/ink/ - Splatoon General

>>187275148
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why are you doing this

http://poal.me/g4tqx6
Would you rather have Marina watch you ink your splat zone or eat Pearl's cake with mayo frosting?

Sex with Marie!

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I want to rape Callie and knock her up with my children!

>>187275338
>human impregnating a squid

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I miss Seekers.

>>187275380
Curling bombs don't do it for you?

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>>187275363
Hybrids!

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So have you sparkled in your games yet /ink/?

>>187274962
When you know your team is shit.

If your team is fine, when it's optimal for clear rates. If you get an early Gold Rush, that sort of situation is acceptable, but preferable not to use on Wave 1.

>>187275479
Only once.

would you rob a bank with marina

>>187275715
>being racist

>>187275479
Hard to with your last 50 being 19-31.

>>187275726
>refusing to accept marina's own desires that she has stated using words

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So how's the Slsohing Machine in Spla2n ? Exactly the same, better due to map design or significantly better

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Is Pearl a racist? She was about to tell a racist joke.

>>187275715
I would sex with Marina

>>187275836
but anon she's only 16 human years old

What's better for grinding chunks, exp tickets or drink tickets?

>>187275954
Drink tickets, exp tickets doesn't affect gear

>>187275790
It's the next crutchbucket to compete with the current crutchbucket meta.

>charger
>1 kill
>in ranked
>me using sloshing machine which I didnt even use at all in splatoon 1 got 16 kills
>other roller guy on team also got 12 kills
>carried team to victory together

>>187275790

Honestly it feels like a straight downgrade from Trislosher but with a bit more range.

Fucking Stingray

>>187275883
It's ok that beyond the age of consent here

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>if i buy splatoon again i will have to grind everything back
this physically hurts

>>187276352
Its way less painful in 2

>>187276339
So still the worst Slosher

Dark Urban Vest with Ninja Squid on it on the Splatnet, you know you want it

god fucking dammit my shitty team cant do anything without me

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>Turf war extremely close
>Map pretty much 50/50 split the whole match
>Last 30 seconds our team gets wiped
>I booyah'd right when I respawned
>Entire team booyah's back instantly as we all swim forward with new determination

We lost the match but won in my heart

>>187276629
Ninja squid makes me way too fucking slow for marginal benefit.

>>187276352
Ability chunks make it way less painful, if grinding gear is a thing you're into for some god awful reason. Damage up and defense up are gone, replaced only with bomb defense up.

>>187275479
I managed it with Dynamo Roller for a few games of Tower Control.

>>187276629
I want the squinja suit with Ninja Squid.

>>187275479
I've never seen that before. Is it from getting an absurdly high freshness rating with one weapon? The highest I've ever gotten is 25, then it dropped to 23 and I jumped around the rest of the weapons.

>>187276585

It can probably get the team to the objective faster than anything but curling bombs

So there's that

Also getting autobombs to chase people into your range is fun

But why in all of fuck's name do both my weaponfus have to have fucking Stingray?

>>187276908
From having a really good win streak in ranked

>>187275436
No, not really. Seekers force the enemy to actively avoid it, make them predictable. Curls can be ignored.

>>187276908

It's from going 5+ games without losing I think.

>>187277004
>>187277039
Oh. I assume that's from doing them all in a row? I've only done enough to get to B rank in everything and I haven't lost yet. Trying to get gear that doesn't look stupid with abilities I want on it is hard.

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Any Aussies here? Looking to pick Splatoon 2 up, wondering if it was playable over here without stupid high ping.

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i love thatsso

>>187277187
Not an aussie, but know a couple, they say they often get matched with Japan just fine.

>>187277187
It's doable. Game matches you by region and similar ping.

>>187277261
Suppose 150-200 ping would work well enough for Splatoon, maybe. Can always return the game if it's too horrible. Might have managed 130 if this ISP's routing wasn't ass.

>>187277284
Yeah, figured that was the case but afaik the Switch hasn't sold all too well here, so not exactly a large player pool. No real surprise considering the price of the console without bundled games.

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>>187276585
Feels the same as the regular slosher, I find it easier to one shot people

The skating jelly does three tricks:
ollie 360
kickflip
manual to kickflip body varial

>>187277449
Well it does do a whole lot more damage.
If the enemy has been so much as lightly sneezed upon with enemy ink they'll be in range to die from a direct sloshing machine

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i love squid tummies

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What the hell is happening, today? Nobody wants to push forward, nobody wants to avenge me, nobody wants to play objective and they're losing every single fight they engage in. It can't be because the shitters are free from work and school today because they wouldn't be good/have played long enough to be S+ anything

Tri-slosher never really clicked with me but I'm doing great with the Sloshing Machine. Should I give the tri-slosher another chance?

