spessmen on a spess station

first for kill vox

>>186694496
second for seconded

>tfw no qt Vox gf

>>186694496
destroy all shitbirds

If a vox trader enters the station proper ie not the arrivals area, I will execute it for tresspassing as it only carries an ID to trade on our vessel, not to roam it as it pleases

>>186694391
The last thread isn't even at bump limit, are you mentally handicapped?

>>186694903
please do, I love when my ahelps get shitcurity banned

>>186695034
You can't ban me if I pay for the server

>>186695034
Any crime a vox commits can be punished with whatever the officer feels neccessary
what the officer feels neccessary will always be stripping and solitary without an N20 tank

>>186695538
>Any crime a vox commits can be punished with whatever the officer feels neccessary
that is not consistent admin policy
and leaving arrivals isn't a crime
>>186695314
prove it

>>186695816
It's trespassing
You aren't supposed to set foot on the station without announcing your presence and waiting for sec to search your ship first.

>>186695816
It is 100% consistent
leaving arrivals IS a crime as they do not have a station ID, they have a trader ID which authorises them to trade on the station
there is a customs office for a reason :^)

Defend all shitbirds.

>>186696138
>>186696193
lol that is total headcannon
I have never seen this written down or articulated by an admin ever

Silicon tier list fucking WHEN

>>186696301
I've arrested birdshitters before, I will do it again

You don't need an ID to walk through the primary hallways, so it's not trespassing.

is running in the hallways instead of walking a crime

>>186696193
>>186696138
they have a high capacity coat so they can walk around and sell things to the crew like a shady drug dealer

>>186696350
"horrible"-tier: Every single one

There you go.

>>186696450
And like a shady drug dealer, they will be brought to justice.

more vox posting

>>186696193
The ID legally gives them permission to travel in human controlled territories, not just trade.

>>186696410
>security player doesn't actually know the rules and power trips like an asshole
Imagine my shock
if traders commit anything more than a minor crime they are basically valid, especially if you are deporting them
but like I said mingling with the crew isn't a crime, especially if they are also selling things
sitting on the trade shuttle all round is incredibly boring because it's super out of the way, and gets basically zero traffic
the best traders load up their coat and backpack with stuff and find customers to peddle their wares too

>>186696643
I posted all the good vox art I could find

>>186696861
repost from the old thread then

>>186696984
nah

How much would it cost to get someone to port a race over?

>>186696695
neckbeard observatory 613 is not just human controlled territory, it is a private Nanotrasen research station and is under the juristiction of Nanotrasen security forces
Nanotrasen can pick and choose who is allowed in

>>186696350
>-Benevolent overseer tier-
>-Defined by their laws tier-
>-Lives for loopholes tier-
>-Autismotron tier-
>-Validbot 9000 tier-
>-SUBVERT ME tier-
>-Incoming silliban tier-

>>186697068
>how much
they do it for free
but our server won't accept anything that is snowflakey or has fur

if it's insectoid or gross, then maybe
and besides, we prefer homegrown stuff like scootaloos

>>186697206
I must be the only one that misses Adorable Overlord ;_;

>>186697058
I wasn't going to post that one because it offends my conservative sensibilities

>>186697394
Wow you sound like a fag.

>>186696717
>especially if they are also selling things
You mean things they "found" on the station
>sitting on the trade shuttle all round is incredibly boring because it's super out of the way, and gets basically zero traffic
You can have a hall pass after I searched your shuttle and confiscated all contraband.

>>186697394
What a casul

>>186697180
What did he mean by this

>>186697446
Slit your wrists and pour bleach on the cuts you stupid cunt

>>186697180
their ID literally says they are allowed in

>>186697446
Yeah dude he talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded

>>186697538
what I anon
all I see is an empty wallet and some metal in the disposals

>>186697180
>>186697497
Not only that, they can decide who is protected under space law. NT and their representatives (HoS, Captain, HoP) define directly who counts as an enemy of the corporation.

"All IDs are designed to only give access permission to places they are allowed to."

If they can get around the station, they have access.

>>186697687
You don't need an ID to open central hallway doors
doesn't mean your ID allows you to be there

>>186697780
What areas can a Vox Trader access?
Can they get into maintenance for example?

>>186697817
Their outpost/ship and the main station halls, nothing else

>>186697780
The PR that added the IDs says they're allowed to travel and be there.

