/eagg/ - East Asian Genocide General - #clawgate Edition

>>187238068
Delete this.

Next time add this to Bulletin;
>Return of the clones

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What are some CAWs you guys have made?

>Zhang He without Claws
Always find a way to killed my boner, huh? Koei.

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Should have put NOT BEAUTY Edition.
Let's add some color to this general!

Liao Hua

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I want Xingcai to wield my sword.

Well, guess I'll be saving some money on DW9. Fuck off with this shit, koei. Renbu isn't what killed your precious DW6, it was senseless homogenization of the cast.

>>187241418
At least give it time until every thing is released

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>10

>>187243591
what kind of throwing knives are those

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>>187243689
Godly ones.

>>187243689
The fabulous kind

guys it turns out the warriors allstars localization is actually really good!

>>187244930

>>187245821
Jesus.

>>187245821
Wouldn't be a KT game without it.

>>187245821
But on a serious note, what DID she mean by this?

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>>187245821
Maybe that's how she speaks?

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>>187244930
>Plachta, you have s body of a doll
>but you eat like a normal problem
>is it not problematic?

thinking REALLY hard right now m80s

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>>187246392

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Daily reminder that everybody hates Diao Chan so much that she placed below N/A.

>>187246828
Nah m8. It's got to be either Zuo Ci, Meng Huo, or Chen Gong.

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>>187246983
Zuo Ci is my only other thought desu, but he has the flying cards which are at least kind of cool.

I doubt it's Chen Gong, he's both new and had a really unique weapon that gives him a lot of character.

Meng Huo is just so silly I imagine at least some people picked him.

Diao Chan just seems so forgetable to me, maybe because she gets so little screentime of her voice isn't that great.

>>187250169
That's one long ass weapon.

>Ma Dai still has Zhang Liao's twin axes
>Zhang He still has Yuanji's knives

I thought it was just a ruse but no.

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So I've been playing Warriors All Stars and Wang Yuanji's bio specifcally namedrops Wang Su. Now I'm pretty sure the target audience of Warriors All Stars aren't Three Kingdoms fanatics who would care about this detail, so it seems weird to have in the game. Could this be a tease for a Jin add in DW9?

>>187248353
Realistically. The Nanman Duo and the mystics are probably the lowest in votes.

Diaochan has that fap factor.

>more realistic weapons, they said
>Xun You
>Qiaos
>Man Chong

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Sophie is cute

>>187250914
>Nanman Duo
>Zhurong not the pinnacle of fap factor

>>187241418
DW7 had quite a few clones though. It's just that it brought back (almost) everyone.

DW6 managed to cut quite a few characters while also having clones among the remaining ones.

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>Lost his voice
>Lost his weapon

What's next? His hat?

>>187250914
Zhurong counts as fap factor just as well.

Meng Huo's probably the third lowest (after Zuo Ci and N/A), but he's still enough of a silly likable guy to not be Zuo Ci-tier.

>>187252005
They wouldn't dare.

Would you rather have (had) more "main-era/essential" adds like Cheng Pu, Man Chong, Cheng Yu, Liao Hua, etc.

or have less of those and more of a focus on late-game/anti-Jin adds like Lu Kang and people you guys probably know about better than me

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>>187252005
DON'T REMOVE UNCLE ZHANG LIAO'S HAT

ANYTHING BUT THAT

>>187252005
his mustache

>>187252005
They touch the hat, I'm out of here.

If they touch the 'stache, I'll see to it that Koei is disbanded immediately.

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>>187250689
it's not over yet, next leak might turn all hope left into despair

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>>187252216
Late era, no question.

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Inb4 the person placed below N/A is Zhang Liao, and that's why they're giving his stuff away.

>There comes a time when we must bid farewell. Koei has deemed my popularity a liability in their praises of Liu Bei and the Shu.
>But you'll be able to hold off Page 10 without me, right? Please enjoy the new mechanics such as the open-world, sieges, and fishing - while thinking fondly of the good times we've shared.
>I'll entrust the safety of this general to you, /eagg/.
>Goodbye.

>>187252806
The person who placed below N/A was in Other, not Wei.

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>>187252898
>>187252983
Zhang Liao also served under Lu Bu, that will be the pretense that they'll use.

After the non-event of Zhou Cang's add, Koei knows of our lukewarm opinion of Shu, which is why this will be their next tactic to sway the loyal officers of Wei, Wu, Jin, and Other into accepting benevolence.

You heard it here folks, Zhang Liao will be removed from the game. Expect Xing Cai to lose her skirt while sporting a new but strangely familiar hat and moustache.

