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>OP Text (Needs updating!)
https://pastebin.com/6rn1s422

>/palg/ Discord
https://discord.gg/SNwXWHe

>Official pages
Website: https://www.paladins.com/
Forums: http://forums.paladins.com/
Server status: http://status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
http://pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz

>Patch notes (OB57)
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?53313-Open-Beta-57-Patch-Notes-August-23rd-2017

>Steam Store
http://store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qlES6unUwY&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) - may contain some outdated info
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5TSsepFwBM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

>Decks
http://www.paladinsdecks.com/

>Counter Guides
https://paladinscounter.com/

>Account statistics
http://paladins.guru
https://mypaladins.com
http://masterpaladins.com

>Owl Teaser
https://twitter.com/PaladinsGame/status/898253408691408896

>PTS (Play Test Server):
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13102-Joining-Paladins-PTS-and-Contributing-to-Development-September-27th-2016

>PTS Steam Version:
steam://install/596350

>Bug Reporting Thread (OB56 PTS):
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?51376-OB-56-PTS-Bug-Reporting

>Paladins Magazine Issue 8
https://gameonmag.com/portfolio/paladins-magazine-issue-8/

Previous thread: >>186637296
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I want to be at Fernando's side!
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NEED HEALING
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Remember to buy as many crystals as possible so one day Hi-Rez can afford decent servers.
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My thread
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>>186742674
But anon, can't you see they are trying to make you stop to play and step outside?
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>play Smite
>play Adventures
>try to win
>get a 6-game losing streak
>don't try to win
>win 6 and lose 1

so this is the power of memes
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Fuck this gay general
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someone explain what happened to my damage here, it wasn't laggy.
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i want smite posters to get >>>/out/
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>>186743020
Ash shot you to death and you weren't healed. Also you missed a lot, which is impressive at that range.
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First for the new loli champion!
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>>186743020
Sometimes the game just forgets about hitboxes.
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>>186743279
pedos out
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>>186743020
He silenced you
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Inara might be the most boring front line, but it does feel nice to give damage champs a good cucking every now and then.
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>>186742674
All give them money when they add a cute loli.
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>second game in a row that's crashed

I just want to play your game lo-rez, stop making it so difficult
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>>186743308
looks like on your side lag
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>>186743337
ruckus is cc-immune during his ult
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>>186743271
you're retarded.
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>>186743502
That's the good stuff
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>2017
>hitting yourself with grumpy bomb STILL BREAKS YOUR OUT-OF-COMBAT HEALING REGEN

Why the fuck is this still allowed?
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>>186742787
My webm. Ash is great desu.
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>>186743862
it's a beta
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>>186743662
It wasn't. The game just shits itself sometimes.
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>>186744283
"sometimes"
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>>186743332
#stopthehate
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Reminder that unlike many people think, Paladins is actually a Battleborn ripoff instead of an Overwatch ripoff. Here's some BADASS proofs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIsTBTVDf7U <- Viktor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZzpZobk6JU <- Drogoz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9SywyTmzf4 <- Makoa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jlXcWKGPNg <- Zhin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egB1TybQxXw] <- Ruckus (and Bolt)
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>>186744471
Really makes you think.
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>>186744471

>Thinking Paladins is a Battleborn ripoff
>When it's clearly a Master X Master ripoff
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I want Evie to freeze my tongue during a french kiss and snap it off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>186745165
fuck off nobody likes you
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>>186745165
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>>186744471
why is battleborn so bad?
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>>186745198
DAMN nigga you had that one just ready to go
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>>186745165
shoo shoo
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>>186743862
It's still an offensive ability, dummy.
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>>186745165
>>186745341
yo man daz some FEMDOM shit rite there haha
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>>186745165
Glad to have you back.
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Kinessa and I are dating
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>>186745853
https://paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/f/fc/Princess_VGS_Other_S.ogg
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>cum on Kinessa's scope
>she gets mad
what the fuck?
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>>186744695
MxM has a loli hero, Paladins doesn't, hirez BTFO!
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I'm going to go to sleep and when I wake up the servers will be all better and my queue times will be under 2 minutes.
Good night, /palg/
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>cum on mommy's stony navel
>she gets mad
I don't even.
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>cum on fernando's face
>he gets mad
wow.......
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This game is basically unplayable solely because of the playerbase.

It's not a bad game at all a nd it's pretty good but the playerbase makes having any sort of fun a rarity.
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>>186746238

Good night, anon. Pleasant dreams.
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>cum on Skye's armpit
>she doesn't notice because the 9 other guys around her just unloaded on her face and hair
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>>186745268
It's pretty decent but it jut made the mistake of going up against overwatch.

>>186746156
please don't bastardize the Jap terms more then they already are.
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>>186745853
i'm sorry
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>>186746512
the animations are just bad, even paladong is better
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>>186745853
Good night anon

>>186746391
>get a decent team
>turns out the game is a ton of fun
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>cum on Maeve's flat chest
>she gets horny
Good girl.
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>>186746702
And seeing as how I'm tired enough I replied to the wrong person that should my cue to fuck off too
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>>186746458
>>186746375
>>186746323
>>186746034
>>186746740
you, sir, got my almonds going, please, stop breathing for 6 minutes.
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>>186742674
Look. I already have spent $250. But do you think this might actually work? I really love paladins? Can I invest in hirez legitimately? Like through stocks or other shit. If niggas can throw down 30k on star citizen I sure as hell can try and get better servers.
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>>186746679
hang on where's that running webm
found it
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>>186744471
>Benedict, only good bb character
>clone of drogoz

yes I can canon birb x dragon
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>>186746884
now post the webm where the player keeps scoping in and out
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>>186746985
>not liking oscar mike
>not liked mushroom man
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>>186746884
What is she doing to that invisible man?
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>>186746992
alot of this is very nearly seizure inducing
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>>186744471
>viktor's ult is literally the same as oscar mike's
Holy shit how did they get away with this?
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>>186747087
I only like redneck bird
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>>186747387

But anon, no one likes redneck bird. Not even redneck bird. Especially not redneck bird.
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>>186746797
all me
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>>186747453
lies all he needs is cuddles from a tsundere dragon
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>>186746512
>please don't bastardize the Jap terms more then they already are.
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>>186747686
>>186746156
i'm gonna comit a crime
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>>186747770
but you already exist
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>>186747770
killing yourself it's illegal you know
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>>186744471
I can't tell what is going in these video. It hurts my eyes.
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>>186748010
thats not my sin

>>186748035
indeed, but what if i do it with a loli big boom?
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>Commencement IV
>Wicked Don't Rest IV
>Requip II
>The Hunted I
>Justice Served I

I've gotten to be a pretty good shot in spite of Paladins' wonky hitboxes. Is this loadout gonna be fuckin bananas in OB57?
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Deft hands Ying with the focus lens legendary is super fun, but I feel like an absolute shitter for picking deft hands.
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>>186747217
Why did they think this is a good idea?
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>>186748412
>deft hands
hehe
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>>186748390
You won't be sliding 24/7 so why wicked 4?
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>>186748390

With the change to Heroism, very likely.
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It really joggs my noggins how every champion with a Stealth ability start its name with an 'S'
>Skye
>Sha Lin
>Seris
>Strix
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>>186748445
ying has VERY deft hands, just ask zhin

>>186748390
I'd probably try and get requip iv. lex will be able to shit out 4 rounds every second with heroism, if you can land just one headshot you'll never have to reload or stop sliding
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>>186746156
>>186747686
Hirez better step their loli game up, even OW got them beat to the punch.
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>>186748640
>Spy
>Sombra
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>>186748524
>You won't be sliding 24/7

There's no goddamn reason not to be sliding 24/7 with the new Heroism.
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>>186748640
>>186748828
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>>186748975
>sam fisher
>solid snake
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>>186748524
>he doesn't want 90% damage reduction, CC immunity, and a fat attack speed buff 24/7
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>>186749035
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This thread got really weird.
It's a good thing our love is pure and unstained.
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>>186748390
It'd be good if Lex can actually shoot backwards during his slide. There's no way you can abuse slide all the time if you can't get a good angle to shoot. Also headshots are still pretty inconsistent to get unless you're shooting the characters with big heads.

