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>The Summer Games 2017 event is Live!
>last year's summer games items are back for regular pricing (1x), while new items are also available for event pricing (3x)
>the event ends on August 28th
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OWbGgGjdBk [Embed]

>Event item tracker
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/SUMMER_GAMES

>DEATHMATCH has been added to the PTR
>includes both 6v6 TDM and 8-man FFA
>along with a new map built for FFA (it's bloo's family home)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_CBzklel1c [Embed]

>Latest comic
https://reader.madefire.com/work/w-a2da1239584645338362109be0e7f1fd/read/

>Latest PC patch notes
PTR: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20972920
Live: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

>Overwatch dev tracker
http://www.overstalk.io

>Hero tips, tricks and basics
https://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Personal stats / leader boards
https://overbuff.com
https://masteroverwatch.com

>Previous thread:
>>186464479
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I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD
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inb4 some unfunny forced meme
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>>186510198
no pls give key
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Here comes T.Racer!
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Why is Genji allowed to have no weaknesses
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Tracey
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>>186510432
>saying this when soldier exists

fuck off shitter
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>>186510432
It's always so funny to me when people bitch about hanzo and how he needs a nerf despite his 0% pickrate

Meanwhile, Genji gets infinite mobility and latency-defeating deflect
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Cheers, love!
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>>186510447
cute boy
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>>186510139
>mfw overbatch is dying at 4chan
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Did you get your copy yet?
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>>186510669
I'm not too sure: do you like your traceys with or without a penis?
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>>186510701
What's that?
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I wish I had friends
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>>186510669
kill yourself you fucking degenerate
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Reminder that Mommy Mercy is bes girl
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>>186510679
>we've devolved into trying to make pubg seem like a shitty unsuccessful game

at least we're going to get a new map that will be released for a month on the PTR, then "released" onto live qp and arcade for a week, and only then will we be able to play it once every 30 games in a semi-meaningful game mode
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Jesus Christ this general is /ksg/-tier. Nobody talks about the game anymore, it's just the same posts over and over again and waifushit.

RIP Overwatch, killed by Blizzard's ineptness and negligence.
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>>186510547
at long range he will deflect him and run away until he has everything up again

at close range soldier gets destroyed by him no matter the situation
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>>186510971
You are doubtlessly more likely to make a friend with a cool partner you got far with in pubg than in this beyond toxic cancer-ridden shittery, just saying
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>>186510971
I wish I lived in a huge cyberpunk city where it was dusk and raining constantly

CP2077 when
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coolforthe
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Name a general that hates their game more than /owg/
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>>186511342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il9nqWw9W3Y
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>>186511432
Name a site that on the internet that it's users hate "anything" they care about more than 4chan.
You can't.
Isn't this the reason you come here too?
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>>186511151
at long range everyone will hide in cover until their shit is up, deflect is negligible

he does not fucking destroy his every time at short range when the faggot is standing in a healing pool and it takes him like 1.5 seconds to run out of dash/fan range. if genji gets into trouble, he can at most dash or climb away which doesn't mean much in eternal dive meta. if soldier is caught without healing pool, he still has a 120dmg rocket, a gun that can mow dowb any squishy anyway, and a fucking limitless sprint. you are a shitter
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everyone in this thread hates their life
prove me wrong /owg/
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>>186511675
I don't. I just dislike shitposters.
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>>186511675
I can't. It's true.
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Hello!
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still unable to top this insane return from the nether realm of platinum

My winstreak was so stacked I was getting 100+ SR per win
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>>186511675
Why would i try to prove you wrong?
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>>186511863
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>>186511675
kys faggot retard
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>>186511863
Hello Orisa! please bring some positivity to this funeral of a general!
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>>186511863
Coucou
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>>186511564
I come here to post hero ideas for people to say are good ideas or shit
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>>186511863
Fuck off you fat cow. Nothing but a waste of dev time.
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I wanna fuck Tracer
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eyo what's with this collective depression today

I mean more than 4chan standard
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>>186511583
>soldier can't shoot at long range at a group of enemies
>helix rocket at close range against genji
you are the shitter
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>>186512107
Ever since depression has been considered as a real issue now, suddenly everyone has depression.
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What is this c8/c9 thing people have been farming around the chat lately? Can someone explain?
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>>186511675
I'm pretty happy. I play Overwatch only a few hours a week with my buddies and have other games that I play in the meanwhile
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>>186512096
Me too~
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>>186512260
>soldier can kill non-retards at long range
>40hp self-damage makes 120 enemy damage not worth it

shitter
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>>186512454
TRACER IS A

DDDDYYYKKKEEEE!!!!!
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>>186512490
>deflected helix
>40 damage

LMAO, shitter and retard
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>>186512096
Tracey is NOT for fucking
She's for licking!
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Whats the validity of the 'Travelling to Junkertown' leaks from plebbit?
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>>186512454
>>186512096
I, too, wanna fuck cute boys
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>>186512006
>tfw no tasty Bloo gf
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>>186512617

Seems all but confirmed.
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>>186512570
>deflect is always up

how to spot a shitter 101
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>>186512625

>>186510987
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SR AND SKILL RATING SHOULDNT BE A THING IN THIS GAME

ITS NOT MY FAULT WE FUCKING LOSE

AHHHHH
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>>186512675
>>186512820
Stop...
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>>186512107
>this basically translates to 0%
Cheeky AI.
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>>186512812
you sound like a cute frustrated boy, kik? let's meet up
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>>186512625
Tracer's a girl.
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>>186512749
>genji ever playing without his shit up
>teams fighting without genji
It's pointless to try to make sense out of a bronze shitter like you
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>>186512857

It really shouldn't since OW is about as competitive as Smash Bros. And if you're going to have it they could have surely devised a better system than this half-assed worst-of-both-worlds ELO system that discourages flexing, rewards onetricking, and gives the biggest boost to the most centralizing, braindead, and easy to play character in the game.

But I've made my peace with it and the trick is to just not give a shit about OW at all. Just play it like a party game where nothing matters.
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>>186513015
yes, all genjis hide in a corner unless deflect is up, there LITERALLY isn't a single moment in an engagement when it's down, even though he's LITERALLY using it all the time to make himself invincible

also, you shouldn't call people bronze shitters unless you want to sound like a plat shitter who thinks he's actually not trash. or did I over-estimate you? are you actually gold? lmao
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I love Angela!
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>>186513497
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>>186513431

There is one way to settle this, and it's to post your stats page right now. I'm tired of this bullshit where every argument ends with "t. ____ shitter." It's fucking tiring, Reddit-tier arguing. If you want to bring this up, both of you put up or shut up.
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>>186513027
>these are the mental gymnastics people put themselves through so they can actually play this shit

lol
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>>186511863
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>>186513591
neat pepe
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>>186513497
>mercy will never dominate your mouth and ass with her hulking, erect schlong
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>>186513718
takes one to know one lol
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>>186513649

What mental gymnastics? I just realize the game is not competitive, so I play for fun, and don't take it too seriously. There's no "gymnastics" there.
If you take OW seriously you'll only be frustrated and probably end up like Taimou, miserable, burnt out a year in, and losing his mind.
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>>186513621
only plat shitters call people bronze shitters though

I've made master this season though have since fallen back to low diamond, but why would I say this when I can just post literally anybody's overbuff stats and act like a GM?
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>>186513778
Ikr right...

https://track5.mixtape.moe/zukbai.webm
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>>186512107
its friday and while normal people our age are out going to parties and enjoying life we are stuck here posting lewd drawings made be other suicidal grown men in a general made for a low skill fps game
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>>186513882

I don't give a fuck, I'm just tired of this shit argument where if someone disagrees with you they are Bronze or whatever rank. I want that to die. From now on if people try to pull rank they should be required to post their name, in the middle of a match, with a timestamp. There should be effort required for this babby argument.
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Would you participate in an /owg/ friday night tournament every week? If so then what do you think what gametype would you rather play? Custom/regular ones?
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>queuing at low masters
>get paired with diamonds only
>someone notices Im in masters and says "holy shit guys we are playing with a master"
>"he's probably carried" t. some guy playing winston
>the match starts and the first thing winston did was jump in at enemies 1v6 and got melted in a second
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>>186513869
what makes the game uncompetitive aside from some completely arbitrary factors you use to justify not being good enough to rise to the top?

on second thought I really couldn't give a shit about some shitter's excuses lmao, keep it to yourself
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>>186514178
>/owg/
>ever playing together
i'd guarantee you that this idea would go to shit really fast
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>>186514178

I don't want to play with people from 4chan.
I pretty much hate everyone who plays this game, including myself.
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>>186513497
ayy lmao
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>>186513964
I'm going out tomorrow and I'm not very depressed anymore since I got help

Life is pretty good
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>>186514305

Now who is doing the mental gymnastics?
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Tracer is cute
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>>186514581
CUTE dyke
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>>186514060
>let's try to add an element of validity to ad hominem arguments in a place where literally anyone can say literally anything

I'm sure that will inject much reason into our daily discourse

Fact is, you only call people bronze shitters if you think you're actually a somebody in this game when you're gold or plat.
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>>186514228
>mfw masters act all mighty and shit when they are literally a few wins up from my rank.

>waa waa why iz dat diamond shitter picking dps waa waa
>hes a d.va/mercy main
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>>186513431
deflect is much more likely to be up than soldier's biotic field, and genji is literally meant to be played with ability rotations

literally kill yourself you subhuman shitter
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>>186514673
that's not how you spell boy
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I want to have sex with blue girl.
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>>186514723
>>Fact is, you only call people bronze shitters if you think you're actually a somebody in this game when you're gold or plat.

Yeah and I want those people ridiculed. "t. Bronze" is a shit argument and it needs to be called out.
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>>186514876
Alright, bébé...Bend over.
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>everyone going to the point on their own at different times
how the fuck is diamond this fucking bad? diamonds are literally bronzes who can do their solo niggering shit better. everyone is so fucking dumb
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>>186514798
that wasnt your original argument. You said genji NEVER plays without deflect up. what the hell does likeliness have to do with the fact there will necessarily be down time if he uses it in an engagement? are you too bad to play around cooldowns? clearly you are

please stop embaraasing yourself shitter, and please don't get so rude and call me a subhuman, there is no reason to be mad
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>>186514963
i really want to suck and get fucked by widowmaker's huge dick t b h f a m
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>>186514723
>Fact is, you only call people bronze shitters if you think you're actually a somebody in this game when you're gold or plat.

