Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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10k

It's a
>my gyro uses BKB to avoid right clicks and feeds a rapier episode

>>186825269
ps idk what the fuck this image is, was the first in my dota folder

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>>186825367
>Not posting the webm

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nth for TNC EXPOSING EE's ass in SEA

>>186825809
>b-but muh salaries
how will lelbabs ever recover

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why don't shrines replenish bottle charges dotards?

>>186825993
>shine
>fountain

which one has a watery context

are there actually some people who are somewhat good but like to just play some FUN dota ?

or asking differently...

is it even POSSIBLE to play FUN dota but also trying to play GOOD dota ?

>>186826347
good dota is fun dota

im assuming good means winning here tho. correct me if im wrong.

>>186826347
I destroyed my items as jugg when we were 2 rax ahead just to hear my tusk scream at me on mic

Then when we were about to lose i tpd in and backdoored the enemy fountain

lotta fun desu

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>>186826213
Where's the water dotards?????

>>186826460
i dunno playing with a group for example sometimes feels like playing "good" means KNOWING the game mechanics is basicly enough to be able to play good and everything else just comes after ..

i dunno ... just writing this makes me realize that it seems to be actually really tough to play what you think is GOOD dota while playing with friends that you know are competent with computergames but still not on the same "tryhard playing the game every day" level ...
what i mean is it seams to be really tough to hit the sweet spot of FUN if you are somewhat "good" but actually not really good but even "not really good" actually means you invested a lot of time into something thats just a video game

>>186826347
>good dota is always fun
And lately my matches have all been 60+ mins of great dota

>>186826829
inside the cauldron

>>186826957
but isnt that weird?
these 60+ games that you think you are actually losing but eventually winning just because of your single awesome play gives you the hype to keep playing this game ........... while these things happen maybe like one out of 20 games

>it's a "your team picks cm and rubick supports in 3k mmr and proceed to be useless all game" episode

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Can anyone explain the memes in this picture to a fresh newfag who only started the game like a month ago?

>>186827024
That's not water that's syrup

>>186827141
patch metas

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>>186826213
???

>>186827134
You should be thankful that you have teammates who are willing to take on the mantle of support you ungrateful fuck.

>>186827134
>implying 3k meta is not pick 5 cores

>>186827274
How about you take on the mantle of go fuck yourself

>>186827274
this to be kind of honest actually as awful as it sounds

>>186827204
Care to be more specific?

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>be 4.4k
>get matched with 3.7-4.0k players
>they want to play core

>>186827349
Thats the meta yeah
but
>enemy team picks 5 cores
>my team picks 2 squishy supports and feeds the carries of the enemy team with failed ganks
guess who wins this epic 3k matchup

>>186827141
Has there been a new one for TI7?
I imagine the roaming support meta could be used for some fresh memes.

>>186827274
>I'm a support cuck who fucking sucks as a support but I'm immune to criticism cause I'm somehow morally superior for playing support

>>186827473
>400 mmr matters
anything below 7k is a joke. now be a good cuck and support them, you'll probably win more if you actually work with the team

>>186827354
Okay, if you think you are so much better how about you play support then? I'll be waiting.

>>186827689
so deep

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>>186827473
>be 1k
>get matched with 0k players
>they dont know what core is

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>be 1k

>>186827274
What the fuck is up with you supportfags in games suddenly being on a highhorse nowadays? Every role is equally important.

Supporting is for sluts and girls (males).

>>186827141
go back to redd*t

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>>186827863
>be 4k

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>tfw just hit 4k mmr
I'm so happy I finally made it my gulag brothers.

>>186827947
I would blame it on Overwatch for breeding the newest, most whiny and irritable generation of support shitters.