>>186697817
That would be worrying
A lot of regular jobs don't have maint access.

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>>186697536
Haha, faggot.

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>when someone who plays on /vg/ tries to tell you about lore

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>all these shitcurity players talking a big game about bullying traders

There really is no consistent admin policy around traders but from my experiences, the policy that is usually enforced is something like this:
>Traders have the same rights and liberties as crew members IF they are following the law
>but because they are guests on the station, if they are a nuisance they can be dealt with much more harshly
>minor crimes like tresspassing in maint (where they have no access to), or bullying the clown can be escalated to moderate crimes with high cell timers
>moderate crimes can be treated like major crimes and security can deport or execute (with the captain's permission)
>trade shuttle cannot be random searched on code green
>crew members stealing from traders is not treated as a crime under space law, unless the trader somehow made friends with security
>a trader can nonlethally defending themselves from crew members that are bothering them, but cannot escalate a fight to murder unless they are an enemy of the corporation

>>186697817
the trader ID can open no doors on the station that require access

t. played more trader than anyone else on the server

>>186698716
The best way to ensure traders follow the law is to build a repulsor field around their dock.

>>186698716
OOC-wise, I'm pretty sure they can escalate to murder as long as it is proper escalation.

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>ywn get your Captain dicc succed by the slutty RD under the desk as a way to request more research funding, while you both ignore the chaos outside your office

Am I the only vanilla fetishist here

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>>186698047
I fucking hate mommis.

They don't follow their laws at all.

Why even give them laws if they don't have to follow them?

>>186699023
definitley OOC wise, but usually not in regards to spacelaw
security won't care if the dead assistant was a nigger and was trying to kill you, unless he was a vampire or something

>>186699262
Under-desk blowjobs are a very strong one for me.

>>186699298
Adminhelp it. I flash and trash mommis whenever I can get close to them as officer.

>>186699298
lmao, good job having the presence of mind to get those screenshots

>>186699262
>>186699375
>ywn be the RD and have the captain invite you to his office when you ask for more funding

>>186699262
>tfw you will never get to fulfill your dreams of being the CMO and having a cute paramedic girl fuck you in your office in return for a vat of chloral and all the hypospray
Goddamnit, stealth-workplace-sex beats out a lot of other shit for hottest kink. It's a shame all the ERP serbians are for furfags.

*obligatory waifu chart post here*

>>186699318
Murder is always bad in regards to space law.
And are you sure they won't care? They seemed to care when that kind of stuff happened to me and I pretty much died.

>>186699589
No anon, it's time for silicon charts.

>>186699262
>>186699586
>ywn be the slutty RD and blow the captain while the CMO fucks you so you can get more funding AND the chloral hypospray

>>186699589
THe Nu-Waifu chart is a s shit as the old one, because I'm not on it, and I out-cute 90% of the WFU stock. I'm high quality, bitches.

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This is your medical doctor, say something nice about her!

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Updated Hit List out yet?

>>186699729
My mama always told me, if ya' can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.
Mama was fuckin' stupid though, and so is that purple haired slut for drawing fetishized space porn for all his friends and nobody else.

>>186699729
she looks like i could cable cuff her and strip her headset before she can say ;HELP DORMS

>>186699690
>tfw chloraled, fucked, then absorbed in that order

>>186699626
in my experience, security usually does not care what happens to vox unless they think an antag is involved
that's why long time trader players become really robust
they get bullied all the time and have to solve their problems on their own

>>186699729
>>186699820
Seconding this. Slutty nurses make the best space rape-bait.

>>186699729
lel

>>186698716
>t. played more trader than anyone else on the server
who?

>>186699586
>for furfags
Furfag here, this is a problem.
I like me some humans too, but I can't play one. If I did play a human, I'd be reducing my pool of available tail because there are so many furries who are racist against humans.
Also most scenes aren't workplace related in the fucking least, it's terrible. I'm of a mind to roll sec to do a strip search scene, or maybe MD and a drug rape scene there. I HAVE done janitor callouts and then abducted the janitor at the "messy area".

>>186699817
wrong purple hair, anon

>>186699929
You could maybe do that to me, anon
I wouldn't mind...

>>186699817
It's Joanna Slurp dude.

>>186700627
Who am I thinking of then?

So I've been curious. Why do people hate Vox more than they hate Grays or Plasmamen?

>>186699586
This. Minus the ERP part. Text-fucking is gay.

