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what instrument was she playing?

When will get rid of the dendi curse

He has long been in the absolute pathetic tier of entertainment and I feel bad for him and especially his teammates everytime I see him

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I want to pollinate Sylph!

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reminder that watching anime makes you better at dota

>>186506043
guessing a double bass

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6th for ME

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Can zai survive the russians in EU servers or is NA dota doomed?

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>>186506059
>becomes full time streamer & personality
>free to appear wherever/whenever
>navi can build their dota team however they want
>still have dendi under the navi umbrella
sadly, this'll never happen

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>tfw find no solace in playing dota anymore
>the only thing playing brings me is frustration and sadness
>but I still watch people stream dota all of the time and I still love the game
>i just hate playing it
I wish I could learn to enjoy Dota again.

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First for Necrophos nerf

>>186506089
oh fug that's really lewd

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>mfw WEEDMANDOTA back

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>>186506723
>le na dota banter
>le na dota bad manners
>le na dota meanies
>a single stack of four russians is enough to trigger na dota into destroying items and abandoning a game

No wonder they are a bunch of weaklings when it comes to competitive play if they can't handle the tamest things

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>>186506859
r u me

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>>186506940

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will something happen today? nothing has happened in months

>>186507354
you will die

>>186507190
why is he not verified by twitter yet

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SLACKS JUST LEAKED COMMUNITY COMPENDIUMS
>SLACKS JUST LEAKED COMMUNITY COMPENDIUMS

>>186506870
>trumpcuck wants necro nerfed
lol

>>186507538
what

>SILTBREAKER WHEN

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>>186508505
>silt

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>Suma1l is the best mid in the world.
Fucking idiots, SCCC is the literal god of the midlane, He's dunked on shitmail so many times.

When patchnotes are supposed to be revealed? Like, really, fucking WHEN?

When patchnotes are supposed to be revealed? Like, really, fucking WHEN?

>>186507538
only took valve 2 years to bring it back after reborn removed it.

reborn removed a lot of shit think about it.

reborn was probably a mistake.

>>186507538
what does that mean?

>>186507887
>>186508823


in source 1 third party tournaments had their own compendiums to sell. Valve have only just re-added it to the game after it was taken out after reborn

>>186508653
next tuesday

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>7.10
>WR bust size increased by 3 cups

>>186508606
If you watched the games Sumail destroyed sccc in the midlane and then they lost the late game, like in every game they had in the main event.

>>186508975
lmao americans measure breasts in cups

>>186509110
they can't stop thinking about eating even when looking at boobs lol

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>>186508606
This. His SF in the last semi-final game was glorious. NoOne is very good too, Miracle shits his pants just thinking about laning against him.

BASED OUR GAYS MOONDUCK SHITTING ON TI7

why do trenchshitters consider sniper a viable mid?

>>186509403
>watching mooncuck podcast
h*llo r*dd*t

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>>186508606
Beep boop.
I can't let you win that midlane fleshy.

>>186508898
thanks for answering friend

SEEEE THEY NEEDED A DRAFT PANEL
grant/lacoste/kotlguy would have fit perfectly there

>>186509578
>implying slacks isn't /ourguy/

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>>186509578
WHERES CAP PODCAST JESUS

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>praising machine
BUT WHAT ABOUT ME ME ME

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>>186509232
>tfw my gf has less cups than mcdonalds king size coke jug
JUST

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>Suma1l is the best mid in the world.

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>>186508975
it's literally a bunch of bones in her spine
how fucking lazy

"we're forum kids, we go on Reddit" - Slacks

what is the best hero to first pick at 4.5k mmr

>>186509879
>>186510159
goodbye r*****
>>186509921
i don't know my fellow white person with actual good tastes
we can only hope it's soon

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>>186509745
russkies had it by the way, their production quality was higher overall
>>186510103
wasn't that meme was proven wrong

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>slacks laughing at this
kek

>>186510183
shaker

>everyone dresses their AM as some weeb anime fag shit

this is some shit

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>>186510286
slacks is our guy

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>>186506043
Electric Cello

>everyone shitting on EG now
WEW

>>186510183
arc warden

>>186510406
arc warden was just banned

I will go magnus offlane

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>>186510363
>now

>>186510363
PPD shits on Slacks so ...