I played around with heroism but I found out I don't need slide all the time instead of just using it to escape skills and ultimates. Might as well just use death hastens to kill people faster and get some good chip damage on healthy targets outside of medium range.
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Seriusly, what the fuck did I do to deserve this?
>be diamond 4
>get matched with other two gold and 1 plat
>last two picks of the team are maeve and androxus
>ask why the fuck did they choose flanks instead of a support or damange
>barik says he will flank
>does nothing but die miserably the whole match
>I end up standing alone vs 5 other players in the point for 20 min
>still lose even giving the best of me on that fucking point
IM TIRED OF FUCKING CARRYING ENTIRE TEAMS MATCH AFTER MATCH, WHY IS EVERYBODY SO FUCKING RETARDED
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>>186747686
That's not fucking loli.
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>>186749035
>stealth
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>>186750275
>plays nando
>loses

what kind of tard actually accomplishes to lose with nando, you're playing legitimately the most broken champion i've ever seen on any game ever
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>>186747371
My fave meme build with M is "to use that make ult follow you" and "ult doesn't break stealth" talents
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>>186749531
Keep on being you, Yingposter.
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>>186750275
You should not go to the point so early in these situations, killing their team by flanking gives you more chances of winning.
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>>186744471
>no stabby waifu of many pentakills

at least our meme-spouting teenage magic witch is better than orendi
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>>186746156
>play arami
>she pulls out a baby bottle

wtf ncsoft???
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>>186751369
i want to commit another crime by invading her personal space
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>>186750329
What is it?
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>>186748164
I'm not sure how they managed to make it looks so off, but they did it.
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>kinessa sarcasticly spamming nice job
lol
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>>186751872
>lvl 11 kinessa mains
>complaining that she aint being babysit and carried
Just ignore
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>>186751872
WICKED
WICKED
WICKED
WICKED
WICKED
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>>186751872

But anon, what if they're not doing it sarcastically? What if they genuinely feel you're an excellent player, and just want to be positive their point comes across?
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>>186750557
Can we put this face on the Mega Milk?
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>>186752057
I prefer to take it this way.
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>>186752204
need to change the Mega Milk for Megadeath
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>>186752393
>change the Mega Milk for Megadeath
Has this really never been done before?
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>>186752040
>implying they can afford the voice pack
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>>186752678
maybe, just pointing out that fits Ash better than Mega Milk
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>TFW ABOUT TO GET DEMOTED TO PLATINUM
>ALWAYS MOST DAMANGE
>ALWAYS MOST CAPTURE TIME
>ALWAYS MOST SHIELDING
>ALWAYS MOST HEALING
>YET STILL I'VE LOST EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY MATCHES
WHY THIS GAME KEEPS MATCHING ME WITH FUCKING BRAINLETS
IF I LOSE ONE SINGLE MORE MATCH I SWEAR GOD
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>>186753359

Perhaps you should take a break, anon. It often helps improve your frame of mind, which helps improve your performance.
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>>186751772
An abomination.
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>>186753359
Yeah, take a break. I've been there.
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>>186753359
have you ever yelled HUNKER DOWN and obsorbed bullets for your team?
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>>186753359
Take a break, try a different region, stack with friends (lel).
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>>186753359
You are the only constant factor my friend, seems it's time to git gud.
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>>186753359
matchmaking is highly inaccurate because ranked just started

just wait a while
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>>186745165
HE'S BACK
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>tfw you have to pick drogoz/willo because they weren't banned and your team will bitch at you if you don't
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>>186749531
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Every match I've joined for the last 2 hours disconnected after 5 minutes. Lowrez plz fix.
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>all these Americans with non-stop disconnections

Feels good being a superiour European.
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>>186753429
>]
>>186753498
>>186753702
>>186753890
>>186754016
>>186754081
I JUST WON, 30 min match BUT WON
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>>186754912
>cyka blyat i take damage
>idi nahuy
>russkie est'?
>Türk var mı?
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>>186755007

Congratulations, anon!
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>>186755007
the only constant
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>>186746375
https://paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/d/d9/Fernando_SP_Death_1.ogg
Fernando's face is for kisses only!
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What is a good build for angry man of many flame swords? Decided to try him and he's pretty fun.
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>>186755535
get CD reductions on billow and counter, healing each time you counter is good against people that wont stop shooting
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>>186752057
It was after we lost so no.
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>>186743862
For the same reason that dropping Nando's shield that is not being shot by anyone breaks the regen.
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xth for the snapping turtle
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>>186755901

What if they're trying to reassure you that the loss wasn't your fault, and that you performed well in the circumstances?
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>>186751228
Orendi got indirectly buffed and Phoebe got some buffs that turned her into a top melee.
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>>186754912
Yesterday I got a game where russian 4-stack didn't load into a game and I was all alone vs 5 enemies.
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>>186756086
>no team ui
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>>186756129
I did, everyone else didn't
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>>186755729
Thanks. And is there some new spicy meme build for Viktor? I've noticed a large influx of Viktors who just hipfire and delete health like it's going out of style.
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>it's a "your team gets its shit together to win 4-3 in ranked" episode
>tfw still in Silver hell
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>>186756618
i dont play him enough, there was something about grenade cd reduction and that was it, more bullets per magazine and a card that gives you ammo after killing someone, there is a leggo for 30% extra dmg on hipfire
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>>186756618
Not him but that card that reduces the cool down of his grenade for every person hit is a must have
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>>186756618
>hipfire
>grenadier 4
>more ammo cards
Enjoy being rambo. This build is literally Tyra but way better.
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>>186756868
>>186756957
>>186756968
That seems about right. Thanks lads.
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How long until hirez drops this game for their new project?
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Guys, I got demoted to Plat V to Gold II. How bad is this losing streak?
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>tfw silver
>playing with a diamond, plat and two golds
Blame low rez
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>>186758539
>VIP subscriptions planned

They already have.
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>>186758871
>VIP subscriptions

Wait what does that do?
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>>186758952
You get exclusive Zero Suit Fernando skin.
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>>186758952
preferential treatment in matchmaking queues
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What's Pip's decent cards and go to legendary?
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FEELS
GREAT
MAN
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>>186759302
>zero suit nando
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>17 maeve
Th-that means he's really good with her right?
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>>186759757
Nobody is good, it's just a scale of how bad someone is.
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>>186759757
No, just a waifufag most likely.
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>>186760170
>>186760443
>tfw lost
I was wrong, maeve kept going head on instead of trying to pick anyone off, like their Jenos that was constantly running around or Evie that was actually being a flank. At least low rez recognized I did something because I only lost five tp.
>tfw out healed their Jenos who was using the healing legendary and I was the only person with caut on my team
At least that's something
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>>186742450
>reduces healing by 90% when landing weapon shots

just started playing this game and why does this garbage even exist
why even play a healer at this point
why even play a tank
why not just play 5 damage/flankers with shit like this. I can understand something like maybe 50% but 90%? What the fuck
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>>186761112
it lasts for like 1.5 seconds
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>>186761112
It wouldn't be so bad if rejuvenate wasn't a dogshit item that doesn't apply until after the fucking reduction
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>>186756551
Why would i want that?
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>>186761112
>why even play tank
Hello sub2k
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>>186761171
but it lasts continuously as long as you're being shot by a character that's using it right?

I want to like this game I really do, but I dunno if people don't know how to heal or it's the fucking reduced healing by 90% that's making me think that way.

I miss overwatch's health packs scattered around the map so I didn't have to rely on teammates to heal me There aren't health packs in this are there
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>>186761460
if you somehow cannot get out of the enemy's sight enough to not get shot for less than 2 seconds with the abundance of mobility and self defense options as well as shields and cover then I don't know what to say
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>>186761680
>Get out of the enemy's sight
>Congrats you've just been pushed off the point
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>still can't reroll my quest

kys, HiRez
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>another loss
h-heh
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>>186761112
>>186761460
THIS!
It's not fair that enemies can use items to counter my shitty playstyle, my team should be able to stack 3 tanks and 2 healers for a guaranteed win!
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Wtf. Do some characters not have mastery skins?
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>mfw steamrolling the enemy team and sticking around for the blame game afterwards
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>>186761460
If you just wait just a few seconds your health will regen to full.
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>>186761939
They are coming.
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Fuck sha lin
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>can already tell what should be an easy win is going to be a loss
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>>186761261
If you play tank or supp you know who to heal
or protect without looking around to see their healthbar, you know who has ult and so on.
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>>186761827
even if the enemy gets the point all the way up to 99 you can still cap it
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>>186762287
Oh wow, are we starting /palg/ay early?
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>>186762342
>ash, mal (me), ruckus, seris, zhin
>vs torvald, ying, skye, andro, lian
Somehow we lost this 1-4 and I had the most healing of course, Seris had zero healing, an actual fucking zero.
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>>186762886
Haha
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>diamond rated
>get a match
>someone says "take Grohk"

the fuck
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>>186762392
I can use tab and looking around is the principal of fps games no matter what
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>>186763015
It's not easy being blue you know
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>>186763012
Yeah I should probably stop playing before I break something before I send my hand through my screen
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>>186763353
>enemy doesn't ban jenos
>I first pick him
>next guy picks barik
>okay that's a good choice
>next two guys pick Grover and kinessa with the last guy going viktor
Beautiful
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Downloaded this game, got past level five, spent several hours without winning a single game.
Seriously there would be people on my team with 0 kills. I'd get second best damage playing as a healer.
Wtf is this unearned xp.
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>>186764151
this game's free so NA servers are riddled with BRs and EU servers are riddled with RUSs
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>>186764623
why do people like you use money as though it is a deterrent

