/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

>tfw no felicity (ling)

second for waifus

>dfw no time to test my code

Offical Waifu Tier List

-Loving Mother tier-
Fuura Kafuka
Vicky Forta

-Wears the Pants in the Relationship tier-
Eloise Chapelle

-Risque Workplace Escapades tier-
Jean Blancy
Anne Hiro

-High School Sweetheart tier-
Valkyrie Skies
Kiri Singh
Little Doris

-Want for Their Body tier-
Grey Area
Elizabeth Hawinks

-Best Friends with Benefits tier-
Surfer Girl
Luna Welty

-Drunken Regrets tier-
Raelyn F. Ultra

-Girl Next Door tier-
Athena Sloan
Maya Browning

>>186479939
Husbando tier list ?

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https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/15656
[balance]

>>186479939
>tfw on the list because I wrote the list

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Official Hit List

Fuura Kafuka
Vicky Forta
Eloise Chapelle
Jean Blancy
Anne Hiro
Valkyrie Skies
Kiri Singh
Little Doris
Grey Area
Elizabeth Hawinks
Surfer Girl
Luna Welty
Raelyn F. Ultra
Athena Sloan
Maya Browning

>>186482550
>Luna Welty
Ok actually what did I do to you, I've been here like, 3 weeks.

>>186482550
Waifukill gamemode WHEN

>>186482767
When you roll antag

>>186482653
You picked the surname "Welty"
not that anon but youre fuckin dead kiddo

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>>186482653
Staticnaming
Waifufaggotry
Metaclubbery

How do you plead, scum?

>>186482819
I usually die, mostly to my own stupidity, so idk what you're after.

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>furfag asks to vore me as part of a metagrudge
>say no, it's explicitly not allowed without OOC consent
>they're mad I hit on their other characters, playfully teased, and don't like my deadsay chat, this is literally it
>call them out on being a snowflake furry shitter pureeely IC
>call them out on being into hard vore which is disgusting
>my insults get pretty nasty and I went at them until they snapped
>they attack me, now attempting to pull the vore scene without consent
>kill me and drag me around the station preventing cloning since they wanted to eat my corpse
>completely knocked out of the round
>escalation from insults straight to murder
>ahelp he
>the player logged out

>>186482872
>metaclubbery
I only know 1 person on this server personally and they don't even play when i do because they live in another country.

>>186482767
Thot Patrol, like nuke ops but fun

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>>186482881
Stop playing on servers where that fetishism shit is allowed.

>>186482653
>>186482879
it's just thread shitposters, nothing is gonna change for you IC. it's probably somebody that doesn't even play anymore

>>186482653
He literally just posted every name in the list 4 posts above you bimbo

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>>186481683
>on the list twice

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>>186482957
To the guillotine it is, then.

>>186483018
If that thought comforts you. We've already taken out Pomf. You're next.

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>>186482881
>they joined the next round exposing their ckey
Bets on them getting zero punishment, or me being the one punished for being an asshole in speech?
Citadel btw
>tidbits of insults
>black wolf named blackwolf, wow
>vore is fucking disgusting
>calling them butthurt I denied their vore
>mocking their typing style by mimicking their speech IC
>I hit all the wrong places with just that

>>186482992
The one ERP server that doesn't allow vore furfags is down.

>>186483169
>someone actually put me on the waifu list
This place is desperate.
>>186483191
Make it painless.

Official Headpat List

Fuura Kafuka
Vicky Forta
Eloise Chapelle
Jean Blancy
Anne Hiro
Valkyrie Skies
Kiri Singh
Little Doris
Grey Area
Elizabeth Hawinks
Surfer Girl
Luna Welty
[REMOVED]
Athena Sloan
Maya Browning

>>186483228
ours, unless you're banned which you probably are since you're there.

>>186483247
Luna is cute!
CUTE!

>>186483330
ERP on /vg/, nice meme.
I never got banned for anything only some bwoinks for minor shittery that didn't matter.
I don't play /vg/ cause I wanted to try ERPing in ss13 and just stuck to Citadel to do so.

>>186483341
Meet me in dorms next shift for fun ;3

>>186483285
>get close to pat on the head
>they frantically move away while hovering their mouse over ;HELP BEING ATTACKED BY [nearest player] IN [location]

if your so called waifu does this, remember that they are not such, and it is your spessman duty to stripcuff them into disposals.

