/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

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1st for bots that only play MvM

>>186390526
>bots that only play MvM
wat

>>186390793
the guy who was posted in the last thread
his inventory looks like something from scrap.tf

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>mfw no price is too high for an Australium so long as I dont have to play MvM

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5nd for traders who only play surf maps

SHES GOTTA BE AT LEAST
OVER SIXTEEN

>>186390932
Somethings not right with that scout.

>>186391052
It has autism

I'm buying the chadenfreude taunt, as a scout main it's my duty to taunt after every kill and with the chadenfreude it's more annoying and insulting. Anybody got any offers?

>>186391346
get an unusual taunt one for maximum rage-inductance

>>186388983
the dude has a massive ego

What's your preferred HUD? Or do you use the default?

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>>186390895

>>186391424
It is horrible how high people can think of themselves. I mean just look at this thread ,':^]

>>186391705
>game is set to Korean
Play it in English instead of this.

>>186390901
I recently have tried it.
It's a weird gamemode, idiots first timers will make it impossible to win, and high tour autists will be a pure annoyance.

It's probably the only way to get ACTUAL teamwork in casual, but you gotta find the sweetspot for number of tours.
15-50 i found is pretty good, or get any tf2g, had fun with them

S-so the update is coming out today, right guys?

>>186391816
>implying i'm this good at demo
t-thanks

>>186392083
in 30 minutes

THAT SPY IS AN ANIME

>>186392661
thats not wolfy xd

>>186391816
easy with the autism

>A full 24 hours+ has gone by and no response to my trade offer
FUCKING HONG KONG GIVE ME MY HAT

>>186393135
CANCEL THE TRADEOFFER NOW

>DR spy with a golden pan, aussie amby and fully gold painted loadout along his 3 unusual per head loadout stack on the enemy team
cryinghatwearingwojak.jpg

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>>186393705
>relentlessly beat his ass because he spent $10,000 on the worst class in the game

>make a brand new account just in case I got low priority or something on casual mm because all I get is level 5s
>it's the exact fucking same except players are worse
where did it all go so wrong

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post snipers

>>186394186
There's no such thing as low priority in TF2 casual. I find that if you play during daytime hours when most kids are supposed to be in school, you'll get matched up with the most actual children.

today is the day

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>>186395575

Daily reminder that if you have no expectations at all, you can't possibly be disappointed.

>>186396229
Valve will still find a way to disappoint

>>186396170
I want to switch out the buds on this one, any suggestions that would fit?

>>186396401
Hmm, well are you trying to go for more of a winter-style sniper? Or do you really wanna keep your hair? Because the YWN doesn't fit that well with the snow scoper, even though I really like both items individually

>>186396546
I wanna keep the YWN because I find it fitting together in a not so weird way for some reason.

>>186396229
you'd be surprised

Why are there like 3 separate Rambo-inspired hairpieces in the game, anyway?

That's actually a good question, why were the Your Worst Nightmare and One Man Army made separate hats when they're the exact same hair, just on different classes

>>186396546
>>186396648
maybe paint it white though so it fits better

It would be a no-brainer to implement a "Rough Night" style of hat.

>general theme is messy hair after a night with a lady
>some classes like Sniper have messy versions of the same haircut, rather than smooth
>others have kiss marks, slightly ruffled collars
>have a pair of pantsu hanging off the side of Heavy's hide
>hat is all-class except for the Scout

>>186397368

Heavy's head*

Also this would fit the Jungle update (one night in the jungle cliche.)

waiting for the pyro update like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnSu5FisyHg

I took a hiatus. where's the party van and is the password still vault

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>Haven't played for years
>Got sick of diversitywatches hard counters prioritising class picks over skill
>Everyone has strange unusual killstreak shit
>It costs like $50 per item
They didn't actually spend money on this did they?

what the fuck

is the DR not really loud anymore?

>>186398409
they most likely did not

>>186398481
It still is.

>>186398409
Probably not.