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>Zhang Liao playing second fiddle to Ma Dai of all people

There better be a good excuse for this shit, Koei.

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Koei have responded to the negative reactions and given Zhang He his claws back! I wish

>>187254854
HOLY FUCKING SHIT Oh....

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Day Man musou when?

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>>187254854
>nearly day 3 of the #clawgate controversy
>KT STILL hasn't responded

How can they ever recover?

>>187257053
After Asterix and Obelix Musou

>When KT came for Lu Lingqi, I said nothing because the sword and shield fit better
>When KT came for Daqiao, I said nothing because I wasn't a pedophile
>When KT came for Ma Dai, I said nothing because I didn't use the paintbrush
>When KT came for Zhang He, The fanbase had already given up

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Screw you, Koei.

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Looks like DW9 will have a baseball minigame

What's with everyone suddenly doing photoshopping?

>>187257793
We must create out own dw so that we can pretend this abortion doesn't exist.

>>187251628
barrel barrel?

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>DW6 was released 10 years ago
So ten years later, I get to experience how everyone felt about it. And I loved DW6 so I know I'll enjoy DW9 haha

I honestly don't get why people are so pissy about a weapon change. Knowing Koei they could have cut Zhang He too. Would that be better? In my opinion, no, it wouldn't.

>>187260901
Regardless whether or not clones or whatever were necessary, the fact is that Zhang He's weapon IS his claws, period. If they needed to cut someone's weapon, cut someone's who isn't so ingrained to the character, or something.

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>>187212103

>caring about honorabu sudoku voices in Dynasty Warriors

This is why we play it in english, faggot.

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yfw Wang Yuanji gets a sword

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Was this part of Kongmeme's plan?

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>>187261684

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>>187262859
wtf i love zhuge liang now

>>187262859
What did it say?

>>187263186

The post is too long to screencap, but here's the original link: https://daolunofshiji.tumblr.com/post/164622343146/crocordile-futureevilscientist

>>187263346
Good god

>>187252319
Do you think linqi had a crush on Wenyan?

I would.

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Rest in peace beautiful tiger.

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>>187263580

>Gao Shun gets cucked

it's not fucking fair bros.

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How does the "replace officers" thing in DW8E even work for custom officers? Does it work based on name?

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>>187263346
i love seeing autists rage

>>187264053

You go to the CAW you want to use, hit the register button and every generic in the game pops up and you pick the one you want to replace.

>>187262859
>>187263346
This is hilarious, but don't you guys already act like this anyway?

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>>187263346
I captured what I think was one of the posts.

>>187264281
So I just do that in the CAW menu for that character themself? Neat. Might try and do some shit with some generics/leaders. What dudes in particular deserve a CAW?

>>187264365

>What dudes in particular deserve a CAW?

Too many, any specific faction you want to do?

>>187264439
I have a lot of free time and like messing with CAW stuff.

>>187264527

If you don't have any particualar preferences, anyone from Blast would be a good start: http://imgur.com/gallery/CL09T

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Pick one, /eagg/.

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>>187263580
She wanted that Zhang Liao cock.

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>>187265524
>black pantyhose

>>187265656
So you are saying that Linqi wanted some of that juicy Zhang Liao meat?

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>>187262859
>Based Kongmeme trigerring Wei fomr the grave centuries after death.

>>187264350
Meh it's pretty normal for people to confuse this part of ROTK with history.

>>187265524
I want the original without the butt cape, so I can see her ass in all its glory.

>Everyone is bullying Lu Lingqi right now

https://my.mixtape.moe/hwqxuw.mp3

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>implying the Uesugi aren't the best clan in SW AND Basara

Yuanji's getting the Paintbrush, isn't she?
Either that, or the Crossed Pike.

>>187267505
No, she's keeping the daggers.

Why do people think weapon swapping is going on? It's clones. Cheng Poop is an extenuating circumstance and we know the Qiaos are clones

Guys, what if all these renders with weapon replacements are just a very well crafted shitpost by Koei to get us a bit fire up and no character got cloned or their weapons taken away (with the exception of Huang Zhong, since I'm sure he's getting the Veteran Sword from DW5 and will have some ex moves with the bow, like Xiahou Yuan will)?


I want to believe.

Can we go back to talking about Fire Emblem Warriors now?

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>>187269501
It fits with the Xun You is Xu Shu ruse...

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>>187269501
Enjoy your clones

can we all agree koeiwarriors was right?

>>187270927
About what exactly?

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>>187270927

They're a bunch of whiny children, roleplayers, and 99 percent are women. I'd rather kill myself than say they were right.