Overwatch is paid yet you still see huehues and vodkadrinkers there
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>be plat
>get matchmaked with one gold and three unranked
>against three plats and two gold

why is this allowed?
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Tell me about the snake man. Why is he so fun yet at the same time it's piss hard to aim his right click 'less your teammates are right in front of you? Going deft hand is reasonable with him right?
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>>186764151
Unearned exp is just all exp you could've earned if you had had party bonus + booster bonus.
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>>186765068
It just takes a bit of practice and its only good to go deft hands if youre memeing with friends or you have 2 healers
Im glad we won this game too otherwise i would be angry
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A combination of playing on a toaster and being grouped with horrible monkey teammates led to me being bronze IV. How the fuck do I climb out of this? Every match is a stomp.
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>mastery 16
>win game with 60 (SIXTY) elims
>get 2% of the XP required for the next mastery

how does literally everyone but me have a title?
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I'm aware that you should know at least 3 characters per role when going ranked. However, what should their mastery be before they're good to go for rank matches? 5? 10?
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>be gm
>in queue with some faggot streaner
>everyone on the team is on comms except this FUCKING FAGGOT
>we all frag except this worthless idiot
>he types at the end GG
streamers need to kill themselves unless they're actually good.

you're not good

your jokes aren't funny

no one cares about you outside of the autistic hirez fanbase
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>>186765829
0 now iirc
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HOW DO I ESCAPE FROM BRONZE
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>5th character class Disruptor
>okay damage meh mobility but shit tons of game changing CC
>feasts on tanks
>weak to flanks?
Did i just fix the meta? with 5 classes and 5 potatos in one team with a little bit of balance changes this can work
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Without considering the upcoming/leaked champions like that Lazarus guy, if the devs make another character, what role do you want it to occupy?
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>guy keeps saying needs healing
>not even a frontline
>score screen
>215k healing
Yeah keep spamming needs healing, it'll make my cool down faster.
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>>186766428
>Oops everyone takes resistance and you're worthless
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>>186766961
>>Oops everyone takes resistance and you're worthless
>minimum duration
>forcing people to buy resilience
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I never really spammed NEED HEALING, the one I do use a lot is HELP tho
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>stomp, loss
>hard fight, win
>stomp, loss
>hard fight, win
Getting really tired of this
>>186767074
I spam needs healing when I'm tilted that it's obvious I'm carrying and not being healed.
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>>186765068
I unironically think that Mal'Damba requires the most skill to play out of all champions. He has a great kit, but it's not so easy to use it to its fullest.
I'm not very good with him, but I'm trying.
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>>186766000
>be gm
I would not believe you, because the whole /palg/ay is in silver, but you got trips. So, good job on that gm, fuck streamers. Who was that?
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>>186767625
>/palg/ is silver

Just you, bro'. We're all at least D5 in this general.
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>>186767697
No, we are all in silver except for the >>186766000 guy.
Don't lie, I played against you, and I saw your silver border. Maybe you mistaken it for diamond?
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>take Jenos
>guy decides it's a good idea to take his 2 Seris instead of a second tank
gg
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>my tank just sits on the point all game
>enemy tank actually understands that he's playing the most broken role in the game and just runs around the map casually picking us off one by one

why
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I forgot, did they plan on nerfing Jenos or not? Regardless, what are some cards that I should build on him and what Legendary should I pick.
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>>186765068
Deft Hands every day! Mal Stunba is the best Damba! I made this to show how I feel when duelling people who think Mal Damba can be duelled without Resilience!
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>>186767958
they reduced both his health and rabbit run by a little bit
it's pretty obvious no one at hirez has played him or watched anyone play him extensively so they have no clue that his whole kit is busted instead of a few numeric values needing tweaks
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>>186766752
I want a flanker with a Makoa hook who might be weaker than the other flankers but with high mobility can get to back lines and pull apart team comps with her hook(s). Displacement and disrupt.
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>>186767958
His healing and speed during stellar wind gets reduced in the next patch.
As for the build, get Celestial Touch, Retrograde, Relativity, Astral Cycle, maybe Lightyears and the last card is up to you, some people run Space Jam to jump higher, Sidereal to fuck with Skye or Sha Lin or Solar Wind to get some ammo back.
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>>186767958
Healing legendary
Duration of his heal card 4
Cool down of his 4
Rest is preference but I'm not entirely sure because I don't what I use.
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>/palg/ discord

Who authorised this?
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>>186769429
Bronzefags who cannot find friends to climb out.
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>>186769429
I never get the appeal on discord on places like this. I mean, it's nice to have live chat and all that but don't you have to make an account to access its features? The anonymity of this place is the reason why I hang out in here (along with picture posting).
I guess the only exception on this one is were you showed your name here but regardless, why? Are you confident enough to hang out with strangers in 4chan? Last time I see someone doing this in a friend list thread in /v/, shit got crazy in a bad way.
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>diamond retards ban drogoz and willo because they're fucking idiots who lack a functioning brain
>whoever is first pick grabs lian and wins by mashing buttons

ranked was a mistake
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maeve and pip!
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>>186769779
It's something you must expect in every online game
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>>186769757
Discord - for when you want to basically tripfag without getting filtered
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>>186769757
Discord is where the attentionwhores go. It's like a 4chan thread with no post cooldown, no captcha and mandatory tripcodes for everyone. literally every redditor's dream.
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>>186769780
>ywn squeeze Pip's tail
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>>186762367
Now, what makes you say that?
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>>186746156
Is this game still alive
Looks interesting and by that i mean it has cute anime grills
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>>186746156
This is a baby not a loli. Too short for a loli standards.
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>>186770635
Is shatter build even worth it? How do I do it?
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>Life Rip Maeve
>in diamond
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>inb4 onslaught
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>>186770974
You need to have impeccable timing skills to know when to shatter. Otherwise it does more harm than good to your team.
By the way, I saved your Ying because it's cute. I hope you don't mind.
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>>186771713
>cauterize is so good it can be picked just to cancel out other sustain options
nerf when?
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>my team is 2 masters and 3 plats
>enemy team is 3 masters and 2 diamonds

what did I do to deserve this
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>>186765424
play on a not-toaster with not-shit teammates HAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahaha... ha....ha..... I wanna die

Seriously though, someone else said something smart, that if you wanna be at least bit serious about competitive, just play with buddies. Competitive is NOT made to be played solo for as long as no pure solo queue exists.
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>>186771986
weren't people bitching here about caut nerf
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>just hit D4

What the heck have you done with your life, /palg/?
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>game didn't even start
>metafag already announces who he will report
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>>186773505
Nothing of note. I should commit suicide sooner rather than later.
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>>186773505
Hit D1
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>>186773524
What's wrong with that?
In the current state of the game, picking a flanker that isn't counter zhin or maybe evie is pretty much throwing the game.
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>>186765068
Deft Hands is worth it for those pesky flankers trying to get your snake ass, but it shouldn't be prioritized over chronos to get the gourd faster. Cauterize is for when your team is retarded enough to never buy it

>>186766985
>forcing people to buy the cheap item who has much more value than Haven/Blast Shield

Really worth that 5th slot
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>>186773923
>>forcing people to buy the cheap item who has much more value than Haven/Blast Shield
minimum duration you dumbass
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>>186773646
do you think the report does anything unless they are actively throwing? this isn't a game that bans for not following the meta.
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>>186774006
And? You won't be much value to your team when your abilities last for less than 1 second on the enemy team, so you're becoming nearly useless with a 200 credits item
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>>186773524
Yeah man, because that gold Maeve will totally help us win, and totally wont die 30 times and do only 2 eliminations.
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>>186774552
then you lower the resilience value
or just make so that some CC's have a minimum duration of 1-1.5 sec
also those CC's will be on a short cd and you cannot buy resilience 3 without sacrifing from caut 3 early on even though it is cheap as fuck so disruptor would be an early stomp character which shuts down tanks early pressure
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>>186773923
Ash and pip and similar force you to get a resi, whats the big deal?
>>
anybody else keep getting hiccups? Everything will be running smoothly and then it randomly lags for 2 seconds then everything goes back to being fine.
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>>186774769
>Buy caut
>Die once
>Get enough credits for Resi I

Resillience is not really a problem to get. Maybe if the prices increased I'd see use for it.

