/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

guess whos back
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=3928

>>187073129
>he appealed
>tfw borer girl did not

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>>187073154
https://pastebin.com/KZF5kCxF

Threadly repost, let's get 1000 views for an unban boys!

Fuck you Johnny, why does everyone like you?

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>>187073232
>kidnap borer girl a few days before she becomes borer girl
>bring her to torture dungeon
>she ghosts as soon as she wakes up
>a few days later see the pastebin
>she chose a literal slug over you

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>>187073232
>let's get 1000 views for an unban boys!
let's not

>>187073424
You know what to do next time, make a borer farm and fill her with them

>>187073480
kys zak

>>187073315
when i was playing clown two days ago and lubed the station he arrested me, then he gave me 10 minutes, a warning and pizza.
After that he gave me his own Oxigen canister because he had emptied mine.
I got off with some sec bully, some IAA's pottery and went back on lubing some grounds... until i found the cook commiting suicide.

>>187073480
kys Zak1946 the shitmin, shitplayer, shit fucker fuck shit.

Calling all VAMPIRES

I need your tips on how to succeed in the mode

what admin should kys?

>>187073941
Probe

Birdjews of the thread, rate trader stations

Deff > Meta > Bagel > Box


imo

>>187074218
1. Deff because of its maintenance tunnels and the retarded security layout
2. Box because I know it by heart
I don't have any preference over meta and bagel.

Post your static's theme song with an anime music video!

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vgstation sexcode when

>>187073925
>Meme 2 guys or kill 4 with by critting but NOT killing with burns
>Succ for upgraded hypno
>Glare hypno meme people
>Start socking away outfits and ids in storage spots
>Eventually meme a sci shitter
>Assume his identity and either blow or subvert the memecons. Sock away a comms.
>(Optional) setup a quick mix bomb kit
>Throw on some dipshit useless identity and go meme a head. Murder him if you can't get a clean grab. You can now recall until
the end of man
>Lube memer the ERT
>Keep memeing until station pop hits:1
>When the squids and nukies come, throw your bombs on the valves and set them for prox
>Laugh when the admins just BSA you or force a cascade

>>187074575
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qbmu-Ey04EA

>>187073925
Learn door hacking quick, rush to the spare, you won't be killed if caugh it if you don't use your vamp powers.
Target the miners or xenoarcs, if possible get your hands on Soporofic or anything to make them sleep. Cuff them, Take out their headsets, and for the love of jesus, turn off the victims sensors.
And most of all, don't be afraid of dying.

>>187073315
I just try to be nice to people even if they have wronged me

>>187073129
Can someone post the logs of the whole DON'T TELL CHASE thing?

>>187073925
sec here, biggest mistakes I see:
using vamp powers when arrested for a petty crime
leaving reviveable bodies in lockers anyone with maint access can find, put em in external airlocks
running away like a guilty person when questioned instead of acting innocent/false flagging someone else (only if you have nothing overly suspicious on you)
killing sec before you get fully powered up, those SPS pings flick the switch from arghhpee to valids mode


Communicating with sec will remove lots of suspicion
If you are going purely to win, attempt to thrall security/command, never seen a vamp fail when doing that (loyalty implants do nothing to prevent thralling)

>>187076510
Don't you need a bit more total blood to override a loyalty implant? Not that it's a big obstacle.

>>187076638
Bugged so you actually don't. Dunno if it's fixed yet

>>187076638
checked the code, it's a flat 150 cost, implants not even mentioned under thralling

>>187076510
>>187073925
another thing, if you thrall even 1 officer they can get you 150 chloral easy as pie from execution

>>187076939
It is, just in a different function.
>if(M.current.can_enthrall(C))

>>187073925
if you want hyper powergamer camp/ling
>be mechanic
>scan chem machines
>scan autolathe
>scan cloner
>steal 5u liquid plasma or a full sheet of plasma
>steal monkeyman or scan gibber
>build chem lab, cloner, autolathe in a secret maintenance lair (make sure its hidden)
>using monkey man and plasma in your chem lab make a meat factory for your cloner
>make a chloral auto injector and hand cuffs
>kidnap goy
>scan in cloner
>succ/eat
>clone from backup
>if using gibber feed the dead body to the gibber for cloner biomass
>rinse repeat in that order
>if vamp when cloned feed them dex, dex+ and iron so they last longer
>1000 blood, 15 genome
be aware ever one will call you a fag if you do this

Borers allowed to OD their host if they harm a borer when?

