The nose knows edition
>New Star Guardian bundle to cost 95k RP
OT: >>186797807
eyosongive.us
>>186829680
>fall for the orb meme
>w/e re-roll skins
kek
I love Lissandra! AMA!
>>186829508
>>186829741
>Be so mad that you reply to someone 7 times make an image and pretend to not be that person that did all that
LMAO@you'relyfe
>>186829785
>effortlessly climb a fresh lvl 30 account with no ranked history to diamond V in 60 games with 80% wr
>as soon as i land there, games become completely one-sided, become hardstuck
everything up to the diamond mark i can 1v5 games but at d5-d4 it suddenly becomes a fucking torture, wtf it's like quickly going uphill, then smashing your head into an invisible mountain
Best couple!
Yurifags will have to pass on this one
So Urgot is just stupidly undertuned right now right? Q may as well not exist.
Jinx is cuddly and cute
>>186829782
I've spend over 500 bucks trying to get Soulstealer Vayne
Ahri! She's a cutie and I like her lots.
>>186829771
LONDON
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O
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>playing Janna
>Pick Soraka
>Enemy picks Blitz to counter me I guess
>Misses every hook
Shi _ _ y Di _ _ y
Star Guardian Soraka
Thetightestandhardestof all the Star Guardians.
>>186829963
I already have hextech annie and I have 9 gemstones currently, deciding if I want vayne or waiting for the pax sivir skin
>>186830038
>support main
>>186829937
>I'm so good guys look at me
>isn't actually good and is another hardstuck D5 shitter
The soul crushing realization that you're shit is funny to watch
>top laner picks a bruiser instead of a free win tank
>support picks thresh instead of a free win ardent cuck
>jungler picks lee
>>186829961
>Officer Jinx
>Vandal Vi
>Cat Burglar Caitlyn
Why do I want this so bad now?
>>186830190
>>186830029
meant for
>>186830038
>Playing soraka
>Enemy picks blitz because fuck you for playing soraka
>Dodge ever hook
>Adc can't dodge for shit and get's hooked
>Have to burn summoner to save him
>Repeat 20 seconds later but without summoners.
My life is pain.
>>186830221
>Picking champions that are fun to play instead of cancerous meta shit
How dare they
Do people still follow LoL's competitive scene? After the trainwreck that was SKT gaining 2 WCs I thought everyone would just stop
It's terrible, at least Riot must be frustrated as fuck kek
anyone have the Malphite edit of this guy>>186830287 on the Oprah show?
>>186830215
>t. bitter g4 cuck
>contemplating to spend RP on the orb meme or using it for the star guardian skins
what do boys, I'm sure its gonna rob me for those delicious SG skins since they will have loading screen borders, so you know you gonna have to spend like 100$ on this shit
>>186830221
what's a free win tank?
also janna requires skill because her e is completely useless if your reflexes are bad
>>186830376
>This guy on the oprah show
You know this site is 18+ right?
>>186830330
Nah, I used to but it's become ridiculously predictable and stale. No new blood just old hacks like Doublelift being kept around because they're big names and SKT inevitably stomping their way to another championship win.
>>186830038
Thank God that Blitz can be outplayed as Soraka by staying behind minions .I am more worried about Leona next patch. She will be my personal ban for sure. That 875 range death zone around her is a hell to play aganist.
>>186830492
they're gonna win again right? kek this is a fucking joke
>>186829961
>tfw Jinx will never cuddleyour dickwithher pussy
>>186830632
what the fuck
weirdo.
>>186830112
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64427776
how do I get back the drive to play ranked
it's all I did for like the last 3 weeks and any desire to play is totally gone
i'm not gonna force myself to play because i wont be trying and will likely lose
Is Zeke's good on ANYONE? Taric maybe?
>Taric's passive doesn't reduce his ult cooldown
Nope still shit
>>186830298
if this were any other meta I'd understand, but we're in deep cancerous shit nowadays, it's a guaranteed lose
>>186830038
>enemy picks blitz
>pick shaco support
>let him hook me and proceed to ult the knock up and exh/ignite his carry and destroy both of them
>>186830632
>knowing this
why even live, anon, why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkaSTMvUD64
Soonâ„¢
>>186830874
Wait Zeke's Herald is still in the game?
>janna requires skill
>>186831029
They're on their third Zeke's item now, it's been remade twice.
The fact you didn't even know this is kind of my point.
>>186830909
>shaco support
I remember the last time I came across that.He feed hard
>>186831029
>>186830874
Now it's called Zeke's Convergence, and I think it's good on Rakan.
They changed the effects and they look pretty cool now but yea, kinda off meta item.
>>186830881
>Be Silver
>Half my teams still insist on picking all assassin teamcomps with Riven top and Zed mid
>They wonder why we start losing when the other team starts grouping when we have no initiation, no CC and no way to get through their tank line and actually assassinate their squishies
>>186831117
it can be a toss up, also sometimes the adc doesn't know how to play off of him, I had a game where I caught ali between 3 boxes and the adc was just farming instead of taking the free kill
>>186830298
>teammates don't meta pick
>don't even care, that's fine
>but they don't even funpick they just shitpick
nice. udyr jungle vs their sej and lux support into blitzcrank
There are more Janna defenders on vg than on reddit, it's pretty sad.
>>186831076
You sho is angry
>>186831023
I admit the new Star Guardians are growing on me. I think Soraka and Ahri are both great. Still angry they decided to cave to Redditors who wanted a meme SG skin for a male character though. It's Magical GIRL anime, fuck off with redditors who think it's so funny giving Ezreal female themed skins because "lol he gay"
Look at my literally perfect Janna rework
>>186831248
I play Soraka instead. At least she has clear weaknesses so I feel fair.
>>186830231
The money I would shovel out without hesitation would be shameful
>>186830632
I didn't come here for this mood killer...
>>186830624
Yeah I hate playing against Leona for that reason.
Her E is quite obnoxious.
>>186831354
If it was a Tuxedo Mask skin, it would make sense. But he's wearing an outfit with the theme of Star Guardians.
>tfw no irl sona gf
>>186831248
You sure are angry
Why don't you go outside fatty
>>186831379
https://pastebin.com/N1D4d1yZ
>>186831494
I too go on r/2busty2hide
>>186831117
>feeding on shaco support
how? he has one of the most elusive kits in the game
>>186831354
You know that Tuxedo Mask exists and SG Ezreal is based loosely on him?
Guys how do I play Yasuo?
I don't want to be a toxic feeding retard Yasuo.
>>186831248
it's just one janna baddie bursting into autism
>>186831792
Do not play him. There are more reliable melee hypercarries out there (Jax, Fiora).
>>186831651
IMO Ezreal isn't though. Tuxedo Mask isn't part of the Sailor Scouts, he's basically an independent actor who aligns with them. He has a different costume as well, and doesn't explicitly take orders from Usagi or any of the Scouts. He's basically a lone wolf. SG Ezreal doesn't seem to have any of that going for him.
>>186831598
>implying i don't have metareddit of just about every sub dedicated to cowtits
>>186831023
SOON
>>186830624
>>186831792
Yasuo is one of those champions where you need to balance on a knifes edge in terms of aggression. Too much and you just feed, too little and you don't hit your IE + Shiv powerspike early enough and slide into irrelevancy. You need to find the sweetspot where you can trade in lane and not get zoned but also don't give up kills, and unfortunately that is going to take a lot of games where you just flat out lose lane and die a lot. All the feeding Yasuo's you see havn't found the balance and when they get behind they become useless because they literally only know how to play the champion when they snowball off bad opponents
>>186831823
Because SG skins are their own thing and in this universe male character is much more connected to female heroines. Not to mention Riot wants to preserve the aesthetic of the skinline so Ez has similar outfit to SG girls.
>>186824054
>I lost
But I didn't lose? What are you talking about?
>>186831792
Learn your matchups, you're gonna feed a lot at first but then you'll be the cancer (who also feeds a lot now and then). Don't bother with the fancy tricks like bayblading until you manage a 60% wr
Also don't listen to the other retard, jax is not a hypercarry.
>>186831598
[sweating intensifies]
>>186831976
>RIP
>when they just revert previous buffs
Censer will still be strong as a rush item. Janna's WR will drop max by 2% and every other enchanter will be even less affected by that nerf.
>>186829826
How?
Just fucking how?
I understand being in silver if you dont really take the game seriously, but 7500+ games in silver???
>>186831494
>>186831598
oh boy
>SCREAM LOUDER, I WANT SWAIN TO HEAR IT
Is Urgot the most metal champ now?
>>186832098
Ezreal has literally nothing to do with any of the other Star Guardians. He's literally only in there because it's a reddit meme
>>186832129
just ignore ribbon babbies
>>186832340
Don't tell them that
They are too stupid to realize that themselves then they are in bronze where they belong
>>186832129
He's clearly speaking about the riven player, since he's talking about the logical repercussions of the Riven player's statement
>>186831494
>>186831598
>>186832364
>entire subreddit full of irl Sonas
Was almost perfect.
>>186832568
There's a lot of good stuff there
>>186832568
Why does she look like tour guide barbie?
>attempting to use an ability without enough resources, while it's on cooldown, or at too long a range will cause your champion to take 5 damage be ministunned for 0.2 seconds
Why is Soraka so fun?
>good lategame scaling
>lanebully potential
>heals for days
>synergizes well with items
>multiple viable builds
>good with nearly every ADC
>global presence
>enemy tilt factor
>>186832901
>yasuo players literally kill themselves
>>186829771
I wonder if it was against bots?
>>186832901
udyr becomes(more)unplayable
xth for CLIMBing!
even when its HARD!
even if you FALL back down!
there is always HOPE!
>>186832901
How does this account for abilities with cast buffering?
>>186829937
Diamond V is the famous elo hell where most people don't give a shit anymore because they made it to diamond.
>>186833313
this
I thought plat 5 was a shithole but d5 is something else
>Shadow and Fortune
>Lucian learns Senna is with Thresh
>it'll be a billion years before Lucian finally gets to the shadow isles
>>186833686
That will be the last time we get a pretty good piece of league lore through a story. And that seriously depresses me.
>>186833210
You will do it climbfag. Leona buffs next patch.
>>186833809
>Kassadin still hasn't found his daughter
>tfw ranked and your team only speaks moonrunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWedvmL7zfQ
Is Hashinshin our guy?
>>186833210
Wait you made it to silver? Keep going climbing anon you can do it :D
how busted is the new champ gonna be
>>186833394
qtpie says Diamond is where you need to actually start knowing the game at a fundamental level
>>186833938
>one trick autistic faggot with awful hair that mindlessly repeats memes
he spams himself enough on here to be /us/
>>186833961
I don't care as long as I can finally get 1k ap on Viktor again
Did Kalista crawl back into viability just because Cait got nerfed and they changed bork a little?
Isn't she still the same piece of shit she's been since her first nerf?
>slow= less attack speed, you die
>your support dies/leaves = less attack speed, you die
>low base AS+ 90%AD = both stats are less efective on her than on other marksmen
Even ezreal out-kites and out-damages her.
>>186833961
>top/jungler
>with NO sustain
>with 3 different scalings on his skills
>with no real passive aside from this buying from anywhere meme shit
He'll be a shitty niche pick used purely for his ability to destroy player terrain.
>>186833938
>2014 memes
ayy
>>186834108
if someone picks ezreal/kalista on your team just dodge
>>186833870
>mfw
CLIMBing will be at MAXIMUM intensity!
>>186833953
it is tough but i will keep CLIMBing!
