/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

First for inner circlejerk is cancer

>>186641849
second for can't name names

>>186641849
Is that you horsefucker

>>186641914
t. illuminati

>>186641914
curry
Languagez
MercilessSpy
green

and a few more I can't remember

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Nessi is hacker

If we're talking about the PS4 crew then I think the PS4 crew is keeping me playing the game more than anything, I'm sure there's an inner circle but that's just friendships formed through years of dealing of Jewstar's bullshit

.t newguy

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Post your character and your default walk style and emotion

Tough Guy and smug

cheesing pac standard is RADICAL

>>186642379
2 of those people haven't even been active in party chat or the game for weeks, you don't know anything

>>186642972
k

>>186642681
And what happens when they patch it big boy?

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>>186643185
>>186642972
Just rest it negros, lets talk games
>>186642567
Tough Guy, Observant/Thoughtful (not anglo)

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>>186643575
>>186643185
got the wrong post number
>tfw

>>186643575
>Observant/Thoughtful (not anglo)
I meant the 'set player mood' thing in the interaction menu, next to walk style

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>>186642567
Tough Guy and Aiming

Please post some Faggios

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>>186642567
I think it's Tough Guy. Definitely smug

>>186642681
It's the bees knees

>>186644779
It's mouth is like a piggy's mouth

Is those special missions you get from CEO/Gunrunning worth doing?

>>186643913
It's called Aufmerksam in german, should be next to the agressive face expression, if you mean that.

Being obeservant of the radar if a Scheisser approaches.

>>186644887
It unlocks the discount prices for the special vehicles so ye

>>186645264
Oh, I htink that might be "aiming" maybe? Or nervous?

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>>186642567
>all these Tough Guys
Where my Gangsters at?
Normal expression for minimal fucks given.
https://youtu.be/5qE9wZS0RX0

>>186642567
Having to reset your character's walk style and mood every time you die is too much work for me to bother with them

>>186645612
You don't have to reset it when you die though?

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>>186645517
Gangsters best style

>BasedViva is online
Ayy, what you up to viva?

Finally won my first race with the shit xa-21. It drives well, but sometimes I swear this thing is the slowest piece of shit.

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Ohhh, it was Gangster after all

Dabbing action when??

>>186645836
Checking my style shit. Prolly gonna see if I can glitch the duffel bag onto a loadout in a bit

>>186645682
Have you looked at your character's face again after death? Mine gets reset to look like the Normal look regardless of my setting, and I have to set it to another mood then back to the one I was using for it to work again.

>>186646015
Come to think of it I can't remember the last time I died in freeroam

>>186645982
>glitch the duffel bag
Didn't realise taht was still a thing

>>186646136
Because you hide in passive all the time?

>>186646265
Because I don't play in /gtag/ sessions and don't bother anyone, and people almost never bother me.

>>186642567
>tfw no better personalities
>tfw no commander personality that gives you the animation style of the F.I.B agents
>no style to be a loudmouth sassy assassin


why this

>>186645982
Dabbing now

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>>186646727
>keep forgetting stuff
I will stop posting now, going to bed

sleep tight porkers

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>>186645694
Like this very much.

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>>186646727
>dabs while busting your knee

hows the unnofficial online for GTA V shaping up?

>>186647221
>shaping up
>SHAPING
>UP
It's not, it's terribly unbalanced and at the end of it's life.

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>>186642567
Normal and normal

>>186647308
>unbalanced
what do you mean?
im talking about the unnofficial 3rd party online, i tried it a few months ago but it was only barebone RP servers back then

>>186647389
Much like the current regular servers, it's pretty much the same thing, and ye very barebone. Haven't checked back in a while since it felt like nothing was really happening with it anymore.

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Nail polish for both genders when?

>>186647610
I'll polish your fingers with my ass, faggot

>>186647610
I didn't even think there was nail polish for girls?

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>>186641660
Who are the best members in PS4 /gtag/?

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Got 'em. I feel kinda bad about having to take 3 tries and fucking over the poor kid who just wanted to do his mission, but I finally got it

>>186646727
>>186646890
Doing it while kicking someone down just isn't the same. I want the double tap to be something like this
https://youtu.be/zIyQ6htlwg8?t=4s

>>186648026
captain jaszmine

>>186648472
Ye, such a fucking slut

>>186648026
>Haku
>White

>>186648737
>pass user

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>guy you play with sometimes and spill your autism with turns out to be a youtuber with 2 mil subs and he streams gameplay videos featuring your unique username spewing cringy autismspeak that regularly get tens of thousands of views

Link to the discord server?