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LMAFO ZAI WAS CRYING

>Zyori confirming TI7 was the best TI

Is the Moonduck studio our studio?

>>186510570
Zai more like Cri

>>186510570
>jew
>sniff
>maple syrup
>slacks
no

>>186510570
I cry after losing a pub. I wonder how they felt after losing a TI

>>186510570
I want to grab Zai's cheeks and pull them into weird directions

that moonduck panel unironically better than any other we had this TI (except for that one with sumail)

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>>186510758
REMINDS ME ME ME ME ME ME ME OF THE TIME I HOSTED A PANEL

>>186510758
go away Maut

>>186510570
i hate this pol faggot police tape listening swede moron

>everyone in Moonduck agrees TI7 was the best TI so far
Well, it's confirmed then:

OFFICIAL "THE INTERNATIONAL" RANKINGS:
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#1 - TI 3
>Most hyped finals ever.
>Only time 2 western teams reached the finals.
>Biggest rivalry ever in dota, before the age of /pol/ shitposting which only made it better.

#2.- TI 7
>Best event storyline with liquid coming all the way from the lower bracket.
>Liquid vs China, the slaying of the top 3 chinese in succession while stomping the finals 3-0.

#3.- TI 2
>Navi against the chinese horde.
>The play.
>Still small and comfy community.

#4.- TI 6
>Okay tournament.
>Lacking memorable moments.
>DC disappointing in finals, almost as much as CDEC the previous year.

#5.- TI 4
>People complaining about "muh deathball meta" but games weren't so bad, only that games were fast without chance for comebacks.
>Uninteresting China vs China finals made the ending of the tournament less appealing.

#6.- TI 1
>Unfinished game, low hero pool.
>Cool event but wasn't really a TI.

#7.- TI 5
>Brought /pol/ shitposting to dota.
>CDEC had a very weak performance in the finals.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXPJZn5AfNI

This is the greatest play in Dota 2 history, Suma1l greatest play is buying Blademail.

>>186511045
why you shit on your compatriot

>>186510917
TI3 had a total of 3 good games. TI2 and TI1 were shitshows that no one knew what to do. TI7 had the worst grand finals. TI6 had the best games.

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what are you guys watching?

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>>186511158
Objectively wrong opinions.

>>186510080
>le fat choking russian
nice TI """"""performance""""""

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TI7 has the best grand final.

LMAO @ THESEKEKS WHO GET BTFO by EG winning non HONEYPOT garbage like ti7
bet you guys got BTFO'D in november too... huh?

MAGA
A
G
A
fucking KEKS OUT
OUT
OUT
REE

>Patch up
>No wake

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>create an AI capable of learning
>force her to play dota straight for 10 thousand years
>act surprised when the AI decides to exterminate humanity

>>186511651
Literally Skynet

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>>186511651
Mein sides

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>>186511651
>her

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>>186511426
the only western team that placed higher than both russian teams was liquid
can this choking meme die already

>>186511596
WTF i love MAGA now
>>186511757
inteligence is a female noun, anon

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where's the patch?
were all waiting here, come on valve.

also, me in the middle

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>>186509403
moonduck podcasts are awful, not only are the main personalities awful (ballsniffer, jew, berniebro, leaf) they talk about dota for 10 minutes, then devolve into a less funny version of the colbert show, like full on 2 scoops, i wouldn't mind if they didnt list it as a "dota" stream, they arent playing dota and they are barely talking about dota.

>>186511839

no, the "artificial" is what makes it female

slacks looking skinny

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>>186510758
LOL FUCK NO
>>186510586
I unironically prefer beyond the shekel to them, they are that fucking bad. I wish the dota casting scene wasnt so gatekept and overrun with retards.