>losing every match on moray
>winning every match on the reef
what am I doing wrong

>>187278074
No. Sloshmo is more versitale. It can do blaster things, it's more mobile and has more range (=more ability to kill over walls).

>>187277423
Australia gets grouped up with Japan, so we're always going to have players.
Oddly enough though, we get the American Splatfest and Memeverse.

>>187278074
The only thing TriSlosher really does is have a wider hitbox. It's better for coverage, but that's it.

I personally hate sloshers just for how they wear out your hands having to mash every fling.

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Is there a reason why I'm better with the Squiffer and why I can't play with the other chargers?

>>187278883
The wording is fucking terrible because I'm tired, but I'm good with the Squiffer, but terrible with chargers like the Firefin.

>>187278883
Faster charges and Ink Armor saves you in close-range encounters.

>>187278967
faster charge lets you be more aggressive

Holy shit I didn't realize that scoped chargers were my thing

>>187278883
>>187278967
They require the same aim but don't really play the same
Chargers are much more defensive and positional, while squiffer is like a long-range shooter

>>187278992
>>187279013
>>187279140
That explains it. I find myself pushing more and being aggressive, but it works quite well with the Squiffer. Sometimes, I tend to do that with the regular Chargers and I get killed in the process. Guess it's just my playstyle.

Does the MM still do fucktarded things like putting S+ and A in the same lobby?

Sex with special woomy

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>>187279473
Rank system is so bad that S+ 1 can be put in the same match with S+ 50. Rank skipping sounds good on paper but instead of having the good people get to the rank they belong in you have people being carried and any halfway decent player and/or crutch user getting an inflated rank

I don't deserve these ranks but judging by the quality of player and plays not many others do

>>187279238
I'm gonna add more to this. How can I fix my playstyle when I'm playing with other chargers? My aim is fine, obviously because I main the Squiffer. But I have trouble with my positioning.

>>187279725
Yeah, with rank skipping there has to be rank plummets in the same manner. Like, from A to B-. And no safe zone, four cracks mean four cracks. Lower eanks should be more populated.

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I thought splat fest tees arent affected by drinks or am i just really unlucky

>>187279973
Learn the maps and beneficial sniping positions.

So is flight gonna be the low-pop side this time?

Is there any way to make rollers less shit? If the rest of your team isn't pulling their own weight in TW, you have basically no options. The time you waste trying to ambush people in matches usually just wastes time you can be using painting. The amount of ink you eat through just trying to paint is obscenely high, especially since you can't swim while you're firing, like any other weapon. Even using the Carbon, enemies can catch up to you and shoot you in the back if you try to get away, and they won't run out of ink while doing it either.

Are they just shitty, useless weapons? A shame since it feels nice to use one.

>>187280160
Carbon for painting behind enemy lines in TW.

In all other scenarios an aerospray is better.

>>187280037
In S+ you can get sent back all the way to S+ 0 if you crack but that should be the same in every other rank. Also the safe bar should be higher or removed entirely

>>187280232
Well aware. I farmed to 20 with one. But holy shit is it boring.

>>187277187
Sydney here, we get matched with other Aussies or Japs which isn't too bad. I don't have any connection problems but then again I have good internet and am in a major city. Just things to consider.

>>187279973
You gotta learn the good sniping spots, how to to reposition and how to survive
You have to get a feeling of each map, like at what range you're safe from a weapon rushing you down, where to go when you're getting harassed out of your spot or when the objective moves (rainmaker, tower). It's mostly a matter of knowing the map and each weapon's range, the more you play the better you'll get at it.
Map awareness is very important too

>>187279725
Are S+ 1 and 50 really have more difference than S+ and A? I really wanted to kill myself when my climb to S was basically "you get A you lose, you don't get one you win"
>>187280143
Since when? Flying shitters seem to be the majority

>>187280160
Buff them back to the first game level, outside from dynamo which needs to go and stay go?

>>187280762
Most of the "pros" are in S+ so you as a freshly minted S+0 will get matched with them constantly plus you'll get team mates who were carried by them but really have no idea how to play

>>187275479
Ive been sparkling like half the time look lately. What's it even mean?

I can't get a single fucking kill with the squelcher. Not a single fucking legitimate one.

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>>187280160
Carbon was the first weapon I ever got to SUPERFRESH with in Turf War, but initially, I was in the same boat as you are. I used the Carbon extensively in Splatoon 1, and I didn't like what they did to it in 2. It felt far too sluggish and passive. And to an extent, it IS sluggish and passive; it can take some time to wrap your head around its capabilities. Here are some tips for the Carbon:

Ink Saver Main, Swim Speed Up, and Special Charge Up are my go-to abilities. Sub Saver and Tenacity can also work well.

Pressuring your enemies into making mistakes should be the name of your game. Lob Autobombs constantly. Position your Ink Storrms so that you can herd the enemy into sticky situations. Few expect an Ink Storm to blow in from behind, for example.