A wizard teleports to your department, stops time and tells you to roll a d14 and tell him the result.

What do you roll?

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>>186483531
I don't roll because fucking time is frozen.

>>186483531
d12+2d2-2

>>186483531
roll my grenades because i was working in toxins.

>>186483531
collect easy valid, bet the unrobust shitter """"friendly"""" wizard pushes T to type.

can we add ticket to the moon to the jukebox?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDemXir2N4E

>>186483531
d12 and flip a coin for the 1d2, heads for +2 tails for +1 to add to the d12 roll

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What's bullshit Mr. Quaid? Afraid to admit that you're having a schizo paranoid episode, or are you really an invincible secret agent from Mars, who is in the middle of an interplanetary conspiracy to make him think that he's a lonley construction worker. Stop punishing yourself Doug, you're a fine upstanding man you have a beautiful wife who loves you, you have a whole life ahead of you. But you gotta want to return to reality.

The Syndicate is just a dream.

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>>186484036
n-
not like this

>>186483624
>>186483653
>>186483689
>>186483748
>>186483985
he reveals he is the wizard of love and you failed his test, you are autistic and he curses you to a lifeu without a waifu

>>186484183
Damn where do I sign up to be rid of waifus?

>>186484241
the derelict restauration project.

>>186484286
I read that as Derelict Restaurant Project

>>186484342
Let's turn the derelict into the new bar

>>186484183
I replied twice what do I get

You get no (you)

>>186484365
You get a cute brown catgirl (male)

@186484830
;_;

>>186484862
now this is good

>>186484862
I too like Lightsource.

>start out as a skeleton crew of 7 people
>the only tator gets him self MIAMI MUTILATED by the HoS in under half an hour
>everything goes swimmingly for three hours
bad traitors are the worst

Sorry about your away mission, but you had to go deal with an ayy mission

>>186479939
>Vicky Forta
It's Forte
>Jean Blancy
She's definitely a wears the pants tier
>High School Sweetheart
Gonna need a description of what this is supposed to be because only Doris feels like they belong there

Missing
>Felicity Rivera
>Trinity Prewitt
>Lily Lapine
>Grasis Greener
>Hachi
>Raphaella Beckett
>Joanna Slurp
>Annie Rodgers
>Ashe Mallory
>Ivy Stocker
>Angelite Entyshak
>Ailsa Dochartaigh

>>186483285
Good list.

>>186485112
>High School Sweetheart
High School Sweetheart is the kinda average (by most people's opinion) girl that you started to date, it went well and you stayed together forever and got married. Somebody you find ADORABLE and all the little things she does make you smile.

THAT ^ THAT

>>186485296
Nevermind that criticism then, that's fine.

Offical Waifu Tier List

-Loving Mother tier-
Fuura Kafuka
Vicky Forte
Raphaella Beckett
Ivy Stocker

-Wears the Pants in the Relationship tier-
Eloise Chapelle
Jean Blancy
Trinity Prewitt

-Risque Workplace Escapades tier-
Anne Hiro
Lily Lapine
Joanna Slurp

-High School Sweetheart tier-
Valkyrie Skies
Kiri Singh
Little Doris
Annie Rodgers

-Want for Their Body tier-
Grey Area
Elizabeth Hawinks
Ailsa Dochartaigh

-Best Friends with Benefits tier-
Surfer Girl
Luna Welty
Felicity Rivera
Ashe Mallory

-Drunken Regrets tier-
Raelyn F. Ultra
Hachi
Angelite Entyshak

-Girl Next Door tier-
Athena Sloan
Maya Browning
Grasis Greener

>>186485910
Kill me

>>186485910
Ivy is drunken regret, Hachi is bird next door, good otherwise.

>>186485910
Hachi is nice, birb helped me with bananium/phazon many times

>>186485910
>Wears the pants tier
So just made up? Never seen any of them do anything but be submissive moeblob waifus

How "large" is a 7 dev? Like, give me a partical example in size

If i dropped a 7 Dev in the center o the bridge, on box how much would i ttake out?

