/twg/ - Total War General

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First for pike and shot.

>>186823330
>Embed Embed Open Embed
combined with the t. Radious edition, I hope this thread is filled soon.

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LOVE ETERNAL!

>>186823157
So far I haven't found a way around it. Shadow quality is scaled depending on scene complexity, but it seems really sensitive and drops from nice shadows to ugly shadows at the drop of a hate.

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>>186823321
Archaon, just moments before getting rekt by copious amounts of halberds, striking a pose for the last time. You can also see Karl on clean up duty and Gelt just flying his merry way around.

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reposting interview with info about the mechanics from the new races

http://thekoalition.com/2017/total-war-warhammer-2-interview-hands-on-time-with-the-skaven

>>186823491
>He doesn't appreciate some [Embed] [Embed] [Open] [Embed]'s

Pleb.

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>>186823524
And so, the chain rout begins and the battle is won. Well, not until I get rid of those hellcannons and one more unit of Chaos Spawn, but that's about it.

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Today is the day!

>>186823495
QUEEN

OF

DAHKNESS

>make a thread when the old one is only on page 6
>dedicate the OP to the same thing even though it turned half of the previous thread into shitposting
>too fucking stupid to even copy links

This underage redditor is out of control.

>>186823495
Vlad just looks so fucking happy to be included.

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> Vampire Coast
> Pirates of Sartosa
> Pirates of the South Seas
> naval bombardments
> Sartosan emblem is from a sail design on the Swordfysh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiyEP02KNZw

>>186823512
I see. Thanks, anon.

>>186823802
>Not appreciating a long-time /twg/ tradition of multiple [embeds]

Newfag please go.

>>186823686
uhhh no it isnt

Best Empire reskins?

>>186823938
If you find a solution... today, tomorrow, weeks from now... whenver... please share it! Godspeed.

>>186823524
I wonder what's going through the mind of those halberdiers. Before they joined the army had never gone 50 miles outside their home. Now they are killing the Lord of the End Times, a being blessed by all 4 chaos gods. And they can't even read

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>>186824030
>reddit rats
>Ulthuan
Try the Dwarf holds, mortal.

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>>186822871
ez desu

siggy isn't as a good of a duelist as I thought he'd be

>>186823983
Vanilla

>>186823976
>>186824030
>ywn find out where this anon lives and beat him over the head with a golf stick until he can longer post this pasta again

>Start as Emperor Sigmar
>Seccesionist are overpowered and doomstack early

>>186824375
Just confederate the whole Empire in turn one, Sigmar.

>>186824240
"Duellist" doesn't mean "better at duels," it means "worse at everything else."

>>186824375
>Start as Emperor Old One
>Hans Zintler is literally inside Altdorf

>>186824030
>About to get raped by skaven
>First the skaven can't get it up because you don't match their standards of beauty
>You're not even sure why the fuck is he trying
>You try to not breathe through your nose the entire time, but it's no help and you puke over him
>It reminds him of home
>You realize 5 minutes after that he actually put it in
>Well, relatively "in". As "in" as 2 inches of rat dick can get
>The skaven then gets killed by another skaven, who wonders why the fuck did he even try raping you, but whatever he got to stab someone so it's all good
>They then proceed to feed you to a rat ogre

FTFY

>>186824375
>Start as Archaon
>Destroy the entire fantasy universe

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>>186824390
Disgusting rats.
Based Lizardbros is where its at

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>>186824030
based

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Isn't it funny how all the good warhammer games of late are fantasy and and the shit ones are 40k? GW really shouldn't have killed fantasy

>>186824375
>start as Nagash
>level 1 Mannfred comes to you in the first turns of the campaign and puts you down

>>186824734

If they had just waited a few months for TW:Warhammer to blow up, I doubt they would have killed it

It's a shame too, since this will likely be the last Warhammer Fantasy video game before its all AoS bullshit

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>>186823983
Get Apollo's imperial series. Only one with custom assets, and real color.

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*click*

>>186824706
Lizards are not your bros. They want to kill you. The only plus is that they won't fuck your soul for eternity in doing so.

What the fuck am I supposed to do against a wulfric doomstack as Empire? He brought 5 fucking mammoths, a giant, and pretty much everything else is skinwolves. The mammoths can just run through a formation of halberdiers, what the fuck

>>186824896
WELCOME TO LUSTRIA, GENTLEMEN

>>186824896
SUPREME PATRIARCH

does anyone know of a compilation of the random event texts from total war warhammer? I'm trying to show my friend some of the funny ones (like most of the orc stuff or the "grudge too far") but I can't find any images of them on google

>>186824843
What's AoS like? I only know about fantasy and 40k

>>186825047

It is garbage.

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>playing as dwarfs in WH2
>invade Lustria
>it ain't me starts playing

>>186824706
Lizardbros have no mad science. Invalid argument.

