>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
https://www.bronnen.net/int/
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csesport.com
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243468228
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
http://prosettings.net/cs-go-pro-settings-gear-list/
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Streamlink: https://streamlink.github.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
brehs
DonHaci is /ourguy/
Zeus
Seized
S1mple
Flamie
Edward
Coach Kane
check twitter. this is nuts
fuck zeus... traitor
>>185477214
top 5 ez if true
s1mple on main awp is going to be sick
>>185477214
S1imple just messing around dude
>>185479453
wrong
>>185481778
hello where are the proofs
>>185483649
check reddit
>be LEM
>play with supremes
>great teammates
>rank up to supreme
>play with LEMs and other supremes
>horrible teammates
I'm winning games and contributing to it just fine but there's cheaters, carried DMGs and russian retards everywhere
this is probably the point where I should either get ESEA or uninstall
>>185486974
git gud and stop making excuses
>>185487114
>didn't read lol
winning with hacks is boring
>when you ranked up to LEM with a P90
>>185487275
nigga i soloqueue to global many times
i meet a cheater maybe once every 10th game, the cheating proportion is way overblown by scrubs
>>185487597
yeah, that teammate with 300 hours spouting russian into mic nonstop with no real callouts playing like a gold nova until there's enemy in range he can lock onto is just good
NA must have it easy
Why do people like FaZe all of a sudden?
They're a goddamn COD clan trying to buy their way into CSGO.
>>185488693
stop having autism
the players have been around forever
Guys, Friberg is really handsome, I can't stress this enough.
>>185488817
honestly a skinny friberg would be pretty nice looking
>>185487968
I'm playing EU you dip
get prime
>>185488760
That doesn't make the attempted superteam any better.
>>185488950
No, he needs to lose some fat, but gain some muscle. Skinny is bad.
>>185489156
>skinny is bad
okay fatty
>>185489181
I'm 1.90m and 72 kg.
>72kg
how about losing about 12kg fatty
I already lost 13 kg in gains when I snapped my back.
>muh lifts
gross
I miss the good old days ;_;
>>185489573
I can literally snap this kid in half.
Like it or not, this is peak performance.
sad
defend this
is there a more /ourguy/ team?
>>185490294
Immortals
>>185490294
>na matchfixers are bad
>eu ones are good
gotards?
>>185490343
hello reddo
it's surprising how the new tec9 patch does fucking nothing
spamming the weapon no longer makes sense until at very point blank range, but its so much more accurate that you no longer need to spam at long range just to kill something which really makes the clip size nerf moot
>>185489069
If you are playing EU its different from NA. Queue a few games in NA you'll see how many hackers we have and there are a fuckton of them even in prime.
>>185492029
It's not different at all, he's clearly a redditor cheater trying to damage control. Valve MM is unplayable.
>playing CEVO (lmao)
>have a girl on my team
>bot movement
>bot crosshair placement
>bot map awareness
>bot nade usage
>doesn't know callouts
>somehow knows where everyone is and has insane aim
>check her profile
>literal fucking CEVO admin Burns the cuck left a comment on how good she is
>she gets banned today for cheating
Literally why does CEVO exist? Someone please explain. Why and how.
why do people care about float value?
>>185494253
autism
>>185492228
>>185492029
imagine being so bad you have to blame cheaters
git gud you scrubs, stop being such a whiny pussies, learn to make better executions rather than excuses
>>185494490
kys cheating negro
>>185492804
>Literally why does CEVO exist?
hmm lets see...
>still 64 ticks
>map choice is more limited than valve mm
>community hasn't improved
i dunno, literally might have well play mm
>>185494847
It's 128 tick, but the servers are real trash, and they don't have a real anticheat. Cheaters literally get banned only from reports, the client doesn't detect jack shit.
>>185489069
already prime
still dealing with russian retards and cheaters
you're just a retard if you can't either spot the obvious ones or you're just as retarded as the problem people we're talking about
What did our intelligent designer mean by this?
