/ss13g/

first for my waifu emilia

first for vox

>>187264327
Oh look a pagef rom favorite gender bender manga thats ongoing right now

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Holoparasites when?

>>187265751
>Holoparasites
Holosymbiotes you mean

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>>187263329
Neither the air or the mix are used while cryo is on but doesn't have occupants

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>turn off air alarm treshholds and create high pressure death traps
>vent cryo
>release polyacid smoke in chemistry
>turn off environment power in a few places to disable the doors but nothing else
>blow up lights
>fuck with the doors in less obvious ways than just shocking all of them
>sic sec on my own borgs and blame the roboticist, sadly the borgs didn't fight back
>buddy up with engineering by fixing my own mischief
>set a trap for the detective to investigate the PA, flood plasma there, then let him out, so he tells people I wasn't responsible and so people steer clear of engineering while I'm busy there
>utterly fuck the escape wing
>mfw managed to convince a security officer who recovered my card to enable wireless, to attack the HONK mech and to call a death sentence on the roboticist


It's fun doing less extreme stuff than station wide plasma floods. It's especially fun to mess with specific people too. After 1.5 hours and because I was crashing every 5 minutes, I decided to end it.

>>187266649
Thank god you ended it when you did. That round was terrible

>I died 20 minutes in because I kept crashing and I slipped into space and died
>I got to watch as MemeSlaw the fucking IAA meme'd his way into YET ANOTHER adminbus with Jones Bones
>then I got to watch the heads of the station, sit around for 5 minutes while Jones Bones went braindead, only to comeback and start randomly shooting people.

That was a god awful bus, and of course the fucking IAA gets to be apart of it, YET AGAIN. For the 9th round in a row

>>187266649
>sec enabling wireless on a carded tator AI
Oh god I'm having flashbacks to all the "accidental" doorshocks that happened when I was retarded enough to do this

>>187267205
Im getting sick of watching memeslaw get adminbus attention when Ive never, not once, have had a fax or message answered as captain or iaa and the only prayer was to kill me
Kinda disgusting to see memespouting get answered and not forms formatted with upmost care.

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>tfw every time you find another player you like playing with in your department, they end up disappearing into thin air or start playing another department
Maybe I should just give up my hopes of having pleasant rounds with people and go full-time mute carbon-robot doctor. I'm convinced something about how I act must be what's driving all the nice people away from my department.

>>187268057
Get on the discord.

We're waiting for you.

>>187268558
But that's where all the UNpleasant people live.

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What did you do the first time you played assistant well?

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>>187268057
Just follow the meme and play a random name random appearance or just stay low key as possible. it'll save you a lot of headache when the player base decides to sacrifice you for petty drama.

>>187269756
What's subtler?

Random appearance, static name
Static appearance, random name

>>187269907
Name can be spotted on the manifest and over radio communications. Body only in LOS, if you're not wearing a hardsuit or whatever. But people can still pick you out with a static appearance if you stay in one place doing the same thing too long across rounds.

>>187268723
Killed like 13 people and got away with it as a non-antag on GOON back in 2011. Apparently half of them turned out to be revs. After that, I just became more and more of a menace, until I got it all out of my system.

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>>187269907
>>187270101
you also gotta keep in mind people will target your ckey if they're really petty. Just play like a perfectly autistic robot and pray you don't trigger someone. Don't befriend anyone, always keep a two tile distance from everyone, always wear a gasmask. if random isn't your cup of tea play a male with black hair in the Jensen or Mulder cuts and do only use the top 10 most popular Anglo white names on your preferred baby name site. Pray no one husbandos you otherwise hard delete your byond account and start new.

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The adminbus from the other night with the Lunar revolution against the dictatorship fuelled by NT left me thinking about implants.
I get that loyalty implants deconvert revs but not head of revs and prevent any further subversion of the crew but from a lore POV how do they work?
Because I've seen security officers getting tatored while being implanted.

Where can I give pomf money?

Asking for a friend

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So this started updating again.

>>187270980
Thanks for asking! I wouldn't have noticed.
http://decompressed-comic.tumblr.com/post/155235632472

>>187270703
I've been playing on both /tg/ and /vg/ with random names and appearance for years now and no one knows I exist, just the way I want it.

https://www.patreon.com/pomf >>187271096

>>187270980
The only thing that is set lorewise is that it makes you feel a surge of loyalty toward NT. All syndicate agents and revheads have (presumably) undergone special conditioning to resist the effects.

>>187270980
Traitor and Revs are 2 different things anon.

A traitor is just someone working for the syndicate trying to fuck over nanotrasen. Loyalty implants against a company you feel no loyalty towards doesnt work.

The revolution however, is a bunch of quacks believing they are right and they need to kill the heads to rule the station, they feel some loyalty to the company, but not enough to stop them from revolting against nanotrasen.

>>187271212
Noice. And it's kept the greyshirt theme.

>>187271543
The revs are also working for the syndies, aren't they? The brainwashing tech in the flash was made by a syndie company.

>>187271543
>>187271457
>>187271212
I see, thanks for clarifying my doubts

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>>187270703
I've staticnamed my whole life and never had this problem.
Maybe, instead of people being petty, the problem MIGHT be you?

>>187271651
Just because people take help from others during revolutions doesn't mean they joined their sides.

America didn't become french during the revolutionary war because france loaned america ships and guns.

>>>187272025 loaned
We didn't pay them back, either.

Is this the most popular ss13 has gotten? It feels like there's more and more people hearing about the game and playing it on servers, not just counting /vg/

>>187272250
Pomf Serbian has seen higher traffic.

>>187272250
the server sure felt more alive in 2016

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>>187270703
>not staticnaming as a bald manlet or something else goofy like Space Hitler
This is light RP, anon. We've had people roleplaying or just playing superficially as Yu-Gi-Oh characters and so much more. Stop being normal. It isn't healthy.

>>187272449
and remember: if you self-shill your retarded "goofy" character hard enough, you may even meme yourself into becoming an admin!

>check /v/
>hl3 lead writer just released the final story on his website
>hl3 is kill
I demand a bus in honor of Half Life

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>>187272579
Call it whatever you want. I'm having fun without dealing with drama.

>>187272670
I'm glad you faggots and your denial is finally over.

>>187273081
It has only just begun.