>>186824165
>Skaven
>Actually taking a Karak without jumping on the occasion given by massive earthquake, Orks WAAAAAGH, catastrophic event, Dwarf fucking themselve on their own or a mix of everything above

Skaven litteraly work on scenarium; they are too incompetent to do anything without bias from the scenarist.

>>186825047
Fantasy except all of the good characters are killed off (or irredeemably changed) and replaced with space marines (even the non-human races) and instead of an inhabited world it's a bunch of random plane bullshit.

>>186825047
Imagine if fantasy ditched most of the old characters and the tongue-in-cheek writing, and instead was filled with space marines and special snowflake names that can be trademarked.
That's AoS.

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>tfw such a tissue-soft little boy boy that raiding and making war in the historical games makes me feel bad

>>186825047

Everything but the rework of the rules is garbage

GW assumed people wanted pseudo-space marines instead of floppy hats so they destroyed the setting

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>>186825138
>WHOS GONNA WALK YOU THROUGH THE DARK SIDE OF THE MORNING?
I have plans, gimme a bit after it finally drops

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who /goofy formations/ here?

>>186825147
And they have absolutely no presence in Ulthuan whatsoever at any point in time, shawty.

>>186825391
Why would you be like this

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>>186825242
>Imagine if fantasy ditched the tongue-in-cheek writing

If only.

>>186824721
BASED nielsposter

>>186825457
They litteraly can't; Ulthuan float, they can't dig up to it.

>>186825545
>not digging up through the ocean
Man, the rats sure are dumb.

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>>186825479

> EveryDayUntilyouAdmitIt

But anon, I admit it, and I still prefer Warhammer Orcs.

>>186825479

Warhammer Orcs are the most fun, that's for sure

>>186825294
>tfw so hardcore I only enjoy battles if at least half my men die

If I make a military alliance with a faction already at war, am I automatically pulled into those wars? Or is it only future wars they start

All 3 elf friends want to military alliance with me but all 3 of them are at war with the Greenskins, whom I'm currently not

>>186824093
They are men of the Empire not bloody Bretonnians. Unless they are from some shitty backwater IE the entirety of Stirland they can probably read.

>>186825479
this imagine proves why warhammer orcs are always the best

who needs depths when you'll have your brutal violent orcs that we love

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Name my band.

>>186825479
No TES orcs?
They have the _deepest_ lore

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His Imperial thiccness, remover of stuck up knife ears, Grom the Paunch when boys?

>>186825834
Future wars

>>186824734
There's a WFRP RPG coming iirc, probably from some shit-tier nobody just like 95% of the devs GW gave licences to. Maybe we'll get a Vermintide sequel.

>>186825939
Buns and Roses.

>>186825939
Ariel and the Cum Garglers

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>You can upgrade artillery pieces on the Black Ark for even more powerful fire power on the Battlefield.
http://thekoalition.com/2017/total-war-warhammer-2-interview-hands-on-time-with-the-skaven

People actually thought they wouldn't do the Black Arks justice.

>>186825945
Depends on whether they're going to add game 1 factions as dlc in game 2, because if so he's a pretty obvious pick for a waaagh on ulthuan.

>>186825479
Warhammer orcs are written as fantasy creatures while warcraft orcs are written as green humans.

>>186826086
>Horde-boats with Shogun 2 style naval bombardment
It's gonna be a wild ride

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>>186825460
because it absolutely ruins cavalry.

>>186826086

im worreid about black arks

if they get to float around the water all the time, how do you kill it? do dark elves get a permanent base? theres currently no ship to ship battles right now at all, or even seiging from ships mechanic

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Post faction/race themes
> Norsca
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaY-SYPDFdE

>>186826086
>dark elves have more interesting campaign mechanics than skaven

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>>186825939
>they will never take turns bullying you for having a big human cock and take turns sitting on your face.

>>186825945
>Beaten by a local prince in a fucked up Empire ruled by a greedy cunt.

>>186826086
I hope there's some sort of actual battle map for black arks
Its big enough to count as a full fledged battlefield, not just some naval thing right?

>>186826417
fingers crossed ...
CA are on their last legs
If Warhammer 2 sells less than 1 million in the first 24 hours
They are OUT ... of business ...

>>186826417
Maybe. Probably not hard to do.

>>186826417
>>186826298
>there's a battle map for attacking black arks
>it's the same siege map as everything else

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>>186825943
>Noble tradition of muh equality
>Some vague bullshit to incorporate Daggerfall

meh

>>186825891
WFB orcs exist to be killed by named characters with complex motivations and compelling character arcs

>>186826204
All good characters can at some point be reduced to "x humans" because for a reader to empathize with them they need to be anthropomorphized in some way or another.

>>186826589
Better than nothing 2bh

>>186825943
>tfw orc lore so deep, turns out they're actually elves

Post must have mods

CA said 4 LLs for each race right?

Who are the others going to be? I guess Thanquol is probably a safe bet for skaven.

>>186826801
Better smoke.