>>186485910
all fat neet men irl

High temperature turning borgs into a pile of molten metal when?

>>186485910
>fuura kafuka is mother tier
how dare you

>>186485910
>Ivy
>Loving mother

Wew

>>186454562
>you will never build the derelict into its very own functioning station with its own population that fights the main station

Does my red mommi crewed telebomb station from a couple days ago count?

>>186485910
you dont know what you're doing schmuk

--- The Surfer Girl

>>186487317
no carbons, doesn't count.

>>186487387

carbons are not that important

>>186487448
yes they are, otherwise you will never interfere with anything ever

>>186486839
>>186487371
WHO DID THIS?

>>186487073
"Dev" refers to devastation, the radius in tiles of the area of the explosion which can outright destroy objects and turfs.
A 7 dev bomb will punch a hole in the station with a radius of 7 tiles.
The heavy radius would be, I think, 14 tiles. Not sure about the light radius, probably mid-thirties.

Since the normal viewport radius is 7 tiles, a 7 dev bomb will completely erase most of what you can see on your screen, followed by dealing heavy damage well outside that.

>>186488040
So a Dev7 would be
100% Destruction 7x7
then ramping down probably 5 to 8% every radius outside of that until 14x14 where it then plummets heavily?
8x8 = 95%
9x9 = 90%
10x10 = 85%
11x11 = 80%
12x12 = 75%
13x13 = 70%
14x14 = 65%

I suppose if one of those were planted properly, you could blow up the entire bridge and ai on box.

So how do I prepare for the SEC Borg menace when they go rogue and powertrip? I usually keep 2-3 blinders in my bag at all times for one

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>still no updated husbando list

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>>186485910
>not on the list yet
Good~

>>186490254
Post 20 husbando names and I will make the heck out of that LIST.

>>186490254
>waaah I wanna have my name be on something

>>186490151
>then ramping down probably 5 to 8% every radius
No.
It's like a target. Circle of devastation in the middle, surrounded by thick ring of heavy damage, surrounded by thicker ring of light damage.

The effects of the heavy and light damage are based on the content of the `ex_act()` proc of each object and turf caught in those damage ranges.

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>>186490315
and you are?

Thanks for playing with me. You are a good friend and fun to be around. Sorry if I bore you.

>>186490315
Who?

>it's a virgil murderbones everyone episode
>It's on packed as well

Boy howdy

My statics are never on lists and that feels gud man

Post your static's skin tone value!

>>186490775
>anything higher than 35
Shiggity diggity space yourselves if you do this

>>186490502
a slut

Which statics have the cutest friendship?

>>186490775
34

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>>186490872
Ashelicity!

Is there a chef that could rival carsh?

We should make a /ss13g/ essential reading list.

Reply to this post with books you think give the feeling of ss13 or are good for background lore

>>186490775
BUT SHE NEEDS TO BE TAN YOU IDIOT IT ONLY MAKES SENSE

>>186491006
I MUST DEFEND MY OWN HONOR
[bwoink]

>>186491081
I was subverted at the moment anyway.

>>186491006
>Calling yourself dr dick isnt allowed
>This is
Ebin

tfw I finally figured out who That Girl is

im not telling any of you, figure it out yourself

>>186482881
>call them out on being a snowflake furry shitter pureeely IC
>call them out on being into hard vore which is disgusting
>my insults get pretty nasty and I went at them until they snapped

I mean, you say the first thing was purely IC, but it sounds like the latter two are OOC. Not saying that's an excuse for him breaking the rules though

>>186491194
Who is it! Who is it!

>>186490775
60
40
60

>>186490775
100. Caramel.

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>>186490730
>Be miner
>Mine
>Mine really good
>Shuttle called abruptly and without warning with a meme reason
>No comms chatter, maybe it's too far out, turn on radio
>Nothing
>Go back
>Entire fucking station is destroyed, nothing but corpses anywhere you look
>Pick through the rubble looking for familiar faces to take back to centcomm
>See a borg near escape, ask what happened
>Borg silently moves in, try to run, get caught on broken terrain
>Die
>Die with 69k in the bank

EXCELLENT

>>186491020
gay

>>186491020
Blindsight

>tfw want to be waifu material but afraid that people will recognize your ckey as a shitter from past characters

>>186492424
Couldn't you be arsed to crop it better? Spoiler it next time.