>>187073424
>>187073543
>>187073232
>ywn make a girl's dreams come true as she's surrounded by five borers prodding her all over her body before they all crawl inside of her at once

>>187077119
The only blood cost under thralling is
>M.current.remove_vampire_blood(150)
I personally don't want it fixed because muh antag chance

>>187077475
One time my host burned all my eggs through sheer dumbness. I should have prayed for retribution then. You can try that, maybe.

>>187077773
If you look at can_enthrall it requires VAMP_CHARISMA to return a 1 for implanted people. Charisma is supposed to require 500 total blood but it's probably bugged.

>>187078052
thanks senpai

tfw can't ask how to improve my play without coming of as an attention whore

How do I git gud?

How do I get vox gf?

>>187079207
how do i stop being a greytider?

How do I ERP?

>>187079207
create a maintenance nest full of shiny baubles and items useful to their department, then successfully kidnap them
they will be impressed with your resourcefulness and ingenuity and instantly fall in love

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Cease the performance of erotic roleplay within servers hosting space station 13.

>>187079547
I think i'm actually gonna try this and see what happens. Wish me luck.

>>187080027
Get a prenup or she'll take your nest when she leaves you

>>187079207
Dangle the worm, squat and squawk.
Works every time.

>>187078052
I thought we fixed this like last month.

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>aurora

>>187080809
Oh, apparently we just discussed it but nothing happened?
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/12708
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/15191

>>187080883
>they got baby's day out before /vg/
ANTAG DATUMS

>>187080883
it is terrifying

Felicity (Ling)
Kaylie (Vampire)

>>187082807
Any antagbandos?

/vg/ station is better than the other major stations. This is fact and everyone who disagrees is an angry redditor.

>>187082807
Felicity (waifu)
Kaylie (super waifu!)

>>187080883
What is this unholy penis creature.

>>187084452
Just because of you I'm gonna invite redditors and converting this into a reddit station.

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>>187081004
Welcome to /vg/station, where your waifu is made up and the github issues don't matter!

Was CisRox a shitter?

reply to this post with a static you want falseflagged and get them rated!

>>187086634
but that'd reverse falseflagging
i could post my own static

>>187086634
Fay

>>187086957
who

So we're gonna start adding Goof thing sto the station.

GOOF SMITHING INCOMING

>>187087190
(You)

>>187087376
https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/29970/files

bee lore please

>>187082031
it was inevitable

>>187086634
Kaylie Hunter

>>187073129
wEw LaDiO

>>187080883
fuck the pain away

>>187073129
attention newfags:
this is the happening of the week

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I hurt myself today

Any role with the icon in your upper right is a team, That's why lings don't have said icon but revs, nuke, wizards and cult all do.

>>187086630
Yeah

>>187090064

EI NATH

>just want to clean
>get penned, decapitated, and given a law that rivals most novels in length

Learn to condense your laws!

>>187090256
Adminhelp if you have to follow it or not, a law that takes the place of 5 different other laws will usually end up being a stack overflow or some shit so you can ignore part of it.

>>187090256
Learn to read if you're going to play borg.

>>187090064
>tfw you finally get mechanic traitor but nobody knows their code words so you can't get a full printables kit
>tfw nobody changing their headset freq to become part of the gang

>>187090256

Gotta be specific or silicons will weasel their way out of doing shit.

Yclat is such an insufferable cunt

>>187090426
Use more than one law. Using one law to take the place of several other laws is just asking for badmins to fuck you over.

>>187090426
wow its almost as if you can be specific with one sentence and not a full fucking paragraph as one law
silicons weaseling their way out of custom laws and orders are part of the game and a meme paragraph length law is not the fucking answer

>>187090451
>oh NO why can't I have a safe hugbox where I can be a tranny in the /vg/ community in peace?!?

>>187090537
Paragraph length laws will just make me ruleslawyer that shit harder. A short simple law leaves no wiggle room, a massive one leaves tons of ways out

>>187090571
Stop giving the tranny fucks attention

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>>187073129
let's get everybody up to speed, why don't we

Was wizard antag and killed for valid reasons. Next round over, threw a tantrum and threatened to metagrief and kill the people who killed him if they weren't reprimanded. by Ys (Trial Admin) on Sun, April 20th of 2014

During the same round as the metagrief threats, he was the HoS and seemed to heavily abuse his power against specific persons, as far as killing someone by harmbatoning after a borgs stunned and is in the process of cuffing them. Need another admin to look through the logs to give a second opinion, doesn't feel right accusing and banning someone of something so serious as a trialmin. by Ys (Trial Admin) on Sun, April 20th of 2014

