/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

>>186780168
First for Honk

Surfer Girl

Offical Waifu Tier List

-Loving Mother tier-
Fuura Kafuka
Vicky Forte
Raphaella Beckett
Ivy Stocker

-Wears the Pants in the Relationship tier-
Eloise Chapelle
Jean Blancy
Trinity Prewitt

-Risque Workplace Escapades tier-
Anne Hiro
Lily Lapine
Joanna Slurp

-High School Sweetheart tier-
Valkyrie Skies
Kiri Singh
Little Doris
Annie Rodgers

-Want for Their Body tier-
Grey Area
Elizabeth Hawinks
Ailsa Dochartaigh

-Best Friends with Benefits tier-
Surfer Girl
Luna Welty
Felicity Rivera
Ashe Mallory

-Drunken Regrets tier-
Raelyn F. Ultra
Hachi
Angelite Entyshak

-Girl Next Door tier-
Athena Sloan
Maya Browning
Grasis Greener

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Fourth for real spess discussion only

>>186780319
>still not on the list

Still feels good man

>>186780408
i can put you in, name?

>>186780468
like hell you will

>>186780397
no we need to dilute it with misanthropic soy-autism otherwise we lose their consensus (heav'n forbid)

>>186781475
NO
NO TECH-ROSE
NO PHANTASMICDREAM
NO

>>186781475
>>186781497
why does it feel like this is an image series and she's gonna grow something?

>>186781709
god I wish that was me

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hey remember when this game wasn't a low resolution secondlife land
I sure do

>>186781849
post secondlifers

god I wish I were a vox

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What is the official religion?

>>186782060
advanced 8th dan gnostic absurdism

>>186782060
Nanotrasism, any other religion is a hobby.

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>>186781475

This is why god doesn't talk to us anymore.

>tfw still cant reliably find large artifacts

what am I missing

>>186782850
luck

>>186782850

Trigonometry anon

>>186783007
Explain

Fong Lai is rimming a horse girl on citadel!

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So, how often does supermatter cascade happen?

>>186783360
When you touch yourself in dorms

>>186783096

You need a guide when doing xenoarch, anon

http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_To_Xenoarchaeology

>>186782850
>>186783007
>>186783096
>find rock wall, get core sample (strange rock optional), nuke it in the whatever-thingamajig
>get reading
>note the GPS of the sample
>go elsewhere not close by, do the same
>note the GPS of the sample
>etc
>etc
>until you can mathematically graph out the general area where a large artifact is most likely.

Or you can grab a diamond drill and go to fucking down and slam down every rocky debris you see on the entire asteroid.

no rules in deepspace when

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Banned by tidomann|Duration: 10080 minutes|Reason: ERP pending perma by X (Moderator) on Mon, August 21st of 2017

Concerning the above note: The player wrote WGW on in game paper and left it on the ground on the Almayer near lower medical by X (Moderator) on Mon, August 21st of 2017

>mfw there are people who make the fatal mistake of dropping a paper with WGW on the ground

>>186785046
Atleast they didnt honk the cat.

>>186785046
>>186785094
I really don't understand why some people are so anal about this

http://make.girls.moe/#/

you know the drill

>>186785602
Autism. Anything icky triggers them. Thats all it is, sexual anything makes them uneasy.
Put a sex scene in a movie, they are the sort that leave the room or avert their eyes. Hell holding hands is too much for some of them.
Even simple, everyday sexual jokes are off limits because some of these """adults""" cant handle adult humor or situations.

Im not sure when the internet became such pussies but its rather obnoxious.

>>186785798
Wrong general, bud

>>186785798
This one is even worse than the other ones.

>>186785046
What Serb is this?

>>186785860
According to one of the posts of some someone who get banned for ERP aswell, its because they are trying to uphold US law and protect minors.

Some of the staff is underage from what i heard aswell, pretty funny.

>>186786024
Colonial Marines

>>186785860
When the fuck are we legalizing ERP anyway?
Is Pomf seriously against it?

>>186786287
Where have you been the past 4-5 years?

>>186786372
Playing on /vg/station, the best server there is.

>>186786287
We're not lifeweb

>>186786425
Then that's a silly question

>>186786150
I never really buy the US Law thing. I understand it on servers that actually host porn like /vg/, but the solution is to ban anyone confirmed to be underage (like plaptine was) or to simply not host the materials. You cant really be held responsible for the text chat of others if you hold the poster responsible.

4Chan's method works.
>All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.