>>186826801
Vlad's fucking nose

As a tremendous fan of Warhammer Total War, I regret what it has done to this general. Furry porn and mod viral marketing have tainted it. /twg/ is dead. Long live this shuffling corpse that remains.

>>186824551
Isn't belegar tagged as a duelist? And he's rape incarnate aswell as vengeance incarnate

>>186826589
>>186826695
>You can only auto resolve it like all boat battles

>>186826874
Any good mods for Isabella?

>>186826851
Ikit Claw for Clan Skryre so they can add all those missing weapon teams and such.

>>186826714
I love how mystic TES lore is. Too bad the games are so materialistic by comparison.

>>186826894
What offends me most is the faggot that keeps saying all this offtopic porn and furry and niels art is "based".

Good job you tremendous cocksucking faggot, you are literally accelerating the death of this general.

>>186826851
Thanquol and ikit for Skaven, Tehenhauin and Kroak for Lizardmen. Who cares about elfs?

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>>186826929
REVENGE INCARNATE

Don't think he has that tag though.

>>186826674
Warhammer orcs are intentionally written as fantasy creatures, as in with more focus on the biology(How they grow bigger, ecosystem and so on). That makes them more or as interesting as other fantasy orcs(some who are just green barbarians).

>>186826801
SFO

>>186826981
No imo. Some give her nice tiddies by swapping her model with Vampire heroes but fuck up her face.

You can look here
http://steamcommunity.com/workshop/browse/?appid=364360&searchtext=Isabella&childpublishedfileid=0&browsesort=trend&section=readytouseitems&requiredtags%5B%5D=graphical

>>186827075
meme mod

>>186826851
4 LLs for each race pack, stupid.

>>186826801
Steel Faith.

>>186826851
Maybe Hellebron for Delfs for a witch elf focused LL.

>>186827019
You're welcome

>>186827019
This. The one faggot that keeps going all like "ha ha it makes people mad so it's based". Yeah, no fucking shit it makes people mad. Why do you think so you sperg?

>>186824901
Lizardbros just wanna be left alone and probably won't kill you if you prove you aren't going to steal their toys

>>186826801
I use AI General for 40 vs 40 battles, set my main line to AI mode, then micro my cav

>>186827285
>witch elf focused LL.
i want this

>>186826714
tolkein did it first

>>186825696
40K orks are the best, in that they're mostly the same but with many more fun toys to play with.

>>186827296
haha that's the only point of doing things on the internet is to just try to piss other people off and jerk off haha what r u noo 2 4can?

>>186827296
You do realize the last couple of threads have consisted of like, one cropped Queek/Nielspost and you autists sperging out about it, right?

Is Cataph's southern realms compatible with SFO?

>>186827574
They have a compatibility submod

>>186827285
Malus first probably, then Hellebron.

>>186827538
You do realize they only fucked off after last thread because everyone's fucking reporting them, right? Or did you miss the whole fucking two walls of greentext of skaven porn fanfiction that just go deleted in this very thread?

>>186826204
The opposite. Warhammer orcs are written as green soccer hooligans, Warcraft orcs are written as a myth about noble savages, like glorified and mostly fictional accounts about Native Americans and Africans. The former has much more to do with reality.

>>186824390
This is more applicable to Delfs. Shit-tier race on par with Drow.

>>186827296
That would be me. The fact that you are still talking about it is a testament to your idiocy. Please continue keeping me entertained.

>>186827932
You must be really fucking simple of brain to get entertained this much by people getting angry about furfag spam.

>>186826929
He's the weakest Dorf LL by far.
>>186827384
Mazdamundi is in charge now, and he's in the "genocide everything" camp.

>>186826801
The usual Camera mods
Instant Quest Battles
All Tabletop Lords
Full Cost March Stance
Less Blood, Less Gore!
MORE DUST
Better, Thicker Smoke Mod
Auto Resolve AI Buff

>I Must Help the AI!
10 slot province capitals
Tier 4 minor settlements
AI recruitment and building

>balance changing / more content
Cataph's Magic
Cataph's Southern Realms
Cataph's Kraka Drak

Also consider one of the mods which makes agents less annoying.

>>186828016
You must be really fucking simple of brain to have your life ruined by something such as this. God knows how pathetic it must be to be you.

>>186827802
Wow two posts, however will the general survive this assault of furaffi*yawns* oh excuse me *ZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

>>186825945
God I really hope they do a cross-game Eltharion v Grom lord pack. Having a Greenskin start in the New World would be really nice(Personally I would put Grom somewhere in those empty looking mountains in Naggaroth so he doesn't get raped instantly if he were on Ulthuan still)

>>186828113
Anon are you ok?

>>186828086
>Less Blood, Less Gore!
wh-what
why?

>>186828110
My life? Nah. This general? This general is fucking done for. Thanks to you and your buttbuddies that you'll defend until death because spamming furry porn is so damn "based" that you have to jump in their defense every time someone tells them to fuck off. Nevermind that them getting their posts deleted proves you wrong.