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>>186827473
>be 3k
>random
>mute everyone
>have fun

>>186828174
just a friendly reminder if you ever drop out of 4k you're still a good player fellow dotard :)

>>186827516
two & a half mid or something

>>186827141
each patch is different and has its own best heros and a 'meta'
the meta is basically what's best for pros

lets say theres 5 prominent heros in the meta and it revolves around some common theme - like a movie

>>186828174
Well played. Now welcome to the hell that is 4k.

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>>186827516
>>186828723
Had to go to reddit for this
Hope you are happy

>3 mid
>actually the best meta

uhh dotards?

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>>186827141
Missing one from last TI

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>be a support cuck spammer snice forever
>play some unranked to try some cores
>can't last hit for jack shit
>can't clear jungle camps fast enough
>end up with 470 gpm as core
our mid sf got feed an carried the game . so how i do excatlly get 700 gpm like the core i play with ranked .

>>186829481
LEARN HOW TO LAST HIT

>>186827141
Pretty straightforward.

Le epic MEME PUSH
>TI4, games would end in 20 minutes, the team who death balls (group up early and take objectives) harder wins.

The MEME BACK
>Because TI4, IceRetard introduced rubber band mechanics with steroids, which got nerfed several times in a short period after patch. If the enemy carry stomps but dies once, the bounty is like 2000 gold+.

Bloodstone
>Every fucking game Storm Spirit and Leshrac mid. Leshrac was insta ban in TI5 because IceRetard buffed his lightning. So he pretty much spams lightning in lane, ez wins lane, flash farms and does shit tonne of damage.

Into the IntMeta
>OD + Omni = free win

>>186829481
Keep practicing. You already know what you should be aiming for and what you're doing wrong.

>>186829481
For 700 gpm you need a right hero or a good start. 500-600 is just last hitting and maybe learning farming patterns. Just play more and try what works.

>>186827141
Le epic meme push is push all towers, rarely fight other enemies
Memeback is the opposite, just fight all the time and get more and more gold from winning and losing and winning them
Bloodstone was Spellcaster meta, Lesh and Storm were popular because octarine aghs were broken
Meme mids and saving fucking retards is basically heal people so they wont die, and turn around fights
Into int meta is basically just kill people with your broken skillsets
Tanks is tanky initators that stun people and never die because lmao forcestaff and built in heals

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>>186827516

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>>186827624
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.

You sound like you're in 2k mmr. When i'm playing in 4.1k avg mmr games, the 3.9k either randoms or plays core. GETS THE MOST DUMB FUCK ITEMS or is fucking garbage. 3.9~4.3k have the most shit stain down syndrome retards.

>>186829740
I hate the actor names are still there

>>186830021
>everyone below my MMR are retards

WOW

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What did he mean by this?

>>186827473
I'm 4k and just won a game playing mid viper

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>>186829740
>>186830104
fixed for ya

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>>186828132
>be in the top 90% of players
yeah wow

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>>186829481
If only there was a core that
>Has amazing pretty good laning potential
>Has the best kill potential 1v1 when he gets lvl 6
>Could farm incredibly fast
>Can split-push AND teamfight extremely well
>Doesn't fall off, rather every item he purchases is another power spike

>>186830564
How is he level 25 without a shadow blade or a blink?

wr webm anyone?

>>186831194
You should have jsut added actor names like Artour bavaeb and stuff like that

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>>186831447

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>>186831447

>>186831312
But I'm too lazy to learn how to play arc

>>186831495
thanks brathatski

Is it just me or is there a very small pool of good roamers?
Spirit breaker
Night stalker
Kunkka
Riki
Bounty Hunter
Earth Spirit
Slaadar
and thats it right? As a pos 4 player I'm bored of spamming Riki/night stalker/slaadar/sb but I don't see the point in playing any other roamer when those 4 do everything the others do

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dota 2 general? more like dead 2 general lmao

>>186831612
The hero is LITERALLY R=>TAB or whatever key you have to switch units=>Forcestaff/Blink into temafight=>Play as a normal hero at least for starters

>>186831474
Give me a list of names. I'm not autistic enough to know all the pro players' names.