>>186391737
hmm yes quite

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>>186398481
DR is loud but it can be hindered by anything now.
>decloak in the corner
ZZZZCCCCHHHTTTTHHHRRREEEEUUUOOO emitting intensifies over 20 meter radius
>decloak in a broom closet
No one hears a thing.

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Post your loadout and Ill pick one to draw.

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>>186399156
Take your pick.

>>186400629
neat neet

>>186400629
*sigh* aaah haaa... funny post dude.... *yawns*

>>186400629
post more you wont pussy

>play soldier
>spend all round complaining about sticky spamming
why do shitters do this

not bad

keep it coming faggot

>play soldier
>spend all round lactating out of my giant animal breasts
why do furries do this

>>186402358
eh this is all the same immages... booring!!!
find new ones

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>>186395575

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Post your top 3 most played classes and others judge you on them.
>Engineer
>Demo
>Medic

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>>186399156
post load out s

What weapons does /tf2g/ think are the most satisfying?

>>186404909
Demo
Sniper
Heavy

>>186404909
>scout
>soldier
>demo

>>186404909
Soldier
Scout
Engineer

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>>186405240

Pretty much all of them. Even the pistol and shotgun feel great when you neck somebody and their ragdoll flops around.

>have 2566 hours
>haven't played in over a year
Is TF2 still fun?

>>186404909
chill, but gets annoyed by stupid teammates

>>186405282
does not like going fast

>>186405490
plays payload

>>186405817
yeah, what response do you expect to get asking in the team fortress 2 general

no

go away

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>>186405817

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>>186405240
>>186405626
Shotgun is the most satisfying one actually.

>>186405940
I mean if I went to the general of Overwatch, I'd get multiple no's.

>>186404909
Engy
Spy
Demo

the guys posting lenny faces and saying "ez" or "rekt" after every kill is seriously worse than the bronies in this game

>>186404909
C&D Spy, hunting 1 player at a time
Huntsman
Demoknight

>>186406171
just caber him
his smile will turn upside down

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>>186404909
>Demoman
>Heavy
>Engineer

>>186404909
>Demo
>Scout
>Medic

>>186404909
engineer
soldier
spy

r8

>>186405240
All the weapons not really meant to kill (Fan o war , Wrapping assassin , GRU ... )

>>186404909
soldier
scout
demo

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>having anything other than scout soldier or demo in your top three

if you don't have at LEAST 4000+ hours in tf2 you should kill yourself

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>play tf2 on a controller because i need a new way to gimp myself
>put to minimum the vertical sensitivity
>aim slightly higher than people's heads
>huntsman how headshots everything

How to custom crosshair but only on sniper?

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>>186405405
>>186406537
>>186406910

>>186406943
>start TF2
>set computer clock 166.6667 days ahead in time
>4000+ hours achieved
ok

>>186406947
blutack

Pyro
Scout
Spy
I want to be all doritos cool original, not a common solly main. Watch as everyone flocks to me and says "pyro takes no skill!" I use the flamethrower the flare gun and the powerjack.
Buying chadenfreude taunt for 1 ref more than its sell price! I want to be that one annoying taunt after every kill lime scout!
>Hzlink_noob is my steam name
Or reply with an offer and I'll link you to my profile.

>>186406243
>caber in 2017

>>186407220
It tracks actual hours spent.
You can't trick it by changing the clock.

>>186407235
1 ref is like 5 cents, just fucking get one anywhere

>>186407235
just go to backpack.tf or scrap.tf or tf2outpost.com or bazaar.tf rather than waiting for someone in the thread to have one

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>>186405240
Love plugging people with the revolver. I think the extra amusement partly comes from people overconfidently trying to bully the exposed Spy and me evading and killing them.

>>186407248
>not wanting to delete everything in just one charge

>>186407487
Trust me I've tried, everyone is just a huge thorn up my ass though. Nobody ever responds to the trade offers they've stuck up. This is an active thread, people can act instantly. I'm doing the same shit on tf2 steam communities too.
What does it take for some faggot to laugh at people dying?

