/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

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Real OP:

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org

>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csesport.com
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243468228

>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
http://prosettings.net/cs-go-pro-settings-gear-list/

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Streamlink: https://streamlink.github.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>Watch this EVERYDAY:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU

>Friendly reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RjDRLBWio

>Old Thread
>>(Dead)

http://en.pro.eslgaming.com/csgo/proleague/news/league-ruling-optic-gaming-and-their-na-division-license/

is golden actually good?

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>>187204814
i prefer golden showers by little girls 2bh. golden the csgo player not so much

fnatic is back boys

I don't think I like the new Faze all that much. Just feels cheap at this point.

>>187205994
lost all respect for them when they kicked allu and kio

>>187205994
Not sure why they thought adding two washed up post-injury players was a good idea

one is fat while the other has a huge boil on his forehead.

>>187207954
someone should put you on the analyst desk of tournaments

GBJames wrecking liquid and standing up for S1mple on thoorin's reflections was the best thing this week.
How many times did he call Elige weak or bitch?

>>187213005
>2h50m
why? when's the interesting part?

Fuck you, Na'Vi. Last bet in my combo. How the fuck are you unable to win a single fucking round on CT side.

anyone else here suffers with pixel skipping? doesn't matter what sens i have, i ALWAYS have a shit ton of pixel skipping. I tried everything, low dpi & low sens, high dpi even lower sens, low dpi & high sens, doesn't matter, ALWAYS have pixel skipping. And it's only on CS too, on other games i can play normally

>shroud still manages to get move viewers than summit1g
i guess its bc shroud doesnt fake rage or get triggered in any kind of way as well as not make any pussy plays

What are some good plastic surface mouse mats?

MP7 or UMP?

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golden is a hobbit

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>>187227750
jumpy check'd

>>187226697
Both are fucking garbage now, SMGs are borderline unplayable except for the p90 which is dogshit to buy during smg rounds regardless. If you have to, just get the ump or MP9.

>tfw fell for the 144hz meme

>>187229606
what monitor did you cop my dude?

>>187199974
>Kill yourself you fucking sperglords
Yeah that was the discord with a bunch of cunts. This one is the one without trash or really any moderation. I'd like people from the US to actually join waay to many EU fuckers.
dbhzAnj

>joining a shit hole chat in general
no thanks. hmu in irc tho monicas

>>187232356
IRC? server/channel? I don't think there really is much difference between this and IRC outside of it being on shitcord.

>>187230148
Lg 24gm79g-b.
Was a straight upgrade from my 10 year old office monitor, but I wouldn't say it's worth it. Hitting 144fps feels fine, but's nothing I'd go crazy about. 60fps is still good.

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https://twitter.com/chrisJcsgo/status/901218093732593665

i honestly tried 1.6 and honestly that shit was horrible as fuck compared to go and source

>>187236565
while 1.6 is better than source, GO is definitely the best iteration of CS so far

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>when your anticheat actually works

https://www.hltv.org/news/21310/optic-granted-transition-period-for-esl-pro-league

>>187236905
objectively wrong but muh graphix xd

I know it's just
>online play
but nuFaZe is looking pretty good. It was nice to see our slav ladislav going ham, nice to see olof popping heads, and of course niko is still fire

>>187240130
next week is gonna be hype af
nice with GSL groups again but i'd would be even better if every matchup was a bo3

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ez for SK, Faze, should be ez for Asstrails, group D is a tossup, hopefully pige gets through

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>>187239459
nevermind

jesus fucking christ youtube fix your streaming issues

3 times in 10 minutes it starts buffering during an intense clutch

fallen is a fucking god, jesus christ

>>187239459
chora mais bb

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Dual Berettas buff when?

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team of 4 csgo in need of 5th, must be silver elite or higher, Excelsior is my steam name and my profile picture is a bunch of dicks taped to my face. message me

>>187244053
im DMG, you want?

>>187244053
id play if youre down for non prime

>there are people playing this game that aren't constantly trying to improve
what's the point in just mindlessly playing CS, a highly competitive game with incredible depth, if you aren't trying to play the best you can play and reaching for your maximum potential?

just play battlefield or smth if you're only playing for fun

if you aren't improving for every passing week, you're doing something wrong. there's always something to learn and get better at

>>187249624
is this bait? how autistic are you? people do this to any and every game

>>187246205
>2017
>cheating
kys

>>187250427
? the last 15 games ive played there were no cheaters at all but that was bc im playing against mges

>>187249624
Your a retard

>>187249624
i'm trying to follow this as my objective ever since i started playing a couple of months ago, but it seems my pc doesn't agree with me :(

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how do i git gud

ska fuckin daddy

thank goodness tim is back

>>187256572
1) Stop using an anime avatar.
2) Play only TDM for 1 week and only shot after aiming for the enemy's head, don't spray just try to deal taps
3) Learn weapon spray
4) Ignore autistic grenade training in fucking gold nova, people aren't playing "correctly" and granades are almost uselss
In low elo games you are literally god if you can just land your headshots, hit your target.

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>>187258208
how is this an anime avatar.

>>187258412
My bad, just looked at your picture and saw an anime avatar with shitty stats and thought that was you.
I guess other shitty memes aren't as negative for your performance as anime pictures so no further complains.

>its another im too high to be playing this episode
i love this episode

who the fuck awps underpass?

Me

So how do you justify that in your ""skill-based competitive"" game half of the time it depends on RNG whether you hit or not?

>>187271046
found the silver

>>187271046
Because it also depends on ping!
High ping + rng = "misses"
Basically don't live somewhere far from the server and you'll have a good time destroying literally everyone

>>187249725
>>187253989
why so mad, shitters?