I wish we could get big scale 40k game. Fuck relic and their DoW2 & 3. And now they're going to fuck up AoE too

TAKE
BACK
EVERY
GROODGE

>>186828026
No, he's not.

His items are incredible, and so is his ability, "Vegeance Incarnate." He's second next to Grombrindel

>>186828232
It makes the blood decals applied to models smaller, which looks a lot better in-game.

>>186828232
Blood and Gore DLC goes absolutely full retard and makes the models look ridiculous, there are mods that tone it down to be more like Attilla.


Daily reminder to loretists that Dwarf Slayer Engineers are canonical, and they ride giant airships.

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>>186827802
Don't worry anon I'm still here to give you your requested artwork
Queek is not for sexual though

>>186828316
>40k Total war

this is as dumb as the faggots who want WW2 Total war

>>186828232
Because the soldiers look like they are covered in tomato sauce. They are full red, and look ugly as sin. Also that mod makes blood stick to the ground permanently so it's better.
>>186828292
I am not defending anything, lmao. If their posts get deleted, why the fuck are you still bitching about it? What more do you want?

>>186828430
How about for them to stop entirely instead of having to hope the mods are awake every damn thread?

>>186828292
I have never seen someone so angry about Warhammer Fantasy Battles pornography as you, anon. I'm sorry but it's not healthy.

>>186828428
>tfw no Dawn of War 1 crossed with Battlefield Gothic

>>186828379
So they're just engineers who took the slayers oath?

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>mfw patiently waiting to raid the vampire coast and take booty from undead pirates

>>186828590
We both know that's not gonna happen. Enjoy causing the Streisand effect, however.

>>186828316
Retribution is fantastic, fuck you.

>>186828640
Furfags should be gassed. 4chan got rid of you once, but it seems it's become mainstream enough lately that more of your filth have crawled out of furaffinity, too new to have been here the last time you spread your cancer everywhere. Go on, say it. Say "fursecution," you double shit, I know you're dying to.

>>186828710
How can she take others booty if queek took her booty?

>>186828710
>filename
Have we heard her VO yet? Looking cute doesn't matter if she sounds like shit.

>>186828853
I don't know what the fuck was I thinking to not realize having both lizardmen and skaven, the two biggest furfag baits in Warhammer, released at the same time wouldn't bring about an age of shitposting unprecedented here. And they still act as if they're some kind of freedom fighters that just don't get that this simply isn't the place for it. Fucking furfags are all the same.

>>186828853
If I'm a furfag why was I posting

>cropped gay dwarf slayers
>cropped sigmarite priests getting blowjobs from dwarf women
>cropped champions of nurgle raping elves
>cropped Isabella futa
>cropped Malekith raping Alarielle
>cropped Bloodletter masturbating

hmm? Checkmate anon.

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>>186828937
WELCOME TO NAGGAROTH GENTLEMEN

>>186828853
It's like I'm in 2007 again. How do you go through life being this mad ever since? I was a mad autist like you 10 years ago, a tear of nostalgia just dropped on my cheek.

>>186829101
>Stop posting porn!
>Oh they're telling me to stop posting porn. I'll appease them by posting MORE porn!
And then you'll act surprised when the mods delete all your posts again.

>>186829136
10 /10 waifu, Vampire-chan is done.

>>186828937
GONNA STAB EM

>>186829151
When old cancer reappears, you don't give it a pass just because time's passed.

>>186829151
>It's like I'm in 2007 again.
Well, you sure are reenacting it well.

>>186829214
But none of my cropped porn was deleted until I used unreleased B&W art, which the mods obviously took exception to for quality control purposes, anon, nor has Nielsposting been deleted since then, since mods understand jokes about Queek raping women are now integral to the identity of /twg/

>>186828392

Do you have an imgur album or something? I kinda want to see this but cant find it

>>186829410
You above all, with your incessant bitching, which is more annoying than rape fantasy greentext.

>>186828937

>her

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>>186829415

>>186829521
dumb >her poster

>>186825939

Is this Dryrain's mod?
This has convinced me to get whatever it is

>>186829452
All I have are from various sources and slightly edited.
Just go on r34 or e621 my man. The artist for this one though is custapple

>>186829136
Hot.

>>186829520
Funny how you are so quick to say "Just ignore the 20 posts per thread of cropped porn with fanfiction" yet can't ignore the 1-2 line posts telling them to fuck off.

>>186829521
based >her poster

>>186829573

Dark Elf females don't subscribe to notions of conservative clothing.

>>186825047
It turned into a skirmish game shifting towards high "tier" units of nonsense like the sigmarines and shit.

The lore is absolute dogshit even ignoring End Times as the stepping stones for it and it's just "all the races are like in weird bubbles (they're realms but that doesn't matter" and sometimes they touch each other and a fight happens.