>>186649246
>2 million subs
>only 10s of thousands of views
Pleb.

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>>186642567
Femme and normal,like a real lady

>>186649454
I bet you're a man

>>186649381
thank god it's "only" that much, but having footage involving a few people doing the second best alternative to laying in bed staring at the ceiling get so much views is pretty eye-opening

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>>186646890
>>186647158
Accident dab is best dab

>>186649501
it has gotten me many friend request and private messages so, I'll just stick to it

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Wish we had a proper serial killer in this game that hunts down players when they enter the forest or northern beaches.

>>186649804
Please no. That'd be horrifying, and eventually annoying.

>>186649454
>PS4Circlejerk.jpg

>>186649454
Why does her face look photoshopped on?

>>186649990
pussy

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>>186650028
>Yeah the boys

>>186649267
https://discord.gg/xqxDqp

>>186650179
>Lusting over a tranny
PS4 and PC aren't so different after all

>>186649454
this is a pretty good photo now that i look at the crowd

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>>186642567
Normal, normal

>>186649267
discord.io/gtag

>>186650572
Is that PC only?

>>186650781
99% of it is PC, but we've got like 3-4 PS4 players

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>>186642567
posh normal

>>186644079
sorry about the shadows

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>>186652173
based taste in biker club

>>186652868
the couch out front makes it comfy

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>>186642567
Tough guy and normal

>>186654765
My one big complaint with it, I really wish that the door at the top of the stairs worked, leading into the second floor of the clubhouse. Such a missed opportunity.

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when?

>>186655827
When they fix the online stock market. :^)

>>186655827
This is the most retarded when that people post

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>>186642567
I believe it is feminine.
Picture is old as shit.
Bored when fighting, excited when causing trouble.

>>186655827
if they release that shit and add blackjack, i'd probably cream myself

They can not add gambling because of the fact you can buy GTA's monopoly money with real money

>finally get a good enough PC to run GTA V
>play deathmatch
>invulnerable exploding spics on the enemy team
>all of my fucking weapons are gone, even in freeroam
>this is the only deathmatch happening right now, can't find another
Oh boy my GTA Online PC experience is going swimmingly so far.

>>186656605
>Playing Deathmatch
Well you went wrong there for sure.

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>>186642567
Normal and normal

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>>186642567
Normal, Aiming

>>186656361
Unless R* skews the odds of winning I could see people buying cards just to gamble monopoly money. Shit, its surprising that they didn't do this with the first update.

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INNER CIRCLE EXPOSED! These are the people ruining /gtag/ PS4

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>>186644079

>>186657351
Still keeping the halls safe, Fillmore?

>>186658238
>green
>adonis isnt leader anymore
nice to see that ps4 can do some change ups

how to get the girls of gtag to notice me without being a creeper

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>>186656740
Sometimes you just wanna shoot dudes in a third person shooter deathmatch arena.
At least my weapons came back when I restarted.
>>186642567
Posh/Angry.

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>>186642567
Normal/Normal

>>186660339
impossible for a number of reasons

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>>186660430
I don't think I've ever seen someone else bring it up, but you take really really good screenshots, and I just wanted you to know that they're appreciated.

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>>186642567
Tough guy / aiming

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>>186658481
safe enough

>>186655827
never fucking ever, and I'm glad it's never happening

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>>186642567
Tough Guy and normal

>>186660672
That's very kind of you. Thank you, honestly.

who here still /dedgen/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJkm_MG563c

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GTA V has some pretty skylines

>>186665005
i-i don't remember it being this bad, anon...

>>186665691
It wasn't

OP just got a broken pos

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>>186642567
Normal and normal

Also protips for not shit screenshots for Xbox? This was from the r* editor

>>186658458
what aesthetic is this

>>186658458
would be a cute if not for the raccoon eyes

Im mentally challenged, how do you get into the rockstar editor on PC?

Anyone on PC wanna do the gunrunning vehicle missions with me? SC is Jstgetitovrwith

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>>186665412
I know, right?

I made a good stunt race track. I'm really proud of it. Too bad no one will accept my invites.

>>186670072
Most folks don't accept generic invites to things unless they're really bored or the recognize the name, since they don't show crew tags.

