/twg/- Total War General

What about Three Kingdoms Total War?

Everyone is pandering to China these days.

>>186531321
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I'm impressed.

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>Tomb Kings still not announced.

>>186531606
Wait 3 months :)

Reminder to report and ignore shitposting

If people actually preordered TWW2 and ended up not being to refund because of norsca they deserve it tbqh

True thread of /twg/ for true /twg/ers

>>186531606
Pretty much guaranteed to be DLC for TWW2

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The TRUE Total War General

>That one redditor throwing a hissy fit
Holy kek
I bet he is the same guy who stole that chaos chad meme

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LOVE ETERNAL!
In old model form

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Put some pain on with the artillery and ganged up on some greatweapon quarellers to kill them a bit, gunna smash through with the black orcs and ladder up the walls to get a good angle to shoot down on them

>>186531880
Not liking how the carnosaur just disappears when the abomination slaps it

>>186531808
Are they the most loving couple in Warhammer?

>>186531908
use trolls to smash through gates. Have black orcs climb

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Looking at Steamspy Rome2 being bad kinda killed all TW sales.

ATTILA atleast suffered pretty hard while Warhammer is helping the franchise recover again.

What about the future though?
Could Medieval 3 in case it doesn't suck keep the franchise alive? Or is everyone else just kinda moving towards /gsg/ these days? Europa Universalis IV and Crusaders Kings 2 atleast picked up a lot of players for the genre especially after the Rome 2 failure.

>>186531808
Are they evil?

>>186531972
Looks like a good old fashioned bug to me
There were a few Skaven units jittering around too I noticed in a couple of the battle videos

>>186531972

That's the camera's doing, it just makes units invis if you get to close to them

>>186531972
Whoever recorded the .webm probably has proximity fading on

will we be able to use WH1 factions against WH2 factions in multiplayer?

Fuck chivalry, I'm gonna get realpolitikal with Alberic and unite the realms for the onslaught of Chaos, no matter the cost.

>>186532083

Nice bait faggot

>>186532083
No other game series does what total war does, it's not going anywhere after one bad game that didn't meet expectations (Rome 2) and one game that didn't sell as well as the others (Atilla). The warhammer trilogy is a way to experiment with different things like a more narrative driven campaign and a bigger emphasis on individual characters whilst they figure out how to make the series more interesting in the future.

>>186532093
Absolutely. They just aren't lolrandum evil like so many other WH baddies. They're more like Dr. Doom evil in that they consider everyone else inferior and therefore they ought to rule over everything.

>>186532286
No bait.
I am actually curious

http://steamspy.com/search.php?s=total+war

EU IV has around as many owners as Warhammer TW and Europa Universalis used to be dumb neckbeard territory.

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>>186532380
>No other game series does what total war does

>>186532415
>they consider everyone else inferior and therefore they ought to rule over everything
Are they truly evil if they're completely right?

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>>186532106
Amazons are no longer canonical anon, please respect the lore

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>>186531880
This feature alone sells TWW2 for me!

>>186532380

As soon as Bannerlord comes out I won't have to touch this shit series anymore.

>>186531908
Trying to make a unit go through the right breach is such a fucking nightmare, how did the series take such a colossal step back with Warhammer

>>186531972
that was the camera tard

>>186532717
I get it.

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I've been away, is Queek a pussy in the footage so far or op bullshit like Wulfrik?

>>186532380
ATTILA sold like shit because Rome 2 was a massive disappointment which made many people drop the series.

Rome TW was like babies first TW so everyone was megahype for Rome 2.
Though ATTILA kinda never had a chance anyways.
People just thought ATTILA would be Barbarian Invasion 2.0 and nobody ever gave a fuck about that game.

It's so irrelevant that 90% of all people forget to name it when they make a game ranking list. Like Total War Alexander.

>>186532658
i un-ironically agree

>>186532106
http://nielspeterdejong.tumblr.com/
posting sauce again before someone else asks

>>186531908
What in the fuck is this army composition for Grimgor

>>186531880

I look at these two big dumb monsters rolling around and I have an epiphany on the state of Total War, this webm encapsulates perfectly what has become of this series, a goddamn freak show for children.

>>186531908
ree why can't they give us real lighting

>>186532886
he has good melee attack and defense, duelist and armour piercing but he has less than 3k health so hes really squishy

>>186532978
been taking tips from the AI probably

>>186533014
Are you turk?

>>186533193
Do you have to ask?

>>186533014
>histcucks are at it again

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>>186533014

t.history cuck

>>186531880
the infantry that get btfo when the carno rolls into them are a nice touch, was worried these animation might happen in isolation

>>186533014
but it sales as good as hot pockets

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What is the use of this ability? If turns off if an enemy gets within 200 meter range but the firing range of the unit is only 180.