>want to be mime
>YOU ARE THE HOP
>THERE ARE NO OTHER HEADS
>THERE IS NO SECURITY
>spend whole round being HOPCAPCURITY
>just want to die the whole time
>go full powergamey and get weapons, advanced magboots and whatever
>don't actually do shit
>just run around as trouble rises
>keep the mime brain's company for a while before I decide to free her from her misery
>get murdered by the acting HOS and CMO in the shuttle before it even launches
>they weren't antags
good memes

>>187273146 It is not relevant to the thread. Make a new general or take it back to /v/

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>get tatored and try to loose the goose because noone can come aboard shuttle alive
>unweld and unwrench bottom emitters
>contained
>turn power up to two
>still contained but grabbing things
>eventually loose it by going in there and turning off the emitters
>Singulo then eats me and AME eats it
Its a learning experience

>>187273165
did you ahelp it?

>>187273209
Make a new general for what?

>>187273214
it was the end of the round and I didn't really give a fuck so no

I don't Ahelp each time I get killed, I just assumed they were antags until the final screen, and when you get the SMELELELELE it's too late to bother anyway

>>187273165
I came in after being almost murdered by the guy and saw you with his sword in hand, I didn't see the dead corpse in the corner. I'm so sorry.

>>187273214
Don't be a pussy.

>>187273306
all good, I'm just surprised the HoS didn't stop you

he had just captured him and I decided to do a field execution on the spot because I couldn't be bothered to deal with him

>>187273165
>want to be mime
>YOU ARE THE HOP
>they weren't antags
Should've grabbed a costume and rejobbed your ID.

>>187273165
HoS here, I was literally too stunned to do anything while Riccardo killed you. Honestly I should have stopped him, but he did express remorse. I was just so surprised by it.

>>187273437
I was literally the only head on the station, I couldn't just let it all go to shit

>>187273494
well fuck me I guess, oh well

>>187273437
Although if you already took the HoP slot it's your responsibility to at least appoint another HoP.

>>187273521
Hopcurity is worse than no heads.

>>187273568
the only sec was a detective too so there wouldn't have been any serious sec

my only regret was not calling it sooner

>>187273165
>>186032779

>>187265751
You DARE provoke me into using my「HOLOPARASITE???」

>>187273649
Hopcurity is worse than no heads AND no sec.
Literally nothing is better than hopcurity.

>>187273649
I thought I did pretty well. I did kill three bad guys.

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>be hop, there's no sec
>can't hopcurity because it's bad
>if you recruit people for sec, you can bet your ass they're the antags

The fuck are you supposed to do in this scenario?

>>187273947
I mean, it's not like actually arrested anyone though all I did was promote the the detective to HoS

>>187273981
you did plenty well, would make you an HoS again

>>187273992
promote and implant and hope they're not antag, that's all you can do

>>187273992
recruit people for sec, so you know who the antags are

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>>187273270
>it's too late to bother anyway
>he doesn't know

>>187273557
Just leave the ID sitting in your office.

>>187274135
And if even the antags don't volunteer for sec (a scenario that happened for me a couple times)?

>>187273992
Implant and recruit latejoiners.
Very small window for them to get autotator'd, and you live close-ish to arrivals.

>>187273992
Stop giving a fuck and recruit greytiders.
Also fuck faggots who shit on hopcurity. Anything can be necessary under the right context.
This has always worked for me. Believe in the assist in assistant.

>>187274298
that's meta-gaming.

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>>187274270
Hold a draft: >>187273863

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>forcefed an injured individual about five poppies as treatment
>forget that they contain opium now rather than bicaridine
i hope you liked your minor high at least

>>187274389
not if the Weimar grants sec checkpoint emergency powers by captain decree

>>187274389
Don't say you're doing it for that reason.
>Since you are not settled in...
Etc etc.

>>187274389
Hardly in practice. No admin is going to pull you over for it.

>>187274435
opium works just like bicaridine

>>187274435
opium is plant bicaridine, plant variants and chemistry variants of all drugs stack if they are different reagants with the same effect

>>187269756
Best part of randomname random appearence is when a static is really nice to you one round and then hates your guts the next. I guess it's just nice to see when roleplay and first impressions matter.

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>>187271212
>someone made a donation to get "Fuck you Duny" written as graffiti every now and again
amazing

Why don't clowns get B-4

It looks exactly like C-4, but when it explodes, banana's fly everywhere, kind of like the grenade, but more.

It also should honk loudly and make anyone near the explosion center deaf.

>>187275591
This is great, but the clown already gets like 6 exclusive items.

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This guy comes to the station and starts giving the SUCC to the crew. What do you do?

>>187275828
target head with fireaxe dual gripped.

Where do you get more boxes for building the AME?

>>187275828
Get enthralled.

>>187271212
>side-scrolling SS13 beat em up
>borgs in the later stages of the game don't flinch when you hit them, so they're impossible to beat unless you picked up the flash in Stage 6

>>187275889
It's a cargo supply crate.

dead game dead thread

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>>187276561
dead anon
POW

>>187276679
>that posture and grip
Dead sides

>>187276679
>that arm

what the fuck

Caliber change to 10mm, autosear and extended mags for glocks when?

I want jean blancy to shove my face into the carpet as she pounds my boypussy with her nigger cock so hard my worthless white dicklet squirts all over the ground!

I want to demote Jean and @187276937 and then sell them to two different vox traders!

Space a tranny and a fag today

>>187276937
>>187277130
why would you do this?

>>187277183
The (you)'s

>>187277183
Sell them to two different vox traders? So they never meet again and are forced to do hard labor, fitting punishment for being faggots

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Took getting banned for my /vg/ness to make me realize it, but I'm reaching the end of my foray into ERP allowed servers (specifically Citadel).
Besides it just getting boring and no longer challenging me as a writer and roleplayer, there's so many things wrong with it. The drama people brew up over who ERPs who is beyond petty and a constant, if you want to do more than one scene with someone it's never just textfucking and RP. Nobody likes to make things clear in LOOC just IC everything no matter how shitty it ends up. I'd do Vorestation but it's fucking vore and furries almost exclusively. ERP in ss13 was a mistake.

>dfw cant find any time to sleep nevermind test updates I want to push

I have an IAA alt title job ready for barebones implementation if anyone would be willing to test it. I want to add additional content to it but itll require sprite work Ill have to wait on.

Dont want to sit on content I could push now while I try to get caught up with work.