If you want people to try out your created content, ask people directly in-game or in, say, the crew discord. Or post the link to it here so people can bookmark it and play it on their own time.

I still want to have a big PC GTAG game of The Flight Plan one of these days.

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>>186642567
Tough guy / Normal

Why is it that all the chinese people I play with have to be fucking braindead? I've never played with a chinese fucker that knew what they were doing.

>>186670964
they're the people who don't have their parents hand up their ass 24/7

They're probably also flunking out of school

I'm tempted to drop a hard R

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>>186669614
Bumping

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>>186667847
I didn't think much. British Mod/French/Venetian?

>>186668948
How do you think she looks now?

>>186671683
*gags*

too much makeup cannot handle

>>186671813
Gag on my cock, bitch. She is perfect.

>>186672361
your standards are low af

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>>186672395
I'm not that anon, by the way.
I just wanted to post pictures, not fight.

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>>186671683
Your character is disgusting, dude. Please delete her and jump off a 100-foot building as soon as you can so we do not deal with your shit tastes.

>>186672476
>not using tomorrow as theme of choice

Even more tasteless wow.

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>>186671683
Give her a brunnete hair and she'll resemble Stefanie Joosten

so do i spend my millions on that new lovely super? it sounds gr8

>>186672792
Answer these questions:
>do you like the aesthetics?
>are you gonna use it for races?
>do you have disposable income?
If you answer yes to any of those, then buy it.

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>>186672503
correction, viva has the most hideous looking character in this general

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>>186673715
It really is one of the better looking super cars desu senpai.

so, the import export shit, i now have all the cars but i only make like 200.000 with each sale.

>>186672792
According to broughy it has great traction but bad top speed.
Therefore it sucks for stunt races and should dominate at tracks with lots of corners.

>>186675389
i don't race so shud b good

>>186675138
Are you doing the proper sale type?
If you're not selling four cars at a time and spending 80K upfront to mod them and get a 400K sale, you're doing it wrong.

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>>186675138
that's pretty good relative to most things, anon. it might not seem fast but it's probably one of your best means to make money besides heists.

>>186675667
yeah, i guess. something to do while i fill my bunker
>>186675571
what do you mean? how do you sell 4 cars at a time? i'm all by myself, and just take the highest commision

>>186675782
i think anon's assuming you always have three other people to sell with you. just compensate whatever you spend on commissions with vip work. if you have a buzzard, you should be able to squeeze in a few rounds of headhunter.

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>>186658238
>literal who Musclefag btfo: the post

>>186676252
ty anon

>>186673715
Well yeah, I did say that "Rosalina" is a disgusting character, not the MOST disgusting character.

>>186676361
what makes her look like shit? looks decent to me. i don't get it desu

>>186676472
generic tranny waifu #3681

>rotten custard colored messy hair as if she was an Eastern European peasant
>literal pig nose
>mouth curved as if it was smiling the entire time because waifufags want their waifu to be happy they're wearing skimpy clothing all the time
>disgusting man hand
>literally only made for the purpose of looking pretty

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>>186650267
Go figure

>>186676651
lmao all those nitpicking
>only made for the purpose of looking pretty
that is the whole point of why men play as women characters

>>186676651
>call a character ugly
>admits she is pretty in the end
Wat?

>>186677303
>>literally only made for the purpose of looking "pretty"*
Fixed something simple for you since you have the reading comprehension of an autistic 8-year-old.

>>186677298
No, that's the reason why sexually-insecure men play as waifus because they want to play with their own dick.

>>186648030
>spamming the dab
N E V E R
E
V
E
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>>186665412

>>186677408
some crew members i know already have real wives and play as women characters, your argument is only half truth

quit projecting

>>186677892
Ah of course, so that must mean that some guy and his girlfriend both have female characters and they both pretend that their female characters are girlfriends/in a relationship. Complete with snapmatics of them holding hands or appearing to be kissing or flirting each other with lingerie in a bedroom.

Even if you're married or have a girlfriend, letting your autism get the best of you is /not/ an excuse. Quit being a faggot.

>>186678038
why are you talking about two women characters kissing each other in snapmatic, you think every male with a female character does that degenerate shit?

>>186678560
Because that's exactly what a guy and his girlfriend do all the time with their trannies, is that NOT related to people in a relationship still being autistic spergs about their pixelated waifus?