>>186508214
Faction unlocker for Fortress of Dawn, then I will conquer two continents simultaneously.

>>186533356

>btfo
>everyone gets up

>>186533304
>>186533331

When you think about it's it's a T-Rex fighting some weird monster, this looks like something out of a children's show

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>>186533457
this nigga thinks kek

>>186533083
That's actually a very nice compromise.

>>186533457
Being elitist about how your hobby is somehow more "mature" while you post in a video game board on 4chan of all places speaks volumes about your intelligence

>>186532235
Yep, they are already in on the Vortex campaign they will be just locked to anyone who don't have the first one

>>186533425
It's bugged though only in the tooltip afaik. It's actually meant to say 70m, but the tooltip got fucked up with the norsca update. The hotfix beta should fix it I think.

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>>186533014
kek the butthurt is real
warhammer fantasy is for only the most seasoned /tg/ grognards, hence the sheer autism that has taken over this general. Thats why it got canned, the lvl 40 wizard requirement meant it didn't sell.

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>>186533632

I'm not even that guy... I'm just saying this looks like it could be something from a children's show

T-REX VS DA HELLPIT A-B-O-M-I-N-A-T-I-O-N

>>186533457
>everyone gets up
I'm talking about the fact they got knocked all over the place at all you fuckwit and for all we know they just got chunked for most of that units hp, just cant actually see the health bars.

>>186533896
Because obviously looking at little men fighting like they were army-men appears much more mature to outside observers.

>>186532978
It's my first time to properly playing as him, don't really know what I'm doing desu

What do you recommend?

>>186533918

Nah it's the same in TWW, knockdown from other units has no damage effect.

>>186531707
Why do you assume everyone is autistic like you and bitches about "muh malekith voice" like a screeching child?

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>>186531975
Yes, because no other couple in warhammer has more then 5 minutes thought given to it.

>>186532093
They are both power hungry, vain and immoral, even occasionally cruel. But they do love eachother, and Vlad does treat the peasantfolk better then some other imperial lords (and probably all brettonian lords), they need not fight in the army and pay less taxes, though a few more peasants might go missing in the night. I would say Vlad and Isabella are evil in that they want power and don't really care about the cost as long as they have eachother. But they are not completely heartless and are willing to compromise (in the end times vlad helped Franz against chaos and was made Elector Count of Sylvania) and vlad only made his bid for emperorship when the entire empire was already in a 3-way civil war where every elector count basically had the right to try and restore order. Franz is no doubt a better emperor then him, but Vlad and Isabella would not be the worst rulers, far better then Mannlet.

>>186533987

Of course, unless you consider documentaries on the history channel to be for children.

You might be too new to know but TW was used to represent ancient battles in TV documentaries.

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>>186531606
>Tomb Kings announced

What happened to krellposter? Where is he to remind us that Fantasy and History should live in harmony?

How do I do a good Greenskins start on Very Hard?
I tried getting a foothold in the southern Badlands, but ended up being ground to tiny green bits between the stacks of Thorgrim and Karak Azul

>>186534130
I sure hope you're purposefully missing the point anon, for your own good.

>>186531606
I miss the Nagash not announced poster. The one with the skeletons and funny sentances.

>>186534018
I don't care about malekith's voice
I just think preordering digital goods is completely pointless when even the preorder incentive is available for a week after launch, and people should especially not have been preordering if anything they saw during the skaven reveal was enough to put them off

>>186534130
And before TW, they used tabletop models. An "outside obsever" still isn't going to give a fuck about the difference between someone watching historical/fantasy soldiers fighting in a vidya vs playing a tabletop, both will be considered immature.

tl;dr your sense of elitism is dumb as fuck

>>186534280

You said, and I quote:

>Because obviously looking at little men fighting like they were army-men appears much more mature to outside observers.

And I replied with

>Of course, unless you consider documentaries on the history channel to be for children.

Because they were used for an adult audience that doesn't play videogames, which confirms that t "little men fighting like they were army-men appears much more mature to outside observers"

>>186534238
he was a fraud

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Well I obviously don't know what the fuck I'm doing with Night Golbins but good enough

>>186534434
>history channel
>not for children

>>186533014
Man, its gotta suck to be such a salty crybaby all the time.

>>186534540

I assume you're conceding, was nice arguing with you.

So which WH2 army lets me stand in a line and let my artillery shred the opponent while they crash into my lines?

I can't be arsed microing shit, that's too casual.

>>186532894
i still don't quite get why people didn't like rome 2.

was it the bugs?

>>186534646
Actually I stopped caring at >>186534280, you are free to stay deluded. Normal people consider all of this to be equally immature, there's no degree of maturity in nerd shit for them.