>>186786456
So? ERP won't make us lifeweb or anything.
People need to stop being triggered autists because they were raped as children and now hate anything remotely sexual or lewd.

>>186780468
Sybil Dash

>>186786639
I don't think you understand. If you really want to ERP with your waifu use BYOND's internal chat of something, nobody is forced to read your ERP logs

>>186786287
Im neither for or against ERP on /vg/ but I do know I am against the sort of shitplayer that ERPcentric server draw.

If two /vg/ players want to bump virtual uglies thats one thing. The playerbase of /vg/ is typically not that bad. But you start bringing the attention of the server towards those who populate say, Vore, and then we have an influx of shitters that make Leonid look like Frank White.
Why it makes little sense to ban it among ourselves, opening the door to the flood of yiff isnt what I think any player really wants.

>>186780319
the only good waifu is sawbones

>>186786754
And that's not different from ERP in the server either.

>>186786639
Have you ever played on a server where ERP is allowed?

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>>186786792
>ERP will mean vore invading
no comments

SUGGESTION
legalize ERP
catching someone ERPing makes them valid
admins can fuck with people (no pun intended) if they're ERPing, spawn bears etc.

>>186786937
>>186786792
The problem with those is that not only do they provide mechanical features for ERP, they also allow themselves to show up on the public server list and they publicly advertise themselves as ERP servers.

>>186786937
Yeah and it being allowed changes nothing.
If a server is shit, banning ERP wouldn't make the community in it less shitty.

>>186786287

The reason why /vg/ don't allow ERP is because you have actual retards who go as far as trying to marry someone from spess, and then drop that person for someone from spess

On top of that, some people only take important roles for their erp fantasies, and then drop the round entirely when done. If we allow ERP, they'll bitch and whine about antagonists murdering them, and this will ultimately make the server on the same level as bay because of bitches and whores

>>186787097
That's how it used to be.
Then the reddit prudes invaded and started banning people for anything, turning the admin team into nothing but people with short dicks wanting to abuse their powers with the slightest justification.
No fun allowed. This is a Christian* server.
chicken furries welcome lol1

Double Wizznigga gamemode when?

This station isn't for ERP

>>186787238
>have actual retards who go as far as trying to marry someone from spess,
Happens already without ERP, you're kind of silly to compare marriage to ERP in a game
>and then drop that person for someone from spess
As it should be and as it is. We have several rounds every day instead of one continuous timeline.
>
On top of that, some people only take important roles for their erp fantasies, and then drop the round entirely when done. If we allow ERP, they'll bitch and whine about antagonists murdering them, and this will ultimately make the server on the same level as bay because of bitches and whores
Take off your ERP justification and that's already a lot of people in the game, genius.
Also, Bay has no ERP.

>>186787238
well we're already on the same level as bay in a lot of ways. We have plenty of whiners that cry whenever they die to antags and try to make the game extended every round and some even pretend to RP. Allowing ERP wouldn't suddenly make the community any more like bay than it already is

>>186787323
As in two black wizards or a magical double nigger?

>>186787097
if we allow ERP we become an ERP server and weirdos from across the ss13 community will come to ERP
we don't want to cultivate that sort of community

>>186787392

>Happens already without ERP, you're kind of silly to compare marriage to ERP in a game
>he doesn't know about Shiggypiggy

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>tfw don't really care about full fledged ERP but being able to make lewd comments would be alright.
>tfw know that ever since most servers mass banned ERP, any server that doesn't ban it is an exception, and will immediately attract those and those alone that want ERP.

>>186787431
magical double nigga

Remember the Sexual Harassment Panda?
Yeah, neither do I.

>>186786693
ur cute!

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>>186787490
>weirdos
>we don't want to cultivate that sort of community
where
do
you
think
you
are
you
retarded
normie
?

>allowing a line of behavior known to attract the worst players
>when currently we have a shitter infestation

>wanting waifu dating drama
>wanting departments understaffed
>wanting more cringey shit on the server

The only thing I want is the rules to be relaxed so we dont have banvalid happy niggers crying OMG ERP BAN HE every time someone honks a cat or tells somone to suck their dick. If the player isnt attempting to /me rape or masturbate or players arent fucking in the open over comms, there shouldnt be an issue.
I've seen bans for "grabbing their dick" and honking cats in a suggestive manner and thats just fucking stupid.
Lewdness is fine, we should all be adults and able to handle it. When it goes beyond lewd into erotic or pornographic, then a line should be drawn. Relaxing the rules wont cause a shitter invasion but removing the rules outright may.

