/ink/ - Splatoon 2 General

File: 1232131232.png (28KB, 211x211px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 211x211px

i like this game

Again?
>>186468696
>>186468696
>>186468696

File: __aori_hotaru_inkling_and_takozonesu_splatoon_drawn_by_yuta_agc__d6a7e77c0c276040c36d3107b1e939f9.png (313KB, 700x476px) Image search: [Google]

313KB, 700x476px

Remember to lick a squid today.

File: strawberry2.png (364KB, 600x346px) Image search: [Google]

364KB, 600x346px

reminder that strawberries arent berries

>>186468669
Good OP.

>>186468786
You don't get to complain when you didn't post a link in the old thread.

File: 1501730250561.png (344KB, 1104x769px) Image search: [Google]

344KB, 1104x769px

Give me high level Splatling videos to watch besides that one single Power one

Every other vid I can find is of people who are worse than me and I'm mediocre as fuck

We need more transgender posts on miiverse. Who is with me?!

Sex with Marie!

ALL FUCKING OCTOLINGS MUST FUCKING HANG

File: C_UOMgUQAUqGSLorig.png (564KB, 823x1000px) Image search: [Google]

564KB, 823x1000px

First for squids that secretly want to be girls
>>186468097
>>186468589
>>186468542
>>186468491
>>186468856
>>186468851

>>186468902
Calm down, Marie

>>186468902

What about the sex slave ones?

File: throwfag btfo.png (3MB, 2352x1172px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2352x1172px

>>186468558
>furries
>not relevant
I have explained numerous times how inklings are furshit, and yet, you idiots still can't get it through your thick skulls, do you want your arrogance to cost you another splatfest?>>186468694
it was worse during splatfest, showed the true nature of the newcancer shitting up the general, I don't remember any mentions of throwing games over petty shit during the first splatfest of S1

>>186468837
I asked around to make sure nobody else was doing it and then this one went up right when I launched.

File: 1502594451526.gif (94KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 500x500px

SEMEN RUB

1087-3019-2619

File: woof.png (64KB, 212x197px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 212x197px

>>186468902

File: 1502753312974.png (141KB, 599x595px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 599x595px

>We'll never go back to squidward posting
>We'll never go back to spongememes
>Even the idolposting is getting drowned out

>>186468958
neck yourself

>>186468856
old-white-man-with-glasses-at-a-desk-holding-up-a-book-and-saying-"whoa-nigga-do-you-expect-me-to-read-"all-that-shit"-by-(You)".psd

File: fuckyou.gif (177KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

177KB, 480x480px

>1 win away from S+ towers
>2 cracks
>lose
>a crack
>lose again
>immediately another crack
>what the god damn fuck it should have shaken not instantly break
>next 2 games are 1 minute KOs
>I could have been S+ if it didn't decide to just instantly wipe my progress
I fucking hate ranked sometimes. It feels like a lottery.

>>186468958

Probably because they're fucking not, you're retarded, and ancient internet wisdom has long since disproven you.

It wouldn't even matter if they were, which they're not, because Inklings don't come with the fucking furry community which is the whole fucking problem with furries in the first place. No one cares what you whack it to, furries themselves are a special kind of obnoxious and depraved.

>>186468958
Take your fursuit off, I think the mask is cutting off circulation to your brain.

File: notacrutchifmyteamdoesit.webm (1MB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 640x360px

>>186466976
Holy shit this dude is driving me fucking crazy, I've been watching this video for twenty minutes and there is no reason for him to be this bad. He avoids easy kills and obviously doesn't understand how to use most of his weapons. He lost track of the Rainmaker WHILE HIS TEAM HAD IT. It's like he only understands the game on a technical level.

File: 1499368776827.jpg (81KB, 600x847px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 600x847px

post hime

File: cuddle fat cats.png (512KB, 772x1000px) Image search: [Google]

512KB, 772x1000px

>>186469142

>>186469053

It's based on how easy/hard the match was supposed to be for you based on the power level of your team vs. the power level of the other team.

>>186469053
You're not supposed to rage continue. That's worse than rage quitting. Take a break or go to TW to cool off.

File: DEEJqwXV0AAs3Ho.jpg (118KB, 1190x867px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 1190x867px

>>186469142

Nintendo needs to curate the eshop better. What's the point in having all this worthless trash up?
>Look at all the hot garbage we have in one place!
Seems to be a trend of all the consoles and PC.

just got matched for salmon run with a guy that had the exact same name as me apart from his being capitalized. spoopy

>>186469095

I miss this map

>>186469248
was he cute?

>>186468958
>humanoid with pointy ears and teeth that can turn into a cephalopod
>the same as dog head on vaguely human fur-covered body /trash/
ok anon whatever you say

Also, only last splatfest was bad. They have all been good up until then, even cake and ice cream was still enjoyable. And this one should be fine as well since there's a lot more art that can be done with flight and invisibility.

Chill senpai.

>>186469226
>tfw no woom in the night sky

File: IMG_4916.jpg (178KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

178KB, 1280x720px

Who is this woomy and why is she in my employee handbook?