>>186534668
Literally Dawi. They can't manoeuvre worth a damn.

>>186534774

You conceded the moment you started arguing that the history channel used to be for children when it had the holocaust on blast 24/7.

I've already proved my point, you haven't and now you reply with "I don't even caer lol" which is ironic since you're replying.

>>186534769
Godawful performance.
Lots of bugs and crashes.
Savegame errors
Shitload of faction DLC starts here.
No Family Trees-

>>186534908
The Dorfs aren't in the second game

>>186534947
>No Family Trees-
fug warhammer is ultra shit compared

>>186534959
wait a month or two for the combined map. Play dwarfs and avenge every grudge from the lustria to the chaos wastes

>>186534916
Must be nice to be so out of the loop of what people actually think in the real world. Good night anon.

Does anyone here use CreamAPI?

>>186535109

Still no argument, still you reply, I thought you stopped caring?

Just admit defeat, it's okay, you're anonymous.

>>186534916

Honestly they beat the Holocaust over our heads at such an early age I'd consider the hell pit abomination to be less kid friendly.

>>186534959
They have a location on the map. No doubt there will be a mod to make them playable within a week.

>>186535193
I would have if I didn't buy all the DLC first.

>>186535103
>>186535332
Can't I do the same thing with Skaven?

They have artillery

>>186534947
>Godawful performance.
>Lots of bugs and crashes.
>Savegame errors
I have literally never had issues with these

>Shitload of faction DLC starts here
Started with Shogun 2 sadly

>Family trees
Ehh they were good but losing that alone doesn't make it a bad game

>>186535334
this

I was only using it for the Wood Elves

>>186535392

Mileage may vary in Skaven actually holding the line. Especially against the other W2 races.

>>186535203
The argument is still the same, it's all immature shit. You can try and justify yourself to your dad about how your video game was totally so awesome that it was on tv (hint: no one cared about the fact R1 was used in the documentary because they watched said documentary for the historical stuff, not the little animated men), in the end you're still playing a video game.

I know you're just memeing, but I'm getting worried for you.

>>186535472

“When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”

― C.S. Lewis

>>186535472
>>186535203

Anons please, you're both equally fat and unlovable.

>>186535392
Skaven infantry have the fastest speed out of all other infantry (save for maybe wood elves) they are meant to have a giant horde rush forward while being aided by monsters and artillery.

>>186535406
>I have literally never had issues with these
Works on my machine was never a good argument.
Steam was filled with negative reviews about people simply being unable to play the game.
>Shogun 2 did it first
Not on the scale Rome 2 did.
Shogun had like what? 3 DLC factions with all three not even being that important?
Meanwhile Rome 2 had like 20.

>>186533896
i mean I guess. ya. the thing that really matters is the mechanics.

>5 Eagle bolt throwers
>10 Lothern Sea Guard
>5 Swordmasters of Hoeth

Come at me rat and lizard fucking shits

>>186535584
That's my point.

>>186535573
I agree. It's the other anon that feels the need to be superior in the way he indulges in "more mature" stuff.

The new history games will be small sized like Charlegman

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>muh family trees, arranged marriages and papal elections
Fuck off to Crusader Kings if you think CA should spend Charlemagnes on that and not on improving the HEART of the game
>battles
>SIEGE battles
>naval battles

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what the fuck are the grail reliquaes for Louen?

i think we need separate generals to contain the fantasyfags to one thread

because this might as well just be warhammer general at this point

>>186535696
>that army
absolutely chivalrous

>>186535739
Nice history posting you have there anon.

>>186535651
>No cavalry

lewl, elf cucks everyone

>>186535651
>eagle bolt throwers need los
even if you box in the bolt throwers rats can spawn inside it and keep disrupting

>>186535634
>Shogun had like what? 3 DLC factions with all three not even being that important?
More like 8, with some of them being literally Day One DLC you got for pre-ordering from different retailers. But it's ok: Shogun 2 faction have hardly any differences!

>>186535820
>cavalry
(lol

>>186535696
what do they do? they give +12 leadership which is useful as bret infantry tends to heave low to med leadership. also grant immunity to psychology which is needed so you don't get shat on by units that cause fear

>>186535739

Are you suggesting there's even enough historyposting to keep a general alive?

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>try some parthia after not touching rome 2 for a year
>skirmish option doesn't work properly
>slingers completely rape horse cav

well I guess it's better than rome 1 700 kills horse cav but damn guess there is no reason to play this faction then

>>186535815
And absolutely dead to skinwolves, fimir and mammoths.

>>186535891
>skirmish option doesn't work properly

You're supposed to micro them anyway?

>>186535696
Are you playing on nintendo 64?