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>>186642567
Same as you my man

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>>186679037
>implying your old man would be alive when it inevitably happens

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>>186646727
>>186646890
D a b

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>>186679539
O n

>>186678662
This speaks more on your own autism than other people's. Why the fuck do you even care so much how other people play their own shit?

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>>186679645
T h e m

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>>186679760
H a t e r s

>>186679752
What, is calling people retards for doing legitimately retarded shit an autistic thing now? You seem way too defensive about this.

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>>186679913
F a m

>>186679918
If retards want to do retarded shit for fun, that's on them. You, on the other hand, are getting way too bent from people minding their own business. Chill out and fuck off.

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>>186679918
Don't you know Anon? Reddit is here now. You can't ever say anything that's negative or they'll gang on you because they can't silence you by downvoting.

>>186677225
>i-it's okay when you're d-d-doing it unironically!

>>186680141
Just roll with it mang, everything will be fine

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>when the inner circle gets compromised
ha ha!

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>>186680102
>is here
you mean they were here for quite some time now, circa 2013 i'd say a big wave came.

It's our own fault
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAjTgMy9mPc

>>186680703
>would you fuck me
>i'd fuck me

>>186680716
Le drumpf has made a new, even bigger wave. 4chan's been getting a lot of attention on Reddit again lately, thanks to /pol/ "acting" like retards.

>>186681034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUEZV6LqiU

>>186681965
>that's assault
Why do Americans have such a boner for calling everything assault? And why did you reply this to me?

how do i get staff for my mc cocaine lab?

>>186671683
I'm still not diggin' the eye makeup, and everyone looks retarded at the police pose.

+1 for not looking like a tranny. that seems like a difficult thing to do, since a lot of people ITT characters look like some tumblr queen.

Does putting GTA on an SSD help with online loading times or is that network related?

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>Beating all 12 levels of vigilante in SA without the military chopper/rhino

That was intense, I beat it with about two seconds remaining on the time limit. The 50% armor increase message popped up before the time limit ran out, but is the HUD supposed to display the larger armor capacity like it does the increasing health bar? I hope the time limit didn't fuck me over on this.

>Supers cost an arm and a leg
>Only really useful in races because opening them up anywhere else means crashing into another car or something else on these shitty streets in freemode
>Better to spend that money on bikes

Is my logic flawed?

>>186684720
>kids in supers trying to catch up to me in freemode
>their car is statistically superior in any way than mine
>crashes into literally everything, giving me more than enough time to get out, stand behind something and combat MG them in the head while they are assaulting my empty personal vehicle
Supers are pretty much garbage. I only bought a T20 as bait to get it destroyed for the insurance cost.

>>186684651
The bar stays the same length, IIRC you can check in the menu, it should display armor as a numerical value somewhere in stats.

>>186641660
Recently got a 500gb TB ssd
will putting GTA on it help with the load times?

>>186683895
Most online loading times are from connecting to sessions. Single player will load a little faster though.

>>186685005
>I only bought a T20 as bait to get it destroyed for the insurance cost.
gunrunning vehicles are more expensive m8, may as well grab yourself a weaponized tampa or something

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>less than a million($795k)
>nasty quick acceleration
>doesn't handle like shit
>not designed like like some edgelord villain car(x80)
>sounds great
>probably does well around the track against more expensive cars
what's the catch? what am I missing?

>>186686060
Oh yeah, I should have bought a weaponized Tampa more than a year ago. Got it.

Just got kicked for being idle while staring at my bunker monitors.
Did they fix it, or am I doing something wrong?

>>186685179
You will see small improvements with load times, but a lot of those load times depends on your connection as well so don't expect a huge change.

>>186687145
the t20 wasn't even the most expensive pv a year ago iirc

>>186686060
Originally the t20 cost 27k when you blew it up, after a while they limited insurance to 20k max. There would be more expensive vehicles under the old scheme but it makes no difference now

>>186687784
It used to cost 28k IIRC as it's a percentage of purchase price. By that logic the weaponized Tampa is shittier than the T20 too. But now all that shit is 20K each. That 28k each time a shitter got baited into blowing it up really stung after a while.

>>186687003
it looks like shit

>>186687003
It's not as fast as the x80

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This game is so boring that all I do now is let my character walk in circles in his bunker while I watch some shows on my computer to pass time until the product fills to $350K.

>>186689595
Wanna do Heists?

>>186689595
You realise you can just activate your security cameras and sit there, you don't have to walk around noob.

>>186689647
Sorry, inbred hispanics are icky. Hope you understand and stay behind that wall.