>>186469226
They need music. It's pretty boring navigating it without something to listen too.

>>186468958
>>>/trash/

File: Two.jpg (88KB, 660x1000px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 660x1000px

>>186469142

>>186469306
yes she was

>>186469331
It's a second-hand book.
She died on the job.

>>186469331
Last known picture of missing squid
She didn't read the guidebook

>>186469331
that's mr grizz

I drop everything and focus on spamming booyah when we're going to lose to make sure my team knows they failed to do their part

What do the tentatek contacts do?

>>186469019
>>186469079
>>186469087
>>186469325
>>186469359
I have been telling you all since the furspam started that it would only get worse, although I never expected it go get to the point where liberals are actively forcing their agenda into a children's game

File: 1436518915319.jpg (20KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 200x200px

>>186469314
More content like this

File: 1502214136193.jpg (83KB, 819x1080px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 819x1080px

do Salmon Run employees have a union? I feel like our working conditions aren't that safe...

>>186469476
Acts like you're wearing nothing in the headslot.

>>186469476
It just makes it look like you don't have a hat on. It doesn't change anything else aesthetically.

File: HimeisCUTE.jpg (132KB, 855x887px) Image search: [Google]

132KB, 855x887px

>>186469142
People say that Pearl is only cute in fanart when in actuality Pearl is only ugly in-game

>>186469518
>>186469514
Is there a shirt and shoe version?

>>186469476

Same thing as other gear with a tendency toward Ink Recovery Up and away from Quick Jump

>>186469514
I wish it gave you octo eyes

>>186469562
Not yet.

File: 1502072368066.png (1MB, 708x1337px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 708x1337px

>>186469547
Pearl is cute ingame too!

>>186469490

This is obnoxious but not one quarter as bad as furries, don't kid yourself you dogfucker

File: 1474166374389.png (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1080px

>>186469590
>>186469562
>lose your armor in Single player mode
>running around in a skinny tanktop and shorts
why cant we do this in the main game

File: 1448317114086.jpg (21KB, 470x492px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 470x492px

>>186469608

File: 20170806_025432.jpg (28KB, 140x237px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 140x237px

>>186468958
I agree with you anon. If squids aren't furry that would make me a pedophile. and I can't deal with that

>>186469608
She really isn't

File: 51WrhKEAVNL._SX355_.jpg (30KB, 355x253px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 355x253px

>>186468796
They are also not straw either.

But 54% of people agreed hot dogs are sandwiches.

>>186469608
do you think when one of the hosts win the splatfests they give her a trophy or a badge or something

FUCK YOU BEAR

>>186469650
I'd be willing to bet you are a marinafag

>>186468856
tldr mentally ill faggot cuts his dick off and has bleeding gash surgically installed, expresses regret about cutting his dick off once he finds out good gash hurts constantly, bleeds constantly, is borderline gangrenous and doesn't make him a woman

>>186469740
>meat placed between bread
sounds like a sandwich to me

>>186469437
>Mr.
>Woomy
So Mr. Grizz is a Trans-Male Bearkin business owner?

File: Feeling_Grizzly-1600x1200.jpg (142KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 1600x1200px

>>186469762
SAY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL MAKE YOU WORK WITH THE GO-GETTERS

>>186469564
I appreciated this

File: 1503013529936.webm (3MB, 1080x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1080x720px

>>186469490
keep fighting the good fight, hopefully they will implement a better blocking system

>>186469890
Do it, it'll be refreshing to fight so few bosses.

>>186469890
pls no, the Over Achievers are bad enough

File: Dualie master.webm (1MB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 640x480px

feels bad

File: 1502677198381.png (242KB, 272x355px) Image search: [Google]

242KB, 272x355px

What category do you guys report transposting? Ive been checkmarking sexually explicit.

>>186469871
She's 12 and thinks bears are cool and wants to make fat cash by selling eggs to the octos

File: Punisher #4 3.jpg (687KB, 1600x1066px) Image search: [Google]

687KB, 1600x1066px

>>186469890
YOU FUZZY LITTLE SHIT

>>186469848
>>186469916
It's102017youshitlords

>>186469967
Probably inappropriate would be better

They're not really breaking any rules though, unlike furries spamming fetish shit everywhere. I wish Nintendo would just let us block shit.

>>186470014
>4chan doesn't support emojis
Themoreyouknow.gif

>>186469890
Fuck, I'd love working even with go-getters, Mr Grizz. I swear, I don't slack off, it's just my internet has holes in it.

>>186469967
Inappropriate but not sure if sexually explicit works since they're not drawing "mayo" like furfags did.

>>186470107
we weren't encouraging children to mutilate themselves before they even hit puberty

>>186469095
What do you expect from "S+ material" ZackScott? I'm honestly surprised he managed to get to S rank in Splatoon 2 Rainmaker.

>>186470160

Neither are these people, they're just doing some dumbass pride shit. You were literally and explicitly encouraging kids to join your sick fetish

>>186470206
Why the quotes?