>>186834227
I hope you're ready for all the cakeboy SG Ezreals next patch :^)
>>186834364
I'm not too scaredTHE TIME OF MAN HAS COME TO AN END
>>186834242
leonaanon, your turning into something else!
Holy shit Rakan is terrible, and purely because of dogshit numbers. He's hopelessly undertuned.
>tfw sona gf
>>186834635
what
on a scale of 1-10 how hard to learn is elise?
>>186834710
>>186834635
He has shit numbers because he has so much in his kit.
>2 dashes
>heal
>double shield
>knockup
>charm
>>186834815
you need 3 games at most if you know how to jungle
>>186834815
>ONE(1!) skillshot
>most skills have very restrictive uses demanding they be used a particular way
Here's all you need to know to play Elise.
>red buff AA in human form
>human Q
>human W
>human E
>R
>spider W
>spider Q
>spider E if they aren't dead and flash
>>186834870
>everything scales off of AP and nothing else
>is an initiator who'll be in melee range most of the time
>>186834815
Easier mechanically than Nidalee.
Biggest hurdle is knowing how to pressure with her.
Do not pick Elise and farm like devourer Yi.
Gank, gank, and gank again.
But don't neglect your farm.
I see to many Elise, Nidalee, Lee Sins that don't abuse the pressure they can create on the map.
>no champion that uses parallel universe
>team picks elise/nidalee jungle
>they do poorly and then become useless
Wow, really makes you think.
>>186834635
>Holy shit Rakan is terrible
Are you a retard or something?
Soraka is for lewd.
i GIVE UP.
elo hell is true, i will never REACH gold.
the CLIMB has FAILED, buddies, now i will go back to my normal games for the rest of the season.
>>186835286
>team picks champs
>they do poorly due to variance
Wow, really makes you think.
>>186835334
You can't fool me faker, I know that Climbanon's autism is the type of autism to know no limits.
>>186835334
lmao what a poser
>>186835313
I need
>>186835286
>team picks a tank
>they do poorly and then shit on the enemy in team fights
kek
>>186835313
I'm gonna need some sauce anon
>>186835412
Nidalee and Elise are shit champs that got dumpstered by the meta.
>>186835313
>>186835109
>Initiators have to be built tanky in order to be successful.
I actually like Ekko (WHEN HES AP AND BALANCED) but this is just an idea thats been disproven)
>>186834710
I've still yet to find the sauce for this gif
>>186835313
agreed
>Playing Urgot Top
>Enemy picks malz
>"What?"
>Pop his passive with a stray shotgun blast
>Flash fling him to death
>Deny him farm hard
>2/0/2 by 15 minutes
>look at score
>4/17
>"Fucking what"
>Fed yi, fed lux, fed bot
>Early surrender
Thank fuck that shit exists, but I hate having to let a dumb faggot going top malz win.
>>186835485
>>186835497
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=64555981
>>186835485
>>186835497
>>186835527
>>186835596
>>186835497 here, I found it
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64555981
>do well past few days after being on a losing streak
>win lose win lose win lose win lose win lose
>lose the next game because someone decided to tilt the team after dying once
>demoted
This game is draining
FACT: Lulu is FLAWLESS!
Why is he so perfect?
I wanna CUDDLE and PROTECT Lulu!
>>186835262
Space demon. Huge creature who likes to bite and consume his enemies in his black hole. (Late game bruiser)
>Passive:
There is a dimension totem in every jungle quarter. Every 300 Space demon can enter a hidden jungle with new monsters who give 2 times the amount of gold and xp as normal camps. After level 12 he can also purchase exclusive items in the other dimension.
>Q
Space demon takes a huge bite from a target and gives 2 stacks of Space nutrition. Every hit on the same target decreases cooldown.
>W
Dash and slice through the enemy target and slowing them by 50% for 1 second , grants 2 stacks of space nutrition. Passive: Every spell used on enemies grants a stack of space nutrition. Minions and small monsters only give 50% of the usual stacks.
>E
Shoots an eye laser at a target and silence the target for 1 second. Grants 1 stack of space nutrition.
>Ultimate
Take a enemy target to an interdimensional arena for 10 seconds. You and the enemy champion are borth granted 50% bonus AD and AP for the duration. End when space demon is killed or the target is killed.
EVE SOON
GET THOSE ZIPPERS UNDONE
Is Ornn the first volcanic champion?
>>186836675
>Huge creature who likes to bite and consume his enemies in his black hole.
LITERALLY cho'gath
star guardian miss fortune!
So, a couple of days ago some anon posted about hisreally fucking hotdream about Sona and I felt inspired to write a smutfic based on it.
This turned out a whole lot longer than I expected, but I enjoyed writing this. Hopefully you guys enjoy it toohttps://pastebin.com/HUvpCWUh
Good night /lolg/
>>186836847
is league's real best and busitest waifu in it?
>>186836847
Bookmarked, thanks anon
>>186837025
Yes, if I post a smut I'll post a pic of the girl involved since I usually write self-insert.
I want the guy who originally had the dream to find it to see what he thinks
>>186834986
except you cocoon first you dip
what do i get
>>186837025
I can confirm sona is in fact in the story
When do the Star Guardian skins come out dudes? I want to gage my paycheque and shill out to Riot games at the same time
And yes anon is a bisexual faggot
>>186836995
goodnight you fat fuck
Opened all my orbs finally
How did i do friends?
>>186829963
what the fuck is wrong with you people
>>186838104
keep vlad/elise/trist/shyvana/fiora/teemo
reroll or scrap the rest
>>186830414
>also janna requires skill
t. boosted d5 egirl
games where a teammate went afk should not count
this shit isnt fair
So apparently I'm "dishonorable" on two of my accounts, but one of them has a lock on the honor badge. I'm not currently on any kind of punishment on either account, but I know I've been honored more times on the "locked" account, so does that mean honor for it is permanently locked?
is there a more useless support than leona?
>when they engage its always ridiculously far out of range so you can never actually follow up instead of when the enemy adc or support walks up
>huge engage then literally a melee minion
>fucking useless from behind or even
>countered by half the meta supports
>the enemy botlane just dives on you the second she engages
>>186838456
>mfw I am someone who feels shitty wining a 5v4 more then anything ..
I agree anon , at least if they leave in the first 10mins it should give half lp loss , doesn't fucking matter to the other team really
>>186838643
It feels shitty because no matter how hard I shit on my laner its wiinnable.
>smurfing
>in low elo so no one on the enemy team picks a real tank
>play guinsoo lethality kalista
>and shit on them
post more memebuilds
>>186838571
She has her purposes, personally I think Naut does her job better imo.
>>186838571
Tanky as fuck and scales stupid well on CotC + Locket and then shield items since she doesnt actually need to ever build armor outside of Locket's stats due to Eclipse
What skin should I buy for pic related and why?
>>186839840
Commando, so you can ironically have bad taste.
>>186839840
>unbelievably sexy
>insanely gorgeous
>body of a goddess
>poised and refined
>amazing fashion sense
>beautiful face
>loving, affectionate, and passionate
>gentle and caring, and affectionate.
>different forms keep the sex interesting
>powerful magic with versatile applications
>excellent aryan genes, highly fertile
Riot will never be able to top Elementalist Lux
>>186836847
Do you take requests?
>>186839840
Elementalist to get rid of her annoying as fuck classic voiceover.
>>186840050
>>186840035
Is it worth 25 big ones though?
>>186840259
>>186840035
>tfw they already did
>>186838214
>I can't spend money on league because mom won't let me use her credit card
lamo, mad you can't fall for the loot box meme?
Anyone wanna boost my goof account through silver ? Ill give you a skin if we get on / win
>>186840909
>t-the only ones against this are neets living off of good boy points
Fuck off retard, or maybe you're just a shill.
>>186836847
Can you post the dream thing you based your work on please? I must have missed it and I'm curious what you based this on. I am a bit autistic about chronological order.
I have taken a peek inside the link and it looks like something I'll enjoy.
You're doing god's work anon. Keep it up.
>>186840259
That depends on how you value your money. I can't tell you what is and isn't worth your money, that's your choice.
I'd say if you have the dispoable income and don't mind giving (((riot))) your shekels, it's worth it. But that's my opinion.
>>186840259
Well, you can turn champion voice volume all the way down, for free, that also works.
So what's Evelynn's gameplay going to be like after the rework?
What are all the broken items right now?
>Thornmail
>duskblade
Is righteous glory considered broken right now? And are the nerfs on cinderhulk really detrimental?
>all the upcoming SG ezreal fuccbois
>while I sit here with my superior naruto ezreal
>>186833938
ayyyyyyyy
>>186841314
Too much clipping for my taste. Glad you like it though.
>>186841286
Ardent is busted, Redemption is still stupid strong too, RG is flying under the radar despite how good it is,Zeke's Convergence is fucking broken if you're a duo with the ADC, you make their auto attacks do fucking 50% more damage that's magic.
>>186841078
He didn't give much, I extrapolated a lot. I did save his original posts for reference (greentext is him, not greentext is my questions):
>I was naked and chained up to a bed and sona just floated over, grabbed my cock and rode me like no tomorrow. I came like 7 times and I was literally crying and begging near the end of it, but she just kept silently going.
was it pentakill sona?
>it was normal sonar (sic) but her hair was down and messy
did she just keep going after each time you came without even getting off you?
>she paused for a bit until my orgasm died down before she went back to it
but did you stay inside her the whole time? this is very important
>si
any other details I should know?
>I was squirming a lot and she covered my mouth the first few times I came to shush me
he seemed to have disappeared after that.
I should probably edit the paste to have the original prompt at the top like I did for my other fic.
>>186840046
Depends on the request, if I like it I can give it a try. What did you have in mind?
>>186841074
>I swear its my self restraint and not that I have to ask mommy
kek
>>186841259
Move around the map in Camoflauge. Leap at people while casting Hate Spike, pop Ravaging Claws to gouge their eyes out and go back into """"Stealth""""" (only your marked target cannot see you; to everyone else, youre a silhouette) and then press your ult getting a stun and burst of movespeed
>>186841450
thanks man, is RG really flying under the radar? I hear people talk really really highly about it
>>186841493
Thank you anon. Also I just noticed you are the same anon who made the bewitching morgana smut.
WRITE ME SOME GUROSMUT PLEASE
I WILL GIFT FOR IT AS USUAL
Also ask me a question, im bored
>>186841651
It's more prominent the higher your rank is. Active items are always less likely to get nerfed because retards straight up don't use the active. RG has always been one of those items nobody remembers to build because it's core on nobody, situational on everyone.
>>186841712
Are you liss anon?
>>186841739
For the small part of me that actually believes in favorable odds
>>186841712
Yes anon , whats your email lets talk
>>186841817
No
Im friends with him though
>pick janna because people say she is fun and freelo
>literally just moving so fast no one can catch you and spamming Q and using R any time you want someone to not murder you
sure is fun playing a character whose entire kit is centered around not fighting in a PvP game
>>186841598
>get invited to lift weights with poppy
>she puts too much weight on one of your sets
>takes advantage of you while you try not to be crushed
>>186840909
>>186841609
you have to be 18+ to post here
>>186841847
Why do you want my email??
>>186841680
Yeah, I don't want to be obnoxious so I don't broadcast it, but I suppose the entire general has fapped to that thing by now.I also felt really wierd about writing smut and felt bad that I told anons I'd write more than then didn't, but I decided a few days ago I shoudn't not do something people like for such silly reasons.