So what do i say when a bronze shitter tries to educate me how to play this game? Acknowledge his playstyle and follow it? Theres a reason why our ranks differs so much and it isnt because hes ooga but team booga all the time.
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>>186515070
>>186514798
ITT: 2 turbo shitters argue over who is the bigger shitter and their superiors gather around to laugh at them.
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>get a forced loss
>-31sr
what a fucking great game
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>>186514554
>asking a question to clarify your retarded perspective is mental gymanstics

lol this guy's an olympian
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>>186515070
I'm providing another argument so your subhuman brain can understand, Genji's deflect has an 8 second cooldown, Soldier's biotic field has a 15 second cooldown so playing around cooldowns is not an option

>embaraasing
lmao pathetic you can't even write nor provide solid arguments other than "giit guudd xDDDD" retard
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>mid gold DPS main, 2313 SR
>turn settings to 50% render scale, colorbilnd mode, full gamma, full contrast, full bringhtness, low on everything else
>play without headphones on
>pick _mercy_
>won 7 games in a row

Is this what diamond tastes like?
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>>186515120
>implying you didn't boost yourself with the Mercy SR
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>>186515261
pls bully me too cute anime poster
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>>186515504
fuck off idiot
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>>186515261
as a master genji main I love eating plat shitters for breakfast and then reading their impotent tears here

>d-d-d-deflect is always up! no weaknesses! b-b-blizz pls save me!!!

It's utterly hilarious
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>>186514178
Been in three different 4chan discords for OW and I can tell you now that it never works out
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Hey kids, I heard about your thread!
I just thought i'd come here to remind you about the game you SHOULD be playing, you really should. It's a game called Battleborn! have you heard of it? im sure you have, Battleborn is a hero based shooter, cool right? It has No forced losses, No team booga, and lots of waifus! why don't you come and give it a try?

I'll see you on the battlefield, Battleborners!
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>ywn lovingly hug Reinhardt
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Post underrated skins
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>>186515449

You fuckers think I'm joking.

I'm deadly serious.
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>>186515416
yes, it's always a case of both popping their cds and then genji hiding in a corner until his deflect is back up again. wow so overfuckingpowered. maybe you're supposed to shoot the helix rocket during those 8 fucking seconds? that's some plat tier strategy waaaay above your head I'm sure

>genji only plays with his cooldowns up
>he literally disappears from the map when they're down wtf blizz

this is literally your argument. I'm going to go to bed laughing while imagining you sitting in impotent rage as yet another godly weeb devours your shitter ass
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When are they going to reduce Torbjorn's critbox? It's in his chest so I feel like I need armor just to be a 150 HP character.
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>>186515351
>forced loss
There's no such thing. You're just bad
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>>186516128

When someone on your team is throwing it's a forced loss.
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>>186515416
>playing around an 8 second cooldown is not an option because one of your abilities has a longer one

God you are retarded, these are the retards I play with.
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>3x gold 1xsilver
>+20 sr
>1x silver 1x bronze + potg
>+23 sr
hmm
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>>186516216
ME OOGA
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>>186516252
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>>186515495
>5minutes of mercy time

ah yea i forgot i played mercy at all
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>>186515416
>8 second cooldown
>can't play around it because reasons

git gud
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CUTE DYKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwP4pFTE9V4
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Who should I instalock and play in comp tonight, /owg/?
7 decides :^)
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>>186516404
Well dive as a whole is pretty cancerous, mostly because blizz has let it stagnate for like what, 5 months now but yes these people are retarded
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>>186516571
D.va
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>>186516618

The point is lists 4 characters and says those are the 3 cancers.
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>>186516404
>the three(4) cancers
Whoever made that post must have had a stroke.
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>>186516571
Mercy
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>>186510994
Ah, I see you are an anon of refined tastes as well
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>>186516083
It's not just that, even if you reduce his critbox, he will still be very, very vulnerable as a combatant because of how circular he is.

You see, Torbjörn is a big fat fucking circle, very unlike Tracer for example. Any weapon that fires in a circular spread (Reaper, S76, Sombra, Tracer, Dva etc.) fucking shreds him because every damn pellet and bullet will hit him.

Zenyatta suffers from the exact same thing. Trying to defend yourself from a Tracer is one of the most fucking brutal things I have ever experienced in a shooter game and I played shooters since I could fucking sit up straight.
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fug

>>186516571
Hanzo
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>>186516571
Rein
Julia is shit
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>>186516492
I wanna headbutt Tracer's crotch with my face and take a nice, deep sniff.
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>>186516060
when genji has his abilities on cooldown he plays mainly passive, that should be no surprise to a ""master"" player
if you think that's not how 90% of the genji playerbase plays then you are a real delusional retard without eyes
even in the case both don't pop their cds at the same time, soldier is at disadvantage because his cooldown is almost twice genji's cooldown, so genji will have it sooner than him
also, there's no reason for genji to use deflect at close range before soldier shoots the helix (unless he knows the soldier won't stop shooting), that also should be pretty basic for a master player, we are not even accounting swift strike here
good night turboshitter, it looks like you ran out of arguments and are running awaylol
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>>186516571
Torb
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>>186516741
Yes I know. Furthermore, blaming individual characters as cancer when it's the neglected dynamic of the entire cast that has led to the eternal prevalence of dive is just as retarded.
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>>186516128
there's absolutely such a thing

you have to keep in mind when playing comp that some percentage of wins and losses you won't affect. either you'll be carried or anti-carried. all you can do is play your best and affect those games where you are the deciding factor.
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>>186516951
fuck off reinhardt, you're making it too obvious its you with those tiny hands
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>>186516252
>>186516453
>genji is only deflect
git gud
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>>186516571
Bastion
just kidding, whoever you want to
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>>186516571
Orisa.
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>>186516571
Widowmaker
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>>186516571
You're gonna play Mei and you're gonna like it.
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>>186516571
Torb
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WHERE'S THE FUCKING MAIN CLIENT UPDATE ALREADY?
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>>186516571
No one, you will play quickplay and you will love it
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>>186516571
Junkrat!
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>>186515896
all of reapers recolors are nice desu
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When are they going to put the borders back in the crosshairs?
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>>186516571
balanced arrow weeb
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>>186517204
At least you're not juggling your solo play time with Mercy mains that want you to join up with them.
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scatter arrow nerf when
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>>186517592
When is TRACER GOING TO SIT ON MY FACE?? AAAAAAAAHHHHH
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>>186517732
You wouldn't get scattered if you were in position
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>>186516571
jesus you guys suck at getting 7s
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>>186516571
HANZO AT YOUR SERVICE
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>>186517149
>there's no reason for genji to deflect soldier's retarded gun before helix rocket
>unless he knows soldier won't stop shooting, because there's so many reasons he would stop shooting
>genji immediately goes into "passive play mode" after he uses his deflect, at which point he is more invulnerbale than when he has his deflect

Just stop, this is sad. I don't know why I keep playing this shit when I'm forced to play with sad faggots like this who cry on chinese cartoon forums instead of publishing their immaculate analytics straight to Blizzard.
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>>186517819
>get scattered on my way to the objective
>meanwhile hanzo is on the other side of the objective blind firing
the fuck do i do then
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>>186517819
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>>186517975
That's what that degenerate gets for playing pharah
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>>186517149
mmm tasty shitter tears, and there's a lot of them too, gonna sleep like a baby
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>>186517240
You got me today.
Curse you, inbred mage!
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>>186517819
>get instagibbed not a second after leaving spawn

o-okay
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Will they ever buff McCree and widow to be actually useful? or are they that scared of mechanical skill?
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>>186516571
my hand is broken and i can't aim so i'm forced to play sym/mercy got master with them tho lol rip so let's balance this out by making you play soldier? :)
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>>186518361
See you were out of position
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>>186516571
torbjorn
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who else here /mutedfor150days/ and loses constantly because of it?
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>>186517890
why would you deflect if you know (any decent)soldier is going to stop shooting?
why would you play aggressive if you can't deflect things like ana's dart or mccree's flashbang?
please answer I want to know
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>>186516571
you're picking bastion and you're gonna like it, FAGGOT.
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>>186518537
im also just tired of playing games where i play against hanzo and all they do is miss 70% of the time and the other 15% is just spamming around corners and the remaining 15% is scatter arrowing people
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>>186518661
>instalock DPS
>mute everyone
>win constantly
the only thing you need to know are ult percentages and game sense
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>>186518757
You're tired of playing against bad players?
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Why did orisa have to be a dumb cow? When can we get some sexy clang clang?
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Fuck it im done im so fucking done with this game

just one more lootbox
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>>186516571
enjoy being a roadhog shitter.
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>>186516571
>no 7
looks like you ain't playing anon
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>>186518976
why not buy a 100-pack and be done with it?
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>>186518928
Because robot animal pussy is the in thing
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I want to ride McCree until he impregnates me.
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When are they going to make a good hero that doesnt have to aim?
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>>186518765
well, i just lost a game on horizon where my team held at the forward choke, id like to think if i could tell them to hold point we wouldve won
this was in masters, btw
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>>186519251
wins tons
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If I lose any match in comp it's because that's where my actual skill level is at, right? Is this the kind of mentality I should have when I play competitively. I'm a silver, but I feel like I play like a platinum..maybe
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>>186519356
no you lose because of booga you belong in masters anon
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>>186519251
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>>186516571
Go and punch them good, champ!
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>>186516571
Mercy and be useful to your team foronce
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>>186517592
It'll come with the Deathmatch update, so after Summer Games probably.
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>>186519251
D.va
Winston
Symmetra
Soldier
I could go on
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>>186518685
Why would a soldier stop shooting out of fear of getting hit by one deflected bullet? Are you so mind-gamed by genjis that you can't even shoot at them because deflect has you frozen in fear? You shoot at him to bait out his deflect, because unless you're a retard you're only going to suffer 20/40 damage while opening a up a window for the rocket and the rest of your gun's retarded damage. You think you can afford to just take the damage from the pulse rifle because some Ana's going to sleep dart you from across the map? I have no idea what kind of situation you're trying to paint. Genji goes in against a soldier, ana and mcree, and just holds his deflect because all three aren't shooting at him because they fear deflect? They shoot at him because he's not going to pop it unless he's under fire. You make zero sense. Literal angry shitter.
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>>186519778
>Soldier
>no aim
maybe in gold
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>>186519428
you really know how to make a brown man blush
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>>186519989
>brown
>man
pick one
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>>186519726

Summer Games can't end soon enough then.
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>tfw you get potg as Widow after a game where your 76 trashtalked you
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>>186516571
>no 7 after all those posts

there's no way this post will tell you to be a junkrat shitter in comp with YOUR luck, either.
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>>186519795
I feel like you just misread my argument on purpose, I meant why would a soldier keep shooting a genji that's deflecting, that makes no sense, any decent genji would wait to deflect the helix, not the bullets

I also meant that it's just suiciding to dive into the enemy team as genji without having deflect up (which doesn't take long however)
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>>186519929
I'm in master for the record
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>>186519726
>deathmatch update
? we have that already
are they changing anything?
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>tfw 7k healed as sombra
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>>186520982

He means making it live, probably.
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What did Widowmaker look like as a housewife?