>>186787589
I don't understand the kind of player who plays spess solely to ERP. I like RP, but I play spess to play spess. If you only want to ERP, why not do it literally anywhere else?

>>186787691

>dorms means /vg/ should allow ERP

my sides

>>186787539
Shiggy was a cool guy.
Niggly is a faggot though.

>>186787784
>i go to 4chan
>im not a weirdo
>im against porn and anime
>we don't want those in a 4chan server community
Neck thyself, reddit.

>>186787691
just because they have a foothold, doesn't mean we should cede them the entire server

>>186787943
>they
>THEY
This alone proves you're nothing but an outsider who can't grasp our values and culture.

>>186787712
this anon gets it

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>he doesn't want a vox molesting him while he does chemistry in his tiny lil' space crack den

Give me 1 (one) GOOD reason to have ERP

>>186788145
I literally can't

>>186788145
It's ____fun____

>>186788145
(You)
:3

>>186788145
leatherman

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>>186788145
I dunno, memes?

>>186788016
imblying i'm not an oldfag
imblying weirdos like Dizor are the paragons of /vg/ culture

this is a white Christian values server

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>>186788107
;_;

>>186787238
>actual retards who go as far as trying to marry someone from spess, and then drop that person for someone from spess
lmao what

>>186788221
I cannot verify this statement, but I don't see how cringy penor in china RP is more fun than actually playing spacemans

>>186788237
s-stop

>>186788302
>this is a white Christian values server
>fartplay
>borderline scat
>fetish silicons and shota and loli AIs
>furries
>Christian

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>finally get to do the Saw gimmick I've always wanted to do
>one room, two people, one hardsuit + breathing mask, one scrubber that siphons air out of the room
>prepare two parapens after building the game room, suddenly the other double agent tries to kill me
>have to use one parapen on him, security gets on my ass for a while
>while thinking about how to get two guys with only one parapen, find the chaplain and convince him to volunteer for the game
>kidnap a janitor and bring him in
>lock them both in cargo backroom, tell them they'll be released in 5 minutes and turn the scrubber on
>write a suicide note with a confession, the saw room's location and names of the victims, and kill myself in front of security with the note in my hands
>an officer starts dragging me around the station while silicons swarm on him, believing he killed me
>15 minutes they find the cargo backroom and discover that the chaplain (who won the game) killed himself
>the suicide note is found an hour later

>>186788553
what was the game?

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>>186788145
It gives you a superior sense of agency with your character instead of being forced to be a Christian Values caricature

>can burn someone's head off with high powered acid and then release your ass gas all over their chemically festering and putrid corpse.
>can't mime a blow job or honk a cat.

>>186788553
>the backroom was actually a saw minigame challenge
what the fuck, i thought some miner wanted to set up some autism, i accidentally went into the place and ran away when i saw it was depressurized

>>186788752
The air was draining from the room, so you had to fight with the other guy over the hardsuit and breathing mask

>>186788513
Fetish silicons?

>>186788875
What server do you play in?

>Can massacre an entire airport
>Can't fuck a minor
What the FUCK Activision

>>186788506
Exploring human intimacy and emotions is fun, and it adds another layer to relationships between characters as well as emotional depth. They hate each other but they fuck to blow off steam, a genuine couple that loves the closeness and contact with one another, someone using it as a tool to manipulate someone else; all are interesting interactions expressed through human sexuality.

Of course, supplying items and functionality for strange fetishes is likely to draw the crowd you fear, however.

>>186788925
I've never played sillycoons and I've never seen one of them be fetish-y

played chef for the first time that round honestly im appalled at most NOT ALL chefs that we alot of them make the same redundant shit meanwhile theres a guide that shows how to make ATLEAST 100 different kinds of foods
that round i was making pretty much all of the carp foods you can make and everybody complimented my cooking, you chefs in this thread could learn a thing or two

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>>186788929
But, are the minors on the airport?

>>186788553

learn chem so you never have to buy parapens again

>>186788949
Literally none of these would happen in /vg/ (unless and until you change the rules to cater to guys who want to fuck other guys over text in an ancient Kazakh whodunnit game)

>>186789008
You're just blind then.

>>186789170
you're gonna have to explain more, literally none of the borg chassis's are fetishy

>>186789053
>tfw you always try to make wacky shit like vindaloos and shit
>tfw you always screw up on one thing
I try my best but I don't succeed.

At least Copypasta is fun to make.

>>186788506
>s-stop
Okay, if you do not consent, then I will go elsewhere :3

>>186789259
You're either blind or baiting so I'm not feeding you. Specially with that one particular sprite Kolith added as just one example.