>>186535651
>3 carnosaurs kills all of it
lol nice units helfs cucks

>>186535696

It affects Knights too doesnt it

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>>186535885
kek

>>186535675
The campaign map is almost as important as the battles. They are necessary to give context to the battles, and for medieval 3 seige battles should be a focus on improving, but I also want family trees, arranged marriages, and papal elections all simplified compared to CK2 but still in there.
Barely anyone even plays naval battles.

>>186535984
>3 carnosaurs
>against 10 anti-large units and 5 artillery that can be switched to anti-large weaponry
GJGE

>>186535885
who cares, better than the posts getting lost in a sea of wizard nerd nonsense

>>186535891
>shields don't actually block arrows but provide extra health
>skirmish option works perfectly fine
>cataphract charges fuck over everything short of elephants
>armoured horse archers laugh at non AP missiles

How is there a reason NOT to play Parthia?

>>186535972
try microing 15 units of horse cav all across the map

it's possible but just not very fun

>>186536069
What posts?

>>186535651

>20 clanrats
>reinforced by 20 clanrats
>reinforced by 20 clanrats
>reinforced by 20 clanrats

Consider yourself came at

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>>186531321
Chaos marauders > Norscan marauders
https://youtu.be/nb1ydu81oOE?t=3m28s

>>186536069
>wizard nerd nonsense
>implying wanting to recreate ye olde battles ain't nerdy as well

>summoned clanrants disintegrate like the undead
JUST

>>186535859
>More like 8
But Shogun 2 only has 12 playable factions.
Ikko Ikki, Hattori and Otomo are the only DLC factions.

Meanwhile Rome 2 had Sparta, Athens, Epirus, three pirate factions, three nomad factions and three black sea colony factions.
Not to mention that Rome 2 only launched with 9 factions and that it took them ages to release things like the Seleucids.

Rome 2 was pretty much an early access title.

>>186536073
>>skirmish option works perfectly fine
'no'
they retreat way too slow and often get caught by fast cavalry

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Let's do some 18th century rolling

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THREADLY REMINDER

Start video at 17:25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynuTES55PYs

>>186536247
Skaven are a virus so they're not really living beings, it's ok.

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>>186536176
>literal shit
>reinforced by literal shit
>reinforced by literal shit
>reinforced by literal shit

>>186536201
>29 views
>1 dislike

Nice video

>>186536275
But I don't want to suffer!

>>186536312
>getting drowned in a sea of shit

>>186536275
P R U S S I A
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>>186536364
...almost

>>186536263
>slow cav gets caught by fast cav

Oh shit nigger you don't say. And skirmish works perfectly fine, I don't know what your problem is.

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>>186536275
And I might as well put the warhammer roll chart out as well

>>186536275
FÖR MODERLANDET, FÖR SVERIGE I TIDEN

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AMA apprentice designer at CA

>>186536176

I feel like seeing this attacking me would make me smile but by the time the battle was over I would be filled with hate instead.

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>>186536445
rolling

In fact give me every roll chart you have I want to fill in the gaps
I know we have them for attila, rome 2 and shogun 2

>>186536519

Black coffee or tea

>>186536519
Will elves get floppy hats

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>>186536334
>newfag
>not knowing acnekun

I just wish he went back and did more fleshlight reviews and scream at normies again.

>>186536519

Post the combined map along with a timestamp and your scrote.

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>>186536623
>>186536519

Will elves get floppy ears.

>>186536426
>skirmisher cav
>slow cav
they take ages to begin running away and get caught by the charging cav

>>186536519
Post dick and timestamp

>>186536641
>NOT KNOWING THE LOCAL AUTIST
Yeah what a newfag i am help me

>>186536519
post timestamp

>>186535864
mate, look at his fucking army, you see any peasants there?

>>186536519
leak the first dlc

>>186536684
Anything more armoured than the basic horse archer is slower than the cav an AI is gonna send at you. The basic HA are impossible to be caught by anything but the lightest cav. Again, something wrong with your game, seeing how I never had any problem with skirmish mode.

>>186536892

Of course, who do you think is carrying that reliquae?

just bought call of the beastmen. how do I play these goatfuckers? Bad idea to go up against armies with lots of anti infantry im guessing

>>186535739
>look mom I posted it again

>>186537005
Lots of Minotaurs
Throw in some Cygors and Centigors for good measure

>>186535739
not a bad idea desu

>>186537005
Rape everything.

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>>186536734
Helping newfags is not something I do, but you're not missing much nowadays. I feel like such a CWC stalker when it comes to acnekun.