>>186406252
absolutely HATES going fast
is entertained easily
can't airstrafe

>>186406537
very good at the game, absolutely based

>>186407778
>What does it take for some faggot to laugh at people dying?
More than one additonal ref that's what.

>>186407368
Doesn't mean that people don't trade with refined metal, steam doesn't let you list non limited or decorated unique items.
>I'm not buying an unusual taunt

>>186407843
Pitching me an offer? (It's not worth 26.33 ref)

>>186408215
A key.
Post your ID.

>>186404909
Soldier
Demo
Engineer

>>186408409
I'll give you a key, for the taunt and 1 ref. I accept anything that's worth one ref.
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198105509502

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>>186408896
ehhhh

TF2 SERVERS DOWN IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>186409098
Lol it was an inside joke don't worry xD

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>>186404909
In order
>Sniper
>Scout
>Medic
Bonus least played
>Engineer

>>186409159
Update.

>>186404909
soldier
engie
demo

Any recommended community servers? I decided to get back into the game for the update.

>>186404909
Soldier
Sniper
Demo

>>186410025
Check out lazypurples servers he has 2 fun servers and 1 comp.

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>>186399156

>Recommending people "fun" servers
What has this thread come to?

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Who wants to give me 50 keys for this themed, all-class unusual?

>>186410443
shitty effect on a shitty hat, very thematic

>>186410443
I'll kick you in the balls, step on your back, and spit on you for it.

>>186410589
Sorry that's what I paid for it. I need more than that at least.

>>186410443
Sorry buddy, but that's hideous. Give you 1 key for the chadenfreude taunt tho~

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Game is absolutely dead here in Brazil. 100%

>there are no more than 25 players looking for a game at any given time
>EVERY SINGLE GAME either has:
>a completely obvious aimbotter people refuse to kick
>a bunch of faggots teamstacking against players who don't even have pictures
>the game itself poorly placing the teams

As a result

>every game is a steamroll from one side or another
>no game lasts more than a few minutes

It's just a rage machine. A complete fuckfest. Fuck the game at this point.

>>186410371
It's okay pal I'll recommend you some utter scrotum tuggingly shite servers if you want, because there's plenty of them in the community. Hit me with a better server then!

>>186410760
>It's the same 12 people playing comp on EU at 11~ish every night
I feel like I should just make a steam group and organise that way instead of queueing for 25 minutes

>chain uber mains join the game
>team too autistic to just airblast or shoot them, instead they get into a le honorful melee fight
>meds pop 267415 ubers in a minute

>>186410760
>playing community servers

i play tf2 every day and i rarely see cheaters, and if we get a cheater, me and my friend taunt kill him with vacc soldier/sniper lmao

virtually get good

>>186411024
You serious? I see cheater all the time. Last week I killed a aimbot sniper with the holy mackerel and he just left.
Nobody kicks cheaters and after the shitty matchmaking update there is an abundance of them

>>186404909
Scout
Demo
Sniper

>>186411191
I honestly only really see hackers when I play crap like Turdbine, sure, there's a lot of them, but they're mostly contained to the garbage maps while the true F R A G G E R maps are left untouched more or less.

>>186411191
>I see cheater all the time
Maybe you are just bad

>>186411191
idk what youre doing but youre doing it wrong

i avoid ctf like the plague, that gamemode gives me testicle cancer

>>186411360
This. CTF is tainted.

>>186411191
This. The day before yesterday I joined a KOTH map and there was one on our team. Yesterday I joined either a CP or KOTH map again (don't remember, but I unlist CTF) and there was one. Today I joined Viaduct and there was another one.

>lul dude just kill the aimbot sniper killing 60 players in 5 minutes from the other side of the map who's hiding behind three engineers with minisentries xDD

I hate fucking people like this in every circle they're in.