So I'm learning Virology, how does one release a virus? Injecting random people seems sketchy at best?

>>186493198
0. Make sure you're actually using an airborne Virus, dunce
1. Get a monkey or monkeyman
2. Inject them with the Virus
3. Strap on a chair in Bar/Medbay Lobby
4. Watch it spread and then die because you forgot making antibodies for yourself

>>186492424
man why are we cracking down on superficial stuff like names instead of how we play the game

>>186493482
>instead of

>>186493509
>instead have

>>186493186
How about you kiss my tuchus

That's Yiddish for suck my ass

Post your static's catchprase!

>>186493924
wowzers

>"It is always a pleasure."
>"Have you heard of the Vox Traders?"
>"Security officers caught a man sneaking into the captain's office, dark times we live in."
>"I heard robotocists are looking for people to borgify."
>"Goodbye."
>"Goodbye."

/vg/ dialogue in a nutshell

>>186493924
bada bing bada boom
blow me

Uriel: "My metafriends...they're dead, aren't they?"
Renault: "We don't know that, Sir. The metacommer only said they were attacked."
Uriel: "No, they're dead. I know it"
Renault: "My job right now is to get you to the shuttle."
Uriel: "I know this place ... the brig?"
Renault: "Yes, your Captainness. In the maintence tunnels. We're headed for a secret passage known only to the Italian Metaclub. No one can follow us through here."

https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/15738

get your ugly lights right here folks

>>186494541
They look better than Goonlights, at least.

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>>186490980
>friendship
Sure thing, bud.
Friends don't hang off eachother and pass heart notes while blowing kisses to eachother all round.
God I wish that was me!

How should I dip my feet into playing security? Be a vigilante assistant while avoiding using lethal weapons? Play it on a pub server with very unrobust players? I don't want to play secborg because dealing with Asimov laws is a whole other can of worms.

>>186495349
Play detective.

Detectives are
>Intelligent
>Cool
>Good at RP
>cute (if female)
>handsome (if male)
>based as heck
>more important than any other security

>>186495481
none of this is true for late night lowpop detective

>>186495481
im not handsome
and detective is suffering on lowpop

>>186495608
>>186495740
just become the all security access detective, know space law inside out, find the criminals, catch the criminals, brig the criminals.

Replace revolver with a stun revolver.

>>186495895
>implying science does research on lowpop for a stun revolver

>>186495895
that's not detective
that's robocop
fuck off

>>186496187
detective only works with an officer to help you and do the grunt work

I recommend a classic White model or a new Caldwell model security officer.

>>186495338

They have been apart for a long time. I'm sure if you approached either of them, they would be happy to do that with you.

>ipcs will be ported soon
who else excited for ipc waifus?

>>186496937
>ipcs soon
proofs? dont get my hopes up 4noraisin

give me cute waifu name combinations

>>186497524
Eliza Porter

>>186479939
>no Felicity(ling)

>>186485910
>Felicity not Wears the Pants
She's literally a femdom fetish static.

>>186497952
Felicity is a femdom in private lewd situations but she isn't in control in normal life

>>186498015
You mean when she uses her armblade to smash the Cargo window open and drag you into space while whispering in your ear to stop screaming?

>>186485112
>She's definitely a wears the pants tier
Literally.

>>186496483
Not gonna happen.
Since then Felicity has become severly autistic, bordering on retarded, thinking she's a dog. She's incapable of human emotions now.
Ashe hasnt been seen since she was mysteriously attacked. Nothing is known about her attack other than a lot of deep bite marks on her body.

>>186498081
>whispering in space
are you retarded? there's no sound in space

>>186498235
and yet a man in space can scream over comms until felicity sits on his face
what are you going to do now, fool?

>>186498290
>felicity sits on his face
>>186498215
>thinking she's a dog

so she's a really rapey dog now?

>>186498215
i miss ashe desu, same with rail, most of our high quality waifus are gone

Sps a shit

>>186498416
>rail
>high quality waifu

now I know thread posters dont actually play the game and never did

>>186498514
She had basic medbay competence which is more than you can say for 2/3 of Medbay statics.

