/meg/ - Mass Effect General

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first for flying a big cargo ship with your waifu

alien murder is the best kind of murder

>>186595065
>ywn use Miranda's ass like a pillow

>>186595065
>>186595146
is she sterile?

>>186595197
Does a bear shit Inna woods?

>>186595247
does the pope shit in the woods?

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>>186595289
Why you keep askin' me that, holmes? I told you, I dunno.

who is the most machine person in mass effect?
for example raiden in metal gear rising is just a eye and a brain, the rest of him is a machine

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Heaven or hell, let's do this!

>>186595729
man i hope for a nice asian man

>>186595729
nice, finally included husbandos in the generator

rolling

>>186595805
OH YES

>>186595549
Terminator class T-Shepard

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how does a person have this much drive to right
this post is to all the write fags

>>186596191
WRITE* fuck

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>>186596191
>Chapters: 113
>Words: 847,473

>>186596874
>7500 words per chapter
what's the problem here?

>>186596874
>>186596191
He's got over 3k in reviews. Seemingly people like it which encourages him to write more.

Don't really see the problem here

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>>186594858

I want huge and cool gunships. I want to pilot them!
>tfw you'll never call in Death 1-1 and 1-2 to shower an area in cluster munitions
>tfw you'll never see the limbs of geth armatures shatter and the neck and head exploding in white liquid, courtesy of human anti-armour missiles

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>>186597158
>tfw you will never own a combat ship that has access to a mini gun comprised of tank cannons

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>>186597327

Reminds of the supposedly 110mm rotary cannons on the Longsword in Halo. Of course, they don't specify rate of fire, but still.
wat

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>>186597614
it doesn't spin instead it fires 2 barrels at a time
it only shoots 120 rounds a minute

>>186597857
not canon

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Man, I wish we got to see more buildings like this in Mass Effect. Like the arcologies on Eden Prime, but way more up close. I love the very angular design, too.

>>186597857

Lol, sure. Why not, I suppose.

>>186595549
tough choice

Either resurrected Shepard with all the cybernetic implants, although a good portion of him/her is made from flesh that was unfried (?)

Or Saren, who got lots of cybernetic implant, e.g. his whole arm and the stuff in his face.

I´d say Saren is the most machine person. Geth dont count right ?

>>186596191
Should instead ask that question to the person who wrote that Smash Bros fic.

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>>186598131
no this is elite dangerous not halo

>>186598713
elites are always dangerous, they've got energy swords n shit

>>186598567
i would agree considering how far along he is at the end of mass effect

>>186598713

Yeah, I understood that you were talking about ED.

who would win in a fight 3 squads of turian black watch
one legendary death claw

>>186600052

How large is one squad?

>>186600052
The Turians, if legendary death claw can be taken down by two people, the Turians can have no problem at all.

>>186597158
Stop reminding me of cool shit I'll never do anon, it's very rude.

>>186600174
9 turians total

>>186600401
yeah but mass effect weapons have no stopping power
.50bmg vs grain of sand

>>186600704
Still I think they could take it down, I mean fusion cells have to stopping power either (at least it feels like it) and easily take it down. I mean I think a couple black widows could definitely kill a L.deathclaw

>>186600704
Tutian blackwatch launches a biotic throws into the Deathclaw.
Deathclaw ragdoll.
Deathclaw phazes through the floor because wonky physics.
Turian blackwatch wins.

>>186600704
>grain of sand

Anon, please, we went over this. Grain of sand makes zero sense. Unless they're very big grains, of course.

>>186600958

Fusion cells is the ammunition, not what you're firing.

>>186594858
desu i want to be a femtur's POW and get beaten and raped by her every day

>>186600958
ok i will restate the scenario
>a bunch of people from one of the turian colonies have gone missing
>they followed the source of the missing people to a cave east of town
>they sent in squad after squad of turians but none of them came back
>getting desperate they call for reinforcements
>3 turian black watch squads show up
>after greetings they venture into the cave
>along the way they find body after body of dead turians solders
>coming to the end of the cave they find a giant monster huddling in the corner over a nest
>the squad is in shock while looking at the 15 foot tall beast
>before they could react the beast turns and lounges at the squad
who wins

>>186600704
depends how much energy is in that grain. E.g. a couple of Atoms accelerated by the LHC have the same energy as an Artillery shell

>>186601508
Are there femturs among them? I want deathclaw on femtur rape

>>186595729
Rolling, hoping for a great one this time.

>>186601508
I´m betting on the Turians, depending on the surrounding they can split up and fire at the death claw from all sides, whereas the deathclaw has to focus in one direction.

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>>186602464
what'd you get?

>>186601248
>not what you're firing.
I'm firing lasers right? Sheeeeit if lasers can kill it a black widow definitely can

>>186603982
>tfw accidentally tripfagged

>>186603974
A qt KL with the bonus of Cerberus thanking me for my hard work. All in all a pretty good roll.

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>>186600482

What about transporting rovers, combat vehicles, and supplies in large quad-vector thrust VTOLs?