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>>186411191
I have an alt that I like to log in from time to time to shit on people with red badges
>mfw they start crying about muh cheaters

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>>186411191
>Last week I killed a aimbot sniper with the holy mackerel and he just left.
he wasnt aimbotting then,

>>186411191
>Nobody kicks cheaters
if your team has lots of sudacas i can see this happening, otherwise, just try to communicate

> after the shitty matchmaking update there is an abundance of them
same ammount as there ever was, desu, i dont stress myself with that, i just go to another server if im alone, or try to have some dumb fun with me bud killing the hecker

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>>186395575
Trying to get an Aussie for it as of now

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>>186395575
the sniper has 43k kills now

>>186411326
Lol
I must be mistaking the snipers with 200+ more points than anyone else with 3 hours on tf2 as hackers then.
>thanks for your enlightening anon

>>186411871
Aimbot tracks everyone you see on the screen, that's why people have the console command that makes them spin around and have sensitivity on 200%
This guy wasn't looking at me, hackers are shit players, they have no gamesense.

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>owned a 1 of 1 unusual
>find out there's another one today
>it's painted lime green

When a demoknight kills you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAtd6NBvVA0

>>186413080
>Demoknight with 27 heads runs at you swinging wildly with the Eyelander
>Tanks 3 direct rockets
>Kills you from the length of 4 Eyelanders

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>Demoknight with 27 heads runs at me swinging wildly with the Eyelander
>gently juke him around with pistol out
>he dies

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>>186413528
>demoknight charges at me
>shoot him in his dumb face because lmao straight line
>get called a hacker

>steaming it ain't me unusual still un priced

> been like two years

???????¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿

>Demoknight charges me
>Stop his charge with a single DH rocket
>Schadenfreude when he dies to the second

>>186413904
what the fuck are you saying

>>186414270
He means the unusual born to wave the flag with the steaming particle effect is still unpriced.

>>186413924
I'll buy your chadenfreude for 1 key

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Fuck off.

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>>186395575

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Someone please give me a good demo cosmetic loadout. Right now all I've got are demopan, pimp, and cop which are all done to death.

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>>186414654
if posting demos can help you , go ahead

>that punctuation
>le 2011 old scrolling sky's rim mey-mey
fuck off

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>>186414654

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>>186414654

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>>186399206

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>>186414852
This is a strict no bullying zone.

>>186415450
wow fuck off

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>ctf_2fort
>get behind enemy team's sniper deck without anyone noticing
>see this
what do?

>>186416159
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/be/Cm_scout_pregamefirst_comp_04.mp3?t=20160710220114

>>186416159
Disconnect because CTF is aids.

>>186416596
Maybe but that's not the point, the point is how do you torture a blissfully unaware sniper

update WHEN?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q9Po8rvviY

sniper bad class

sniper fun class

>>186416159
Tauntkill , laugh , rince and repeat

>>186417106
tonight

why do people play highlander
if you combine everything not enjoyable from pubs highlander is what you get
>peak and you're bodyshot
>spy constantly annoying you with his dr
>scout harassing all the time
>you can't pick the medic because there is a heavy, pyro and sentry with him all the time
>9 people spamming you all the time
>shit like the sandman and cleaver is allowed
>if you kill somebody it doesn't even matter
>only a third of your team gets to play classes that are actually fun
>you are forced to play with pyro and spy mains
it's just so unenjoyable i don't get it, it's hectic and slow at the same time

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>item server reset
>play for 3 hours
>no drops
fuck

>he can't intro more than 6 targets
wow, epic

>>186417641
They want to play their special snowflake class 24/7. Highlander is for people who unironically main a single class and only play that class ever.

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>some asshole from work drops beer barrel on my foot
>fingers are black now, can't walk without limping
>it will hurt for atleast few days
h*ck

>>186416159
Ahhh, I'm goin' ta blast ya into THIN GLUE

>>186417953
i'm serious there is too much going on

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>play like absolute dogshit
>be really hard on self at my performance
>somehow top of the scoreboard on the final round

>>186418024
Put some ice on it and chill.

>>186418024
Why come you have nigger fingers on you're feets??