>>186511804
>one of the favorite
>top6 is good
fuck off

>trent thinks the pangolin is french
shame on you my fellow FUCKING LEAF

i'm pretty sure i have like 80% of the ingame /d2g/ chat muted, why are you all so fucking autistic

>>186511873
i think its going to be around a week or even 2-4 months.
meh, lets just wait.

me with glasses btw

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>>186512143
well it''s better than top12 alright

>>186512343
the worst ones are the really high goypass levels.

If you flip a coin 100 times your probability of getting heads or tails stays 50%, getting 7 heads in a row doesnt necessarily mean your next 7 will be tails, however it is 50% chance that yoi will. Same goes with mm, your probability of winning of losing in solo queue equals to the probability of you getting the anchors on ur team (or on the opposing team). Having fun fliiping the coin dotards?

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>>186510917
>rating TI5 that low because someone hurt your feelings

youre any offlane hero and 1000 damage chad rhasta comes to slap your tight little virgin buttocks

what do you do

>>186512719
everyone decent from this community left years ago, only leaving the spergs. I'm pretty sure even reddit is better at thjs point

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what's the point of this ded general

>>186512343
there's an ingame d2g chat? what?

>>186512709
it's not better than 2015's VP
and Lil the cocky choker is the only thing both teams have in common

>wake up
>sing streaming
>about to go to bed
>sing streaming
wew

>>186510675
$75,000 richer

>>186512943
it's /vg/ in the client. It more or less died after reborn honestly, rarely has over 200 users on, mainly hovers around 110-120 from what I've notcied

>>186513080
I'm not surprised, I'd be very wary of interacting with anyone from /vg/ since everyone has fucking autism

>>186510675
>I cry after losing a pub
What the fuck

>>186513182
smart choice honestly

>>186511873
Me on the left with the phone.

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>>186506089
Wait, does she even have an aghs?

>2017
>still no snail hero
Nice game dotards

Why is it that people with anime profile pics are either really really good or trash at the game? there's no middle ground

>>186512939
Anime shitposting and occasionally talking about baking.

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>>186513501
for the lewds

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>>186513456
Anime fucks up your brain. It's like mutations in evolution, a few are lucky and end "fucked up" in a way that makes them more apt at something but most people end fucked up in a bad way.

>>186513456
it's like surviving severe head trauma, you either end up being mouthbreathing retard or getting savant syndrome

If I want to play Single draft, will I queue with the LP guys? Or there is other queue for players in the normal priority?

>tfw will never ever have singsing bf
hold me, d2g

reminder that TI7 was RIGGED
>letting arabs win for that sweet oil prince money
>denying main stage cap to give his gf the cosplay prize
>giving the short prize to the same guy that the years before
>find a way to keep dendi on the payroll
>same with pflax

>>186513886
What got me is they brought fucking dendi to play sf and not yaphets.

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>>186513886

It's not like Valve was hiding it.

>>186513775
those are two separate queues

What did Sumail mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP0ke4UnLoQ

>>186513340
Det var en snigel och en snigel och en snigel ...

>>186514117
>Sccc's weird jerky movement
was he on crack?

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>>186513886
You're right but for the wrong reasons
>scandal about API keys breaks out two months before TI
>Ruru becomes the poster lady for the evil CEO
>two of the teams DOMINATE THE TOURNEY
>they advance to top 4
>only to be steamrolled + an other team in the corrupt scene by the team led by the poster boy nice guy veteran

cmonBruh

>>186514117
Sumail best husbando.

>>186514023
hahaha I lost it
Wonder what next years theme will be

Friendly reminder that planet odd was the only team that could have stopped liquid from winning ti this year. W33 consistently shits on miracle mid when ever they meet in pubs.

>>186514434
nice balanar cosplay

>>186514593
Mid is not about individual skill any more you retard.

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>>186510103
>>186510269
>wasn't that meme was proven wrong
Remember that too but can't find the guy denying Windrunner's spine bones being wrongly set. Only found posts pro WR fix on reddit.
Also the guy who made the most popular post about the fix did not give credit to the view from above. Pic related.

>>186506140
Is that show anything more than loli bait

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>>186514434
what the fug

is that real

this anime shit has gotten too far, fuck off you fucking retarded pedophiles back to rebbit

when the fuck is siltbreaker act ii

>>186510024
>gang signs
not funny

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>>186515050
who's your favorite upcoming hero/remodel?