Usually, you can escape/maneuver faster by jump flick, swim, repeat; rather than rolling.

Get a sense of your foes' max ranges, and exploit that knowledge. Aggressive shooter giving your team a hard time? Harass him incessantly. Throw your little Boston Terrier Bombs, feign attacks, whatever. But do so from a safe distance, just out of your target's range. If you space yourself correctly, you'll have time to roll out before getting hit, leading your target on a fruitless chase. Once he's overextended, seize the initiative and let him have it.

Speaking of initiative, you should always have it when attacking for a kill. This doesn't mean that you must sit around and wait for a victim. Stay on the move, jump-flicking, tossing bombs, and being a general shit-disturber. Sooner or later, you'll come across a firefight that you can thin out, or a straggler that you can backstab.

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Is the splattershot jr for shitters, /ink/?

>>187281370
Nothing is wrong with it? I can't kill anyone with blaster, even easymode ones like luna

>>187281436
Retards, fags and shitters.

>>187281436
if by splattershot jr you mean sloshers, then yes

>>187281370
The squelcher is a really defensive weapon. Find the high grounds and watch your flanks.

>>187281409
>Usually, you can escape/maneuver faster by jump flick, swim, repeat; rather than rolling.
That's probably the worst thing about S2 rollers. They're trying to turn them into awkward guns, instead of rollers.

>>187281787
Squelcher needs to be 3 shot kill, coming from somone that usually gets around 10 kills a game with it.

>>187281937
If you want something that splats in less shots at the same range, you have the .96 gal.
The squelcher is fine, it's got a good rate of fire and tight spread. Learn to aim.

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>>187275479
almost every time i play ranked

>>187282046
This. If you're shitting with it you probably just have trash positioning/aim.

>>187282046
Wheat the F*CK did you just say to me?

>>187282046
96 is way too slow

Just ordered MHXX so I can drop this stupid fucking game. Finally, Switch got a game.

>>187281787
Thats kind of why I didnt use it in the lower ranks. Its powerful for defense but to carry I had to be more aggressive and take the lead with the rapid blaster

>>187282334
>importer

>>187282334
So far I have BotW, Splatoon 2, Sonic Mania, and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on mine. All games that you can easily get lost in and put tons of hours into too which is why I dont really feel the lack of games or whatever.

>>187282046
>96 to Jet
>less shots at same range
This phrase grinds my ears.
First, number of shots only matters in conjunction with fire rate- Aerospray is a 5hko, but it's faster than .96's 2, for example. That doesn't matter here, Jet is still slower, but measuring in shots to kill is stupid unless we talk OHKO.
Second, Jet has way more range and accuracy than .96. If you want same fire rate as Jet but 3hko, there is Pro which has .96's range.

>>187282334
This >>187282386 what happens when you get sick of that game and stop playing it? It's going to become an invasive species.

>sloshing machine has stinger

Why

>>187282046
Thing is though, with the squelcher, if you don't have perfect aim on your first hit, the enemy will just scatter and he'll be impossible to hit.

>>187282334
Have fun with the hundreds of gathering quests my dude

Are motion controls actually better than stick or was I memed hard?

>>187282514
You knew the risks when you bought a switch, it'll be a dead man's land until next year at least
>>187282629
Shitters who hate gathering quests will get their casualised spinoff next year

>>187282697
It's a shooter, obviously sticks are horrendous.

>>187282697
no one actually uses sticks in splatoon

The fuck
why is the pro controller such a bitch to charge
the orange led only lights up if i plugged it into the dock while the switch is on but nowhere else

>>187282861
DS4s don't light up when I connect them to my laptop but they still charge. Might be the same with the Pros.

>>187282334
>blogging
>console war kid
>coming on a general to talk shit about the game
>>>/v/ squiddo

>>187282730
>liking filler quests
Lmao you're one dumb nigger
If anything cross is the casual game. I bet even MHW will be harder.

>>187282797
All my friends are avid stick users. Pretty amusing, they said motion was for retards until I started using it, then they said it was just difficult.
They don't suck that much though.

>>187283183
I think you might need to drop your """friends"""

>>187279473
They fixed that long ago but with how many shitters there are in S+, it might as well be the same. I could barely maintain S 50 in the first game but I'm carrying matches left and right in this game's S+. The only really good S+ people are the ones in actual competitive clans and the high ladder (2100+) league players

>>187280282
>In S+ you can get sent back all the way to S+ 0 if you crack
Ultimately doesnt matter because there's no difference in being S+0, S+23, S+45 or whatever outside of bragging rights because they're all pooled together
>Also the safe bar should be higher
Agreed, its way too easy to rank up and maintain rank

>>187283235
Eh, as long as I don't play ranked or SR with them I don't really care.

how are you supposed to know if you're good at this game if the ranked system is trash?