You telling me she had that gigantic nicki minaj ass stuffed into mom jeans?
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> winning 4-2 with 11 seconds left
> manage to choke it away and lose 5-4 with 1 second left
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Does Roadhog still give the same amount of charge to enemies under his new "breather" as he would if he didnt have that resistance?
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>>186521496
Half damage = half ult charge
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>>186521265
>that gigantic nicki minaj ass

are you sure you mean widowmaker from overwatch?
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>>186513937
That pov
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>>186521619
check beta screenshots
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>>186521557
Just checking, I wouldnt have held it past ol blizzard to make an action like that
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>>186520496
Yeah so what's your point? A half-decent soldier won't keep shooting at a deflecting genji, and a genji will never deflect cause soldier will stop shooting...? So deflect is useless? Or soldier's gun damage is negligible, and genji is waiting for the exact moment the rocket comes out to deflect? At short range? Why would a soldier shoot a rocket at a genji with deflect up when his gun is extremely capable of melting 200hp heroes, especially at close range? I'm finding it extremely hard to translate this point into "genji and deflect are OP and he always destroys soldier at close range"
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orisa plushie when
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>>186521910
With or without a love tunnel?
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>>186522064

why is without even an option
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>Wifi cuts out from half my lucio ball games
>Placed 2900 regardless
>Also get a 2 hour ban from it

At least I don't have to play this crappy mode anymore
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>>186522064
take it easy now buddy boy
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>>186516571
battle mercy
no healing
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>>186516571

Orisa.
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>tfw people tilt and start flinging shit at their teammates in quickplay lucioball
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Zarya!
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>hanzo and widow still on total mayhem
purge this cancer
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>>186516571
Mercy
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>>186516571
lucio
in comp lucioball
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>>186520110
nigga, sauce me. Please
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>>186516571
Zarya holy shit
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>>186516571
Ana
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>>186516571
are we gonna keep doing this for the entire thread without ever getting a 7?
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>>186516571
orisa
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>>186521868
to kill genji before he gets killed because soldier needs 11 shots and genji needs between 2 to 3 shuriken fans, depending on wether he has swift strike up, again soldier will most likely be at disadvantage because of the difference in cooldowns
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>>186516571
just play bastion you SHIT
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>>186523104
There: http://i.imgur.com/jPO1l8k.jpg
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>>186516571
Hanzo
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>>186516571
Zen
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>tfw someone tries to counter the enemy widow by picking widow but they're completely useless
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All these (You)'s but no 7, looks like i'm not playing tonight
thank fuck
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>>186516571
W I D O W M A K E R
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>>186516571
Mercy while ERPing with your team
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Sombra is a hard carry hero most people have no idea how to use effectively

Discuss
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>>186516571
>still no 7

maybe shitting it up as junkrat will change your luck.
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>>186516571

Re-rollin' for >>186523602
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>>186523602
I'm an ass-guy and I want to bury my face in her butt so bad...It's so beautiful.
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>>186516571
battleborn
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>>186523694
>Sombra is a hard carry hero

shitter alert wee woo wee woo
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>>186523814
I want to dive in face first.
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>>186523694
>most people have no idea how to use effectively
I agree on that.

>Sombra is a hard carry hero
Not on that
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>>186523460
nigga mvp
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>iddqd breaking down on stream because he doesn't enjoy comp anymore

g-guys??
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>>186523814
Beauty is really a wonderful thing. And there are so few wonderful things in this world.
The notion that there are ideological puritans out there who would want to repress and demonize beauty like this as "problematic" or some other horseshit buzzword is truly psychotic. It's borderline evil.
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>>186516571
you're playing mercy and you're gonna like it.
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>>186524123
Who?
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>>186524123
Maybe he should stop playing this game so much.
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>>186516571
bloo
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>>186524123

I hope you capped it. Please. I need to see this.
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>>186516571
Widowmaker
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>>186516571
symmetra time for you, shitter.
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>>186516571
>still no 7
This is getting retarded.
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Can someone unironically explain to me why there are people who play this game that don't push?

It's literally the only objective of the game, in every game mode, is to push forward. Why on earth are there people who plink away from a distance, see an opening, and do nothing.

Why is when ive cleared the way to base, and im securing, instead of joining they stay in the distance plinking.

Why is it when it's overtime and they are the only people alive, instead of pushing into pase to buy time for other to arrive, they just stay behind. Thats the worst one, because they literally have nothing to lose by suicide diving the base, either you succeed and buy time for a winston or rein, or you just die like you would have anyway.
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>>186523694
pretty much; if you use her to hack/kill critical targets at critical times, you win games. you can singlehandedly negate the contribution of the enemy team's bastion, or dva, or doomfist/tracer, or mercy, etc
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>>186516571
torb
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>>186516571
hanzo hahahahahahahaha faggot
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>>186524123

Describe the breakdown.
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>>186516571
Tracey
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>>186516571
Symmetra
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>>186516571
Doomfist
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>>186516571
you're gonna annoy your own team by throwing random walls in their way as mei.
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>>186516571
Bastion
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>>186516571
orisa for you, enjoy being useless lmfao.
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>>186516571
Mercy.
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>>186524747
he lost a game, sat in menu, said he didn't enjoy playing anymore, that all of his friends had stopped playing and so on.
then he queued up again like a good boy
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>>186516571

Torb. Attack and defense every round
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>>186516571
Ana
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>>186523814
Is it wrong if her ass is what makes me think she's best girl in ovw and the other stuff she has are just other pros?
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>>186525267
Good choice.
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I love those faggots who are like this
>YOU ARE FOCKIN META WHORE!! URGH!!!11 YOU ONLY PLAY META BECUZ YUOR A FOKIN FEGOT
>btw I only play off meta, symmetra and torb only
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>>186525502
nobody cares, kys you whiny faggot.
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>comp match.
>teams seem balanced.
>lijang tower.
>teamamte goes torbjorn.
>has 0 hours on torbjorn.
>has 80 hours, being 90% of his comp time on reaper.
>just feeds for the entire 3 rounds.
>no-one even said anything to the retard.
>no-one did anything to provoke them.
>they dc after the second round.

>they weren't instantly banned for this season and the next.

What did Blizzard mean by this?
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>>186525601
>dots in greentext
go back to where you came from
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>>186525279
Not really. But she is more than an ass.
It took me some time to really appreciate her, but she's awesome. I love mah blueberry..
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>it's a "mercy doesnt pocket Phara for no good reason to go do absolutely nothing else of worth episode"
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>>186525683
>dots
>DOTS
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>people think deathmatch will cut down on dps shitters fucking up quickplay and comp
>people think dps shitters have enough brain power to navigate through the arcade menu
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>>186510613
the only people crying about hanzo needing a serious nerf are plat or lower

the only problem with hanzo is scattershot is a cunt of an ability and it exemplifies how dumb Roadhog's changes were
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>>186526378
>not Teeny Weeny Sentence Endies
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>>186525267
That took way too long.
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I wanna creampie Mercy
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>>186526650
I wanna creampie bastion
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>>186526834
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>>186516043
is this real life?
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Can someone post upskirts of mercy's new olympic outfit.

I want to see her pantsu.
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>be solo heals
>both enemy heals run through entire team
>run cross point
>kill me
>tell team to not let them do retarded shit
>team starts saying trading solo healer is good
I dont get this game
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>>186527417
I need to fap now...
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>>186527154
yeah you like that you dirty bot, don't you?
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>Get McCree American skin
>Doesn't fire red, white, and blue bullets in that order

One job Blizzard
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>>186527629
Ana is for thorough breeding.
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>comp match
>phamercy cancer
>torb/orisa turret cancer
>symm cancer
>team keeps scattering in without waiting for heals OR discussing positioning
>team begins to blame me (the lucio spamming group up in chat) for not pocket healing each individual halfway across the map from one another
>lose match because fucking obvioiusly

This is why I don't play comp. You faggots treat it like QP then get mad when I can't heal you properly. I'm done healing. You come to me, I don't come to you. Fuck you.
>>
>playing overwatch
>things are getting tense
>feel myself about to space out/pass out and can't focus as hard as I want to

I have no idea why this happens. I have a headache for a good few hours after too.
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>people just don't know how to play sombra
when will this meme end?
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>>186528348
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>>186527983
Lucio basically isn't even a healer anymore.
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>>186513964
>its friday and while normal people our age are out going to parties

Underage cuck detected, come back when you graduate
>>
>>186527417
>>186527629
>>186527957

I wanna FUCK young Ana
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>>186528348
>just found out she can throw teleport ball while cloaking

feels good 2 be smart
>>
>>186528305
It's Adrenalin, mate. Count down from 20 when it starts to happen. You'll regain control
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>>186525267
>throw granny
ew
>>
>Watch IDDQD's stream since it was mentioned here
>He loses a game because his supports can't heal
>There is a Soldier who can't take out Pharamercy and argues with him nonstop
>His team is constantly splitting up after the teamfight and dying off the objective
>D.Va won't even get on voice comms and has everything ignored/muted all game