>>186774868
Ash and Pip have other things that CC to work with. Ash has a shield, good damage and mobility, an immunity during her ult while Pip has healing, great mobility and damage. Anon proposed à class based around CC, with low mobility and damage
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>>186774913
Yep
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>blessed with the first pick
>pick buck
And that's how I knew that I'd lose that game
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>it's another episode of "enemy's tanks deal more damage than your damages"

how many times are they going to rerun this shit
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>>186774681
Being bad is not reportable.
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>>186776446
I think there is 'intentional feeding' option when filling a report.
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Could it be worth to make Brand-centered loadout for Nando in the next patch? 80% caut in the first round is nothing to sneeze at, I think.
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>like playing support
>get top seed
>guaranteed loss unless I play damage
Why is this allowed?
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>>186777408
You know you can swap later right?
Always pick the most broken shit first and ask to swap later. Odds are someone will take it.
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>>186776832
i think bugzy was talking about that
like how it has a down time of 0.6
we might see it in pro play
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Do you think with Strix coming out do you he'll make flankers more viable?
I could see him wrecking shit unless you get a good flanker to counter him.
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>>186777916
>it has a down time of 0.6
What does it mean? Card has an internal cooldown or something?
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if we get rid of me unga team bunga posts
will /palg/ die?
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>>186754912
Yeah there are some problems but not that serious as in America it seems.
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>>186778032

I imagine that, like Kinessa, poor Strix players will simply serve to feed the first flank who makes it to the enemy backline.
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>>186778032
Can you really imagine any flankers killing strix? I mean fist thing you're going to get when flanking him is 1300-1950 damage out of invisibility.
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Can you get just about any item from Radiant Chests except maybe promo items? Like is it possible to get the Fernando Gundam outfit from a Radiant Chest?
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>>186778880
Nope. You can only get recolors from chests.
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>>186778117
fireball has a 3.6 sec cd and brand cauterize lasts for 3 seconds
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>>186779038
So the "Legendary" items you get from an enchanted key are going to just be Loadout cards?
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>>186779501
Pretty much. Unless they actually put other things of that rarity in there, anyway. Which is unlikely, since they can milk more out of you with the specific chests.
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>be drogoz
>press e
>win the game

nothing personnel ;)
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>>186780421
>be against drogo
>spin in circles
>drogo is confused!
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>>186780704
*spins around to follow you*
*hits you after 2 hours of following because the ult is that long*

heh.. maybe next time you wont mess with me....
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>>186781057
oh yes drogoz senpai please fist me with your ultimate
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>he buys blue itens that arent resilience
Silver shiter right there
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>>186778032
he's kinessa, except you don't know where she is until she already headshots you

flankers are going to be even less viable because if they go after the team, he screws them over
and if they go after him, they are wasting their time
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>>186780704
>does nothing because ult has perfect tracking
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>>186781318
I've been liking illumination a lot lately desu
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>>186781356
>perfect tracking
LOL guess the drogos I've been facing are steering it like a battleship
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I haven't played in like a year why do i have like 80k essence?
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>>186781439
its not bad, you just dont see a reason to use it, unless you are against a good skye or a pesky sha lin, rare thing to happen
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>>186781561
hi rez fucked it up and they showered everyone with essence as a compensation
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>>186781749
Must have been pretty bad since they seem to fuck something up every week
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>ban Torvald on Serpent Beach
>dude wtf ban Willo
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>>186781927
he's not an instant pick even on frog isle
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>>186781927
just counter pick ghrock :^)
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>>186746156
MxM is a better game
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>>186781983
meant to say frog isle woops
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>>186781797
please dont be mean to hi rez they have autism and are trying their best
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>>186782131
nah
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>>186782214
If they had autism they'd fix the hit detection
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>>186782215
It has a loli though.
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>>186781927
>being autistic enough to die to torv on frog isle
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>>186782321
autists have escaped their mother's hit for centuries now
it's only reasonable they find a way to avoid it ingame too
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>>186782380
thats a fucking toddler, my preto
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>>186782482
We just can't win can we
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>>186782485
it's awwwwwite
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>>186782614
Not until they ditch hand of the geeks and bring back global agenda in a pubg format but with more lootboxes
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>>186782668
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>>186782750
>global agenda

Just forget it ever existed
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shortstack champ when?
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>>186754016
>you are the only constant
>sometimes win sometimes lose
>therefore i am not to blame for the result
So, you mean I can legitimately blame everyone else?
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>>186782831
What about maeve? and willo? monkey champ when?
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>>186782796
Never.
I'll forget tribes was a thing though that game just wasn't as much fun as GA tbqh
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>>186782380
THIS is a loli
>>186746156 THAT is a glorified toddler.
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>>186781797
did you played in OB44? it was a grindfest made to squeeze money from your pockets, if you didn't do that yet you can get even more essence playing the tutorial (36k)
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>>186782974
that's a 500 year old vampire, hardly a loli.
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>>186782945
the opposite of stack.
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>>186765068
>yet at the same time it's piss hard to aim his right click 'less your teammates are right in front of you?
It's because your teammates don't really want to be healed, so they dodge the healing lasers.
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>>186782974
She's 500 years old how can she be a loli?
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>>186770018
>like a 4chan thread with no post cooldown, no captcha
Good, good....
>and mandatory tripcodes for everyone
Awful.

>>186782796
The servers are still up if you want to play by yourself.
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>>186783079
>>186783116
A loli is not a young girl strictly. A loli is someone that looks like a young girl of about 12 years old or so.
That thing is a 5 year-old toddler.
If anything Maeve or even Willo is the closest to a loli champion in this game.
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>>186781521
I had fun in sub 2k elo as well.
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>game won't let me pick a champion
>deserter
>-12 TP
Thanks a lot hi-rez, real fucking nice
>>
>>186783334
off by one
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>>186783334
>wanting to pick a champion
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>>186783334
another extreme case of forced 50%
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>>186783835
forced 50% doesnt actually exist
in reality anon just temporarily had a hallucination in which they thought they were in a game and lost points when in reality nothing happened
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buff maeve
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>>186783896
Just make sure they don't buff her bust
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When I win I only get +7 TP but when losing, I get -14 TP. Whats up with this shit?
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>>186742450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCIiM034s24
>raynday shilling how a sniper with a pistol, camouflage and a flashbang is the greatest inovation of al time
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>>186784047
are there more of these comics?
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>>186771786
What cards and items should I use? Considering that the time before illusion shatters stay the same regardless from distance to target, I suppose I should use a card which gives illusions bonus ms (possibly grade it to +32%ms) and the one which heals illusions when I use shatter, but what else?

I got is from somebody else, you're welcome anyway, Yingbro.
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Alright what do you think about penumbra on jenos(+8% lifesteal card)?
His self heal and sustain is absolute garbage anyway
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>>186784165
>when to scope and unscope
>these things are already very high skill level
>>
>young girl of about 12 years old or so
More like 9 years old.
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>>186784406
>280 hp/s is garbage
>but life steal isn't
uh huh
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>>186784059
Whether your TP increases or decreases is based on whether you win or lose the match, but the exact amount on the line is commensurate with your personal performance in the game.

What I'm saying is that you're a boosted little shitter who relies on getting carried to actually nab a W.
>>
>>186783262

>>186784498
>>
I just did my initial placement. is Gold V a bad rank?
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>>186784698
you got the skin, who cares?
>>
So if you have the founder's pack the only thing you can buy with gold is chests that don't even have the nice skins in them?
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>>186784924
You can also buy mastery skins and occasionally random other things.
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>>186784218
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>>186784218
they're made by dissidiavi on dA.
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>>186785249
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>>186761460
this game is far less team-reliant than Overwatch

Out-of-combat healing regen means you don't have to fight with teammates over health packs, and the high(er) time to kill and lack of forced chokepoints means you aren't sitting around diddling your thumbs waiting for ult wombo combos to win the game.
>>
>>186761460
There used to be healthkits, plus healthkits as part of abilities, but they're all gone now.
>>
>>186784521
280? explain how anon
>>
why doesn't rejuvenate also reduce the cooldown from combat?
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>>186785878
because it would be fucking busted

there's so many situations in which I'm being chased by some guy but I heal just enough from out of combat that I can survive when they find me.
>>
>jenos running away
>h-hayay
>he jumps/ sent into the air
>slow fall becoming easy to hit
Kek, BTFO
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>>186763497
>Not out damaging a Master Lian with Plat Viktor

Plz
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>>186786027
Good Jenoss press F again to throw off enemies
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>>186781927
Torvald isn't good anymore.
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>>186786895
>implying he was ever god
wew
>>
>>186781330
>and if they go after him, they are wasting their time

illuminate is actually not as worthless as you think it is
>>
What's your favorite meme? Mine is having 2 healers but neither heal ever.
>>
>>186787014
This. Torvald is literally the worst champion in the game right now.
>>
>>186787142
That's a funny way to spell Maeve.
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>>186787142
He should just get deleted honestly.
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>>186787014
>not praising your god, torvald
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>>186787142
skye is the worst character in the worst class. torvald is the worst character in the strongest class
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>>186787554
At least Skye can kill someone or trade. Torvald on the other hand is a literal fucking bullet sponge. Nowadays frontlines are expected to flank which Torvald cannot accomplish on his own with his non existing mobility.
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>make maeve's knives like boomerang
>they deal damage too when they return back
>make it so you can throw multiple knives and have shit tons of knives following you
>rmb goes past people so does the knives
boom how to fix maeve while making her interesting and not braindead
you need to position yourself so those blades will hit when they return and you can do weird gimmicks like throwing the knives behind you and outrun them use rmb to pass through someone and those knives will deal damage
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>>186754912
How's Muhammad doing at your house?
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>>186787554

Torvald is the highest winrate champion, and has been so for the last ten patches barring when Ying lifelike didn't have the healing penalty.