Not robust enough to be HoS on /vg/station by dekret (Based Chickenmin) on Sun, April 20th of 2014

Player seems to have a short temper, gets incredibly pissed when he dies, doesn't consider the fact that maybe an antag actually killed him.. by Rei1226 (Game Admin) on Tue, May 6th of 2014

Extremely prone to whining in Adminhelp/Spamming Adminhelp about the lack of RP. Believe's he's being Metagrudged. by MrFoster (shitmin) on Fri, May 9th of 2014

Will literally whine in adminhelp about anything. Literally adminhelped today because two people were yelling at him to pay them money in-game. The two people did not harm him at all, or even touch him, yet he still felt the need to adminhelp about it... by Rei1226 (Game Admin) on Fri, May 9th of 2014

Stated ONLY law 0 as borg during malf round. Seemed unintentional, but who knows. by BurnZeZ (CoderOgre) on Fri, May 30th of 2014

Autism by Konater (Eternal Admin) on Fri, May 30th of 2014

>>187090719
daily reminder angelite led a mentally ill child on for months, and then turned around and beat him down just to get (You)'s from psychopaths on /vg/

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>>187090719

Starting clopping his hooves together when he had an ID with the name of Rainbow Dash...yeah... by Rei1226 (bullshit) on Fri, June 6th of 2014

Nearly killed me with a welderbomb :(. Swore it was accidental and I guess it could have been so I gave him a warning. by MidnightGlow (Trial Badmin Extroardinaire) on Mon, June 9th of 2014

Started adminhelping, asking for "dispenser glitches". Looks like he's trying to learn how to be a haxxer. :V by N3X15 (Nexis) on Tue, June 10th of 2014

Adminhelped after being lynched post-game (antag results posted). When I told him the rules next round, he spammed ahelp telling me to fuck off and that I was "embarrising" [SIC] him. Lied to Jj about the events after Jj inquired. by MrFoster (uncapitalized shitmin) on Wed, June 18th of 2014

Please mute + warn this player when they spam Adminhelp. /*DO NOT RESPOND TO HIS RAMBLINS*\ by MrFoster (uncapitalized shitmin) on Thu, June 19th of 2014

I've come to a decision that the player is either 13 years of age or has a severe case of downsyndrome by Rei1226 (bullshit) on Thu, June 19th of 2014

See above note, it wasn't the downsyndrome unfortunately - PM: Omega949->Jjenjr: on second thought, ya i'd like to become an admin. im a mature 14 year old and ive been moderator on 4 different minecraft servers by Rei1226 (bullshit) on Sat, June 21st of 2014

Banned from pAI, AI, Cyborg, Mobile MMI - Got borged by a roboticist who found their dead body. Proceeded to arrest the roboticist twice, spout such wonderful comments as "law 2 doesn't apply to sec borgs", and generally a shining example of how NOT to secborg as well as lie and claim the roboticist killed them. by Adminbot (Friendly Robot) on Wed, June 25th of 2014

>>187090848
angelite is based

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>>187090886

***WARNED*** During a ling round PDA messaged Angelite asking what they do at the start of every round when they're atmos techs (apparently they wave and smile at eachother) to determine if she was a ling or not. Pretty much metafriending/metagaming by Rei1226 (Game Master) on Thu, July 3rd of 2014

Rei that is disrepectful to people with down syndrome. I am offend. by Jjenjr (Barney the 420smokeweedeveryshif) on Thu, July 3rd of 2014

Am legit concerned he will harm himself if taken away from Angelite. Furthermore, watch him near Angelite. He will take her side no matter what. Tired to kill AI after he (me) read their PDA messages in a Ling round. (See Rei's note 7/3/14) by MrFoster (uncapitalized shitmin) on Thu, July 3rd of 2014

His waifu a slut by Trifle (Bestmin) on Mon, July 7th of 2014

From Steamgroup: 6:31 PM - Omega949: im cmo tell me where you die. // I made a joke about ":g dorms" and he rushed to help me. Watch him for meta. by MrFoster (uncapitalized shitmin) on Mon, July 7th of 2014

>>187090848
you're not gonna get unbanned

>>187090936
it's not very hard to outsmart an underage autist, doesnt make you based

>>187090886
>>187090719
This is deeply uncomfortable to read.

>>187091260
BASED

Jesus and I thought plap and leonid were spergs

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*posts images and logs from THREE(3) years ago of an underage sperg*
obviously he's still underage and spergy! gotta keep him banned! nobody ever changes! dont unban anyone!