Supplies to a colony, either going directly from orbit, or flying out to a separate outpost while the ship idles at the main colony.
Delivering combat rovers with mounted 20mm cannons to squads down on the ground, when fast movement is important.

>>186603982

Lasers or plasma bolts.
Or who knows, maybe suits of powered armour is considered weapons in and of themselves. Wait, no, those are powered by fusion cores.

>>186604428
Sounds extra fun and comfy.

>ywn play a weird Volus Civilization-game that misrepresent Earth history by replacing actual history figures with ayys.
>Caesar and roman legions would be replaced by Salarians.
>Napoleon would be a musket-wielding Turian in period clothing.
>Japanese sengoku era entirely played with Krogan characters.
>Founding fathers would be played by very verbose Hanar
>Hitler would be a Volus

>>186595729
You fucker, I hoped for the husbando generator anon promised a thread or two ago.

Here is a what if scenario for you anons.

What if humanity was uplifted by a less combat durable race such as the hanar, in exchange they get to pull draft or volunteers from the planet.

How many of y'all would sign up to go fight an ayy war, and how would you think your humans would treat you based on today's standard of your country's nationalistic pride or culture?

>>186608060
>tfw child of immigrants
>no connection to old or new nation
>culture of ancestors was wiped out hundreds of years ago

I might, if I thought the compensation was good enough.

>>186608482
Armenian?

>>186608060
Hell yeah I would, for the right cause.

Just the experience alone would be cool as fuck.

>>186608631
Mexican Indian

>>186608482
Fellow American, I'm guessing.

Solid answer, it's about what they can do for you and not your species or country.

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>>186608060
yeah i would want off this rock

off topic but man i really wish there was more armor like elite riot armor in mass effect

>>186609030
Yup.

>>186609225

I've never liked the whole thing about putting pieces of armour ON the coat.

>>186609489
i think if it was under it it would look weird. like a post apocalyptic football player, but may just be me

>>186608725
For the adventure/experience and if the uplifting races war felt just to you, then.

If they just wanted to use humanity as their iron fist would you still do it for adventure?

>>186609926
a little oppression never hurt nobody

>>186608060
I'd have to see what their women look like first

>>186609225
Is this a desire for a different life or a disdain for your own species?

>>186610437
Not him but for me it's a bit of both.

>>186610437
a bit of both. i see immense potential in humanity but the way the elite corrupt us and turn us against each other, it makes me angry. so yes i do have disdain for the people at the top
but i guess the saying is true power corrupts

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>>186610361
For the spess babes.

Well I imagine you will have an off duty rotation and they have transports to shuttle you where you want to go in your off time.

Would you still go?

>>186611442
most def

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>>186594858
I write I roll!
And it looks like cheeky chinaman has been here, so roll for a real waifu if you want.

>>186611442
wait if it's the hanar.
does this mean
femdrells?

>>186610738
>>186610669

Well they are using humanity for the backbone of their armed forces to be used for their interests.

Could be the same story, different species.

>>186612075
yes but at least the humans that do go know what their getting into none of this control through media to sway public opinion

>>186610437
Both. I'm not unhappy with my current life, but travelling in space and meeting aliens? That beats anything on this rock.
And then there's other people. People I like are fine, but I'm always amazed at random strangers' stupidity where I'm not sure how they're even able to breathe. Complaining about lack of money when they spend it all on eating out and impulsively buying useless shit. Not being able to understand simple pieces of information or doing some mental gymnastics to get an entirely different result than what a small text sign they read said. Not caring about the consequences of their actions, both in short and long term. I often feel dumb, but as a species in general, we are pretty damn stupid. For every friend you have, there's five people who are somehow not classified as idiots and who somehow manage to stay alive.

>>186611790
Rolling for qt whatever.

>>186611843
It was just an example. It won't actually be hanar and the Mass Effect Universe

>>186612075
Well for me it's not about people on top and corruption, or Illuminati or any of that shit. It's mostly a overall dislike for human nature

>>186611442
>>186611843
I'd be okay with a Hanar, also.
>ywn fall asleep, wrapped in your space jellyfish's tentacles
>ywn meet the rare Hanar who's almost annoyingly polite like the others but honest, too
>purestlove.jpg

>>186610738
People in the middle are alright, but both the top and the bottom are garbage. Granted, the top plays a roll in the bottom being garbage, but you cant fix stupid.

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>>186612350
hell if you think about it, it could be a species that evolved on a warm world so they need solders that can handle the cold

>>186612803
I see the face of a "baked" smiley.

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for you meg

>>186613075
>ywn be Aria's fuck slave.

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>>186613051

>>186611843
>>186612350
As anon said, just an example of a species that doesn't look capable of defending itself.

As for dislike for human nature, how do you mean? Like greed, self-interest above others, shortsightedness?

>>186613075

For us, as in you made it?

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have you played mass effect recently ?

>>186613075
Aria is a dominant. Stop besmirching her character with that drivel.

There isnt enough lewd of her in character. It's all hardcore with her just dropped in.