>>186831760
Add tusk and Pudge if you are good with them, and if you are not, then not.

>>186831760
Sand King is ok

>>186830021
they'd do that anyway
look at the enemy necro's build man
just cooperate with your team and you're more likely to win.

>>186831495
what a slut

>>186831410
Blink would've been cancelled.

>>186832075
I've lost with every game of Tusk I've played. Is he just in a bad place right now? He has a 43% WR in pubs, and I can't tell why. He's mobile with Snowball, can keep mids from running away with shards, and his ult just helps finish someone off.

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tfw dota so yandere

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>>186829740
>>186830104
>>186831194
>>186831474
>>186832040

I need 5 more names

>>186831495
is this cap's gf?

>new AoE
>in 2017
>in this moba saturated and pew pew cs:go market
Well I guess they can count on the nostalgiabux

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>>186833178
Sean Plott
since ti7 was all about ME

dead thread?

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>>186833178
mind control/matu/kuro/gh
nahaz

P A T C H

>>186833410
dead game...

>>186831495
>covers her face
halal

>>186829740
this has potential

>>186833178
n0tail

>>186831760
bh is not that great a roamer, i cant think of any others atm desu

>night stalker has wings
>is finally given a flying ability
so when are other heroes with wings given flying abilities?

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>>186833743
I went with the TI7 winners themselves.

>>186828174
Congrats man, now take a break and fuck a girl or something, when you come back you can have fun playing dota without stressing too much about your MMR

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>>186834270
wack

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>wake up
>EE is still alive

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>>186834270

>>186831760
earthshaker
rubick
gyrocopter

>>186832864
No you blink in get the hit then pull yourself out

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>OG Singsing

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>>186835191
>OG.Arteezy

>>186834716
who is this gal

>>186835694
gb2reddit

>>186828909
>implying that any SENSE person would ever keep playing after going above 4k

>>186835694
see
>>186835736

>>186835560
who is this gal

>>186835974
see
>>186835736

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>played pro since 2009
>never succeeded in anything
>he's a good player!!!!!

>>186836008
username checks out

>>186833915
when ppd wins another ti

>>186836008
What does mechanically even mean?
You can just read stuff or just play the game and you learn mechanics. That's like saying cooking is a tallent.

>>186836290
It means you click fast and have fast reflexes

>>186836325
Nigga that's practice.

>>186836008
>Approx. Total Earnings:$83,522

>>186836407
I'm sure ppd practices alot yet he's supremely slow in comparison to much better mechanical support players

Is that true that 4500 MMR is top 3% of playerbase?

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>>186836008

>>186836503
>pajkatt
>qoqjva
>sing

Is there a meme-er team (in a bad way) in the history of dota?

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ayo

>>186836602
cockva is a great player, but he's never had competent teammates so he always plays 1 vs 5.

>>186836602
You forgot Bulba

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>can't get past first Kunkka quest
>can't get past first Kunkka quest
>can't get past first Kunkka quest
>can't get past first Kunkka quest
end me

>>186836407
No, that's adderall.
>>186836476
>I'm sure ppd practices alot yet he's supremely slow in comparison to much better mechanical support players
See above

>>186836914
the alternate style doesn't even look good

>>186836789
I heard he was about to marry his cousin and work as a train operator in India.

>>186836914
same

I can win Kunkka games easy but only as a roaming support which never gets enough time or items to finish the quest

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Guys I missed the patchnotes did we like them or not

>>186837006
Right, like all the dota pro scene is on adderall.

>>186836490
there's literally millions of sub 2k shitters in the world

it doesn't mean anything

>>186827141
Where's the standalone version of each poster? I will update it to the "current meta"

THREE SEA SLOTS

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>>186831495

If I constantly play with 55% winrate does that mean I will eventually be million MMR if I play consistently?