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What are you waiting for, /eagg/? It's not gonna pull itself.

>>187273013
if i had a gun i'd be dead by now

or terribly disfigured and/or brain damaged.

>brother loses job
>hl3 dead
>i fuck up final
>dw9 news not good

why live

>>187273647
>fuck up job interview
>visa is about to expire in 1 month
>DW9 is shaping up to be shit
>no one will be willing to pay for the loan I asked the bank for my little study abroad trip
Sometimes I question why I'm still here

Why the fuck is everyone screaming clones when they literally haven't even revealed the characters that they switched weapons with? Zhang Liao could go back to his pike for all we fucking know

>>187275018
Because there's a precedent.

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Hey, I have an idea. What if Zhang He don't throw knives, and instead holds the knives in between his fingers and uses like a claw like Basara's Masamune?

>>187275868
Then we'd have a shitty version of his normal moveset

>>187275018
The Qiaos are clones.

Why even reveal the clones before the original weapon owners? It's like they want the fans to be disappointed as early as possible.

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>>187280756

I think this is why people are thinking weapons are being shuffled in the first place. It's such a strange way to reveal clones if that's what they're doing.

>>187238735
can't take photos now but, but I don't make original CAWs because I find amusing finding retarded stuff in the middle of a fight:
Da Vinci, James Joyce and Beethoven
Black Canary, Wonderwoman and Green Lantern
Iron Fist, Daredevil and Elekta
Blanka, Hellboy and Freud

Imagine if someone linked those dudes that Zhuge Liang scared away the commander, Cao Wei meme

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>>187262859

>>187275868
What if Ma Dai uses the Twin Axes to paint?

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Hokuto Musou is dead?

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Anyone here played genderbent Samurai Warriors?

>>187285464
>We could have had a new Hokuto Musou by now
>But nope, here's a shitty Berserk Musou and another AoT game that nobody asked for
But a Hokuto no Ken that plays like Yakuza game sounds interesting anyway so I'm fine with it actually.

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Let me finish /eagg/ off once and for all

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Has she been announced for 9 yet?

>>187287872
Koei will give her the claws and make her the most hated new character instantly.

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>>187287872
they'd better or the tiger dies

SW5 when?

>>187272008
seriously why are there so many roasties on there

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>>187288502
Sooner than we think, probably. The SW4 well has dried and they need another one.

>>187291051
The SW5 devs are working on AoT2 now.

Wei poll winners are

1. Zhenji
2. Cao Cao
3. Xiahou Dun

>>187288502
Probably after DW9 is out for a year, I think.

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>>187291665
>Zhenji being at the very top
I mean, she's one of the better waifus, but what the fuck? Fucking waifufags.

>>187291665
>All of them are my Wei main.
Western Bro have such a based taste.

>>187291665

WTF but the archlich told me Zhenji was a bad character?

>>187291665
>Zhenji
>1

what the fuck

>>187291665
Looks like waifufags out number fujos in the west.

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>East Asia - The Genocide General fell for it

>>187291665
Source? Can't see it on their twitter/fb.

>>187292650
It's fake, Sherlock.

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Which is better?

can someone post the lingqi cop pasta

>>187293339
which one? I've made like 5 over the past year.

>>187293430
The one where she dies and you drink yourself to death on vodka and painkillers

>>187293497
https://twitter.com/koeitecmoeurope/status/901459239138344967

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>>187295207

>>187295207
>cao cao
>not first
>not even second
>tfw the meme results were actually less ridiculous than the real results >>187291665

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unfriendly reminder that kt took away his fucking claws

https://twitter.com/koeitecmoeurope/status/901466775895687168

BOI
O
I

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>>187296994
Very nice. I guess this means Xiahou Dun took first. I seriously can't believe Cao Cao didn't take first, though.

I wish Dian Wei made it

>Cao Cao in third place
>Zhang Liao in second place

Who will be first place?

>>187295695
it's a dynasty warriors popularity poll, not a three kingdoms 2010 popularity poll

>>187297346
turtle

>>187297410
Please be true

Which Wei characters did you guys vote for anyways?

I voted Cao Cao, Dian Wei, and Jia Xu. I voted Jia Xu pretty much entirely on his weapon/moveset, though. Probably should've voted Wang Yi instead.

>>187297802
Xiahou Yuan, Zhang Liao, Yu Jin.

>>187297802
It was all Facebook, so I couldn't vote.
Otherwise, I would've gone Zhang Liao, Cao Cao, and either Dian Wei or Turtle.

>>187296994
I honestly didn't expect this outcome. I figured a waifu would take his place.