File: 1438890669941.jpg (85KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 600x600px

>>186470014
Not an argument, I shouldn't have to turn posts off to not see this crap but also shouldn't have to resort to reporting either.

Being able to block them by post is a compromise.

File: 1482347759099.png (801KB, 1600x1414px) Image search: [Google]

801KB, 1600x1414px

Don't you wish you could go back to C- rank?

>>186469006
OO-

>>186470323
Play Turf

>>186470232
you know how these people are, someone is going to end up pissing them off even more and it won't take long for it to get to that point, you will be begging for us to come back

>>186470323
>go back to C- rank
>get the same amount of experience on my gear as I would in S+
>easy wins to make maximum use of my ability drinks
Hell yea I would. Feels bad being good, man.

File: 1501566812966.jpg (110KB, 900x1273px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 900x1273px

>Furries voted for Trump
Well, if you needed any more proof that they always pick the worst team, there you go.

Sorry to see Pearl get caught up in it but I'll be sticking with Marina.

>>186470456
>marinafag
>wanting the antichrist to have access to nuclear weapons
tells me all I need to know

>>186470514
He already does, though.

>>186470375
Not a chance in hell.

File: 1500938435926.gif (96KB, 398x335px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 398x335px

>>186470323
B+ is okay

>>186470375
That literally makes no sense

>>186470206
S rank is easy, much easier than s rank in the first game

>>186470323

I was in C- only on Day 1, it was a nightmare. Everyone was there. From literal children to S+ rank Japslayers, you never knew who was who

>>186470535
spirit cooking my dude, good thing we have the electoral college to keep retards like you from making dangerous decisions

File: IMG_20170727_185235.jpg (102KB, 700x1146px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 700x1146px

>>186470456
Invisibility is a good husbando trait, she'll never see you coming.

File: 1503007491785.gif (655KB, 700x625px) Image search: [Google]

655KB, 700x625px

are dualie squechlers good?

File: 1497397993966.jpg (44KB, 600x476px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 600x476px

>>186470253
https://youtu.be/3C9v6Cho15g?t=49m24s
Because he unironically considers himself an "S+ ranking".

If you want full context for amusement, start from 46:57 and listen up to end instead.
https://youtu.be/3C9v6Cho15g?t=46m57s

>down to part-timer because of communication errors
>go in the furthest corner of my home where wifi is really spotty but doesn't disconnect yet so I don't get matched with anyone
>can't get disconnected when I'm soloing everything

>>186469006
>>186470362
>A communication error has occurred.
>Happens immediately when i select your room.
Did I get blocked?

>>186470648
>that level 3 guy who shows up and goes 20-0 in fucking turf war

>>186470630
>S rank is easy, much easier than s rank in the first game
Not according to Zack.
https://youtu.be/3C9v6Cho15g?t=48m52s
>it's a lot harder to rank up in splatoon 2 than it was in the first splatoon

>>186470758
Try again??

>>186470691
they're very good, the range is ridiculously good with the mobility, meaning you can roll to the side or backwards and still hit them. The only thing that sucks is Point Sensor, but theres another custom version with splatbombs soon(tm)

>>186468669
On the Splatnet 2 app is there supposed to be a decimal point on the stages clear number? I'm at 267%. How far does it go?

>>186470456
>>186470514
>>186470535
>>186470661
I was on /ink/ on and after Election day back when threads were deader than Iwata. I recall people here mentioning that they voted for Trump.

File: giveitnow.jpg (74KB, 800x450px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 800x450px

Think we'll finally get a new map today?

>>186470905
1000%, but I think it's bugged. It still thinks I'm at 940% when I completed it all a while ago.

File: 1502867375273.png (88KB, 500x429px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 500x429px

Post squids you fuckers.

File: Screenshot_6.png (441KB, 331x609px) Image search: [Google]

441KB, 331x609px

>>186471025

File: ANTIFA Squid.jpg (113KB, 282x371px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 282x371px

>>186471025

File: Idiosepius paradoxus.jpg (77KB, 511x381px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 511x381px

>>186471025

File: salmon_head.jpg (207KB, 1749x1080px) Image search: [Google]

207KB, 1749x1080px

>>186469006
Two spots open
Please

File: 1410725563884.gif (839KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

839KB, 500x500px

>>186470703
>They say I'm carried, as if that's even pooosible
I don't have anime girls smug enough for this lil' bitch

>>186470812
>>186470630

Honestly I don't think it is

I was S in Splat 1 and I'm in and out of S in Splat 2, I think it's about the same. Or I got a lot shittier, I dunno.

File: 1501732740277.png (465KB, 795x625px) Image search: [Google]

465KB, 795x625px

>>186471025

File: absolutelyasquid.jpg (20KB, 273x220px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 273x220px

>>186471025
Here's a squid just for you.

>>186471114
Not sure if we want to open up to randoms because I'm currently at 280. If you want me to bugger out so you can have a more reasonable chance at getting raises in Freelance if you're close to demoting, just say the word. I got no problem with that.