A literal pro player has to deal with this shit too.
>>
>>186528498
>People in their 20s don't party
I guess you don't, but you're the exception.
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>>186525193
Just how long until almost every single of these streamers and "pro"s realize that Overwatch just isn't the game for competitiveness, and that Blizzard has no fucking intention whatsoever to pull the game away from its incredibly casual mechanics and core?
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>>186528573
Me too, anon. Me too...

https://my.mixtape.moe/grjhrj.webm

https://track5.mixtape.moe/dhvmue.webm
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>>186528498
>cuck
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>>186513027
Eh I got to diamond just ignoring chat and picking whoever I felt like no matter what the team comp was

>>186528573
I want futaPharah to get thrown back in time, lose her memory, and become her own father. Fund it
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>>186528456
Through no fault of his own. That's whats bullshit about it. Team comp is fucking ridiculous in this mode, but when you try to say "we don't need 3 tanks, we need 2 healers" all you hear is "META KEK MEDALS KEK ELIMS KEK XD".
>>
>>186528305
I get this too. I asked about it in another thread and the best advice they gave me was "Its probably adrenaline rush. If it lasts longer than an hour or so, you should tell your doctor. But everyone experiences it at some point." Just remember to take breaks if you need to, anon. Dont push yourself for a game.
>>
>>186528817
Most seemed to realize it when Kaplan gave that long post about balance.
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>>186527393

You bet your ass my friend. I just finished placements with these dogshit settings without once joining teamchat or putting my headphones on.

I got 2825 btw. Mercy and Dva are fucking jokes.
>>
>>186528817
desu i can't wait for the esports scene in general to die so we can go back to playing fun games for fun without being verbally abused by some 16 year old who thinks he can play video games for a living if he's good enough
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>>186528305
you sure you're not tensing up while playing? i do that, sometimes my seat cushion will be on the floor after a match without me noticing anything
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I wanna FUCK Gengu
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>>186527393
>>186529403

Oh and my ping was 200ms throughout because I live in Africa
>>
can someone link me that summer games checklist?
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>>186529486
>you will never save someone's life only to brainwash and cybernetically augment him into your personal fuck machine
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>>186529446
Tell me about it. I don't mind some competitive gaming to just unwind and keep it relatively within the brackets, but esports has just elevated these expectations and standards into thinking that doing well in a game should set you up for life. Whats worse are the people who want to watch/enable it, unless you're actually unable to play the game somehow then you're just wasting your time more than if you were to actually get a slice of that action instead of watching a whole party eat it in front of you.
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Why is Season 5 so trash? Lost 300 SR due to 0 communication and people refusing to change heroes yesterday. Today, all I'm getting are losses and 3-stack teams that grief the entire match. We're not even putting up a decent fight because every match is a roll.
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>>186530134
>dabbing doomfist
Good taste, Hydro
>>
>>186530134
If you lost 300 SR i'm pretty much some of it is your fault
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>>186530134
You forgot to censor your name in the emote.
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>>186529640
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/SUMMER_GAMES
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>>186530134

Why do you censor your name? Does anyone care?
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>>186530602
10q anon
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>>186530627
not him but it kinda eliminates the point of anonymity when you give yourself a name desu and it's easier to distance yourself from the thing you're anonymously complaining about if your name isn't in it
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>decide to go a round of Comp because I want an intense game rather than QP
>four stack insta-picks two healers, meaning I can freely go D.Va
>the Mercy is great
>help our Reaper do his work with my matrix
>get some timely nuke kills to defend the point a few times
>won with a 3-0 that was consistent but not a complete steamroll so it was quite fun
>no problems at all and I got to play on the character I have most fun with in a properly intense match
Feels good. I wish Comp was always like this.
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I fucked up, bros. I ended up playing while tilted and am now in the 2400s. There are so many throwers and leavers here. Troll symmetras and people playing 4 DPS and one tank.

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS. ELO Hell is real because once you drop far enough, you're fucked.
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Siberian Front or Weightlifter?
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>>186530134
At 3300 SR there are still teams that let Pharah go unchallenged as she single-handedly carries the match.
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>>186530795

Yeah but unless his name is something retarded, who cares? If anything censoring your name is worse because it draws attention to it.
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>>186530627
If he hadn't censored his name, I would've added him and bullied. It's a good thing he did, because I'm bullying the others.
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>bind voice line to rmb on tracer
>"TOO SLOW"
>"TOO SLOW"
>"TOO SLOW"
Holy shit why didnt I think about it before
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>>186530883
siberian front looks like absolute ass dude
just look at it
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>>186526064
Maybe if you got the flankers off of her ass like every other tank/dps/healer can, you wouldn't have this episode.
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>>186530883
Siberian front make her look cuter.
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>get wiped but not all at once so we're super staggered
>the only person not in spawn waiting or respawning is our zarya
>can see her chevron running towards the point
>FIRE AT WILL
>zarya dies 1v6 without even taking anyone with her
>"why didn't anyone combo ults with me?"
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>>186530883
whatever hides her face and pink hair
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Tracer has some nice hips
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>>186530904
When are we getting a fursuit for Sombra?!
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>>186531136
for a 14 year old boy
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>>186531136
I want Zarya to reach around and envelop her arm around Tracer's waist then lean in for a deep, passionate kiss!
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>>186531164

Halloween.
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>>186530946
>tfw you can't double-bind keys and spam voicelines with every single key press
>tfw you can't bind a dedicated kill button
>tfw you can't bind a dedicated explode button
>tfw you can't make chatbinds

i miss tf2's console
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>>186531316

You can make macros that are effectively doublebinds.

I mada mada every time I dash with genji. Playing Lucio and spamming "why are you so angry" every crossfade is fun too.
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>>186531072
this must be what hell feels like
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>when you see mercy mains complaining about flankers being OP
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>>186531548
>bind voiceline to extra mouse button
>spamming OH YEAH as I tickle people to death
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I have opened 20 boxes now, without getting a single event legendary. How is this even possible. :(
>>
GORILLA

HE

A

FUCKING

GORILLA

NOT

MONKEY
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>>186531725
>had 4 legendaries this event
>cricket junkrat, bbq 76, currency, and winged victory
feels good
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>>186531734
A GIANT GORILLA
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>>186531734
Fucking monkey.
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>>186531836
just like in THOSE OLD VIDEO GAMES!
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>>186531884
I GET THAT ALOT
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>>186531576
>when crybaby flankers almost got ana nerfed into the grave

they succeeded with roadhog tho
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>tfw you've gotten almost every single widow skin by sheer lootbox RNG but you cant even play her
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>>186531734
monkey is a curse word in brazil. thats likely why this meme continued.
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Finally!
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why does every game have a shitty symetra today

you arnt helping the team, any other dps would be better esp if you're going to stick me with solo heals
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>>186531734
Fucking bonobo
>>
Does anyone else think the lucio dva interactions at the start of the game are fucking awkward as shit or is it just me

"D.va! Can i get your autograph?"
-30 second pause-
"Only if i can get yours too!(...)"
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>>186531734
>tfw someone still calls him "huh-ram-bee" in august 2017
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>>186532095
The sync is bugged sometimes. Occasionally they even say their lines in the wrong order!
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Serb hero fucking when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-EQJA8Ahac

>50% more damage to Doomfist
Blizzard come on this literally codes itself
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>>186531734
chimp
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>>186532207
Or sometime you can hear their lines without one of the two hero even being selected.
I often hear Ana say her interaction with Pharah without anyone being Pharah.
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>>186515580
this is the reason i wish i was any good at doomfist. shitter tears are the greatest beverage
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>>186531941
>calling Soldiers "flankers"
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>tfw rank 45 now and still never touched comp bc im nervous and also because everyone here seems to have no fun playing comp.
>>
since I have missed the opportunity to earn grafiti tracer, which is another good skin for her?
Cadet Oxton is not that good
>>
comp is fun. it only seems terrible because people like to vent about bad matches. most of the matches are fine but they don't make for a good post
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>>186528775
>still party at their 20s

Fucking kids
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>>186532639
It only sucks if it means something to you.
If you try comp and it turns out that you don't like it, then you can just never go back to it and not care.
Little harm in trying, basically.
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>>186532727
the blue T. Racer
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>>186532760
meant for
>>186532639
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>>186531941
He became a pulled pork ult sandwich to feed the enemy team.
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>>186531951
are you me
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>tfw play raper and Hogshitters are literally nothing to me anymore.
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>>186533265
>reaper is a better choice now
>got his new skin and that reyes lucioball spray
boi its time
>>
>friend is GM on playstation (KB&M)
>gets OW on PC, wants to group for comp
>can finally stop solo queuing
>playing QP to get him to level 25
>he is giving bad advice
>gets tilted because we can't take last point on volskaya
>rage quits
guess I'll be sticking with soloq
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>>186532639
You are LEVEL 45, not rank.

I think the biggest un-fun-factor of comp lies in how random it is. A single off-night shouldn't throw one's rank into the shitter. The system is all sides fucked and way too volatile.

However, it's still more fun than QP, because at least most people try to win there. QP is just a random shitfest most of the time.
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When will we get a cute octopus hero?
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>>186533640
probably never is my guess

all characters must have feet
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>>186533640
Octopi aren't ethnic minorities. You have to find a way to spin it into an african subplot or something.
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I think that the lifesteal idea would have worked well on a support hero: tag them with this weird energy and allies who hit/damage them can now gain HP back on hit like Reaper. But of course that would just sort of be taking away Reapers gimmick unless he got some stacked bonus from it.
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>>186533760
Sounds like some real cancer and another boring ass "press 1 key to do your job" support
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>winston bragging about gold elims
For what purpose
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>>186534094
It's not his role, so either DPS was sucking ass, or the Winston was really good.
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>>186533640
Do we need another Mexican?
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>>186534094
Winstons a smug monkey
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>play quickplay
>enemies running torb / orisa / symmetra
>your team running the good old double snipers
is there no escape from the booga
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Have you ever considered masturbating to one of the Overwatch characters? Sorry if it's a weird question.
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>>186534287
>jump into entire enemy team and tag them all
>get 6 elims
>next fight do the same and one of your dps died
>winston has 12 while the dps has 10
>WHY DO I HAVE GOLD ELIMS
Fuck off bronzie
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>>186534470
Get in there with Winston, Sym and her turrets are easily dealt with and Orisa has fuck all for health as a tank so you can dance about her.