>>186842017
ironic coming from someone who has to ask mom for permission to spend money
>>186841739
Boss malzahar
>>186841739
need officer vi desu
would ask for kalista skins, but her only good ones are limited :(
>no fat female champion
hmmmm
Tell me your zodiac sign and favourite champion and i will give you a tarrot reading about your ranked progression
>>186842052
I was going to write you something haha , Im an English minor who wants a skin but lacks the funds to do so.
>>186841739
1350 skin of your choice senpai
>>186841892
I'm not writing anything with yordles.
>>186842091
pick up a trip so i can filter your autism
>>186842175
Lissandra
Gemini
>>186841739
Eh sure. Hit me up with a good one.
>>186842175
libra
shaco
>>186842242
Eh fair enoughI hate how degenerate they've become,
I blame lulufags
>>186842242
Truly, a man withgoodtaste
>>186841739
roll
>>186842203
Im confused
You want to write for me and you want the skin, but you cant write bc of money??
>>186841739
Cosmic Dawn Xayah
>>186841739
>Dubs
Eh. I'll try for Pentakill Kayle I guess.
>>186841739
officer vi pls
>>186842242
You doing gods work son.
>>186842175
Sejuani
Taurus
>you're ADC
>you assume your Taric support is working towards a frozen heart
>suddenly you see this in his inventory
>>186842364
I want a skin but ill write something for you bud
>>186842337
Exactly what point in time were yordlefuckers not degenerates?
>>186841739
ign: your mom says hi
>>186842248
pick up a job so you can stop being pathetic
>>186842451
Ok cool, if you can post ur ign and we'll talk
>>186842527
Are you on NA?
>>186842443
>>186842460
I'll give you that, I'd argue we were more tolerable when there were fewer of us, and we didn't post the same fucking lulu shit every dayI'd also argue I did that with Trist and Poppy forever though, so that's me being a hypocrite
>>186842242
Okay, I have another idea then
>Sparring with Leona
>distracted by the way she looks in the sunlight, that glistening, tight body
>she pins you under her shield and you can't see below your neck because of it
>suddenly something wonderful
>>186842614
Yes i am
I have euw account too but i dont remember the password
>>186842443
>playing support
>not building damage items and killing people while your adc serves as a distraction
>>186842730
On my smurf add me : Indie Rubbish
>>186842443
Probably screw up because I don't know what it does.
>>186842242
How about
>find Koggles and he demands cuddles one way or the other
>>186842249
>How you feel about yourself , Death
You right now feel you're in a slump or underperforming , you know you can do better. Don't worry about it too much , a new beginning is coming.
>What you want most right now , Devil
You want to reach a goal which seems unreachable. You want to make changes to reach that goal as fast as possible. Because this goal seems unreachable you only want it more.
>Your fears , the hierophant
You're affraid of doing something you might not be proud of. Could be something morally or something that goes against your personal values.
>What is going for you , strength
You're a confident person and if you keep true to yourself you might reach your goals.
>What is going against you , the chariot
While you might be confident it can also be your greatest weakness. Don't let that ego get in the way of your ranked progress and watch your temper when you deal with teammates.
>The likely outcome , the priestess
You're intuitions is 1 of your core strengths. Don't think to much about your ingame choices and let your intuition do the work. If you embrace that power you will reach your goal.
Have fun climbing Lissanon!
>>186842443
>not knowing thats the best support tank item in the game
>>186841739
IGN destroid2021
>>186842712
No, you guys were always degenerates. The stuff you fap to isn't even proper yordle anatomy, it's just generic "MUH THICC" trash except 3 feet tall because you're probably a pedo.
That Leona one has potential, but I'm gonna need more details if I want to get that train rolling.
First question: Is she wearing her armor while sparring? Armor would get in the way of sex, but if she took it off, you shouldn't be pinned. It's also hard to picture her body being glistening if she's got all the armor on.I'm kind of autistic that I need some internal consistency to build the scene on,
but my imagination does a good job on its own once I can kickstart it
>>186841739
Check my dubs but I don't even want it
why is there no item like a reverse knights vow where i can stack 6 of them to get my teammate killed?
>>186843039
Taric has terrible synergy with it.
>Ult CD radically exceeds Zeke's CD
>non-CC ultimate to hold enemies inside the AoE
>>186843113
She's not, think Spartan training where they're basically naked except cloth coverings, she does have her sword and shield though
>>186842175
Taurus
Yorick
name a more useless role in this game than adc, you cant.
>feast or famine shit
>spends the whole game farming instead of doing something productive
>farming is unproductive for this role because all they do is get camped botlane the entire game and any time they are solo they are bags of gold
>most of the game you just pray you hit your 45 minute power spike and can maybe damage towers
>>186843136
>with 40% CDR taric ult has a 1 minute cooldown
>zekes has a 45 second cooldown
>radically
>>186843208
>She's not, think Spartan training where they're basically naked except cloth coverings
Now this is getting somewhere.
Does she only have one layer covering her crotch? Is the lower garment wrapped tightly or hanging loose?maybe have the top garment start to slip off because she's so sweaty but she doesn't consider nudity to be a big deal?
>be adc
>get dove by yi and renekton every fight
>no peels ever
>always have to pop flash if they get close or i pop
>enemy adc has the mid and support peel for her constantly
>die every fight
>"why does our adc do 0 dmg"
Gee i dont know why 6/15/1 zed i have no fucking idea
>>186841739
OP here
Skin name helps to
>>186841450
>zekes
I'm fairly sure that the DoT doesn't overlap, it just refreshes. Nobody but corki will have the penetration for that magic damage. It's still a much better item than people believe though but mostly because people believe it's fucking garbage. It's really good on leona because it makes you miss less passive procs, it will be even better for this next patch (see >>186830624). It's also nice on alistar because alistar is flexible with his item choices, as long as he buys at least some defense hes gonna be tanky as fuck during the ult. He can have like ohmwrecker and banner of command and still be tanky. Both leona and alistar also want to stick to their targets better for 2nd Q in case of leona and for E stun in case of alistar, the slow from zekes aura helps with this greatly.
In my opinion athenes has been going very much under the radar for a long time, it can output disgusting amounts of healing on sona (fully charged athenes nearly triples sona W heal) and synergizes very nicely with nami as well but it is in the shadow ofautism cancerright now. Maybe afterautism cancernerf people will start waking up to how good it is and it will be possible to build it in soloq without getting flamed.
>>186843417
>be 3 minutes into the game
>enemy double kill
>my bot lane just died
Why is it always the fucking bot lane retards that ruin my games?
>>186842425
>How you feel about yourself , the moon
You feel confused and you're doubting yourself too much.
>What you want the most right now , the devil
You want to reach a goal which seems unreachable. You want to make changes to reach that goal as fast as possible. Because this goal seems unreachable you only want it more.
>Your fears , temperance
You might be performing well in ranked or with a certain champion , but you feel like this isn't going to last forever. You might fear a certain change will pop up that will ruin everything you worked so hard for. A future nerf maybe? A change in real life? Who knows.
>What is going for you , the wheel of fortune
At the moment you're a lucky person , RNG has blessed you , but you need to enjoy it aslong as possible. Don't let you bring yourself down when something doesn't go your way.
>What is going against you , the hermit
Your biggest weaknesses are you irrationality and your arrogance. Trust your teammates more.
>The likely outcome , the empress
A future of succes lays before you. Keep yourself in check and you will reach your goals!
Have fun climbing Sejuanon!
>>186842443
I had to delete this item from my item list because it doesnt fit and makes this ugly strech ingame when I go beyond 10 items
>>186843671
its adcs that don't know lane dynamics and picking stupid fights, the support just dies because they are supposed to help this babby role
>>186841739
I'm gonna say I want Omega Squad twitch
>>186843668
>sona
>wall of text
post completely disregarded. you should feel bad
>>186841739
>>186841825
>>186842095
>>186842130
>>186842209
>>186842263
>>186842357
>>186842376
>>186842396
>>186842489
>>186843076
>>186843117
>>186843665
>>186843841
>dubs on /vg/
how does the 35% from void staff works?
does ur damage simply ignore 35% of your targets magic resist?
do u deal even more damage if u have magic penetration from runes/other items?
>>186842175
Scorpio
Xerath
>>186842175
Capricorn
Syndra
>>186843769
Tbh you're better off with Zeke's than Athene's or Banner
so as leona, when engaging from range with E, do you
E > AA > Q > AA > R, risking the flash between your E and Q, or just skip that AA potentially losing a kill?
>>186844002
>twice as many people
Nah, its that its a catch up lane that makes it dog shit. You aren't playing the game right if you don't constantly gangbang bot with 4-5 people
>>186843917
>thinking I'm some generic healslut cumdump egrillautism cancerabuser
You would have known I'm not if you had read my post but oh well.
>>186843654
It's practical, so only what she needs to keep herself from moving too much, single layer wrapped tight, but not tight enough to cause chafing
Partial nudity is fine, she'd use it to her advantage as any warrior would use a distraction to gain the upper handIt's not the young looking thing that does it for me, I've just always liked short, spunky women
>>186843796
makes sense
in like 3.5 years, this is the only thing I've felt was worth buying RP for
>>186844152
I might have read if it wasn't for the eye aids that post would have given me, try reddit spacing next time, its more your style as a sonafag
>>186843960
its possible
Watch, I'll somehow get it and >>186841739 won't give me something anyway
>>186844249
The top three skins in the game are
>Cosmic Reaver Kassadin
>Grave Lord Azir
>Battle Boss Malzahar
In that order. Of course you bought it.
>>186844249
not even his best skin, that would be snow day
attention all fiora mains. Which skin screams "You're about to get anally blasted" more, pool party or project?I'm not actually good at fiora yet but I want people to think I am
>>186844539
Royal Guard.
>>186844170
Alright, definitely seems good so far
Is she already getting turned on before pinning or does she only get the sexual ideas after pinning anon down? how she acts in the build up and how she starts it depends on this.you see how im rather autismal about this whole thing
>>186844539
Musketeer
>>186843796
>its adcs that don't know lane dynamics
I can't speak for all time sure (I make mistakes and do some stupid shit as well) but some supports are fucking retarded in lane. EX: Kog/Bard into Lucian/Braum, I can try my ass off to play safe and know that I'll outscale but then the fucking Bard is gonna play aggro and get himself killed and drag the lane down. Man, I feel lucky if I get a support that's at least adequate if I get one that's good holy goddamn shit its like seeing the eclipse. I blame bot more so on (autofilled) supports 25% autofilled trash thats picks thresh and misses hooks and relics or Jannas that try to play aggressive with tornado, 25% autofilled shit pickers that do Lee Sin/Teemo support and have the gall to act surprised when we lose, 25% "actual" support players that don't understand lane dynamics and how to play certain match ups, 20% decent ones, and 5% talented actually good support players
Is there a way to mute mastery emotes? I'm getting way too tilted with kids spamming these shits
>>186844323
Justicar Syndra is objectively the best skin in the game
>>186844758
It goes the other way too, a lot of ADCs will instantly tilt and feed when they don't get an orthodox support, even though there are plenty of off kilter supports that work real well due to exploiting enemy inexperience (such as shaco, discussed in this thread a little bit, even), but the adc doesn't want to play off it
>>186844849
you're late
>>186840035
>>186844323
I agree with this post
But come on, no Dunkmaster Dario? The fact that he dribbles a basketball around all of the time makes it worth it.
>>186844938
Ok good, at least there's someone else around to spread the good word.
>>186844774
Mute the enemy champion.