>>186789349
post a fucking picture so I know what you're talking about

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>>186789349
what are you talking the Marina sprites or the booty borg memes?

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>>186785798
I did it!

fong lai likes ERPing with furries

>>186789320
but anon non-con is my fetish

>>186789704
who cares

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>says Fong is licking butthole
>log into citadel asap
>he's just afking in the bar

I feel fucking lied too, you colossal faggot

>>186788949
>>186789165
I'm all for exploring human intimacy and emotions, but I think that can be done without going through the motions in spaceman game. Plus, good luck ever getting RP out of anybody on this server

>>186790000
Yeah I can imagine that sucks, analingus is hot af.

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>>186785798
This editor sucks tbqh

Keep hitting with all options set to random for some ZUN shit tho. Also the Noise option if set to fixed mutates the current face

Are there any servers without circle jerking tripfags

>>186789053
>i was making pretty much all of the carp foods you can make and everybody complimented my cooking
There was barely any food made and you didn't even remove the fucking toxic spines

>>186791014
>tripfags
>on /vg/station
uh...

>>186791014
Without tripfags, certainly
Without waifufags, afraid not.

>>186791137
pomf
nexis

>>186791257
>the host
>a collab
They are the most justified people to use a trip.

>>186791420
>justified trip
fuck off retard

>>186791474
>newfag thinks there are no good reasons to use a trip

>>186791474
>hurr durr don't use this feature for its purpose because it makes me angry >:(

Hey guys I'm a collab, how's the current deff round goin?

>>186791852
its cult, dont bother joining

>>186791960
Gotcha, I wouldn't be joining deff anyway.

>>186791420
The host yes. He doesn't even use it for every single post.
Nexis I have no idea why but he does it all the time. He has a fistful of trips too. Maybe so his opinions can be filtered with ease?

>>186791474
there are so many false flags around here that I think it's justified
if people were honest and didn't impersonate eachother then it wouldn't be necessary

>>186791852
cargo is nuke cocks

>>186786456

What is that supposed to mean? Have you even played lifeweb?

>>186792906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5mlDGpLq_I

>>186792043
Yeah, it's a habit from when I worked for Squad and then Brilliant Skies due to false flagging. Even made a mod for Appchan that automatically entered it for me.

>>186793239

Obviously you have never played, otherwise you would know people who do that sort of thing will get their shit kicked it. It is a good system. Allow ERP, but make it valid.

>>186793484
Reading WGW is also valid, and yet it happens every. Single. Round. It's not a deterrent.

>>186793484
>people who do that sort of thing will get their shit kicked
>literally the title of the video

any decent server would have spawned bear force one in less than a minute

>>186793656
I agree. I think that WGW being valid makes it occur *more* because people have a fun time getting a rise out of people and hiding somewhere while an angry mob tries to kill them.

fong lai on citadel has a big smelly musky dick!!!

pineapple on pizza is fucking disgusting papa john's uses it as a fuel source for his immeasurable power stay woke space station 13
buy tony's pizza today

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>Get Auto Traitored as a Botanist
>Order spirit breaker Ambrosia
>Sleep Toxin the chef who was my target and gib him
>Inject the burgers I made from him with the toxin
>At least 3 people eat them

Neat

IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY

>do weed
>then MDMA
>then 2C-B
>then cocaine
Lads, drugs are a big fucking scam, I feel ripped off even though most of it was free. Don't get me wrong it feels good but then you're like "is that all there is to life".
Also legalise ERP.
t. Shiggypiggy after a promotion

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I pushed him, tried to cuff him and run

>>186796002
this is false i will fuck you up if you think pineapple pizza isnt good

>>186796002
t. roach pizza seller
also nice beartraps lmao

>>186796036
>promotion
What the fuck do you even do?

Is there a command for speaking in common when talking in another language by default?

Or fuck, just a list of ll the language operators would be neat.

>>186796306
";.v we made many coin" for vox speak
anything else works the same way, just use the prefix for the language rather than .v

>>186796236
I fell for the coding meme

>>186796196
>roach pizza seller
https://youtu.be/Rk_7-gSfClM

>>186796370
What's the prefix for tradeband?

>>186796379
>programmer
>completely insane
>russian
You could open a youtube channel and get lots of slavbux from 12 year old slavaboos.

>>186796370
Yes. I'm asking for the other prefixes. I'm aware of the Vox one, but only the vox one.

>>186796457
Do you mean like, an English-speaking one?
What the fuck would I even do, just vlog my life?

