/srg/ - speedrunning general

who is we

>>187077515
me and you

hi you're all gay.

>>187079135
No, I'm transgender

>>187077025
>>187077515
who is we?

>>187085826
thanks for the late response!

>>187086194
you're welcome

>>187089340
why didn't you sage?

oceanside marathon is at 1.4k/20k so far. get HYPE!

>>187095228
why didn't you sage?

>>187089340
why did you delete?

how do i transition from a speedgirl to a speedwoman

>>187097216
cut off your speed penis

how do i get the wr on speedpenis?

>>187099712
by using your speedpenis to control the joystick
or quitting your speedgame if there is no joystick

>>187099712
if you have to ask you don't stand a chance

>>187100587
word

I started a cut off my speedgirl penis run but I think I was using an incorrect route. Should I reset or wait out the bleeding?

don't let it die again

>>187103058
definitely reset, the run is dead; as well as your future children

>>187112263
speed lord save us

>>187106495
>>187108210
>>187112263
why did you delete?

shit thread

why does the entire speedrun community have a boner for ryan lockwood's streets 1:12 video?

me and marc rutzou

me and fucking marc rutzou

>>187116578
why did you delete?

reminder online leaderboards for games should be ignored and speedrunners should use speedrun.com leaderboards instead. that way you have video evidence of your achievement. you don't want the leaderboards to turn out like Steep's high score leaderboards where glitches were found and no one could view the record to replicate the run.

right in the FUCKING head

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everyone is trashing on oceanside marathon which is understandable, but why doesn't anyone trash on the smash the record marathon? it's complete trash, they pay the big headliners to come out and they beg for money during the entire event. also this furry is on its staff. isn't he homeless or some shit?

>>187120343
why did you delete?

>>187122126
i usually end up forgetting that it's even happening

y'all suck.

z_ is live

>>187124559
who ?

>>187122126
Just looked up this oceanside marathon, looks kinda weird. It would make more sense if a few speedrunners got together at one of their own homes for a little informal marathon.
It's just not like the old days anymore

>>187122126
>they pay the big headliners
lol

>isn't he homeless or some shit
you're thinking of feiqn you dumb samandtolki shitter

>>187126393
no he is homeless

>>187129584
he streamed yesterday

>>187082813
oh hi ian edward "alison" arkin!

>>187122126
wanna smash that otter desu, post his nudes/fursuit

>>187129584
no, his family is rich. he was just forced to move out of his house by his parents since a 22 year old shouldn't be living with their parents still. he lives in some place and pays for it with money from his parents and his twitch partnership. the guy is scum and tried scamming people for some money when he was forced to leave when he has is own vehicle and shit. typical entitled CA person.

>>187132530
thanks for the late response!

>>187133346
>a 22 year old shouldn't be living with their parents still
lol

>>187133852
the rent in most modest places is pretty easy to split up between 2 or 3 friends :^)

don't die doggy

The TRUE Road to 250 Subs

>>187133852
>>187133852
>born to rich parents
>given every advantage in life
>parents politely ask you to leave the house because you're a nasty, fat, marijuana-addicted furfaggot
>they even offer to pay part of your rent
>refuse because you have diagnosed yourself with meme illnesses like (((anxiety))) or (((depression)))
>parents kick you out so you have to cry to your internet friends, begging them to be your surrogate father

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When did speedrunning die?

>hes not watching caleb pace around the gym and babble stuff

>>187152419
was it gyno?

remember when people posted their stream here?

remember when people here actually speedrun?

>>187122126
i just like str bc my boy psychoripper helps out
as a speedrunning event it kinda blows and is kinda a joke, but the smash part is pretty ok
speedrunning 200% takes a backseat, tho, which kinda blows imo
oh well

>>187153552
no

The God Gamer Stigma

>>187164060
why didn't you sage?

>>187170425
why didn't you sage?

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>>187170459

>con man withdraws from every marathon because he doesn't have enough money to fly out to events but streams casino trips all the time and uploads casino videos to youtube where he shown betting $2.50+ each spin
>still begs for money on stream to speedrun mario games

https://twitter.com/BigJon06/status/898075826666835969
https://twitter.com/BigJon06/status/900937496392900608

is he the biggest piece of shit in the speedrun community? he should honestly just stop submitting to these marathons and just go full trihex and dump speedrunning altogether. it would be the best for him and the community.

>>187171656
Gambling addiction is no laughing matter.

>>187172175
Neither is a food addiction.

>>187172175
Neither is nigger addiction, Glaedr.

>>187173893
AHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>187170425
why did you delete?

turn the bot off ian

what games should I watch

>>187177281
why didn't you sage?

>>187177317
why would i

what game should I speed walk?

>>187173893
>>187174876
>>187174948
>>187175478
>>187177281
>>187177317
>>187179538
>>187181360
Why didn't you mention Squid?

>>187181648
dead meme

>>187181648
Die, freak. This is the speedrunning general, not the squid general.

what can we do to revive speedrunning, /srg/?

>>187182936
What? Speedrunning is absolutely fine. Do you even pay attention to runners or do you base your claim on this pathetic thread?

>>187183621
That's not very nice, anon. You should be more nice!

>>187184505
Word.

Mr Shasta with the heavy face

>>187186458
Word.

who should we watch?

>>187189698
Cyberdemon531

>>187190641
why

>>187191032
why not

>>187189698
Hang on a minute, who is "we" in this context?