>>187297802
Zhang He, Pang De, and Yu Jin.

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>>187297410

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>>187297802
Zhang He, Wang Yi and Pang De.
It was hard choosing between Pang De and Cao Ren.

Dun won to everyone's shock
Full poll results released in 3 hours

I hope to god Pang Tong is in Shu's top 3

>>187299575
#1 Guan Yu
#2 Zhuge Liang
#3 Guan Yinping

>>187299575
As much as he deserves it I highly doubt he will.

>>187299575
kek no chance in hell m8

100% guaranteed it's going to be some shitty mix of le peach brothers and sleepy lizard/zhou yu

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>>187299660

#1 Guan Yu
#2 Guan Yinping
#3 Guan Ping/Suo/Xing three way tie

>>187299660
Zhao Yun
Zhuge Liang
Guan Yu

Any predictions on the rest?

Zhou Yu, Sun Quan, Sun ShangXiang

Wang Yuanji, Sima Yi, Sima Zhao

Lu Bu, Diao Chan, Lu Lingqi

>>187300480
Wu is probably the hardest to predict, I think Zhou Tai and Sun Jian will be pretty high up if not in the top 3. Sun Jian isn't very popular in Japan but his archetype is much more prominent in western media.

Do you anons actually hate the napping monitor? I've seen no reason other than the fact the man doesn't live up to his character. Big deal. He's one of the better Shu characters.

>>187300480
I think Shi will beat out Zhao

>>187300480
I think I'd sooner see Sun Jian or even Sun Ce out of the Sun family top the Wu poll over Quan, and I like Quan alright.

It's definitely the hardest to predict out of the factions though, there's not as many characters that are very clearly 'everyone will vote for this' like Xiahou Dun or Sima Yi.

>100% Doubt Xiahou Dun was #1. Almost everyone in the #KTFamily dislikes how much you put Xiahou Dun as a main character in every battle.

>DunDun is the winner
Based.

>>187300919
>whiny minority got BTFO
What a fucking surprise.

>>187300919
He is one salty Jin fag

>>187300919
>>187301805
who?

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>Waifufags and Fujos get BTFOd.

Japs still have so much to learn

Dun was only about 90 votes above Zhang Liao, who was 500 above Cao Cao

>>187302032
Stop spoiling the results you dummy.

>>187300745
>Wu is probably the hardest to predict
I definitely agree. I just picked the characters with the most focus after Zhou Yu. These wei results just reinforced that. Zhang Liao was a pleasant surprise, however.

>>187300816
Yeah, that seems likely.

>>187300840
>there's not as many characters that are very clearly 'everyone will vote for this'
Very true. Although, I can't make out if that is a good or bad quality for Wu.

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>Full Wei vote count revealed 8pm BST.

So who do you guys think was dead last?

>>187302032
And yeah, if you know don't reveal it.

>>187302116
>>187302313
The KT twitter revealed the vote counts, what are you going on about?

>>187302313
le turtle girl

>abysmal moveset
>doesn't do anything in the story

>Zhao Yun IS the posterboy. Xiahou Dun is the lapdog. Gan Ning is the neglected child.

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>>187302454

>>187293497
>>187293339
sorry was at the store with my girlfriend

I love Lu Lingqi, I wish she was real so I could ask her to be my girlfriend and I could be her boyfriend and we could cuddle on the couch in my apartment every night playing vidya and watching hockey. Then I would ask her to marry me and she'd say yes and we'd get married and have no kids because kids are expensive and live out our lives with me being a successful government worker and her as a police officer. Unfortunately one night as she was having her retirement party the office gets a call about shots fired, I tell her not to go but she insists and heads out with her partner of 20 years to the scene of the crime. She arrives and is immediately fired upon by a group of terrorists and she and her partner fire back. her partner however loses track of her target and gets flanked, but Lingqi sees that and dives in front of her partner of 20 years and dies protecting her. I spend the next week blowing off our life savings on alcohol and depression medication and don't have enough money to pay for the funeral. Instead of a nice grave site I can only afford the maintenance shack at a crappy unmarked graveyard. We lower her into the floorboards and I cry for the next three days. On the fourth day I decide to chug an entire case of painkillers and vodka and die crying about my lost love.