>>186498416

You must take up the mantle and become a quality waifu yourself

>>186498551
Rail in their best round wasn't even half as good as some regular like Reica

Post your static's theme song!

>>186498708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bNITQR4Uso

she isn't even japanese, she's canadian

>>186490323
riccardo benzoni
johnny caldwell
antonio betulla
frank white
mayylo lamango
ricky stick
tohru adachi
marko bomb
virgil robinson
zim
reynald rowley
bawka gayjim
gary gutter
rambling maniac
neet weeaboo
old bill

can't think of more that stand out, feel free to add/edit some names and be sure to add the vox statics with their meme names.
I'm more of a WFU guy so it was hard to pick names that stand out, any husbando investor out there?

>>186499116
What a shit fucking list, granted, shouldn't expect any less from someone who would actually contribute to this trash

>>186499214
told you i'm more of a WFU guy, feel free to edit it

>>186499116
Post your top 7 WFU list mr WFU man

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>>186499352
they're all equal to me!

>>186499116
>not on there
Good. Maybe it is safe to come back...

>>186499116
>No Harvey Zadovsky
>No Doug North
>No Nineta Five
>No Oilref Inerary

>>186493318
>Dying to a virus as a virologist
>Not just injecting yourself with 23 different mutated strains of the same virus so they all do jackshit and when one finally pings natural antibodies they all go away at once

>>186499116
>no blast ripneck
>no don cheeto
>no isaac lifof
>no tahki
>no slate slatbrook

>>186499116
isaac lifof
roscoe day
that one bartender vox

>>186500309
>Getting Symptoms from mutating instead of ordering virus crates

>>186501310
>Virus crates ever having all the same Antibodies
To the original point, just keep on your biosuit or play plasmaman(slightly better than vox due to no blood) to avoid your virus.

You win the lottery and Mr Nanotrasen says your prize is a harem of 4 waifus, they cannot say no and will be yours forever. They cannot seriously hurt you or escape, however they can kill each other if they hate each other.

Who do you pick?

>never on any of the lists
how do I get thread-senpai to notice me?

>>186501687
Can I have 4 husbandos instead?
I want a catboi harem

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>>186501687
Souhei Saikawa
Rin Fukuimoto
Avada Colander
Julia Brandt

Forcing yourself on waifus is bad. So I'll get these four shitters and see who wins the bloodbath. Then I'll do the schticky to the winner.

>>186502009
yeee

>>186499116
Why do I always get overlooked while giant greytiding shitters and bland personalityless NPCs don't?
Am I too much of a cunt? Am I just not noticeable enough? I don't get it.
i-i didn't wanna be on your meme list anyways, b-baka

>become mediborg
>heal people around the station
>do some surgeries
>overall good job
>blobs come
>help eradicate them
>shuttle is called, last blob is eating singularity
>try to beat the shit out of it but sustain damage from the field generators
>kill the blob core
>the blob is dead, and so am i
>shuttle comes to rescue them from a station salvaged
>nobody will remember my sacrifice

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Taking the spell bundle was a mistake. Next time I am just going staff of change + Jaunt + EMP for max powergamer removal. Didnt help the other Wizard didnt know a thing and blew himself up in 5 seconds

Reminder that Johnson Lovelocker is the CEO of Nanotrasen

>>186503212
I remembered you Caduceus I was the really incompetent doctor

Will I get bwoinked for playing an assistant named Weldon Spacem?

>>186503212
I saw and remembered your sacrifice as AI
was lagging to shit at the time though so couldn't say or do anything.

>>186503368
It's always possible. For the 8 months or so people have gotten more and more invested in the idea of valid names so even if you don't get bwoinked someone might just come over and toolbox you to death

Surfer Girl is selfshilling right now

>>186503354
if you are who i think you are, you did a good job and shouldnt worry about feeling incompetent

medbay is one of the most stressful jobs on the station. as long as youre not hurting somebody, youre doing a good job.

>>186503486
I want to pat surfer girl's head in a sexual manner

>>186503503
Don't listen to this guy. When anyone with so much as a papercut comes in, this is your time to shine. You must keep them in medbay for as LONG as possible

>>186503503
Not as bad as HoS though.
That job is Damned if you do, Damned if you don't

>notice flavor text is a thing on /vg/
how long has this been here?