>>187277836
>pr0 ERPer
show screens of your non-cringeworthy ERP

>>187277836
>wasting writing talent to jack off fags

Why not spend that time creating library content?

>>187278138
It's all cringeworthy, even the good stuff, all ERP is, who are you even kidding?

>>187278157
Writers block, jerkin myself off, wasting time. I'll think about writing more real smut and binding books, not a bad idea.

>>187276937
Shut up Grimlock

How to set up macros? I want to join the MLG validsports scene

>tfw your waifu rarely ever plays

>>187279439
Isn't that better in the end, anon?

>>187279439
who is she? flatter them and maybe they will play more

>>187279439
>not being your own waifu

>>187279710
No!
>>187279740
I'm too shy, she'll know who i am...
>>187279918
How?

Mayweather or McGregor /ss13g/?

>>187279439
>>187279710
>>187279740
>>187279918
>>187279979
stale meme

>>187267697
Who did that anyway? It wasn't the Warden

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>small plasma leak that's scrubbed in a few moments and 2 smes are blown up but third is still functioning
>CALL THE SHUTTLE
>Bomber ran off and died presumably from wounds they caused themselves.

>try trader for the first time
>spend most of my time trying to get 100$ just to get a pda
>spend the rest doing jack shit
it's shit/10

>>187280682
Attain experience.

>>187280642
>CALL THE SHUTTLE
No shit. The traitor detective called it and hunted down the only active head right after.

Remind me why we let Jews play this server again?

>malachi releases singulo in almost record time on accident
>next round "I'll do it slowly this time!"
>He would release it again had I not lowered the computer to 0.
>He also ejected tanks from canisters without closing them.

>>187273568
>Hopcurity is worse than no heads.

>Be Warden
>No applicable candidates for Captain
>Wander down to the HOP's office to find that someone's already Law 2'd the spare and is making themself captain.
>I can either arrest them, resulting in NO captain, or I can be /that/ Warden who makes himself captain.
>Decide to just let him be captain after talking to him.
>In under 5 minutes, half of the station has all access.

real
gremlin
hours

>>187280931
>hippie refugees

>join late as the CMO, looking for some relaxing time watching after lowpop medbay
>forgot I had traitor on, immediately get autotraitored on the arrivals shuttle.
>oh well, here we go
>power outage, crowbar my way into secure tech and take the insulated gloves, flashes and robotics control board
>check out my office and find someone hacked in and stole my locker
>PDA the detective and explain it, he says he will get on the case
>grab an emag so I can emag the MoMMI and give him some silly objective
>go afk for a bit because cramps
>come back and see the detective in the hall walking towards mebday
>change direction and walk back to medbay to open the door so he can scan it
>he thinks I was running away because he got my prints off the door while I was gone and takes me in
always check role prefs, mistakes were made

>>187280991
>Be Warden
>Wander down to the HOP's office

reminder that wardens who leave the brig are valid

Traitors act like a Mommis are going to tell everyone they tried to emag them.

>>187281060
I was the only member of Security as well

>>187281060
Also: Pretty much every round plays out the same. Because of the way people play this game, people will rush the spare, sometimes even when there's a captain.

>>187281030
>stole my locker

That was me. I was a late join mime that got auto-traitored with the objective of taking your jumpsuit. I hacked in, stole the locker, and shot it open with the mime glove-gun.

I later rescued the janitor from being stuck in maint. I had a piece of explosive chewing gum and chewed on it, ready to place it on him. Instead, I fucked my click up (my travel mouse has a fucked up left click where sometimes it double clicks, I really need to get rid of this piece of shit travel mouse) and put the gum back in my mouth, wherein it exploded and gibbed me. This left behind a deaf janitor who had just seen the mime seemingly randomly explode.

Fun times.

>>187281182
Is there an established WR for spare%?

>>187281353
Mechanic spawn location on Boxstation. Spam the wires in your office to get the test, and then hurry through the bathrooms. I think that's the fastest way.This should always beat the HoS to it even if he doesn't open his locker, but it will never (obviously) beat the HoP if they do the same.

People even do this stuff on Baystation, albeit only on the Wizard and Ninja gamemodes.

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>>187280991
>real gremlin hours

>>187281683

>Gabriel Gallant [Common] [Librarian] Says "ID modification computer in ghetto surgery filled with captain level IDs"
i sleep

>Dick Richards [Common] [Engineer] Says "gremlins in atmos"
REAL GREMLIN HOURS

>>187281642
>spam wires in office

Not optimal, just pick tools and run to the cap maint access and try to pulse the test wire. If you get shocked then suicide succumb and try another run.

>>187282126
You start out with glubs anyway when you spawn as a mechanic but yeah you're right that's probably faster

>People STILL, STILL Try to erp on vg

wew, I just dont get why

>>187281642
WRONG. I think it was EMILIA Davidson who pioneered the 'roundstart disposal' method.

Remember to execute and space any one caught going for the spare. It is the most delicious of things.

>>187283184
Enojoy your ban

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*BEEP*

*YANK*

*CRUNCH*

That's all it takes for an ASL Agent to break into your department with the intent to find and kill your static. Why don't you own a gun?

>>187283540
asl agent more like a/s/l agent

>>187283540
American Sign Language Agent?

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>>187283607
Appereance
Staticname
Location

>>187283317
>grand theft
>grand tresspass
>grand b&e
>abuse of power (if they attempt to assume command)

Yea naw, turn and face the wall.

>>187283540
Because I like every other reasonable person here know space station 13 is a video game, my static is a character I created. I'm not very attached to an idea, an idea that can't die or change because it's not real.

I do no harm, I keep to myself. I work my 9-5 at the oil refinery and come home to play a round, maybe two. I fully understand that this is a video game, it's not real. This is all for fun. I know my static character is not real, almost everyone else does too. I think there's something deeply wrong with your head, you've been posting for weeks now this idea of killing all statics as if you can kill an idea, like you believe them to be real. It's quite sad to see and reminds me how easily people fall into the trap of thinking this game is real because it's perfect escapism bait.

I am keeping you in my prayers, find a therapist soon.

>>187283816
fucking this, but don't execute unless captain or else mememins will get on your shit. just throw them in perma

>>187283540
because all I need is lube

>>187283816
grand trespass and breaking and entering don't stack, just use the higher one

>>187283841
I'm not sure if to laugh at the oil refinery part or be let down that you're taking my post this seriously

I just thought the ASL thing was funny

>>187284014
>Anti-Static league fags are so stupid they fall for obvious bait
guess you have to be retarded to hate static naming...