>>186515036
Yes. Remember to aim at your brain stem, not straight upwards.

>>186511873
Me on the bottom right

>>186515101
We had the first black president, its 2017, grow the fuck up

>>186514434
they're recycling ti1-ti5 colors, but with a TWEEST
ti6 was red but lc
ti7 was blue but water
ti8 will be green but ____
my bet is forest

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>>186510024
>having to walk all day this uncomfortably just because you want to hide you're a womanlet

>>186515036
it's real newfriend
>>186515258
>le pretend im the other side meme
pussy

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Envy hints new teammates.

how do i play abaddon

>>186515421
offlane
radiance rush

>>186515420
>Envy hints
why not just say who they are
the peru is timado, if real though

timado is a meme, he doesnt even have 8k mmr
he needs to prove himself first by getting 9k mmr

>>186515421
hand radiance octarine

>>186515420
Who cares? The problem is EE anyway.

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>>186510024
>>186515342
Reminder Grant is tapping this. Her boobs have stayed in good shape.

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>>186515307
DUDE RISK YOUR LIFE LMAO

>>186513080
which is crazy desu. it used to get capped at 1000 during ti and there'd be a spillover channel with a few hundred in it too.

>>186515342
My gf told me women wear high heels so their ass shows better
idk though

>>186515606
Go practice your casting annie, you're awful.

>>186515696
this is why i wear them too

>>186515768
But you're a boy, anon.
Only girls wear heels.

>>186515606
>Met some friendly cows!
She knows

>>186515606
she looks like a real sjw type, but in one of the moonduck podcasts she said that she hated feminism and everybody went into an uproar, especially that cuck purge

>>186515420
please no i don't hate that kid but he's really not that good, he lose his midlane as a viper

>>186515520
who do you think the Chinese is?

>>186515606
if she becomes skinny she'll be close to 10/10

girls have it so eaasy

Why is everyone who plays safelane picking AM in my pubs?

I feel like AM is just terrible in 4 out of 5 pub games because there's not enough team coordination to create space for him. In most pub games I see AM's team losing before AM gets strong because his team is fighting 4v5.

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>safe lane already has sven
>retard last picks terrorblade
>it's revealed that he has a 1300 lvl goypendium
>m-maybe we'll outcarry them later somehow
>check team item progression at 15 minutes
>chen has midas no boots
>tb has radiance in quickbuy
>abandon

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>>186505905

>>186516052
muh miracle

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>>186515921
she retweeted this
maybe just maybe she has a brain of her own
anyways, i think the answer to the question is MONEY

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>>186505905
Goofballs: Special Edition

>>186516159
>slut cosplaying a slut

>>186516159
STOP WHITEWASHING EVERYTHING YOU WHITE SUPREMACIST RACIST FASCIST HOMOPHOBIC MISOGYNIST ANTISEMITIC PRICK. AND SHE'S FREE TO WALK NAKED IF SHE WANTS THAT DOENS'T MEAN SHE'S A SLUT STOP THE SLUT SHAMING.

>>186515982
anyone can answer this?

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potm movie when?

Is there a streamer who regularly plays supports on a high level?
I'd like to learn more about early rotations and general support play in the first 15 minutes.

>>186516825
(What the fuck is this stupid human doing? Should I go away or am I actually liking this? I'm not sure. This is weird)

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>>186516930

>>186516930
ppd zai sometimes dreadz rarely waga

>>186516825
WHy doesn't the cat beat the shit out of that cunt like most webms i've seen?

>>186517143
Does he even stream regularly?
I almost never see him online. Might be because of timezones.

>>186517310
why

>>186515668
TI3 was amazing to watch with /d2g/ honestly, probably why it's still my favorite TI

>>186516305
my god this is why i love the apolitical personalities in the scene like grant and cap, everyone else has literal /r/politics tier political opinions, not that I should care about the political opinions of people making no money talking video games for a living

>>186517310
Venomancer becomes a highly contested tier 1 pick.
Any hero with summons becomes a tier 1 pick.
Treant aghs is now core in every game.