>>186829665
See, that's the problem. You should try switching the numbers, as this very thread proves it. The best part is that in your idiocy, you do not realize how more cropped porn is spammed the more you moan about it. And then you moan about it again. Please be quiet already

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GORK
MORK
ANYBODY
PLEASE

Is there any faction unlocker mod right now that works? Want to play Mousillion

>>186829853
Dark Elf females need to be courted by Bretonnian men

Daily reminder that nobody cares about Total War Arena except e-celebs, and it was only good for ripping models to use in Rome 2.

>nobody will ever be able to import anime models into Warhammer because CA had the foresight to lock it down

>>186828640
Hey could you do us all a favor and provide a list of websites where you got all this stuff from?

>>186830219
More like daily reminder that Total War Arena exists

>>186830178
what gross mod is this

>>186830178
The fuck is that, Radious?

>>186830178
>who needs walls
>ahh help me

>>186830258
I haven't posted cropped porn in like three days anon, but pretty much all of it can be found across Hentai Foundry/ge hentai/rule 34 paheal

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>>186829013
Lizardmen are sexless though. They can only be friends.

>>186830370
>>186830314
Based radious poster.

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>>186830474

>>186830314
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=847785822

This I think

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>>186824734
>and the shit ones are 40k?
that one diablo clone where you play as an inquisitor is on its way
there is hope yet

I'm terrible sorry to bother while everyone is arguing, but does anyone have like a large album or folder they can share of skaven memes?

>>186830778
Which Diablo?

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New unit card for Malekith, updated for the recent build

>>186830929
kill yourself

>>186824734
>THEY KILLED IT
No they didnt. Killed it would be ceasing all production of Warhammer fantasy models over AoS models and retconning the whole of fantasy.

You people are such retards. Its like you're complaining the first matrix is now shit because the second was rubbish.

>>186831009
WELCOME TO LUSTRIA GENTLEMEN

>>186831216
>no new people because nobody advertises or sells it anymore
>no new rules, fluff or tournaments
>not dead

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>tfw no best elf

Did they buff Marienburgs early game defences? that mortar pretty much dooms any early game attempts i've had or by the time i real with the rebels they have a stack to match mine

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monsters

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyJBPfQv1wQ

THE FUCK DO I DO

I STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED REBUILDING THE EMPIRE

If I break alliance, will I not go to war with either? Will my diplomatic reputation suffer? I still don't want to fight either of them.

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>>186831957
soon friendo

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>skaven cities appear as ruins to everyone
>the AI will NEVER EVER resettle ruins because the AI sucks
>skaven cities will be perpetually ignored

Skaven is the new easymode in Warhammer 2

>>186832487
Your reputation will suffer no matter who you pick, so join the side with brets and dwarfs on it.

>>186832591
Maybe they changed the AI for game 2. Especially given the fact that there are treasure hunts now.

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>>186832487
your rep is gonna suffer no matter what you do now. you gotta be real careful with who you enter into defensive/military alliences with though desu theres not much you can do to stop this sort of shit with TWs terrible diplomacy system

>>186832487
Take this opportunity to free the serfs and rid yourself of the grudgeful Dawi.

>>186832487
If you break an alliance they will both fucking hate you and possibly declare war on you eventually. One of patches also made the consequences for being unreliable more obvious, so don't be surprised if people start breaking treaties with you left and right :^)

Overall a post-badlandsbowl dorf faction is ten times more dangerous than Welves though.

So are we aware that "War and Order" is using Total War Warhammer footage to advertise itself on Youtube?

>>186832487
Gas the Elves

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>Nagash still not announced

>>186832965
Oi that's not a skeleton.

>>186832860
Yes and we're not CA's unpaid legal department so who cares tbqh

>>186833060
Just thought it was funny is all .

>>186832487
This is why I only go Non Aggression with western dwarves and the elves.

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>>186833186
You thought wrong pal

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>No Eltharion LL

Fuck Tyrion honestly.

>>186833574

>Can pick Alith Anar or Imrik
>Picks eltharion

For waht fucking purpose?

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>>186832673
>>186832751
>>186832779
>>186832851
>>186832912
>>186833317
>Decide to reload the autosave for a moment to make a save and then decline alliance and check how much relations suffer to help decide and for future reference
>Pass turn again
>They stay at peace

Oh shit, I just savescummed didn't I? Fuck, and I had spent the entire campaign without doing it.

>>186833574
>>186833656
speak english you goddamn apes

>>186831009
that's pretty great

>>186833708
All ogre now.

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>>186833708

SCRUB AND SAVESCUMMER

>want to play Mordhiem to sate my rat urges till 2 is out
>suck dick at it and get stressed in premadeath games like that

fuck

>>186833708
Maybe you could try to drag them both into a war aainst a common enemy, but desu once factions get strong enough they just get insanely aggressive for no fucking reason - this was even BEFORE they patched the increased backstabbing for "Age of Peace"

>>186833731
helf Lords

Tyrion = fag with shit model
Alith Anar = edgelord archer
Eltharion = broods a lot, kills gobbos
Imrik = rides a dragon

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>>186833796
>>186833851
Nevermind, we're good. They just took one more turn to do the exact same thing again.