>>187283184
This, and for the AI upload too. Especially for shitfags like Gary.

>>187266649
If you do a series of things you get found out if there is an AI or a Detective/HoS who is not utterly retarded

>>187285917
I swear Heads are always retarded. Always.

Can monkeyed lings still sting or do they need to turn back first?

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>>187279981
money for sure

Hey, Rusty, if you're around, I just want to thank your nerd magic for enlightening me as to the true beauty of bombs.

>>187287229
Not him but what are your bombs at

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>James Vorter [Common] (Research Director) asks, "What is the current location of Desmond?"
>Keziah Zimmer [Common] (Captain) says, "Desmond is innocently growing hot chilis in perma."
>James Vorter [Common] (Research Director) exclaims, "Good!"
>Vlad Von Carstein [Common] (Anomalist) asks, "Hot Chilis?"
>Vlad Von Carstein [Common] (Anomalist) asks, "So he can walk through spacde?"
>Vlad Von Carstein [Common] (Anomalist) says, "Oh boy"
>Keziah Zimmer [Common] (Captain) says, "Yes the most innocent of plants"
>Jeb Noton [Common] (Head of Personnel) asks, "What else?"
>Keziah Zimmer [Common] (Captain) says, "Just hot chilis"
>Keziah Zimmer [Common] (Captain) says, "And some shroosm"
>Vlad Von Carstein [Common] (Anomalist) says, "Hot chilis counteract space"
>Keziah Zimmer [Common] (Captain) says, "OH"
>Keziah Zimmer [Common] (Captain) says, "STOP THAT"
>Keziah Zimmer [Common] (Captain) says, "DESMOND RUN"
>Keziah Zimmer [Common] (Captain) says, "GO DOWN"
>Keziah Zimmer [Common] (Captain) says, "DESMOND"
>Keziah Zimmer [Common] (Captain) says, "NO"
>James Vorter [Common] (Research Director) says, "Well, that just about confirms it. WE ARE LEAVING"

>>187279981
I want to see the beltman beat Mayweather but even if Connor is good enough to not get picked apart he'll lose by points. Pacquiao should have beat him tbqh

>Try lifeweb expecting weird fun
>12 year old chinese girl asks me to make her food
>Tell her i'd be happy to
>She gets all sad saying that she cant pay for it
>Tell her that its not a problem
>She asks me if she can come in
>Figure why not
>She starts asking if she can fuck me

You people werent kidding.

>>187288748
I don't know anything about boxing, but winning by "points" seems fucking gay to me

>>187288850
I imagine it's useful when two equally skilled boxers go up against each other and don't manage to knock each other out. See: picture of those two really bloody boxers from the 20s or whatever

>>187288834
Did you kick her out?

I want to try lifeweb real bad but I gotta upgrade dreamseeker or some shit

>>187288850
It's just how it's done. There's a reason MMA took off.

>Be clown
>Spawn in, do clown things, Spend a good 5 minutes walking around honking punpun with my horn
>Librarian reads WGW and gets lynched, drag his body around honking it with my horn, eventually CMO gets him away from me and clones him.
>Honk on by, IAA asshole steals my shoes when I intentionally slip myself on water, Declare war on him.
>Go to arrivals and get my shoes out of disposals, honk back across the station to escape
>Go through maint and find obvious murder of above IAA, find the body hidden away and start dragging it around honking it
>eventually CMO gets it away from me and clones him too
>Mention on the radio 'boy it sure is weird that three people have died already' 'why do you know three people have died?' 'I'm a clown.'
>honk around a while, rob the vault and buy gachas, throw them at people
>Go to HOP office while dragging the nuke around and ask for access as clowns are want to do
>Scientist runs up and obvious asks HOP if he can murder me
>HOP coughs and I say something about virology which he says 'yeah' to
>Scientist starts tasing me, then beating me with his gun, then lasers me to death and instantly drags me to robotics and cuts my head off
>I adminhelped only at this point because forceborging is a lot more of a dick move than just murder, no response given.
>Borged, obviously go secborg, follow the scientist and arrest him while hes fucking around on the bridge because he murdered and forceborged a innocent crewmember and clearly needs to be seperated from the crew
>Captain defends the scientists actions by saying its his job, Scientist says that its human nature and I should arrest all humans and other dumb stuff like that
>Admin starts pming me about how the scientist was fully justified in randomly killing me and not to brig him + other asimov related stuff Eventually I get blown by said scientist after the captain releases him
Clowning is a hell of a time.
This all happened in the first 20~min or so of the round I should mention.

>>187289797
How was he justified? Logs?

getting real fucking tired of middle clicking and my hands not switching

actually I'm getting real fucking tired of doing anything in this game and not having the actual command go through. What kind of bullshit arbitrary lag do we fucking have? This kind of shit shouldn't happen.

>>187290737
>middle clicking
Why not hit x?

>>187281683
>>187280991
I leave a spare blank ID with all access in the ID computer and toss it ontop of a mule and send it around the station

>>187289797
It turned out the HoPtain was actually a traitor, and he had specifically blamed you for the murders, along with having given orders to the scientist to carry out a borging of you.

>>187290398
I aint no snitch. If you really care to try and drum up a report on someone involved you can find it yourself, All I needed was therapeutic shitposting in the thread to feel better.

>Deff
20$ its ling.

>>187291129
20$ its vamp

>>187288423
Using basic heaters/freezers with nothing upgraded and mixing plasma and oxygen of differing temperatures in the tanks themselves I managed to get my bombs from 6 at the max to 9 and 10. I'm looking forward to experimenting more with the mixes, though I haven't yet made an autistsheet with the values and equations in it.

But you say hes just a friend
But you say hes just a friend
>>187291221
Vamp or Vampstended, take your bets

>>187290860
because I'm not a wasd scrub

I'm just sick and fucking tired of dying in this game because some commands seem to take forever or multiple times to go through

like you can't shoot your taser half the time unless you're clicking like a madman. Can't switch hands sometimes. Can't pick things up because there's a second long delay after putting something in a container. I'm so god damn sick of this stupid bullshit. It doesn't matter all the time but if you're in a stressful situation with tunnel vision you fucking need the game to do what it tells you otherwise you're put in this kind of situation

>can't shoot borg because you can't switch hands to your gun
>stuck sitting there figuring out why the fuck it's not working
>realize you have to do the same fucking command twice for some stupid reason
>get tased by the time swap hands actually ends up working

it's so fucking stupid and I'm so god damn tired of losing to the game and not the other players. I don't know why nobody talks about this when it's almost as egregious as normal lag.

