it's strictly tier one. I have *a* bolt thrower in case I run into a fucking giant (Wurzaag) or for anti-fortification. I replace it with a cannon ASAP. Once I get thunderers I reduce the quarrelers to 3 and put 2 thunderers in the front line, I replace all of the warriors with longbeards, and the miners with great weapon longbeards to guard the rear and flank. If i'm feeling saucy I put 1-2 miners with blasting charges behind the row of long beards and have them hold fire until the enemy clumps, then toss it into the melee (making sure to position them so their min range ends just at the front lines shields)
>>
>>187369881
Why would anyone care about what two rich people are paid to do?
>>
>>187369932
>>187370118
Miners are cheap and dwarf units/buildings are EXPENSIVE early on until you build a mega-economy
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>>187369881
>>187370107
Man who has never boxed before decides to challenge boxing champ, world is stunned by what happens next.

Will Queek be the worst LL or do you think his skills will carry him into strong status
>>
>>187370330
Vanilla stuntie warriors are still pretty cheap but they're ridiculously more efficient than miners. They will win the entire campaign by themself.
>>
>>187370342
Teclis will probably be the worst ll unless he can do some seriously crazy shit with magic. His stats are absolutely atrocious
>>
>>187370550
Teclis canonically has a terrible constitution, but in the lore can incinerate whole armies solo

So expect him to be fucking awful like every magic lord
>>
>>187369857
I got it on sale and think it was worth the price. At full price, I would probably think differently. Welves are pretty fun and have some unique things going for them, but not nearly 20 bucks worth. I've enjoyed my recent Angrund campaign about as much and it's way cheaper.
>>
>>187369857
neither welf/beasts are worth the base price, CA threw in the shitty mini-campaigns to justify those prices, but have decided not to do that in the future
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How the fuck do you do starting rounds as Throgg? Nagelfarin comes for me at around turn 3 and that fucker has a frost wyrm that decimates most of my armies, even when I have a lot of anti-large.
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>>187371081
>>187371081
>>187371081
new

>>187370982
Hunters with javelins should dumpster the frost worm, I don't recall having any problems with it in my throgg campaign. Throgg should be able to handle it as well w/ his regen/ap/bvl
>>
>>187370982
Use MARAUDER HUNTERS and maybe like one unit of spearmen, go for him after 1-2 turns of recruiting.

After confderating most of Norsca you should definitely go destroy the nearby minor dwarf faction or else they'll declare on you and run around bullying your eastern settlements while you're down southwest preparing to invade marienburg/France
>>
>>187371164
>>187371201

Also, how do you tend to place your skillpoints on Throgg? Fighter, or like every other lord and get that lightning strike ASAP?
>>
>>187330423
ROLL
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>>187371283
If you want to build the monster army rush those red skills right away.
>>
ne1 know how to fix the bug where you hit alt+# too quickly it reads it as control+# and makes a new control group rather than casting the spell?

shit is super annoying
>>
>>187365114
>>187364769
How about fighting the battle
>>
>>187330423
rolling
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