>>186836662
GrandT daddy

>>186837527
no you will fall to 50% wr because forced 50

All towers now have base 1 regen per second, increasing by 1 with every tier (tier 2 has 2health regen, tier 3 has 3)
Game fixed?

>>186837527
No because MMR gains are not fixed

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>tfw no cute vampire hero

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which one should I get

>>186837882
All of them since you're a bandwagoning faggot and didn't buy them last year when they were /ourguys/

>>186837882
>70$
wtf?

>>186835791
>>186836004
literal who

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>mrw no pthumerian descendant hero

i refuse to believe that winrate is not considered in the matchmaking algorhythm

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EVERYONE POST THEIR FAVORITE RARE DAY9

>>186837959
i bought a shartour jersey instead

>>186837527
It means you will steadily win until your win rate goes down to 50%.

>>186838227
Looks like dampeer from HoN

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>>186838631

>>186837213
Fuck off

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>>186838631

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>>186836914
>not just joining a quest abuse lobby when the compendium was first released
top goy

>>186839456
How do these lobbies actually work? I see them advertized all the time

>>186836290
cooking is a talent

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>>186839629
you basically don't see them anymore

10 people join
5 finish their quests with help from the other 5
then they switch

half the time you get jewed though and there's no switch

beesa's alive & grant's casting his game

>>186839756
So the quests actually work in private lobbies? That's fucking stupid

>yfw
https://d1playscdntv-a.akamaihd.net/video/HA3mtGrXyIF/processed/480.mp4

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>>186839978
no it's not private
you just queue portugese on the south africa server

>>186839978
no you just use the lobby to organize 5 man parties
then you queue on some obscure server with the wrong language
ez pz

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>>186840087
>>186840186
I see, ty sirs

>>186836008
He got 2nd place in TI indirectly mane

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What are good starting items for roaming Night Stalker?
I want to get OoV, boots, tangos, wards, courier, smoke, shield, branches, faerie fire, and mana potion all at once.

I can't afford all of that so what are the best items to have right out the gate? Say I want to gank mid level 1

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someone post the profile of the pro player with hentai please

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>eg stays mostly the same with cr1t
>c9 imploded RIP
>dc with bulba and moonmierda
>ppd with ccnc & piejcat comes back only to be exposed as the fraud he is making clear he got carried by prime sumail/universe

will NA ever become good at dota or is it a lost cause at this point?

>>186825993
Too op
I respect the Pugna though.

>>186840798
NA was never good

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>>186840665

>>186840665
its monet

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UMMMMMMMM

DOTARDS????

post mmr grinding tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyaI4-5849w

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>hit new mmr milestone
>check steam friends list to tell someone
>it's empty
>everyone I know's who played has long since quit
>take off headphones
>it's quiet
>realize I've been alone in a dark room for almost a week
>tfw

>>186841046
>not listening to asmr

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>>186841004
I want to farm that creeo

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>>186841046
https://soundcloud.com/tano_jackson/mandala

Why do I never feel like I'm doing anything when playing as Abbadon?

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>>186837882
>70 dollars for a tshirt
It's one thing to get a goypendium and extra levels for exclusive shit
Its completely another thing to spend 70 goddamn dollars for a mesh shirt with the name of a vidya gaem *professional* nerd slapped on the back that the buyer 100% will not wear in public because even the most un-self aware pizzaface kekistani neckbeard would realize that that is autism levels that is not mentally possible

>>186841356
Because you're never doing anything when playing as Abaddon.

quick post THAT webm

>>186841474
what if i'm somewhat /fit/
I met a dude at a party wearing an eg jersey once

>>186841503
Is there something I should be doing, or is this common with the hero?