>>186537005
Ambushing people is fun

Taking advantage of stalking units and units that can deploy close to the enemy lines is also fun

Minotaurs are the most fun, but Morghur is the strongest LL and his traits kind of discourage having minotaurs

Basically you either come at them like a big train of fuck you or like a creeping rapist in a dark park

>>186536616
tea
>>186536623
yes
>>186536676
i'll inquire on monday about adding ear psychics
>>186536645
i'd love to but i don't want to get sacked, it would be obvious it would have been me
>>186536702
maybe
>>186536763
my phone takes photos too high res to post directly and i cba to move my lazy arse to the pc
>>186536924
tomb people, idk the skelly guys idk I don't play the game and i know nothing about warhammer

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>>186537339
>my phone takes photos too high res to post directly and i cba to move my lazy arse to the pc

>>186536426
I'm the original guy. My horse cav literally stood ground for 10 seconds against charging INFANTRY spearmen. They had enough space to run away but for some reason they didn't.

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It is now August, and the howls of dying slaves fill the bleak land of Naggaroth with a sweet cacophony. Very soon the Asur will experience such an atmosphere, for the Witch King is finalising his strategy for the coming campaign.

From all over the land come the lords and ladies of the Black Council, and it will be a permanant position for some. Ever eager to guide her son down the path she has divined, the great Hag Queen Morathi spends much time in council with her son. Though some sense conflict between them in the future, Morathi has promised her strongest pupils will join the legions of the Druchii.

In Har Ganeth the cavorting Brides of Khaine spill the blood of offerings to their God, whilst many a would be sacrifice is lost to the blades of the Executioners.
The Beastmasters of Clar Karond rouse their monstrous captives with many a laggard elf suffering in the process. All over Naggaroth the corsair fleets have been sent ahead to pillage and despoil the Black Council's choice of targets, a content glint could be seen in the Witch King's eyes, if anyone had the heart to look at them.

The time is now, the treasonous Asur will soon bow to the true Phoenix King whether they wish it or not. Domination by a best elf soon!

hate to be that guy but what are some of the must have mods excluding the instant quest mod when playing through the campaign?

>>186537440
>not playing along with obvious fakes when there is desperate lack of STUFF to discuss
Lurk more before posting.

>>186537691
Better Camera Mod
that's it

>>186532083
Paradox /gsg/ games are totally different animals from Total War games. Myself and many others love both, neither will hurt the other, they can only kill themselves.

Unless someone comes up with TW battles and Paradox strat/economy/diplomacy in one game. But then I'd be too busy masturbating to that to care.

>>186537887
>P*radox

no, maybe Stellaris but otherwise just no

>>186537947
>Stalearis
Let's not.

>>186537998
>>>/gsg/

>>186537947
Stellaris seems like the biggest example of "we'll just finish this game that's like 30% done with DLC over three years" that paradox has ever put out

>>186537686
based

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>>186537339
>tomb people, idk the skelly guys idk I don't play the game and i know nothing about warhammer
>on /twg/

>>186537339

>It would be obvious it was me.

Why is everyone at CA familiar with your scrotum?

>>186535097
why would warhammer have something like that though? I mean, if anything only dwarves and bretonnians could use something like that.

>>186536280
If thats truly the combined map in pretty fucking stoked. Old world preserved and new world addition basically doubles the map. Its gonna be awesome

>>186530560
>Albert Camus
Why ? I don't get it.

>>186538314
>300 years pass and KARL FRANZ is still PRINCE AND EMPEROR
Yeah, it doesn't make sense but hey it's something to complain about

>>186538378

That's a previous version of the combined map. It's probably fairly close.

>>186536445
yuck

Which warhammer race has the best women?

>>186538638
greenskins

>>186538638
Vampires. They dont age and they only give those they love/admire the blood kiss so you can be sure as shit they'll only have the hottest broads.

High elves second place since Ulthuan is safe so they have the warhammer equivalent of slutty starbucks drinking she elf basic bitches.

Ugliest probably skaven/norsca/dwarfs

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>>186538638
Best Elves, followed by Vampires.

>>186536201
Kurgan marauders vs norscan marauders basically

>>186538638

Greenskins.

Because there aren't any.

Who needs em, amirite fellas?

...so lonely

>>186538638
vamps because they have the purest waifus

>>186538638
Norsca.

>>186536445

Do one for 2 so I can pick my first lord

>>186538847
YOU DAFT GIT

>>186538847
Gits WAAAGH'in der own 'ay

>>186538801
>Ugliest probably dwarfs
THORGRIM
GET THE BOOK

>>186538638

Skaven

>>186538929
the glorious anon that made the warhammer 1 roll chart is already making the warhammer 2 roll chart, he is just waiting for the images of the LL heads

>>186538987
not really women but giant bloated 'rats' that always have at least ten rats shooting seed into her while spewing out babies at the same time

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>>186538801
begone weak manling

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>>186536280
Is this really it? FUCK

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>>186539068

>>186538314
what do you mean?
people aren't allowed to have families?
what kind of retardation logic is this?