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>be a "waifu fag" mostly because shitposting is fun and some people are just enjoyable to play with and be around
>this faggot

Is this how deep the rabbit hole goes naturally, or did he start digging once he hit rock bottom?

>>187091669
kill yourself you fucking homosexual, circlejerking, community-ruining piece of shit

>>187091669
he was like 14 and obviously not right in the head, this isn't normal or funny it's just sad.

he's not like shiggy who is a grown man, he was some dumb kid in a bad place mentally, I hope for his sake he got better.

>>187073129
>http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=3928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avZDnKz4V98

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Omega949 joined the server and has fallen in love with your static! Oh shit nigger, what do?

>>187091546
Jed literally had to talk the kid down from the fucking ledge
He cannot come back in

>>187091932
switch to my guy static

>>187091841
>age matters
He's just a younger shiggy and shiggy wasn't bad anyway. Unlike fucking niggly who's still around.

>when your mute waifu comes up to you half an hour after roundstart and asks for a ryetalin so you frag her between the eyes for being a changeling because said changeling had no idea it's a roundstart impediment
2014 valids bring a tear to me eye.

>>187091938
probably was attentionwhoring

teenager + mentally unwell + internet = bad combo

>>187092064
>shiggy wasnt bad
a 14 year old and 20 year old is a big difference

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>>187073129
Wouldn't the smarter thing to do in this case be to make an entirely new account and pretend you are just another spessman who won't be weird as shit? I mean considering that the smartest choice obviously isn't on the cards that being turning away and never looking back.

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>>187091932
a play on >>187091938

remain the same name but change the gender of my static to male and then make sure I grab lip stick and super girly clothes at round start.

When he finally notices I'm a man, call him a colossal faggot in game and out of game.

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>>187092143
Shiggy wasn't bad.

Meanwhile Niggly would just randomly post homosexual child porn out of the blue.
And don't forget how he alone would keep spriting his fetishes into our server non-stop.

>>187090571
>tranny stuff
>implying in following whatever stupid discord drama is going on
I'm basing this on the GitHub where he (you) is an abrasive douche. Everyone else is courteous and dispassionate except for him. Reminds me of PJB in terms of emotional maturity.

>>187092302
He already tried that as KidAphotic, but fucked up on the "not weird as shit" part.

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>>187090571
Transgender people have as much a right to play the game as you do, Yclat. Get off your high goddamn horse.

>>187090886
>fucking slut ass nigga atmos tech that just wants to shove a volume pump in her pussy when no ones looking
Thanks for reminding me that atmosia and engineering isn't really that much fun unless you have some friends to hang with and huddle with when you inevitably fuck something up and everyone's lives are in terrible danger.

>>187090571
Sad.

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>>187076216
https://pastebin.com/XHT6QL8i
The full story?

>>187093000
full story would be great, yeah. some newfags might not know about him

>>187093053
Why does it matter that new players don't know his past? Surely all that matters is that IF he gets unbanned he isn't shit NOW?

>>187093000
>meet me in dorms
Man, ss13 really is too much like cruising.

>>187093053
Negatory, Ghost Rider. Turns out this guy already did it and it just didn't catch on that picture
>>187090719
>>187090886
>>187091081

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&p=21168#p21168
best player is back and posting

>inb4 'ur 17 bud come back in a year'

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>>187081042

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>mfw finally got self host working, explored the station a bit, loosed the singulo because I have no idea what im doing beyond fixing the particle accelerator, wired up a solar before the power ran out, still ran out, accidently shot myself in the face, survived, got to escape with no power left to call a shuttle, went to xenoarch and died slowly in a telecomm room after accidently the air control and getting locked in by fireblocks
Im ready to die horribly, now I just need to git gud at something.

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>>187080883
/vg/ needs an eraserhead baby variant

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>>187092764
If you actually think Im a HATE TRANNIES poster, you really are easily baited lad.

>>187094152
The engineering powernet is a one-way dump into the station grid. Solars putting power into the station grid wont help you. What you're supposed to use to bootstrap the singulo if the SMES dies is the PACMAN generator over by the CE office, the AME, or wire engineering to the station grid and wire solars to the station grid

How'd you fuck up the sing. It's literally step by step

>>187094575
had no wiki open, book only tells you how to do particle accelerator, doesn't mention you need containment up first, mistakes were made.

basically I rushed because I actually wanted to screw around in botany/chems. also my toaster lags horrifically running the serb and byond.