>>186503743
i would love to have some semblance of rp in medical with actually taking them to patient rooms and such but the state of medbay is - if somebody knows their job and can do it faster, they beat you to it.

>>186503503
>>186503743
Toolbox and clone everyone that comes in. It'll teach assistants to stop breaking in.
Use the full body scanners often.
They tell you everything you need to know.
You can even print out the report and show it to someone who knows what they're doing so they can tell you how to fix the person if you don't know how.

>>186497885
>tfw no Felicity(ling)

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Away mission with the reward being a lockbox with a note reading THAT. GIRL.'s true identity inside when?

>>186503894
I would love for Chaplain to have more gimmicky shit to do.
Too reliant on Adminbus

>>186483531
>What do you roll?
d7 + 7*(d2 - 1)
Or just an actual d14
I'm sure I've not at least 1

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>when someone with multiple organ failures comes in
>when you scan them and tell them they need surgery
>when they sperg out and go "fuck no fucking just clone me STOP TRYING TO KEEP ME HERE FOR 30 MINUTES YOU FUCKING BAYBIE" and suicide
>tfw morguing captain dumbass
I might have embellished the spergout a little bit but I've had this happen before and it gave me a very big happy to stuff him in a morgue tray.

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>>186479020

>>186487097
When you code it.
It'll never get pulled though.
Too many MoMMI tears.

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post em

>>186490981
Eustace?

>>186505197
>eustace
Eustace is a nice guy and I like him as a character, but in terms of pure chef skill, he's nothing in comparison to the lords of the Kitchen that are Carsh and that one bird with a poutine obsession that said fuck a lot.

>>186490981
Casey Ryback and Narein Shogun were GOAT chefs

>>186504978
It's not the first time I've heard someone complain about that kind of person. Last time the speedfag ahelped it and got laughed at.

>>186504978
Never
Ever
Clone those faggots
Let them stay at the surgery table for minutes

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>>186505078
Cute, normal looking spacegirls with service jobs, so you know they can keep you and your thirst for fake pixel booze serviced.

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>>186505352
>that one bird with a poutine obsession that said fuck a lot.
chikiweki aka Kilozombie

>>186504978
Surgery them, always. They can't bwoink you about it, it's your job to do so after all.

>>186504162
It's Trinity Prewitt, anon.

>>186506252
why would you do surgery on a dead man my dude?

>>186499116

No shoe snatchin willy. Shit list.

>>186506394
So you can safely defib them.

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>>186505078

>>186506456
get with the times gramps

>>186506252
Why surgery a dead guy who can't be brought back, though? I mean sure, I could re-head them onto a monkeyman, but he DID suicide so obviously he wanted to be dead :^)
I actually did that one to a waifushitter who suicided because I told him he had liver damage, and when I defibbed him he was fucking pissed about not being in his snowflake body. It was good shit. If you're out there, fuck you Ashe, you're a cunt and that was funny.

>>186506394
>not curing death the old fashion way

>>186506394
Two can play that game. Why would I want to bring someone who commited suicide back? ;^)

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>>186505078

>>186505078
edit with captain's spare pls

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>>186505078
3

>>186506559
that's exactly my point actually.

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>>186505078

>>186506931
can't find the spirte on google

>>186506198
>for a second you thought that was your static in the picture
dont scare me like that anon

>>186506931
>too lazy to get all access from the HoP
>too lazy to make your own edit of your coveted captain's spare
Fucking greyshit scum.

>>186505078
Brown tomboys

>>186505078
>male sprites
heh

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>>186505078

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>>186505078

>>186506198
>>186507337
>two different people use the exact same hairstyle as my character

Get your own

>>186507553
I was fucking waiting for this one, my sides

>>186507669
NYANGINEERS AND CATMOS TECHS WHEN?
SYNDICATS WHEN?
:3

>>186507696
>get your own
no
long fringe is the only good >female hairstyle, everything else is THOT tier or for granny characters

>>186507553
Put Ian there

>>186507696
Nah, that's what changed my mind. I use a different hairstyle, same color

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>>186507776
now

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>>186505078

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>>186505078

>>186508074
>thicc xeno
s-stop

>>186507971
I FUCKING LOVE SPRITES TURNING 90 DEGREES AFTER HITTING THEM
IT GIVES ME A RAGING BONER

Fellow Bird Jew Traders. I need ways to Maximize profit

Can somebody post that anime dress up game, not the rinmaru and not the Japanese text one.