Source:TheBetterMeta
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>>186785878

You mean veteran, what does it even do? Speed up the recovery once it starts?
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>>186788453
>noob can't handle him because no wreck
>no one pick torvald at higher play
Wow, nerf pls?
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>>186788623
Yes, if your healer is shit then veteran is very good.
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>>186788687
I got you senpai.
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>>186788687
this, desu
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>>186788882
the playerbase of this game never fails to astound me
>>
>>186788882
whats maeves winrate?
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>>186788623
Yeah that one.
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>>186789142
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rate my wallpaper
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>>186742450
Reminder that Ruckus got the nerf that he deserved.
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>>186789827
F
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>>186789384
when is she getting buffed?
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>>186789554
Ying/10
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>>186789827
F
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>>186789554
9/10
something off about eyes but it's still really good
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>>186789827
Really activates the neurons.
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I'll give a cookie to whoever can guess the highest winrate legendary in the game.
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what's with all the maeve 1tricks in this game?
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>>186790350
scorch
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How is the average player capable of breathing being so stupid?
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>>186790557
That's third. Direct Current (Extra damage on Runic Blast) is second.
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I think competitive is the only mode where I'm thankful my teammates dodge.
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>>186789827
yo where can you check that stuff
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>>186790720
tinkering?
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>>186791072

27th.
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>>186791004
thebettermeta (dot) com
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>skye aims 5 feet to my left
>all headshots

Nice
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>>186791179
wtf why is nando allowed two top three spots
>inb4 another ruckus nerf
>>
chad tier
>Grohk, Grover, Jenos

virgin tier
>Seris, Pip, Mal'Damba

"i post at /r9k/ and steam ERP threads" tier
>Ying
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>Mal Damba
>virgin
>ghrock over anyone
LMAYO, kys famalandingo
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>>186786027
honestly who thought this levitate skill was a good idea
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>>186792207
They just borrowed it from andro
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>>186784326
I don't really know, I don't use shatter builds myself, so maybe someone else can weigh in. I usually pick Chronos on her though, unless I'm feeling adventurous and pick some other yellow card.
All I know is shattering takes a very good sense of judgement since it can really hurt your team if you do it at the wrong time. Well and obviously Resonance is mandatory for such a meme build.
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>>186792607

Just use Resonance with a normal Ying deck (minus the health on illusion).

Drop them on objectives and they'll blow up by themselves, no shattering required. There's generally a lot of crossfire on the objective anyway.
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>>186792190
t. Virgin damba main
>>
Should I join the Discord?
>>
WHEN IS PATCH?
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>>186793836
Yes.
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>>186793836
why not just go to reddit instead?
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>>186793887
wednesday
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>7days
>still no invite to hand of the gods alpha
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>>186791821
those replay things aren't accurate
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>>186794121
I bet you browse Reddit, Redditor.
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>>186794353
>giving a shit about mobile card game cancer
>>
>>186794543
it unironically looks like the worst take on the card game cancer
>>
>>186794543
>>186794638
but I like that it has a board, makes it feel like chess but with cool pieces
>>
>>186794870
>makes it feel like chess
checkers at best
>>
>>186794638
this, shadowverse is the only good card game.
>>
>>186787785
Man that'd be great. Making her stronger without making her more complicated would ruin the game for sub-2k players again and I don't want to see the player base shrink. I like how you think.
>>
>>186795302
I wouldn't say checkers since each piece has a unique ability

>>186795310
shadowverse was alright but then it powercreeped real hard and we got turn 6OTK's
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>>186795310
the only hope for card games is artifact
unless it goes full jew over cards
in that case, dead genre dead dreams time to go back to replaying yugioh duelists of roses
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>>186795310
I would say Elder scrolls legends is the best cardgame on the market right now. The fine people at Bethesda as really outdone themselves in providing such a fun and smart game, no steam library is comeplete without one.
P.S don't forget to buy fallout 4 VR
>>
I recall that today are EU finals on facebook but I don't remember when. Anybody knows?
>>
>>186795626
>the only hope for card games is artifact

It's doomed, the only reason DOTA2 is doing good is because of Chilly Toad, TF2 is as good as dead and CS:GO is in an atrocious state, Artifact will be the same for sure.
>>
>>186789827
Was he op at ob41?
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>>186795792
valve games are always max comfy first year of release
after that it's a slow decline
>>
>>186795626
>unless it goes full jew over cards

it's most likely going to be a "spam arena/draft until you have enough essence/gold to buy everything" shitfest

god i hate draft
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when i got to silver 5 i said ok one match more to ensure i stay here
>1st dude picks maeve (he's a good maeve had him on a match earlier) ok good
>2nd dude picks viktor, ok iguess
>3rd dude (Me) thinking on pickingAsh
>4th dude picks Lex
>1st dude encourages me to not pick anything and take the deserter for all of us
>Don't pick any champ
>Take that deserter like a champ
>Totally worth it
>mfw
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>>186795626
it's based on dota so it's already shit, card games need cute girls
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>>186796156
Anon remember what mummy said about peer pressure?
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>>186796323

DOTA doesn't have cute girls?
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>>186796391
Nope.
>>
>>186796497

What does it have, then?
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>>186796323
>card games need cute girls
hearth proves otherwise
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>>186796323
Pugma is a cute girl!
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>>186796540
umm...
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>>186794451
Why can't they make them accurate? What's the point if it's not?
>>
>/palg/ computer card game general
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>>186796604
Hearthstone is shit so you're wrong.
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>>186795797
Open beta release was tanks paradise, it was before the BIG cauterize and wrecker buffs.
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>>186796702

I wonder if Paladins will eventually get a CCG? They already have shitloads of card art paid for.
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>>186796674
I guess to see general position, but the crosshair shit is reaaaaaaaaally off.
If you ever get top play, you'll see how off it is. It'll look like you're missing everything but killing people.
>>186796770
It's currently best card game, which isn't that much of an achievement.
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>>186796810
if that shit is bound to happen at some point I would rather see a miniatures-esque game. (think that instead of pure cards it would be something more in the lines of a wargame/boardgame)
>>
Are we just going to ignore the fact that Strix is a grown man in a weird owl onesie?
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>>186796995
Stop kinkshaming, not cool dude.
>>
>>186796995

No, we will embrace it.
>>
>>186796976

That could be pretty fun. I'd play a Paladins board game.
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>>186796995
Dude's gotta be cozy when shooting, you know?
>>
>>186796995
>sniper has autism
And water is wet
>>
>>186796810
hirez would be stupid enough to release a paladins ccg before hotg is finished so yeah
>tfw will never get a paladins fortnite/pubg game that's actually about strategy and not looting a million different types of ammo
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>>186796810
there's no reason to make a direct competitor to yourself by making another card game when Hand of the Gods is there.

If anything, Hand of the Gods will get a Paladins expansion pack in order to bring in new players eventually.

>>186794870
Literally Duelyst, but Duelyst's balance was fucking godawful right from the start, so.

>haha dude neutral legendary "3/2/4. Provoke, "Opening Gambit: Other minions you summon this turn gain +1/+1 and gain Provoke""!
>>
I remember back in the day minessa was semi-viable, is this still the case?
>>
>>186796995
ITS
A
PONCHO
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>>186797428

Yeah, you can still peeve the hell out of the other team by dumping mines on every surface in the game.
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>>186797358
I had fun playing duelyst until I started encountering people with 3 copies of every legendary.
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>>186797241
oh you should have heard of Chronicles:Runescape legends. sad little game, left abandoned by jagex.
well the thing is that game is pretty much a mixture between a card game and a boardgame where you still have you beat your oponent until only one survives. here you have the option to indirectly affect his progress by playing cards that gimp him or mess with his own route
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This is Ash without her armour. Say something nice about her.
Also, link https://www.artstation.com/artwork/qX0Ne
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>>186797541
best girl, second best waifu
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>>186797541
I can't think of anything nice to say.
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>>186797541
>stick arm
Ewww
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>>186797593

Congratulations, anon!
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>>186797436
that looks autistic as fuck
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>>186797541
I love her.
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>>186797610
best waifu being maeve of course
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>>186797436
Are we just going to ignore the fact that Strix is a grown man in a weird owl poncho?
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>>186797593
With this game, people in this game are so sad and shit sometimes

>>186797639
Ty!
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>>186797646
we appreciate autism here
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>>186797629
she skips the arm day
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>>186797541
We can finally update the bust chart!
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>>186797746
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>>186797746
wrong
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>>186797593
Great job anon, you're on the way up. Soon you'll reach every rank at once.
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>>186797541
J U G S
U
G
S
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>>186797863
there is a bust chart?
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>>186797541
>>186797709
Zero Suit Ash skin when?