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Any big titted cosplayers?

>>186516778
maybe shadow

>>186517267
Because cats like human heads. It has a lot of heat. Usually if they sleep next to somoene they'll go near the head. Also it's potm the cat lady.

also d2g, breakycpk is casting pubs right now, hes a shittier version of grant, but i like him more than wagacuck and pflax.

>>186517472
how?

>>186517582
BUT AT WHAT COST

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>>186517310
This post is exactly how I imagine game development meetings at Riot.

>>186517310
>>186517472
>>186517662
t. garbage roamer

>>186517662
how does that improve the game

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>>186517662
Garbage like Legion would be extremely broken without wards

>>186517143
check out n4max, he's french though

>>186518012
yes and next remove towers and roshan :)

>>186506089
Who's the original?

>>186518147
Sylph

>>186518386
Why the fuck are they dumb?

I've actually had a nightmare with day9 today
The dream was that were me, him and my imaginery gf in a car, and I was driving, but day9 was jealous of me and wanted my gf, so he jumped out of the car in a suicide tentative
fucking bizarre fuck you day9

>>186518126
>remove heroes from the game

WOW OPEN AI I JUST MADE A GAME PLAYED BY AIs IT WASN'T SO HARD WHY ALL THE FUSS?????

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>Bulldog is plowing this while you jerk off to chinese cartoons

Any other thicc girls in the dota scene?

been gone like 2 years and theres gotta be more

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>>186518463
im sure this nightmare was a real TREAT

>>186518506
I'm not gonna give your baiting ass more (You)'s.

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>no flying courier 12mins in

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>>186518589
proof that retarded girls are the best ones

>>186518589
In the end money means all

>>186518589
OI BULLDOG YOU GOT ME PREHGNANT *DABS*

>>186518702
In what way would it be better?
I mean I'm fucking baffled.
How would anything be better?
It would just be fumbling around in the dark.

>>186518825
Imagine playing shit like Drow/Luna without wards. Unplayable.

can you guys stop being gay for a second

>>186518774

Made me kek, thanks friend

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>tfw no delicia hero
why live?

Hello i come from reddit can anyone link me to the "leaked" patch notes?

Thanks a bunch.

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>>186519142
don't pick monkey king against brazilians

>>186519201
http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485

>>186519142
Macaco King?

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>top streams
>waga
>purge
>pyrion
>slacks
>moo

What am I supposed to watch while procrastinating?

>>186518589
id get used goods if i wanted too.

i want a woman who wont sell herself for cheap.

>>186518825
I thought you said you would stop replying?
If you know it's bait why respond?

>>186519201
>http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485

how many upvotes will i get if i post a lolipugna on reddit

>>186519307
Wait a couple hours untill Grant starts streaming.

>>186519142
is that real?

>>186519307

Draskyl

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tfw have some retard pick am mid because he thinks he's miracle
he gets a 15 min first item hotd and we lose

>>186518589
>tattoo
i'll pass

>>186519201
Valve insider here giving insight on post TI patch
>Talents are now given from level 9 to 25 each 4 levels
Aghanim's Scepter is completely reworked and now says : grants the hero a new spell
>All previous spells granted before are left untouched
>All other upgrades are shifted into high level talents with few number tweaks
Many reworked abilities are now granted by scepter
>Old bloodrage : now bloodpact : silence and +90% damage for 6 sec castable on any unit
>Old juxtapose : now phantom fade :grants invisibility and leaves an illusion
>lvl?death : ministun and 150 + 20% magical damage on target based on level
>Tidal wave : Tidehunter's Gush current scepter upgrade is now a seperate spell that applies magic weakness instead
We are working on five new spells to add for the new update
there is also new event that involves rubick arcana and tiny bits of lore on his father

>>186519514
Its not like you had a chance anyways

XD

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>wake up
>no patch

>>186519534
>rubick arcana
but didn't he lose

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>>186519534
that's enough shitposting XBOCT

coordinator is dead
its happening

>>186519640
didn't io lose too?