File: 1436229078177.jpg (65KB, 457x445px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 457x445px

>>186470703
>you can't be carried because everyone has teammates, you're carrying each other
>keeps contradicting himself on whether he was actually carried or not
>"I consider myself already there [at S+]"

whew boy

File: 1409781678021.jpg (307KB, 1104x1104px) Image search: [Google]

307KB, 1104x1104px

>>186471130
I got you senpai

File: 1497847747279.png (449KB, 1280x869px) Image search: [Google]

449KB, 1280x869px

>>186471167
The only people saying S/S+ is easier to get to in S2 than S1 are tryhards who already played the 1st game inside and out a million times. Of course it's easy as fuck for them to get to S/S+ because they already have the skills for it.

File: 1499917567411.jpg (30KB, 341x960px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 341x960px

>>186469006
ONE SLOT OPEN

>>186471191
I really like this picture.

>>186471291
uh please don't post that stuff....

I like the bobble hat. Knitted hat is good too.

>>186471291
>Sidecut
>Sidecut
>Bobcut
That's not the same squid.

>>186471025
when u think ur fresh but u look in the mirror
https://youtu.be/k-DusaSVHmM

File: C_eUC1KUIAAhA2H.jpg (27KB, 472x581px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 472x581px

>>186471235
What is it with YouTubers? It's like their incapable of even comprehending criticism

>>186471279
Fuckin' perfect boo

>>186471283
It's not that. S rank was a death trap towards the end of splatone. http://www.evanmiller.org/splatoons-ranking-system-is-still-broken.html

File: Chg7grGUgAAxlqc.jpg (43KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 480x640px

>>186471357
It's part of the game nerd. Deal with it.

>>186471283
>>186471486
>implying you don't just savescum your rank to S+99 in splat1

File: 1503030583317.jpg (26KB, 232x257px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 232x257px

So is Carbon Roller viable or should I go for Kraken

Is there a list of where the diminishing returns are on abilities?

Reminder to always report furries

File: Sea_Bear_in_The_Camping_Episode.png (926KB, 780x760px) Image search: [Google]

926KB, 780x760px

is this Mr Grizz?

>Three opponents came within line of sight of my Splatling
>And they let me rev up to charge 2
Oh boy oh boy

File: 1463039576444.jpg (70KB, 516x433px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 516x433px

>>186471282

>>tfw you stay in a lobby with someone using the same weapon as you with you always trade splats with them fighting for dominance and now you kinda wanna hate fuck them

>>186471676
http://imgur.com/a/36q58
you can kind of extrapolate from this data. Ideally I think 2 mains of most things are the most you should get.

>>186471667
Rollers' verts desperately need a buff. They're all slower, shorter-ranged or both than Slosher sloshes yet do 3hko at max range. After that Carbon will be top-tier but not broken. As of now, its damage beyond whacking someone on the head is nil.

File: ef8.jpg_large.jpg (176KB, 1000x1325px) Image search: [Google]

176KB, 1000x1325px

>>186471025
>>186471434
Who remembers costume party vs fancy party?

https://youtu.be/02zvS_QdJhw

>>186471752
The exact same thing happened to me once. This woomy thought she could use a Heavy Splatling better than me.
She had a dude name tho, which prevented me from shower fapping

File: DGHnSf_UwAANLP8.jpg large.jpg (212KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

212KB, 1280x720px

>>186471743

Always a good feeling

>>186471752
>trade splats consistently with this one guy over a course of 4 matches straight
>tilt every time he gets me and celebrate when I get revenge
>had to leave but he friend requested me after the matches
I don't know how to feel

File: splatoon - splatoon - 2017-08-18 01-53-54.webm (3MB, 1066x600px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1066x600px

Sorry for dropping out, my network is being shit. I'll troubleshoot and try to reconnect

Sorry guys. Made the choie to blow my stingrays in the 2nd round against the flyfish because I figured we weren't going to survive the 3rd one with just 3 people, and better to maintain pay than gamble and get a pay cut.

>>186471486
I wonder what Yoshi thinks of having to carry a shitter like him for so long, and apparently still do.

File: tentakek.gif (3MB, 337x300px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 337x300px

>>186469006
INTERNEEEET
Room's open

File: 1502938388766.png (789KB, 1196x764px) Image search: [Google]

789KB, 1196x764px

>>186471752
>hate fuck them
but you're both girls...

>>186471752

Anyone else using my weaponfu gets a target painted on their head, sure

But not as hard as someone using the alternate version of my weaponfu that's supposed to be better. Those people are just corpses that haven't fallen down yet.

>>186471667
The best roller right now is default. Though it's outshined by the octobrush.

>>186472063

As long as the tentacles don't touch it's not gay

File: 1502585931155.jpg (429KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

429KB, 800x800px

>>186472292
how about THIS then?

File: gyo.png (354KB, 954x1416px) Image search: [Google]

354KB, 954x1416px

gyo

>>186472369
what if they got stuck together like that and it felt really weird

>>186472470
but what if it felt good and they kept doing it?

>communication error right as run finishes
Ehhhhhh

File: 1476126147730.jpg (225KB, 750x798px) Image search: [Google]

225KB, 750x798px

>>186472023
>>186472042
SQUAD LEADER IS DOWN! I REPEAT, SQUAD LEADER IS DOWN!