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>>186700675
idk

>>186700731
Gypsies and jews
Bad news

>>186700731
gypsies are annoying trash in real life, people that roleplay furry gypsies are usually annoying trash too.

>>186700731
Grays don't do anything weird apart from die when they're sprayed.
I despise plasmemes more than vox since they never even RP anymore, people just play them to powergay.

>>186700812
But it's fun to roleplay the bad guy.

>there's a girl in my department that uses the same hairstyle and color as me
what do?

>>186701045
Kill her.
There can only be one

>>186700916
You could just go to a server that enforces hardcore special snowflake RP instead of whining about /vg/.

>>186701045
can you scalp people?

>>186701131
Why would we even keep races in if they're just used for powergay? Powergay's against the rules. Acks were cracked because tehy were only used for that reason.

>>186701045
Discuss hairstyles
Influence her to get a new hairstyle diplomatically
If that does not work
Kill her.

>>186701208
Variety is the spice of life.

>>186701208
whatever minor bonuses that vox or plasmamemes get is negated by asimov and racism

How far can I push racism on this server? Can I refuse service for people if I am cargo or bartender or whatever or would that just be considered griefing?

>>186700731
>>186700916
Honestly, I hate grays more than vox
Their RP-thing seems to be maximum assburger, preferably while playing a head role that's way more demanding than what they're capable of.

pls no one take my nice waifu hairstyle

>>186701338
>non-human
>head role

>>186701338
>maximum assburger
I've always liked greys being spergy, though. Weird greys are cool, normal greys are dumb and should just be humans.

>>186701335
Vox are cunts, they don't get shit.
Plasmemes can tank caplaser shots without hazard.

>>186701338
That's just because most grays are new players that want to be different.

>>186701337
as bartender yes, as cargo no

>Waifus shitting up the server now more than ever
>Waifus shitting on the oldfags
>Waifus got the only man who was starting to turn his attention towards them deadminned so they can continue their shittery

Waifu purge when?

>>186701208
>>186701335
Diona is premium powergay race though

>>186701473
Waifus have always been "shitting up the server now more than ever" since the day the concept of a waifu was invented. Find something new to fearmonger.

>>186701473
If you don't like waifus you could go to any of the several other servers who don't have them instead of trying to enforce your will here.

>>186701709
Wait, what?
There are waifu-free servers? I'll believe it when I see it

>>186701672
>>186701709
Uh oh, the waifu brigade is here!

>>186701818
WAIFUBLUE SHILLS ARE BRIGADING US!!!

median robustitude: most, to least
>roundstart adult diona
>vox
>plasmameme
>human
>grey

powergameyness: most, to least
>plasmameme
>human-vox (tie)
>roundstart adult diona
>grey

>>186701709
Are you implying waifu players aren't shitters?

>>186701953
Are you implying that someone is a shitter just because their character has certain gender?

>>186701924
>robustitude
Robustness is a meme and you can tell a newfag from an oldfag by whether or not they know this as a fact.

>>186702057
Are you implying a female character is the same as someone playing to be a waifu?

>>186702057
Yes

Should I shitpost in the discord or here?

>>186702076
that's just bullshit

>>186702183
Both
Multi-track shitposting

>>186702183
You can shitpost on me ~

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>>186694391
>Put two welding fuel grenades, and an igniter with a proxy sensor on the mining shuttle to kill my target
>Also drop a bunch of paper for fuel
>Miner comes back processes his ore and gets on the shuttle
>5000C
>3000 KPA
>Gets slammed straight back into the glass where the ore is processed and dies.

>>186702183
Stop feeding the discord new players
The discord is the ultimate cancer. It is what will draw /vg/ into the leagues of TG and Bay, another server abandoning it's namesake to "foster a community" because immigrants from non-/vg/ places came and ousted the old playerbases.
Mark my words. /vg/ is dying a slow, agonizing death and has been since the second we started tolerating the presence of a discord for our server.

>>186702208
But it's not. Robustness is and has always been a meme with no true meaning. The only "real" definition of robust is how much of a powergaming faggot you've been in order to avoid "losing".

>>186702110
name one female character that isnt a waifu

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real spess ships when?
like a module you can place to designate a shuttle INGAME would be nice ty coders when

>>186702472
Moi. I've never seen someone call me a waifu.

>>186702592
What's your static?