>>186601508
Deathclaws, in game, have hides with similar DT to standard modern combat armor. Assuming that represents the lore well enough, then Deathclaws are absurdly tough for animals but are not tough enough that hypersonic tungsten-cored projectiles with several times the KE of equivalent modern rounds (and at least slightly greater wound channels on flesh thanks to said energy and speed- though the lack of mass keeps them from causing. 50 BMG tier wounds or anything) would have any trouble piercing them. Even if the turians are just dudes with rifles, they should kill the Deathclaw easily, after maybe taking a couple losses since they're being ambushed.

>>186613645
nah thinking about buying fallout 4 though 16 leaf bucks on g2a

>>186613410
I think it's the tribalism and irrationality that bother me the most. I'd hope a smarter space fairing beings would be above that.

>>186613732
guess thats a fare assessment
if they had to deal with dead mans cavern from fallout new vagus then they would be fucked

>>186613645
It's been a couple years since I played 1 but I just finished a round of 2 and 3. I'll be back in a few years for what will probably be my last time playing it.

>>186613410
i just hate how the elite want to destroy what the west has built in order to create a subservient class of super retards

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>>186613767
Do it, then you can play as best girl.
Her voice and trying to make my MC look like her was the only reason I bought FO4

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>>no, i found it but it was no easy task

>>186612268
Some people are happier with material gain and empty pockets, than a pocket full of money but using sandpaper grade, bargain brand toilet paper. To each their own I say.

I get the point, I just don't get distraught over how bad other people fuck up their own lives.

>>186613809
>hates tribalism

>>186614019
>hates how elites want to destroy the west

huh...

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:3

>>186613645
Just the multiplayer for 3 recently. I always seem to jump back to it, and I'm glad it still has a decent player base.

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OK, that travel nightmare is over

Time to take screencaps

>>186614969
Welcome back.

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>>186612803

>>186613903
They don't even need to go inside to kill the Deathclaws. Open the door and get one guy with an ML-77 to fire a couple dozen smart HEAT missiles into the cave. They should seek out all targets in the tiny cave per the codex and kill them. Even with the small diameter of the missiles (~35-40mm it looks like? They're pretty fat) and assuming that HEAT technology hasn't even advanced far since the 2010s, that should kill all the Deathclaws; by now advanced HEAT warheads are supposed to be able to penetrate a depth of RHA equivalent to 700% of its diameter. And ME tech should be better than ours in this respect. Even a 1950s HEAT missile with that diameter would be able to blast through a Deathclaw's hide.

Or use gas grenades. Like Saren did in Revelation. Or destroy the door, back up an extreme distance, and then fire one shot with a Cain. Should kill everything inside. Or camp a few dozen meters away outside with LMGs and GLs pointed at the one tiny entrance and wait for the Deathclaws to come out and eat. Such huge creatures can't go too long without food. If they do literally anything other than bumbling into the cave they should easily wipe out the Deathclaws with few to no losses.

>>186614969
Nice that you're back.

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ok got most of 'em

starting dump

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>>186617680

>>186617680
It's good someone caps posts, I sometimes look over some cool stuff.

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>>186618408

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You could change a few things to make it look more like Ashley (slight change to the nose, plumber lips), but I still really like it. She looks like a feline inspecting her prey, plus Shepard's hands groping that sweet butt (those imprints). That tummy of hers, too.
>tfw you'll never go to the beach with waifu

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>>186619354

>>186618781
oh baby...

>>186618781
So N7 is making hoodies and leather jacket, right? Do you think there would be a N7 line of swimsuits and underwear? A N7 branded line of gimp suits?

>>186620610
Probably, wouldn't be commissioned by alliance though.

>>186619694
Good caps m8.

>>186596191
Filthy leaf reporting. This isn't too bad. This is essentially 3-4 stories placed in one overarching one.

>>186562930
>Nicidia, Niteria and Nilotia would be my suggestions. Nyreen exists and Narcissi is too close to Narcissist

I was thinking more classical greek origins

>>186617680
Oh shit, didn't think my green would be worthy of a screencap. Thanks.

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>>186612803
>>186615265

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>we will continue to tell stories in the Andromeda Galaxy through our upcoming comics and novels, including the fate of the quarian ark.
>Our last update, 1.10, was the final update for Mass Effect: Andromeda.
>There are no planned future patches for single-player or in-game story content.
HAHAHAHAHA

https://www.masseffect.com/news/mass-effect-andromeda-update-from-the-studio

http://i.imgur.com/A7pOvlW.jpg

>>186623117
>>186623117
I try and cap everything that I see but seeing as I've been gone for two weeks I probably missed stuff and I apologize but I just can't find the care at the moment

>>186626238
dream's dead

space-simfag here
Which Mass Effect has the most cozy, livable spaceship? Don't really care about anything else.

>>186626238
About time we got an actual update.

>>186611790
Roll

>>186626856
I say three just because the crew actually interacts with each other.

>>186626238
>please buy our comics and shitty novels to see how the story ends
Hilarious

>>186626238
Day of Rake when

>>186626238

Kinda sad, Andromeda wasn't a BAD game. Could have been much more if they hadn't diverted the A team to Anthem...