>gay ass kid is screaming and raging on mic
>play Hulk Hogan's themesong over him until booted

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>spy in your field of view
>backstab

>>186418230
Because being nigger is pain, just like being my fingers right now.

Lag compensation :)

valve

PLEASE

>>186419023
but if he dropped it on your foot why did your fingers get affected

>>186404909
Medic
Pyro
Engineer

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>>186418847
*adds to frag video*

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>>186418847
>playing with 200 fov

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>>186419150
Because i have fingers on my foot?

>>186405240
Mangler+Panic
original

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>>186414654

>>186419270
they are called toes

>>186419819
no they're called feet fingers

>>186419819
https://youtu.be/GD6qtc2_AQA

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>>186418847
>spy strafes directly in your face
>knows it will pay off because moving your crosshairs onto him will reveal 1 pixel of back to him, enabling a stab

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>tfw you see one of your fellow 4chanedditors on the TF2

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>>186390456
>tfw will never be that good at jump maps

>>186420419

At least you can do them, I can never get the angle right after jump 3

>>186420358
fUCKING CRINGE

>>186420582
that's not him in the webm chucklenut

>>186420713
>fUCKING CRINGE
you're just as bad as him, maybe worse

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So how will they "fix" Pyro?

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>>186420358
Show us the name, Nancy.

>>186421060
give all flamethrowers the backburner ability
reduce hp to 150
nerf all flamethrowers to degreaser stats by default
give phlog another ability

fixed

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Hey have these lights always been here?

>>186421060
Turn all primaries from particle meme damage to a hitscan cone.
Add delay to drawing flare gun and detonator, raise damage slightly.
Continue to ignore his melees forever.

>>186421207
wow that sounds really fun and sounds like it would take a year to figure out

>>186421060

by letting the game die

>>186421621
:thinking:

>>186421060
make airblast not suck to fight against

>>186421060
God damn, that spy and engineer in the background look so bad.

Is the quickiebomb launcher a crutch?

>>186421798
>How's it going pardner?
>Nothing much, just crossing the map

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>tfw no halloween spells for any of my new items
How do we convince Valve to give them back?

>>186421250
Yes. They make no sense to me, either.

>>186421805
i don't think so
4 stickies are very hard to manage and limit bad demos more than they do good ones
bad demos won't be able to use the faster charging speed as well either
fighting close range is definitely easier, but good demos can take advantage of this just as well

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valve if you're leaving the game to die that's fine but at least just tell us

>>186421250
They're the lights that are activated during christmas

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>playing soldier
>garcias.jose.2009 medic
>go up to him and call for medic
>he shoots me with a needle gun for 5 seconds
>he switches to melee and swings a few times
>meanwhile our team is falling apart
>he tries to switch to medi gun, accidentally switches to needle gun and fires at me for a little before realizing that he has the wrong gun
>he cycles through all of his weapons 3 times and finally starts healing me with the medi gun
>our entire team died in the time it took for him to do his dance of retards

>>186424465
thats what you get for playing soldier

>>186424569
oh

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hello every one i present a new meme
pootis head hand
thanks for understanding

no idont like it

>>186410760
This is every match in the US too.

>>186424945
This is every match in tf2

>>186425078
When will valve make games again?

>>186425330
never
so long as valve can keep milking the child-gambling cash cow they'll never have to put work into games again

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@186424814
hmm yes this will do nicly

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pottis

>>186425330
but they're making bootleg hearthstone

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>>186421207
>give phlog another ability
>tfw the pro ks phlog I got from a tour will go up from 18$ to something ridiculous
>mfw

>>186421250
they show up during christmas/whenever pyrovision's active

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>this time i will get an average/above average team
>mm finds a game
>3 engineers (we are on offense) 3 snipers 3 spies 2 medics, medics healing each other exclusively
is stacking like a faggot the only solution

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>>186427431
>the fucking dragoon in an infantry unit

>>186427431
You can't properly appreciate shit like this until you've been subjected to some forced service yourself

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is pootis head hand the hottest new meme of 2017?
experts like to think so

>>186390895
>>186391705
I'm only impressed by the pipes. Stickies is ez pz

>pootis head
>not pottis head

https://twitter.com/4G_b4nny/status/898254372601081858
hype?