Torb is a bit more of an obstacle but really he's a critbox to people so just bank on your hanzo/widow getting a lucky bodyshot?
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>>186533640
I want a pet octopus

that shit is probably as smart as me though, so it feels wrong
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Love how the framerate is all over the place when I'm playing this game on low 75% render scale even though I can run BF4 at ultra 300fps without a single frame drop
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>>186534841
What. Octopi aren't smart. Sharks are the true masterrace. Have you seen what a great thresher shark will do to a faggot octopus? Oh and get out of here with that kawaii shit. I dare you to find something cuter than a baby hammerhead shark. Come at me, octobois.
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>>186534287
gold elims is easy with winston
you just tickle enemies and teammates finish them off
even gold damage is easy with him if the enemy team is grouped up
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>>186534632
ye roadhog
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>>186534632
O-of course not
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Whats the point of this game?
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>>186535492
Jerking off to widowmaker's ass
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>>186535492

Move the payload
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>>186534632
sorry sir you seem to be in the wrong place, the forums are down that way
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>>186535492
Jerking ass to Widomaker's off
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>>186535442
thats a nice moustache
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>>186535492
Best girl needs a game to be in.
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>Now travelling to eichenwalde
>exit game
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Me on the right there
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>>186535095
>*sprays ink in your face*
>*injects tetrodotoxin into your veins*
pschhh, nothing personnel kid
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>>186533640
We need another 14 brown skinned female before we even start to think about adding something else
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>Have a competent Zaryah on team
>I'm Pharah
>It's total fucking mayhem
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>>186535737
i love this map
and any escort/hybrid
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>>186535759
damn spotty nigga you ugly
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>>186535926
I don't care what race they are as long as they're female, desu.
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>>186535902
missed pic
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>>186535714
Pic not-related, obviously.
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>>186536037
this desu, as long as they're not ugly ass fucking african horse robots
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>>186535714
What sorta pokemon would she use? inb4 all rabbitmons
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Your most played hero now has your least played heroes weapon, post results
>Winston diving back lines and rocket punching squishies
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I wanna BE Tracer!
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>>186536212
>Zenyatta with Mei's air conditioner gun
Absolutely horrible results
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>>186536212
Tracer with... A fucking magic healing staff...
>>
What if they made a bloo boy?
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>>186536292
I wanna be widowmaker kissing tracer as you.
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>>186536453
Fine with me as long as he has a fat ass and a lot of provocative lines too
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>>186536469
haha fag
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>mei gets potg
>its just her getting 3 assists from her ult
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>>186536662
this general made me like this, it's not my fault..
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>>186536830
its okay sweetie
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whats this 2gb ptr update?
>>
>>186536830
no anon, we only awoke what's been inside you all along
>>
Why dont the open this game up like CS and just let people make custom maps and game modes?
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>>186536212
>Lucio with Reaper's guns

kill it with fire
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>>186536212
>Zenyatta with Widow's sniper rifle

W E W
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>>186536952
The battle cry of degeneracy.
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if you're at mexico, you can get overwatch for 10 pesos.
Office depot has a promotion.
Do it.
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>>186536830
post boipucci for the general
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>>186536037
Too many new female heroes, need more sausages.
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>>186537551
>faggots don't ruin everythi-
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>tfw you are worse than when you started to play
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>>186537595
-ng.

Finished your sentence for you.
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>>186533640
I don't care if it's cute or not, but an Octopus hero could be great:

>Primary fire - whatever you want really
>Secondary fire - slow moving ink blobs that blind opponents
>Shift - limited active camo where you take on the color of what's behind you.
>E - walk up walls with your tentacles
>Q - AOE ink cloud that blinds opponents and gives you a temporary speed boost to escape with
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>Finally get the mercy skin
>I now have every single summer games item
I am free
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>>186536212
>Zenyatta with doomfist's shitgun

but why
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>>186536212
>Reaper with Orisa's jelly dispenser
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>>186536212
>Sombra with doomfist gauntlet
wew
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>>1865362
Plusle
Magnezone
Mega Blaziken
Volcarona
Accelgor
Minior
>>
>>186537434
>less than a dollar
is mx region-locked?
>>
>tfw i bought the game to spend time with my bro but he lowkey avoids me because he's high ranked and plays comp only.
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>>186538058
Meant for >>186536207
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What "Most played hero" instantly makes you wanna date someone?
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>>186537827
>get americree and nihon genji
Ive been free for two summer games anon
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>>186538131
whoops, my bad, i meant 160 pesos.
but still, 9 usd for memewatch...
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>>186538272
All heros within 1 hour of each other.
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>>186538272
what did she mean by this?
>>
Tracers medal pose looks dorky but cute
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>>186510139
>kill 4 people
>take 10 seconds to kill the tank/annoying tracer standing on the point
>entire enemy team spawns, turns the corner and clears the point
>back to square 1
>>
>widow getting sniped by enemy genji
>mccree deadeye deflecting genji standing right in front of him
>start losing so one of the 4 DPS changes to a different DPS
love weekends
>>
feels good to be a gangster
>>
>>186538813
is jumping off cliffs a pro strat?
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>>186538798
still summer anon, the next few weeks are still going to feel like a weekend experience
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Which frog skin should i buy /owg/
Ribbit or hippityhop?
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>>186536212
>mcskill with mercy suck-a-dick healing stuff
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is this a good profile or would you bully me?
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>>186539075
Depends. Do you want a first place frog or a second place frog?
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>>186539284
disgusting
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>>186539075
The silver one it has better color effects.
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>overconfident Genji/Tracer runs right into a Steel Trap
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>>186539284
You can't aim
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>>186539075
the silver one
>>186539284
>worst korea flag
heck off
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>>186539284
POO
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>72% kill participation
>"we won because mercy xDD"
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>>186539284
>Korean flag yet doesnt play D.Va the most
out
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>>186539570
What were you playing as?
>>
any other /shitters/ playing FFA? its fucking fun.
>>
>>186539653
cowboy
>>
>>186539845
My condolences then, quick draw
>>
Let's discuss lesbians.
>>
>>186539570
I actually remember one time I got a card for defensive assists and a good portion of eliminations and the Mercy was like 12% of healing or something like that and one of the people said "You suck Zen, Mercy you did great!"
>>
>>186539818
>No one to fuck up my team but myself
Yeah its very fun
>>
>>186538798
I'm in australia, no holidays at the moment
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>>186538920
I'M NO PRO
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>>186539373
>hear Tracer blink behind me
>immediately turn around and right click around our healer
>Tracer ult warning appears then disappears followed by a screech and D.Va saying "Denied!"

>hear McCree shout the time
>turn around and slowly walk towards him with matrix up
>his face as my matrix fills most of his screen and he has to either waste it or hope my matrix runs out before he gets killed/everyone gets to safety
>>
>>186540159
>wasting your ult on a half dead reinhardt
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>"zen stop trying to snipe widow"
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>>186540159
>>186538813
that fucking crosshair

no wonder you're targeting rein so much, you probably can't see any of the other enemies
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holy shit I thought boosted mercy one tricks that think they know everything was a myth
>>
>>186540405
was thinking the same thing

short orange crosshairs transparent dot masterrace
>>
Sombra's toe cleavage

Reblog if you agree
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>>186540550
bright glowing green dot masterrace reporting in

i use bloom only on soldier and its fucking useful
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She looks like a irl Pharah in the right pic hnnngggg
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>>186540550
I have short green transparent dot

but dot with bloom for tracer, and short crosshair with bloom and small dot on soldier

might give orange a go, it seems popular
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why is playing frogman so relaxing
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>>186540659
for soldier i use only dot with bloom, i was green for awhile but i gave orange a shot and it helps a lot it bright light
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>>186540317
he's the delivery boy
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>two emotes for symmetra in one box
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>>186540550
>Not having a light blue square
pleb
>>
>>186540405

That crosshair is fine. For Tracer you need to just see the crosshair more than anything, having a big one works.
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>>186541205
>>186540405
i mean it coincides with her spread
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>people actually eat the orange meme
>people like limes
White is the only correct choice as it is in any other choice in life.
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>>186541454
I'd spread her legs open and go muff diving if you know what I'm talking about
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>>186541497

I like orange crosshairs usually but the color they use in OW is too muted and without the borders it blurs too much. I just use red or green, focusing on making it colorful and solid enough that I can always visually acquire it. I switch between red and green.

I've tried out all the colors and green is the best all-around, red works, yellow is alright. Everything else is more or less effective on different stages.
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anything other than dot and you might as well play winston or mercy
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Blizz should kill off a character, any character. Like Genji, or Winston, or Reinhardt, or Lucio. They should kill off any random one. I need lore changes.
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>heal 19k with 8k damage just to lose the game
>next game play dps, get 4 gold medals and 19 dragonblade kills just to lose that game too
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>>186541802
overwatch lorefags are retarded
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>>186539284
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>1.6+ GB update for PTR

what the fuck is it?
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>>186510139
Do you think Overwatch is better than Paladins?
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>>186542109
2 more mercy skins and a rez buff
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>>186541802
>Kill the best heroes
no
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>diamond on pc and can not climb up because people all nut at the same time with ults and no communication. Also no one can fucking kill Genji or tracer to save their life
>bought it for PS4 and my little brother played it and did my placement matches
>gets me in gold and I can not climb out because people don't know how to kill rein/bastion or cancer picks like hanzo and mei
>Genji and tracer aren't even problems here
>go up to masters by one tricking Mercy and it's the same as gold except people aim and track a little better
You guys were right. How are people so fucking horrible depending on the platform? It's actually eye opening
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>>186542235
I have around 20 hours in Paladins and I can safely say yes, Overwatch feels a lot more polished and balanced atleast at lower levels of play, and the card gimmick is just a really shitty mechanic solely for the purpose of making money.