>>186797783
>Ugly Betty
DELET
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>>186795453
I started SV two weeks ago and I'm thinking I'm doing alright. I love the fact they're really generous with their packs too.
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>>186797709
Neat, finally not the badly edited version.

>>186797541
Pretty disappointed considering this was their Zarya but they need the waifu bux so you can't make her body too different. At least she's got fat thighs and yuge tiddies I guess.
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>>186773524
>silver skye instalocker who immediately buys deft hands
sometimes you can just call these things
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>>186798198
make me
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Buff maeve's chest.
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>>186797541
muh dick
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>>186798530
We like her the way she is. Cute.
>>
This siege map is straight garbage
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>>186797504
it's a shame, they don't understand how card rarity works.

Legendary cards are not supposed to be the strongest cards. They're supposed to be complex, OR drastically specialized cards that change the dynamic of your deck. However, being the highest rarity doesn't automatically give a free pass to have way more value than commons/rares below it without downsides. Otherwise you just introduce even more p2w than is acceptable for a card game.
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>>186798530
Buff it by giving her a string bikini or bandaids bikini.
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>>186798645
She's as flat as a chopping board, it's not normal for a girl her age.
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>>186798530
But why
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>>186797541
I-is that bigger than Cassie??
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Is Seris a good healer? Or should I buy for Jenos?
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>>186798882
She survived on a diet of baguettes and semen when she lived on the streets, it's to be expected.
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>>186798882
Perfection isn't normal.

>>186798998
It goes Jenos>MalDamba>Seris, but Seris isn't that bad and is pretty fun to play.
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>>186799132
>Seris isn't that bad and is pretty fun to play.
seris is a tier below damba because she cannot switch heals fast enough to sustain both tanks and carries
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>>186798998
Seris is the best ratio of skill to heal output needed barring Jenos because he's obviously overpowered
She's very easy to play like Ying, the toughest support to pin down, one of the strongest AND quickest heals in the game, and can't be shut down like other healers since her only counter is cauterize III
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>>186798085
Yeah im doing it anon, no worries ;))
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Just delete skye and maeve
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>>186799273
Yeah but it's easier to hit heals and she is safer to play because of invis and rend soul. For a beginner she's as good ig not better than Damba.
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>>186798998
Seris feels similar to Mercy where, when you lose, it feels like you did absolutely everything you could. Like "well that's pretty much it, I did everything perfectly but we still lost".

She's not amazing but she never ever dies unless the enemy team bothers buying illuminate.
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>>186799405
make maeve like
>>186787785
increase the skill cap while buffing her so shitters cannot stomp other shitters by smashing their heads onto their keyboard
also gives her depth and skill ceiling
>>
>>186787785
then her defeat line "NOW I HAVE TO GO PICK UP ALL OF MY STUPID KNIVES" no longer makes sense

also they can just add a seperate boomerang character eventually
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>>186784059
That means you're not contributing to shit, I've been getting 16
for winning and 6 for losing.
>>186784698
Gold is average but you might jump up a bit after your first promotion
>>186786426
we won
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>>186799405
Make them top tier instead.
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>>186792110
Chad Grover tier
>Ferocity

BBC Tyrone tier
>Deep roots

Virgin tier
>Rampant blooming
>>
if skye wants to be even just situationally useful at higher levels of play they're going to have to add or change things to/ about her kit because it's fundamentally non functional once players have a brain and play together/ periodically turn around/ understand character strengths and weaknesses then exploit them
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>>186799683
You're talking about skill floor too, i'm tired of shitter magnet characters that are also annoying as fuck to play against or have on my team.
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Ash mastery skins when?
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what the fuck is wrong with Jenos? I haven't lost once since I unlocked him.
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>>186800821
Hes OP,simple as that
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>>186773646
Is zhin considered the best flanker lately?
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>>186800821
It's more like "what the fuck is wrong with the other team" because lemme tell you, jenos can be locked down pretty easily if the other side isn't retarded.
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>>186800493
yeah but that is a given because you cannot buff maeve without increasing both skill floor and ceiling without more than 70% of your playerbase complaining
>>
what would be an equivalent for Lucioball in Paladins?
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>>186801059
uninstalling the game and kicking hirez employees in the head
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>>186800924
>run after a well protected Jenos
>die
Heh
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>>186800924
>jenos can be locked down pretty easily if the other side isn't retarded.
*lifts you up*
*floats away*
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>>186800895
Pretty much.
Not because he's particularly good, but because he has a place in a tank-dominated meta.
A player who knows what he's doing and has the right cards can annoy the shit out of the enemy team by simply abusing counter and billow to stay alive as long as possible while walking into their faces, taking away pressure from the rest of the team while they pick people off and cap the point.
So basically, he's decent because he can be a pseudo-tank.
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>>186801157
>going alone
nah
>>186801181
This doesn't stop me from shooting you, I just have to aim down.
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>>186800970
hirez is entirely capable of lowering a skill floor while buffing a character
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>>186796359
Nope
>>
>Ruckus is losing repulsor fields for micro missiles.
>D.va is getting her defense matrix halved for micro missiles.

Illuminati?
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>>186801393
oh so that's why they killed ruckus
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>>186801059
MUH DIK
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>>186801393
blizzard once again stealing the hard work of based hi-rez
>>
>>186801393
>>186801704
It was planned years before the closed beta, we swear.
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>>186800210
Chad tier
Tanks

Tyrone tier
damage

average Joe tier
support

cuckold tier
fl*nks
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>>186797541
Ash is the best! I want an Ash gf!
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>>186801059
Permault Torvalds throwing Maeve between them.
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I only have Torvald, Fernando, Barik, Makoa as tanks. Should I buy Ash or Inara or are my tanks good enough for comp?
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>>186801393
Got the links for the D.va one?
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>>186800895
Zhin's entire kit requires enemies to be brain dead.
And that's why he's having so much success lately.
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>>186800970
rework her

lower her overall damage so she tickles while increasing her survivability

tracer is a good example of a high mobility character that fucking tickles unless you're genuinely good at her
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>>186797541
So where does she stack up, boys?
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>>186801962
Ash is okay but you only really need Fernando, Makoa and Barik for now.
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>>186802054
https://www.reddit.com/r/Competitiveoverwatch/comments/6v53c9/blizz_is_working_on_dva_changes_internally/
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>>186802159
D or maybe even E.

>>186802192
Based hi-rez showing how good they are at corporate espionage again.
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>>186802159
E ffs, it stands for excitement i get when boobs i see
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>>186802192
>39 min ago

You can't make this shit up.
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>>186801393
JUST
A
COINCIDENCE
>>
How do I counter my life?
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>>186801393
>>186802192
>nerfing best girl
as if I needed any more reasons to never touch that game again
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>>186802567
retaliation leggo
>>
>>186802192
what the fuck everyone is angry because it will make her a good dps? that sure is a difference of opinion from /palg/ claiming that the ruckus nerf killed him.
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>>186802627
I remember when they needed to buff her.
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How do you pick Barik and not suck?
His weapon damage is shit, his turrets gets killed super fast even without Bulldozer, he barely has any hp for a Frontline and his shield doesn't last long.
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>>186802159
E, time to dethrone Cassie.
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>>186797541
>those tits
>those muscles
>that ass and thighs
>but HiRez decides to cover this glorious body with that shitty clunky armor
I AM THE ANGRIEST MAN ALIVE
also will be buying her next because I need a new frontline
>>
>>186802371
>>186802396
>>186802797
Anyone know what font is used for V1.0? I'd change it but I don't want to mismatch fonts and suffer an autism attack.
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>>186803045
default leggo (bodyslam) is her literal best leggo until they nerf the fuck out of it.
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>>186802681
That's what makes it insulting. She's always been one of my favorite heroes but when the game released she was shit tier for a long time. Then they buffed her into viability but that was already after I lost most of my interest in the game.
>>
do I have to pay real money to get maeves ally cat skin?
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>>186803241
No sorry m8
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>>186802795
You stand infront of you turrets if your barricade is down to protect them
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>>186803461
weekly crystals
(will take weeks, but also fuck maeve)
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>>186803045
Calm down lad, also how would you like a pirate skin for her, close to Neith's Buccaneith skin?
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>>186803525
Went with Century Gothic Bold 36pt. Start using this chart and not the older one from now on.
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>>186802795
become the third turret, never let go of m1 and you will have top damage. also use your turrets to watch your back and keep you alive, don't put them out in the open and frequently reposition yourself because there's always going to be someone trying to break your 2 turret stronghold.
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Well, it was a nice day today.. It always takes ONE (1) braindead autist to ruin the game for everyone :>
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ash is a d you virgin autists
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>>186804275
Snek probably got bigger titties than Maeve.
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>>186803389
Thanks

>>186803749
That would be good, honestly anything that is more revealing than her current armor
I mean come on, she has the hottest body in the game and HiRez just covers it all up? Fuck sake
>>
>>186802795
unfortunately a ton of his power is in his cards, so you need to make sure you have healing station and forged alloy. Barik has insane self-sustain with healing station, and as long as you never die, you will always top damage.