>>187094493
well there was the time you harassed grim for no reason and brought up them being trans when no one else did, so you in retrospect you kind of seem to have a fixation on it

>>187095002
>lag

dont set up sing, instead spawn an infinite power cell and put it on the APC of whichever department you need to use

>>187073129
>shiggy and grimlock show up to memepost
pretty sad

>>187094493
Waifu players are trannies, are you now telling me that you are pro-waifu?
Vergonhoso...

>>187095194
Are you honestly white knighting trannies?

@187095407
>Waifu players are trannies
nice try doofus

>>187095194
>defending grimlock ever

The only tolerable tranny is Valk because he isnt an obnoxious faggot and a decent player

>>187095594
Explain how that claim is wrong.

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>>187093000
At first I was laughing, but then all I knew was gutwrenching pity for everyone involved.

>>187095714
how many trannies do we even have

STOP THIS
>discuss /ss13g/ - space station 13 general
STOP THIS
>discuss /ss13g/ - space station 13 general
STOP THIS
>discuss /ss13g/ - space station 13 general
STOP THIS
>discuss /ss13g/ - space station 13 general
STOP THIS
>discuss /ss13g/ - space station 13 general
STOP THIS
>discuss /ss13g/ - space station 13 general

>>187095908
Real life trannies: about 4 admitted ones
Internet trannies (men roleplaying as shitty women): several dozen

>>187096114
what if i roleplay as a non-shitty woman

>>187095968
Fuck off Anime girl fag

>>187096195
I don't trust you.

>>187096114
4? I thought it was just 2

REPORT AND IGNORE
/ss13g- space station 13 general
REPORT AND IGNORE
/ss13g- space station 13 general
REPORT AND IGNORE
/ss13g- space station 13 general
REPORT AND IGNORE
/ss13g- space station 13 general
REPORT AND IGNORE
/ss13g- space station 13 general
REPORT AND IGNORE
/ss13g- space station 13 general
REPORT AND IGNORE
/ss13g- space station 13 general

>>187096271
you're free to think whatever you want anon :)

>>187096114
A number of the waifu players are openly homosexual and may as well be trannies

tfw no gay husbandos

>>187096487
Jed's dead, baby.

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Let's get to posting that SPACE STATION THIRTEEN GENERAL content, huh?
Yknow, pictures of the video game SPACE STATION THIRTEEN?
Have a filename joke that's related to SPACE STATION THIRTEEN.

>>187095570
When they're harassed for little to no reason, absolutely.
>>187095714
Grim is a fine player and a fine person. If you're going to call them obnoxious, actually support your claim.

>>187096571
>>187096336
>>187095968
Autism

>>187095968
>>187096336
>>187096571
Kill yourself, Grimlock.

>>187096487
meet me in the supermatter room

>tfw jean isn't playing anymore

>>187096680
>little to no reason
Oh yeah how about being horrible petty people who grief at any possible moment while going to the thread and speaking about their online genderbent personas praising them

Grimlock is an abrasive faggot. It's unbearable to be in research with him.

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QUICK

post a ss13 image that makes you laugh

>>187096961
>who grief at any possible moment
They actually don't, and you still didn't provide any examples.
>It's unbearable to be in research with him.
They don't play Science, last I checked.

>got new laptop for uni
>one of the first things I do is install BYOND
never played ss13 on a laptop before.

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>>187097074

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>>187097074

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>>187097074
Always this

>>187097095
Do you don't even know the man you're defending, good to know.

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>>187097074

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>>187097074

>anytime someone tries to point out how cancerous trannies are, the thread "mysteriously" has "content" posters derailing the conversation
hmmm
really makes u
T H I N K

current server version is 1379, right?

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>>187097095

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>>187097074

>>187097548
Fuck off and take it to the forums or shut up with the off topic crap autismo.

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>>187097610
I made this image, has anyone actually done the cleanslut game yet?


>>187097074

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>>187097610
>discussing the cancer of the playerbase plaguing our server is off topic

>>187097593
>rubs her neck and sighs.
pure autism

>>187097809
>taking time out of your day to make your character visibly express emotion
lmao like why doesnt he just do things like the mute robots everyone else is fuckin baybies amirite LMAO RP's for fags

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>>187097610
I have actually played this, when I got back from splashing my face with water I was getting murdered for slipping

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>>187097809
>tfw i read that rubs her neck and thighs

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>>187095282

>Shiggy
>the absolute madman got himself a spess girl friend
>actually thought their relationship was worth jack
>boast about his fiancee to everyone
>was about to go live to the usa with her
>decide to blow it all over for another spessgirl
>when he had the chance to fuck off from russia
>is now using a shit ton of drugs
>still around /vg/

At this point Shiggy is more pathetic than chase

>>187097548
This whole tranny discussion happened because i called Yclat an asshole >>187090451 and he responded, >>187090571 and assumed my complaint had something to do with him bullying trannies
In reality it had nothing to do with that, and I just think he is an insufferable cunt in general.