Norsca and Beastmen are my favourite

>>186536280
*squishes world together*

>>186539386
Help me get into Beastmen.
Why should I like them?

>>186538378
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>186536280
it ain't that bad right? right?

>>186539320
i doubt greenskins beastmen vampires chaos marauders and tomb kings have big families

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S K I N K S

>>186536519
Why did Joey get replaced doing voice over stuff for the TWW2 preview stuff like she did on TWW1. She was much better than that new guy.

>>186536280
They mentioned a while ago that the old world would not lose any provinces and that the new world would lose a few ones so it is not really suprising.

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>>186538638
Not even up for debate anymore.

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What a mess! I'm junk at 40 vs 40 battles. Got a bit too pre-occupied keeping the Outriders away from my flank, then the Empire Knights stormed out of the forest to hammer my Gors into a Halberdier anvil :(

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>>186538916
>eternally devoted to you
>kills herself in grief after you die
>supports your hobbies (even when it's claiming the imperial throne)
>will give you 2 children (though one is insane and the other is a mannlet)
>loves you even if you are missing a nose and corpse-like
>agrees to marry you the night she meets you
>the only wedding gift she wants is her uncle's heart
>gives the good succ
Truly the best waifu

>>186539616
Vampires actually have the largest families due to adopting whoever they turn into a vampire

>>186539616
so make a clan mechanic instead

>>186539475
They have poor staying power, but are lightning fast rapegoats.
Make the enemy shoot your shitty ungors and then barrel through with your minotaurs.
Rush the gaps with your gors and bestigors.
Mop up with centigors.
Afterwards pee poo on their corpses

What have they done to Tilea, these guys are going completely crazy lately. Rank 4 on 2 stupid fucking settlements.

>>186539707
What are those flying things? Dark Elf Harpies?

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>>186539068

>>186539693
>Most of the Southlands gone
>A few

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>>186539707
That's a man!

>>186539913
dumb confused poster

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>>186539707
She got fucked by a rat and she enjoyed it

>>186539823
They make like 2x or 3x more money from ports and all their cities are ports, power ranking overestimates them.


>>186539874
Nothing important in the southlands anyways, tomb kings still in.

>>186539568
Of course not, it looks fucking awesome actually, the map is going to be fucking enormous if thats what it actually looks like. Im curious though where the unit resources are gonna come from. Game 1 files or is game 2 going to have everything in it when installed?

>>186536280
why though

why not just add it all in

do you think we will see verminlords in warhammer 2?

campaign spoilers I guess?

according to the russian leaks, the vortex campaign will feature a new greater daemon as a final boss. It will come out of the vortex or somehting but I'm sure it won't be a fucking verminlord, People think it's going to be an unclean one.

>>186539830
Yup

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>>186538638
There's only one answer

>>186540053
Poorfags would complain about it

Reservoir and Latrines seem backwards in Attila. I know probably no one cares but this really tickles my autism.

Reservoir increases sanitation and public order

Latrines increases sanitation but less, in favor of growth.

Seems like having access to a water reservoir would be better for growth and latrines better for sanitation.

Unless they are using the shit...

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>>186539993
DELET

>>186540063
The warpstone rites mechanic mention a daemon, so i think its still possible we will see a verminlord.
I think it will be something like the monster hunt and chaos god devotion RoRs that Norsca get.

>>186540053
>Too many charlemagnes.
>You think you want a big space but you don't
>I-it will be fixed in game 3!
>Nothing important about those places anyway :^)
>Augment your pre-order to increase the size!

Now buy the DLC

>>186540225
It wouldn't be that surprising if the skaven intend to summon a verminlord and accidentally get a great unclean one or something

>>186539762
too bad she sucked hundreds of dicks before she met vlad

>>186540053
Too much empty wasteland

>>186540186
Urine was useful, shit not so much, dog shit was prefered to human shit.

>Stats just on par with the rest of the game with martial prowess
>Sub-par stats without it

Why CA has a huge hateboner for Helves again?

>>186540314
Thanquol accidentally summoned Skarbrand, twice

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Help me out please, I want to get into the new Total War games but I'm retarded about the inner workings of PCs so I gotta ask before upgrading, will this be sufficient to comfortably play Attila/WH1/WH2?

Intel core i3-7100 processor
8GM RAM
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 TI 4GB graphics card

According to Steam I'm just dandy on RAM, but on the subject of processors and graphics cards I might as well be a caveman.

Also I'm kinda interested in switching to Linux, but apparently the requirements are different there.

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>>186540097
Noncanon faction is noncanon

https://youtu.be/YRlhqPstlQQ?t=234

Ca stopped invicta from showing the battle with chaos warriors.
What are they trying to hide? Maybe a summoning mechanic for WoC?