>Get an enemy laner who spams mastery (usually Yasuo)
>See he's trying to talk shit
>Mute him
>As he's concentrated on pressing the emote buttons I work to outplay him and can't read him complain in /all chat as I win
>>186845013I originally wrote that just to explain why elementalist is best, I didn't think someone else would start memeing it
There are websites that show you counters, good team comp. There's countless videos that teach you how to farm and make better decisions, lists of the most OP fotm champs updated daily.
But there's no such thing as an constantly updated itemization guide? Why is this? You hear time and time again, that itemization is a huge difference between a skilled and unskilled player. I think alot of people, myself included could really benefit from one of these. Why does this not exist? I would love to learn the exact situations you'd get a certain item, an explanation of why it's good and kept up to date with it's buffs and nerfs. I'd love to be explained when its better to get health over armor/MR etc.
why does this not exist?
>>186844653
That's fine, this is the best kind of autism
She might get some ideas once she catches you offguard while you stare at her breasts, but there's gotta be some sword and dagger puns in there somewhere
>>186845167
Re-reading I get that alot of people can say oh well theres mobafire. But that's only for a certain champ and almost never goes into depth and stats or why the items even good.
>hello and welcome to another league of legends game
>you can expect such riveting commentary as:
>talking about the fabricated rivalry between these two teams
>talking about how items were recently buffed or nerfed
>fake surprise and interest when said items are bought repeatedly
>the same exact mixture of 3-10 competent champions and 30 edge case champions that just kinda fit into comps the same as they always have
>constant hype over unimportant events to mentally exhaust you after 15 minutes
>nothing important happening for the first 20+ minutes in every game
>"we're 40 minutes in, the score is 3 - 4, all outer turrets are down and x team is going for dragon"
>other shit
>all these people talking about how bad adc players are and that all they do is feed
>but in 70% of my plat matches its always the midlane who feeds his ass off
>if mid didnt feed then its usually jg
>if neither fed we usually win since no one else is feeding
> a lot of mid/jg players browse /lolg/
:thinking:
>Playing some urgot in normals
>Go into game with wrong runes/masteries (vlad set instead)
>Still push out enemy Mundo and get a couple kills
>He complains after they early surrender saying I counter picked him and that I was somehow wrong for building executioners on him after muh axe.
Why would you play mundo, then complain about being countered? He has tons.
>tfw been playing like turbogarbo last three days
how do you get your mojo back
>>186845185
So at the start of sparring, it's just actual training, but when she sees how easily distracted anon is and how her fit, tight, and glistening body makes him uncomfortable, she thinks its cute and starts to want to do things to him?
>there's gotta be some sword and dagger puns in there somewhere
Duly noted. Will do my best.
>>186844909
I'll give you that since (I'm a bit of victim to that). Bot lane is a two way street and for me at least its that harsh pain of losing something you worked over due to someone else's error or foolishness but its also equally on my side if I let it fuck with my mental. The more brains in a lane the more possibility for error I'd summarize it.
>>186845337
adcucks are the most crybaby faggots in all of league, fuck right off
riot continually buffs your items and allows you to 2 shot anyone, yet you cry when you get caught splitpushing and zed kills you
>>186845520
t.midbab whos died 15times in 25minutes
>Second pick red side (this means 1 person picks before me, then 2 on their team, then me and our midlaner)
>support
>Ban janna because im going blitzcrank
>they ban blitz
>Cant find soraka so lock in Lulu instead
Stole 2 kills from Jinx, our jungler and mid never roamed bot and when they did their gragas just wiped us all out putting us behind.
But I started coin + Censer rush and we floored them anyway
These are my runes:
3 armor
8.5AD
5% Flat CDR, 4.9%CDR/18
4.5g/10
(30:40 second game, which means 28m40s of gold generation, 774 gold generated from runes)
>>186845412
take a break.
>>186845412
Take a break and thenclean/tidy something up. From a corner of the house to a patch of garden.
>>186845569
I think he's right about AD being the biggest crybabies, for better or worse.
t. adbab
>>186843113
Internal consistency doesn't help only your imagination but also the readers'. It is a very important element of immersion. Noticeable plot holes and lack of consistency irreversilbly destroy immersion.
inb4
>fap material
>plot
>>186843136
>>186843592
>land a stun as taric
>pop ult
>zekes slow allows you to keep whacking your target with passive procs as it tries to run under its turret
>tank turret shots completely for free because taric ult
>while at it heal for a ton with fully stacked Q
>E comes back up
>land it for basically free because the zekes slow lasts for fucking ages
>mfw
Pretty good synergy honestly. Not as good as leona but definitely good. The 15s disparity between zekes and ult cooldown is not a big issue even despite the fact that it's going to be more than 15s for most of the game.
>>186844102
Hello? anyone???
>>186845576
>40g more than Talon
>1.5k more than Darius
I'd wonder if you're on to something with those gp 10 runes or if your teammates are just idiots, but Evelynn has almost as much gold as Talon does, and you said Talon never roamed so its more likely they just completely fucking sucked. Jinx did okay though thanks to having THREE (3) attack speed steroids (Whimsy, Censer, and Q passive. 4 counting her actual passive)
>>186845793
RE into the AA triple combo. You need to land the stun on your ult, if theyre outside the center range you might as well not fucking ult at all.
If they flash, that means theyre where you want them: Not near you OR your ADC, and you put them on a 4.5 or 5 minute cooldown by doing nothing more than burning 170 mana
>buy boxes so I can get some essence and maybe something neat
>get two skins I actually want
GODDAMMIT
>>186845690
Yeah, I just can't be satisfied with a story if it doesn't make sense with itself
>fap material
>plot
As much as this is a meme, plot does matter in fap material. Using the morg fic as an example, there's something that makes it hotter knowing that she's harvesting anon's cum like its an ingredient or like hes livestock, instead of just "I fuck you because lol smut"I've basically never done anything that would qualify as creative writing before that morg fic, almost all of my writing was technical. Which I enjoy, but I'm surprised I'm enjoying this too
>>186843113
can you do reksai vore
Poppy anon! I need advice on how to build and whyNoxus poppy is best poppy
>>186845436
I was thinking:
>Sparring, she's not holding back
>Either you cut her top off accidentally or it slips off or something
>you get distracted by her breasts and tight god damn body
>she takes advantage and pins you with that shield
>Notices and starts a new form of Stamina trainingSorry was fucking in the longest losing game of my life
>>186842175
Scorpio
Singed
>start harassing my own teammates
>losing every game
>start harassing the enemy instead
>making junglers so butthurt that they just camp me and forget everything else
>win every game
I didn't know being toxic could be so helpful
>>186845938
I said engaging with E
why would you R when everyone and their mother has a dash that can get them out of range, sure its the same for E but E has a fifth of the cooldown as R
>>186846086
>Sorry was fucking in the longest losing game of my life
No worries
If she's not holding back, it would probably make more sense for it to slip off since I doubt anon can go toe-to-toe with leona
>tight god damn body
good lord isn't it though? she's probably been doing physical training since a very young age and she clearly has top-tier genetics to boot. Every single part of her body must be rock solid. Think about how her muscles would look flexing under her skin as she moves around the fight?do you think targonians train their kegels?
>>186845075
Oh, that works for people just spamming mastery too?
Guess I'll just go back to muting everyone on the enemy team again then
>complete the damn missions
>get butcher Urgot and Quinn shard out of it
awful
>>186845167
Because it wouldn't work as a guide since the game changes so much and its very situational. The most common mistake regarding this I see in bot lane. When people pick AP support and get a few kills early on they rush sighstone/boots or there are those people that rush only AP and then out of laning phase they still don't have sighstone and never bother to buy it.
What I also saw is some Youtuber who wanted to climb to gold and played jungle amumu. He always build offtank AP items no matter if he (and his team) was ahead or behind. As far as I know, you only build offtank AP items when you are ahead since just being more tanky is not gonna do anything because the enemy can't kill you anyway.
>>186846452
Probably not on purpose, they still do retain a certain femininity but regard it as power only they control.
>you will never be pinned down by a muscular girl and ridden until you break
AAAHHH
>Riot continues to give us a healthy supply of THICC champions
>flipping through different toplaners to find one I can bully with
>try Darius because free
>have some serious trouble, realize I'm probably not ready for that
>buy Vlad
>can absolutely dominate the lane
>can press W when they try to all in and cause their whole kit to be wasted
>literally free healing that gets stronger constantly
>obnoxious burst
this is cancer
>>186845962
>spend money
>get stuff in return
HOLY SHIT ECONOMICS
New skin announcements when?
>>186847002
when pbe gets updated probably tomorrow
>>186846731
At the very least they would have strong muscles down there as a consequence of everything else they did. Training different stances, various stretches and exercises, running long distances. Plus they probably all learned horseback riding since horses are essential in war.
>you will never be pinned down by a muscular girl and ridden until you break
Life is truly cruel.though I prefer to go with fit and toned rather than muscular. Illaoi isnt my thing.
A bit too much.
>>186846875
>struggling as darius
nigga what
>>186847109
Winning actual games as Darius is more nuanced than you think.
>>186847023
>tomorrow is patch notes plus pbe
>>186847072
source please
>>186845337
adc bot is probably the most cucked role since you get instakilled even with 5/0/0 and there is nothing that can be done
>>186847231
All vayne changes were removed
It's a
>people on your team start losing brain cells when you're winning
episode
>>186844289
Im still in the thread and fucking sorta feeling my generosity is not happening :(
>>186847247https://gelbooru.com//images/d1/48/d148a5e89beba6f8b7795d7a50f75e5c.jpeg
I enlarged it for that crop fyi
>>186847072
Oh yeah there's a certain amount of muscle, it's gotta be lean muscle, enough to overpower me but not enough to break me in halfat least not with her arm muscles
I can see that, strong thigh muscles and tight core muscles would probably have a certain amount of interaction with her pelvic floorAAAAAH Fuck it I'm going to the Gym tonight, fuck this cold
>>186845167
Because such a guide would take too long to make, and would be too costly to mantain. The closest thing to that would be the old solomid.net guides that some champions like Riven had, but even then they're always champions specific.
Are you going to pay for it? Then why would anyone bother doing that?
>>186841739
Eh, one more time. Why not?
>>186847383
Im fucking dumbfound....
>>186846684
You should at least get Mask/Liandry's for Amumu in low elo since there's no point in going full on teamfight tank if you have monkeys in your side
>get flamed for playing ez support
>win every game anyway
shitters I tell ya what
>>186847340
Lean muscle is best. Toned girls are patrician.
One other question that just occured to me: Since this is "a new type of stamina training", is anon able to keep up with Leona?or put simply, is it a problem if his first nut is really quick? because the whole thing here is how hes intimidated by her goddess-tier body, and from the looks of the plot he also won't be expecting itand if I was in that situation I'd nut pretty much instantly desuall the adjectives in the world just don't do Leona's body justice
do i purchase vlad or malz?
>>186847685
do you want to have fun or win
malz for fun, vlad for wins
malz is useful and has an exciting kit
vlad is condensed cancer
>>186847672
>>186847296
AHH FUCK YOU RIOT
>>186847672
Well he has no control, and can't see what's going on so yeah pretty much, something about him cheating and bringing a concealed weaponEspecially if this is a self-insert fantasy,
that's like top tier right there
stuck in plat 1. was at 80 LP then had two games in a row where mid never connected and it didnt let us remake, lost 20 LP on both for some reason which was very abnormal since i usually lose like 15.
feels bad man :c
>>186847231
Fixed this for you. Also unfortunately the patch after the one that releases today will be in 3 weeks instead of the usual 2.