>>187097593
what the fuck?

>>187097914
i emote with the say* emotes, and eventually i smirk or something, i dont describe fucking everything

>>187096487
tfw can't out myself as gay without looking like a fag about it

>no 1778 station where you play on a ship and cruise the seas for american gold

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>>187095194
Its good shitposting material, hammering on a subject they either wear proudly or dont mention, tends to hit that perfect sweet spot of either mad or altered, understandable why people think I hate em but going shitposter on the thread? I dont shitpost here, has enough without me making it worse.
>>187095407
Oh shit im busted.

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Reminder to punch those who use custom emotes

>>187098227
>grimlock tator
>caught
>turned into mommi
>break laws to get angelite to turn him back into an mmi
>get angelite to put him into his own dna locked durand

>>187097220
I haven't played Science since I dropped Rin over a year and a half ago. Try to know the person you're attacking, at the very least.

>>187091793
>community-ruining piece of shit
Good, you deserve no fun.

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posts bars

>>187091932
Laugh at him and tell him to fuck off.
Either way I'm in for a wild ride.

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>>187098607

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>>187098607
Does this count

>>187098515
Oh look, self-shilling like the usual waifufags/tranny.
I played science before you and had to suffer you and that kiwi shitting on it.
Stop playing on /vg/, there are many other serves that would welcome you.

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>>187098349
Bi, but I know what you mean.
>tfw you cram into maintenance with other sweaty people because of radiation

>>187098226
>Everyone is Yclat.

>>187098746
Self-shilling implies by its very definition that you're pretending to be someone else. I'm not. If you'd let go of the past and actually tried to interact with me nowadays, you'd see that I've actually improved (I hope).

>>187098746
>talking about your character when somebody else brings them up is self shilling
THE DELUSION

>>187097593
Those sustained explosions trigger my ptsd, please take it down. Sphess nam is over

>>187098482
was anyone banned?

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>>187098607
>spending the time to pretty up that shit hole

Only useful for deconstructing the tables and chairs for wood and niggering the booze o mat. And even then I usually choose to take the one from the ghetto bar before the bar proper

>when a waifu bartender goes brain dead because nobody comes in, everyone got their booze from the hacked booze o mat in medbay.

>>187091932

use him for money like all the other spessmens i met

no really, you have a bunch of autists playing on /vg/ and other servers that think you truly love them, but they're more secretive about it

>>187099063
yeah

>>187099067
>caring about booze at all
Why waste your time with a debuff? The only thing it's good for is carrying a bottle or two for instastuns if you break it over someone's head, past that, who gives a shit.

>>187098938
No but defending yourself without mentioning it's you only makes it look like it's someone else.
>>187098884
I won't even forgive your faggotry, you're back and that's enough proof to me you haven't let go of your shittery. Go away.

>>187099176
>I haven't played Science since I dropped Rin over a year and a half ago
That's not enough to prove it's me?

>>187091932
Omega's gay?
Well, whatever. I already ignore 90% of the people who come near me anyways. Either be dead, dying, or damaged, or get the fuck out of my medbay.

>>187099176
>mentioning it's you
>I haven't played Science since I dropped Rin over a year and a half ago
Shit I don't like trannies either but you're retarded

Remember cutting the limb off someone who breaks into the kitchen is allowed.

>>187099171
>not abusing amesec and neurotoxin and silencer

>>187098057
Yeah but you missed the rich gf part and how fucking high I am right now and not even from drugs, fuck I love life.

tfw no one will fall for you

>>187099453
It's a bad feel now, anon, but trust me, in the long run it's better this way

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>>187099453

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Welcome to Neo-VG, enjoy your stay

How do some chefs get shitloads of cockroaches in their kitchen. Do they pray for them or buy eggs?

This game is some Second Life-esque bullshit and anyone who plays this all day should quit immediately. Your ancestors are watching you and they are disappointed.

>>187099826
They're like the Lernaean Hydra, they start ad one but when you kill them they drop two eggs or more eggs, which grow into more, which each drop two or more eggs

>>187099441

you should try krokodil, shiggy

It might be dangerous, but it's gives a real kick compared to some other shit you get

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>>187099849
Fuck you, I am the most robust spaceman in this serbian. My caveman ancestors are proud and at the same time mad jealous of my toolbox mastery.