>>186796465
Click check languages in the IC tab to find out.

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>tfw spess stuff is going on outside right fucking now
>play spess instead

>>186796543
Pretty much, works for most people. You'd be surprised how far playing up the insanity and slavness can apparently get you.
And it'd hopefully GET YOU TO FUCK OFF WHY DO YOU STILL COME HERE.

>>186796448
>>186796465
check-known-langauges will tell you

>>186791030
thats what the medibot was there for silly :^)

>>186796585
I want an edit of this where he doesn't close the window at all and gets happy when it gets dark out and then angry again when it gets light out again.

>>186796585
>no eclipses in spess

fong lai shitposting is dumb and gay!!!

citadel is for faggot furries!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>186796583
>>186796645
Ah, right, I forgot that even exists. I've just used set default the like two times I've cared to check.
Thanks

>>186796628
I just like the atmosphere.

Reminder that Reica Carter ERPs on the main server when nobody is looking

>>186797501
With Jimmy Benford

>>186797501
There's always someone watching

>>186797643
Literally who

>>186797501

>not doing it in a external chat

fong lai just got shot in the leg!!!

>>186796585

Just came back from seeing the ecplise, that was amazing

Time for spess again

>>186798101
Which one out of the three?

>log in
>look at crew manifest
>realize you recognize none of these names
>who
>realize you recognize none of these ckeys
>realize everyone you started playing with has left, either by being banned or moving on to greener pastures
is this a feel every spaceman feels at one point?

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>blunderbuss in game doesn't work like an actual blunderbuss
>you can't order lead balls to put inside the blunderbuss
>the blunderbuss also looks fuckign stupid

>>186798284
eclipse-chan is my new waifu

>>186799927

It is, these new people will never know the old spessmens, and they will try to forge new rules of their own

>>186799936
The pneumatic cannon works pretty much exactly like an actual blunderbuss and isnt in a lockbox.

FONG LAI HAS A MUSKY, GREASY 11 INCH TRAP COCK

>>186801193
kys

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daily reminder that the Justice Department under Eric Holder stopped collecting perpetrator race data in the National Crime Victimization Survey

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvyEE-hykec
mfw

>>186800471
Am I allowed to feel this way if I've only been here for two years?

fong lai is cute!

what are the easiest yellow gloves one can steal at roundstart?

>>186802140
these are the people that will infest our server when we allow erp

>>186803819
get yellow crayon, any pair of gloves and throw in washing machine

>>186796036
>legalise ERP
nobody would fuck you even if you came back, you're used goods :^)

>>186803819
i'm not going to tell you, git good

>>186804004
>turning my own meme against me
Clever!

>>186803937
That doesn't make it insulated, but it's cool to prank greyshirts with.

>people actually want ERP legalized
Why?
Like, I can get asking for the admins to loosen up on lewd jokes and shit, but the last thing we need is honest to god ERP. We've got enough faggots who pick jobs and use them to screw around doing nothing important as is, we don't need more of them.
Legalize lewd jokes, I shouldn't be banned for making dick jokes

>>186804305
>I can get asking for the admins to loosen up on lewd jokes and shit
You're pro-ERP.

>>186804387
You're right, what was I thinking? This is a white christian values server for children, jokes about dongs might warp their little minds and turn them gay.

>>186797501
>>186797643
>[05:19:45]EMOTE: Reica Carter/Strawberrytan (@259,228,1): <B>Reica Carter</B> does lewd things to Jemmy Benford.
EXPOSED
X
P
O
S
E
D

MEDBAY DREAM TEAMS, GO
>CMO
>Doc 1
>Doc 2
>Doc 3
>Optional: Chemists, Virologists, Paramedics
Hardmode: No meme answers like "All randomname"

>>186804553
You're either a triggered prude who hates lewd elements or you're not. Simple as that.

>>186804694
So you're saying that I either have to let ERP be legalized, or I'm not allowed to ever say anything related to sexuality?
That's retarded. You're retarded.

>>186804796
You're a two-faced hypocrite and probably a degenerate.

>>186804880
And you are apparently incapable of making any form of comprehensible post.
Also, degeneracy is a meme word describing a condition that doesn't exist.

>>186804679

CMO
>Hachi
Contracted Paramedic
>one of those robust traders who could do anything
Medical Intern
>Ziigzuu
Virologist
>Rail

>>186804961
Showing your true colors, eh? Just fucking go ERP in dorms already.