>>186847296
It was reverted because riot was rounding up the patch for release. They have talked at some point about how the first week of a patch cycle is when they add changes and second week they only keep changes that they will release with that patch and start writing patch notes, translating them and ironing out the bugs. Changes that were rolled back usually come back to PBE after the patch is released to live servers.
>>186847861
I prefer to write self-inserts than champ x champmostly because I only have to consider one personality since anon is a blank slateI also can't imagine having sex with any league girl and not busting pretty much instantly. almost all of them have incredible bodies and most of them are in great shape
>>186847825
That might be just approaching too much raw muscle for me, but I can't see her front so I don't know
>carried myself from bronze 3 to gold 1 with ADC
>last 4 games ive just gotten destroyed as adc
>they always have a sona/lulu since i ban janna and i keep getting blitz/thresh who just miss hooks all day
>lose lane and let it push towards my t2 so i can farm safely
>jgler always comes in and takes my farm
>now im even further down cs
>cant go mid and top since there always occupied
>if i go back bot ill just get 4man ganked
>back and let the wave come to me again
>jgler takes it again
>ask him why hes taking the adcs farm
>no response
>get to mid game
>down about 50cs now
>do 0 dmg
>jgler asks why im doing no dmg
>tell him its because everytime i wanted to farm bot you pushed out the lane
>"gg shit adc"
Fuck jglers
>>186848065
the junglers aren't the problem, its the shit role that is ADC
>>186847946
you will get out soon i believe
>try ranked only with friend
>loading into game
>see this
>>186848065
ban blitz. any of the egirl supports are mostly interchangeable. you'll feel a lot better.
also it took me 5 times to pass p5 promos, but i'm a support main that always bans blitz xd.
>its an adc picks caitlyn into draven zed lux episode
>>186847776
>malz is useful and has an exciting kit
is this bait?
>press e
>press w
>press q
>press r
>repeat over and over
he's boring as fuck
>>186847825Imagine her pushing you against the wall and forcing herself on you, her tongue in your mouth before you can start your first muffled protest
>>186848062
I can think of a few, Janna is a skinny muscle but light as a feather, Kalista is dead etc
>>186848062
How would, in your headcannon, Leona groom herself?
>Wild, unkempt bush
>Trimmed bush
>Landing strip
>Hairless
Maybe you can incorporate that into the smutfic? Depends if you like writing about that kind of stuff, I guess.
>>186848339
>press buttons
>right click
this game is boring as fuck
>>186848354
Janna is still a fucking bombshell. She's also a massive tease so I'd probably be worked up as hell before we got to the main event
As far as Leona pinning anon with her shield, can you describe that more specifically? I want to make sure I get that position right since it sets up so much else in the story.
is mobalytics good?
>>186848403
I tend to just got with fully shaven if I bother to describe it, since that's what I prefer. Leona probably has a really nice looking vulva too.
>>186846135
Because your E hooks them in place for the ult duration. Im not saying R and then wait for them to react.
>>186848643
never heard of that shit why don't you explain what it is about ya fuckin donkey
>>186848339
that's every champion, you dumbass
#KillingIt
>>186848791
Analyzes your games and coaches you based on an algorithm. Simplistic, but free.
Just wondering how accurate this algorithm can be. Supposedly some pro's are shilling it.
>>186848942
What do you do to get those games "analyzed"? Upload replays? Third party software?
>>186848562
I took a look at her shield just now and there's only one skin that could do it feasibly, but basically in her Iron Solari skin the top of her shield could reasonably go around either side of your neck if she flipped it upside down to drive it into the sand behind youMaybe she has a training shield that's different to her normal shield that would let her do this
The idea would be sensory deprivation, you have no control and cannot see what she's doing to you
>>186848650
>>186848403
>Enemy support locks in Blitzcrank
>Your support immediately declares Yasuo
>"Trust me dude its a counter"
What do
>>186848942
if pros are shilling it I gaurantee its a scam. Somewhere somehow its a scam. Maybe they have a premium service thats some ripoff
>>186848339
nigga you got spiders and a wall
>>186849069
... Help get the Yasuo fed.
It's not actually a bad plan, Yas can trade the Blitz 1v1 if he gets hooked at 100 flow, block the hooks from you with a windwall, and dash away through minions.
If he starts Relic Shieldor Coin, you're in for a hell of a ride, just play safe and near him and let him do Yas things
>>186849043
>>186849070
I dont know check it out, its' free. Tell me what you guys think.
I gotta say, after making my account I got a huge swift kick in the balls it telling me how shit i am (which I am)
>>186847072
>ywn have hot sweaty sex under the sun with leona with your body temperature so high that you are on the egde of your consciousness
>ywn have intense outdoors sex with diana in the middle of a night with a gust of wind on your wet back feeling so cold you almost shake for a moment
Existence is sufferingWould be great if the whole scene took place on a hot day resulting in a lot of sweat (and other bodily fluids) and thus also a lot of smells, smutanon. Just don't go full armpitfag or something like that. A healthy amount of sweat and smell is an integral part of good sex and smut is probably the only medium which can express this well because it leaves up so much to the imagination.
Praise the sun.
>low elo ranked
>enemy team has 3 tanks
>dodge
feels good man
>>186849054
So, something like this where the shield is embedded in the ground so hard that anon can't get it out?
Since anon can't see whats actually happening I'm probably not going to end up needing to describe her public hairand I may go with shaven anyway
Fuck I had another question and now I forgot it.
>>186849426
>sun loving champion
>moon loving champion
>no champion that loves weather like rain
>no porch sex in a thunderstorm
>>186849289
>I dont know check it out
Nice try, shill.
>>186849054
Like this?http://68.media.tumblr.com/e4b0473a3fbbf3d7899b68b7e2651770/tumblr_oriv8cV48R1s4ge0mo1_1280.jpg
>>186849426
Oi, I said sensory deprivation not sensory overload
>>186849475
That's perfect, but be creative with it, don't forget he's at her mercy.Oh I wasn't worried about the pubes,
I'm a shaven fan anyway
>>186849505Tfw thunderstorm sex timing your thrusts to the sounds
So is it offical that promos are rigged against you?
I've seen it far too many times where the teams are so un-apologetically unbalanced it makes me sick.
>>186849559
>0 paying
>shill
ok, or just don't? I mean it's kinda fun to see where you suck and where you're good.
>>186849620
all riot matchmaking is retarded, not just promos
>>186849475
What about her private hair, isnt that more important?
>>186848183
>Lux support with ghost
For running it down mid, I see....
>>186849620
Yes, Promos are supposed to be way harder than regular matches. Why wouldn't it be like that?
How do I stop teammates from making dumb decisions
is lethality mf still relevant?
>>186844249
>>186844249
>>186844249
Fuck, after almost 2 hours, I regret spending 10 dollars on shitty pixels
>>186849598
>That's perfect, but be creative with it, don't forget he's at her mercy.
I just wanted to make sure I had the same image as you, and a picture is much better.
Trust me I love putting anon at the girls mercy. Have you read the morgana one? Or hell, my new sona one for that matter. RIP that anon's dick
>Oh I wasn't worried about the pubes,
>I'm a shaven fan anyway
Good because I remembered the other question - should she take her bottom off during the training """""because it's too hot out"""" or something but really she just wants to distract anon more? gives me a chance to describe her entire body including her vulva if I want to.
The greeks also had a thing for hairlessness, so it would make sense for both targonian men and women to completely shave their pubic hair.
>>186849860
>didnt notice the typo
okay you made me laugh, thanks for that.
>>186850013
you'll always regret it no matter how good the skin is
>>186849926
You can't.
The sooner you accept this the happier you will be.
>>186849960
>is an ADC not named Ashe, Twitch, or Tristana relevant
No.
While Crit MF still has less teamfight damage than Lethality even against mid/high armor targets, her lethality purchases are weaker.
IE+Zeal+Cleaver is perfectly healthy, or Ghostblade + Cleaver but I wouldn't rush Duskblade anymore (Lethality is weaker at lower levels, Duskblade does less burst and has no slow making it less useful on ranged champs without stealth)
>>186849505
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I COULD HAVE LIVED ON WITHOUT BEING AWARE OF THIS
FUCK YOU ANONArguably janna could do that since she's a wind mage, cloud movement is what causes rain and it's the wind that moves clouds. It's just that her ingame skillset doesn't involve anything like this.
>>186849598
I was just greentexting, this was not a suggestion.
I'm gonna go take a nap while you discuss things with smutanon. I already trust you guys with coming up with something I will enjoy.
>>186850096
i fell for the hype cause the splash looked cool
>>186850013
Just think you'll be able to access those pixels forever.
Or until you get banned.
>>186849926
You cant, even when you tell them exactly whats going to happen theyll still do it. because in their mind its the right play. but to everyone else its fucking retarded. You just have to deal with them making babys first mistake and hope they learn from it. If they dont theyll never climb and you probably will never see them again
>>186850162
>It's just that her ingame skillset doesn't involve anything like this.
You haven't seen Forecast Janna have you? Her Q is a thunderstorm
>>186850074
I did read the sona one, dick was diamondsI personally like being used but I can't find that right girl who's into using me that isn't fucking nuts
>because it's too hot out
Hey, if you can find an excuse that doesn't feel too ham-fisted, give it a shot, this is yours in the end, I'm just the muse
>>186850162
True, I understand you now
>>186850013
Yeah, that's why I usually can't bring myself to outright purchase skins, at least at full price.Getting the skin you want for free from hextech is a pretty great feel, though.
>>186850227
>>186850162
https://youtu.be/UGju71qaRnU?t=1m48s
Also check her joke around 50 seconds.
>try champ I just bought in URF
>the duo does nothing but flame me since I declined their trade and suck with the champ
I just muted them but I think it's kinda sad that people rage at URF. Like ranked I get but URF is literally a mode that doesn't matter.
God damn low plats are so toxic and full of themselves.
>tfw you instalock bard top when your teammate bans your pick intentionally
Anyone have that leaked pic of Froggen eating a girl out? I can't seem to find it
Literally praying for dunkmaster illaoi reveal boys
>>186850227
It's a joke skin which desyncs with the fact that she is a wind mage. She just looks like a regular human that happens to float for whatever reason.
>>186850346
The lightning doesn't look like cast by her - because even if she could why would she?
>>186850410
There are people who legitimately play onhit bard top. This is too close to legit. You need to step up your trolling game.
>autofilled support
>pick sona
>press all my buttons, R for when adc gets dove
>build coin/censer/redemption
>win
so this is the power of egirl champs
is this buildshit
orlit
>>186850410
Pixelbutts have you returned?
>>186850662
>press R + Q
>wait 1 second
>delete enemy
>repeat 3 times
I like it
>>186850306
>Hey, if you can find an excuse that doesn't feel too ham-fisted, give it a shot, this is yours in the end, I'm just the muse
I'll probably refine the reason why. But Anon being forced to see leona's amazing body in its full glory sounds pretty hot. Can also help set up for when she pins himAlso I can make a "dont stare directly at me for too long" joke
I'm not set on this one though if you don't have a particular preference.