Now I kinda wish they hadn't.

>>186834065
So what did you learn from this?

>>186833656

>Alith Anar

Alith and his Emo Viet Cong never interested me personally. He seems like a character for people who don't want to embrace the High Elves in all their posh and bright glory, the edgy, character for mass apeal. He isn't a bad character and I won't be crying if he makes it in over Imrik or Eltharion(I think Allarielle is a given personally) but I would prefer Eltharion.

>Imrik

Patrician choice, no problems there personally and I would love if he were added as a 5th LL but Eltharion would be even better both because he is a bit more personally tied to the world and because he would also bring along GROM.

>>186834058

Alith Anar will be the next LL
Then Alarielle

If you are very fucking lucky they will pull an Eltharion

I will admit that Imrik is kind of a non-character

>>186824240
armor pen and attack(or charge) is all the matters to be a 'duelist'

>>186834158
Elves and dwarves are dicks and need to be under the dominion of the Empire to behave?

>>186834165
>>186834058

Shadow Warriors can only come alongside Alith Anar.

You faggots will just have to accept him being the first DLC as inevitable since Shadow Warriors are an inevitable addition

>>186834294
The elves are the victims in this. Well, them and you, but you willingly entered the alliance.

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>>186833656
>Guy with a hard on for dark elves
>Guy with a hard on for dragons

Please no

>>186834205
Disagree I think they will go with, Allarielle vs Hellebron, The Witch and the Bitch which one is which? for their first lord pack with either Malus or a High Elf character as FLC.

>>186834058
Any of those 3 would be better then Tyrion the fag and "just as planned whoops I got everyone cool killed" Teclis.

>>186834315

Of course they are but they don't need him in the same way that rangers didn't need Bugman or Black Ark Corsairs needed Lokhir Fellheart. And besides since CA for some arcane fucking reason has decided to make High Elves a defensive archer faction for noobs despite being an extremely agressive elite melee faction with good ranged support on the TT, Sisters of Avelorn might fit CA's vision a little better. Though I still think Shadow Warriors are pretty damn likely.

ISABELLA

VON

CARSTEIN

>>186834654

I will wait till I see what the fuck this heroic intent is about

Maybe CA saw what the fuck they were doing wrong with Helves

>>186834605
In fairness pre-ET Teclis just fucks Elf twins and then cries about how everyone finds his brother more attractive

ET Teclis was out-fucking-schemed by Lileath, who was objectively the true antagonist in ET. The bitch.

>>186834667
VAMPIRES

>>186834401
True enough. I guess I'll take on the dwarves first. Besides, thinking about it, better to take them now that they haven't finished conquering the badlands than later.

everqt when

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He just wanted to be with his waifu, lads

>>186834654
>>186834315

Oh should note that despite preferring Imrik or Eltharion for fourth lord I still think Alith is very likely because he very much is the normie pick. Hopefully CA deigns to give us an Eltharion v Grom lord pack so we can get a Greenskin start in the New World and a 5th High Elf lord, presumably focussed on anti-large.

Also should be noted that Allarielle does fit if they want to put Archmages into the game like they should have been all along, though like I said despite my objections Alith still is probably going to be the fourth lord, I just think Allarielle is going to be the one in a lord pack not Alith.

>>186834945
I'm honestly kinda assmad that she is not a faction leader.

>>186834736
Doubtful, sadly. I think High Elf fans will just have to suffer. Unironically we can atleast hope for a mod like Steel Faith to fix them in campaign.

>>186835098
>Faction leader is called "The Seafarer"
>no naval battles

fug

FUCKING CONFEDERATE WITH MOMMY AND DADDY MANNFRED HOW MANY SPANKINGS MUST WE GIVE YOU?

>>186835193
He's a diplomat, not a military leader. Pretty unique in Warhammer for that (and mocked/cucked for it endlessly)

>>186835530

SHUT UP OLD FARTS MANNFRED IS THE TRUE VON CARSTEIN AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU BOSSING HIM AROUND

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>can't never get a nice look at the actions mid battle because they are over so fast and I need to be macroing all the time

think i will give steel and faith a chance when it finally comes out

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Historic mods that change unit names into something "historic" I.E. translates it into some other language are dumb and any modder who does it is a fucking retard.

Fuck DEI and fuck its modders.

>>186827915
>Reading Malus Darkblade
>Literally every problem the protagonist faces is caused by a Dark Elf being a cunt to another Dark Elf
>Including himself
>Especially himself
>Even the daemon he gets possessed by thinks that he's a cunt

Seriously, fuck Dark Elves. At least the High Elves have a reason for being smug twats. What have the Dark Elves ever even done except raid undefended villages and have slightly sexier blood orgies than the Beastmen?

>>186824249
>golf stick

Did you get so worked up over that copy pasta you forgot your words?