>>187291547
get gud scrub

>>187291654
shut the fuck up. there are certain issues in this game that should be fixed and shit like

>lmao taser doesn't fire

is one of them

>>187291759
this can all be solved by getting gud

>>187291806
>>187291759
>>187291654

he is right. There is a discrepancy between which actions are laggy and which aren't.

For example, opening a cardboard box in your backpack is really really slow, however if you stand on top of a hardsuit on the ground and spam "e", you'll equip it in an instant.

>>187291806
I'm probably better than you faglord. I'm just tired of losing in situations which probably should have gone an entirely different way except they didn't because sometimes the game actively works against you in the very way it's played. It's bad, and it's the kind of thing that would only help everyone if it's fixed.

Item interactions being laggy is just a part of BYOND life. At least movement is fixed to be super responsive here.

>losing
>in spess
Wow....is this the peak...of /vg/ roleplay?

>>187288834
what happened next

>>187292079
I'm just curious if anything can be done about it. Coders seem to have fixed so many other things, it seems like there's a good shot there might be a way to fix this too. If not then that's fine, but it'd be nice to know for sure either way.

>>187292136
>get into a fight
>lose the fight

literally nothing to do with more or less RP

>>187292274
Possibly
I've never experienced commands failing to go through except on a terrible connection, on which the ping is so bad it's often better they didn't work
But if someone who can reliably reproduce it can help diagnose it, perhaps it can be fixed

As for moving items around in storage taking a fucking year, we can definitely change that
I've heard it's intentional, but it's really probably more of an oversight
But it doesn't actually matter which is true if people don't like it
Open an issue on the GitHub about that one, at least

>>187292651
It's intentionally coded to have a delay or else people would macro fast switch weapons and other bullshit.

Imagine switching a ranged/melee weapon instaneously and attacking.

>>187292651
problem is I can't reliably reproduce the commands failing to go through, it just happens sometimes and I have no idea what causes it. Sometimes shit happens like my gun doesn't fire. I've had to train myself to click three quickly just so I'm sure it goes through. Switching hands gets finicky sometimes too.

Never really used the github before but I'll probably make an account or whatever and see about opening an issue on the delay for storage. unless I forget

>>187292820
You can't make a BYOND macro to get things out of storage regardless of delay
I guess you could use an external macro if you could find a program for it that included mouse movement, but that seems like a pretty great length to go through to get like one more hit in on someone
But if the delay is so long it trips you up even when just doing things by hand, it's too long if it's only there to prevent macro use

>>187293056
i believe it also serves other purposes, like it'll lag the server if it's too fast/crash it, not 100% sure

But it's coded into the game on purpose for a good reason

>>187293121
>it's coded into the game on purpose for a good reason

debatable

>>187293121
It won't lag the server any more than flicking the Zippo at the speed of light back when you could still do that
Which is to say it won't lag the server at all
I'm not convinced it's coded into the game on purpose at all. I think it's just an artifact of attack code always delaying your next attack, and item code using attack code.
I haven't checked, though. It might be intentional. But even if it is, the delay is way too long.

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geschlechtsverkehr der schmerz entfernt

>>187264327
>Traitor engineer
>Goal: steal hand teleporter
>Immediately break into tele and take it
>Low pop on /tg/, so maybe 20 players
>Set up the engine, because in the event I fail, others can continue to have fun
>Buy gear
>Go to sat
>Blow entirety of telecoms
>Fuck supermatter engine
>release freon
>Go towards arrivals pod as 2 minutes remain on shuttle time
>See kudzu all over in front of pod
>Know. KNOW that a traitor is in there.
>Go in front of the window and wave
>They shoot me dead

I should have just blown the pod with C4, but then again, after I got my hand tele, it was all just showboating

>>187294995
sorry, I forgot
>PDA bomb everyone
>freon was released in escape

Can you hit the interger limit in SS13 somehow? LIke Generating so much power you go negative, or so much tempature

>>187295198
I've seen the temperature go undefined before and everyone melted.

>>187295254
It even spread to space

How did messing with bluespace crystals make my head explode and half my things teleport?

>>187295436
It ain't a precise science anon

>>187295387
never rotate heaters

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>Doug North will never arrest u

>>187295254
Tell us more.

>>187291010
this, the amount of buttmad that came of force borging people was unreal! Good times.

>>187295535
>Bellutia

>>187295535
Johnny boy is a true dindu nuffin anti-shitcurity. I try to actively help him if he's playing as Sec, no matter what my role is.

Did anyone bother to show Pain the Goldsteel-Xenovix pastebin?

>>187266649
>turn off air alarm thresholds
How

>>187288730
>James Vorter still playing RD despite being fucking awful at science just so he can force the shuttle when he wants to leave
FUCK YOU

>>187296702
walk over to the Air Alarm, emag it or get access and just change the settings

>>187296432
It's several months old and Pain has seen it

Man, I wish I could play as a borg on a milf round

>>187293039
>Sometimes shit happens like my gun doesn't fire.
This happens to me a lot and I don't know why. Pisses me the hell off when it does happen, though.

>>187295535
Why does your graph feature permabanned sec players :^)

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>>187270703
>screwing around trying to find a good appearence
>mfw hairstyle mentalist
whoever added this has amazing taste.

dumb question time, do UI11 injectors make "gender reassignment" surgery obsolete? UI11 swaps gender genetically.

>try to play Chad the security officer
>no shoes
>no headset
>no clothes
>hide ID in backpack
>quick switch to open doors
>have stun/taser in backpack
>roam maintenance
>zombie bites my arm
>drop my id
>can't run back to get it
>corners me next to a door and kills me

>>187295535
>3 of 9 are banned
>6 of 9 are unlikable cunts

the shanty town of SEC

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>>187301398
>Chad
>Taser

>>187295535
needs Digitalis in LE

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>>187301398
>chad
>dying like a little bitch

>>187301690
A zombie will fuck chad up 100% of the time

>>187301398
did you name yourself Chad Strider?

>>187301892
Chad Thundercucker

>>187301467
>6 of 9 are unlikable cunts
How?