>I personally like being used
a girl assertively taking you for her own pleasure is really hot. I also find the idea of a girl who can blast your mind with pleasure without much effort on her part to be really hot too. The morgana smut is really centered around that idea
>but I can't find that right girl who's into using me that isn't fucking nuts3D women are shit, such is life
>still playing a dying game
lmao
>>186850879
That could work, that's pretty awesome, give it a go and chalk it up to practice if it comes up sounding weird
Tinder has done wonders for even a fatass like me, but absolutely it draws out the crazies, 3D is great for sex, if you don't care about the type of sex
>>186850882
Everything dies, baiting anon, some just choose to accept it
>>186850882
>le league is dying meme
>try to be nice for dank honor
>team acts retarded
>start ripping them for said retardation happens automatically
help me turn over a new leaf
>>186850882
>being a good goy preordering games based on hype and always moving onto the next "big thing" instead of sticking to one good thing
lmao
>>186851028
I don't really care about sex for sex's sake, I made it this far, I may as well have some standards.besides to be honest, I really want emotional intimacy, not physical intimacy. its a lot harder to find though
>>186850637
>build coin
>2nd highest gold income on team
>>186845576
How the fuck did Riot make Tryndamere?
>manly as fuck, aesthetically pleasing, has good lore
>extremely smooth to play
>able to carry easily
>has an extremely simple, straightforward, and thematically appropriate kit
>easy to play and effective against newer, more complex and power creeped champs
>can win any 1v1 if the player is skilled
>everything about him just works
Tryndamere is literally the perfect champion, so good he feels like he's from another game entirely. Prove me wrong.
>>186851296
I'm with you there, but sometimes opportunity knocksWe're still young, anon. We'll find them one day
>>186851249
I unironically want to purchase the collectors edition of Sonic ManiaSend help
>>186851296
I too am longing for intimacy but I am painfully aware that imagining myself being intimate with league waifus is about as close as I'll get to it. Maybe lucid dreams would be closer but to my knowledge with my "2 hours here 3 hours there" sleeping schedule this is not a possibility.
>>186851804
At this point, I'd rather not take an opportunity that's only one night or something - then I just know what it's like and am gonna want more and the whole thing won't be as special.
Anyway, I'll let my brain mull on all your ideas. My uni classes start this week so I can't tell you when I'll finish it, but you've gotten me worked up enough I'll probably have to start writing sometime this week just to get it out of my system. since you know where my pastebin is now, even if you dont see it get posted you should know once its done.
>>186798758
Hold on, did Zeronis sketch all the forms?
Reminder
>>186851946
Imaginary girls are better than real girls anyway at this point.And I am being literally 100% serious with no irony or sarcasm.
Besides, it seems like only 1 in 50 3D girls isn't a completley superficial bimbo. Take today's eclipse for instance - I'm going around campus and almost half the guys have solar glasses and are trying to catch a glimpse of it before their next class, but I saw a total of like 4 girls looking for it, the rest were just talking about who fucked who or how much it sucked that they'd have to wait until 2pm to start drinking instead of nooni have really perceptive hearing so I catch a lot of people's conversations without even meaning to. it's shown me a lot about the world.
>>186852121
I think he did do all the concept arts, but I only remember seeing one for Light, Dark, and I think Magma in all the time I've looked.
But someone had to draw them.
Did Remi just commit sudoku?
>>186852443
>trannies and suicide
name a more iconic duo
>>186852375
>and I think Magma
Got it saved by any chance?
>>186852507
>Lane against Nasus
>Winning, so his jungler camps me
>Play back, hoping jungler ganks
>Start to get dove 1v2
>Jungler does fuck all
>Meanwhile bot combined goes 1/16
Really activates those almonds
>>186852746
Nah I can't seem to find it.
Looks like Zeronis didn't do all of them though, this is the mystic one and it's not him.
If only every game was like this fellow anons. ;_;
>>186852863
>go bot
>mid feeds
>go mid
>bot feeds
>go top
>get camped while mid and bot feed
>go jg
>everylane pushes out 24/7 and they get ganked non stop
I cant win
>>186853190
Go support
I have to ask.Is it true what they say about Soraka?
>>186853190
>>everylane pushes out 24/7 and they get ganked non stop
this is good, you're a bad jungle for not getting scuttle/vision in river/vision in enemy jungle
>>186853190
Don't have to gank necessarily just try to read where the enemy will gank then countergank
>>186853383
>>186853370
to be fair i dont jgler, all i do really is secure dragon/rift everytime i get autoflled.
See enemy jgler top? free drag, see him bot? free rift herald.
>>186853370
>ward river bush
>get scuttle
>ward my laners tribush
>ward near mid
>see enemy jungler
>spam pings on him
>spam pings on lane
>spam pings on his path to lane
>type in chat that hes coming
>laner doesn't do anything
>laner gets ganked and dies
really makes me think
>>186853354
Yes Anon, I'm sorry, she owns an ice-cream shop.
>won 10 out of 11 last ranked games with my main
what did i mean by this?
>>186852040
Yeah I know the feeling, but where I live there's not really much in the way of wholesome relationships, and the girls that exist that want one always get cheated on byMy Housemate
THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE AMOUNT OF UTILITY MAOKAI BRINGS TO A FUCKING TEAMFIGHT NOW
>PICK FIGHT
>MAOKAI ULTS
>THE ONE RETARD WHO DIDN'T SEE THE MAOKAI ULT DOESN'T DISENGAGE AND DIES
>am splitpushing top
>hitting their tower, chunk it a fair bit
>team goes in 4v5 when there is no objective to be fought over
>macroplay strategic genius shotcalling teammate(s) ping the tower you're currently hitting and the one after it
Every time. I think their though process is something like
>I just did something retarded. I better shotcall so my team things I'm smart instead.
>hover kog
>everyone picks assasins and our supp goes velkoz
o-oh.
>>186853984
did tryndamere and maokai dive ur adc?
>>186853984
It's okay. Honestly, what romantic situation I do have so so utterly bizarre and literally out of this world that I'm not even going to bother explaining it, I guarantee you could spend all week trying to guess and you wouldn't, but suffice to say people would either just not believe me or think I'm crazy. Hell, if I told myself from 4 years ago that this would happen I wouldn't believe it. Life does strange things to us sometimes.
>>186854124
Only after trynd was done pushing a lane and our kog had already eaten 2 tanks
>tfw no Jinx gf
sometimes I feel like killing myself
why is this game so fuckin shit now
>>186854214
well people just 2 shoot each other late game so basically when teams are even it comes down to a coin flip
>>186854147
Add me on discord or something dude, I love hearing those kinds of stories
Preebitz#6138
>>186854095
>>186854207
>tfw no elementalist lux gf
>>186854261
yeah no I'm not telling some random person on the internet those details.
besides, it includes things I'm not allowed to talk about.
Also, I will never use discord as long as I can help it.
>>186853984
Is it just me or were people complaining Maokai ult was total shit just a few weeks ago
>>186854357
Dark lux is actually pretty neat. She gives off a bit of the same cute but crazy vibes as jinx
>>186854454
it got buffed
>>186853984
Sounds like melbourne
>>186854629
Gold Coast
ded
>>186854570
It's like the hidden crazy part of Lux was allowed to come out
I don't see her as violent crazy like Jinx, just impulsive and a huge, relentless tease.
Why are Yi players so fucking retarded??? I'm loading in ranked and our fucking jungler forgot smite.
>>186854773
Implying she wasn't already crazy.
>tfw no cute anime posted to duo ranked with
This is hell
is anyone else getting problems where your FPS and ping are fine but your game still feels laggy? been experiencing it for the last day and its starting to drive me crazy
>>186854979
yeah I ahd that for a while no clue what caused it but its annoying as fuck
>>186854865
>Implying she wasn't already crazy.
>It's like the hidden crazy part of Lux was allowed to come out
That's literally what I said.. Dark Lux is just openly crazy, the Light form is crazy in a subtle and hidden way
>>186855000
ikr, I've spent the last hour going through my task manager and disabling a bunch of shit but it's still there
>>186854979
I have this shit happen to me sometimes, the only thing I've found to consistently fix it is a reboot.
>boosting a friend's account out of silver
>losing lots of games
im diamond and i don't remember silver being this hard. is this elo hell?
>>186855125
I usually do that but I just restarted my PC and it's still fucked up
>>186834108
>2k17
>ezreal outdamaging anyone
To be fair the reason why kalista is picked again is because she is very good at enabling tank supports and fits very well in pick comps
>Open client
>"Your settings have changed blah blah blah"
Every fucking time. Billion dollar company.
>>186855178
No clue then.
>>186854095
>picking kog/jinx without a duo
>>186854928
EU NE , Recent Plat 5 support.
>>186854865
Hi Darling, funny thing. I was walking down the street today and I thought I saw you talking with another girl. It was crazy! But I know you darling, you would never talk to other girls, would you? So it must have been someone else. But just in case I followed her home and dealt with her!
>>186855169
you're probably playing wrong because you're expecting your teammates to do things that seem logical to you but they don't. Try playing greedier and playing solely to stomp your lane opponent and then splitpush them to death
>>186855329
>implying she lets you outside in the first place
>>186855169
It's a well known and dirty secret that it's harder than ever to solo carry games, so yeah even diamond level players can get stuck in Silver for a while if you get a really bad streak of games. Gold level players can bounce back between Silver 1 and 3 for hundreds of games.
>>186855306
>picking kog/jinx
seriously, is there any reason at all to play these champions when Tristana and Twitch
JUST DEMOTE ME ALREADY
>>186855838
> W 109, L 140
Jesus Christ man where'd you start this season gold?
>>186855091
>>186855000
>>186854979
it's the forced 50 equalizer, subtle and deadly
>>186855838
>Tristanas name
Holy shit I love OCE
I love Camille
I'M SO SICK OF LOCKET, REDEMPTION AND KARMA NEGATING MY ULT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERiot should make Void Staff varients like LW, make it bonus MR and make one for % Higher hp like Dominiks and one that does more to targets that have received a shield in the last 1.5 seconds
>>186851209
Continue to flame them, but reduce the flame to pings, and ping people to do X rather than use the chat. Also, just straight up carry the game.
How much RP do you think the new Soraka skin will cost?
>>186856174
Her voice is just so damn soothing
>Hourglass kid? Was sundial brat already taken?
>>186855838
>Lux "support" has 59 cs
If I was Cait I would've been livid
>>186856321
Isn't it already confirmed to be 1350?
>>186842175
Aurelion Sol
Virgo
>>186856196
>>186856321
They're all 1350 except Ahri which is legendary. The whole bundle costs 95k RP, it includes a ward skin and a few icons.
>>186855774
Kog has insane max hp damage, and can kill tanks in a few seconds with 3 irems. Jinx has more AoE damage than tristana and better siege than twitch. They're completely different, kog and jinx are pure dps, you pick twitch and tristana because they scale well and can reposition safely
>>186855982
I think I started bronze if I'm honest
>>186856168
We just don't give a shit down here
>>186833210
Congrats on silver CLIMBfag Don't give up!
>>186856472
>95k RP
>>186855169
>>186855484
Feels good to read posts like this. I'm currently stuck in silver 4-5 and i'm pretty angry at myself for not getting out of here. I was at least in gold just two seasons ago.
>>186856498
To be fair that loss was not even remotely your fault. Seems like you're getting screwed by matchmaking a lot considering the Poppy games you post here are quite good. That Trist is Bronze was well, either he was smurfing or someone was doing something VERY wrong for him to get that fed.
>>186829961
>jinx
>cute
>>186856732
eugenia pls get help. you need to get less spooky.
>>186856796
Did someone say spooky?
>>186856635
I can't carry hard enough. I destroyed Kled in lane, fucked him up hardBUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH
Lulu is cute and I want to cream her
>still no honor capsules earned
>play irelia top
>win
>play literally anything else
>lose
How do you learn other roles anons?
why i have bad feelings about this game
>>186857087
iktf
Currently watching Apdo, trying to get into midlane.
>hurr how do you counter x champion
you don't. you don't even think about countering champions. you just think about how to exploit the map itself. creeps, neutrals, buffs, etc.
the map's in every game, Zed isn't.