>>187283163
>/v/ faggot never played the game
figures, go back to your shitty containment general
>>187283183
>They don't suck that much though.
Like where, in B? I used sticks at first too but switched to motion later and never regretted that, trying to get back was a nightmare, and i usually play shooters on console so it's not like i have no experience with them.

>>187283447
>Like where, in B?
I don't think they play ranked enough to get an accurate rating, so they're probably unranked/C-/or B. I meant as in they can pretty consistently hit people, which is a pretty low bar I realize.

>>187283447
>>/v/ faggot never played the game
>figures, go back to your shitty containment general
???

>>187283163
do you actually play monster hunter or do you get to 3 star village quests and pretend to?

>>187283183
The amount of mental gymnastics stick users go through just to justify their unwillingness to get good at something new is just amazing.

>>187283572
Yeah. It only took me a couple of weeks to get good with it, and that's with wildly changing sensitivities along the way. Worst part is that they've been playing since Splatoon 1, I only played 2.

>>187283571
He clearly only read the opinions of retards from /v/ or /mhg/ (which is /v/ anyway)

>>187283571
Do you? cross is the easiest game in the franchise so far AND everything except G-rank is filled with awful gathering quests

fucking why is nintendo giving us the same treatment regarding maps and weapons again
i don't even want new maps and weapons
just give us the old maps back already

>>187284442
Just gotta keep it simple at first so it doesn't intimidate anyone

>>187283572
What if I admit gyro is a superior control scheme and willingly use sticks anyways

>>187284642
I'll call you a retard for not adapting, but respectfully.

>>187284642
Do you have a reason for not using it?

>>187284442
Because the model works

How are you supposed to even counter the rapid blaster in tower control?

>>187284896
shoot it until it dies

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>there's a jelly riding a tall unicycle juggling right outside the Manta Maria

So /ink/ which is it and why, flying or invisibility?

>>187285216
Invisibility because it's bound to be the least popular.

>>187285216
Invisibility because I generally prefer the action that doesn't draw attention to myself. Flight is for people that want attention.

>>187285268
It's marina's choice, so I'd imagine it to be the more popular of the two.

>>187285505
I don't think the general populace hates Pearl that much. Besides, Marina is only presenting uses in the form of crimes.

>>187284896
Avoid standing on the tower

>>187284746
Other than that I'm far more comfortable playing with sticks and only play laying down in handheld mode, not really. I got good with Kid Icarus Uprising's god awful retarded control scheme so I'm sure I could learn gyro if I really wanted to. I have good enough aim and don't feel disadvantaged to the point where I feel like I would need to switch so I haven't bothered

>>187284896
abuse the fact that they're practically defenseless in close quarters, alternately just have good map control so that they cant post up safely wherever they want

>>187285662
>and only play laying down in handheld mode
Okay, I think this is a decent reason. Playing handheld mode while sitting straight is difficult enough, doing it while laying down is impossible because you'd need to hold the Switch really weirdly probably.

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>Dynamo on your team
I-I didn't want to win anyway

>>187285580
That's all invisibility is really good for, doing things that would usually hold harsh consequences, then avoiding those consequences.

>furryshit
>LGBTshit
what's the next logical step /ink/?

>>187285841
It's also good for not dealing with people in general.

>>187285851
I think right now we're on Callie memes

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Hurricane anon here, rain is finally starting to get serious here, but my area still has power/net and it hasn't started flooding into my apt or anything. It does look like it's the middle of the night despite being 7:30am. I guess I'm gonna play some ranked, I hope I still have power when SR goes live. Stay safe out there Texas woomies.

>>187286389
Godspeed hurricanon

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>>187285325
>>187285879

>>187286389
Stay safe Hurricane anon, don't let hurricane woomtrina get you.

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>>187286389

Stay safe, squids!

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>>187286389
rip is peaches, friend

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>>187285216
Flying . There is nothing greater that I can think then to be able to untether yourself from the world . To explore an entire axis of existence and to soar above it all. That's only the tip of the iceberg as well. With flight I could go and visit my dearest friends with ease all over the world, and what country wouldn't want a visit from the fantastic flying man? I could be a star , a hero even, swooping in to save some damsel in distress or even easing the fears of some child by getting her cat out of a tall frail tree . I could even take others into the sky with me, just to show them how beautiful the world can be from a new perspective. That's why I want to fly.

>>187286521
Fedora fags generally want attention, that virgin guy from that comparison meme would be more appropriate.

>>187285662
Just force yourself to get used to it. I hated holding the joycons in my hands at first but after I got used to it I became much "better." The precision is just infinitely better.

>>187287030
Yeah but now my wrists are in constant pain

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>>187287468
Drink some milk sonny

>>187287575
But I'm lactose intolerant!