>>186804679
riccardo's a good cmo, other than that no idea

>>186804990
>this fucking birdbay
For fucks sakes, at least pick some good birds. Here, I'll show you a REAL dream team you fucking birdfucker.
>CMO
Honest Abe "Chloral Chemists" Lincoln
>Doc 1
Kitaya
>Doc 2, alt-title Nurse
Kitchitawa
>Doc 3
Yahir Kepplinger
>Paramedic
One of the slavs
No chemists or Virologists allowed.

>>186805260
it's been awhile since I've seen a birdbay, so I forgot the medbird statics

>>186805260
>silent cancer of the server
>literal who bird
>literal who bird 2
>loud cancer of the server
Kill yourself, discordclubber.

>>186804990
>one of those robust traders who could do anything
that isn't a thing anymore

>>186805436
But I don't go on the discord, it's cancer.
Also,
>having a problem with literal who birds
>calling kitchi a literal who
Both those birds are easily better doctors than Meme Virologist Bird and Meme Chemist bird.
t. MD who's had the pleasure of working with them.

>>186804679
There are no memorable paramedics

Reminder: Borgs are CUTE

>>186805571
>Both those birds are easily better doctors than Meme Virologist Bird and Meme Chemist bird.
That's like saying that "x person is a better person than kolith/avada". It means nothing because everyone fits that.

I don't know who's meme chemist bird.

>Xeno infestation
>BETTER CARD AND WIPE THE AI
nice

>>186805712
>emag an apc
>get the ai killed
I may dissapointed the honkmother, but i still had fun.

>>186805681
Hachi is meme chemist bird. Also,
>easily
Implies that they're better than most doctors in general. Still not a hard feat to accomplish, but I'd rather have them than most of the retarded faggots who pick doctor nowadays.

>>186805436
neither of those birds are literal who

>>186805771
Oh yeah Hachi is a productive player, definitely one of the better birds.
But anyways if you defend Yahir as good and support Yred as a person, you do belong to the shithole that is the discord because they're awful people and that's their place.

>>186805571
hachi is scary robust

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>need to go
>feel bad about leaving my spessmen
>decide to get perma brigd
>run over the officer with a mule
>dont even get perma
>decide to kill myself with a mule
>get ressed anyway
>get caught on fire
>survive anyway
>still dont make to escape

At least brig me perm next time

>>186805920
But Yahir is good, and Abe has always been one of the best CMOs. They're both shitheads OOC, but they're far more competent than 95% of the medbay playing populace.

>>186806036
Yahir is average, his only quality was being a raging autist that screame, chloraled and kicked anyone who was a non-hurt, non-doctor from medbay (admittedly welcome in some rounds).

Yred just makes the server less fun for everyone and you should not want him no matter how much you'd like a mute, fast robot to heal you.

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What a shitshow.

>>186806165
>average
Average relative to today's "average" quality of doctor? When the "average" doctors of today are pretty much all content to throw the bleeding in cryo for 30 minutes with all their clothes on, clone people who would be fixed with a few pills and a defib, and don't even know how to do basic surgeries?
Also yes, Yred is a no-fun-allowed shitstain, but he's still a good doctor. Medbay isn't for fun. Mute robots are the best possible doctor you have.

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??????

Ambient track suggestion; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdLRvB2Pq-U

>>186806447
>When the "average" doctors of today are pretty much all content to throw the bleeding in cryo for 30 minutes with all their clothes on, clone people who would be fixed with a few pills and a defib, and don't even know how to do basic surgeries?
>today
That's fucking any time at any moment be it the past or future and you know it you crybaby.

>Yred is a no-fun-allowed shitstain, but he's still a good doctor
This game is only about about doing your little skinner box job well. Player interaction and roleplaying are what make it fun and interesting.

>>186806573
Fuck, the game is NOT only about doing your job.

Regardless, people like you will always exist who only see medbay as tools to get you fixed so you can get your valids. No point in arguing with you if you refuse to see that Yred's positive quirks don't outweight the bad at all.

>brig horatio for his correct time
>he kills himself

no sweeter valids than this

>>186805436
>implying soose isn't cancer killing the server

>>186805986
Creating a Workplace Hazard is 5 minutes
Assault on Officer is 10.
Not enough for perma

>>186805986
Just go to sleep on the dorms, you sperg.

>>186807271
What if I asked

>>186806527
>wants attention
>is too autistic to ask for it
>literally gives attention to themselves instead

>>186807342
Depends. I usually permabrig people if the brig is empty and let them keep their headset and pda

World Reboot triggered by kammerjunk/(Test Cummy)!