File: 1501997397045.png (199KB, 574x417px) Image search: [Google]

199KB, 574x417px

>>186472570
eat shit you homo

>mating press a woomy
>after she leglocks you, she crisscrosses her tentacles around your back and suctions them to her sides

>>186472535

It's still forbidden love

>>186472535
their parents would find out and wouldn't let them hang out anymore

>>186472629
the fuck is a mating press?

File: 1502153335828.jpg (27KB, 923x315px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 923x315px

>>186472470
>>186472535
Haha yeah I bet it would be so weird if they started rubbing them together too haha

>>186472705
ask your parents

File: whenitgetsweird.jpg (14KB, 136x243px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 136x243px

>>186472470
>>186472535
>>186472783
Man, those squids sure are into some crazy stuff.

>Get all the chaos emeralds as Knuckles.
>Can't glide without turning into hyper Knuckles.
What the heck, they fixed this in S3&KC. Same fucking guys.

>>186472784
no, tell me

HOW THE FUCK DID WE SURVIVE THAT?

>>186472934
Wrong thread my man

File: 1430698719735.png (139KB, 284x354px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 284x354px

>Splashdown revive three people
>we all immediately die

>>186469006
Added

>>186471291
Somehow, I hope this isn't real. Or a mistake.

File: weeewmy.gif (2MB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 500x281px

>81

>>186472983
Please don't discriminate against me, thanks.

Here's the thing. Do I want to be a weird sex-pervert with invisibility or do I want complete independence with flight? I don't know. Thoughts anons?

Shit, we could have had that if the two scrappers didn't aggro me the second I did the splashdown at the last second.

KEEP. POSTING.
I'm American too, you have no excuse.

>>186473503
>being able to fly
>girls will gush like waterfalls
>have plenty of sex anyways

File: 1441231723525.png (148KB, 293x397px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 293x397px

>>186473548

Nah man. Going to jack it to squids then call it a night. Got work in the morning

>>186473574
also have sex in midair

File: IMG_0807.png (1MB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 750x1334px

>>186471752
>Constant back and forth with a friend
>At one point friend leaves for a round
>comes back using the inkbrush

>>186473631
I work nights.

>>186473714
let me lick

File: DEzBN7TUAAEEC1f.jpg (346KB, 1580x2250px) Image search: [Google]

346KB, 1580x2250px

>You will never abuse Marie with a 12 inch schlong

>>186473759
Saving this pic if you don't mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5fQZhv0poU

HOW HIGH ARE WE GOING TO GO?!

>>186473574
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>186470812
Honestly I don't know how he's constantly getting doubles and triples. He has very little map awareness and employs some very questionable tactics along with bad positioning. Basically he manages to make game changing plays sometimes with splatting multiple people but he never takes advantage of the situations he creates and stays where he killed them instead of pushing up to cover more ground or head hunting the last guy
>>186471167
What weapons do you usually use? I shot straight up from the lower a ranks to s then s+ once I stopped playing support weapons and switched to aggressive ones
>>186471486
The percentages don't necessarily represent the player base at large. I do agree that s had a large percentage of player population; I know a lot of people who just squadded their way into s and never played solo rank ever again. The poll also wouldn't account for most lower ranks as they wouldn't be nearly as invested in the game as higher ranked ones and because of that probably wouldn't be following a splatoon social media page

I hate short ranged weapons. I don't know how anyone can tolerate puddleguns with range below 70 range.

File: 1502766594766.png (167KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

167KB, 600x600px

>>186471025

⁂
does /ink/ even splat?

File: IMG_20170816_233558.jpg (139KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 1280x720px

Forgot to post best co-workers from the other night

>>186468669
I want to make the brat gravid with child

File: 1499656716346.jpg (251KB, 2048x1247px) Image search: [Google]

251KB, 2048x1247px

>>186471025

File: 1502056109174.png (142KB, 430x543px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 430x543px

>>186474191

File: rapid blaster.png (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x720px

Rapid blaster is fucking broken on Inkblot. Literally the whole kit is perfect for it.

>>186474191
',:^(

>>186474191

Pearl is for daughteru not for making daughterus

HOLY SHIT, STINGER AND FLYFISH RAPE

>>186474208
Artist?

>tfw want to post woomy/ get woomy drawn but too new to have a fresh, fashionable ensemble

>>186473969
Actually, nevermind everything pertaining to that article i said. I understand the point the guy was trying to get across now

>>186474271
broken for every mode IMO. Shit is too good.

GET THESE FUCKING TRANNIES AND THESE FUCKING FURRIES OUT OF MY PLAZA

>>186474592
Report them like the rest of us

>>186474632
ignore him, spam more furry art like a sane person would

>>186474592
shut the fuck up

You guys bully salmons too much. I can't deal with this. I'm out.

>>186474551
It sucks ass at pushing forward on Shipyard and Reef, at least. But once you control the bridge on either, it's right back to being really good.