>>187295535
should have BASED tohru "self shill" adachi in all slots

>>187302098
Only Frank, Johnny and Doug are good

>>187281353
>>187281642
Roundstart Captain is a faster route.

>Isaac the fag
Atleast he is self aware

>>187295535
>No Jean
Remove Rin since she's banned, and put someone from the chart in her place. Johnny to NG, Johnny to CG, Trinity to CN, Antonio to N (considering he attacked his fellow security officers for a non-antag antag gimmick once), and put Jean in LG.

Meals Prepared: 110 (550 Points)
I fucking tried. But deff is such a shit map.

>morena, elonmusk, pootismaniac
Never forget
Seriously though how do people get permabanned? Are they too stupid to not break the rules and just take a break if they're being a shitty player?

>>187282818
hi emilia

>>187288834
>Tell her that its not a problem
Pretty sure "she" was about to offer to pay with sex.

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>>187302536
True, but Captain% category has no RNG at all. Assistant% and Mechanic% categories have the rng of a validhunter AI bolting you or a sec officer happening to patrol the hallway at round start.

>>187302720
I'm actually surfer nice try you fucking RETARD

>>187302709
You toe the line. Eventually this game gets so boring that when a given situation for max lols appears, you jump on it and plead for leniency.

>>187302709
those you listed are complete serial shitters completely stuck in their ways and believe no one will stop them
mainly because no one did till the permaban

How to gid gud as chemfaggot?

>mindswapfag wope up JUST as I was about to stox him again
>the three people nearby don't seem to realize this

>>187302818
hi emilia

What's a good Vox Trader gimmick? I've been trying to get into it but all I can think of doing is make food.

Am I just not being creative enough? What do people want to see a trader sell?

>>187302769
>RNG is good™
Might as well do the Sec route.

>>187302913
Make a list of everything you need to make for an efficient medbay round and then try doing them from memory every round start. Eventually you can make any chem in seconds on memory alone.

>>187302905
All they gotta do is just stop playing for a few months like I do

>>187302971
Offer to ship miners to the clown asteroid.

Leave them there to die.

>>187302971
If you aren't flashing a jacket at assistants that has two hand teles, the pinpointer and the disk in it, you're doing something wrong

>>187302971
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Trader#Advanced_Trading
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Trader#Other_Harebrained_ideas

the best trader gimmicks are whatever you haven't done before

>observe
>made into a wiz apprentice
>wizard wants to start a xeno apocalypse
>tele into dorms
>leg it to r&d
>swap the RD
>ai notices
>shocks me
>hos comes by
>ninja swap the hos
>ai and rd dont notice
>they kill the RD who was actually the hos who they thought was the wizard
>blow borgos with all access
>planning frame a self termination law
>ai being the powergaming fag that it is delays its termination and states laws
>cut telecoms
>gank RD
>walk into medbay
>chloral stoxed
>wake up and swap the CMO
>3 people dont notice
>door in is welded so i walk out the back door
>chloral the ce
>cuff self and remove radio
>swap as soon as he wakes up
>rad storm
>see a mechanic trying to unfuck telecoms
>bolt into maint with him
>kill him
>see someone beating a dead xeno in maint
>find a xeno egg cache
>throw them to the nest
>throw another engineer to the enst
>run off
>swap cap
>get XENOeddotcom
fun round

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>>187303061
Captain% is just boring, you press like two keys and time.

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Savonarola veegee

---the beach boy

>>187302769
Trader% is the only%
Do you wait for the ship or do you break into research station, or even...the mythical 'lucky miner timing'

>>187303103
>>187303207
>Vox trader is just greytide without even maint access
Welp, might as well roll assistant then.

>>187303719
>trader needing access
if you can't speed hack doors, you aren't fit to call yourself a trader

>>187302709
>>182215945

>>187288834

She's a succubus anon

Do it.

>>187302709
[03:22:24]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@211,225,1) Deadsay: mutters, "I don't care about being good player"
[03:22:30]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@211,231,1) Deadsay: complains, "I know I can press buttons"
[03:22:31]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@211,231,1) Deadsay: complains, "so what"
[03:22:34]SAY: Colin Ambulance/Oliver Klohsoff/(Colin Ambulance) (@211,231,1) Deadsay: mutters, "Then you're not going to be around much longer"
[03:22:36]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@210,246,1) Deadsay: cries, "I wanna have fun and be myself"
[03:22:37]SAY: Colin Ambulance/Oliver Klohsoff/(Colin Ambulance) (@210,246,1) Deadsay: whines, "and that's sad"
[03:22:44]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@228,254,1) Deadsay: whines, "then it is what it is"
[03:22:48]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@235,254,1) Deadsay: complains, "whatever"
[03:22:51]SAY: Colin Ambulance/Oliver Klohsoff/(Colin Ambulance) (@235,254,1) Deadsay: complains, "That's a really shitty attitude"
[03:22:55]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@238,254,1) Deadsay: spooks, "I'll have fun somewhere else"

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>>187303968

>>187302709
>elonmusk permaban
>pootismaniac permaban
two of the greatest triumphs in ss13g history

>>187304083
Outside is scary to be fair.

>>187304163
morena was a worse player than rin

>>187304083
Hugh's too good, too kind, too pure for this server. Well, not pure. Nobody who makes bloodfarts riddled with Space Aids is pure.

>>187304083
post more, that wasn't even the worst part

>>187304325
[03:23:31]SAY: Colin Ambulance/Oliver Klohsoff/(Colin Ambulance) (@226,225,1) Deadsay: whines, "Have some experiences"
[03:23:32]SAY: Colin Ambulance/Oliver Klohsoff/(Colin Ambulance) (@226,225,1) Deadsay: drones, "Meet some people"
[03:23:35]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@226,225,1) Deadsay: complains, "fuck off"
[03:23:36]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@226,225,1) Deadsay: cries, "normie"
[03:23:40]SAY: Colin Ambulance/Oliver Klohsoff/(Colin Ambulance) (@226,225,1) Deadsay: spooks, "Maybe then you'll realize why being a fucking asshole all the time isn't a good thing"
[03:23:44]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@226,225,1) Deadsay: whines, "FUCKNIG NORMIES DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND"
[03:23:45]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@226,225,1) Deadsay: drones, "REEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
[03:23:54]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@226,226,1) Deadsay: drones, "jus go outside mang )))))))))"
[03:24:00]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@226,225,1) Deadsay: spooks, "haha just get a girl ))"
[03:24:27]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@226,225,1) Deadsay: mutters, "can we end this conversation?"
[03:24:37]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@226,225,1) Deadsay: complains, "nobody cares about this"