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>>186840798
>listing majors
>CIS is EU
EVERY
TIME

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>pick something without a stun or silence first
>other 4 retards on my team do the same
>enemy last pick storm/enigma

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nice dead thread dotards

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>>186841559
body shape has little to do with it
Outside of the hype that you felt watching TI, now that its over, you have to realize you are rooting for someone playing fucking video games, and you spent money for a cheap tshirt who's only value outside of covering your nipples is the fact that has it has their name slapped on it
And its not even their real name, its some moniker online handle shit
>oh hey dude whats your shirt mean
>o-oh its for a esports game
>like, LoL or somethin? Who's... matumbaman?
>h-he's from finland and he drinks a lot

>HoN reworked their Spectre and gave him a FREE manta style

>>186841725
>It was an accidental guise Xd #notanattentionwhore

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>>186841553

>>186840087
Sauce god damned it!

>>186841559
The newer EG longsleeve jerseys are weird and no-one on EG looks good wearing them, not even cr1t who's not Mr Skeletal like sumail or universe
Even the old TI5 jackets are a stretch because there's a load of sponsors on them
I think I like TL's design, but they're not sports jersey's which are recognizable and familiar to people which watch the sport.

I don't know, it's just, why would you pay for the privilege to be a walking billboard

>>186842405
>tfw Yawar sees webms of his brother being so close to Uni and a single tear rolls out of his eye when he realizes that he could never be the brother Uni is to sumail right now

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>int ranked
>my barely 4k first-pick-mid player gets dumpstered into the stone age by the 6k+ smurf enemy mid
>never the other way around
>mfw

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>>186842841
I'm pretty sure the tears in his eyes are from his track record in esports
He could have been part time in walmart and made 5 times this, and thats not even an exaggeration

Doom in my game just bought 2 aghs. Is there a reason to do that or is he just an idiot?

>>186843493
he's an idiot

>>186843493
WEW
abandon all hope.

>>186843621

>>186843527

Aghs, phase boots, aghs, ring of regen, hyperstone, platemail and a mango in the backpack at 53 mins (we lost)

What is the worst thing about dota that will never be changed?

Is there a more overrated player than Universe? Compare his results playing with and without PPD and you'll see how much of a fraud he is.

>>186840665
>>186840940
webm pls

>>186843798
>>186843621
>For once just getting 2 ultimate orbs to hold would be more efficient
Bravo

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>"I'm not even salty, wp undying"
>"so this is what an undying carry looks like"
>"UD was undoubtedly the best player on your team"
>"fucking retard trash Slardar"

Feels pretty good lads.

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>check patch
>its a NoNewHero patch

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>unzips 24 armor at level 11

C O N J U R A T I O N

>>186844896
>800 hp
lmao

>>186844951
can finally say /ourteam/ won a TI

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>>186845032
you mean a GOOD team

>>186845083
makes my heart warm

Okay dotards.

With the last update now live, how the fuck is one supposed to get through that Onslaught part without going invis?

>>186844951
>featured on reddit banner
>/d2g/'s team

fuck off faggots team liquid is reddit's team

>>186845238
thanks for the info redditspy
>tfw im a GOOD team poster
feels good

>>186845238
You reddit browsing faggots are the worst
>browse reddit daily
>omgu guiz thats their team

>>186845226
please dont use that word dotards ty

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rofl

>>186845083
I felt the feels when Kuro and Miracle- hugged on the stage and Kuro started crying so he pulled the hoodie his head, and then Miracle- teared up from seeing it so he pulled up his as well

so why is 3.5k max calibration again

>>186845758
No way, pffFF.....bwahhaha

>>186845886
4,6 is max calibration.

>>186845758
They're gonna place higher than EE's stack next TI

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Well?

>be on radiant
>Win
>Be on dire
>Lose
Umm....dotards?

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>>186846069
>1.5k

You might uninstall as well, anon.

>>186846069
The OD is fucking bad and deserved to lose for that performance.

>>186846069
What went wrong was you didn't ban invoker. Just try to ban him every game. He's not balanced

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>unzips literally no damage at level 11

I C O M E T O K U N K K A

>>186846069
vision is useless in that mmr bracket, map awareness is nonexistent. use that to your advantage and get shadow blade.