>>186626238
Reeeee

>>186626238
>>186627289

Pretty much.

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>>186626238
I did it! I single-handedly killed the franchise with my constant KL-posting.

>>186626856
tempest

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>>186626238
Wew
Well, rest in piss Bioware Montreal. See you guys in 10 years when MEA2 come out.

>>186628354
>implying we'll ever leave this shithole

>>186628457
I have other shitholes to co-exist with, unfortunately.

>>186627391
it was a shit game by any standard

>>186626238
I feel like they at least started work on quarian ark dlc

why do they have fully modeled and functional batarians

multiplayer team doesn't make new assets they just reuse stuff from the singleplayer team

what a waste

https://i.imgur.com/rU60ChZ.jpg

>>186628354
We will be awaiting your eventual return anon.

>>186626238
Well that's official. Now i'm here only for fics and that old german death camp guard kl-ing everywhere

>>186627391
>Andromeda wasn't a BAD game
Yeah, it was.

>>186628678
Obviously. Game was a failure so they stopped production.
Every idiot who kept saying that the shuttering/merging of the studio was totally normal just didn't know what they were talking about. Those were the people who were already working on the DLC. That's where the assets come from.

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>>186628897
Never forget what bioware and ea did to us, my dudes. Until we meet again.

>>186628987
>and that old german death camp guard kl-ing everywhere
the only highlight of these threads nowadays since all the fics are either about suitrats or raptors.

>>186629312
>since all the fics are either about suitrats or raptors.
Well not my fault only suitrat and raptor -fags are literate here my man. Not that i won't like some change but hey - i take what they give, right?

>>186629312
There was that pretty cool femdrell CYOA a few weeks ago, though.
And it's fine if you like raptor posting. :^)

IT'S DEAD. Praise Jesus! Hopefully, Anthem turns out to be a shitpile too, and Bioware dies before releasing another Dragon Age game.

>>186629573
femdrell CYOA?

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>>186626238
dead dead dead dead dead

How long do you suppose it will be until someone else makes something that excels in the way Ass Effect did?

>>186595197
Does the tin man have a sheet-metal cock?

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>>186626238
anyone brave enough to check MSN and put together a few of the posts there? I'm sure they must be frothing at their mouths by now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6PoQ0zTva8

F

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APOLOGIZE

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>>186630334
Never ever

Are you going to buy the novels and comics to see how the story ends, /vg/?

>>186626238
Oh...guess it's ok to finally the delete the game then. Guess it was a bit stupid to keep holding out for future content. I was so sure there would be more single player story content, but I guess this is it. Oh well. RIP to mass effect.

>tfw no talonjob

>>186630576
No way in eternity. Gonna read a summary tho.

>>186626856
Mass Effect 3 with EGM Mod.

>>186630314
>MSN
Microsoft killed that years ago. You've been in stasis for too long.

>>186629835
About a Drell sneaking on someone's ship and wanting to take over it. I don't know where it ended, but it looked promising and cute.

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>>186630576
That reminds me, rippers haven't even ripped issue 3 of that current Mass Effect comic series yet, which has been out for 3 weeks.
Just stop now, guys. Get over it and move on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3mSkxPQ_K4

>>186630314
I'm checking it now.

>If your idea of a "good time" is being happy because a game (that was played & enjoyed by many people, who wanted to see more content of it) is officially losing singleplayer support - then I pity you & your lack of sensitivity towards how other people feel, because now you're just being a dick.

>BioWare Didn't listen to the Fans At All !!! But they did say they would ! They Lied To Us !! :pissedoff: :pissedoff: #SaveTheQuarians

>They are done with updates. Got that. They are done patching the game for single player or in-game content. Understood. However.... They say they have something in store for N7 day... maybe DLC? DLC does not fall under the guise of patches or already there single player in-game story content -it is add-on content.

nothing that exceptional.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/masseffect/comments/6ugq8d/me3_spoilers_why_is_the_asari_military_command_so/
A very good reading. Deep analysis, great writing. Thought I might share.

>>186626238
this is good for bitcoin.

>>186631251
Too obvious and a repeat performance

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBOV2SzQKEY

>>186626238
>quarian ark dlc never ever

the only reason why i even got the damn game was for vetra and the quarian ark dlc. them dropping development 5 months after release with no new content is just beyond pathetic.

>>186631920
>hover over link
>basic thot with bleached hair and insta whore brows
nah.

>>186626238
SUITSHITTERS BTFO

>>186631251
It's so obvious, but still somehow got a bunch of people.

>>186630864
yea sorry about that i've just been thinking what are they going to do once they get to the citadel
i have some vague idea about the ship docking for two days drell says bye and you go see your dad
you later return to the ship to find the drell already aboard

>>186632737
They haven't built up an immunity, like we have.

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>new content never ever
Boy they sure dedicated a patch to making Jaal crave ol scooter's cock though.