>>186428504
cool story bro tell me more

not even reading it, nobody gives a fuck

>>186428803
eh, i would rather have the map be completely in the communities hands

>>186404909
Demo
Scout
Medic

>>186428803
Eh , we're talking in Valve time , could be a week , could be a month

>>186405240
Stock shotgun/Scattergun

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How do I speak to the Valve about TF2? I've heard about people emailing them about stuff or physically mailing them anthrax, what addresses would those be? Where are they listed?

>>186405240
bazaar bargain

>>186429523
[email protected]

BIG FRAGS : pootis head hand
smol frag : all other memes

If the update doesn't come out today then I won't be able to play it when it does.
It can still happen, right??

>

potitis hedham lol

>>>/trash/11052561
>>>/trash/11076747
>these are your fellow /tf2g/ posters

gottam leg foot
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw

lol wtf theyre losers lmfoaaaa

that engineer is a bloody MEDIC!

>>186430137
the first one is lil peep who i doubt comes here and everybody knows what viva looks like

I wish there were projectile variants of the shotgun and pistol.

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pipes are h*cking fun, nobody in pubs expects you to use them and scince nobody looks up they never see them raining down on their heads
hahahah KAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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>f2p medic healing me genuinely yells spy at random times for no reason

yatatata

i aM bEcoMIng RetArDeDD

i took down a lv 3 with a pistol lmao haha

>Only person on team with Unusual
>Low tier unusual that I unboxed years ago
>Gibus medic starts pocketing me because "ur rich :o" without me even asking him to
>Gets angry at me in chat when I rocket jump away

>have a decentish unusual
>meds won't even give me a quick overheal
>just because I play phlog pyro

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>>186431381
>tfw bads expect greatness from me because of my sniper unusual
>sniper is my least favorite class but it's not worth enough to trade for anything I want

>>186431381
If it's visible it's probably not that bad

>>186431381
post unusual

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In case someone missed it
would you be interested in a tf2g lobby for the 20th
http://www.strawpoll.me/13723150/
what mode would you like?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13723162/

>>186431839
It's just orbiting fire, nothing special.

>>186430925
good pic but engineer cant frag

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>>186432242
YEAH HUH
its just hard when nobody backs you up

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No need to worry /tf2g/, the update, she is coming

>>186430820
Rescue ranger

Syringe gun

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>literally a fat scout with a worse shotgun

Lmao

Update never

>>186432913
Okay when I said projectile version of the shotgun I'm talking about a shotgun that fires a spread of projectile based pellets, same thing with the pistol because the syringe gun's projectiles are so slow it doesn't even count.
Also if you're a medic and you're firing the syringe gun you are doing something very wrong

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>>186431653
>5 CP
>Game asks me to switch
>I do because they're getting steamrolled and its not fun
>We steamroll my old team
>Game asks me to change again
What the fuck do you want me to do Valve, keep it going forever? I miss auto-balance

update this century screencap this

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>>186433186
>I miss auto-balance

>i prefer getting rolled in a 5v10 than have a guy switch over to keep the game a little more enjoyable for everybody

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>>186433186
stoppis

>>186433173
Lol i knew that i was just shitposting

I have a feeling a weapon of that description would be buggy as fuck

why don't they just auto balance at the end of each round
the old system was shit and the new system is even more shit

>>186433607
lol
why did they make this game punish bold moves and aggressive plays so much

>>186414956
>>186415094
Why use the Iron Bomber?

I think the "best of 3 rounds' system is pretty bad, too. Best of 3's belong in competitive, sometimes I just want to play Turdbine for 6 hours straight without having to sit in a q.

>>186434048
But you can vote for turdbine again.
>implying 2fart or weedtower won't win erry time

>>186434029
That's an old screenshot. I was using the loose cannon for a while, but I've switched back to stock now.