>>185497980
/fa/ told me not to wear ties without a suit or a coat
>>185494597
>>185494989
or the more likely scenario of you being just utterly fucking terrible at this game
seriously, if you can't soloq to global you're shit
>>185498253
/fa/ was right but that's the least of lardians problems
>>185498458
I never said I didn't soloq to global, cheating trash.
thoughts on friberg to optic
>>185501104
>fryburger to na
>meme player to meme team
like potery
still not going to win shit
>cheaters in operation missions
What fucking cheat do I use thats undetected? Ever since AimTux got took down I haven't been able to play.
>>185490374
How are they match fixers?
>>185488693
Reddit kiddies dick ride anyone that wins anything recent.
Everyone thought Asstralis was #1 in the world for a week they probably meme Gambit now.
>>185489069
Haha dude EU so good lol u jus mad
Cheaters can't have cell phones xdd
>>185494253
Geeee, i reeaaallly wonder whyyy possibly people would care whether the weapon skin they paid money for looks good or whether it looks like you pulled it out of a gutter full of shit after it was there 10 years with mongolian homeless rice Farmers living in the gutter and scratching the weapons paint off to eat it
How can someone possibly be so delusional and retarded to care about float, its almost as if it determines how much money your weapon is worth
Fucking Leave you reddit shitter
>>185506931
Your autism pasta is shit
>>185488693
>>185506524
It's about the players, rain and niko are godly.
>>185507063
Your rank is shit
>>185507646
im rank g
"Remember, anon, SMURFS ARE NOT CHEATERS. They are just better than you. Remember, this is an opportunity to LEARN about how to get better at the game. Smurfing is perfectly acceptable because when you are getting out-aimed you can learn how to aim better, and when you get 0-16'd you have twice as much time to LEARN from the enemy team because of all the time you spend dead"
I love versing amateur cheaters.
They try wall banging with glocks and shit and then accuse you of cheating if you wall bang them back after seeing a negev-tier stream of bullets come from the same spot
>>185508852
If I didn't go against smurfs all the time in silver and nova I wouldn't have been able to carry myself to supreme.
I learned all sorts of tricks from those faggots.
>>185488693
the brand FaZe sounds faggy to me and alot of other people because they were literally just some kids quickscoping on modern warfare at some point but it expanded a fuckton so now i respect it as a csgo team
>>185504091
put a bullet in your own head
>>185511649
Why?
>>185508852
Warowl dindu nuffin
http://read.navi-gaming.com/en/team_news/zeus_is_back_to_natus_vincere
ROFL
zeus is a fucking cuck
Friendship ended with Gambit, now Navi is my best friend.
Why is everyone who plays CSGO such a thirsty virgin?
>>185515880
>zeus: if you kick kane I will leave too
>they kick kane anyway
rofl rip gambit can't win without a mememaster like zeus
What's a decent aim_botz challenge result? I am at like 66-70 kpm, 90 degrees
>>185518482
Shit, it should be 200 at least.
>>185518563
nah
http://ulletical.com/abc
>>185518732
Wat is link?
>>185508852
Right. That's why we should have little league teams play against the yankees.
>>185519168
toplaff
why the fuck did dev1ce ruin his hot white twink body with a fucking full sleeve tattoo
>>185519956
Have you seen what kenis has become?
I want to put a baby in Sean
How do I get a girl like dev1ce gf to sit on my face
what's the best cheat i can get for 10 dollars?
>>185490015
Player Unknown it's only trending atm. Just like all the other trending games. CS GO it's like 5 years old.
>>185522278
a pizza while you practice for 12 hours
I want pansy to piss and shit on my face.
>>185515768
fucking WHAT
>>185517920
They have dosia hes the memewizard
How am i suppose to DM for more than 30 minutes before my arm gets tired as fuck and i can't even aim.
>>185524197
Try turning your sens up you fucking woman.
>TI gets sticky
>CSGO gets anime posters and bans
Why Thorin wears coat inside, is that some sort of a meme?
>>185524197
>how do I get gud without pain
>>185524978
My understanding is he moves a lot so it's easier to just wear a coat rather than pay for heating.