>>186632841
and still I get a bunch of you every time.
that reddit link wasn't me

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>we will never find the Quarian Ark
>we will never know who the Benefactor was
>we will never see the Ryders reunite with their mother
>we will never meet the Jardaan
>we will never know who created the Scourge
>we will never destroy the Kett empire
>we will never get a sequel to this shitty game

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>>186633302
yes, and?

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>>186630723
Sad times.

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>>186634230
DELETE

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>>186626238
For me Mass Effect ended in 2012

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>post yfw Mass Effect became the sacrificial lamb for a shitty Destiny clone that will probably be dead on arrival

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the absolute state of mass effect

>>186634898
>that will probably be dead on arrival
I hope Anthem dies the worst death.

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>>186634898

it's not fair

Honestly did people actually expect an MEA2?

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/meg/ eternally BTFO. when will they ever recover?

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>>186635230
i feel this is appropriate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q4jWeo5oxA

>>186635331
>they
What are you then?

>>186633302
>we will never get a sequel to this shitty game
Good.

>>186635664
>Good.
You opened this message.

>>186635802
Nigga please

>>186635535
someone who moved on, playing better games

>>186636359
And yet you're posting here. I bet you played Andromeda, didn't you?

>>186636512
I didn't.

>>186636989
Good for friend, now what exactly could have brought you here? Unless you're a gigantic waifu fag... Like me.

>>186635073
If anthem dies than ea will finish off bioware's corpse, and if anthem succeeds than we will see it get place priority over mass effect.

We fucked either way senpai.

>>186637615
What do you mean do you actually want another Andromeda game?

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Well, this is the end, once and for all

>>186637692
Might be a minority, but I enjoyed it. Some strange face/visual quirks nothing game breaking, but I liked the pioneer like setting of exploring and settling a new galaxy.

>>186637856
No, Andromeda was a zombie, Mass Effect died long ago.

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>No more patches
>Lawyeranon is dead
>CYOA never ever
>Even the frenchman is gone
Truly the darkest timeline.

>>186637913
>but I liked the pioneer like setting of exploring and settling a new galaxy.
But they completely failed at it.

>>186637949
you forgot
>never saw a femdrell ingame
femdrell romance never ever

>>186637128
I only come here to gloat nowadays

>>186638042
How would you mean and how would you have done it differently?

>>186638197
Damn, that's even sadder than my reason

>>186638262
have more than 3 different wild animals non every planet.
Maybe spend a little more than a few fucking seconds trying to communicate with the new aliens.
Have the new aliens be little more resistant against a new foreign presence

I mean honestly all they had to do was open a book about Spanish and Portuguese conquistadors and they'd have a better game than what we got.

>>186638354
it is objectively the best reason to come here because I actually get a lot of fun out of it while the rest of you are just hanging on to this thread, slowly dying inside without being able to move on.

>>186638718
>have more than 3 different wild animals non every planet.
This was one of my issues with the game. They could have done some cool shit, but instead just copied + pasted the wildlife.

>>186638926
Damn son, that's kinda sad that all your joy comes from schadenfreude, are you doing ok?

>>186638718
Well they had the roekaar, as far as more resistance that could be planned for the future. Right now they have been losing a war of attrition against the kett and opening up a new front would be as catastrophic as when hitler attacked Stalin.

>>186639056
I said it's my only reason to come here, not my only joy in life.

>>186639224
Yeah but just look at the Spanish conquests. They had natives fighting the foreign invaders out of their cities. But the roekaar we're only on 1 planet I think? What the fuck they didn't feel like a resistance at all. More like a gang. And speaking of gangs I hated that planet full of ex-initiative colonists.

>>186639376
I bet you get a lot of joy from schadenfreude regardless of where I comes from

>>186639237
maybe if they added context to the fiends on the other planets
like for example have the fiends come from one planet but on the other planet if you want a large monster to fight make it so that the kett brought them there
here's a idea
>one of the outposts is suffering fiend attacks
>the crew finds this odd as fiends aren't native to the planet
>after searching you find a abandon kett facility that was cloning the things
>after shutting it off your are given a secondary goal that you can complete later where you hunt the remaining fiends on the planet

>>186639762
Well that works have been ok but. Really the problem stems from Bioware is absolutely shit at open world games. I don't know why they ever thought it was a good idea.

>>186639746
yes, welcome to 4chan.

>>186639634
I believe they had a light presence on Kadara, but they were mostly based out of harvarl, their ancestral home world witch is mostly vacant and overgrown.

The andromeda initiative and the Portuguese and Castilian conquests have different outlooks on natives you know. Can't really compare the two.

>>186633504
source?

>>186637949
Gotta stay positive anon. They're probably busy with life stuff. Saturdays are also usually slow.

>>186640102
>The andromeda initiative and the Portuguese and Castilian conquests have different outlooks on natives you know. Can't really compare the two.
But the fact that everyone agreed on how they should treat the "natives" was just so dumb. Maybe their could have been some people who thought they should just kill them all. But for good sake the fact that the player spent more time fixing shit within the initiative than fighting any "natives" was wondering stupid.