>>186540053

Poorfag processors would choke and die

>>186540464
what did skarbrand do? how come he didn't kill thanquol?

>>186540464
>twice
When was the 2nd one?

>>186540472
It will run like shit on that.
Get a Ryzen 5 1600
12Gb of fast RAM
At least a 1060/rx580

>>186540595
>how come he didn't kill thanquol?
Thanquol is a born survivor he runs fast and knows how to throw meatshields to slow down pursuers.

>>186540324
And Vlad was in love with Khalida back when he was a Tomb Kang. Who cares? What matters is when they found each other. <3

>>186540472
>Comfortably
Unlikely
Total war is very demanding, i3's probably aren't going to cut it. One of the low tier ryzens would probably be better in that case just because you're getting twice the cores/threads. A 1050Ti might struggle a bit if you want high settings.

>>186540472
Linux is still shit for gaming

>>186540324
if she was stretched out used goods before becoming a vampire would she stay loose or return to tightness after becoming one

>>186536280
looks like the CoW map so i'm happy

>>186541126

She can tighten it again with sorcery.

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>>186540324
>Had a battle to wipe out the last of the Von Carstein faction during an empire campaign
>Isabella was reinforcing Vlad
>Had Vlad netted and made him watch my luminarks shoot his wife out of the sky
Hysh gets it right

>>186540324
No she didn't. Her father was really eager to marry her to anyone to prevent his brother from inheriting but even back then she had a reputation of being vain and immoral. As well as her father being known as one of the worst assholes no one wanted to associate with the von draks, her one suitor before Vlad having "killed himself".

>>186536280
>people pre-ordered for this
glad i didn't fall for it

>>186540110
>>186540562
>poorfags
you faggot realize even a decent computer will melt itself if EVERYTHING was kept in?
>inb4 I run a million dollar company with four 4k monitors and a NASA computer

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>>186535739

Go on then, make your history only total war general. Let's see how long it lasts

>>186536445
rollers

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I believe in my man Ralf

>>186540546
He can't win the battle and just ended it

>>186541568
See if you can focus fire on the necromancer

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G O B L I N S

>>186539616
>Tombs Kings
>Not having large famillies
You know that before Settra put everyone in line by bullying everyone in submission the Tomb Kings where fighting because the different generation all rised at the same time and all claimed the throne ?

Is thanquol the most pathetic lord ever? Like dick dastardly he comes close to winning then screws up comically and/or is thwarted by Gotrek and Felix everytime, name me something he has done successful please.

>>186540324
She didn't tough ? She was the only daughter of the leader of Sylvania, and he was pretty eager to marry her; but woman with slutty reputation don't tend to attract a lot of nobility, and with the Von Draks reputation.... before Vlad she was pretty much a cold ass bitch.

How many charlemagnes CA has left?

Still no history news?

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All this news is really killing harmony thanks to the children it brings in.

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I fuckign HATE vampires counts

>>186542367
The saga picture is the coast of the Ireland

there's your monthly news, tune in next month

Can someone tell me what's the point of agent actions if the AI cheats so much? What's the point of corruption if the AI doesn't suffer attrition?

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>>186541845
Deciding if I should throw my backs against a solid wall of buildings to prevent the Black Knights from flanking around and ass fucking my guys and holding the line while my pistoleers run around and try to do as much damage as possible/ distract units. Or try something else.

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Teclis is even more of a disappointment than mazdamundi, look at those spells

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>mfw patiently waiting to sacrifice Queek Headgiver upon the alter of Khaine

Are there any good map packs for the campaign that's AI friendly?

>>186542558
You pistolers will probably get caught by their fast units. Better to have them behind your lines for fire support.

Though if your pistolers can outrun any of their units then you should bait parts of their army so your infantry won't fight as many right away.

>>186542516
Assassinate generals is a big one, probably the most important
See what they have
Stop recruitment for a turn

In Shogun 2 as Ikko Ikki you can convert provinces and cause rebellions which is rad. A """peaceful""" way of taking provinces.

>>186542608
holy shit teclis is super weak

hope he doesn't get too close to grimgor

>>186542516
>AI doesn't suffer attrition

They do from my experience. It can be pretty devestating. They like to use raiding stance a lot though.

>>186542608
>lvl 1 teclis

>>186542760
I think I'll leave one unit behind my lines and see if I cant use one to shoot Zelig right off the bat a few times.

>>186542868
Well, he is a cripple held up by magical juju beans.

>>186542516
Agents are genuinely good in Wamhams though.
Assaulting units or walls can make a huge difference for an upcoming battle.

Also AI gets lots of attrition you dumb gremlin

>>186542610
what do you think she was thinking in that moment?