>Keep resorting to cheesing with Lu Bu's halbard in order to hit goals and keep a steady pace on Hard
Help
I would use other weapons if the stupid vendor with sell me some 4 stars and not dumb 3 stars with Barricade

>>187300480
Guan Yu
Zhao Yun
Zhuge Liang

Zhou Yu
Gan Ning
Sun Ce

Sima Yi
Yuanji
Jia Chong

>>187300480
Zhao Hun
Ma Chao
Xing Cai

Zhou Tai
Sun Ce
Zhou Yu

Sima Yi
Sima Shi
Yuanji

Lu Bu
Lingqi
Zhang Jiao

I'm pretty sure this is at least somewhat how it will go. Zhou Tai will 100% be on there because of weebs, Zhang Jiao and Lu Bu because they're iconic, same with Zhao Yun.

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What do you think of me and my wife?

BAOOOO

>>187310482
You're very cute, but Shirou would be your husband, not your wife.

>>187310482
What's it like having a wife that's black-owned?

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Is Dong Zhou the Rich Evans of DW/TRoTK2010?

>>187310482
>Fancy himself as Shirou
...poor anon.

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>>187310482

>>187314095
Rich Evans is bullible

Based Dong is not

>>187291665
But that's not true...

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ITS OUT

>>187315140
Pretty good, but Li Dian is too high

>>187315140
>Jia Xu that low
Too bad.

>>187315140
>Yuan that low

Damn, didn't expect that. I expected him to basically be in the same spot Xu Huang is or so.

Also, Cao Pi and Zhenji having such an absurdly close vote count is hilarious.

>>187315140
>>187315226
>xiahou yuan lower than li dian

Shit is fucked lads. Sad Dian Wei isn't higher, but I'm not surprised. What I am surprised by is Wang Yi nearly made it to third, holy fuck.

>>187315140
>Xiahou Yuan that low

At least he was ahead of Xu Zhu, but fuck man.

>>187315140
I want the nips to see this.

>>187315803
I want to see nipples too, m8.

>>187315803
>top three all masculine middle aged men with facial hair
>one even has an eyepatch and another a pirate hat

I can't imagine they'd take it very well.

>>187315140
>Cai Wenji that high

Not trying to dump on anybody that likes her, but...She seems super super boring. I'm surprised.

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>>187315140
Based on this, do we have superior taste compared to the japs?

>>187316025
It's hard to have worse taste than the japs.

>>187316025
We have similar but shittier taste for leaving Yuan that much in the dust for waifus.

>>187316025
Half better, half shit

>>187316169
>>187316176
nips voted le gay prince as their number one favorite. Not just in Wei, but for the entire series.

Let's not try to pretend this is even close.

>>187316340
Guo Jia is the least gay character in the game, what are you even talking about?

>>187316639
>Ear piercing
He's gay.

>>187316639
Just saying he looks and talks like a fag, but yes he hits on women a lot so he's technically not gay.

>>187315140
>Waifus got 4th, 5th, 7th and 8th place
>Cao Pi got 6th place

You guys are not so different than Nips afterall, huh?

>>187317307
>implying waifus are a bad thing

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>>187315140
>all the manly men are on the bottom row

>>187315140
>Yuan that low
Oh god, I'm not ready for my favorite Jin to have less than 100 votes.

>>187318152
It's over Fujo already takeover the series, anon.

>>187318273
I hope Xiahou Ba gets no votes.

>>187318790
Same here, but we both know that's not going to happen.

>>187318790
Just for you Anon, I'm going make various fb accounts and vote for based Xiahou Ba.

>>187319186
You've left me with no other choice.
I'll have to make various counter Facebook accounts and intercept your votes before they go through.

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>>187318152

Are you saying Xiahou Dun isn't manly as fuck? Or Cao Cao? Zhang Liao?

Nigga

>>187319432
*aside from the winners

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>>187318790
Xiahou Ba will have at least one vote.

>>187315986
This. She has zero relevance in the story and has one of the worst movesets. Embarrassing.

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>>187320837

>>187320837
Introduce the Xiongnu and she becomes very relevant.

Lovecraft Musou when?

>>187321412
What does she have to do with the Xiongnu? I don't know shit about anything btw.

>>187320837
>worst moveset
She's invincible while on a horse.

>>187320837
>zero relevance in the story
That's pretty much every girl in the game except Zhu Rong and Wang Yi, anon.

>>187321773
Tom & Jerry Musou when?

>>187321902
She got kidnapped and raped by them.

>>187322020
SSX and Yuanji are more relevant than Zhu Rong imo

>>187322020
What >>187322250 said. Hag too.

>>187322210
>raped
Lies, she was happily married to a xiongnu kinguntil Cao Cao threatened him to give her to him so he can satisfy his sick NTR fetish.

>>187322250
Politically.

>>187322478
And in terms of screentime.

>>187322459
>Chink Faggot
>Threatened Xiongnu Warlord

Nah.