However, Paladins has a lot of hot sluts and isn't afraid of making them shake their ass and giving them skimpy outfits for money, which makes sense since it's a free to play game, so they've got that going on.
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>soloq
>matched with a non communicating 2 stack who constantly blames me versus a 3 stack
how is this fucking fair?
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>tfw just find out what healslutting is

tfw no healslut gf
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>>186542235
Overall it is a better game; more balanced, polished, and solid. Paladins servers have issues from time to time and its so chaotic, but fun. I like them both.
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>>186543126
Trust me anon, you really don't want one. They're all actually the same exact person and they'll just suck the SR out of you and then leave you.

Unless you're talking about an healslut gf (male), which might be a good idea.
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>>186543386
i mean, that implies that I care about SR.

I'm just lonely ;-;
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>>186543507
You'll still be lonely with an healslut gf, they're the worst kind of people.

Just play with regular autistic people instead, and maybe date a boy.
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>>186543716
they probably are but its not like im much better
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>>186543126
I can tracerslut you
but i';m bad and a trap
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Unpopular opinion or not but i really think hanzo has no place in this game at all,they could remove him and nobody would give a shit except 0.1% of the playerbase.
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>>186543868
>plays tracer
>not afraid to admit he's shit
>posts anime
wife material desu senpai
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>>186543951
>Unpopular opinion or not but i really think hanzo has no place in this game at all,they could remove him and nobody would give a shit except 50% of the playerbase.
ftfy
Half of this game's players are Hanzo mains, I swear.
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>>186543860
They're not the solution if you're looking for emotional nurturing. They'll just make you worse, you might aswell pay a girl to play overwatch with you instead.
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>>186544075

>>186540159
>>186538813
is me
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>>186543951
Here's my thought on a rework for Hanzo

Give him a wallrun, like Lucio, to give him some mobility. Add new feature/replace ricochet with the ability to lock-on to an enemy affected by Sonic arrow. This lets Hanzo fire a homing arrow that can't headshot.Would allow for trick shots around corners. Homing wouldn't be 100%, in the sense that it can't make sharp turns or anything
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>>186544234
i'd like to hold your mouse hand and teach you how to aim and also bully you for not using low sens
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>>186543868
idk if im gay enough to actually do that with a trap ;-;

even if they are qt ;-;

>>186544179
i never said im looking for emotional nurturing im just physically and mentally deprived of companionship of female kind

i wanna do lewd things and hug and hold hands
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I've played 11 hours of Lucioball competitive, trying to grind my way out of placement hell. Overwatch doesn't give you proper per-match stats straight up, but I'm able to calculate this:

Winrate: 55% (57:47)
Goals: 1.83
Assists: 0.53
Interceptions: 9.78
Saves: 3.88

Placement SR: 2145
Current SR: 2822
Standard Comp SR: 3600 (lucio one trick)
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>>186544408
is this high then?
;__;
I think i used to play at 13 or so but this has felt great
im bad at shooters...
>>186544428
no no dont worry about it
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What is the highest ping /owg/ considers playable?
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>>186544668
>>186544408
im dumb im playing a t 8.58 sens
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>>186544753
40
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>>186544668
You'll get better.
I actually did overnight so I guess it's a really easy thing to do
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>>186544806

1.83 sens master race
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>>186544668
>>186544806
Maybe you're just jittery as hell.

If you're comfortable with it then don't switch anon!

also your sens doesn't tell me anything if you don't tell me your mouse dpi
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I wanna fuck Amélie
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>>186544880

>play overwatch at 200ms
OR
>don't play overwatch

What would you do?
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>>186545187
don't play overwatch
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>>186544753
I'm fine with at most 80 ping, higher than that and it just feels terrible to play with, mostly because i've played every game with 60-70 ping for most of my life, i'm sure that if you play with any higher than that you just get used to it, but it doesn't feel great.
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>>186544753
40 at worst if you actually want to take competitive "seriously"
at qp i play at 80 and is somehow playable
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How do you guys do it? I'm bored out of my mind but I just can't play with all these fucking idiots
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>Pick Sombra
>Some autistic """Genji Main""" picks Genji
>Starts screaming at me to pick somebody else like Mercy
>"O.K."
>Swap to McCree
>Suddenly it's like I've been transported to 1986
>I am now in Chernobyl.
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>>186544969
I think i'm at 1800 dpi
>>186544901
thhat seems so low, i wouldnt be able to aim
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>>186544806
800 dpi 6sens masterrace reporting in

i used to play on 1600dpi 15sens and im terrible at shooters
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>RPing weebs
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>>186545449
Take the headset off and play what you want.

Eventually it all evens out
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>>186545570
ahahaha epic :D
>>
Will someone explain to me as if I were a brain dead baby, drunk on absinthe how the fuck Doomfist's seismic slam ability works?

It seems all over the place. I can jump off a damn 10 foot ledge and get over a hundred, but if I get shot out of the launch pad in Oasis, and boost as high as I can I barely scratch 90...
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>>186544880
>>186545272
>>186545276
>>186545437

can someone hand me a rope
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>>186545449
simple just don't
>pic related
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>>186545735
Get fucked, weeaboo.
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>>186545605

Use your whole arm. Lift it off the table. Don't be a lazy boy anon.
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>>186545760
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>>186545605
That's too high anon!

If you just lower it and then play you'll eventually get used to it. You'll be terrible at first but eventually you'll get good.

The secret is using your arm to control the mouse instead of your wrist. and also having a big enough mousepad

>tfw wanted to add you but you're in na so i'll never date you
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Im so sick of dps shitters
go play COD or something fuck
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>>186546054

kek
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>try out mcree since I got his beach bod
>suddenly potgs nearly every game
>so many criticals

Still prefer soldier for comp though.
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>>186545449
Wait for deathmatch
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>>186546113
it actually hurts my arm really badly if i try to play like that
I also dont understand how it can be precise at all when you have to move your arm so much
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>wreck shit as D.Va so hard that someone tries to counter with Zarya
>they never get enough charge to do anything because I keep killing them first while eating their ults
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>>186546449
>my arm hurts from moving my mouse
are you okay anon? are you malnourished?

you're just not used to it so you're not very precise if you try to play like that.

don't feel bad if you play with high sens, you can still be good, just practice!
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>>186546253
>t. filler cuck
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>>186546449

Download aim hero. Practice the reflex mode and tracking mode. Your arm musn't touch the table. It will be difficult and painful at first but don't let up, you have to learn new muscle memory.
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>>186545449
turn off voice chat and chat
play the game the way you want
don't focus on winning, focus on getting better
and then the winning comes
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>>186546465
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>>186542571
>Paladins has a lot of hot sluts
not really, the redhead arrow girl is aight.
I'm really disappointed with the genie girl, that's my thing, but her design is just so disappointing. she's no shantae
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>>186546774
>>186546795
i dont understand why using my wrist is bad though, when I just really dont play many shooters

I always seem to do okay.........
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>doing all my weekly arcade shit
>get same guys on team 4 times in row

THIRTY
MILLION
ACCOUNTS
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>>186547283

SR? no bully, I'm just curious
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True love looks like two angry, old men that need to learn how to love again.
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>>186542235
>>186542571
>>186543371
ow has the depth of a puddle and some of the worst maps layouts/best corridor and chokepoint simulators I've ever seen.

blizzard has no idea what to do with a shooter so they keep nerfing then buffing the same things again and again while ignoring all the feedback people give them.

the tanks in paladins are actually fun to play too.
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>>186547283
It's not necessarily bad if you're comfortable with it, but it's actually healthier for you if you use your arm instead since you reduce your chances of getting RSI
also since you're playing at a lower sensitivity a little touch of your mouse won't completely mess up your aim since it equals a minute movement in-game
but just do whatever you like anon, the best settings are the ones you're comfortable with.
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>>186546795
You do understand that there are multiple ways to aim right? Arm for bigger movement wrist for smaller movement is just fine if you are using a clawgrip especially.

Everyone agrees that low dpi/sens + palmgrip and arm aim is the best way to go but for some its really uncomfortable and unnatural. If you would aim to be the best in the world sure go for it but you could just use whatever you have now and get good at the game simply.

>>186547283
Go for what is comfortable to you but i highly recommend lowering sens/dpi for more precise movements. You don't necessarily have to change your playstyle. I went from using high sens/dpi only wrist movement clawgrip to a wrist/arm movement style but with the same grip and i only ever use my arm when i have to turn around.

Took a bit to get used to but it was well worth in the end and this style wasnt uncomfortable at all to begin with.
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>>186546465
>zarya swapping midgame and getting killed on sight
>using ever
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>>186547283
My accuracy with soldier 76 went from 20% to 45% in a week, it's worth it

Also wrist aiming is unhealthy
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>>186547632

My hand is fucking huge, it's 9.4 inches from wrist to fingertip. I physically can't palmgrip. I clawgrip and use a combo of wrist movement and arm.

I would suggest that anon learn palm and use his arm more though, it seems more consistent.
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Sensfags ITT: I play at 2400dpi 1.8 sens.

Is this too high/too low/bout right?
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Alright which one of you was complaining in quickplay that the team was throwing even though I had golds and my friend had silvers?
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>>186547476
I just play for fun
it's not like i'm good at this game..
>>186547616
>>186547616
my arms are pretty weak in general, if I don't have them on my armrest they get incredibly sore within 20-30 minutes
the spot where my palm meets my wrist rests right on the edge of my desk and my mouse a bit higher so i mostly use my hand/fingers
>>186547851
my accuracy is okay I guess?
I dont play many shooters
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>>186546783
>t.12 year old
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>>186548121
Are you hitting shots? You can even play at 10000dpi 120 sens, as long you hit the shots you're doing fine.

My potgs look like i have parkinsons and yet i have 40-50% accuracy.
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>>186548235
>complaining
>throwing
>quickplay

Advanced Autism
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>>186548121
35cm/360° here
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>>186548121
No,its lower than the avarage even.

32.07cm/12.63inch for a 360 isnt too bad.
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>>186548235
nice meme post now fuck off
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make this frog DPS already
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>>186548530
Hippityhoppity get off my property.
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>boop 2 people off of llios lighthouse as Lucio
>"nice boop"
>boop 2 more people off
>"jesus fuck off"
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>>186548530
But it already is. 0,5s to fire off 4 high movement speed projectile that hit for 20 each on body and can headshot.
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>>186548295

I have 48% average accuracy as Mccree and 49% as 76.