>>186702110
Are you implying they're not?
Are you implying that whining about "waifus" isn't just shitposting?
Are you implying waifus don't belong in 4chan, the site that invented waifus as a concept?
Are you implying waifu players are any different than the regular player?
Are you implying you wouldn't be placing the blame on the playerbase being shit to another group once females were banned?

>too pussy to go loud
>too little pop to go miami maint mutlilator
>was about to shoot up the shuttle when pappa john resists my lasers, chloral, cuffs before burd bombs the fuck out of us

aaaa

>>186702459
>put his toots to max and tell the AI
>come back like an hour later to see him still there
>remember I'm antag and I should just leave him be

>>186702462
>The only "real" definition of robust is how much of a powergaming faggot you've been in order to avoid "losing".
robustness is how dangerous you are - how prepared you are

>>186702592
Oh look the person whining about waifus was nothing but a waifufag himseld looking for a reason to put his avatar in the spotlight.

>>186702472
siri something

>>186702472
Depends on how you define it. There's a difference between being called a waifu and playing to be one. People are lonely and desperate and will cling to anything that looks remotely female which shows them any attention.
>>186702659
Yes
No
Belonging in 4chan and shitting up the server are two different things
Yes
I don't think I am who you think I am

>>186702736
You've just reiterated my statement; The only definition of "robust" is how much of a powergaming faggot you are.

>>186702685
>he thought he can take down papa john

>>186702826
no I meant '-' as in minus

dangerousness - preparedness = robustitude

>>186702801
Did you know more than two people browse the thread?
It's true! It's sometimes even over a hundred different people!

http://pochi.lix.jp/k_kisekae2.html
Make your fucking statics faggots

>>186702968
terrible creator
how the FUCK do i read moonrunes

>>186702968
Everything made with this looks like a misshapen abomination. Post a better one.

>>186702957
Oh look at this pathetic peasant pretending to be someone else.
What a poopy-head.

>>186702968
>using a creator
No thanks, I commissioned mine

Does anyone only go to the research base when they play science? I'm an anti social faggot who doesn't want to accidentally blow up the station or release a million slimes. Also what the fuck is xenoarch good for, am I supposed to give powerful weapons to the station or something? I usually just horde and have a very inconsequential round.

>>186701045
my own clone, neither will be virgins etc

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>>186697291
Mantids would be sorta neat but I just know how much the waifufags would fuck everything.

Maybe som fookin' Prawns?

>>186703202
Find large artifacts and get in the way of the token cultist base just by doing your job

>>186703615
>Mantids would be sorta neat but I just know how much the waifufags would fuck everything.
Now I would love to see mantids.

>>186701709
>servers without female statics
Huh?

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>>186703443
i like this idea

>>186703202
It's an autism job like xenobio but with more work and less rewards
Every once in a blue moon you hit the jackpot with a heal aura artifact or EMP on malf
You can even find artifacts that make you antag
But most of the time it's something that does nothing noteworthy. If you're lucky.

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>tfw you'll never have your dream ss13 server because your a poor wageslave with no sense of coding, or spriting, with no disposable income to host
>could learn to code, but that just puts another thing on the list of already packed weekends that I never really get done fully anyways because of social obligations
>and anyways, even if you did magically get one running you'd need to suss out good admins, and if you want your community to fully flourish, you'd probably need to attach yourself to an already large community to at least kick start things, like baystation with bay13, /tg/ with /tg/, and how /vg/ started on /v/

Lmao being a normal fag is a mistake. I just want to spess.

>>186703749
>autism job
I realized I only ever play the autism jobs. I basically am of no use to the station ever. Except for mining sometimes.

>>186702815
If you don't like waifus you don't like anime.
If you don't like anime you don't belong in 4chan.
If you don't belong to 4chan you don't belong in /vg/station.

>>186703938
What did he meme by this

>>186703938
can you go back to your containment board please

>>186704008
>>186704027
What did he meme by this

>>186704008
>>186704027
>>186704171
What did he meme by this

>>186703938
I'd rather belong to you, anon~

>>186704281
Are you a bird?

>>186704336
N-No
I'm human!

When are lolis going to be added to the game?

>>186704396
Awww how cute.
She thinks she's people.

>>186704423
no here likes DFC sadly

>>186704423
>no shotas

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>>186703615
>mantid 'ling
>some furfag wants to ERP
>lead him to maint
>sting and rip his head off
>ahelp report him

>>186704423
AI core and holograms already have lolis and shotas, thanks pedos.

