/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

>SK
>Had EU team that played in EU Pro League, now has BR team that plays in NA Pro League

>Optic
>Had NA team that played in NA Pro League, now has EU team that plays in NA Pro League

Explain yourselves gotards

>random EU mix team
>completely btfo NA

ez

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forgot i posted this the other day. check out all my (You)s

>>>/fit/42592216

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LkRPXs0PCs
https://clips.twitch
.tv/PiercingTiredPoxUWot

What did he mean by this?

nice bookmarks faglord

>>187034746
well done mate

>>187034746
Holy fucking lmaoooo

enjoying your dead board?

considering someone posted the wrong OP and put a literal gay website on there. it should die in peace

>>187031905
Are bloodhounds the worst gloves or what?
I hate the edgy goth kid spikes on the knuckles

>>187040194
where is the literal gay website?

>>187040901
bronnen

>>187034746
impressive. very nice

I just like to zeus people
heres a dumb vid of me zeusing people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WItiJWSk5E

I can't be bothered to watch it

>chokequid losing to ghost gaymen

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Isn't there a 3/5 rule regarding major qualifiers? How is optic gonna work around this?

>>187050562
what you chattin senpai

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no dying!

all the hues playing rank s. what is this madness

>>187050562
I'm pretty sure this optic lineup will smash any na qualifier lmao

How do I click heads?

just gotta hit them domes

>>187035849
>roach
who is surprised

What should I eat for dinner cunts

kuew teow or pho tai, m80

>New Put Up or Shut Up

Yay

>Redditor Steel instead of our guy da bears

Boo!

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*blocks your path*

>>187072985
fatberg has lost a bit of weight, good on him

*takes a drag on a blunt*

Now get outta here kiddo

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dead

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>2025
>Optic is undefeated on Lan for 8 years running
>has won every tournament worth winning
>the other teams basically show up to play for 2nd place
>nobody cares about pro CS anymore
>valve goes bankrupt after making a failed push on a trading card game
>Baron Trump buys valve
>makes CS great again. Greater than ever.

>>187075094
that pansy pussy will do that to you

>>187077473
Is he munching pansy muff?

>>187078013
They have been regular fuck buddies since Cologne were Friberg was analyst.

>>187078216
I thought she was pulling her panties aside for chad

>>187079106
Let's be fair, Pansy is the kind of girl that needs more than one man to satisfy her

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BASED FUCKING DREAMHACK

>>187079141
yeah i said fuck buddies because pansy is all about the sex. Friberg knows the deal ofc. The pros have been passing her around for years

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SK
North
Astralis
Navi
Faze
Mouz
G2
fnatic

anyone disagree?

faceit soloqueue WHEN?

does ESEA have a soloqueue?

>>187079376
reminder fifflaren is banging her

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>>187082480
you sure about that?

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>>187083572
pretty sure

>>187082480
And thorin banged her, and huk banged her, guess what, smix is easy

what the fuck is wrong with the trading community in this game? Every single guy that adds me to trade is a scammer. I remember back in circa 2012 I used to trade in TF2 without any scammers and now it's only them.

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>>187083872

Bc skins in csgo are actually worth something to 3rd worlders who really need it

>>187083872
B L A N D A
L
A
N
D
A

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pansy without makeup

>>187087668
wtf sauce?

How old would someone from class of 2010 be

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>>187088616
you have to ask Friberg for the video

>>187088971
depends on country and weather it's high school or tertiary

>>187084032
What a strange drawing of eggs

>>187088971
24
no bully

>>187080747
yeah its retarded how every game you get queued with a 4 stack not giving any info vs another stack

>get kicked from north
>win a major
Is Magisk the danish Zeus?

>>187094275
Exactly, feels like every game you get on faceit is uneven, either you steamroll with a stack or you get steamrolled by a stack

>>187099550
worst part is how fucked you are as the solo guy
you have to play vs a coordinated stack that does fast executes while getting zero info from your team so you can never rotate in time

>>187044228
>that quality
>in two thousand fucking seventeen

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>very toxic teammates in a competitive game
>annoy them via coms enough to have them kill me multiple times
>laugh as they get a 30 minute ban

i cant be the only one doing this

I fucking want to kill myself

>>187110269
how are you gonna git gud if u dead

>>187111426
once ur dead u can get coaching from god himself (me)

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>>187111495
>god
>him

jesus christ nerf faze already

get rid of the favelas first then ill make moves

>>187112490
they're trading maps with t2 teams though

riot shield when???

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>kio
seems like a nice lad

>>187122181
also it seems that they actually have fun in fpl unlike rank s

greetings hi i the warowl greets you

>>187121715
now

>By the Numbers patreon already at $700 after a few hours

lol, easy money

>>187122621
No you're not the real warowl.

>>187126215
>wants 2500 monthly for 4 shows a month

jesus

>>187127705
That's pretty much how much alphadraft were paying them to do it, it's the going rate

got into a dm with brax. was fragging his ass like a gay man with aids

>taking dm seriously
how fucking autistic

>getting triggered
how fucking autistic

>be youtube
>have shitty 1080p60 performance
>constant stream freeze
>can't streamlink 60fps

when does their contract run out?

a whole year.

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is he going full time with this game? he hasnt touch csgo in awhile i think

in 5 years youtube will be back to just cat videos and drunk people falling.