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>>186626238
>final Update
Fuck this. The game still runs like shit. I also can't imagine, that they fixed everything.
>no planned future patches for single-player or in-game story content
Guess that kills my second playthrough. It's a Shame.

>>186640496
>was wondering stupid.
*Was so stupid

obvious phone poster is obvious

give mass effect to obsidian now
maybe they can salvage it

>>186640496
I think it would have been handled in the future. This story was dealing with the kett and getting the angara on the same page.

With the kett settled down and some decisions made in last game we could have seen a rise in tensions with the angara.

>>186640112
Pretty sure it was by asarimaniac (because she's the only one using black hair on default beast) but when I checked her tumblr just now I couldn't find it. I obviously cut the bottom part away, so there's definitely nudity involved, but I can't even remember any more how the original pic looks like.

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>ywn be the body guard for some weak but smart race of ayys in your armor

on a side note who ever did the ranger armor mod in fallout 4 did a fantastic job

>>186640781
Well, and I'm only look at this from a historical perspective, settings up colonies and native resistance went hand in hand

>>186640917
make that "dark hair"

>>186641016
No doubt, but we only have a third of the story, I think anti-initiative sentiments will start to grow in the future after everyone sees the initiative planting colonies all over the place, desecration of holy sites, that kind of shit.

I also think the angara can make a good bad guy especially since they breed like fucking rabbits.

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>>186626238
I come back from loosing everyone in my level-6 characters in Darkest Dungeon to THIS?
Why would you do this to me? Why would you stab me once in the back, and once in the heart?
Why are we still here, just to suffer?

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>>186626238
I love it, Bioware killed their golden goose for some new IP that will probably fail miserably. They literally shifted resources away from a title that had proven sales, and were surprised when it came out shit.

Now they've killed it. These people are so fucking pathetic. This is Dead Space all over again.

>>186611790
qt turian PLEASE

>>186641606
Not to be mean but why do you care so much? I mean I'm a pretty big waifu fag but I'm not stressing about this.

>>186637949
Nigga what the fuck you going on about. I'm still here. CYOA isn't dead.

The real question is CYOA update or Coffeequar update tonight?

>>186637949
Frenchman is still here. Just playing Darkest Dungeon, that's all. I just lurk /meg/ occasionally.
>>186641797
Honestly I'm more buttmad about loosing my good team because of a stupid mistake that I know, deep down, is 100% my fault.
I'm also sad that there will be no talonjob never ever.

>>186641024
Thank you

>>186641934
He tried to yesterday but he might do it tonight or maybe tomorrow. Either way I'm kinda excited>>186641934

>>186640956
They also have X-02, Hellfire, and Chinese Stealth Armor.

>>186641990
>Honestly I'm more buttmad about loosing my good team because of a stupid mistake that I know, deep down, is 100% my fault
Wait can you elaborate?

>>186642197
probably didn't target the wicker boy on the cannon fight

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>>186641990
Here you go anon, close as I could get.

>>186641606
>Losing level 6 characters
Truly the worst of feels. Sorry for you losses.

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>>186642434
>not posting the bj scene
anon please

>>186642197
darkest dungeon is a roguelike game, if your characters die, they stay dead.

>>186642703
Oh snap.

>>186642054
I'm saying, if you had to pick one, which one would you like updated tonight?

I have ideas for both.

>>186642197
Long post ahead for whoever cares.
Was doing Viscount quest in the Courtyard. Brought my good team of Vestal, Houndmaster, Flagellant and Hellion. All level 6 and trinketted out. First room were fine until a stress crit sent Hellion over the edge.
Then the team ate two "skewering riposte" that did 10+ damage and put Hellion on death door immediately, in one turn.
Next turn she dies of bloodloss.
Flagellant get trigerred.

I manage to win that fight but thought that, as the rest of the team was 100% healthy, I could advance a little.
Crimson cursed Flagellant activate eggs. Ambush happens.
Two mosquito stress crit the houndmaster who gets triggered.
Then an esquire does his Skewering riposte and put Vestal on death door.
Then flagellant just straight up KILL the Vestal and refuse to run away.
Then it was just a matter of watching Houndmaster pass turns until he gets heart attack, and the Flagellant who gets fucked by a powdered wig motherfucker.
I know I should have retreated as soon as Hellion bit the dust, I knew I shouldn't have advanced.

At least it hammered home that I should stop caring about the characters like they are heroes to protected, they're just meat. JUST MEAT.

>>186642832
i don't know i want to solve the mystery
but we might get closer to lewding both[\spoiler]
also didn't you say that cyoa was almost finished if so maybe you should bang it out so your not like the resident leaf and have 3 projects running at the same time

>>186642832
CYOA

>>186642843
>they're just meat. JUST MEAT.
Honestly, that sounds rough buddy, like on a phycologic level.

>>186634627
Make that 2013. Citadel was the proper ending of the series.

>>186642843
>I should stop caring about the characters like they are heroes to protected, they're just meat. JUST MEAT.
I name my heroes after my buddies. It's fun when you do that, because you feel fucking terrible if one dies.
Also losing a hero on death's door to blood loss is the fucking worst.