>>186846069
>getting Aghs in 1k bracket. Even in 3k it's hard to coordinate dumb fucks to smoke and gank with NS
>So many Legion fail duels
>Looks like a near 1 hour game and the highest CS of 10 players is 276, Jesus Christ

Funniest thing is that the item builds look alright for most players. And i thought 3k~4k players had autism.

>>186846069
You picked a shit offlaner in the bracket where the team with more carries win
Abbadon wrecks face in lower brackets where you will be afforded time and space to farm radiance and never die or get disabled since everyone's a carry
Underlord fares super well since the enemy team probably has 4 phys dmg dpsers and don't buy bkb so you just buy an atos and laugh at them while you firestorm them

>>186846069
>1.5k
I'd just make a new Steam account and recalibrate honestly. That way you can at least guarantee yourself at least 3k~3.5k if you truly aren't shit.
That or use the international ranked thing.

what are some carries that any shitter can play?

>>186847001
PA, Luna

>>186847001
Sven takes literally no thought whatsoever.

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>Got the same daily hero challenge hero twice in a row
What the fuck honestly

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>sleight of fist
>uses sword

mhhm

>>186847001
Spectre

>>186847001
Viper
Luna
Sniper
Skeleton King

>>186847181
>he uses his fists to maneuver his swords
hmm...

so when is side jungle getting nerfed
if you arent a braindead retard offlane is a free 4k mmr right now

>>186841321
ARE THOSE REAL?

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>>186847360
I got out of 2k for free by playing offlane, but not by using the jungle
who do you play to abuse the jungle? doom?

>>186847452
playing Jungler in non wood bracket = auto lose

>>186847526
But I obviously don't mean play Doom in the jungle you illiterate lummox, I mean lane with him and occasionally eat a fat creep in the jungle for extra exp with minimal time spent away from lane. Or at least that was the suggestion.

>>186847526
>be jungle LC
>farm 20 mins rly quickly for dagger and phase boots
>come out of jungle
>"im ready to gank team"
>"blink duel enemy sven"
>he has daedalus already
>enemy offlaner has an axe adorned by the skulls of my CM who dies and respawns only to die again
>vision on the map is 0 and everyone on the enemy team has silver edges
fucking noobs report gg end im done

>>186847526
if you dont fuck your lanes or do dumb shit like pick into bh an aggresive jungle is fine until 5k+

if you do dumb shit like afk jungle lc you deserve your triple digit mmr

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>>186847810
What are you talking about.
Is this post supposed to be showing the foible of playing a jungle hero? Because that's obviously not what's even being talked about at all, we're talking about offlane play being supplemented by the side jungle.
>>186847827
Yeah but we're not TALKING about junglers what is wrong with all of you

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So who's really watching this piece of gayshit anime besides miracle

>>186848046
>why are people not talking about the thing i want to talk about
A Case For Autism - Anon et al. (August, 2017)

>>186848164
>he didn't watch shonen basketball shit

Thats why you're still bad at dota

also RTZ likes Aomine

>>186848164
It's actually an anime for normies now, pretty sure 75% of the pros have seen it

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>>186848187
it's not even MY topic, it's the thing the other anon brought up that I responded to
but I guess that's the "et al" to you
idiot

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>>186848330
This one is trash though, Slam Dunk is the real deal.

>>186847360
>>186847452
>>186848046
>Offlaning is free mmr!
>Jungling is free mmr
t. 3k player trying to fool 2k players into throwing games
How cheeky of you.

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>>186848594
You have to stop embarrassing yourself by being this butthurt about literally nothing

>>186848595
Yeah but it is also old and the anime didn't even finish the story

love how reddit has bastardized the jungle because they are all 2k shitlords
to the point where even when you know you can 100% get away it someone will flame you before the game starts non stop because they dont know shit about the game even at 5k mmr
he literally had a tantrum

and lo and behold we dont lose any lanes and have an extra core by 10 minutes
fuck reddit

>>186848697
I cannot be embarassed because I am anonymous and also don't care
>>186848658
>>jungling is free mmr
Nobody is saying that here. Tell me where in those three posts you read anything that suggests that jungling is good.