>>187287030
But I dont have a desire of learning it at this point of time

>>187287709
then get some calcium for your bones

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>>187287575

>>187287030
Anyone else feel like the tilt control is better with the JoyCons on the switch instead of the grip?

>>187289301
Your sensitivity might be different for docked/undocked. They have separate settings.

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Why do you hate her /ink/?

>>187289572
>/ink/
reddit*

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>>187289572
Pet tier

>>187289301
Yeah, people have said that. If you turn the controller from the middle of the controller, then the handheld mode will have a larger turning radius, which would probably result in a slightly different feel.
It looks more like a Wii U tablet.

Is there a gimmick I am not seeing with the 4th area boss in single player?
I can kill it fast with the charger, but all other weapons take me way to long to kill it.

>>187290618
The shower? There are rails hidden at the quadrants of the circle I think. I basically got on the middle thing I think, shot two, then got up one of the rails when he stood still again and shot the other two. It definitely takes longer, but not that much.

>>187290664
Splaalps or noottoon ?

>>187290757
Alright, that's what I've been doing as well. I'll just finish this boss first with all weapons and then continue on beating the rest of the stages.

>>187290921
Yeah, that's probably the one level that's a bit more difficult. As well as a couple of other charger/splatling levels.

>>187290618
Rollonium bundles and hidden rails

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>>187290774

>>187291069
>Rollonium bundles
Not him, but I never managed to hit those.

>>187291134
My best time accidentally was achieved with a roller because I happened to make a lucky shot that killed all four of them in one rollonium strike

>>187289183
>when the newbie throws out the tiny booyah

>>187289572
Pearl is best tier, Marina is a filthy thot who's only appeal is tits, beta male baiting soft spoken looking demeanor and low hanging pants

Before
>P: haha hey marina d-
>M: shut the fuck up you disgusting little monster

Now
>P: DUHUUUURRRR HUR... MABINA LOOKA DA OCTOPUS
>M: I-Im not sure why I'm here ...

What the fuck is treehouse doing ?

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>octo
>nigger
>criminal
>degenerate
>bully
Marina was a mistake.

>>187292297
She's also a pervert. What kinda creep peeks on people while they ink?!

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gulp

>>187291134
This, might be missing some trick but how you suppose to hit them to make them go up to hit the copters

>>187292174
I said weeks ago that the biggest problem with the idols is that the localization writers don't know who they want the idols to be. Now it's just really fucking obvious.

At the very least, there's one more heartwarming piece of dialog: for inkblot academy, sometimes you'll get:

>Both idols use their happy animations
>P:Hey Marina, remember that time we used splashdown here at the same time?
>M: Great minds ink alike!

>>187292449

I watch people ink while I'm sharking all the time

>>187292463
Obviously it's something by standing below them. But I can only make them go high, I can't hit the fuckers. You probably need to position yourself properly, but I just don't bother. The other methods are easier in my opinion.

>splatnet 2 wont update my singeplayer progress
for what purpose? It's been stuck at 866 percent for weeks after i've gotten all the hero weapons

>tfw all of my favorite weapons have sting ray attached to it and alts yet
fuck this special

>>187293389

>4 of my 5 favorite weapons have tenta missiles

>>187293479
>implying tenta missiles are bad
it completely forces people to move, how is that bad

>>187293389
I don't mind it. I sort of want the Splatling Deco for the bubble blower, but at the same time I know I'll hate the Splashwall over the sprinkler

>>187292174
You see t's funny because she's making references to octopuses and Marina has to awkwardly hide her dark secret that she's not actually a Squid.

>>187294073
>awkwardly hide her dark secret that she's not actually a Squid.
Why would she need to do that? No one cares she's not a Squid.
The dev's confirmed that squids don't care what you are as long as your fresh

>>187293673

I just want some variety. I play slosher, jet squelcher, splat duallies, nzap and h3. All weapons that are very different from each other in function, yet almost all of them give me tenta missiles

>>187294073
>"""""""""dark secret"""""""""""
literally everyone knows she's an octoling
the director has stated multiple times squids don't give a fuck what you look like, only if you're doing something fresh

>>187294023
The wall can be a little useful for when you're suddenly ambushed since it'll buy you time to rev up to counter attack.
Or like, run away if you don't happen to have full ink since I think that's what it takes to drop a wall and fire.

>>187294023
The problem with the Bubble Blower is that it's only on a small amount of weapons, all which will be slowly dripped out. It sounds neat but is a poorly executed release

>>187294437
Yeah its a shame.
The Bubble Blower is only on 5 of all the weapons in the game. And even then 2 of those are the same gun with one having a scope.

I've found that running and swimming around like a spaz in this game makes it much easier to get kills.

>>187296010
It's like it's hard to hit a moving target or something.

>Playing turf war
>for 5 games in a row, 8 of the 10 people in the game request into the next game
>ganes go back and forth

This is pretty comfy

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*teleports behind you*

Any sloshing machine/manta maria lobbies?