So elf lords who marry the everqueen descendants have to accept the fact that maybe their wives will be called to get fucked by the phoenix lord for a year?

How does that even work? After a year they come home and they ask her "hello honey welcome back how did it go?"

>>186835676
SFO is out already, few hours ago.
Also remember your last battle autosaves the replay, so you can quit to menu, enjoy the replay, and go back to campaign after

>>186835715
>Heavy Spearmen
>herpderperoii derphurrariis

>>186835876
ride giant dinosaurs which fuck shit up.

I read the fuck book and it was just pages and pages of Spite tearing people apart.

But yeah, he's a total cunt.

"I'm just gonna murder all my friends so they don't know my shame"

Did SFO nerf the shit out of javelins? 4 units of these guys cant even make a dent in trolls

Can you confederate with a vassal if they're the same race?

>>186835715
Makes it easier to google the interesting units and learn stuff. It's cool. Stop being an angry frog!

>>186835876

AYO HOL UP
>tortures victim profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
>raids Nordland
SO U BE SAYIN
>sharpens sword
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>sharpens shield
AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>dons man-skin cloak
U BE SAYIN
>whips dwarf slave
HOL UP HOL UP
>raids Tiranoc
AYYOO U BE SAYIN
>bathes in cold one slime
SO U BE SAYIN
>sharpens helmet
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>hires assassins
WE WUZ
>serves on black ark
FINNA WE WUZ
>gets murdered by shadow warrior
AYYYOOO HOL UP WE WUZ
>loads crossbow
SO WE WUZ
>instinctively looks around for witch elves
SO U SAYIN WE WUZ
>freezes to death
SOM FINNA
>breaks before the Griffon Gate
SO WE WUZ
>tames manticore
SOM FINNA
>is violated by kharibdyss
AYYOOO SOM FINNA
>worships Slaanesh
HOL UP
>violates kharibdyss
WE WUZ
>slips poison into your food
SOM FINNA
>plots to overthrow Malekith
WE WUZ
>consorts with greenskins
SOM FINNA
>raids Karak Eight Peaks
HOL UP MUH DRUCHII
>drinks maple syrup
U SAYIN WE WUZ
>casts doombolt
SOM FINNA
>sleeps with mother
FEENIX KANGZ N SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT?
>is sacrificed upon the altar of Khaine

>>186835975
>trolls
They have obscene regeneration in SFO though, healing up a javelin wound is nothing to them

>>186835876
Darks Elves are the most litteral expression of Stupid Evil, they are so stupidly toxic to each other, it's a wonder they didn't genocide themselve without even needing the High elves to do anything.

>>186835959
Spite is good people, but dark elves don't do shit with dinosaurs that the Pepes don't already do, and better.

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>>186836175
>is sacrificed upon the altar of Khaine
Every fucking time.

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>>186833186
Take a lap.

>>186827034
>Tehenhauin

Never. It will be Tetto'eko.

So are we pro-elf or anti-elf?

>>186832452
DO YE LIKE DAGS?

Is GCCM crashing with SFO for anyone too?

>>186832452
Gee Throgg, you get to fight TWO Knud Henrensons?

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these are cool maps

how do you defeat the initial Skaeling army at Doomkeep that attacks at around turn 15?

they just mass javelin marauders and I have no idea how to counter them, I get my shit pushed in even though I have far superior infantry numbers

>>186837246
hmmmmmmm

>>186837246
hmm

>>186837317
Can't throw javelins when dogs are eating your legs

>>186837246
Dumb anime poster.

>>186837670
dumb dumb poster

>>186833856
That game is poo but

>>186828026
No he's not, at most he's just behind Grombrindal

>>186837246
>>186837670
>>186837403
>>186837412
okay I'm assuming it does that if you don't name your files properly? or is it because of something else? or is it just random?

>>186837147
pls respond

>>186838258

If you upload an image at the same time as someone else it sometimes switches them

>>186838479
Haven't been using it because of how it fucks with the AI, sorry.

I do know SFO has been causing more crashes than normal, but only during loading screens for me. Might wanna run through your modlists and see if its really GCCM that's messing with it.

>>186838258
4chan names images on its own server with the time it was uploaded - e.g. 1503369526090.jpg
If someone else uploads an image at the exact same moment as you >>186837248 we can have a mixup

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>this autoresolve

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What kind of scheme is this?

>>186838813
I think those shaggoths could have those dwarves by themselves

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>>186838630
>>186838572
>>186837246
ah alright then. thanks for clearing that up for me. here's the OG image I wanted to upload.

>>186839043
nice anime girl wanker!

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It is now August, and the howls of dying slaves fill the bleak land of Naggaroth with a sweet cacophony. Very soon the Asur will experience such an atmosphere, for the Witch King is finalising his strategy for the coming campaign.