>Bagel
time to do something else

>>187100061
there are maybe three spessmen on this server that could beat me in a fair fight, you're not one of them

>>187099067
Isn't it ironic you spent years shitposting in /gtag/ pretending to be a girl and taking credit for all the good there?

kys "qt"

>>187100043
I did 3-methylfentanyl once and never again laddo

>>187099441
>Believing anything Shiggy says
hmmmm

>when you tell a guy it can't get any worse and he rolls the mysterious dice into a cluwne

What were the effects of those dicethrows on the shuttle, in the logs?

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>>187072901
discuss

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>>187100146
>it's a "I look up file names and post history to shitpost people" episode

Jokes on you, I don't even own grand theft auto, you desperate motherfucker. That image is just one of the first ones that pops up when you Google search "devilish pepe"

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>>187098607
my first bar ever

>>187100625
t. Callmeqt314 on desperate shitposting spree to cover his tracks
you're found out qt

>>187100707
It's shit

>>187100190

you don't have the balls to go full deep in high danger shit

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>>187100761
thanks

>>187100602
Frank feels more Neutral Good to me, honestly. His laxness when it comes to the rules stops him from being Lawful Good.

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>>187098607
first time bar i once did, was fun to build but i still feel like it was way too dark. also the private rooms looked shitty

>>187100602
some of these fit into the same category while others don't fit at all

>>187100602
Jean Blancy for LG!

>>187101036
explain.

>>187101036
elaborate?

>>187101007
very cool vibes. would visit as detective to dig up dirt

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>>187100754

>>187101131
>>187101159
as >>187100984 said, both frank and johnny fit into neutral good, eloise would most probably be chaotic good saw them bully a vox for not doing ther job once et cetera

>>187099804
You know you got a shit server when vore is better.

>>187099826
There's a cockroach on the station. they just get it brought over

Roaches add toxin to the food which'll kill people so mind the dingdong

>>187101007
I think I remember this round. Was there a detective vs mouse boxing match at some point?

>>187101445
If you eat food from a kitchen that's absolutely swarming with cockroaches, you kind of deserve it.

>>187101463
yeah, that was it. the mouse won the fight. pretty good round.

>>187101304
Who should fill their spaces, should they swap?

>>187100602
I posted the original list in the thread and you removed Digitalis from lawful evil
reeeee

>>187101127
Tranny for gaschamber!

>>187100802
Piss off pal, desomorphine is plain stupid like the rest of the opioids.

>>187101445
>Roaches add toxin to the food which'll kill people
Sounds fun

>>187101546
Oh yeah, then the mice went into the private room to party, and the detective (who disguised himself as a woman) came in and killed them all

>>187101445
Is it bad that my first thought was 'ghetto toxin farm'?

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>>187097074

>>187101694
How rude!

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>>187097074

>>187101996
Not half as rude as that """cunt""" is.

>>187097074
>robuster muster's weakness.png

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>>187097074

>>187102076
She's fair but strict. You seem to have a grudge.

Does anyone have the screenshot of a deathsquad trying to kill hitler in central command? The one with a shitton of projectiles and friendly fire

>>187102424
People tend to do that after a dozen poor encounters.

I WANT A SECURITYFU TO BULLY ME AND THEN SHOOT ME DEAD, HIDE THE BODY AND THEN GO ON TO BE A MODEL CITIZEN

>>187101618
dunno

>>187102528
Why waste your time with hate

>>187102528
Ah, a habitual greytider.

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reminder that this exist!

>>187103125
>Rambling Maniac under "Foul Knave Tier"
It's trash.

Who else has had a static name for years and never really been noticed?

>>187103525
Me!
It's nice not really being memorable.

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>>187103525
Same name for roughly two years but I changed the last name a few times. A few tweaks on her looks too as I flashed out the character over the time.

>>187104435
>Sec static
>FLASHED out the character
Nice.

>>187104435
she's pretty cute

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>>187098607

>>187104435
Z?
If so you're a decent player keep it up, better than most security

Remember!~

If you want your static to be recognized, you have to use lots and lots of tilde~

And don't forget!~ Tilde is the path to getting all the autistic spessmen to pay shit for you~

>>187103125
Bawka is shit trader who steal from station and is probably raider as well :DD. CAPITALISM and profit not communism and THEFT ok. praise the NAP

>>187100602
maybe replace chaotic evil with someone else since crotch rot is banned. Maybe isaac lifof or kaylie morgan

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>>187098607

>>187105279
mfw this actually made it into the game and you can sometimes find it in spessmart

>tfw playing a female cleric in pathfinder this weekend
medgays BTFO

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>>187098607

>>187104435
you're the negress security?
dont play again

>>187106434
there's at least 4 black female statics i remember in sec

>>187100602
at least half of these people dont play anymore

>>187105472
I like this one

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w
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Hello, someone recommended me to visit this general because I was searching games with clowns in /v/. Give me your bests guides to start playing and clowning around please

>>187107410
check the OP

>>187073925
No matter what antag you roll even blob, the answer is always "play it like a no telecrystal traitor."