>>187290618
Just did this with the dualies, it took exactly 15 minutes. Holy moly.

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>>187296297

S O O N

>>187296398
I'm sort of glad there is no kill feed in Salmon Run so no one sees me dying to smallfry

>>187296297
They're using idols to push Inklings out of Inkopolis! Those monsters!

>>187296598
What is anatomy?

>>187296763
But Inklings are still Cephlapods though.

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>>187296491
Had a similar finish time with Brella and Dualies.

>>187296851
>But America was founded by immigrants!

>>187296297
We need to build a wall!

>>187296398

*blocks your retreat path*

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>>187296960
I thought it was called Inkopolis because they shoot Ink.
I now just realised it was called that because they are Inklings. I feel so stupid.

>>187296725
dying to drizzlers would be worse

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Is anyone else sick and tired of this cheap piece of shit? The few times I've seen it in ranked we always get 1v3'd and my shit team gets spawn camped.

>>187297280
Its especially worse when paried with a Tri Slower because they'll just spam Ink Armor for days.

>>187296837

It's the study of the human body, it's parts and how the parts work together usually. Why do you ask?

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Which one do I choose

Idea:
Make inkjet have a range limitation
Make stingray move a little faster

>>187297469
>attention whores vs insecure faggots
Just pick the best girl out of these two

>>187297329
>>187297280
Is splattershot jr actually broken?

>>187297606
Not really, just very pestering if done properly. Its Sun and ability are very nice and it is great at close range.

>>187292463
>>187292623
The direction of the bundles has less to do with how you're positioned and more to do with how the camera is angled. Try hitting a bundle, then hit it again but move only the camera angle, it'll change trajectory.

Still can't fucking hit those little assholes 9 out of 10 times though.

>>187297606
It's fire rate is very good, and it was the only Ink Armor weapon where its special bar requirement wasn't nerfed so it's very easy to get your special, and Ink Armor will win games

>>187297469
Left if you're not a furry.

>>187297469
Right if you're not a furry.

>>187297821
I think Ink Armor needs a serious nerf. Even if no other gun was touched, nerfing that would make me happy.
It is so brainless to use and so easily spammed. It always works 100% of the time and requires no positioning, aiming or timing like other specials.

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>>187297924
>>187297959

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>>187297924
>>187297959

Next splatfest:

>furries versus trans squids

>>187298784
I can't wait to beat up the furries on team Invisibility. I'm thirsty for blood and ink.

>>187299029
What makes you think furries would choose invisibility over the thing that lets them get more attention?

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>>187298784

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>>187299096
They made the squid boy icon for invisibility a racoon furry.

>>187299029
>furries on team invisibility
Never heard of birds? I would assume they are called featherys

>>187299461
I thought this as soon as I saw the Splatfest announcement. It looks almost like Nintendo did this on purpose.

>>187298784
>For the first time in Splatoon history, we are allowing friendly fire during this splat fest to see how the community responds

>>187299461
That's just a normal squid head's outline with some furry features scribbled in. You could make anything furry then.

>>187299749
I guess this splatfest really is gonna be Trannies vs Furries

>>187298042
I can agree with that. At least with The Bubbler you could push them away by shooting them, now they can just charge at you

>>187299816
How would that work? I thought Inklings were immune to ink of their own color.

>>187299816

>every person on every team os throwing for the other team
>everyone just sits at unpainted mid in squid form
>furries on team trans start tiffing using voice commands

>>187300180
Everybody has a different shade of their colour?

>>187299914
As if trannies wouldn't pick invisibility. Most of them want to be left the hell alone

>>187294250
>The wall can be a little useful for when you're suddenly ambushed
maybe if it didnt take 3 years to fully deploy

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>>187300505
t. tranny in denial

>>187301058
>have been on hrt 3 years
>denial
but seriously fuck all the tranny posts

>>187301058
I mean if we're being real, most of the reason Trains choo-choo so much on line is because they probably can't talk about it irl.

>Play Turf War to get used to Sloshing machine
>Start to rush to the center, something the Sloshmo is great at, while a teammate who's painting every inch of his spawn from the start THIS WAY's me repeatedly, I assume for not joining his shitty little painting project.
>Hold mid by myself because entire enemy team is aeroshitters who can't get close enough to shoot me
>End game with twice as many kills and more p than anyone else

Fuck off with your This Way, faggot. Glad I didn't need any ground to ink on respawns because I have fucking Stingray anyways.

>>187301595
>>187301058

I 100% guarantee you that if a tranny can pass they are not bragging about what they used to be.

>placing a beacon on the spawn
Is this some 4D chess strategy?

>When you do so good in a match killing the enemy team they all go after you and still can't kill you three to four versus one
I think my sides almost ripped right out of me near the end of the match, felt good.