From all over the land come the lords and ladies of the Black Council, and it will be a permanant position for some. Ever eager to guide her son down the path she has divined, the great Hag Queen Morathi spends much time in council with her son. Though some sense conflict between them in the future, Morathi has promised her strongest pupils will join the legions of the Druchii.

In Har Ganeth the cavorting Brides of Khaine spill the blood of offerings to their God, whilst many a would be sacrifice is lost to the blades of the Executioners.
The Beastmasters of Clar Karond rouse their monstrous captives with many a laggard elf suffering in the process. All over Naggaroth the corsair fleets have been sent ahead to pillage and despoil the Black Council's choice of targets, a content glint could be seen in the Witch King's eyes, if anyone had the heart to look at them.

The time is now, the treasonous Asur will soon bow to the true Phoenix King whether they wish it or not. Domination by a best elf soon!

>>186838847

BEYOND

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Prince Sigvald is not so Magnificent.

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>>186830178

>Not being excited for the big fight.

>>186834772
questink nites :DDDD

>>186835894
>The cucklords of Ulthuan
Adding high elves to the list

I require a list of must have mods

>>186839874
female unit fart mod

just for fun haha

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1107698797&searchtext=

BEYOND

>>186840217
Hey Skulker whatcha thinking bout

>>186831216
are you literally retarded?

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>>186840212
>That most recent comment

>>186840394
>missing the point that hard
steam commenting was a mistake

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>>186823463
>tfw total warhammer is the best pike and shot strategy game

>>186840701
>handgunners don't even fire by rank

yeah it's great

more girl units when

what's the point of quarrelers when thunderers shoot over dawi heads?

>>186840762
Soon.
Any titty mods yet

>>186840736
I-I-it-'s better than nothing rite?

>>186840701
Who are the glow-in-the-dark CIA niggers of Warhammer?

>>186835894
It's their culture, they probably consider it a great honor or something.
>This vagina was used by the phoenix king!

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>>186840835
Skaven
or Skarsnik

>>186840949
Wasn't getting cucked by the King supposed to be a great honour back then?

hardest campaign?

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>>186840261

just STABBING stuff I guess

>>186841064
The "right of the first night" thing was a post-era myth like the mandatory chastity belt, sorry

>>186841175
Skarsnik.

>tfw still haven't won a single campaign in Warhammer

I have no idea what I'm doing when I play this game, Rome and Medieval 2 are so easy but when I play this I just can't win no matter what I do

>>186841235
I mean being a lord and having the king over and him fucking your wife
sounds unlikely though

>>186841175
Greenskins

>>186841175
Belegar's early game is pretty hellish.

Empire on the harder difficulties can be pretty bad all the way through.

>>186840764
>when thunderers shoot over dawi heads
They don't unless the terrain is favorable.

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How do you throgg without finding yourself being attacked by Kislev, Wulfric, and FUCKING DWARVES at the same time?

>>186841175
Probably Crooked moon. Even taking the first province is a pain in the ass

>>186841254
>>186841437
oh thank god i'm not alone, not even Angrund was as bad for me as his
>only gobbos until 8 peaks
>only night gobbo warbosses buff gobbos
>even after you get 8 peaks you can only recruit orcs from 8 peaks
>other legendary lords only really buff orcs and not gobbos
>have to wipe out the fucking empire and dwarves just for a short campaign victory

>>186841310
Play Chaos

Vassalize and Awaken/Sack and Raze the two closest settlements for the post-battle $$$, then demolish your Trial Pit, build a Blasphemous Icon and build as many chaos warriors as you can and you will now win every battle against Norsca, if you awaken and vassalize them all you basically don't need to play the game anymore as they will just Overwhelm the AI

>>186841541
But it is the most fun isn't it?

>>186841360
why Greenskins?
>>186841393
i think they can because anything that isn't dawi or gobbo is taller than the manlets

>>186841638
when it was just me rolling aroudn as Skarsnik yeah
then the end times happened and everything became a fuckhuge slog because Archaon the neverchosen and his entourage failed to even dent the Empire and ignored the dwarves, instead choosing to attack my fucking settlements only to get rekt by my defenses.

>>186841541
Hordes of gobbos, wolfs and spiders are pretty fun though.

>>186841310

Play through all the tutorial crap. It's embarrassing, but you'll learn.

>>186841653
Their roster is really lackluster especially against Dwarfs as you don't have much in the way of early armor piercing, and grabbing a lot of land to support armies relies on the WAAAGH AI doing what you ask of it which it mostly doesn't in my experience.

Don't have the DLC so I never played Skarsnik

How the fuck did they do so well with shogun 2 but fuck up so hard with rome 2 and make atilla run so shit AND THEN do well with warhammer again, I don't get it.

>can't use GCCM with SFO

Shit, I hate how few maps there are in this game.

>>186841886
What AP do the orcs have? Now that I think of it, I just drowned them in WAAAGHs and Biguns

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TROM 3 or Darthmod?

>>186841964
for Shogun 2?
Neither, just pick and choose off the workshop