Masteroverwatch seems to think that's good but am I getting memed?
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>>186548530
Genji?
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>>186548654
It is good
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Remember when the game was fun and nobody cared about their precious MMR?
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>>186548651
>make lucio dps
>remove healing
>dead frog faster than you say hippity hoppity
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>>186548654
76 accuracy is really good,even IDDQD has lower acc on him according to sites. Cowboy acc could use some work,55%+ is about just right on him.

Id suggest to work on flick shots which is by far the easiest thing to do as you can get away with it by going into range practice.
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>>186548851

Bear in mind I'm only 2.9k and IDDQD is playing agaisnt t500s with much better movement.
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>>186548786
The entire competitive system is fucked and needs to be reworked. Or just give away the golden guns because honestly that's the only reason most of the people even bother doing it. No one actually plays comp for fun.
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>>186548786
Yeah, I remember the open beta. And it lasted the whole weekend!
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>>186548968
I have around 42% acc on soldier avarage and 60% on mccree and im only 3.4k. I cant track for shit but my flickshots are on point most of the time.

You already have better aim than me on lower ranks dont worry about it. As long as you kill stuff nothing really matters.
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>>186548786
The preseason with hero stacking was fucking cancer and you know it.
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>>186549354

Thanks anon. I'll work on my cowboy flickshots for you.
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Guys, about teammates getting sleeped

As a tank, do I protect them or let them be exposed to fire so they wake up, despite them might taking heavy burst damage in the process?
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>>186549745
Protect 100%
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>>186542109
>>186536932
Dumbfist hitbox changes. They're a lot smaller now.
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>>186549745

Depends on the enemies around them. If a winston or dva wants to tickle them awake then drop your matrix or shield and let them get hit. If a 76, mccree, junkrat, pharah etc is around then keep protecting.

Also if they're some useless zero medal dps shitter then just let them die anyway and protect your healers or carries if you have any.
>>
>>186549985

Oh as a follow up - only let them get woken my damage if you're reasonably sure they'll get heals or kill the enemies damaging them (e.g. letting a full health reaper get woken by monkey tazer tickle damage is a good move, but letting half health symmetra get woken by pharah rocket is bad.)
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>>186549985
>random ana grenade to make the target purple
>random burst from afar
>genji dashing on target out of fucking nowhere

No reason to risk it,if i have to make a decision to save a shitter or the healer the choice is obvious but if others arent in danger then theres no reason to not put up a defense matrix or any other shield.
>>
Gotta love when my team starts the round amazingly and then someone on the other team rage quits and the match is cancelled

what a load of shit
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>>186550550

My team ooga
They team booga
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>outheal Ana as Zenyatta
>Ana bitches about how useless I am
>team agrees
>PotG
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>>186550931
>ana is a tank healer specialist
>tanks are specialists at not taking damage
>zen can press shift to heal dps who half of the time keeps taking chip damage

Not having top healing as ana is more normal than you think. Mainly when you're meant to help sniping pharahs out of the sky.
>>
>>186549868
>>186550383
>>186550171
>>186549985
yeah my usual approach is to DM/bubble but today someone that was slept was upset about it in comp so it got me thinking
>>
>Join mystery heroes game at the end
>Am randomized bastion
>get PoTG for failing to actually kill Doomfist as he runs around the payload

High Quality.
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>>186547523
Imagine how bad they stink up their room after having sex. With all that rough sweaty sex they have it must be pretty musky.
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>>186551560
>he thinks it's normal for Zen to outheal Ana
>>
>new ult effects for genji and mccree on PTR
>mei cryofreeze still doesn't cleanse bionade anti heal

Nice priority list there blizzard.
>>
>>186552152
Mei already has so much going for her in her kit, you can fucking deal with not being able to negate an anti heal
>>
>one win away from GM
>someone on the enemy team asks if leaving a game before it starts counts as a loss
>everyone says yes
>he types "Sorry"
>my game crashes and I'm banned for 10 minutes, lost 50 SR

WHAT THE FUCK DID HE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ONCE HE SAID IT THE WHOLE GAME JUST CRASHED AND I COULDNT GET BACK INTO THE GAME
>>
>>186551560
>tanks are specialists at not taking damage
Tanks are specialists at tanking - in other words taking damage so that the rest of the team doesn't. Shields are another way to absorb damage but at the end of the day the big health pool is there for a reason.

>Not having top healing as ana is more normal than you think
Unless you're playing with a Mercy this is a pretty big sign that you are shit as Ana and should switch off to Zen/Lucio
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>>186552276
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20758416362
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>>186552395
Oh is there some Unicode handling bug in Overwatch now? Exciting
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>get a bug where the match restarts and switches sides three times in a row, then switches to a completely different map

Nice programming, Bliz!
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Why do they hate each other so much?
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Man I just had the coolest victory team shot >reinhardt and orisa in the back flexing
>soldier fist pumping
>ana hands folded
>mcree and hanzo doing the over the shoulder pose

I should have screenshotted that shit it was ginyu force tier
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>>186552395

There's a bug where you can cause the attacking team to drop from the game completely on Numbani.

Not sure how it's done though.

If you play comp, stay out of it for a while.
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>>186552815
Because they used to love each other so much and they feel betrayed.
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>>186552776
>bug
Some dude in your match is doing that, it's not a bug.
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>>186552395
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>>186553017
Did they have hot sex?
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>>186553169
How?
>>
>>186548786
I remember compniggers getting mad as fuck over their QP winrates.
>>
>tfw over the past 5 days of comp my rating has garnered a net change of -2 points

Apparently I'm not meant to climb out of high plat.
>>
>>186553336
Get server IP, DDoS it, server lags into error and match restarts.
At least that's how i remember some people doing, people rather DDoS someone in the enemy team instead of restarting the match.
>>
>>186553584
Huh, that's a lot of effort to put into losing a ranked game in 30 minutes instead of ten.
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>there's still people who play the Futurama theme song in Dorado

It was cute when the game launched but now it's like playing Stairway to Heaven at a Guitar Center
>>
>backfilled
>enemy already won 1 point, 2nd is at 80% theirs, 0% for my time
>get on hanzo since I know im going to lose
>get 4 kills in quick succession
>game ends, lose
>get POG

Why.
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does this game have configs yet
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>>186549745
Teabag them
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>>186553584
don't wanna be that guy but I'm willing to bet that Blizz has a copule of Arbour boxes at the core of their ASes that are capable of eating pretty big botnet attacks

but then again there are some pretty heavy DDoS booters out there nowadays
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>>186553752
well, what else are you gonig to play?
>>
>hardstuck in a 100 elo range despite having a 65% winrate on my most played hero
>all of my top five heroes have a winrate above 50%

Do I just have to grind hours or what? I've been at 3050 for like ten hours of playtime.
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>>186553998
You're probably right but then they can't even mask their player IPs.
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>>186554028
Hot Cross Buns
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>get into comp teamchat
>guy in there starts talking about "you guys ever seen that overwatch animated porn? hah! L-like, the SFM stuff? Man that stuffs w-weird huh guys? hahahahahaa. Im wondering when theyll make some with doomfist hahaha"

Is this what youre all like for real?
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>play comp
>losing 2-1
>whole time switches to dps and we lose 3-1
???
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>>186553796
pls respond how can i max my frames out
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>>186554308
no, i don't talk in team chat
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>messing around as baby d.va exploring maps on custom game
>summon mech back
>have ult

Now that's something i didn't know, if d.va has call mech ready she gets ult charge passively for self destruct.
Would be nice if it wasn't passively.
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>>186554459
this is a cute gif

>>186554226
Hard to do P2P networking in the client without it but I have no idea what if any traffic goes directly, not my area
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>>186553998
>>186554226
>>186553584
>>186553336
>>186553169

i'm >>186552395

server i was on did not restart

my client just completely crashed to the desktop.
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I MADE IT TO GRANDMASTER!
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>>186554870
carry me pls I'll suck your feminine dick
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>>186554732
Yours is something different. Can be a unicode error like someone said, you being ddos'd made the client crash for some reason or the enemy was testing something new.

If they were a premade all the above is a possibility, i'd say to report everyone and have blizzard handle it. IF they handle it.
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>Total Mayhem
>match lasts 20 minutes because the payload makes it to a spot and never moves again because everyone's all over it
>game automatically boots everyone out and into a new match
>get no EXP for the previous match

This happen to anyone else?
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>>186555212
Servers crash after 20mins? I remember servers taking 38mins of total mayhem before they crashed back when it came out.
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>>186510971
>All the friends that play Overwatch are literally halfway across the world
>Playing with them results in me lagging every 3-4 seconds
>mfw
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>>186555415
Its hilarious how playable this shit is at 150 ping, you shouldn't be lagging too much if its just halfway across the world.
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>>186554459
>lose first team fight
>"OK WE NEED SOME SWAPS HERE GUYS CMON"
>everyone swaps to some idiotic comp 30 seconds into the match

it's that same dumbass mentality that if you don't completely roll the other team you're going to lose no matter what you do.
>>
>>186555542
It's probably the wifi then.
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>>186554563
everything low, 75% render scale, also kys
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>>186555415
I play with american friends sometime on 170 ping. it's not so bad, and when i go back to my usual australian servers its like i just trained on 10x gravity
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>>186555676
>playing ANY online game over WiFi
ISHYGDDT
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>>186553290
Stop saving thumbnails anon. Why torture yourself?
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>>186555002
but i am genji / cree main
>>
so is there a bug going on? I just got my first "lost connection to game server" in over a month
>>
>>186555840
I'll try that when I get back to Europe with a lan cable.
>>
I learned how to tie a noose while waiting for my team to leave the choke and join me at point on volskaya industries. what did you accomplish today /owg/?
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>>186556602
Got a legendary today, it was junkrat cricket skin.

Can you teach me how to tie that noose?
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>>186556681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMCFoudyYxQ i have mines ready for when i get disconnected yet again from comp within the first 30 seconds of the match even though i have zero connection issues
>>
>Pharah destroying us

>one of the idiots dps is rotating through all dps characters except S.76 or McCree

this is NOT uncommon on plat

like why are some people allergic to just switching to pharah's hard counter
>>
>>186556602
I ate a big pizza and drank 3 liters of Coca-Cola. Feels bad man.