[03:17:05]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@252,250,1) Deadsay: cries, "I just do whatever I feel like to do"
[03:17:09]SAY: Colin Ambulance/Oliver Klohsoff/(Colin Ambulance) (@252,250,1) Deadsay: drones, "You're afraid nobody will like you for who you are. So, you inentionally act out in ways that force people to dislike you. You never give them a chance. it's called a coping mechanism."
[03:17:10]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@252,250,1) Deadsay: spooks, "and it fucks me over pretty hard sometimes"
[03:17:55]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@252,250,1) Deadsay: cries, "I'm not looking for friends"
[03:17:59]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@252,250,1) Deadsay: whines, "people annoy me"
[03:18:06]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk/(Souhei Saikawa) (@252,250,1) Deadsay: cries, "more than anything"

>>187304083
>if these logs weren't found, VPN guys ban request would have gone nowhere
>Elon would still be shitting up rounds but with extra ban armor because of double jeopardy
whoever found those logs was the true hero of that debacle

>>187304256
She really wasn't. I'd take 10 morenas over one Rin any day, at least Bill wasn't a massive validfaggot who played head roles for the toys. Bill was just an ERPing greytider, at the end of the day, they didn't really affect rounds that much.

>>187304256
maybe ooc but not in game

>debrain a ling
>they tell me who the other lings are in an mmi
>I kill the other lings (they're antags so its valid)
>shitmin bans me
nice admins V-shit

>>187304902
Carsh was only retarded enough to do the act, he wasn't retarded enough to complain about it in the thread.

>>187304083
>>187304385
>>187304518
Being a neet who only plays ss13 is a mistake

>>187304601
I'd take 10 validfaggots who play head roles for the toys over one ERPing greytider

>>187301830
use a fucking toolbox nigger

>>187304590
everyone forgets that vpn guy was just trying to get Souhei job banned
>VPN guy posts logs that clearly showed Elon was an valid hunting prick
>should have ended right there with a simple Head Ban
>but fucking Nuke starts shilling hard for Elon and being a total dickhead
>this completely shuts down discussion and ensures the request gies nowhere
>/ss13g/ goes into log digging over drive to look for more evidence
>additional digging results in enough dirt being found for Pain and Chikun to just perma

>>187305454
Then it sounds like you're part of the problem with this server.

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>>187283540
I do and I constantly sell and/or give them away to the station so they too can practice their second amendment rights

>>187303064
>Make a list of everything you need to make
Including the units of pills needed for each substance? Sounds easy enough to be prepared like that, thanks.
Also about grenades. Smoke can be made with Potassium Sugar Phosphorus If I pour 1 part Potassium + 1 part Sugar in a 50 unit beaker into the grenade, then pour in one part Phosphorus, that makes it a Smoke grenade?

>>187305908
grenades work by combining the contents of 2 beakers
you must separate the 3 smoke reagent between 2 beakers

1u each works fine, but I generally do 5u

>>187302913
I just keep the quick-mix guide open on another screen. After a while you'll start to memorize the patterns for the basic meds, and the rest come down to practice.

The easiest way to remember how much you will get out of a recipe (unless noted otherwise on the wiki) is that you will always get the same amount as you put in.

For how big of pills you'll need, you'll need to experiment. Personally I make 5u or 10u of the basic meds, 1u of Dex+s, and everything else as 5u, but i'm sure there's a more optimal way.

Cryomix shouldn't be anything fancy. Equal parts Clonex and Cryox, and I think most people put in Arithizine or whatever it is that treats brain/genetic damange.

>>187306362
>arith
alk

>>187306135
Okay so I was right about how that works. Thanks. Also does Metal Foam have any significant use? Wiki says if you use Iron that also makes metal foam walls in addition to floors, how does that work?

>>187306362
>Personally I make 5u or 10u of the basic meds, 1u of Dex+s, and everything else as 5u, but i'm sure there's a more optimal way.
That's what the other chemist from last time told me. They also told me to make 50 u Iron pills for the best blood regen, and combining Kelotane and Dermaline into the same pills is best because both effects stack to heal burns better than just the ones.

>>187302913
30 iron carbon mixed with a dexalin pill makes 90u dplus without having to bother with plasma. That's pretty much more than a rounds worth.

Large iron pills are worth making. 25-50.

30 nitro, potass, silicon makes 90 antitox, 6 pills makes 6 15u pills. 12 or 18 should last you either awhile or all round.

30 carbon silicon, 15 oxy phosph, 90u kelo-derma, 6 pills yields 6 7.5/7.5 and again, 12-18 is awhile or a rounds worth.

Leporazine is an emergency pill, good to make them in large doses, won't be used every round, but you ought to make them every round.

Tricord-Doctor's Delight- Honey all stack and heal all types of damage except brain, 'hard' damage like bones and internal bleeding. Rezadone heals the same, but also clone damage. 7u is the maximum effective pill size.

Hyperzine at 15u causes 1 toxin damage. Any bigger and it will proc for more damage. 30 sulfur, sugar, sugar makes 90, remove 1u and make 6 pills and rename them if the repeating integer affects your autism.

Antitox and dan's sauce makes pepto. Pepto stacks with antitox, but doesn't remove bad reagents. It's good to make antitox/pepto pills just like keloderma.

If you want to save chem energy(:^)) on most maps there's a bottle of 30u inaprov pills in chem. Fill a large beaker with 50 carbon, add inaprov pills until it's 100u Bicaridine.

Bicaridine heals brute, but also over 30u is an overdose. While overdosing, it heals your internal bleeding wounds. I make bicaridine for this reason in 25u, this way you can use it in a pinch if there's no other alternative.

If someone needs blood badly and you have none but you have a syringe, you can dump yours into them, or that of a corpse. It might not match their blood type, but you can use antitox to stem counterract the toxins

Tea works as a mild antitox but doesn't remove bad reagents, milk works like a weak bicaridine, but makes your bones stronk.