>>186689908
Different guy, but I got booted while doing that.
>>186687662

>>186689908
Who gives a shit? All it takes is a rubber band. I don't want to exit the camera every time just to see how much I've gathered up.

>>186690018
Bullshit, I'm still doing it and have never gotten booted. Everyone I know does it, stop bullshitting.

>>186690078
Why the fuck are you so booty-blasted, autismo? You do in-fact get kicked sometimes when watching TV as I once got the alert on how many minutes are left until I got kicked soon after this update dropped.

>>186690176
Then you are doing it wrong. Works on my machine TM

>>186690305
How the fuck do you watch TV channels wrong, genius? I simply sat, turned on Weazel News and I still got the message. It doesn't happen ALL the time, but it does happen SOME times.

>You will never get a secret underground monorail that connects your bunker to all your other buildings

>>186690543
That would be too convenient though.

>>186690543
>you will never get a freeplay mission to blow up another player's underground monorail for $6 and the satisfaction of a mediocre job done however

>>186690078
Got booted three times in a row while doing it. Does fullscreen/windowed have anything to do with it maybe?

>>186690487
You're doing it wrong, that's all I can say buddy. Stop doing it wrong.

>>186690775
Same like a building upgrade that gives you "secure" line that lets you access CEO/MOC/etc missions from that building

>>186690902
Yes it does. Full screen causes you to time out. Use windowed mode.

>>186690176
>>186690487
You're the only one booty blasted here, "autismo." Go and jump down a building you sperging monkey.

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how do i get my character to look less gay?

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>He roleplays as a woman in his online video games

So I managed to do Criminal Mastermind yesterday, holy fuck was it thrilling.

>>186692568
Get rid of the dick sucking lips, use a bigger moustache, get a less metrosexual hair style

Anyone knows what's the monthly bonus for daily challenges?

>>186692568
are you wearing makeup

>>186692585
>the hottest one(the blonde) is excited by this
looks like I win, faggot

>>186694139
The weekly one is $100000, I think the monthly one is a million.

>>186694139
Completing daily objectives for 30 days nets you $750,000 and 90,000 RP

>>186694167
yea why

>>186694139
500k iirc

>>186692568
You literally did every possible thing to make your character gay. Doing the exact opposite should make it way less gay. You can't get gayer than that.

>>186695183
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

>>186695410
can i make a new character and keep everything i have now? my stats, moneys, vehicles, mc club

>>186695605
You can pay 100k to completely customize your appearance.

>>186695749
I'll do that, thanks man

>>186692568
Why would you want to do that?

>>186694703
You're not very good at reading facial expressions

>>186695838
And this time don't put fucking makeup on, jesus man...

>>186696101
fine

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WHAT IS ABSOLUTE BEST PERFORMANCE VEHICLE FOR UNDER A MILLION.

-SPEED
-ACCELERATION
-HANDLING

IF YOU JUST STARTED THE GAME AND SOMEONE GAVE YOU A MILLION AND SAID, "EY YO, BUY A RACE CAR WITH THIS SHIT AND FUCKIN' WIN ALL THE SUPER CAR RACES, OR ELSE", WHICH CAR DO YOU BUY?? KEEP IN MIND YOU ARE A SHIT AT DRIVING, SO BUYING THE ABSOLUTE FASTEST THAT HANDLES LIKE SHIT MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST IDEA.

>>186698002
Zentorno

>>186670917
that's a neat looking avarus

>>186698002
Elegy
It's LITERALLY FREE

>>186698128
this

sadly

>>186698128
breddy much this
it's outclassed at this point, but there's no way you won't be able to keep up especially when catchup/slipstream are on

when in doubt learn 2 drive

>>186699995
>Elegy
>supercar
pick one

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Today I got an unsolicited money drop while asking a hot (insane) girl (female) out
this is the peak of my autist life

>>186701621
While? As in a random chick walked into your bedroom, and you asked her out as you were in the middle of playing GTA V?

Congrats, man

>>186698002
still buy a 811 because its absolute fastest and you are absolutely not going to stay shitter if you continue to wrestle with The Beast

I'm rank 220 and it stays in my garage since forever and i still cant drive for shit b-but gotta make a witty post heh

>>186701760
No, I was communicating using my phone while having gold bars rained on me

this general is deader than nelson mandela

>>186705307
Considering that nigger terrorist is 6 feet under and this general still has some life in it, I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you.