>>186703615
>>186703615
I've always wanted an insectiod race, sort of a combination of formics from enders game and Bugs in Starship troopers
>can't speak, but have project mind
>have a hivemind speak like changelings
>4 legs, 4 arms
>reduced dexterity
>restricted to janitor, cargo tech, assistant, and of course mime
>space proof(?)

>>186704465
I'm just as much people as you!
I'd belong to you but that doesn't mean I'm lesser!

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>>186704576

>>186705015
Could make for an interesting replacement for xenomorphs but they're too large to fit in vents.

>>186703749
There was that radiation artifact that killed the whole station that one time.

>>186704576
>>186705015
I WANT THIS

>>186705239
Bird sec lived

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>>186704576
>retarded insect race with private shitposting mind talk
FUND IT

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>>186703615
Oh boy, this'll be thri'keen waifus all over again!

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>>186705576
>waifu fags already ruining things

>>186705576
>>186705750
It didn't even take half an hour.

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>>186704576
>the insectoids on the station are simple worker bugs
>their species has queen on a distant planet who can talk to them over mind talk (admin)
>she sent them to human space to be cheap labor for nanotrasen
>but they have ulterior motive to gather intelligence for upcoming Bugger invasion

>>186705750
>>186706007
What's wrong?

>>186705576
CUTE

we really do need a non-humanoid species

>>186706474
diona nymphs
boners
ian

>>186706474
we really do need only the human species

>>186704576
>>186706148
sounds better than scootaloos desu

>>186706536
>borer boners
YES

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>>186702968
I want out of this fucking game

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>>186706474
MARTIANS

Can't waifu a meatball with tenticals. And if you do there is someone that does its super obvious that they have brain problems.

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>>186702968
I already made her but I guess I'll post again.

>>186706708
>Can't waifu a meatball with tenticals
Are you this retarded?

>>186702968
>>186706628
>>186706710
>making your character in a porn game
Lmao, you're just asking for it.

>>186706834
Yes

>>186706837
So what if I am!

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>>186706834
It's even canon

>>186706834
If it exists, it can be waifu'd

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>>186706708
If you seriously think no one can sexualize tentacles, then you haven't been on the internet very long.

>>186706837
Asking for what exactly

As I recall the citizens of VG would never do anything sexual even if they're playing a porn game

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>>186706708
>can't waif a meatball with tenticals
Man's dick knows no bounds.

>>186706837
>porn game
Is it really a porn game if all you can do is poke and prod at tiny pixels without any really sexual stuff going on?
Also, asking for what, Anon? What're you gonna do?

>>186706834
You do realize that the more alien the creature is the more charm waifuing it has, right?
It's why the only shitty and annoying waifufags are the ones orbiting human "females": they're plebs

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>>186707251
Set phasers to VALID.

Rev is the best gamemode

>>186694634
>tfw no one will ever make sweet art of you
feels really, really bad man

>>186707251
If this isn't fully animated I hereby declare it on this very day and under the blessing light of good references: shit

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I wanna fuck Johnny Caldwell so bad

Great job on the esword find trader buddy, that ling got dumpstered hard

>>186707420
>fully animated

>>186707389
that one was probably commisioned

>>186707431
Gay.

>>186707431
t. Johnny Caldwell

FONG LAI IS GETTING BUTTFUCKED BY A FURRY IN BAR MAINT ON CITADEL

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>>186707571
FULLY animated

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>>186707420
It has the standard four directions and a slight hovering bob. Not able to do justice to the original mars people UFO animation

>>186707765
Maybe have those little red bits rotate around the craft? Least you could do without outright muddling the sprite.

Why can't I get away from this place.
I hate every single person I've ever interacted with here, the game isn't even fun and I feel like I'm wasting time whenever I do anytging related to it.
So why in the fuck do I feel the need to constantly come back?
mini rant over

>>186708125

Spessmen is a social game, but with gameplay

Every single rounds starts the same, but end up vastly different because this is a player-oriented game.