File: woomegao.jpg (24KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 480x270px

That's 1200p, Profreshional is getting way too hardcore for me.

File: 1502869784178.jpg (260KB, 1560x2071px) Image search: [Google]

260KB, 1560x2071px

>>186471025

File: 1502937741257.jpg (170KB, 1200x675px) Image search: [Google]

170KB, 1200x675px

daily reminder, they are special squids out there without supervision.

Are there many lore theories for Splatoon? I missed the first game but checked out the scrolls online, haven't got all of 2's scrolls yet.

What's up with Octo Valley? The Octolings live in the remains of underground human territory right? Is that why there are gigantic items floating around like huge jars and lava lamps? Does that mean the Inklings, Octolings and other creatures in the game are actually much smaller than humans were? What's the deal with the screens projecting a fake sky everywhere?

>>186474551
I kept getting my shit pushed in by ink armor spam, so I eventually switched to squelcher(s).

File: bueno.jpg (158KB, 600x533px) Image search: [Google]

158KB, 600x533px

>>186474785
so vulnerable

File: 1502331234490.jpg (59KB, 599x486px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 599x486px

>>186474679

>>186474705
Yeah, I'm sure I'm part of the reason it got so hard core.

so when you're collecting your salmon run bonuses and choose to swap for new equipment, do you get the ability chunks from your old one or does it just throw it away? because it seems weird that you get money/chunks if you keep your old one, but wouldn't get anything if you swap

File: 2017081802225700-CBA841B50A92A904E313AE06DF4EF71A.jpg (239KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

239KB, 1280x720px

Best team I've worked with.

>>186474801
Rapid blaster is great at eating up ink shields, though. If you're getting ambushed a lot, you're not positioning yourself right. if you're about to pass by somewhere fishy, you need to check it with your blasts. If you keep yourself at max range and use run speed up, shit like the trislosher and octobrush will have a nightmare of a time getting through the spam.

It's pretty much the counter to all the suicidal short range weapons running around.

File: IMG_20170818_030138600.jpg (75KB, 711x400px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 711x400px

This game likes toying with me. I still have 12 games left with my ink res drink but the best squidforce shirts I have are thermal ink and another run speed one, so I have to ask: Is thermal ink actually good?

>>186475301
It's good for any long range shooters. Maybe the dynamo/flingza.

>>186475301
Decent for long range shooters.
Completely useless on Blasters since it has to be a direct hit.

File: 2017081503414400-CBA841B50A92A904E313AE06DF4EF71A.jpg (113KB, 376x528px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 376x528px

>>186471025

>>186475409
Oh and you have to be roughly 3+ lines away for wallhack to kick in. Too close and you get nothing.

Why aren't you using Sub Power Up, ink? Do you not like throwing grenades out to Jet Squelcher ranges?

can i get drink tickets from single player?

>>186475543
My kit has ink mines.

>>186473969
He keeps getting triples the same way noobs win at fighting games. A complete lack of self awarness.

File: 1502175906565.png (2MB, 2093x3000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2093x3000px

>>186471025

>>186475543
Cut me some slack, I just started playing like two days ago and I'm only level 12.

I have bad feeling I already missed the main Salmon season for this round.

>>186475301
I tried thermal ink on the Squelcher but I ended up wanting something else. It's just not worth hogging a main slot.

>>186474672
>person

>>186476226
person are animals too

File: 1462220071981.jpg (1B, 486x500px)

1B, 486x500px

>splatting someone while they're using the inkjet

File: 1502767328197.png (1B, 486x500px)

1B, 486x500px

Rapid Blaster Pro Deco WHEEEEEEEN

I want my crutchfu gunfu PLEASE

>>186477008
they are going to expand it for furcon

The more I play Salmon Run the more I start to think it's nearly impossible (or actually impossible) to keep the boss spawns under control, and every round is always going to end in chaos.

>>186476304
It's morally justified to harm furries in any way

>>186477051
maybe in deep Profreshional

Are they going to expand the plaza? It feels a little cramped

>>186477116
I ain't deep but my last four games all went like that. Gave me far more of an appreciation for the Inkbrush.

>>186477008
I hope they end up using more of the plaza. I feel like the area to the right of murch is going to be used for something eventually

any salmon run rooms up?

>>186477203
Expanding behind the amibo box would be nice but I think the plaza is final and will never change

>>186477334
If there's one thing Ninty hates in final products, it's invisible walls, and there are a lot of them in the plaza. There will be something later, but not now.

>>186474795
The sunken scrolls in S1 explain that both Octarians and Inklings used to live together peacefully, but rising water levels forced both civilizations to fight for the remaining land available. The Octarians, diligent and hardworking, won the first series of battles cause the hedonistic Inklings were too lazy to get up early. However the Inklings were better at fighting and eventually won the war. The Inklings then took the remaining surface land, while the Octarians were banished to live in underground domes in Octo Valley. Eventually though rising water levels and lack of supplies caused the domes to suffer structural damage, necessitating the desperate Octarians to look elsewhere for supplies.