>>187306707
>They also told me to make 50 u Iron pills for the best blood regen, and combining Kelotane and Dermaline into the same pills

I would agree. They way chems work is each unique reagant is applied at the same time, so the 10 units of damage healed by Kelotane stacks with the 5 units of Dermaline these are not the actual numbers, just an example, and therefore heal 15 units per tick. The reason Iron is in 50u is because it takes a fuckload of iron to replace someones blood. I think 50u does maybe... 5% at most? Maybe 10%, I haven't had the chance to look at it closely.
Ideally you'll want to do the Iron pills last just because it will drain your Chem Dispenser very quickly and typically blood is easier to replace with bloodbags.

>>187307364
For overdose cases, can't you just consume dylovene to counteract it? Can't you just eat like 500u of it?

>>187307634
IIRC you can counteract one type of overdose with antitox. Overdosing on bicarid and kelo while taking enough antitox is pretty much the same as just overdosing on bicarid.

>>187302913
Play MD and only make the basic necessities.

>>187306707
Metal foam basically works by checking each tile it's in for a floor - if there's no floor, it makes one (and the required lattice iirc). If there's already a floor, it makes a wall instead.

>>187307364
Fucking thank you. Also is Creatine worth making?

>>187308154
So give a Metal Foam grenade to anyone with a space suit so they can go safely plug hull breaches without anyone else getting sucked out of the station?

>>187307364
Monkeys give unlimited blood when dead

>>187308304
Yeah, give it to engineering or whoever's trying to fix breaches. It's not ideal for fixing walls since it's an AoE, but it's great for fixing holes in the floor.

>>187309161
you can't hook them up to an IV drip though, can you?

>>187302913
Make Mutagen, and Sacid round start.

Some fag is always going to ask you for it.

Is bitching about the server shitting the bed ICK in OCK

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>tfw you keep gibbing people as an MD through various means
IT
KEEPS
HAPPENING
Is there a list of 'ways to accidentally gib your patients' that I can keep handy so I don't keep doing this?

>>187309161
shhh dont let them nerf my blood farm in xenobio

>>187309570
no, everyone will know you're a complaining beetch tho

>>187303362
thank you for being the most competent non-xeno apprentice I've had

I TIRED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER

What killed the serb this time?

there it is serb took a shit on us all them damn buttons bein pressed thanks alot admins

>>187309793
Coffee

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ss13 permadeath when.

Forced static names, if you die and your body isn't on the shuttle, a pod or in the clone database. It deletes your character slot and you can't make them again.

>>187310012
Then you run out of names.

>>187310012
i like that but that'd be a bitch to control/code/whatever

>>187310097
>run out of names

Jim Bob Jr. I
Jim Bob Jr. II
Jim Bob Jr. III

>>187310012
It already exists. It's called Always Random Name and Always Random Appearance.

>>187310012
Permadeath as a roundmode could be neat.

>>187310232
That's just circumventing the restriction in a shitty way

>>187310363
The station shouldn't come with a cloning bay or cryo system at round start. Machines like that should be researched and made.

>>187310363
For clarification, what I mean is if you die, you can't be cloned for the round. Cloning would do nothing.

>>187310464
>>187310495
This sounds cool. I feel people act recklessly because they know they can brought back to life in a matter of seconds.
Fuck up you're out

>>187307364
>remove 1u
Not worth it. They'll only overdose for one metabolism tick.

>>187310464
what about deadpop?

>>187310495
Would defibbing still work? Because otherwise, medbaay is made somewhat pointless and the round would be over within the hour with everyone dead.

>>187310693
and then there's people that accidentally walk into rooms with breaches in them and die instantly

or the people that die due to some freak accident

>>187310775
Of course, the only difference would be no cloning. That's the only thing that's so easy to use to bring people back from literally any manner of death.

>>187311027
>>187310363
>roundmode where surgery and trauma pack abuse are necessary and death actually has consequences
Gimme

>go on booru
>there's an entire calender girl set of waifus but they're mostly drug addicted, crying in a corner or something fucked up
>there's several images of angelite fucking kurt jacobs

not sure which is worse

>permadeath in murderbone server

haha good luck

>>187311161
calendar images?

>>187311270
like calender girls

you know, pictures of girls in a lewd fashion and overlayed is the calender for the month

Blast, I'm so sorry but that that entire benny hill shit trying to get you into maintenance was both nerve wrecking and hilarious. Also hey, at least I didn't cut your head off and throw it into space. Also somehow both sec and AI were not around.


I really want to one day enthrall the entire station and run vampire station 13 and fuck with newcomers until adminbus.

>>187302913
Once you've done everything important, make anti-radiation medicines.
The shuttle gets called whenever someone walks into medbay with the radioactive disability.

>>187308304
If anyone in medbay asks for Chloral, you give it to them.

There's no real excuse for having Creatine as a non-antag though.
Maybe give it to Sec if they ask, but I'd probably tell them to fuck off.
(27u is the largest safe dose, IIRC? or maybe 37u?)

Anyone seriously interested in Creatine will know ghetto chemistry, so you probably won't get asked.

rate playable species
Human > plasmamen >>> vox >>>>>>>>>> grey

>>187311720
Martians>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>every other "race"

>>187311720
unironically catbeast are better than vox

>>187311720
>grey >>>>>>>>>>> assistant >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>slimeperson

>>187311617
There was a round a while back when someone managed to bring a stone mask back from spessmart during cult, the entire security team became vampires to counter them, and ended up ruling the station.

>>187311945
slimepeople will never, EVER be roundstart so I'm not to worked up over them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v8vUNF5LL4

Is this an accurate representation of SS13?

>>187311119
>this entire idea
Yes please.

>>187311875
Scootaloos, you mean.

>>187311720
Human > Borg/AI >> Diona > Changeling > Vox >> Plasmaman > the pride of chanur > Vampire > MoMMI > Blob >>> MMI > Cluwn

>>187311720
human > vox > diona (roundstart adult) > grey = plasmamen > station grown diona

>mugumbe begging admins to make him blob if he prays as antag chaplain

this is why RP jobs dont work on /vg/, you have no-rp players pick them for admin bus memes

>>187311270
I think he means pinup girls.

>>187313015
did the admins say yes?
if so, then there is your problem

>>187311967
That's great.

>>187311967
>the entire security team became vampires to counter them, and ended up ruling the station.
That's so fucking spooky

>>187311967
Goethe approves

electropack cult when?

>tell niggers that none would install a spyware to spycheck one's PC in order to allow one to join the game
>niggers chimp out everyone would install it
>none installed it and they had to drop the project

Nignogs never learn.