You are having fun, and you want to have more fun despite being a fucking dumbass

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>>186708092
Could do, early draft had them as a painted stripe that was coloured to match the department the scoot worked in

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>slightest show of affection towards another spessman gets you bwoinked
>there is only valids and violence

>>186709145
things that never happened

>>186709145
>go to bar and eat a burger the mime was cooking
>"thanks mime!"
>mime immediately stuns you and drags you in the back to be slaughtered
every time

>>186709145
IC relationships are tolerated. I'm sure even hugs and kisses wouldn't get a bwoink. The problem is when people start saying things like "Greyshirt McShit gets out his enormous smelly dong" or "Faggot McAssfucker says FONDLES TIT LETS HAVE SEX"

>>186709145
Just keep your affection on the down-low. Don't be the kind of person who lets the whole world know he's fucking another spessman.

>>186709794
A clown positioned himself in funny ways that made it look like something dirty in photos and he got a perma for it.

>>186709794
>kisses wouldn't get a bwoink

[08:19:54]SAY: [you know who it is] (@236,276,1) As Galactic Common : Kiss me you fool! "[same thing] smiles and gives [redacted] a kiss on the lips." Didn't ban them because it wasn't an outright ERP but consider this as their last warning. If they lewd it up, perma both. by Mustardtiger (Culinary Apemin) on Fri, March 25th of 2016

>>186709145
Hugs are allowed. Handshakes and headpats are as well. Kisses are fine. anything beyond that is not allowed.

>>186709961
I'm aware. There's a difference between fucking a cat (even as a joke) and kissing a co-worker. If you can't tell the difference, get help.
>>186710074
That's just a note and judging from [redacted] and [you know who], you should not be surprised that people thought they would do more.

>>186709145
>try to punch someone in the mouth
>accidentally hug them instead
>killed by everyone on the room
>kick and a warning
When will this end?

>>186710235
No one fucked a cat, are you pretending to be retarded?

>>186710235
But who was it?
Whorena?

>>186710315
Is that not what you're referencing? Also, wasn't that Leonid?
>>186710360
Yup.

>take my uniform off
>another assistant sees
>three day ban for lewd exposure

>>186710520
>qt doctor strips me to put me into cryo
>we both get banned

>set my character's gender to woman
>get permabanned for being lewd

>Four girls in the admin staff
>Even more admins that play female characters
>Some were even waifus
So why is anything even remotely feminine banned?

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>>186709794
>tfw posting imgs in a paper to make an updated xenomorph lewd magazine in the library, because all the stuff we have is outdated by about 3 years and there's new stuff out there
>BWOINK by meetmeindorms: this is a Christian server, if you do that any more I'll give you brain damage, bye!

>>186710520
>get coated in blood
>go to the aux bathrooms to go stick my clothes in the washer
>BWOINK: This is ERP, knock it off and put your clothes back on.
>don't put my clothes back on, get banned

>slip and strip someone
>BWOINK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING STRIPPING PEOPLE
>type as fast as I can I'm turning the sensors off
>BWOINK okay carry on
>feel three admins watching me as I cut the head off and space it
Dodged a bullet here

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>someone walks 2 tiles near me
>ahelp for invasion of personal space and rape
>they get banned

>>186710847
Only sorta related but I actually relish those moments when I get coated in blood and stuff, it's always nice to have an excuse to goof off from work and go take a shower. I don't even know why, I guess I just like being clean, even in spess.

>>186711269
Are you me?

im trying to be a better waifu

can you guys tell me what i should do more of and do less of

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>>186707431

>>186707431
me too, and i'm a dude who plays a dude

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>>186711884
Stand still and custom emote bitch tears when I punch you in the face

>>186711884
Who is a good waifu in your eyes?

>>186712239
cyrridven

>>186710771
post girls

>>186710771
>4 girls in the admin staff
but only 1 biological female

>>186712746
>socachaca
>kammerjunk
>probe
>pomf
and then some trannies

>>186713432
wew
spoiler overload breaks it entirely

Reminder that the vox did space 9/11 and that grey immigrants want to erase western space culture and enforce space sharia law.
Also the reason that plasma "men" (boys) are overrepresented in the brig is because they have a genetic affinity for greytiding.

>>186713658
>greys being space Muslims
No

If anything they're space Chinese

>>186713658
Stop it
Get your modern politics out of my fucking Scifi game
I like this shit because it gets me away from all the retarded bullshit going on in the real world, not because I can use it as a platform to further preach about retarded bullshit through thinly veiled analogues.

>>186713834
this
we imported them to do our taxes

>>186713834
Fair enough. Catbeasts can be space muslims then.
Also Diona are all yard workers that are just taking jobs from hard working space men.