>>187133057
he was a stand in for c9 and lost both matches. still managed to middle frag against some nobodies

>Need a new monitor
>Can't tell if there is any difference between 1ms TN and 5ms IPS monitors because everyone with an opinion is most likely some mg2 scrub

there is a 4ms difference between 1ms and 5ms

>>187133809
And if it's not some 2 star general like you it's most likely some rank S player who is biased about his set up

you honestly wont see a difference unless you get a 240hz

>not getting a .5 ms response time monitor
AG273QCX
>not getting a 480hz monitor
https://www.blurbusters.com/4k-120hz-with-bonus-240hz-and-480hz-modes/

>1100 hours
>no skins or anything of the sort
>didn't wear hats either back when I played TF2

I just don't see the point. Am I autistic?

>>187137598
No, you're just one of the few normal people

>>187137598
Wearing hats seems autistic af, lad.
Having cool pictures on your weapon, however, does not.

>>187137598
>Am I autistic?
Nah, at least you don't fap over a knife skin.

>2017
>there's STILL people using the A1-s over the A4

Jesus christ get a grip. Trash RPM, trash magazine size, trash reserve ammo, trash DPS and sticks out like a fucking AWP. These people are worse than the shitstains running mid with glocks pistol round on mirage.

>he cant use the a1-s bc hes a spray and prayer

>>187140092
>unironically using the rifle that requires you to headshot or lose every single aim duel

I get it, the A1-s is easy to control so people get stuck with it because they're noobs. However if you're tired of being dogshit and want to make some big plays you better grab that A4 and spend a few hours in deathmatch, you will not regret it.

>b-but muh silence

Literally useless above nova, nobody gets confused by it.

>>187141630
Show me the m4a4 Guardian and er can talk

>>>/v/388155416

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>>187144381
>start typing a reply
>thread dies

literally what's the point of trying to discuss things when threads die after only 20 minutes of inactivity? super fast boards like /v/ only serve for shitposting
reddit is better for actual discussion

i enjoy playing competitive more than fucking my girlfriend

>>187149912
same.

Zowie fk2 or rival 310

>>187150230
fk2

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>>187031905
>be lowly silver faggot
>friend invites me to play csgo
>he was unranked at the moment but used to do really well
>check out the other dudes
>they're fucking DMG/MGE tier fags
>start getting nervous
>grab some booze for my nerves
>still fuck up and get called out for it
>too scared to even show my face or look at the incoming enemy
>it's a victory and I end up 10/6/22, carried harder than my mom to the hospital
I just came here to apologize to everyone that plays this game well in the name of us scrubs.

>>187150382
gay

>>187150382
just git gud man, doesn't take that long

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>1000hrs
>my aim is pretty good, but my movement is like a sick walrus and I only throw NA nades
>stuck in MGE

Aim was pretty simple to train with dm and bots, but how the f do I get better movement?

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>>187150382
>scared of being judged in an online video game

Only in 2017

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>play with normie friends
>doing pretty good
>they start talking about work / motorcycles / their wives
>play quality immediately plummets and get rekt

>>187151416
Dude just move around lmao play the game

>>187152840
Also they get angry and start calling everyone cheaters, seemingly not understanding why we're suddenly losing.

>>187134356
Fuark. That 480Hz sounds sexy. I have extremely fast reactions, and ghosting really pisses me off.

>its another i only use deagle every round episode
god i love this episode

>>187155147
deagle@nosound is the best way to play

never drop for teammates either

>>187156231
>no drops, no coms just rushing their spawn with only a deagle
i love it desu

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why does this fucking game have so many hackers fuck

maybe youre just bad

*your're

>>187158792
um

>>187161204
*umst've

>>187161204
Yes

>>187151416
Surf a lot and play KZ. Get a mechanical keyboard for better consistency. Get a bigger mousepad if that is hindering you.

>trash talk with cl_mute_enemy_team 1
best feel

Umm, gotards?

???

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Half Life is finally dead
>>>/v/388172973

who care..

>>187151416
dont listen to retards telling you about surf and shit
just watch good players play and emulate what they do
the way they peek angles and never expose themselves too much

>>187169790
still surprised people are surprised that half life 3 is never coming.
couldn't you tell from this last decade when they became extremely greedy? there's more money in gambling for hats and skins than there is in profits from a new game. why make a new game when you can put out more hats and cosmetic bullshit.

>>187171207
Surf and bhop are actually good ways of training yourself to be faster and navigate/coordinate with your mouse movements better, newbies just aren't able to get themselves to a high enough level and assume it's a waste of time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPqTPuN6ses

>>187172168
or you play the game and learn how to coordinate your mouse movements lmao

nerds

asdlamd

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>>187158792
kill yourself

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I have done it, I have played the best game. 16-14 comeback win after losing 1-13. Three aces and ten MVPs.

I think I'm done with CSGO for the next few months. Maybe forever. I won't be able to top this one.

>rich pianas dead

hmm

>>187185120
>rich dead
>hl3 dead
>oneitis got a spic bf

Lifting and hl3 were the only reasons I was alive tbqh, kill me

>hl3
>now rich
THEY are killing board icons
who is next? kanye? stallman?

>kanye
>icon
the next person to die will be /tv/ related

>>187186229
CIA dies in GOT this coming sunday. Does that count?

>>187186304
i guess so

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>>187185120
>>187185556
yet lola still alive :DDDDDDD

>>187185120
>>187185556
>>187185574
No not mr. scoops
I'd better hit up /fit/

ded

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>the absolute state of csgo matchmaking