>>186543015
>I wonder what skaven dick is like
She would find out very soon

>>186542608

>Net of Amyntok
>Flock of Doom
>Glimmering Robe
>Enfeebling Foe
>Regrowth

But those are literally all great spells?

>>186542608
how does Tyrion compare to other duelists such as Archaon, king conlour or whatever his name is and Vlad?

>>186540595
He put a lot of people between him and Skarbrand and runned for his life. Skarbrand made everyone ANGRY and started to destroy everything near him (fortunatly for the Dawi he was in the middle of the Skaven army) and then got pulled back in the warp.

>>186543015
>"I wonder what high elf pusy tastes like."

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>>186542916
This is working much better than I expected. Line is holding well enough and once Necroboy here dies from 200 gunshot wounds I'll use this unit to do some charges.

>>186542608
Those spells look like placeholders desu

>>186543015
>I sure hope I don't get buttraped by rats today...

>>186543168
King Leoncoeur, and pretty well. I don't have the stat in mind, but he look nasty with those Fire and magic damage, and he got really high MA and MD

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>playing beastmen
>4 fucking agents keep following me and assaulting my armies wherever i go

FUCK OFF PRINCES/BELEGAR/ESTALIA/WOODELVES REEEEEEEEE FUCKING WOOD ELVES HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE I THOUGHT I KILLED ALL OF YOU

>>186543168
Nobody could have tested it yet

>>186543015
>midgets, this should be easy

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>>186543324
Wow the AI was quick to direct Black Knights and dire wolves to rundown that unit. Holy shit no chill.

>>186543187
does everyone in the setting know who Skarbrand is? I wonder what the dwarfs thought when they saw the bloodthrister.

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>start a slav campaign in attila
>start hunting huns for that mission
>"hey horse cutters they should prove useful"
>they get destroyed in melee by hunnic lancers even after activating the bonus against cavalry skill

>>186543623

"That cunt has seventeen hundred grudges in the book!"

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>when one of your towns gets razed and Bretonnia takes it immediately on the next turn

>>186543683
Just move to Arabia/Egypt and farm to victory.

>>186543623
Probably "Fuck what is this shit now ? AND HOLY SHIT I'M ANGRY LET'S GO FUCK UP SKAVEN "

>>186532607

Woah. Where the hell is that art from?

>>186543168

If he can close to melee without losing a sizeable amount of health (no shield really leaves him open to gunfire) he should be able to trounce pretty much every current duelist lord. He's across the board better than Louen and Vlad.

>>186540521
They're definitely canon, they just dont have (many) models

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I just picked up TW Warhammer today, what's a good easy race to start with?

>>186543168

70 MA and MD
Magic and Fire damage
130 armor
470 MS

No armour piercing will make him lose quite a lot of damage against heavily armoured lords, but he should absolutely rape anything below 80 armor

>>186540521
Was it part of the great plan?

>>186543979
dwarfs would probably seem appealing to your animebrain

>>186543979

Dwarfs or Vampire Counts.

>>186543780
but muh slavic homeland

>>186543979

Dorfs are the easiest. Empire is probably the hardest, followed by maybe Chaos.

>>186543929

he got 95 speed on top of his horse

Closing distance isn't a problem at all

The faggot can outrun a charging swords of chaos or wildriders unit

Tyrion unironically is Hayai

>>186543979
Dwarfs

Do you think they'll add unique start positions and rebalance the lords and stuff from the 1st game for the 2nd game?

>>186540464
>>186540595
>try to summon giant horned rat daemon
>summon Skarbrand, a greater daemon of Khorne that was exiled by his master
>pretty much serves the same purpose and many lulz were had by all the skaven who matter
I remain convinced that the Skaven are the racial equivalent of Chaos' sewers. Their god is obviously the aborted remains of a collusion between Tzeentch and Nurgle, and the skaven chosen by the Horned Rat "fucks up" and summons a Khorne reject "on accident." Twice.

>>186543979
They're all easy.

>>186544146
>Do you think
no

>>186543929

Following up on this: putting him on a horse actually seems very dangerous unless he can get a shit load of missile resist.

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>>186543573
Sons of Sigmar: 1
Undead Cucks: 0

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>>186543979
Dwarfs are a sturdy starting faction.

>Give Mannlet the ability to use magic from 2 different lores
>Never reuse that mechanic, even for lords where it would make more sense

???

>>186536445
Brap

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Hochland expeditionary force bites off more than it can chew

>>186544115

Yeah, but you have to assume he loses stats at half health like other high elves. Making him large when he can't equip a shield is a dangerous trade off.

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>fighting zombies with mammoths

>>186543929
Yeah you will probably want to avoid landing near him as Louen, Vlad will have issue avoiding him since the poor feelah is stuck on foot, but hey, he can just summon wall of zombie to tarpit him.