>>187107410
Join server called "Hippie" or "TG"

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>>187107410
forgot pic
>>187107530
>New player guide
Woops, didn't see that one, thanks.

>>187107642
Read everything you can from that guide multiple times and see you on the battlefield gamer

>>187077474
What if they opt to not come back?
>>187077475
When the admins are offline or also borers.

>>187094152
>wired up a solar before the power ran out, still ran out,
You need to wire \every\ solar.
The station rotates, they don't always generate power.

What do arcades dispense?
I feel like the wiki is out to date on this

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>>187098607

So if you fill a bottle with welder fluid and break it over their head. Can you not just light them on fire with a lighter? I tried on pun pun and myself and it didn't work.

>>187097224
Got logs for that round?

>>187108514
toys

>>187107410
ew go away /v/ermin

>>187108839
Code for permeability is absolute dogshit, so it tends to never work. In 4 years of playing this game, what you just did has never worked for me.

>>187108839
you can on bay and polaris but no vg lel

SecuriKats when?

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=3926

Someone explain this to me. Is Harse just being an attention whoring drama queen?

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>>187107642
>>187107410

Try the test server and stick to /vg/, other servers are fine but they won't bring you as much fun

>>187109716
Felicity Rivera confirmed for /ss/

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>>187109716
What autism did I stumble into?

>>187109716
No. They're asking for clarification on an incredibly badly worded rule that wasn't announced or mentioned on the forums.

>>187109716
What's wrong? Seems like he's just trying to get the admins to be less vague.

>>187108706
>windows on the same tiles as gas

Absolute madmn

>pun pun dead next to it

sides delamination in progress

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=40&p=21118#p21118

Someone explain this to me. Is MaiPai just being an attention whoring drama queen?

>>187109716
just use 4chan rules 18+ you can make exceptions as the admins see fit

>>187110549
The server is a thing of its own and should use a 4chan rule. At least there should be a copy of said rule in the server's own rules.

Pomf you fucking faggot rewrite Plapatin's ban reason

>>187110698
it's simple and it works and only the most underage of underage will let it slip they're under 18 anyway, the others will keep silent

>>187110889
"keep silent" is not enough, if they ever admitted being underage they should be banned.

>>187110514
what do you mean? he is just saying surfer girl is a shit name (which is right)

>>187110961
that's what I'm saying, only actual retarded kids would admit to being underage, other non retarded kids wouldn't say anything

>>187110981
>headmin says the names are ok
>admin says "fuck you headmin im personally going to metagrudge surfer girl for their name and leave shit names like rambling maniac alone"

>>187110981
neither is Mai Pai

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>>187097074

>>187109716
>actual lawfags in thread
jesus

>>187111117
Rambling Maniac is actually a valid name. If you ahelp for valids and get denied you can complain on the forums.

Of course, you'll probably be shitposted to death and turned into a boogeyman in the thread until you're magically permabanned by an admin in a few weeks but you'll forever be a hero.

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>>187111220
this

>>187111267
it's not valid under new policy written by the headmin

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>>187097074

>>187109716

Think I see the issue. The way it is worded makes it ok to be under 18 for some people. I dunno why they are saying porn though. We don't even allow erp on the server. What are they smoking?

>>187111681
Pornagraphic Material in the libary, lots of it.

>>187111747
too bad its so rare to get new stuff

>>187111440
What the fuck, then why was there an admin collecting valids on a similar name a few days ago?

>>187111747

oh shit, I forgot about that.

>>187112201
because SHITMINS

>>187109716
>is Harse just being an attention whoring drama queen?
Haven't they always been that?

>sometimes I post a hatepost about my own character just to see if anyone disagrees
anyone else?

>>187113308
no

>>187113308
same but as an admin

>>187113308
i disagree

>>187109716

>admins make a new serb rule saying it is ok to be under 18 in a game with a metric fuckton of porn in it

chicken gonna get v&

>>187107793
Get a new goy then

>>187103525
I think I've been mentioned maybe twice in the years I've been playing here.
All good things, thankfully