>>186643264
The Hellion QT was one of my most successful boss huntress. She and the Flagellant were the only survivors from a very hard bossfight I did for the first time. So she and the flagellant both grew on my heart a little.
Also I gave her the name of a cute girl I knew but lost contact with.

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>>186642576
That's the stuff

>>186594858
Now that Mass Effect is finally dead, can we merge with the superior general with a superior series: /dag/?

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>>186643292
It was released in '13? Ok then it died in 2013, and I'm completely fine with that.

>>186643830
Get fucked.

>>186643830
Leave now! AND NEVER COME BACK!

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>>186643830
>superior series

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>>186642843
>not having a bounty hunter with 107% death blow resist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7AieaF6wIw

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>>186643830
Dragon Age Origins was fun and okay. Everything else after that is dumb.

>>186630314
suikoden is having the time of his life

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https://twitter.com/CaseyDHudson/status/899094294589341696
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK
I don't even know which is worse - death or Casey.

>>186646071
What did Casey really fuck up? The Hack was the problem as far as I can tell.

>>186646071
>using or even knowing whats on Twitter
kys

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>>186626238

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>>186626238
Search your heart /meg/, you know it to be true.

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>>186648114

>>186648114
Pretty much how I felt when reading it.

Roll credits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AWHALoCzPM

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>>186638262
not him
Every plant feels the same.
Drive around,but don't leave your car for to long because cold/heat/radiation kill you.
Always rebel outposts whit zero benefit to clearing them.

Even Grand Theft Auto feels a little different depending on what neighborhood you are in.

>>186649274
D-DELET THIS

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>>186649274
Woah holy shit, ive had this pic for a while and I just never posted it cause I thought it was kinda dumb, but I guess now's a good time

So I guess this could also count as my late night Jack post

>>186649274
>>186650015
holy molly saved

2cute

>>186626238
This pleases me immensely. Andromeda was a mistake in every way, since its conception. Bioware got what it deserved and the drones that ate it all up, instead of seeing it signs at the end of ME3, deserve everything they got. I warned you, faggots, but you didn't listen. Now all you have to blame, is yourselves.

>>186650015
I don't get the reference, what is she watching?

>>186650247
Stranger things, it's a Netflix show

So how should I play ME1 my next go? I've done adept and infiltrator (immunity/marksman and explosive sniper)

>>186650361
rp as a soldier in ME1 and then a vanguard in ME2

KROGAN COCK

>>186649274
Never spent too much time looking at the plants, from the tropical, glowing rainforests of havarl to the sandy, weeds and small oasis scattered here and there on eleden. They seemed varied enough for me.

As far as the time barrier for sitting outide your vehicle, I never had much trouble because there was always heat lamps for the cold, or shade for the heat. You can even make the world more hospitable if you do the remnant dungeon mitigating the weather effects completely except for the ice planet, if I remember.

You got me on the bullshit outpost clearing where if you leave they re spawn. Reminded me of far cry 2. I just blew through them and didn't look back.

>>186650503
>soldier
never ever. I'll take a look at the active skills, actually.

>vanguard
Already did. I'm going to do engineer for my next pass of 2 and 3.

https://twitter.com/GambleMike/status/899096870835765249
And thus, the ride never ends

>>186626238
Junko is so cute! I'm happy she can enjoy the biodrone despair!

>>186651381
>already three dr fags at meg
That's unexpected.

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>>186626238
Oh. Dammit

>they will never delete Jill
What's a good website to livestream my suicide?

Please for the love of god at least give us some good unique MP characters because it's too bland right now

>>186652673
Some neat characters would bring be back to Andromeda's MP. Otherwise I'll just keep having fun on 3's MP

>>186652673
No more updates, my friend

>>186653245
>they clearly said their MP team will give updates on their future support with missions, and character kits
Read

>>186652673
>What's a good website to livestream my suicide?
Twitch IRL.
Do post a link here.

>>186651375
>Went in for PeeBee, stayed for Space Zevran.
dear god

>>186652673
>What's a good website to livestream my suicide?
Don't do it Gilfag? you're an alright guy!

>>186653998
How can one person have such a shit taste?

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>>186626238

Thanks bioware. No really, thanks. Dragon Age 2 was by far a worse game than Andromeda and a critical failure yet you continued and supported the game with a shit-ton of DLC and even continued the Dragon Age series for arguably the better (to each their own, I found it to be a steaming pile of dog shit, but recognize others liked it). Point is, even after the mishap that was DA2 you still continued the series.

Andromeda, you take another mishap, but instead of learning and recognizing the faults and making Andromeda 2 a better game you just up and ditch the entire universe.

Also your entire "post-launch" support for Andromeda was basically making Scott have more options for dicks up his ass, making a trans character even more transier, and completely redoing a character's entire personality into a gayboy just to appease the two or three hambeasts still interested in the game.

You reap what you sow.
Sincerely go fuck yourself Bioware.

>>186654181
I'm the worst guy

I'm already googling the wikihow page

>>186655807
You best stop googling nigga, turn that frown upside down.