Eventually DJ Octavio, the leader of the Octarians, stole the largest power source of Inkopolis, the Great Zapfish, and reconstructed the Four Great Octoweapons from the ancient turf wars to plan an invasion of Inkopolis. Cap'n Cuttlefish recruited Agent 3 from the masses to infiltrate Octo Valley and recover the Great Zapfish, while destroying the Great Octoweapons and stopping their invasion plan. All the regular zapfish and the Great Zapfish were eventually recovered, DJ Octavio was defeated, and the Great Octoweapons were destroyed.

Come two years later DJ Octavio broke out of his snowglobe and and kidnapped and brainwashed Callie as part of his revenge plot. The Octarians moved to Octo Canyon instead, I guess because the zapfish they were using to power the domes were all stolen by Agent 3 and started collapsing. Marie recruited Agent 4 to infiltrate and stop Octavio, who had pulled his previous scheme, and find out what happened to Callie. Likewise, the zapfish were recovered, Octavio was defeated, and Callie was rescued. The domes have colorful environments because the Octarians are trying to make up for being forced to live underground, and because Callie remodeled their domes. The platforms float because they have different tech than the Inklings.

File: DHDC2LfUMAEsy0y.jpg (1B, 486x500px)

1B, 486x500px

>>186477203
The only real spot I think they would ever expand on, besides that I wonder whats down there?

>>186477553
Subway to Spalt1's plaza for the Single Player expansion.
Unlocks "Splat1" reskins of the hero weapons.

>>186477553
Before I played the campaign, I thought it'd lead to the subway where the Octarians would move in after a couple months after the events of the campaign. If you look on the other end of the plaza, there's a clear building with stairs coming up from it that'd connect both ends to an underground area.

File: IMG_3991.jpg (1B, 486x500px)

1B, 486x500px

Why aren't beacons used that much anymore?

>>186477553
Butt Town

>>186477826
They die in a couple of hits and not a lot of weapons even have them.

File: 64470636_p0.png (1B, 486x500px)

1B, 486x500px

>>186468669

>>186478002
This artist is primarily a diaper artist, fyi to anyone curious.

>>186477553
>>186477672
>>186477824
>October
>playable Octolings announced
>all octiling players appear below in the subway while inklings stay in the plaza

>>186478040
Just like the October after Splatoon came out when Splatnet site suddenly switched from squid icons in the background to octopus icons in the background, but we never got playable Octolings then? It's never happening anon, especially with hos 2's campaign played out. They have to stop doing shit like supplying technology to the first wave of the apocalypse before Inklings ever accept them.

>>186478036
I want to see Marie changing Callie's diapees

File: pearl REEEE.jpg (1B, 486x500px)

1B, 486x500px

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE WEEKLY WEAPON ANNOUNCEMENT

>Have 21.5 Freshness
>Think I can make it to 25
>Nope, paired with morons who can't fight or paint and get stomped
>Back down to 17 Freshness

>>186478225
That's a scary Pearl

>>186478040
Octolings should be a reward for reaching level 50 otherwise everyone would only play as them.

>>186477826
The baller isn't as effective as the kraken so people aren't using the krack-on roller anymore
I can't even think of anything else it's on besides the dapple dualie

>>186478225
I don't know, but this one weapon a week and 1 map per splatfest is not going to work.

>>186478148
never played the first game. why do you think they're not giving us octolings when everyone want it?

>Squiffer
why did it have to be a charger

>>186478408
forgot link
https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/898471431356297217

>>186478375
It's on the .52

>>186478408
Squiffer was always a fast, close-range Charger. I sucked at it.

>>186478472
>short range, quick charge
I'll try it

>>186478472
>Point Sensor, Ink Armor
Aw ye

File: IMG_4020.png (1B, 486x500px)

1B, 486x500px

>>186478570
I imagine they meant why did the new weapon have to be a charger in general than why did the squiffer specifically have to be one.
I suppose a spray bottle could have also been a nozzlenose style shooter

Do you glow while swimming with a charged charger?

>>186416689
I FUCKING CALLED IT

File: 1502721805190.png (1B, 486x500px)

1B, 486x500px

>>186478472
>ink army
Accurate t b h

File: WVW69jXWMWoNL_dk-X.png (1B, 486x500px)

1B, 486x500px

>>186478472
>>186478408

Yeah baby
time to do some cleaning

>>186478662
>I imagine they meant why did the new weapon have to be a charger in general
that is what I meant, squeezer when

>>186478385
Multiple reasons. Octarians are the end all badguys of the Splatoon universe. The devs clearly hate them with the way the artbooks treat them. It's more work to introduce new character models for all the gear to work with, and there's not even a male equivalent to Octolings ready to use since Octolings' Japanese name literally is a pun on amazons, which are all female. It might happen in the far future in Splatoon 4 or something, but there's no reason for it to happen now.

>>186478664
Yep. Makes the Goo Tuber worthless since its only value is stealth snipes and it can't even do that properly.

>>186478148
>They have to stop doing shit like supplying technology to the first wave of the apocalypse
The salmon you mean? I haven't finished the campaign yet, but does all the info on them come from Grizz? I mean the game itself tells you that place is shady, even before it becomes clear he's just a bear probably breeding them for food.