>>187322459
t. Liu Bao

>>187322020
>>187322250
>>187322447
>Wang Yi
>Old Hag
>Yuanji
>Relevant

Nah, only SSX, Diao Chan and Zhu Rong matters in RoTK, other than these three it's Koei Waifus Wank to pander to Waifufags.

>>187315140
>Yuan second to last
Absolutely atrocious taste

>>187323506
Good thing we're talking about the game then, anon.

I also personally never said Wang Yi was relevant either, the bitch is off doing her own thing in a vacuum which is better than doing nothing like some of the other girls but still not making her relevant to the story as a whole.

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Is this hair anime enough

>>187322027
Columbine Musou when?

>>187325042
It's pretty anime.

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>>187315140
>Dun, Pirate, and Ambition make it to Top 3, happy as hell
>Rest of the best characters are at the bottom minus Jewfro and Xun Yu.
They don't deserve this.

>>187326538
Always Sunny in Philadelphia musou when?

>>187327140
Xun Yu getting as high as he did is proof that there's definitely a fujo audience in these polls. He's not a bad character by any means, but he's not particularly special other than being (an historically accurate) pretty boy either and he's barely had any screentime since he hasn't had a proper game to show up in yet.

>>187315140
I'm surprised Yue Jin got that high. He's super bland.

>>187327543
I wouldn't vote for him, but I honestly always liked Yue Jin. He is admittedly super vanilla but I can appreciate a manlet who just wants to toss himself head-first in every battle. He also manages to have a relatively young looking design without going full fujobait like most of the new younger designs do.

>>187315140
>Zhang He is more fuckable than the turtle
L M A O

>>187315140
>>187316025
>Dun and Liao top 2
>Dian Wei, Papa Yuan, and Winnie the Pooh bottom row

ITS SHIT

>>187323506
>matters in RoTK
This is a Dynasty Warriors poll
If you voted based on RotK
You're part of the problem

>>187332117
>Vote
>FB only
Nah.

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Am I the only one here who is not into the ROTK and historical stuff? I'm just here for DW and genocide.

>>187293320
7, i used it when i played 8

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>>187334448

>>187293320
The 7 outfit is so good that when DW8 was announced I knew I would be disappointed in Sima Shi's new outfit and I was right

>>187334448
I'm not much into historical fiction. I was always more into wuxia growing up so I'm just in it for the genocide.

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>>187238735
myself

>>187335381
People were too busy talking about the weapons to discuss it much but his outfit in 9 is just the right amount of flashy detail for me. I do think the oversized wide collar in 7 is distinctive in a good way though, I wouldn't mind if they reimplemented that instead of a more generic high collar like they did.

>>187334448
I'm much more a Sengoku period guy, Dynasty Warriors is just Chinese flavored Musou to me. I don't know what half of these guys did historically and given how the ones I know what they did amount to "killed some shitter once" I'm not sure I care to know.

>>187335745
It's a little hard to tell if his outfit is symmetrical or not

>>187327975
He basically looks like a stunted college dudebro cosplaying one of Rob Liefeld's superheroes. What's not to love about that?

>>187338619
He's what I always wanted to be.

>>187339459
You've always wanted to be a suicidal manlet?

Alright I compiled the Wei results from both the poll from the west and Japan's. Here are the results:

The West poll results:

1: Xiahou Dun
2: Zhang Liao
3: Cao Cao
4: Wang Yi
5: Zhen Ji
6: Cao Pi
7: Zhang He
8: Cai Wenji
9: Yue Jin
10: Guo Jia
11: Xun Yu
12: Dian Wei
13: Xu Huang
14: Yu Jin
15: Pang De
16: Jia Xu
17: Cao Ren
18: Li Dian
19: Xiahou Yuan
20: Xu Chu

Japan poll results:

1: Guo Jia
2: Cao Pi
3: Xiahou Dun
4: Cao Cao
5: Xun Yu
6: Zhang Liao
7: Wang Yi
8: Cai Yan
9: Xiahou Yuan
10: Yu Jin
11: Yue Jin
12: Zhen Ji
13: Jia Xu
14: Zhang He
15: Li Dian
16: Pang De
17: Xu Huang
18: Dian Wei
19: Cao Ren
20: Xu Chu

Who has better taste /eagg/?

>>187341784
>West
>7: Zhang He

>Japan
>14: Zhang He

Does that answer your question?

>>187341784
Y'know, I used to be very confident that the west had better taste, but-

>Japan
>Xiahou Yuan 9

>West
>Xiahou Yuan 19

>>187341784
Poor Xu Chu

>>187341784
>Xu Chu dead last in both polls
How do we fix him?