Sorry about the wait again, it was a kinda grey thing with multiple people involved to talk to and it didn't happen until like ten minutes before smelele

>>186807191
Hi Soose. You're ok.

>>186807342
you could ask without doing any crime, and you could get put in
i would only refuse it if you are there purely to break someone else out

what was the bannu

>>186805986

Instead of acting autistic, just suicide and quit next time, ahelp if you play a major role

F
O
N
G

L
A
I

>>186807815
>tfw will never be a test cummy

bring back funny names

>>186808893
yeah like fong lai hahahha

>>186808007
1 jobannu for wiping the AI for no raisin when told not to as HoS by everyone else, 3 days

>>186809018
>>186808007
Good, he was a dumbshit. Borgs got blown 4noraisin as well.

FELICITY IS A FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!!!!

>survived two direct hits with fireballs and near-crit flamethrower fire
better luck next time nerd

who cares if your son is a bird

FELICITY TRICKED ME WITH HER FUCKING VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>186810541
kys

Fuura Kafuka : "Hey! I'm already pregnant! "

>>186810413

>FELICITY IS A FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!!!!

Anon please, if you had erp with someone in spess, you are a slut just like the one you had sex with

>>186810774
THIS WASNT ERP SHES JUST A FUCKING SLUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!

tfw will never rape the autism out of felicity

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>>186810541
Did you think harse theef was a girl?
>felicity.png

>>186810884

what's your ckey?

What did felicity do now?

WHAT IS FELICITY'S LAST NAME

Anyone know a good pressure for maximum flamethrower coverage? I left my first one on the default 101kPA and it just made straight lines like 6-7 tiles long.

>>186811818
(Ling)___

So for bombs do they need to be at 100c on trigger, or above 100c? Been learning toxins but get duds when I started trying to use oxygen at -266c.

>>186811481

Disregard, it's only a retard discovering felicity

What should I code?

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I'm a whore too but you don't see me bragging about it

--- {Your Waifu}})

With love

>>186813671
more fax destinations
Vox Shoal
Clown Planet
Space ACLU
Discount Dans
Syndicate HQ (emagged)

>>186811481
Disregard, it's only a retard shilling their own "xD I'm so autistic and crazy" static.

>>186813852
Except its not?

>>186813852
I'm more inclined to think it's falseflagging than actual shilling.

>>186813671
Code a way to make the Portable SMES, unless there's some way to make them that I'm unaware of.

>>186814247
Think you have to order them from cargo

>>186812157
Hey, what you're describing sounds like the work of a toxins researcher. Sign up today!

>>186813943
>>186814004
>it's shilling when I don't like them
>false flagging when I do like them
Can the beta orbiters leave?

>>186783360
Basically bus only.

>>186783360
99% of the time it is bus, either by pleasing the gods with autistic sm setups or getting the gooncode

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>>186783096
I knew this would come in handy

use desmos

>>186783360
As often as a xenoarch finds one.

>>186815093
But Im the one who made those posts and Im not Felicity

>>186816043
this. the engineers can't be trusted with the crystal, they will inevitably destroy the universe in their quest for maximum niggawatts

what makes a good roboticist

>>186816625
godspeed kiddo

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>That fucking baguloth
Nick how many pomfcoins did that RNG cost

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*blocks ur shuttle path*

>>186816785

is bagulo RNG now? thought it always spawned a sing

>>186816771

I actually did live! I did it papa!

>>186782060
The Hive

>nick chases me around maint in the first 5 minutes of the round like it isnt obvious hes trying to kill me
>evade my obvious hunters
>die to a mommi while trying to unfuck my arms

Atleast I didnt get bagged and shagged on the shuttle.

>>186816625
never bark at me again
i saw the death of the captain on my sps and i would rather be safe than sorry.

>>186816731
Have replacement components, restart, spare borg bodies and resets handy

Know how to fix borgs, unlockdown borgs, lock/blow borgs, how to fix burn damage specifically

>>186816829
It's not RNG, but the fact that EVEN AFTER THE SHUTTLE LEFT it stayed on for SO LONG

>Nick Weller Stings me, drags outside to succ
>I break free
>Fly of into space, denying him a corpse

>>186816731
>>186816876

>implying
Heres what I do
>spend spare time making borg shells
>sit around and do nothing
>if someone has a request other than borg tell them to fuck off.
Tell sec to send all prisoners to me no matter the crime

>>186805986
>Drawn girls at that pool
But why tho

>>186816731
Upgrade borgs with stuff like vtec, jetpack, taser coolers.
That makes them succ your dicc and also spoils them for future rounds.