Oh, and I also did some tests with the highlight feature, and found a shader bug and some other peculiarities.
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>>186556932
>pharah and zarya on enemy team raping people
>junkrat who threatened to throw if we didnt let him dps wont fucking switch
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>>186556602
I rearranged my room and did several loads of laundry waiting for my team to push through a choke.
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>>186556932
I can consistently take out pharahs as mei. Pharmercy is another story though.
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>>186556932
Pharah has no "hard" counters. Especially when she has a healer. A hard counter would be someone who just shuts them down easily and for free no matter what.
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>>186557252
t. silver
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>>186557147
>zarya on enemy team raping people
Wish junkrats got the clue, if a fucking zarya is raping everyone they're most likely at fault.
>>
>>186557318
t. shit
>>
>another guy throwing as Ana
kinda sad how she went from being the guaranteed win priority pick to being the go to throw character
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I enjoy playing frog but I feel like even if I do my job properly some idiot overextending can lose the game.
Can you even carry as Lucio?
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>>186557387
If Zarya's only rape people when fighting a junkrat how come Zarya still sees professional play and is always seen with high charge?
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>>186557657
>silver calling others shit
lmoa
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>>186557781
zarya doesnt have to try to charge against a junkrat because she literally counters him and gets fed off him
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>>186557856
>Shit calling others silver
Wew!
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>>186557252
literally soldier ult and maybe mcree ult are her only counters especially if shes being pocketed

maybe if a widow or hanzo headshots her but otherwise thats it
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>>186555706
>also kys

why
>>
>>186557676
Over 300 hours of Lucio here.

Yes, you can, but you have to identify when Lucio isn't working. It's stupid, and they're stupid, but sometimes a team just doesn't need a sick Lucio. Some possible warnings that you need to fill as Zenyatta:
>low enemy healthbars keep getting away
>no flankers, or enemy flankers suck balls
>team doesn't use your boost or beat
>distant allies keep dying in 1v1s out of your reach
>>
>>186557907
the only thing zarya counters is junkrat's bursts of damage and thats only with with barriers, she does nothing about his area denial, plus barriers are too long cd to properly deal with his sustained spam
>>
>>186557252
Kill the Healer, then kill the Pharah. If it's a Mercy, Widow, McCree, Soldier, Genji. D.va eating her rockets makes her useless. Tracer finding the grounded healers makes Pharah an easy flying target if you're not shit.
>>
why do my quick play queues always take 2+ minutes
>>
Reporting in with yet another 1 blue 3 grey loot box.

ANNUAL "FUCK YOU, KIKES"

FUCK YOU, KIKES! FUCKING BLIZZJEWS
>>
>>186510139
Anon, is it true. Heroes never die?
>>
>>186557781
Because good zaryas know how to bait charge. Secondly pros tend to group up and kill someone even if they have zarya barrier in them and then focus down zarya.

However even the most brainless idiots can get charge out of junkrats and torbs.
>>
>>186558871
What's your SR? Diamond is only 10% of all accounts, according to Kaplan. That's 10x harder to find a match right there. Add to that, I believe higher ranked players are less likely to play QP as their primary mode.
>>
>>186559541
>SR on QP
>>
>>186559689
QP MMR is hidden. SR is an approximation. Don't be retarded.
>>
>>18655954
I don't play ranked ever
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>>186559901
You never noticed grandmasters and bronzes on the same match?
QP seems to take more into account your level than your hidden MMR.
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>>186559226
>"muh collectible virtual items"

You deserve it for caring so much
>>
>>186560071
The point is the higher your MMR, the harder it is to find QP matches.
>>
>>186560181
I have literally never played ranked
>>
How do I master Orisa?
>>
>>186561067
Wait for her buffs when she basically becomes tank-bastion.
>>
>>186560747
gross dude

farting is overrated
>>
>>186561067
You pick someone else
>>
What causes pressing buttons to not work? For example when I was trying to switch from pistol to staff with Mercy it did a few frames of the animation and then cancelled itself 3 times withing one second of me mashing 2. Another big problem is with Bastion's shift. It effects every hero though. It's infuriating not to know how many times I need to press a button for it to do it's intended function.
>>
>>186561067

You don't even bother until her PTR changes go live, because at the moment she is a severely disadvantaged character while in the PTR she's actually decent.

That said there's three things you need to learn if you're going to play Orisa. The first is that she's big. You don't actually realize how big until you realize you get shot a lot because her hitbox is massive. Reaper will chew you up for free. McCree gets super easy crits off you. Soldier makes you feel like a 200 HP character. So you basically have to be behind the shield at all times and rely on your team to avoid being flanked.
Second thing is using all her tools. Fortify kinda sucks but it can stop Doomfist and Rein from shitting on you and it buys you time with the defense buff. Halt is extremely useful for environmental killing people or pulling them from behind cover or stopping them from escaping. Her gun sucks but in the PTR it's quite fun to use, but it does take getting used to because it's a projectile.
The third thing you have to know when using Orisa is that ironically even though she's a tank she wants to be somewhat behind her team. This is because she's fucked if she gets flanked, she can throw the barrier in front of her anyway, and your team doesn't want to be behind you or they'll have to shoot through your fat ass. You want to be behind and in the middle of DPS but still in front of your healer.
>>
>>186561067
play her on defense only

attack orisa (excluding memeing people on ilios) is a borderline throw
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>>186561237
>>186561274
No can do
>>186561423
>>186561730
Thanks for the tips.
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>>186559226
>get my 3 arcade boxes
>A legendary event skin in each one
Get good
>>
>100/168 unlocks
>only 3 skins
>only 1 of which is a legendary
a-anyday now those skins will start rolling in
>>
>Play McCree
>Flickshot a Tracer
>She instantly Recalls away to somewhere
>Suddenly getting shot in the ass
>Start strafing like a retard hoing she blinks in front of me
>Throw stun grenade
>She was slightly too far away so nothing happens
>Shoot wildly spamming "I need healing" as she 2clips me to death

Now I know why Taimou went insane.
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>no time to play comp
> just wait until end of season for my comp points to skins
>spend time playing melee instead
is life hell
>>
can i sell my gold case and 5 extra cases anywhere?

will trade them for tf2 items or something
>>
>>186562645
>spend time playing melee instead
What, like... SSBM?
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>>186562464
>168/168 unlocked
>>
>>186562646
you can both codes for < $1
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>>186563176
buy*
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>>186563056
yea
>>
>>186563325
What if... what if you just stopped playing dumb games?
>>
>>186563176
that's it? where do i sell mine then
>>
>>186563325
who's your main

guessing marth
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>Fucking retarded faggot Soldier refuses to shoot Pharah because "GENJI THO!"
>Pharah spends the entire game blasting my fucking asshole open and shooting us from behind
>Can't tank shit because she's just fucking abusing my fucking dick
>"B-BUT GENJI THOUGH!"
>Enemy Zarya spends FIVE FUCKING ROUNDS at 100% charge
>Team CAN'T NOT SHOOT THE BUBBLE
>Calling them on it every fucking round
>Keep doing it
>Zarya just rolls up and fucking destroys us because DUDE FULL FUCKING CHARGE LMAO
>Lose
>"gg genji carry"

STOP
FUCKING
SHOOTING
THE
RED
BUBBLE

FUCKING
SHOOT
PHARAH
>>
>>186563531
>CAN'T NOT SHOOT THE BUBBLE

I am just imagining some breathless autist screami g down his mic "DON'T NOT SHOOT THE FUCKING BUBBLE" no wonder your team was confused
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>>186563531
Have you tried not playing a hero who gets their asshole blasted open by Pharah?
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>>186563419
its dumb but at least i know its a static dumb and things will stay dumb
>>186563514
ganondorf, falcon, pocket marth
>>
>>186563816
Is English your second language?

>>186563896
Yeah.
It's called "Let me fucking shoot her, Jesus Christ, swap to tank and I'll fucking do it."
>>
>>186563952
>Not playing adult link
Nohgas tgink they coragess
>>
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>>186563962
If you're playing a hero who's job isn't to deal with the Pharah, then you don't have to kill the Pharah. You just have to not die to her.

If you die, it's not the soldier's fault for not shooting her, it's your fault for being shot by her.
>>
>>186563962
>>186563531
kek lmaoing @ this frustrated virgin filler
>>
>>186564431
>it's not the soldier's fault for not shooting her
t. Soldier
>>
>>186563962
lol u mad
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>be plat
>queue up for comp
>get matched with a literal level 26
>enemy team has 2 level 25s
>we crush them
>>
>>186564550
I'm a support main.
>>
I have around 100 hours in solo quick play. Never really bothered with comp but am going to give it a shot next season. Any advice for me?
>>
>>186563962
>"Let me fucking shoot her, Jesus Christ, swap to tank and I'll fucking do it."
In this scenario, just swap off of tank and just kill her. Don't wait for someone else to fill the role first.

Swap to whichever hitscan is open, kill Pharah for them, and then say, "okay, I killed Pharah for you, one of you go tank."
If they do, good. It might take them a little while. But if they never switch, then fuck 'em.
If you're the only one who could kill Pharah and you're now on a class that can keep killing her, then that's better for your team than it would have been if you stayed on tank just to fill a quota.
>>
>>186565009
Dont
>>
New thread better be good.
>>
>>186565009
Why not just start now anon? Don't be scared, it's just a slightly more organized quickplay (sometimes)

Don't get into arguments with people and just focus on yourself is probably the biggest tip i can give you. Things get out of control really quickly in competitive and there's really no reasoning with these assholes so you just kinda shut up and try to win anyway.
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how do I git gud with sombra or window
>>
>>186565251

I think comp is broken right now. I hear Numbani is glitched and people get kicked and lose 50 SR.
>>
New:
>>186565302
>>186565302
>>186565302

>>186565191
That's as much up to the posters who post in it as it is up to me.
>>
>>186565296
What do you mean by right now, because I still haven't gotten that map today but all the times I played before it worked just fine.
>>
>>186563450

>>186566076'
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