>>187301589
ahahahaha

I doubt he comes to /ink/, but a shoutout to anyone at level 50 named Maximus, who kicked my ass for an hour or so with the Sloshing Machine.

>>187301828
Guaranteed escape jump target I guess?

>just want to grind my splatfest shirt
>keep getting on teams of people who are too afraid to push out
>be the only one leaving the spawn area
>kill at least two people before finally getting swarmed
>team still won't leave
This has been my last five games what the hell is going on

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>>187298042
Maybe the windup for it to activate is made longer?
That feel when I successfully killed those guys before their ink armors finished turning on

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>>187286128
And that's alright with me.

I'd like to see people post autobombs and octobombs, cute little explodeybots.

>use tri-slosher
>die a lot
>lose
What the fuck, /ink/? I thought you said this was suppose to make me win every game?

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>>187297280
I've been getting more kills with splat bombs than the gun itself when I use it.

>>187301840
I find it funny as hell when people get that mad and try to hunt you down especially if they ignore their target in ranked

>>187302276
It is an actual crutch weapon that requires little aim, can kill in like two hits, gives you armor, and has a good grenade. How can you fuck that up?

>>187302042

I thought you could always jump to spawn. I'll test it out in the game that just started.

>>187301610
>while a teammate who's painting every inch of his spawn from the start THIS WAY's me repeatedly, I assume for not joining his shitty little painting project.
love bullying players like those by just sitting outside spawn and killing them, especially if they're all on the same team

>>187302446
Yeah, the first time it happened for me too. Felt good to see myself improving in PVP enough to get people mad enough to hunt me.

>>187302276
>outrange all short range shooters
>outrange brushes
>use ink armor for your whole team
>kill with little aiming
Nah, it'll just win most games

>>187302464
I don't know. I feel like it requires a little more skill than people are claiming.

>>187302192
I want Callie to explode on me!

What gear goes with Team Flight aside from Aviator's and Pilot Goggles?

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>>187302982

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>>187302982

>>187302816
The actual skill with it comes in how good you are at spacing. A lot of this games fights comes down to who manages the spacing better or ambushes. If you know the person you are fighting can out-range you, don't go in or you'll die

Is your woomy dominant or submissive in bed?

>>187302982
I think that sounds grosser than you intended it to.

https://squidboards.com/threads/discussion-it-is-important-to-minimise-deaths.30754/

#3 is the best goddamn advice I ever got in this game

Leveling up after 40 is so slow goddamn

Give me three (3) reasons to pick Invisibility over flight.
Hint: "b-but pearl!!" don't count

>The degenerates choice
Those woomies wont see what hit them!

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>tfw no more squid sisters
>instead we get gremlin and nigger
>splatoon 3 will be even worse somehow
>they'll probably be boys! or inkling to octoling trannies
it always gets worse, never better

Why are all the degenerates on invisibility? Also, putting idols aside, is there any real reason to pick invis over flight? The only reason you'd want invis is if you're a pervert or a criminal.

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>>187303487
>Boy idols
NEVER

>>187303564
Nothin' wrong with being a malefactor :^)

>>187303564
Team Invisibility is just Team Bad Guys
It's up to the flying super hero troop to stop them next week.

>>187303375
Choose it because I'm on flight and I want more invisiscrubs to wipe the floor with.

>>187303375
Despite picking flight myself, allow me to play devil's advocate:

1. Nobody will bother you when you're busy with things if they can't see you.
2. As SpongeBob has proven, being able to fly means that others will ask you to do the crap they're too lazy to take care of themselves.
3. You don't need to worry about air traffic and/or getting shredded due to being sucked into the engine of a passing jet. Hey, it never said how fast you could fly.

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>>187303598
Don't worry. They will look like girls and you will think they are for 6 months before they drop it on us that they are boys

>>187303294
Submissive. Anyone who would want dominant is gay

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>>187303765
>Team Bad Guys
Fuck yeah

>>187303487
>boys
Don't give Nintendo any funny ideas.

>>187275810
October is the joke.

>>187303564
>Implying being a pervert and criminal without reprecussions isnt living the dream
Neger bitte

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>>187304026
>octo history month

>>187304114
What good have Octolings done for our society? They're nothing but leeches, sucking off of welfare and causing more crime in Inkopolis than any other species put together!

>>187303879
Lil Judd, quit rubbing yourself.

Has the Japanese Splatfest theme been announced yet?

Holy DICK do I love the sloshing machine. I feel like the fastest faggot in the universe with this thing, real U CAN'T HIT WHAT U CAN'T CATCH shit. I never feel like I lucked out or barely scraped by when I kill someone with this thing, I always feel like I 100% outplayed them and shat all over them. Chasing people around with autobombs and cutting off their escape routes, hitting people over walls AND around corners, dancing in circles around people, goddamn this must be what it's like to have a weaponfu

But why in god's name does it have to have Stingray? I don't even see how that works with the kit.