Tinkering makes his damage insane but architectronics is more reliable.
>>
>>186804435
At least it looks like you had a good run
>>
Is there anything sadder than the fact that they added a potg mechanic?
>>
>>186804583
>she has the hottest body in the game
truly next level delusion
>>
>>186804482
Ash has as much or more titty mass as Cassie does, but Cassie's tits get pushed up in all her costumes so they look bigger for her figure. Ash is definitely an E.
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>>186804709
I guess i had a bit better one the other day but still, there were some nice games except the losses, its always in the loss when one retards ruins everything
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>>186804717
the servers
honestly though top plays is garbaggio and should be replaced asap

>>186804809
lmao no
ash being fit = smaller diddies
cass remains queen, stay mad jelly
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>>186804583
>hottest body

hmmm, but you where talking about Ash so that can't be right. Everybody knows Inara has the hottest body
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>>186804583
I know i'll make a model if i can and spam it on plebbit and twatter
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>hottest body
come the fuck on guys
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>>186804717
the fact that they thought that het Ruckus needed a nerf
>>
>>186805014
We don't count gods, anon. It wouldn't be fair.
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>>186804927
>tfw inara and ash are my favorites

But I think Hi-Rez has done a nice job overall with the girls.
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>>186805102
Paladins is THEE waifu-bait game. Even more so than League of Legends.
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>>186804927
>>186805014
Well not like hottest of the hottest, but indeed fucking hot, gay if you don't agree
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>>186804905
you're a moron, don't try and talk about breasts if you don't know how they work
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>>186805252
t. breast expert
>>
>>186804905
>honestly though top plays is garbaggio and should be replaced asap

I've never seen a good one ever
>>
Is Onslaught supposed to be this bad? It's always the most one sided thing possible where one team thinks shooting blindly into the objective does anything
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lol game is balanced around these guys
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>>186805397
Yeah I am actually, so don't talk to me
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what mp5 item should I get for terra?
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>>186805510
It relies on your team coordinating to take over the point. That's going to be difficult.

>>186805667
Stone of Gaia has her name on it, so it has to be best for her, right?
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>>186805531
Redditors are stupid,in other news water is still wet
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>>186805421
That's because you're playing with shitters, watch this.
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>>186805102
if you're not attracted to Inara you are a homosexual and brobably a pedophile as well.
Praise the mother
>>
>>186805790
>That's going to be difficult.

Considering the average IQ for a paladins player is like 12 yeah
>>
>>186796995
He also twirls around in it.
>>
>>186805864
>tfw you'll never be that good
>>
guys maybe I'm just a little paranoid but Kinessa hasn't been answering my calls and I'm kind of worried
>>
>>186805989
https://paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/0/0e/Evie_SP_Laugh_4.ogg
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>>186804741
>this level of gay
>>
>>186805989
Getting BLACKED by lex.
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>>186806263
meant for >>186805252
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>>186805989
She's not into beta losers anon
>>
>pick inara
>win
freelo boiz
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. . .
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>>186806426
That's not what she said when she was ravaging my boipussy last week.
>>
>>186806357
>hijacking my post
What the fuck just make your own you filthy beggar
>>
what do i do against Evie as Tyra? even if i shoot her with my mark on her she ice block or she blinks back and she gains all her health back
>>
Why don't they just region lock the servers so i don't have subhumans shitting up my games?
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>>186806531
Oh if you're the one getting dicked i guess it's ok and if she doesn't answer maybe she's dicking another boi pussy in a basement somewhere, don't worry
>>
>>186806537
sorry meant for >>186806509
>>
>>186806843
Scylla will never ever be in paladins.
>>
>>186806843
I'm not the one expecting the call though, I'm just being used by her whenever she feels like.
>>
>>186806945
Don't expect her to be, although a champ with similar skills like her would be neat
>>186806958
Ohh booty calls? Nice, wha'ts it like being a sex toy anon?
>>
>>186806734
You don't play Tyra
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>>186806792
this
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>>186805989
Watch Strix's reveal and you might find out why she wasn't answering the calls.
>>
>play anything but jen
>enemy team suddenly has flanks who know how to flank
W O W
BROKEN MECHANICS
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What happened to this thread?
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>>186806426
But the whole game is beta!
>>
>>186807541
Woah did not see that coming, then Kinessa fucks the entire game?
>>
>>186807627
only if she's on your team
>>
>>186807174
Oh it feels pretty great, we goth get what we need without it being complicated. Sometimes after a bad day she is very rough and leave me sore the whole next day, I love it though even if she stretched me so much :3
>>
>>186807525
virgins started talking about boobies and erping
>>
>>186807506
>my entire team is flanks and doesn't know how to flank but expect me to as the support
>>
>>186807757
tfw I am the Kinessa and i fuck the other team
>>186807807
post diameter in mm plz
>>
Mastery skin for Jenos when?
>>
>>186807906
>3 flanks and a pip
so this is how god punishes me for masturbating
>>
>>186805824
Water isn't wet.
>>
>>186807992
I'm sorry I'm not comfortable enough to share it, but Kinessa said I was almost ready for Tyra.
>>
*vomits*
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>hirez is hiring character artists and lead concept artists
i hope the person they hire doesnt make anymore asains or a man in an owl hoodie
>>
>>186808305
>enemy team has a mal'damba
>plays competently sitting in the back tossing gourds on the point and giving snake heals as needed
>we have jenos and seris
>seris takes default legendary and flanks the whole game
>jenos is completely clueless and just walks to mid alone and dies over and over
>end results: mal'damba at ~70k healing
>jenos at ~15k, seris has a whopping 4k
>they complain when I tell everyone to report them for intentional feeding
it's not like reporting even does anything, I just wish I could stop getting matched with "people" like that
>>
>>186808514
Lul, don't be shy and congrats for that promotion
>>
>>186808608
this is the pedoposters chance to finally get something done, they just need to get out of moms basement
>>
>>186805906
Those are some sharp elbows.
>>
>>186808608
I'm going to join and make every future champions lolis!
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>>186808871
I really hate paedophiles
>>
>>186808871
Do it!
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>>186808798
she's a very sharp woman
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>>186809249
she's butt ugly, what is wrong with you?
>>
>hipfire Viktor stays all the way behind
>replies with I play whatever my ass want

why do you even play comp
>>
>>186807992
>I am the Kinessa and i fuck the other team
Meanwhile your team is getting fucked.
>>
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Reminder that Strix is the first stealth sniper in the game.
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>>186809563
His ass wants it, it must be done.
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>>186809684
that portrait is so stupid i wish they would change it
>>
>>186809684
what was his name again?
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>>186810207
sha lynchnigger
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>>186810365
>>
>So many waifus
>next to no porn>So many waifus
>next to no porn
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>>186810556
None of them are good except maeve.
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>>186810556
>so many keys
>no Ctrl+V
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>>186805906
I can dig it.
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>>186810051
Yes they should.
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>play on console because my PC is broken