>>186519632
Go back to sleep Malcolm

https://steamdb.info/app/373310/subs/

LAT UPDATE 39 MIN AGO

HAPPENING

No patch this week it seems...

>>186518702
what if you just delete the mini map from game, and the first thing that a support has to do in the game, is to cross the whole area looking for pieces of map so that the mini map is enabled for all.

did the GOOD guy win ?

STATUS: HAPPENING

https://twitter.com/DOTA2/status/897215533724160000

>>186519847
What the fuck. Literally when I posted this, I hear news of shit going down with the servers.

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>>186519994
OH SHIT

hey post that one picture, you know the one

i am so done with this seriously. is that even "balanced" 21 looses in a row, not of bad gameplay but of fucking leavers, flamers, and wd carries. why there is not 1 single game where the opposite team has a feeder or leaver? what the FUCK IS GOING ON? and in the end of each day the is coordinator problems, yeah you know we give 23 millions in the tournament but can't FUCKING PUT NEW SERVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>186520116

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I TURNED MYSELF INTO A DOTA HERO MORTY!!

I'M RIKI RIIICK!!

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>>186520116

>>186519307
moo is a proper good lad

>>186514331
>scandal about API keys breaks out two months before TI
nigga we've been memeing about the api key for at least a year
You have to go back

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>>186520116

>>186520152
Take a deep breath, queue up, first pick techies and allahu avckbar it up

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>tfw another undefined amount of days where each patch is hyped as fuck followed by literally nothing

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>>186520116

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>>186520116

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ARTEEZY IS LIVE

>>186520358
when did tobi get so handsome

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>>186520116

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>>186520116

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>>186510348
Finally a nice follow-up to this masterpiece

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>>186520152
You fucking cunt
you stupid fucking cunt do you have any idea what you have just done????
TWO WORLDS ARE NOT MEANT TO COLLIDE YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT

>>186520518
SPOILER THAT SHIT

>>186520152
>http://blog.dota2.com/2017/07/welcoming-new-players/
>Today’s update also introduces a feature that matches new players against players with consistently high behavior scores.

>>186520152


Every game in high mmr recently has been an utter joke. Lost about 10 games in the past 2 weeks due to someone abandoning (was especially bad during TI) And it has hardly gotten better. I just played in a 5.8k avg game and our 6.5k first picks natures prophet (no one did anything or had played with him previously). Told the enemy team to pick pushing heroes and not only did he mass feed courriers and himself but he also stacked every ancient camp for the enemy sven. And want to know the worst part? The high load out notification means no one can even report him! Match ID is 3385712915 for anyone interested. This is a joke where every other game is int feeders or griefers. Valve please fix this matchmaking

>>186520605
>looses
I see people actually misspell "LOSE" so fucking often it's unreal. Is it just third worlders who don't have a firm grasp on English?
Why the fuck do people keep saying "loose"?

anybody here use the twitch desktop app
how is it

>>186518589
bulldog is a virgin.

>>186520779
He actually miss typed 'nooses'

>>186520906
>not married
i should hope so

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>>186518589
Yeah well, i cant get my chinese cartoons in 3dpd

started drinking again after more than 2 years
god it feels good

>>186521016
Why did you stop?

HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING

GET IN

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/6uk44i/7.07_analysis_by_sir_baldevere_(in_process)

>>186521016
>drinking


Just buy some opioids lad

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>>186520695
Reminder that you should consider uninstalling the game if your behavior score is less than 9500.

>>186520779
Because spellcheck doesn't catch it and nobody is pointing it out.

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>>186521148
>abandon a game for whatever reason
>lose 3000 behavior score
>never get it back because you're now in the retard bracket

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RTZ LIVE
>RTZ LIVE
RTZ LIVE
>RTZ LIVE
RTZ LIVE
>RTZ LIVE
RTZ LIVE
>RTZ LIVE

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What if there was a hero who could uproot towers amd move them around the map?>>186521106
MEIN SEIDS

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>go to take a shit
>no new patch

>>186521079
i was neet and got drunk almost every night
decided i was going to change my life back then
this is a 2 week thing though

ill stop again after
>>186521118
thats the best feeling life has to offer, but i cant get my hands on any rn

When will SEA win TI?