>>187303858

>at the final splatfest for Splat2, it's revealed that pearl is actually a woomy (spaghetti)

What do you think a member of Off the Hook has ever made the other cry?

lost outpost

>>187304565

Yeah its "japan should stay demilitarized" versus "japan should build up its military"

>>187303375
If you don't, I'm going to bully you

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>>187303487
>boys!

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>>187304114
When's the inkling version of Donald Trump?
We need someone to clean up our land.

>>187304595

If I were to guess, the Sloshing Machine build is probably meant to draw people out of hiding; throw a bomb to smoke squids out or use the Sting Ray to harass anyone that's out of sight.

Of course, I would've rather had literally any other special in the game. If they were going to be cute and give the Brella a rain cloud, why not give Sloshmo the Bubble Blower?

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>>187304338

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>>187305045

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>don't use Slosher to avoid the game full of Sloshers meme
>play against one Slosher in 10+ games
>after scrubbing Splatfest tee decided to give it a whirl since it doesn't seem popular
>4+ Sloshers in every game now

>>187305045
Dolphin Grump.

>>187305302

Mr Grizz maybe?

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>>187305353
>Mr.Grizz is Donald Trump
I can get behind this.
I demand art,

>>187303487
>boy idols
>bad
as a fujoshit this is my number one wish for Splatoon

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>>187305261
>wig hair, but also strange fabric tentacle hair

>>187305445

Nah Grizz pays well

Answer me this
Is ninja squid good? and how much swim speed ups do I need to counter its effects?

>>187303487
Cute shota idols would be great though.

>>187305353
>>187305445
Only if Mr. Grizz is literally Donald Trump, having somehow survived an apocalypse and several millenia
He wants the Golden Eggs not because they're useful, but just because he really likes gold.

>>187305550
do you also want them to be secretly overtly in love?

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>>187305045
Somewhere out there

>>187305353
>rich
>likes gold
>likes to talk
Fair enough I guess

>>187305635

1. No

2. Don't

>>187305669
>>187305445
Mr Grizz doesn't talk about how great he is though, or have a map of the electoral college votes in his office.

>>187305669
Even better.
>>187305770
He's focused on work.
he has to keep the map hidden, can't make it too obvious when there's degenerate octolings with weapons walking around.

>>187305685
Nah. It's better to just be able to enjoy fanart and headcanon shit

>>187305728
Is Mr. Grizz a germaphobe? Does he have OCD?
Trump prefers to pay for things with exact change. Grizz mostly pays you in 25cent grocery store turnstyle toys.

>>187305770
We need to see Grizz's Sqwitter.

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>>187305646
>>187305550
>>187305038
I WOULD LITERALLY BOYCOTT THE GAME

>>187297280
My main, its lovely with sub down and ink recovery, tossing 2 splatbombs in a row is brutal.

>>187306102
>Grizz is a germaphobe, that's why he has to hire other people to deal with the disgusting, filthy salmon

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Ranked needs a maybe 20 or 30 second period in which i can change my weapon depending on what my team has. I would play chargers more if I knew i was going to be the only one my team. And if time is an issue they could just shave off the ending sequence being much longer than it needs to be.

>>187289572
I hated her at first but now I'm realizing that not only is she best girl, but Marina is a traitor that needs to be physically removed.

>>187306445
That's league mode.

Is is true that drinks don't change the tendency of spaltfest tees? want to use bad one to grind if so

is there swimspeed cap from annie's store better than sub power up?

>>187306651
It should, and your Splatfest tee will level up faster. Drinks just have a terrible rate of giving you the abilities you want

>>187305770
Mr. Grizz does appear to be in cahoots with Judd. Why else would Judd have a slice of seared salmon in his food bowl?
Is Mr. Grizz trying to gain favor with Judd, the ultimate enforcer of order, the scorekeeper, the Judge of Inkopolis?
Investigative Journalists uncover signs of collusion between Grizzco Industries and Turf War referees.
Crew wipe? Let's see how many eggs you collected. Only 14? Sad!

>>187306564
Yeah but I mean for solo ranked play, since I don't have anyone else I know who plays splatoon.

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You best be collecting eggs.

>>187306809
>go to check his food bowl
>oh shit it does
Viva le revolution, remove cats and bears.

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This weapon is fun

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>>187306651
the drink changes the brand influence of the clothing, it is a waste if you use it on like for example a swim speed ticket on krak-on gear and it does not increase the chance of getting the sub you want

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You better be at the Lost Outpost today. We've got work to do.

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>>187307034
>thats mr.grizz

here is the real picture of him

>>187305635
It's been nerfed such that you're still making a divot in the ink as you swim

>>187298784
wtf I love furries now?