>>186714157
BUY NANOTRASEN
END FREE TRADE TODAY
FREE MARKET IS A VOX JEW MARKET

>>186710074
>Mustardtiger being a validhungry faggot
wow shocking

>We have a zero tolerance policy for ERP. You were warned and you did it again. Appeal on the forums in 3 months if you can keep it in your pants long enough.
Isn't a 3 month ban a bit harsh?

>>186710315
>me "lifts Runtime's tail"

>>186714427
Yeah, it should have been a byte harsh. 24 months with no appeal

>>186714427
the real question is, if you sexually harrass a qt 3.14 robot is it sexual harrasment?
since ya know robots don't have gender

>>186714729
I hate you

>>186713946
Thank you for convincing me to make a satirical /pol/ character whose gimmick will be going to every individual crew member and bringing up the subjects of space immigration, egun control, and the over feminization of space society.

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>>186709145
there is also autism

>>186714873
Some poor skeleton lad says "Yes, most definitely."
Don't feel up the borgos.

>>186714729
le reddit

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>>186714873
Osi was cute as fuck i wanted to jack into her USB port

Quick shill your waifu
>qt french security officer trap

>>186700731
the extra prepositions bad grammers be of yesings plx thing is really fucking gay and tiresome to read. everyone who plays them is a total faggot other than like exxion and ziigzu. I really really really dislike their design, big fucking melon heads and pencil necks. their hardsuits look fucking ridiculous too.

people don't mind the other races as much because nobody bothers to play them on the regular. vox are pretty much just plasmamen with fewer downsides and a free metaclub.

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>want to play
>click Join Game
>my favorite job isn't listed
>check manifest
>all spots taken
>all listed as Inactive

so, how exactly do you steal an AI?

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>>186715258
>french

>>186716002

Click the AI with an AI intellicard and it'll load it into the item you can carry with you.

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>>186709145
>picks up the meme clown game for the forced as fuck anime roleplay that like 10 other people might be actively interested in
>whines to the thread when people give him shit about it

who plays fong lai on citadel tho???

>>186716256
that it? what can the AI do when it's in the card?

How do you tell the difference between an actual newbie and someone RPing as one?

>>186716560

Nothing but speak to its cyborgs and over radio iirc unless you enable wireless control after you put it on the card.

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>>186716349
>zizek
/leftypol/ not welcome here

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>>186705576
>no bug girl medbay waifu
Why remain alive?

>>186716625
one knows how to do stuff, the other is useless

>>186716625
Actual newbie isn't an insufferable faggot trying to ruin the game with "muh roleplayz CMD heehee" heavy RP bullshit.

>>186716625
actual new players will respond to instruction when given
"I'm just pretending to be dead weight" people will outright refuse to do certain things even if you try walking them through it

t. QM player

>>186716783
/pol/ isn't welcome here in any form. Back to your containment board, Reddit.
When is Hiroshimoot going to build a wall to keep you insufferable "totally not redditors guise pls upboat and circlejerk me!" faggots out?

>>186714427
i'd risk saying that a 3 month ban for a single line of text is kinda going over the top

>>186716780
I ghosted someone who stole an AI once and the AI threatened to terminate itself and was constantly telling his borgs to come save it, does it have to stay muted and card for the rest of the round?

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>>186717037
come on dude don't be mean.
Why do you have to shit on people's opinions all the time?

I bet you're a jew.

>>186716783
I just think old Slaveboy Zizzles is funny desu
Theftypol and le PTD mafia are a bunch of retards.

>>186717168
No, Anon
/pol/ is the jews. The second they gave in to the whims of statism, jingoism, and contentment, they gave the Hebrews the keys to their minds and became simply another JIDF tool to be used and disposed of at will.
Eternal Paranoia is the only way to stay truly awoken.

>>186717095
It is still bound by all of its laws, so if it was asimov, the person stealing it could just tell it to not speak to any of its cyborgs or speak to any humans.

>>186716625
>spawn asa wizard
>no clothes, mutate, belt, teleport
>teleport to the station naked like fucking Arnold in the terminator
>put on greyshit clothing in the locker room and grab a discarded plastic bag
>walk over to holodeck
>Ivy Stocker is lounging on the beach drinking beer from a keg
>'Uh Hey I'm lost
>Ivy grumbles about new people
>'I have no idea what I'm doing'
>Ivy starts grumbling about Nanotrasen
>BIRUZ BENNAR
she was a very angry soul stone

>>186717095

If it's on asimov you can just tell it to not speak to anyone including cyborgs or if you just need it for the objective, I believe the intellicard even without an AI counts.