Double Wiznigga gamemode when

>>186817038
Drawing of station waifu's at the holodeck pool when?

Goldsteel is a faggot confirmed

who /positivelymentioned/ here

>>186780319
>some dude plays a girl avatar in a game because he doesn't feel like playing a rank and file dude
>maybe just likes looking at the female sprite
>acts the same as if he'd play a male character cause norp
>virgin turboautists obsess over their characters because they never leave their room to see actual girls

>>186818674
if you're the pair that was banned, go to the forums and appeal.

Daily reminder there are servers out there who ban you for putting wgw on a piece of paper and leaving it on the ground.


Banned by tidomann|Duration: 10080 minutes|Reason: ERP pending perma by X (Moderator) on Mon, August 21st of 2017

Concerning the above note: The player wrote WGW on in game paper and left it on the ground on the Almayer near lower medical by X (Moderator) on Mon, August 21st of 2017

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>>186818674
shouldn't have broken the rules

stop fucking killing me you asshole. you know who you are..

>>186786693
You aren't me tho

>>186818674
good for him removing shitters like you

why can't people who play females do sec properly
it baffles me

>>186818421
Holodeck pool isn't That Pool.

>>186818421
>mfw Jean Blancy in a bikini
yes please

>>186818676
I get a few mentions a week even though I haven't played in months

>>186818995
Jesus fucking christ
What server?

ERP causes weird character relationships, lots of metagrudging, and an every bigger problem in metafriending affecting secret rounds.
People will also take limited job slots like heads, warden, and then proceed to ERP.
Citadel has many problems simply because they don't enforce rules surrounding it.
/vg/ could probably enforce sane ERP rules but I can see the Reddit prudes metagrudging anyone who ERPs, and as of now they removed it entirely with their whining.

>>186819269
Why can't "people" who maliciously greytide actually be helpful?

>>186819385
"That Pool?"

hey can someone mention my static please

>>186819996
why don't you mention mine first

>>186820182
Fuck that other guy say mine

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>>186820316
no fuck you staticman

>>186819634
If you want erp go to an erp server
pretty simple shit
I just want a spess game without people using it just to e-fuck their friends

>>186820438
>If you want erp go to an erp server
Not an argument.
And yes Reddit thank you for admitting you are a prude migrant to /vg/.

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>>186819465
Cuckonial Marines

how do i fix this frozen viewport bug?

>>186820504
either try to legalize erp (and fail again) or stop shitposting.

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>>186820504
ok shitposter

>>186820657
no and no
also
https://pastebin.com/faBemitF
https://pastebin.com/JSZL1JhG
good logs
why /vg/ should have ERP

>>186819634
One of the worst things I've witnessed is a lifeweb metacircle I got invited to after ERPing one time. It's a bunch of grown men acting like overly dramatic sitcom tier high school Staceys. It happens on other servers, too.

Just one big gay circlejerk that constantly create artifical drama out of boredom. We have that now even without ERP. I could only imagine the autism singularity that would result if the waifu retards went full force.
I still like to do it but /vg/ is my safe heaven for this shit

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>>186820723
If you want ERP, why not go to a server that already has it?
Why try to (failingly) force it on a server that has no interest?

>>186820952
>>186820665
Stop responding to it, jesus fucking christ you people are naive.

>>186820504
You don't lose points for playing on multiple servers you know. Branch out, try some ones that suit your tastes.

>>186820640
>>186821065
yeah answer my question instead :(

ERP is ghey
coarse jokes and handholding shouldn't be bannu though

>>186820937
Tell us about your ERP.
Was it serious or was it just memetier x fucks y?

>>186819908
Literally hundreds of Jap pornos have been filmed at That Pool.
It's probably the most recognizable pool in the world.

>>186821178
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :(

>>186821745
Use 510.1375 or whatever the serb says upon joining

>>186821843
thanks fren :)

Staticnaming in ss13 is like tripfagging on 4chan.

http://picosong.com/dCkX/

http://picosong.com/rKhY/

>>186822371
4chan doesn't give you any way to find out who a poster is. SS13 has ckeys, regardless of your name.

wiki has a small bug, "creatures" page redirects wrongly because "www" is in the link.

>>186820723
w-would those people be interested in some more d-disgusting stuff...?

I have never played medical before. Where should I start if I want to start playing a medical character?

>>186822742
Please update the wiki

>>186823654

http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Cargo_Technician

Buy a medical crate

>>186823654
pick CMO, you have access to all of med to learn on the job

>>186804127
why you tripfagging?

>>186823740
im gay