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>>186508108
Principle of communicating vessels: when they go horizontal, my dick goes vertical.

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>>186508270
Sell them new legs and surgery, so you can sell them vox boots. All separately, of course.

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>>186508354
This one?
http://www.dreamself.me/clothes.php?action=view&id=0

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>>186505078

>>186508502
>how do i into categorisation the game

>>186508404
THIS

>>186508270
if you get borer eggs in the trader vend, then borer farms are very profitable, (assuming ghosts cooperate)

>>186508502
No the other

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>>186508074
>it's niggles sprites something that appeals to my boner but doesn't make the sprite accessible to merge episode

I FUCKING HATE THIS RE-RUN

>>186507553
>YW
What the fuck?

>>186505078
filename should have been snowmap

>>186509560
R - U S T

>>186509560
yottawatt, I assume
154.996 x 10^24 watts

>>186500620

I want to be Isaac's waifu robot!

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>>186505078

>>186508441
meta is the ideal map for this
lots of dead vox for leg harvesting, plus surgery tools

>>186500495
good taste apart from slate

http://pochi.lix.jp/k_kisekae2.html

make your static!
warning: its lewd

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>>186510203
>that hairstyle and color

Fuck off Kurt, people only want you in your frequent self aggrandizing delusions.

Post yfw the emergency shuttle docks with the station.

>>186510628
>moonrunes
>school clothes only
yeah no

I just wanna be a cute chinese trap on citadel but I keep dying to the dumbest shit

>>186510819
there's no text in the actual game and you can change the clothes so much

>>186510772
Looks like antonio to me
Specifically antonio from a rev round yesterday where he stole the HoP's clothes after murdering them with a fireaxe

>>186511012
no you can't

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>>186510807

>>186507696
who's your character?

>>186510772
i was searching through my byond cache for images and found one of antonio

only you can prevent wizard on wizard violence

>>186511339
I random name so it's impossible to recognize me. I play miner mostly though.

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>>186510807

>>186511549
>ywn have schizophrenic random namefu

My name is surfer beooksb and I:
was a victim of body snatching

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uuuuuh...

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>>186512248
please tell me this is just a bug

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>>186512664
I dunno anon, I was playing last round and now I'm getting that, followed by this, and can't connect.

Did byond ruin everything?

>>186513040
Yeah Dream Seeker's doing that shit to me too, what the fuck did you do, Byond?

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http://www.byond.com/forum/?post=2284516
510 is kill

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>>186510092
I want to fug the robot

>>186513878
He better fucking fix it
This better not be deliberate

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>>186510628
>nobody else did it

>>186514308
I couldn't post nsfw on a blue board anyhow

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>>186510628
I like it better than Rinmaru

>>186514353
>making it NSFW
don't be lewd

>>186514353
Put clothes on?

We're raiding BYOND HQ.
I need the best men.
You BETTER fucking sign up.

>>186514445
>>186514425
but how will it hide my giant girldick

ANGERY
KILL LUMMOX WHEN

>>186511329
fukken saved

>>186514497
It's been a while since I've seen a good 'ol cargo raid.

HATE LUMMOX

>>186514308
>>186514425
Those HIPS

Name in game?

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>>186506220
>Not getting what I expected
what are you, a casul?

someone find a good character creator so we can make our statics that isn't rinmaru

>>186515592
It's been posted already >>186510628

>>186515592
honey select

>>186515750
lack of clothes
>>186515751
that's genuinely a good idea, although it lacks clothes

>>186515861
it doesn't lack clothes just play in the advanced mode and edit everything

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>>186510628
I made a few months ago and then left the game realizing how pathetic it was, and how pathetic anyone that wastes their time making one is

--- the surfer girl

>>186515861
that and you have to install a LOT of fucking mods to the base version, which takes a long ass time to download

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>>186510628
I made a few months ago and then left the game realizing how pathetic it was that I spent my time making that, and how pathetic anyone that wastes their time making one is

>>186516071
legit kill yourself surfer

>surfer joins /vg/
>nice person everyone likes
>surfer goes to israel for a few months
>horrible person that is mean to everyone and thinks everyone hates them so lashes out

How do you even get to play vox trader?