>>186434048
retard
comp is the way the game was meant to be played
any other way is wrong

>>186434268
Shut up idiot

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>torgue shotguns in tf2 never ever

>b4nny in all caps
sad display.

>>186434048
There's plenty of community servers for that anon

>>186434525
no

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help name vaccinator
>Autism Ray
>Think of the children!

>>186434730
>Worthless

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Would anyone be interested in buying this?

Viva's Ultra Life Beam

>>186419819
they are called FOOT PENISES, you dirty lobotomite

hello 2007

>>186434901
lol

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>>186434935
So you saying footfags are faggot degenerates? Sounds about right

>>186434730
"A Sniper or Pyro Made Me Rage"
Since it has no other purpose.

>>186434901
yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzHABRVmFsI

i want you all to see this awful fucking taste

Please stop shilling shitty Literal Whotubers here.

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>>186390456

Was just scrolling through and saw this, HAD to comment...

You guys realize this shit is fucking done right?

Like, are you guys not aware overwatch exists? It's basically TF3.

>mfw valve finally unplugs these wasteful ass tf2 servers

What the fuck is an overwatch?

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>decide to open two crates
>now have two shitty cosmetics I have to sell to recoup a tiny fraction of my losses
I just wanted a dumb glowy hat worth more than my car.

>>186436241
>>>/v/

Your bait is as weak as that guy who keeps insisting soldier is OP.

^epic post friend

but soldier is op

>>186436327
>Gambling
>Being upset when you take a loss
It was only $5, lad, and hopefully you didn't spend any of your own money in the first place.

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>>186435357
I'M IMPLYING THAT ANYONE WITH USELESS EXTREMITIES LIKE HANDS OR FEET ARE ALL DISGUSTING

>>186436349
Wow, maybe we'll have to come with terms with the fact that a generalist class that can counter everything with no counter himself is OP

but no, he's just posting le ebin troll bait

>>186436468
Yeah, it was just ValveBux, not real money. I'm not upset about that, I'm upset that I now have two slightly above craft hats that look like shit and are going to be impossible to sell.

>>186436241

I reached grand master. Overwatch is less fun or challenging than TF2.

>>186436710
>fun
Nice buzzword.
>challenginf
Overwatch is mechanically simpler but more strategic because everyone has an ubercharge. TF2 is much more mechanically challenging and slightly more tactical because of weapon diversity.

>>186436978
>fun
>buzzword
There are people who unironically believe this, and it's why the gaming industry has entered the fucking toilet.

>>186436978
>more strategic
Is that why there's a set meta already?

why would you play strategy games in an fps

>>186437090
6s meta isn't really set in stone, desu. EU gimmicks are more fun to watch than NA ones.

>>186437081
Fun is a buzzword. You can't make a "fun" to add to your game. There are enjoyable mechanics and systems which some peope may find fun but there is no recipe as of yet.

>>186437090
>meta somehow invalidates strategy
Retard alert.

>>186404909
Pyro
Sniper
Engineer

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>>186436327
Dude how shit is your car?

http://www.teamfortress.tv/43016/esea-s25-ubf-froyotech-vs-ascent
Starts at 11 PM EST, so in reality it will start around 11:45.

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>fun is a buzzword

>>186437521
I was borrowing it and used it so much I basically stole it and the guy gave me the pink slip for $250. So not great.

>He wasn't on /v/ circa 2009/2010 when the "fun is a buzzword" meme was rampant
l m a o @ how new u r

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Come watch me fr*g some idiots in a while
http://www.teamfortress.tv/43016/esea-s25-ubf-froyotech-vs-ascent

>>186434901
>>186436047
give it to me I want it!

https://funko.com/blogs/news/coming-soon-valve-team-fortress-2-portal-pop-s
You goys gonna buy these? I wont because I cant stand the things, probably going to get the NECA mercs.

>>186438831
I won't because I refuse to support the company, despite my love for TF2.

>>186438610
>>186434901
Taking offers atm have 2 offering rn.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/zeoplez

>>186438831
how awful