>>185945917
Previous save.

>You decide to spend the night at the Detectives place.
>"I don't mind staying at your place." You say with a confident smile.
>You're still unaccustomed to her alien features, but you could swear that you saw her face brighten up after you said that.
>"Great!" Her face plates splay wide open in surprise at her overt display of excitement. She probably didn't mean to say that out loud. "I mean... good. That's good."
>She puts a balled fist to her mouth to cover another small cough. You can't help but grin at seeing the cracks in the Detective's otherwise stoic and professional exterior. Perhaps there's more to her than you previously gave credit.
>"Sooo..." She begins again after a long pause. The two of you start walking again. "Can you give me good summary of what you saw in the apartment? I'm interested in hearing your observations and speculations on the case."
>She pauses again, eyeing you with her cat-like eyes. "If that's not too much trouble of course. I understand if you'd rather not."
>You shake your head in dismissal. "I'm fine. Really."
>"If you say so. I'm ready when you are."
>That orange display that you saw hover over her forearm shimmers to life once again, A long slender talon hovers over the interface, ready to record your observations as you walk along.
>You hope you took good mental notes.

Tell Cyra what you learned about the case.

>>186657107
Ah sheeeeit!

>>186657107
nothing was out of place it just seemed that one minute she was preparing supper the next minute shes dead

>>186629061
>>186628635

yall mothafuckas must have smoked crack, it was a shitty game compared to ME1 - 3 but not a shit game by itself. Have you ever even played a shit game?

>>186655807
As someone who's seriously considered suicide, don't bother. There are about 23897324 ways to horrifically fuck up and only handful that Just Werk™, and most of those are impractical and/or scary.

>>186657107
I'm reading as fast as I can, catching up sucks

>>186658325
Of course I'm not considering it. Suicide is the coward's way out

>>186658165
Andromeda was a much, much better game than ME1

That thing is an unpleasant, clunky pile of trash to play and has the worst character writing in the series. It's got little going for it other than being World Building And Codex The Game

>>186657107
Tell her you think there is an inside man

>>186658378
Take your time anon. This is a very importanthint hint update. I'll stick around for a while to let a few anons hopefully get a good analysis in with some hearty speculation that may or may not be useful in the future.

>>186658489
Yeah I figured. I suppose I just wanted a chance to rant a little.

>>186658585
yeah all sighs point to a person inside c-sec
maybe that turian from the beginning of the story

>>186658521
Get the fuck out, retard.

>>186657107
you have a vague idea on who it can be ask her if there was any stories of a c-sec agent that seemed to go to far with dealing with criminals
some one who would beat the shit out of you for stealing or something

>>186658521
Leave.

>>186658787
>>186658869
Go smash yourself in the face with a hammer you mindless, nostalgia goggled fanboy cocksuckers.

>>186658975
Stop replying, dummy. Whether this is bait or not, just fuck off.

>>186658975
Nigga please

>>186657107
The living room was the only thing odd about the place, the rooms we checked were clean.

The living room had furniture askewed about which would indicate a struggle but by hiding by the self inflicted scratches on her neck, she may be the sole cause to the displaced furniture.

She was found face down in her vomit, upon closer inspection her trachea was found to be detached hanging out of her mouth, along with some serious burns to her torso. If I had to guess she swallowed something which burned her from inside out.

>>186660907
Also rooms checked were kitchen, bedroom, and living room. Didn't check the bathroom on account the detective seemed ready to go.

>>186657107
What could cause immolation like that? Usually larger people are the ones that do it.

>>186658856
Perhaps a chemist? Who has enough knowledge to flash heat someone to death? What kind of gas could do it, or liquid. Perhaps chlorine gas? Mustard perhaps.

>>186657317
Obviously there are links in between

>>186661113
had to connected to c-sec in some way because all the people were criminals that got off no way your going to keep track of every criminal that gets off not on the citadel

>>186661113
Chlorine gas could be the cause of the detached trachea. That shit is pretty terrible.

>>186661276
but that doesn't explain the boils or the heated bile that was under the body

You anons ready for the next update, or do you still want some more time?

>>186661370
True, that is why I believe she swallowed or was coerced to swallow some pretty nasty suicide pill or gadget.

>>186661491
>>186661113
like she said could be a group of vigilantes with a mole inside c-sec made up of different skilled people
or could be some weird new weapon their testing on people criminals so when it makes the news it doesn't carry that big of a deal

>>186661478
Unless someone else has anything more to add, ready when you are.

can we all agree that when we find the killer we need to do this to him
https://youtu.be/oquwJZA1ScY?t=34s

I want to be femdommed by Vetra!

>>186662010
I forgot Tekken had those one shots with too long start-up.

Anyways we'll end whomever conceptualized Anthem

>>186663060
Even the raptor haters would as well. Imagine lying back, her on top, gyrating her hips against yours teasing you, talons lightly raking down your collarbone to your belt and across your ribs.

I am a sucker for girls with long nails.

>>186661491
Ready

>>186664017
>Even the raptor haters would as well
No. Me being gay aside, that sound awful