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>>186705307
I got a way to revive it for a few minutes

Post parents

>>186705704
>BasedViva completed 25 percent under the bridges
Good job

>>186705704
Sure, how do you access this screen

>>186706787
Interaction Menu > Style > Change Appearance

>>186706870
>PAY UP 100K GOY!!!
No way, sorry.

I know my dad is Niko Bellic and his likeness is 100%; no idea what bitch he filled with semen tho

>>186707176
It doesn't take away money unless you confirm after editing. You can exit the appearance editor without spending the money

>>186707412
Nice, thanks.
As I said, parents = Niko. nothing else matters, any bitch chosen has no effect on my appearance.

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Glasses up for le ded general and ded game

it was a great ride compadres. I hope RDR2 won't be as bad due to the limitations the age gives it, but i bet they'll find a way to squeeze out every last damn penny that is possible out of the online.

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>>186709296

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>>186709472

>>186709296
>>186709472
>>186709690
these look awesome
like a life i never lived due to social anxiety, depression and autism

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>>186709690

>>186709296
I never played RDR so not sure how weird it will be going into RDR2 without the first, guess it depends on how good online is.

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what's the definitive color for this car? I bought it the other day, just because I was bored of not having a fun sports car to drive. matte for now, but I was thinking classic ultra blue.

>>186709991

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>tfw the only reason you ever used hacks was to level your character back to 121 after you were unjustly banned during one of the early banwaves for being overloaded with money spams and there was no way I was going to bend over and get JUSTed by Take Two's corporate syphilis ridden cock

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>>186712712
Hack them, Johnny. Hack them all.

>>186711797
White or silver or yellow or black or blue

>>186713512
i'll try yellow and silver. danke.

Will anything cool ever be added or will it just be a bunch of shitty fetch quests with ridiculous buy in prices?

>>186715012
We just don't know

>>186705704
I thought Rachel Dolezal had two white parents? You're shit at roleplay

>>186717272
Keep at it. It gets stale every other time it's mentioned

does the current money glitch work on pc?

I know the concept is completely foreign to an attention whore like (you) but one can ignore posts, you know that right? I mean there is logically no reason to reply to something that annoys you.

>>186718556
Whatcha talking about? I'm encouraging him to keep doing it till he tires himself out

Like how the 2 or 3 dudes who'd say "Kill yourself" slowed down on that completely

How do people like attention whores in this general not get fucking tired of their lives? Holy shit just imagine talking about a game as dead as gta all day like mrboss.

>>186717427
Has it maybe occurred to you that your attention whoring gets stale too, Dolezal?

>>186645517
>>186645694
>female
>gangster

Switch to tough guy

gambling will never be added to gta online because it would be a pr nightmare

>missed out on the chance to spawn a Romero, too busy running weapons with the lads
I just want to get neat cars

>>186720118
>it will be a pr nightmare
Do you realize what series we're playing?

>>186719857
Good thing I'm not attention whoring :)

>>186720359
gambling in gtao would be a bigger deal than even hot coffee

>>186720365
Not that anon but do you seriously think you aren't? You have a trip and post pictures of your chacrter constantly. It's insanely pathetic like just holy shit do something with your life please.

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Be honest, /gtag/.
Have you ever bought a shark card?

>>186720686
You mean the posts where someone says "Post Characters"? Yeah, I must be a huge attention whore for only posting for those

What cars/bikes/etc would you put on your "should buy as soon as you kind"

>>186721665
Yes

cheesing pacstandard is UNETHICAL

Cheesing Pacific is FUN

>>186722441
Buffalo S

>>186720365
>people are actually unironically this unselfaware

>Ugh, so and so is such an attention whore
>Better keep replying to them or referencing them in general
>Damn, why do other people keep giving him attention??

Lmao

>>186721665
no
I probably would though if it wasn't such a ripoff

>>186721665
Someone else bought the game for me, you think I can afford anything?

>>186720359
Yes. Do you understand that this is a worldwide played game?

>>186721665
used $5 amazon gift card to buy one. used that money to get my first heist apartment. made around $17M legit bux before I cheated up $500M.

>>186721665
Yes. 3 years ago because I had leftover psn holiday bux

1 million used to go a long way. I hate modern gta.