>>186848757
Day9 no one cares about your pubs. There's a reason no one jungles last 4k. Stop being a throwtard please

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>>186848595
this

>the state of kurocock no basugay fans

>>186839957
my two favourite dota personalities: beesa+grant

>>186845851
Then kuro celebrates his victory by trashing pubs what a hero

>>186848757
Sounds like your the one playing in 2k mmr.

>not maximizing the use of jungle and lane
get on my level scrubs

>>186848896
>>186849374
literally just won a 5k game because no one harasses the jungle anymore

>>186849548
>harrassing the jungle when tp to shrines exist

>>186849548
>literally just won a 5k game because no one harasses the jungle anymore

It just takes a decent position 4 player to dumpster your team while you are jungling.

>muh jungle

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>>186847360
>letting your enemy safelane free farm is somehow good for your MMR
want to know how I know your a retarded?

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>>186849715
>>186849545
stop...

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Me jungle

>>186849684
and since they did not have a good lineup to punish me thats why you pick it
sorry reddit and whoever else is too fucking stupid to understand dota and know when to pick what

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MEEEEE JUNGLE

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>>186849852
can I jungle with you cutie?

>>186850330
>LC
>cutie

Pick one

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>>186850382
LC is super cute! I want her to spank me when I steal my carry's cs

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>>186850330
>>186850467

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>not destroying safelanes with the offlaner by spamming lich

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>>186850489
nice pic retard

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>jungle
me favrit meat

>>186850489
>saving thumbnails
imagine being this guy

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>yamateh is still trying

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>>186850503
>playing Lich post nerf
get with the times grandpa everyone is spamming _____ now

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>no esborts
Post lewds

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>>186850930
ok

>>186850630
HAHA! I'VE GOT JIZZ ON ME CHINS!

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>>186850930

How long is low priority now?

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I am a time traveller from 2015, is this still the best item ever conceived?

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>>186850930
https://dota2.gamepedia.com/media/dota2.gamepedia.com/3/33/Meepo_move_18.mp3

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>this blitz and rtz banter

>>186851518
Unfortunately.

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Lol

>>186851557
where

>>186847124
i once got tinker 3 days in a row
also i only have 8 more dailies to go before finishing the achievement thank christ

>>186851581
blitz stream

>dude I love smoking weed
>you've never smoked in your life
>but I love rolling those... what are they called? blunts?

>>186851579
>TA's auto attack
>Linken's sphere
What did he mean by this ?

>>186851579
>im bet
>linken sphere against TA

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>>186851579
LOL

>>186836325
>It means you click fast and have fast reflexes
It also means you are a good laner (sumail for example, outlanes everyone except the very best mids merely by knowing every matchup like the back of his hand and using creep aggro to his advantage) and you are a fast thinker (for example rtz making split-second calls that you will never see tier 2 players make)

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Lel

>>186851997
Why can't Drow actually look like this?

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>>186851997
I always liked this one

>>186852236
Because she looks cuter than that

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>only EE is streaming
>tune in
>"lich only player" name on enemy team
>first picks Lich
>close stream

>>186852476
>picking Lich post TI7

Uhhh

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>/d2g/

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>>186836914
>>186837213
>>186837851
>>186847181
>>186849852
>>186850330
>>186850467
>>186850930
>>186851579
>>186852847
IM GOING TO PAT YOUR HEAD QT!

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>all these crystal "maiden" posters

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>lol has multiple
>dotes still has no /big girl/ heroes

>>186852476
ixmike is also streaming
I enjoy his stream for some reason
I don't know what's wrong with me

>>186853301
why does he never talk on stream? I thought he was some introvert autist but from his twitter he is clearly not