>But at this stage the guys decided to kick our coach Kane, even with the condition that I will leave with him.
so everyone is ignoring that Zeus tried to blackmail the Gambit players kek
>>185526467
we are chads
Why is /csgog/ filled with so many bad players that cry cheaters nowadays? Has reddit found us?
>warmup
>lose 0-16
nice
how am I supposed to untilt myself after that
>>185531196
Warm up in Deathmatch servers instead. Click heads.
>>185531196
hit them domes
How do I click a head when it's constantly moving?
>>185539008
hit your aim key
>>185539221
just track the head bro
>>185539008
hit your suicide bind if someone's watching and you're embarrassing yourself
>lol my finger slipped tehe
110 posts in 14 hours. Dead, global unboxing simulator is dead.
im back on my grind
Guardian was the problem all along huh
>>185542439
i still feel as if navi will still stay in the shitter bc of p1mple
evens: work
odds: cs
xm1014 is best gun
I'm starting to think passive aggressive americans might be worse than russians in this game.
>>185549653
NA in general is the worst when it comes to MM and pugging
Been playing CS since 1.1, and I think it's time to quit. Riddled with retarded children, le xd troles, know it all warlowl clones, backseat gamers, cheating no lifers, le it's just a game I play for fun redditors.
Valve MM is literally unplayable, the community is shit, no good PUG service in garbageass Europe. No wonder this game is dying, It's sad really. I feel like it's impossible to enjoy multiplayer games as an adult.
>>185519956
>its some tribal rubbish
>>185554769
Idk what it is
>friend buys cheats
>legitimately is surprised when he starts consistently winning by 10+ rounds
hmmmmm......
>friends gits gud
>legitimately surprised when he starts consistently winning by 10+ rounds
really makes you think
>friends transitions and starts watching anime
>legitimately surprised when he starts consistently winning by 10+ rounds
Activating my almonds
>>185553524
https://www.reddit.com/r/RecruitCS/
Is it true AimTux is undetectable again?
>>185544958
replace with dosia
>>185553524
Are you NA East?
>>185557394
maybe you should read
>no good PUG service in garbageass Europe
>-seized
>+seized
hmm
still should have picked up Electronic tbqhwyf
Zeus/Gambit must have been paid big dick dollars for this transfer, hence why they had to keep seized
>>185527587
>blackmail
Are you mentally ill?
>I am the IGL and he is the coach I like to work with, if he leaves I will too
>btw him and I did just win you a fucking major
That's not blackmail, it's negotiation
>>185556698
Are you asking for a friend?
>>185525101
Sort of, he's actually just a money hoarder. He's incredibly tight with his money, which is why he is actually wealthy unlike the other idiots in esports who spend all their money and will be broke by 40
>>185558036
He isn't a hoarder at all lmao, good heroin isn't cheap dumbass.
>>185558015
Yes.
>>185556303
hello reddo
>>185519956
this man is asking the right questions
>paired with cucknadians
Might as well just leave and take the cooldown.
You should be able to surrender after winning first pistol then losing an ti eco after
There's no coming back from that with pubs
>tfw Valve doesn't ban cheaters because they're so many the game would literally die if they did
who else
>only play arms race
here?
>some faggot +forward +left and there's nothing you can do to punish him for being afk
nice game
>>185561138
You can report, and get the other team to report.
A griefing ban is 2 strikes and you're out.
>>185564331
>he thinks reports do anything
>>185564486
Everyone is happy to report a griefer.
If someone cheats however, they are unlikely to report a cheater boosting them, because they don't want to lose elo.
>>185564609
>he thinks reports do anything
About ready to quit again after the shit I saw today.
>Haven't played for a year
>GN3, not bad for not playing for a year
>Drop a 35 bomb, lose 16-12
One guy was fishy, had a gold Breakout coin but bought the game after the operation.
BUT HOLY FUCK THE NEXT GAME
>Cache
>Shot through wall approaching B
>No scoped from Z through a wall to garage
>Another guy straight up B-hopping and one tapping with the Five-seveN
>Guy at fork tapping heads through all the bang spots
>Guy aces our team through a smoke
>Literally all 5 of them are cheating blatantly
>Guarantee they won't get banned
>Match ends
>LE stacked with 4 silver 3's
What the fuck Valve. Make a working anti-cheat and you won't be below PUBG for players. Stop Smurfs too, why can multiple accounts connect to the same number for Prime?