>>186723473
>I-I d-don't care that nob-nobody likes m-me, attention on an anonymous board that talks about gta is somehow something t-that matters

>>186720118
>>186720359
it won't be added because diablo 3 tried with their real money auction house, and south korea shut that shit down real fast.

if you remove shark cards, gambling works. but the idea that real money could be spent on a virtual currency used for in-game gambling purpose, would make it illegal in some countries.

rockstar would rather keep shark cards before they add gambling.

>>186724228
The diabolo auction house actually shut down because it was piss easy to launder money and taxmen around the world were closing in. Nobody gives a fuck if the chinks act pissy, look at China.

>>186724135
Good thing no one actually believes this. Didn't ask for it, but thanks for the attention

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>>186723473
Why aren't you giving him attention? He wants to have a reply from you.

>>186724465
he keeps the general alive dont hate on him for no reason
we should get him a girlfriend, lets call her Basedina or something

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>no tuner update yet

>>186724335
>tfw made up to 20k dollars by exploiting that auction house alone
sometimes being a blizzdrone is not bad

>>186726023
I made around ~$230 by selling max rolled yellows. that act 4 trick of being able to port directly to a rare and burn it down quick with my demon hunter paid off.

I really miss vanilla diablo. it was a lot of fun having to do math before putting on a piece of gear. making sure my stats were right, just to survive. good times.

one of you told me i could spend 100k to re-customize my character, how do i do it?

>>186728087
>>186706870

>>186728224
thanks pal

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Meanwhile on PC

>>186725779
imagine the shark bucks if they finally did it
they'd be stupid not to

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>>186728380
muffled underground honking

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>try to deliver coke with gtag
>someone gets the van stuck and explodes
>try to deliver guns with gtag
>someone crashes the dune buggy in a lake
Thanks for the lost product
I've been trying for hours to get these delivered

You can pick the next part of Gunrunning

>Spy tech
>Hick tech
>Full milsim

Which do you pick and why?

>>186730573
I pick shutting down gta servers

>>186730450
its done on purpose because your not apart of the circlejerk

>>186730450
you also disconnected about a dozen times inbetween those two

>>186730450
do it yourself cuck

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>>186730450
That guy is a dumb fuck but he said he's sorry
It was only 2 drop offs left for him and you'd have lost 80k at most
And you storm off calling everyone else idiots and complain in the thread instead of just rejoining and doing the sale again

>>186728380
You only play during is US working hours so to a non neet, PC is still very much dead.

>>186730450
what time was this for the record

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>>186731020
>>186731040
Im trying to rejoin tho geez.
Also i had to leave not to lose stock

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Me again, help me out here
Going for that old nazi poster look

>>186730573
spy tech as long as they don't fuck up and make it as abusable as the other shit

just more work involving stealth in general would be nice

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>>186731458
It's beautiful, anon

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>>186730450
In my defense the truck behind me almost got stuck in the same way. Was a fucky turn in the road.
Besides, it's not like it was intentional and GTAG did help you deliver your coke after that as far as I know and helped defend your business.
I apologised for the truck, he apologised for the buggy. I understand it's frustrating but storming off and complaining in thread isn't warranted.

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>game/internet fucks me over
>still manage to deliver every single car
Fuck you rockstar/charter.

>>186731698
im just taking the piss while i try to reconnect geez i know t wasn't on purpose or anything

>every shitty webm I make is over 5MB and not even interesting enough to entertain even with lowest quality and bitrate

>>186732923
show us some of your stuff, anon

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>>186733023

>>186712712
I know this feel bro

>>186733740
not awful exciting but it's something, keep it up

>>186733740
The problem is it's too long. Try to keep webms to one quick interesting event.

Is the Oppressor nerfed yet?
Last I played there was literally no reason to use anything else in freeroam.

>>186736363
Interesting events are too intense to press alt+f1

>>186733740
>>186736363
this. short webms make viewing easier and are higher quality because of it.
>>186736626
make sure to keep action replay on, or get playstv or shadowplay

Got the buzzard, no idea what my next goal should be? I'm eyeing the 8m super yacht

>>186737491
do not buy a yacht unless you have hackerbucks, seriously, its pointless

>>186737491
Do you have a vehicle warehouse? Do you have a bunker with all the upgrades/research projects completed? If no, go back and make sure you've done so. If yes, consider getting an Oppressor or something.

i have seen two annes in gtag, one has that blue hair and one has black hair. why is this allowed?

>>186739154
Yes to the warehouse but the bunker seem like such a long term money sink

>>186722032
>but they asked me to attention whore so i had to do it and use a trip