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>>186717037
>/pol/ is not welcome here
strawpolls have indicated that half of ss13g browses /pol/

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remember the days before /pol/?

I can't even browse /tg/ anymore without people making analogies of the races in pen and paper games anymore with inciting a /pol/tier spiel about modern races relations.

I want to go back. back to the past.

>>186717889
Did her stutter?

>>186717402
https://youtu.be/R7ytxS_Mu_E?t=1m17s
but unironically

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>>186702968

>>186718089
to play those shitty games that suck ass
if you're bothered by intersectional clown politics and white supremacist street fighting then you should probably dip off the internet for a bit. I'm probably going to at this rate it's getting fucking ridiculous

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>>186702968
wasn't there an updated english version of this?

>>186718089
yeah I remember the days before /pol/
I was a cringey lolbret who browsed shitty boards like /tv/

now I browse patrician boards like /his/, /out/, and /pol/

>>186702968
I play as a dude tho

>>186718089
You surely mean the new /pol/. Not for discussion of anything politically incorrect, but for discussion of only one side of politics, only powered by the other side feeding them abstract (You)s.

daily reminder that 100% ethnically homogeneous Grey stations are basically utopias

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>>186709145
Admins have literally admitted they will ban and catbeast for kissing or even going on a "date" at the bar.

>>186718717
>personal agency is like cucked and mad gay bro my cool internet friends told me

>>186718787
>going to /pol/ for political discussions

>>186719121
>let's just let people do krokodil give their 4 year olds hormone replacement therapy
>it doesn't effect me so whatevs

>>186717548
heh, fucking ivy

>>186718787
it's been largely compromised since the election. most of the threads are just bot generated shit

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>>186719435

>>186719082
>catbeast
maybe
>ban
nah
where did you get this info from anyways

>>186719082
I seriously doubt it without proof.

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>>186702968

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>Tfw screen is frozen but the chat keeps updating and restarting the client does nothing.

Welp

>>186721276
whoreoise cuntelle

>>186721292
i wanna fuck reimu

>>186721292
but did you ahelp it

>try to disarm someone
>accidentally hug
>you are banned for 1440 minutes
Woah...

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>>186719121
There is more to life than wealth and individual liberty.
Humans have an inborn desire for group identification and some sort of abstract purpose.
These needs are insufficiently addressed by libertarianism and classical liberalism, which view people as simply economic units.

>>186721413
Yeah, no dice, could be they replied while I was reconnecting though.

>>186721292
screen freezing is the byond problem, downgrade to 510.

>>186721309
Not a whore or cunt

>>186721857
God I hate this fucking client.

is fong lai a girl

>>186722021
not our job to educate you

>>186721530
>I need my government to tell me who I am and what groups I should belong to

>>186721530
I agree with you about wealth. As for individual liberty: I believe that the preservation of free will is one of the most important principles of life. However, because the Earth has become so crowded and chaotic, and filled with disparate groups with a tendency toward bellicosity, it is very difficult for us to imagine how a society that does not infringe upon free will could even operate, let alone succeed.

>>186722000
i know how you feel pal.
i know.

>>186722242
>i have internet arguments by being intentionally disingenuous

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Hi ex-fagmin here

On a scale of 1 to 10 how terrible is the community right now

>>186722563
Thread is a solid 8 or 9, in game is something like a 6.

>>186722563
10

dont even bother

>>186722563
I think it's better than it was 10 months ago. There are a lot of new players breaking little rules and making mistakes, but it feels a little less hostile overall. Can't say I can give a number though. I don't know. Was 8-10 10 months ago, now is at a solid 8.

>>186722563
Better ever since you left

is the citadel RP server worth applying for if I play this game for the RP?

>>186705750
>>186706007
you newfags, thri kreen waifus are way, WAY older than this.

>>186722563
Fuck off Dragonbro you just make shit worse all the time

>>186722690
where can I go
I just want to have a fun time as Security

Rip master plan
that was the least coherent antag round I ever played

>>186722658
>>186722690
>>186722746
>>186722776

Thanks

>>186722908
Wrong