>>186829826
the thing that shocks me about this is the sheer amount of games played. Like I calculated there are roughly 270 days in this season. Assuming each game is around 30 minutes that means they play league around 12 hours a day
>>186857241
>zed isnt in every game
anon are you ok
>>186857156
Probably because you have Heimerdinger support
>>186857241
Wanting advice on lane matchups is totally fine I think.
>>186839806
I wouldn't say she's the least useful support but she's not that good either.
She isn't really all that tanky. She's less tanky then jungle and top-lane tanks because she's on a support's budget and has to spend gold on support items instead of going all-in with tank items. She also falls behind other tank supports. Compare her to Nautilus.
>Leona's Q is Nautilus' passive, albeit a bit better due to lower CD
>Nautilus is Leona's E but better. It has longer range, does more damage, stuns instead of roots and can be used as an escape
>Their shields are pretty even functionally
>Riptide is better than her R because it's only a 5 second CD meaning that with CDR he can cast it like every 3 seconds
>Depth charge is an AOE stun that can't be dodged unlike Solar Flare
She's basically a worse Nautilus
>
>>186855169
>implying there's a skill difference between silver and diamond
>8 game losing streak today
boy today sucks ass, it seems like I get nothing but feeding bot lanes
>>186855169
diamond is just silver with extra steps
>>186857241
there's an enemy champion in every game anon
Which league of legends champinos would play D&D and what would they play whilst doing so?
>>186855169
hard to win when people literally suicide
>>186857730
>Playing a girl in D&D
I could never bring myself to do that, seems awkward trying to role play a chick in front of all your friends
why is kayle considered shit?
>>186857730
>Vel'Koz
>game never starts because he won't stop theorycrafting the most efficient character for the campaign
>>186857901
Her kit is very outdated and doesn't mesh well. She plays like an ADC but her range is very low.
>get d5
>go on massive win streak to d4
>a couple days later im on a massive loss streak and back to d5
>currently 1 loss from 0lp
I'm not even tilted I just don't get what happened
Is low diamond just luck or am I plateaued
>>186857571
leona goes through minions. this makes her a lot better than lots of engage supports. she just sucks against janna (like everyone else).
>wake up
>emotes still arent cancelled
>lie down again
>put gun in my mouth
>>186857986
cute doggo
>>186857925
I HAVE A FRIEND LIKE THIS
>>186857730
Rumble would play, Halfling Bard, falls in love with a local girl, names his lute after her.
Ryze, He plays himself.
>>186842175
Aries
Sona
>>186830221
>Pick "free win" tank
>Get counterpicked with Nasus, Darius or Fiora
>Mid is a retarded Zed that does no fucking damage and feeds an AP mid to the point they melt right through me because I needed early armor to survive lane.
Which side of the Galactic Civil War would each League of Legends champino weigh in on?
>>186857865
eh, despite the memes, men and women operate in many of the same ways. I just act normal, and the fact that I'm female rarely comes up.
>>186843417
ADCs are by far the best appliers of Greivous Wounds right now so they are desperately needed in a game where enemy teams have a fuckload of healing.
The fact that Thornmail's GW does jack shit if you're ignored and Morellonomicon needs a target to go under 35% is a fucking nightmare when your ADC won't build Executioners, the enemy team has fucking Draven with a Death's Dance and a Soraka supporting him.
>>186846081
Which Poppy anon, support or toplane/jungle
>>186858396
Morde kills Sidious and Vader. Becomes new emperor. Crushes rebellion. Balance restored to the force, because all force users eradicated.
>>186843960
I has quads just yesterday.
>>186858396
Swain is Palpatine
>>186829826
>7400 games in silver
>>186858016
>leona goes through minions. this makes her a lot better than lots of engage supports.
It's actually a huge double-edged sword. Putting yourself between the enemy minion wave and the enemy is as likely to get you killed as it is to secure one, as not only are they both now attacking you but you're also minion-blocked if the engage goes wrong and you need to get out.
>>186843417
>Play adc
>Get camped
>Botlane is a 4 man fiesta the majority of lane phase
>Fall a little bit behind
>Can't even scratch the top lane tank who has been farming unmolested for the past 20 mins
Can't really argue. The number of games I feel useless as adc is far greater than the number of games I feel like I carry. In lane you're completely at the mercy of your support. In team fights you're completely at the mercy of your team. Even if you do get farmed and are ahead you'll still insta die if your team refuses to body block or peel for you.
I want to LEWDIFY! Lulustill havent been able to find full version of this
>>186857730
is that
is that who i think it is in the picture?
thief champion when?
>>186858921
Stop being such a taffer.
>>186857730
>lawful good
paladins are cucks
>>186829826
honestly, I hate to rain on the parade, but this is most likely a computer set up in a cafe or campus computer lab or something similar.
We had a joke account that people of all skill levels would fool around on.
>>186858921
?
What colors would each League of Legends champino play?
>>186859089
I'm more of a neutral good kind of person but the occasional paladin in your repetiore for variety's sake is nice.
bards and clerics are my go to's. Bards especially if playing 5e.
>>186859398
lulu would play purple
POPPY. SUPPORT.
>>186858971
wrong game
>>186859113
assuming its the person i replied to:
the character you put is the Animus avatar "The Thief" fromAssassin's Creed: Brotherhood
which i only remember because i played the shit out of her in multiplayer
thief champion when, this is exactly what riot's missing
>>186859516
actually legit with an ADC that has a good early
>>186859516
No. For fucks sake just play Janna and rush Ardent. Stop playing meme supports that lose the lane and make me much weaker than the other adc lategame because they get a FREE 30% attack speed buff that I don't, for the fucking LOVE OF GOD
>>186859517
that's actually really cool anon, I just got the image from a collection of art.
The more you know
>>186859593
Anyone can buy censer, stonebond + censer is the newest meme
i don't want to be alone anymore
>>186859593
But I build frozen heart, ban Janna and violate any heal slut early.
>>186859516
>tfw melee tank supports are so garbage the only thing I can reliably win with are full damage bard, morgana and blitz
I see people memeing around with alistar and poppy and leona and they just lose lane so hard it hurts.Watching them desperately try to proc targons late game is soul crushing
do humans still see yordles as human manlets?
>>186859756
I want to see poppy violating the other supports in the botlane
molesting lulu, sodomizing sona etc
>>186858907
An anon posted a link a thread or two ago, but it's from Sankaku and won't open the link (Can't hyperlink this shit). So someone here knows how to get it.
HONOR 5 WHEN!?
>>186859761
If you reached late-game with Poppy support you clearly fucked up. The only way to win at this point is to use your ultimate to fling away one or two fuckers and then hope your team goes in to engage.
>>186859781
no they see them as whatever the yordle is letting them see, so far its been normal old people with both trist and kled, kennen and poppy have not been explained but hey.
>>186859984
you are level 4 though anon?You're not toxic are you?
>>186859398
paladins are pretty much forced into lawful good when sometimes you NEED to off an npc, or at least naturally feel like just once it might be a good call. i played paladin once and it was ok because i went the nature/druid route (i forget the type)
also white blue black best combo
>>186860182
Yes I'm a good goy! I mean a good boy!
I got honor 3 and 4 relatively in the first few days of their distribution.I got 2 honor capsules so far. Not much else.
I really want my giant shiny orange orb.
>>186860710
Hello Summoner
It warms my heart too see other Summoners really taking to the new Honour System and enjoying the incredible rewards that come with it.
Now I know that waiting for the next Honour Level is a stressful time but I found a good solutions was to unlock Dawn Guard RIven and I would suggest the same to you, it made the time between my Level 3 and 4 Honour seem like hours. Plus it helps fund Riot Games (tm) to make even great things like the new Champion Ornn, and his excellent release skin.
See you on the Rift Summoners :^)
>tfw this thread is dead af and you are only in the top 3% of all players
>mid complains about no ganks
>when he walks up to the enemy cass and dies immediately when entering lane
can someone explain to me how another player can expect you to gank when he isn't alive? I guess I could try to solo the enemy mid that is already 4/0 by the point I reached level 6....hmmm. Really makes me think.
>ywn bust incumtheif lux
>>186861031
No but really, fuck that shit.
Just want my level and my flair. I'm simply focusing on buying the remaining 15 6300 IP champions via champion crystals and getting every champion to mastery 7.
Not gonna spend another dime on you shillheads if I can help it.
>>186854570
>>186854357
>Dark lux
>tfw no dark lux gf
>>186861209
Most of Europe is working/ studying. Asia doesn't post here most of the time and the US is sleeping.
Anyone here on OCE and want to play?
>>186859682
if you're still up im down to talk
>>186861594
Throw me a FR so I can feed in your games "IsolatedTarget"
>>186861709
Sent
21/4/6 Twitch (Full buiild)
2/5/3 Darius
5/8/9 Swain
In this team why would you want to do anything but play around Twitch? We won, but it really blows my mind how we had to 3v5. Swain and Darius geting into 1v3 situations trying to steal wolves. I don't understand what these people are thinking, as long as Twtich is the last of us to fall it's a free win, why try to make anything else happen?
>>186861594
That depends, did anyone get honor 5 over there yet?
name a more cancerous ability than gragas' bodyslam
>>186862096
Yasuo's windwall
Blitz's hook
Lux's ult
>>186862096
Wind Wall?
>>186862096
Cass w
>>186861238
> Gank for Fizz
> We kill Annie, Fizz ends with 20% HP
> Push lane to tower
> Lee Sin arrives but he can't do anything because I'm there
> Ping Fizz to back so he can heal and get back to a resetted lane, I go back to jungling
> He doesn't and dies to Lee Sin 20 seconds later
> OK DUDE JUST ABANDON ME
>>186862096
Darius' W
>>186862096
It's a good skill but I don't see how it's close to cancer.
>>186838024
i'll have you know i'm not even overweight!
Tfw I'm bronze trash who literally has no idea how to improve at league
Feels bad
>>186862270
Wait what how is this close to cancer wtf?
>play a ranked game with former riot drone Scarizard
>picks Camille into Annie top, goes 1/7
>check his history
>sub 50% w/r hardstuck in plat
Sounds about right by rito standards. Unskilled and spoke in chat like a typical reddit fucktard
>>186862526
Because it has a retarded slow tacked on for no fucking reason other than to make his Q impossible to miss.
>>186859516
More viable than Poppy mid. I want to play her in every non-adcarry role, but I can't figure out how I'd win mid with her
>>186862678
Thats like saying Maokai W is retarded cause it sets up hes Q+E perfectly???
>>186842175
Warwick
Cancer
>>186862767
>design """skill"""shot
>design another ability whose sole purpose is making said """skill"""shot impossible to miss
Yeah that's about as cancerous and anti-fun as it gets. Same shit with LB who has a dash just so she can get in point-Blanc range for guaranteed chains.
>>186862938
Are you actually silver?
>>186862938
Just walk NEAR darius so the q won't do damage
>>186842175
Cancer
Lulu
>>186863020
>90% slow
>darius can also move at full speed during the cast for no reason and builds phage so he has 400 movespeed
>>186862938
>getting auto range of Darius
>ever
Post webbums
>>186863109
Walk inside the circle not outside you silver surfer
>>186862490
Start one tricking, have decent runes and masteries. Watch this dude, try to develop a similar mentality about the game, always thinking about what he needs to do next.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGnvaMV5Z7g
Don't expect to get to his level, but constantly look for ways you can win small advantages
> He autoed a minion at level 1 so I win lane
Like I said, that's just too brutal and you don't need that much for bronze
The other important thing is csing well, practice in sandbox, it's a bit shitty to practice farming under tower and obviously it's trickier when someone tries to harrass you, but you can cap your level or see that with a blasting wand at level X you can get every caster with your E or whatever.