>>185564895
I should add to the guy acing us through smoke. He dropped it on his own location and stood in the middle. We fired back after we realized what was happening. Didn't expect him to headshot all of us with an AK. 4 of the kills happened in about 2 seconds.
>>185564331
You need 10 reports a day to get to over watch. You can +right at least once a day.
>tfw hate steel but realize I'm almost the same type of person as him
I'm ready to let go.
>>185564895
>Make a working anti-cheat and you won't be below PUBG for players
see >>185560442
>>185565937
I reckon they need to reduce the minimum to 5 in a game.
Half the people in a mm server are unlikely to be wrong.
>>185564895
You can't have multiple accounts on the same number. Cheaters just buy burner sims from ebay.
>>185566458
theres websites to buy numbers for verficiation for 2 bucks
>>185566083
Pubg has no fucking hacker protection lmao you can cheat with impunity on that shit game
>>185566083
Well fuck, guess I won't ever be able to actually get any better without Picos
>>185566458
Why? If a MAC gets VAC'd more than once wouldn't the next logical conclusion be to blacklist it? Or IP since a lot of cheaters aren't smart enough to VPN. Shit, there's a lot of low effort things Valve could do to fix the current status of CS:GO, but they don't sell skins I guess.
>>185545345
Roll
>>185566784
PULGBT isn't a high skill cap competitive multiplayer game though.
>>185567081
Neither is CSGO.
Warowl or 3kliksphilip?
>>185570509
Phillip.
He at least provides empirical evidence behind most of his opinions.
>>185570509
Warowl because he's Christian. Philip is most likely a liberal cuck desu
test is over
Time to start applying navi stickers?
>>185582767
only to be disappointed in getting to quarter semi finals?
>>185582954
If zeus can win with gambit he can win with navi
ez next major
>>185583250
Gambit only managed to squeak by because BIG used their little jump strat to beat more qualified teams, and then let a literal who team like immortals through
>>185584803
>Astralis
>immortals hacking their ass off and still lose
>>185585023
Brainlet cheating monkeys haven't got strats, and that is where zeus outshone them.
Gambit beating asstrails was a surprise, but hobbit and mou were definitely cheating
>play cs
>lose
?????
You only lose if you're not gud. Git gud if you want to win. Don't forget to like and subscribe!
>>185588315
Thanks kugo
somebody kill me please (irl)
>>185567779
t. silver
>>185602003
>dude i aimed right on his head but inaccuracy meant i missed
>this game surely rewards skill and is not luck based
>t. silver
>>185490294
BIG guys are /ourguys/
leddit hates BIG
>>185517030
lmao you literally went to that steam csgo discussion thread about sexism in csgo and added that retard who made the thread
>>185602519
It's the other way around pal, I am the retard who made the thread :^)
>>185602519
post thread
>>185604053
http://steamcommunity.com/app/730/discussions/0/1471967615864596968/
https://steamcommunity.com/app/730/discussions/0/1471967615867910331/
keep it going
>>185544958
>navi will stay shit because they have the biggest CIS talent playing in their team
really fires up those neurons
who the fuck had thought this though
>win major
>kick coach despite knowing your IGL will leave with him
this is all sorts of retarded
>want to rank up my coin
>literally zero non prime weapon expert matches
I played 1.6 and CSS from babby.
I don't enjoy CSGO because I keep getting stomped.
What went wrong.
>>185606789
stop being bad
https://www.twitch
.tv/nipgaming
>>185606263
you still get hackers in prime weapon expert matches. also as long as you get frags and lose youll still get points. unless youre 0-11 or w/e the score is
who /nukeOnly/ here
Who
>10 year vet next year?
I hope they bring out a new coin.
>he thinks there will be a new x year coin
not going to happen. enjoy your skines and pins my dude.
>>185606789
>what went wrong
You unironically played source.