>>187342393
>>187342390
He's 'lol fat guy', with no character traits outside of "muh farming, muh food"

>>187342393
Go back in time and not make him a fat retard.

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>>187342393

Give him the ROTK design and make him like his historical counterpart.

During his lifetime, Xu Chu was praised for being prudent and cautious. He was also noted for his strict adherence to the laws and regulations. On one occasion, Cao Ren came from Jing to pay his respects at court. Cao Cao was in his chambers getting ready, so Cao Ren went to visit Xu Chu instead. He called for Xu Chu to come outside of the palace so they could sit and talk together. However, Xu Chu refused to leave his post even for a little while – even to shoot the breeze with someone as respected as Cao Ren. Cao Ren felt a little rejected, but Cao Cao praised Xu Chu for not abandoning his duties even when there appeared to be no danger.

The historical Xu Chu made being a badass look effortless. He seems to have been completely fearless in battle – which makes sense since he seems to have been nearly unstoppable. In every major engagement, he was noted for personally slicing and dicing staggering numbers of the enemy army. His reputation for personally cutting Cao Cao’s enemies in half was so great that even crazyass Ma Chao didn’t want to mess with this guy. He was extremely dedicated to his job and never slacked off, even when there was no apparent danger. Always, he kept Cao Cao’s safety in mind and he was 100% willing to give his life to ensure Cao Cao’s safety. Xu Chu was a very perceptive and intuitive man who seemed to have an almost supernatural ability to sense danger and he never hesitated to throw himself into it to protect Cao Cao. He was everything a bodyguard should be – terrifyingly strong, insanely devoted, and 100% awesome. In all the Three Kingdoms, there were only a handful of people who could compare with Xu Chu’s might and courage. He definitely deserves to be remembered one of the greatest warriors of his age.

The man literally used a horse's saddle to deflect a hail of arrows, dude was a beast.

>>187343119
I felt like they could keep him the dumb fatty when Cao Cao first enlists him, but later, after the Xu You debacle, he becomes Top Gun.

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"The producer remarked that the programming for enemy and ally AI in this title is designed to punish players who fail to pay attention to their allies. At 2013 E3, he also stated that the AI has been revised again for difficulty in the oversea ports to appeal to North American audiences" - From the DW8 wiki

Does this mean I've been playing a dumbed down version of 8XLCE? Does anyone know how it was changed

>>187343732
>revised again for difficulty
That could imply for either way.

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>>187341784
I don't get why some anons say that fujos were btfo by the west poll with three mustached manly men on top of the poll. Xiahou Dun is a fujo magnet. He's just not a pretty boy like Guo Jia.

>Xiahou Yuan that low in the West
What garbage taste

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>>187341784
I once had hope for humanity, but I now realized that everyone except me all have shit taste.

>>187341784
Nips has better taste at least they did not shit on Yuan.

>>187342393
You can't fix what isn't broken.

>>187343119
Go away.

>>187342290
>>187347548
Yuan and Li Dian are literally the ONLY characters they're better than us on. Dian Wei is lower in Japan, Zhang Liao is lower in Japan, Cao Cao is lower in Japan, Zhang He is lower in Japan, Pang De is lower in Japan, Cao Ren is lower in Japan, Xu Huang is lower in Japan, Jia Xu is lower in Japan, Wang Yi is lower in Japan, Zhenji is lower in Japan, etc etc etc.

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>>187346631
>I don't get why some anons say that fujos were btfo by the west poll with three mustached manly men on top of the poll. Xiahou Dun is a fujo magnet. He's just not a pretty boy like Guo Jia.

Amazing that people still don't know what's considered the epitome of gay in Japan. They'd think you're huge queers voting for the hairy guys the way you think they are for voting for Guo Jia.

There's no use to fight these imaginary wars against 'fujoshis' or 'pretty boys'. Just be adults.

>>187349054
Wait nevermind, we're better than them on Li Dian as well.

>>187349054
This. Get over yourselves.
t. Huang Zhong

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>>187349072
Better a bear than a twink.

no homo btw

>>187349054
Just because is better than shit doesn't mean it isn't garbage. Though honestly aside from Dian Wei, Yu Jin and Xiahou Yuan ranking so low, the west taste really isn't that bad.

>>187349594
A lot of the better characters were all in about the same range in the middle, but I just think it's funny how they actually voted for waifus even more than Japan did.

>>187349594
The point is we beat those fucking slant eyed japs and that's what matters.