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>>186516071
>>186516498
I made a few months ago and then left the game realzinf how pathetic it was that I spent My time making that and how pathetic anyone that wastes there time making one is

-Tsg

>>186516718
Low- to Midpop.
On Highpop you have no time to get stuff

>>186516718
>Be a vox
>Pick the trader role
literally that easy
Don't act like a shitter and give us a bad reputation, I hate that

>>186516910
And what do you do when youre a trader? You just scrounge around until you got shit to sell?
is there an etiquette or something?

>>186491269
You can speak against hard vore in an IC context, calling them uncivilized etc., it's basically cannibalism anyways.
There was one OOC thing I did, which is make fun of their use of dashes in their writing.

>>186516071
>>186516498
>>186516738
can you believe the things sawbones said about you?

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>>186517097
yfw

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>>186510628
Dunno, I think I prefer the other one.

>people hate surfer for cutting all ties and leaving without saying goodbye
>people love morena who did it like 3 times

can somebody explain this, surfer gets a lot of hate but they've done nothing wrong

>>186515539
I was the vox with you last night. How did you make all the Science stuff while I was out getting ore? How do Vox Traders even make protolaths and stuff?

>>186507553
>>186510087
For comparison
384.6 YW – luminosity of the Sun
174 PW – the amount of solar insolation the Earth receives from the Sun

Basically that setup is harnessing the total output of an orange dwarf star.

>>186517674
are you that shaftminer qt

>>186517792
I play a few roles whenever the mood suits me.
mostly roles that don't have me relying on someone else, or other people relying on me for something overly complex.

>>186516548
>>186516531
M?o
>>186517397
I can!
>>186517706
Fucking sshut up

>>186517706
It's because of your holier than thou attitude, surfer.

>>186517674
>>186517926
ive never seen you in game but have a great day

>Lummox cannot finagle a reason as to why 510 is breaking itself immediately after he made a post about 512
It really makes you wonder just what goes through the mind process of a person like that.

>>186518026
Y-You too.

>>186517674
Trinity?

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>>186516718

Basic Trading
>selling secvend stuff to greyshits
>selling improvised weapons to greyshits
>selling food from your shuttle
>renting yourself out as a bodyguard

Advanced Trading
>Setting up your own RnD, selling guns
>space tourism
>exploring space, selling what you find
>contract theft
>borer husbandry
>opening a restaurant

PhD Trading
>anything involving the clown
>Nigerian Prince schemes (pic related)
>art galleries
>investment banking
>slave trading
>opening a casino on the salvage shuttle

Beware security during quiet shifts
When they are bored, they like to shut down fun

>>186511598
Pay attention to typing habits.

>>186517674
>looks like a bustier version of my static
Does this mean we have to fight?
Stay outta science, punk.

>>186516894
>>186516910
>>186517015
>>186517097
>>186517397
>>186517431
>>186517674
>>186517706
>>186517738
>>186517749
>>186517792
>>186517926
>>186517981
>>186517996
I hope you all have a great day or night depending on your timezone :)

Starting tomorrow is the weekend so have an enjoyable time off before it's back to the 9-5 at the oil refinery.

anne hiro is a fucking validhunting cunt and any of you that put "her"(male) on your waifu lists are retarded

>>186518321
>he doesn't know the truth behind the screenshot

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>186518459
it's my screenshot

>>186518351
Good weekend to you too lad.

>>186518305
Still no. >>186490315

>>186518518
its just bagel, there is a pr up to fix

>>186518582
I know

>Nerf the Vox Outpost on Bagel to uselessness

Fuck

Surfer surfer suefe rgurknsuefee girl siefee girl surf girl suffer girl suffer girl singer guelnsufer girl surfer girl surfer girl aueferngul


I'm an attention whore so please provide

>>186518459
he used a voice changer?

>>186503890
It was around in a shitty way for a long time, but was removed several months ago or so. It got re-added in a less shitty way about two weeks ago.