>point sensor
>ink armor
found my new main

>>186478838
Yeah, it's said in the field manual that they get their Goldie geysers from the octarians

>>186478838
The Salmon Run field guide says that the Octarians traded tech with the Salmonids so the Salmonids could get ink geysers. Given that their society is collapsing, they're probably still desperate.

File: 728.png (1B, 486x500px)

1B, 486x500px

>octolings and squidlings are really just genetically altered to keep some semblance of humanity going even after our supposed annihilation.

>>186479181
>it took five world wars and a nuclear armageddon to destroy humanity
>ocatarians and inklings fight with paintball guns

>>186478924
>>186478936
That's exactly what I meant though, that's Grizz's field guide for his business. The game tells you at least twice that place is shady before you actually get in, I think Callie or someone mentions it too. Grizzlies like them some salmon.

Why aren't there sharks or whales in this game?

>>186479842
the salmonids

>>186479842
What do you think Maws is?

>>186480723
an xxtra thicc salmonid

>>186480723
I just realised Maws= Swam backwards. How do they do it bros?

>>186480981
I'm gonna beat you up.

>>186478856
Good luck building up any special at all.

>>186480981
>not getting the Jaws reference
Underageb& detected

>>186479181
Happen to have the rest?

You reckon ink resistance in two mains is overkill? Feels like it.

>>186481091
Everybody knows what jaws is my man. I thought it was just a funny coincidence.

>>186481343
Yes. You don't get as much of a benefit for the amount of your gear you need to dedicate towards it.

>>186481462
Fuck it. I'm going full-on 39 ability points special charge up. Depreciating returns my ass, I'm making this meme setup work.

If Pearl is allegedly a pygmy squid are there giant squids in the splatoon universe as well?

>>186481669
So would that be a really tall, full figured woomy?

>>186481343
Two ink resistance mains is the perfect amount. Any more and the difference isn't that much, less and it's kinda useless.

>>186481773
yes, and I would really like that

>>186481669
I don't think she's actually a pygmy squid. Her name is just a pun.
The inklings are all the same species.

File: What if you had a gun.jpg (1B, 486x500px)

1B, 486x500px

>>186481669
You mean she's not supposed to be a cute little kid but an actual goblin?

>>186481669
squiddle me this-
if ther is a squid, will there be the
only time will tell, like clock art

>>186481773
>Splat3n idols are a giant squid and colossal squid
>giant has the perfect proportional body of a goddess while colossal is tastefully extra thiccc

>>186482198
you again
this anon is quite the enigma

>>186482362
Splatoon 3's idols will be Pearl and Octo Samurai. The biggest octopus and the smallest squid

>>186482427
oh no I'm thinking lewd thoughts
get out of my head

>>186482503
You only have yourself to blame for this.

;)

Why is Salmon Run such a chore?

File: `23123234.png (1B, 486x500px)

1B, 486x500px

>>186483174
you dont have to do it anon

>>186483174
Only 2 maps, and roughly a dozen wave variations that you've played to death since launch. I kinda wish Salmon Run happened less often now.

File: DHgBR5tWAAAGcCj.jpg (1B, 486x500px)

1B, 486x500px

https://twitter.com/NintendoEurope/status/898469535682101248

>>186483227
but the drink tickets..

File: DHDlt9vV0AAj2cv.jpg (1B, 486x500px)

1B, 486x500px

>>186469503

File: sandwich.jpg (1B, 486x500px)

1B, 486x500px

>>186469740

File: splatoon Screenshot 2017-08-18 06-09-27.png (1B, 486x500px)

1B, 486x500px

Now to stay out of ranked until they make adjustments because I fucking hate the rapid blaster.

>>186483568
>Dualies
There's your problem, you've got no fucking range to deal with them.

>>186483839
I mainly use Splatling or normal blaster actually but I still hate fighting them in those matchups.

Salmon Run anyone?

>>186484445
I'm down if you're still looking

>>186484445
Id join

>>186484653
>>186485203
7850-0454-1131
Someone else host though.

File: 2017081807461300-CBA841B50A92A904E313AE06DF4EF71A.jpg (1B, 486x500px)

1B, 486x500px

If you report enough drawings, you'll eventually get to the good stuff.

File: squiffer.png (1B, 486x500px)

1B, 486x500px

SQUIFFER
FUCKING SQUIFFER
WOOOOOOO

>>186485406
>Kat
Well shit, now I have to be team flight.

>>186485467
Waiting on that Bamboozler desu senpai

>>186485203
You coming bucko?

>>186485406
good idea, remind me to report all that wish-real bullshit later on. When I turned up the game yesterday I swear my Square was literally only that crap everywhere

File: IMG_20170818_085159.jpg (1B, 486x500px)

1B, 486x500px

>>186485669
i did,im kier

File: 32432432.gif (1B, 486x500px)

1B, 486x500px

>>186485969
you better fucking help them mah dude, or i swear i will never play with you ever again