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I just realized something

The new patch coming is literally my biggest joy right now
It's the most important thing in my entire fucking life, a patch for a videogame

I have nothing more important going on
Just waiting... for a patch

Holy shit I'm pathetic

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>>186521870
whenever they get a lucky year, like NA

>>186521916
could be far worse pussy

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>>186521916
Nice blog, this reminds ME of ME! ME ME ME ME ME ME THE MOST AMAZING MEME HYUK HYUK HYUK

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>tfw buying phase boots on every hero
Extra move speed and +24 damage is so fucking good early game. Treads are useless.

>>186522164
hi singsing

>>186522164
absolutely based 2kbro

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IT'S OUT!!! 290mb UPDATE!!

DOTA IS UPDATING

I REPEAT

DOTA IS UPDATING

>>186522343
holy shit youi're not lying

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guys, please watch me play
I am still relevant you know
2018 is my year, I will show them all h-haha!

PATCH!
ACT 2!

FAGGOTS, SILTBREAKER P2 OUT NOW!!

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>>186521148
>Reminder that you should consider uninstalling the game if your behavior score is less than 9500.
above*
ftfy
high behavior score is a symptom of advanced cuckoldry

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PATCH???????

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>>186519307
Chessie you fuckface, C O M F Y actually good at dota stream

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SLITBREAKER 2IS OUT

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and here we go, folks
happy grinding
Dark Reef confirmed

https://steamdb.info/depot/373301/history/

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Here

>>186522605
Oh shit new models

not an actual patch, who cares

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>>186522605
>no 7.07
>no new heroes.

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TONY IS A BOSS

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>>186522343
>>186522378
it was just slitbreaker shit

http://blog.dota2.com/2017/08/siltbreaker-act-ii-exclusive-battle-pass-campaign/

BLOG POST

NO INFORMATION ON NEXT BALANCE PATCH

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>>186521916
>giganeet laments about his pathetic worthless life
>on the verge of ending his miserable existence, save for the release of content for his favorite vidya
>30 seconds later, a patch
Absolutely based Valve

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Dueling Fates when??

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I'm in

>>186522913
>NO INFORMATION ON NEXT BALANCE PATCH
FUCKING COCK SUCKERS

i dont give a FUCK about this reddit siltbreaker faggotry. i want to know WHEN to expect the next patch

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>>186522605
>>186522629

holy shit evangelion hero confirmed?

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>>186522630
>adventure mode

>>186523136
There is also something about campfires in the code, maybe its cold and you can freeze to death. Survival game elements

What is IceFrog's MMR?

>>186523136
no rewards, no timer, no stars.

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>poorfags without battlepass got cucked out of content

>>186523267
2.6k

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>>186523267
2-3k

>>186523267
doesn't really matter what his mmr is, he doesn't use his own skill level to balance the game unless he's secretly been a pro all along.

>>186523095
hopefully not
eva is trash

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Where are my leaked patch notes?

LeakAnon has been right 95% so far

>>186523681
Name one series better than it.

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>>186523784
Valve insider here giving insight on post TI patch
>Talents are now given from level 9 to 25 each 4 levels
Aghanim's Scepter is completely reworked and now says : grants the hero a new spell
>All previous spells granted before are left untouched
>All other upgrades are shifted into high level talents with few number tweaks
Many reworked abilities are now granted by scepter
>Old bloodrage : now bloodpact : silence and +90% damage for 6 sec castable on any unit
>Old juxtapose : now phantom fade :grants invisibility and leaves an illusion
>lvl?death : ministun and 150 + 20% magical damage on target based on level
>Tidal wave : Tidehunter's Gush current scepter upgrade is now a seperate spell that applies magic weakness instead
We are working on five new spells to add for the new update
there is also new event that involves rubick arcana and tiny bits of lore on his father

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When are the good teams playing?

Woah diablo act 2 is happening

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Greetings cyborg!

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>>186524447