>>186863123
>>186863175
I don't know whether you are legit retarded, don't understand English or have no idea what Darius does.
He can MOVE during Q faster than you and ALWAYS hit you with the outer ring.
>>186836995
>>186862430
what is that white fluid leaking her from her mouth?
Playing in EUW after few years. Why are there 2-3 turks in every match?
>>186863286
Nigga you have to be legit retarded to be whining about darius W.
>>186863508
Same with Body Slam and Wind Wall. You're just bad if you complain about anything in this game. Literally just get good.
>>186863341
every matchmade game has a turk quota these days
also expect french duos
>>186863341
>take stoneborn
>build frozen heart
>build ardent
>>186863123
>play mordekaiser
>a living suit of metal
>be nothing more than glass waiting to be smashed
What did they mean by this?
>>186863853
is vayne a raycis?
>>186863882
She's securing a future for all white children.
>>186829782
Very nice. I've been tempted to do some myself, but I want to see what's in my last orb first. How much essence is Dreadnova Darius anyway?
the chinese overlords gave us a gift
https://v.qq.com/x/page/f1420zgcv2i.html
Bruiser Ashe
Y/N?
>There will never be a Riot and Blizzard crossover event where Ziggs and Blitz get Junkrat and Roadhog themed skins, vice versa
End this suffering
>Look up at Pixiv for Le Blanc arts
>only 2 sites
>most of them are shit
Why is LB so underrated guys
>>186864026
you can go trininty/botrk/tank on anything and it sort of works
why though
>>186864026
questionable skin theme choice, but i guess it fits Cassio
>>186864015
>>186864129
meant for >>186864015
i need to sleep
>>186864026
stop
>>186864072
>Riot Games
>Promoting an IP that doesn't belong to them
wewlad
>>186864072
Tencent owns both.
>>186864015
Link doesn't work can someone post a screenshot
>>186864015
In case you don't want to go to QQ (which you shouldn't) to see that shit, have a pic.
looks great, insta buy for me
>no mafia tahm kench
>no winter wonder jinx
>no battle bunny vi
>no blood moon karthusAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>186864316
I suppose this proves those "leaks" fake
>>186863816
post yfw having to play a tank into vlad top with no jungle help
>>186864316
insta buy probably a legendary skin though
>>186864615
this was the shitty lux's fault
if they picked a real champion or didn't just troll that was easy a kill for jinx
Here is a twitter link to the cass skin
https://twitter.com/SkinSpotlights/status/899941063535808512
>>186864705
Still praying for an illaoi skin to be announced as well
>>186864316
GOD FINALLY
Im sick of this faggot's
>Muh cassio skin
>muh skin
>where is it
>mimimi
thank you riot
>>186864809
I really hope you are the lux player here complaining about the jinx because this is entirely your fault
>>186864705
JInx was eating 3 ranged minions damage all fight long.
>>186864640
funny i make that same face when someone posts emojis on 4chan
>>186863123
>>186864640
>>186864809
Why do you keep reposting that
>>186864951
>>186864907
No, I was playing top. Here Jinx comes to help their top laner.
>>186865112
>>186865019
stop shitting up the thread just link one big file or make a lbog or something
>>186864951
>>186864809
>>186864615
>there are people in this board that don't dodge instantly whenever they get a lux support
>>186864615
>lux misses bind
>jinx doesnt just back off after winning in the trade
>instead runs straight into a thresh
Although the lux is absolutely useless this is the jinxs fault more then lux
>mid disconnects and feeds yasuo + kha kills early
>try and stay un-tilted, concentrate
>yasuo gets no more kills the entire game
>Illoai is their only credible threat
That game was a fucking rollercoaster at the beginning
New Cass skin you can go home
>>186865136
Choke on dick, faggot.
>>186865060
Watch those two webms again.
>>186865285
fuckoff with your shitty webms then nobody gives a fuck about your silver adventures ft a bad jinx
I even asked in a semi nice manner faggot
>>186865321
Get cancer, cancerous tool. Go back to plebbit where you belong.
How do I play Rumble?
>>186865405
Like this
>>186865019
>>186865405
you select rumble then you lock in a tank instead and collect freelo
>>186865405
You ban every champion that can buy hexdrinker or adaptative helm and then press r
>>186838024I literally just went out and bought some scales specifically to prove you wrong20% bodyfat
>>186865136
sorry buddy didn't mean to get in the way of the waifu posting
>>186865690
its okay, but dont let it happen again or there will be consequencesI just wanted to say make one big file or something instead of 6 posts with the same webm
>>186865812
Fake tits are a crime
Honor 5 when?
Any OCE players hit 5 yet?
>>186830398
> loading screen borders
What champs? How do I get them?
>>186865812
Eat shit, tool.
Lulu is the cutest! THE CUTEST!
>Cass gets a new skin
>it's a zero effort uninspired piece of shit that looks like a fucking happy meal toy
Epic
>>186865812
i'm pretty sure it's not all one person bud i dunno why you'd think it is
1-3 fuck this job
4-6 fuck my life
7-0 league of legends
who is the tallest champion canon wise
>>186866045
what if they release lulus sister and shes actually cuter
>>186866083
Talk about League of Legends.
>>186863123
>>186866107
Aurelion Sol
>>186865969
>Any OCE players hit 5 yet?
yes actually, feels pretty good
>tfw actually zero honour chests yet
>>186866289
i will be playing leego lagands after sleeping thru work today woo!!!!! LoL!!!
http://www.surrenderat20.net/2017/08/pbe-preview-eternum-cassiopia.html#more
>>186863123
>>186866409
Nice shop senpai but it still says level 4 fuckwit
So i won't get banned for saying nigger in pre and post game lobbies right?
>>186866613
Nice
>>186866713
you will, they record pre and after game too and words like nigger really fire up their neurons
>>186866267
>Lulu's Sister
>Not autistic
>Doesn't have annoying companion
>>186866770
i dont think they do in post game
ive called people everything possible and told them to kill themselves in every post game lobby ever (never ingame) and never got a punishment
C U T E
A S
H E C K
>>186866417
Another day alive is another day to get better, in all things. Good on you.
>>186866613
Looks like shit
Typical riot giving pity skins
>>186866712
>also choppy new icon
>also shades of purple still showing
Goodness it's almost like i was making some kind of joke, perhaps even a ruse of a sort?
>>186866942
Unfunny get out of my country
>>186866613
I'm neither fanatical nor against Cass, but I'm glad for this. When viewed more closely than normal it's a bit off, but in action it's really rather nice.
Are the star guardian skins coming tomorrow?
>>186867179
usually, but its next week this time. you could also check ff20 for these type of questions anon
>>186867230
Not next week either. Two weeks from now
Lulu is CUDDLY and ADORABLE and i LOVE her!
Am I the only one that would like to have all 10 bans to myself before I'm asked to play top lane?
>>186867408
Well I'm not sure if I can think of 10 top laners I'd ban
Just Nasus, Trynd, Darius, Yasuo, Fiora.
Cho'gath, Maokai, maybe Riven
Also nobody ever fucking bans Soraka or Janna and then the ADC never fucking builds executioner's calling.
>>186867549
Executioners is shit
>>186867631
Are you delusional
>>186867631
>Be against team with heavy healing
>Would you rather have 20% more damage against people that have built health
>Or your damage to be 40% more effective damage against basically everyone.
I wanna represent the hood with Lulu!
>>186863123
Can someone help me figure out how I'm losing so badly in fucking every game, even URF mode.
I can't go a single game without dying 8+ times and even when I get powerful champs or play as ones I'm familiar with I get dicked on.
I don't know what the fuck is wrong my runes and masteries are all just fine, I don't fucking get how I'm being so shit. I have a friend who just dicks 24/7 no matter what he gets. I don't know why I can't do good one game, then someone will get the champ I just got shit on with and do incredibly well.
Was I just born to be shit at this game or is it something else?
I'm left handed if that matters at all.
>>186867846
Post games retard
>>186867846
Don't let your health drop to 0
>>186867631
>Someone who has never played as or against Swain, Maokai, Soraka, Warwick, Zac, Nami, Sona, Vlad, Nasus, Renekton, Kayn(Rhaast), Mundo, Hecarim, Illaoi, Tryndamere, Fiora, Graves, Draven, Trundle, Fiddle, Akali or Volibear.
Do you even play this game?
>>186867846
Either your runes are actually awful or you need to learn to stay the fuck out of your opponent's range unless you have the minion advantage. (if he dives through your minion line to get you, he WILL take more damage from your minions than you will from his).It is also entirely possible that Leeg is not the right game for you
>>186843417
>playing with friends
>our usual toplaner goes support
>says he wants to do something unusual
>his turn to pick
>volibear
>try to learn jungle
>botlane dies twice before i can even do buffs
How do i deal with this. Thise fuckwits are so useless that whenever i gank for them its a 1v2 against the endmy botlane. I'm so fucking tilted
>>186868313
Gank top and mid.
Farm off their other lanes, destroy that bot lane in teamights
>>186868313
you pick a champion that can solocarry
many games one of your lanes will lose before you have any sort of impact at all, if 2 lose you are basically fucked too
>>186868059
Oh and I forgot Xin Zhao and Lee Sin.
i hope the next bread is a luluthread
How do I learn the game at a fundamental level?
Why is URF so full of actual braindead idiots? I mean, it's worse than when I've been in bronze league back in season 1.
>I sacrifice myself to fuck their inhibitors up after an ace, knowing full well that I won't be able to escape
>Maokai and Nasus are slowly raping me, but I'm trying to last as long as I can to buy my team some time
>Annie teleports in
>wtfareyoudoing.exe
>Before Annie even finishes the teleport I'm dead
>Alistar teleports in
>stop.jpg
>Before Alistar finishes the teleport, Annie is already dead
>the rest of my team follows, every single person suiciding 1v5
Stupid shit like that happens in EVERY. FUCKING. URF. GAME, either on my team or the enemy team. I haven't played a single URF game where one team wasn't full of absolute mouthbreathing retards, and it's always ONE team. Never both.
>>186868503
i hope it fucking isn't
don't do it
>>186868694
earlier
>>186868734
btfo lulu shitters
>>186868694
>>186868734
>>186868694
>>186868734
yeah no. piss off.
>>186868802
dont smug me
Ive disapointed all of you, sorry.
>>186868016
All my games are URF mode games, no real games recently, been trying to have fun, and failing.
>>186868076
I don't think my runes are awful. For my AP page I have
>AP reds
>MR blues
>Armor yellows
>AP quints
Is that bad?
>>186869069
If you want to win earlygame, you get HP runes plus armor and MR.
Flat damage a shit! A SHIT!
>>186869069
>ap reds
FUCK NO THAT'S NOT GOOD
Go mpen reds
> get into lobby
> "not playing with this animal again"
> picks cleanse ghost nunu
you should really geta free dodge per-day or something
>>186870417
>you should really geta free dodge per-day or something
I wish this was a thing
>tfw i cnat dodge or i get 20 minute leavers for 5 games
>>186866409
How many hours in ms.paint? :3
But seriously, what about them honor chests? Did you mean honor capsules or are honor chests an entirely different thing?
>>186868554
The entire game is full of braindead shitlords. ARURF is their witching hour so to speak.
>>186868213
I mean he might work against other tank supports but otherwise he would get fucked over