I'll never complain about anything on the PC ever again.
Also holy shit is aiming with a controller so much harder than m&k.
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>>186810627
>>
>>186812141
Time to talk, anon.
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>>186812210
Why don't I take a seat right over here.
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>>186809591
Their fault for being shitters
>>
>>186811969
Great, now rework all champion portraits to look this good.
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This was me just fucking around with my lvl 4 Skye.
Is this loadout good? I might get the legendary that resets cooldowns with kills.
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>>186812382
Post match guru
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>>186812546
A bunch of 1.5k, duh
>>
>>186797928
hirez fix her goddamit! I just want to play with my waifu in ranked!
>>
>>186812673
Get fucked, bronze
>>
>>186798530
>>186798882
Fuck off normies, you have an entire roster of cow titted girls to play with, leave her DFC alone!
>>
shoutout to all the 1trick maeve shitters ruining all my matches
>>
>>186787785
>rmb goes past people
I like this, but the boomerang thing is kind weird, something that I believe would work is making her F work like Jeno's.
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>>186802192
>Boosters: D.Va can now use her Fusion Cannons while flying.
Stop stealing ideas from paladins fucking blizzard
>>
>>186813001
maeve shitters are the most fun players in the world to bully with mal'damba
>stunning them with snakes as they line up their pounces
>slithering through them as they try their second pounce
>tracking them easily as they double jump as if that will help them
>deal basically the same dps as them while being much easier to aim with
>plop a gourd at my feet whenever they try to get close
>when already winning the match solo ult them and spray/ taunt the kill
it's a shame too because I rarely actually do get to see good maeves who can deal good damage and know when to bail but the vast majority of maeves are complete trash and just fuel my desire to see them fucked beyond belief
>>
>>186787785
in all seriousness a boomerang based characters or even just someone with bouncing shots could be interesting
and I mean bouncing shots like consistent accurate shots you can use to bounce around corners, not like hanzo scattershot hope I get a free kill or point blank shotgun blasts
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>>186813316
>>186813001
no bully
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>>186812210
Is this better for you?
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>>186802795
>how to spot the sub 2k
Don't place the turrets in obvious places, it's better to have less coverage but force the enemy to go out of his way to attack them, you will need good judgement to tell the right places, he isn't a tank like Inara or Nando that can stay on the point and take damage directly, don't put your shield down immediately try to save to counter some huge damage spike like a Sha lin's "READY!" or Drogoz's Salvo.
>>
>>186813428
>junkrat cancer spamming
No
>>
>>186813494
this is even worse
>>
>>186813494
thats disgusting
>>
>>186805906
I'm not a homossexual, fuck off.
>>
>>186813550
I was thinking more like smaller seris projectiles that bounces in perfect angles off flat surfaces
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>>186813494
Is that supposed to be Seris?
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>>186813494
Whoa momma
>>
omg susano is utter shit without his old passive
>>
>>186813494
why do so many artists have a burning hatred for the human anatomy
>>
>>186813747
Yes.
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am i going to fuck this up?
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>he's still in plat (bronze)
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>>186808608
>>186808782
>>186808871
I would if I lived in murrica.
>>
they should just cancel ranked
1) its barely up
2) everyone gets masters anyways
3) we need actual skin unlocked based on skill not how hard you got carried
>>
when did this become /bully gen/?
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>>186813861

You're going to do great, anon. Make us proud.
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>>186813494
delet this
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>>186813494
WHERE'S THE THICC
WHAT THE FUCK
DELET
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>>186797541
YO THATS SOME HOT FEMALE RIGHT THERE
>>
the only thing hotter than hot females is cute giboysrls
>>
>>186814395
what did he mean by this?
>>
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>>186799471
whats wrong? cant aim?
>>
>>186814395
is that a type of bacteria
>>
>>186800694
not soon enough
>>
>>186813550
willo, drogoz and bomb king already exist
>>
>>186805014
>comparing pesky women with the sex god
kys
>>
I dropped from Gold I to Gold III. What is happening guys? I never get a winning streak...
>>
>>186815516
I climbed from Silver V to Silver IV
DO NOT CRY, NOT YET AMIGO
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>>186810207
Nicolas Cage
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>>186814141
6 would be a great beach skin for seris
>>
Why do people play competitive on there smurfs?
>>
>>186815839
They're not interested in fair competition.
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>he is still in diamond (silver)
>>
>lose all 5 of my qualifiers after getting plat
Thanks team for picking flanks
>>
>>186813924
How 2 gitgud?
>>
>>186816124
You clearly got boosted by cheaters, Anon.
>>
>>186799471
She's a literal clutch character, she isn't even that safe too, sometimes I will buy ilum and then there's nothing she can do to escape, unlike Damba that can easily fight off any character 1vs1.
Play Damba if you want to get anywhere as a support.

>>186814528
Just get chronos and eerie presence, you don't even need to aim that well.
>>
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Here's a thing
>>
whoever GGLoRez is, I'm sorry for farming elo off you today
>>
>>186816124
enjoy your 20 minute queues
>>
>>186801393
Listen dude, Junkertown looks nothing like Splitstone Quarry.
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I guess if everyone else is posting theirs
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>tfw to intelligent too be higher than gold
>>
>so many masters in this thread
i thought we had no good players in this thread
>>
>>186819330
>masters
>"good players"

lol?
>>
>>186819623
what is considered good?
>>
>>186820369
at least two championship wins
>>
>>186820369
Grandmasters, since you can't memestack to get to that rank.
>>
>>186820369
being at hi rez martini level
>>
>>186820559
The only acceptable answer
>>
>>186820369
Getting to masters using only maeve or skye.
>>
>>186820369
People who don't tank borders seriously.
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>>186820369
Being an exclusive Buck player that climbs ranked solo queued along with being top 10 GM and holding the number 1 Buck spot.

aka me
>>
>>186820559
ha, thats easy, i made public the fact that i'm hosting 2 Paladins championships, 12 brackets, a lighter as reward for becoming the champ. Since nobody else apeared, me and my team won. Feels good to be a good player
>>
>>186820792
Pls post build and tips.
>>
>have both maeve and skye on my team
How am I supposed to win?
>>
>>186821008
pocket them
>>
>>186820369
A date with Nando.
>>
>>186821008
Pick Makoa and tell them that the best flank will get hot turtle love after the match.
>>
>>186821000
first off you need to just be yourself ................................ ................................................. .....................................
>>
>>186821301
Autistic?
>>
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Uhhhh
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>>186822505
Wow, just another piece of evidence that Paladins is a ripoff.
>>
>>186822505
>expect anything original from ow clone
>>
>>186822824
>>186822836
this reverse bait just makes me sad, like cigaretes
>>
>>186822505
why is hirez so based, I want to join in on the corporate espionage
>>
>>186822824
>>186822836
>>186822505
I don't even know who is memeing who anymore. The dva changes were announced today, the OB57 notes were published the 18th. Hi Rez probably still copying Blizz tho desu
>>
>>186822505
Do you think they're both using the same game balance consultant?
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>>186822942
Sorry anon, just having a bit of fun. If anything it just shows how different people can arrive at the same conclusion.
>>
>>186823126
>two mech based characters both should be using missiles
really fires my synapses
>>
>>186823265
Gotta say it really gets the noggin joggin
>>
>>186823126
ha, baited you, epic troll
>>
>>186823327
I'll fookin end you m8
>>
OK EVERYBODY STOP BAITING EVERYBODY

IT'S MERELY COINCIDENCE THAT BOTH HI REZ AND BLIZZ DECIDED THAT THEIR MECH BASED TANKS SHOULD BE USING MISSILES IN THEIR NEXT PATCH
>>
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>>186823441
aint gonna happen bruh,
>>
>>186822505
>tank
>nerf tank ability

What did they mean by this?
>>
>>186823441
THIS. WE'RE TOTALLY NOT SPYING ON THEM OR ANYTHING.
>>
>>186823605
don't get caught pixie, I actually kinda like your game
>>
>>186822505
palababs?

>>186823552
fast pace action
>>
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>>186823441
>>186822505
Except Ruckus has been using missiles ever since he got Hexa Fire way back when, but whatever.
>>
>>186823326
Yeah it really gets the brain juices flowing.
>>
>>186822505
guys cant you see the differences?
one is 2 missiles and other is a salvo
one explodes in a large area other explodes in a small radius
>>
>>186823687
>he can bringing the big guns every 10s now
OP much?
>>
>>186823646
nah, Holt is the spy, everybody thinks he is just the art boss, even appears at the patch preview, no need to supect. But, when hi rez needs he assumes the indentity of José Fernando, a janitor at Blizzard
>>
>>186823687
Dammit Damba, I'm trying to funpost here
>>
>>186823825
>if we check Holt's twitter he recently traveled a lot
S P Y
>>
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guys we're getting cyber bullied
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>>186823809
But those are small guns.
>>
There's a maeve in every game, can they buff her already so she isn't dead weight.
>>
Can we get a quick rundown on Thomas Holt?
>>
>>186824241
whoever wrote that should kill himself
>>
>>186824368
We cant, its like he hides his past and true intentions as some sort of SPY
>>
>>186824241
>reading youtube comments
You like being bullied or something?
>>
>hi, i'm Tomas Holt and my favorite class is the Spy, have fun
>>
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People say that the first designer skin will be Drybear Fernando, but it will actually be Holt Skye.
>>
>>186637296
>>186637296
>>186637296
new
>>
>>186824875
You fucked up
>>
>>186824875
Nani?
>>
>>186824875
Very funny anon.
>>
>>186824875
>>
>>186824875
Is this Holt's doing too?
>>
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the state of /palg/
>>
okay ill link it
>>186824725
>>186824725
>>186824725
>>186824725
>>186824725
>>
>>186802159

Every definitely.
>>
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>>186824875
you double niggre
>>
>>186770974
>>186771786
>>186792607

I have a great Ying build, and it's pretty shatter heavy but with a heal balance.

Lifelike for my legendary, so my heals help multiple ppl. (I know, but in my experience, it's outweighs the reduced amount of heals)

Pursuit IV - FAST illusions
Carry on II - that last longer
Mesmerism - and go farther
Encouragement II - (reduced cooldowns when I kill)
Fracture III - activating Shatter gives them 75% of their health back.

These cards extend my healing range while also making my illusions into powerful bombs that go kill for me over and over. I've gotten top play from this build repeatedly. It's hilarious.
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