And yeah, Dian Wei in particular being that low is an absolute crime, but you have to remember reddit and neogaf were also shitting up the polls. All things considered I was expecting worse.

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>>187343119
>Kyocho

>>187350803
Vargbei.jpg

>>187350803
What's the matter, Ryuubi?

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>>187350803

Would you prefer these names?

https://www.e-reading.club/chapter.php/93594/28/Guanzhong_-_Romance_of_the_Three_Kingdoms_%28vol._1%29.html

>>187351848
I'm a white american, and I honestly think these names would be just as hard to remember as the original chinese ones.
Rot3K has a fucking million characters, it's gonna be hard to remember them all no matter what their names are.

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>>187351848

>>187351848
The fuck is this

>>187351848
Do not pursue Bullard Lundmark?

>>187342393
>>187343119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dftx28aZ46c

The ironic thing is that Xu Chu is frequently one of the best characters in the actual live action movies and TV series. Koei has a lot of material to make him a likable character. It should have been obvious since DW2 that Xu Chu's design is a complete abomination.

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man that's hot

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>>187355821
>SSX is wearing red again
Lady Sun better be placing family first over being Liu Bei's cocksleeve. She is one of the original 3 in the first beat-up Dynasty Warriors after all (Zhou Yu, Lu Xun, SSX).

Not only should SSX not be Liu Bei's cock sleeve but she should have a stage where she attempts to abduct Liu Chan. What the FUCK Koei? Its the perfect stage for SSX, Zhao Yun, and (IIRC) Zhang Fei.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONBpi-6CRWM

>>187356192
I don't even care if they make her love for Liu Bei semi-legitimate since it's still an action game for teenagers, at least give her some actual conflict over picking between the two instead of being GREENED 24/7.

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>>187356379
IIRC, historically Liu Bei left Lady Sun in Jing when he went to conquer Yi Province (Liu Zhang) while also leaving Zhao Yun to watch over her.

This is why the ROTK manga has a sub-plot of Lady Sun and Zhao Yun having romantic feelings for each other and why Zhao Yun should have more history with Lady Sun than any other character. I remember reading that Zhao Yun had to keep Lady Sun's all female army in-line multiple times.

>>187341784
>Cao Pi higher than Cao Cao
What. The. Fuck.

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>>187355821
Original tombay SSX is still the best

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>>187357073

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>>187357226
Xianghua clone a cute!

>>187355780
Imagine if Liu Bei had barred Zhang Fei from drinking. Imagine if Zhang Fei had learned to not be a dick.

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>>187357561
Lacks the requisite hips, abs, or attitude. If Koei had any sense they would analyze the quantity of hentai using SSX's original design and revert back.

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>>187357993
Oh no

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>>187357993
>>187358120
I know these pics are shack shit, but DW5 is best SSX by a long way.

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>>187357438

>>187360335
Who is he asking him to execute?

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>>187361678

>>187361970
"I don't understand sentence structures" - the post

>>187361970
I'm asking who he is asking Xu Chu to execute....

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>>187362192
this beast.....

How do I become a hero?

>>187364082
You can't. There aren't any in this land.

>>187364082
The age of heroes is over.

>>187364236
>>187364161
Who says it has to be over? If there are still villains, there can still be heroes.

>>187364712
Sorry, but hero is a time-limited thing, as you grow older it becomes harder to be one. You should have realized this sooner

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>>187365550
you talking shit about old people sonny?

Is anyone surprised Zhen Ji ended up in 5th place.

I like her but I didn't expect her to be super popular.

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>>187368780
I'm glad that she made top 5, I voted for her but I wasn't expecting her to do as well as she did

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BEHOLD MY MIGHT

You guys aren't much different than Japan considering you got majority of the pretty boys and waifus in the top 11.

>>187369030
Welcome to 10 hours ago.

>>187369335
Some idiot let a ton of girls into the fanbase

So, if you had to add anyone to Shu, who?

>>187369467
The only thing to do is remove all the men and replace them with women. Then the fujos will have no yaoi bait, and we can be fully hetero.

Predict Top 5 in Wu, Jin, Shu, and Other

Wu
1. Gan Ning
2. Zhou Tai
3. Sun Jian
4. SSX
5. Lu Xun

Shu
1. Zhao Yun
2. Guan Yu
3. Zhuge Liang
4. Ma Chao
5. Xu Shu

Jin
1. Sima Yi
2. Wang Yuanji
3. Sima Shi
4. Jia Chong
5. Zhang Chunhua

Other
1. Lu Bu
2. Lingqi
3. Diaochan
4. Zhurong
5. Chen Gong