>>185608147
no I mean I'm level 10 and it is impossible for me to find a weapon expert match
Is the tec9 still op? Some say it still OP with its better running and standing accuracy. Others say it has been nerfed due to its nerfed spamming accuracy.
>>185609203
you know they have lobbies right?
>>185564895
kek
@185608974
volvo were talking about a 10 year coin
>>185608771
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sq3leu
Bajillion dollar idea for Gaben
Make default awp skin some shitty colorful shit and sell pure awp as a skin
So Electronic isn't joining Navi and instead is stuck on flipside lol
so long gay bowser
I keep reading that Olof is going to join FaZe
What the fuck... How will that team work? Niko and a bunch of has-beens being ordered around by our IGL Karrigan
Any news on Frieberg? Yeah he's not a great player anymore but he's still good enough to compete at tier 2 Europe/Tier 1 NA
Why do eurotrash players demand people drop them awps, especially after you clutch a round and take one? They also start squealing in random languages like autists if you refuse, it's bizarre.
In straya, if you clutch a round nobody asks you for it unless you offer it. People assume if you're good enough to clutch a round you've earned the right to awp for the next one.
>>185545345
here i go baby
>>185545345
odds gym
even cs
>>185609218
it is like an 18 shot USP now
>>185615057
>In straya, if you clutch a round nobody asks you for it unless you offer it.
thats a lie. ive played in shitty aussie servers and theyll tk you if you dont give them awps even if you clutch the round. most times ill say i cant pick it up and just stare at it like im pressing e
>>185570509
3kliks
>>185572385
warowl is pretty liberal though
what key do you guys bind cl_righthand?
>>185615657
That's never been my experience, maybe in silver/ gold 1-2
>>185615994
mouse 5
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH RUSSIANS ANYMORE.
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH POLES ANYMORE.
JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES YOU UNEDUCATED CUNTS
>>185615057
eastern euros literally don't know how to behave in social environments, they can go from toxic to trying to be nice, to toxic again back and forth like that, it's like they're all bipolar
What happened to condition zero?
>>185619104
That's a little lame. Aussies are at least consistent. Win or lose you have a fun time cracking the bantz with the lads, unless the other team has a cheater.
>>185616628
Tried matchmaking picker? It might be worth dealing with 70 ping instead of 5 with a group of drooling retards
yfw a CoD tournament has bigger prize pool than CSGO majors
http://cod.esportswikis.com/wiki/2017_Call_of_Duty_World_League_Championship
https://www.twitch
.tv/mlg
God I fucking love getting off a shitty gay ass fucking day at work then hopping into a crappy nigger rigged server where half my fucking bullets don't goddamn register at point blank range to die to half the fucking server hacking anyway
Great fucking game, I might start playing it IRL and blow up valves office
>>185629215
git gud
>>185628754
this game looks like fucking ass
how is this call of duty
Whats a good free or cheap cheat to use now that AimTux is banned?
>>185631834
Being born white.
dog damn dota is so boring to watch, no wonder the TI international don't even have as close to as many white viewers as csgo......
2 accounts on weekly cd because I tk fuckwits teammates who throw.
I can't help it. Maybe after 2k hours this game just isn't for me.
>>185634552
git gud noob
Someone wants to play missions with me? I'm shit and don't have friends.
>>185635660
post profile
>>185635903
http://steamcommunity.com/id/LovePantsu
>>185636164
>79 friends
fuck off normalfag
>>185634552
Stop playing mm you braindead redditor trash. How stupid are you?
>no good streams on
>>185636164
yeah, hardly a surprise you don't have any friends
>>185636261
>I'm shit and don't have friends (to play with)
Better?
>>185636164
this is literally underage ban
>5k subs
>hasnt played cs in over a week
>>185640270
Isn't that around 15k USD from subs alone per month?
>>185642129
yes
>>185642169
Something wrong with the world we live in.
Getting real sick of team mates flash banging me, nading me and throwing smoke when im sniping desu
why do people use nades? i have seen not one person die from a grenade of any sort, they just hinder the assault
>>185642728
get a cam, mic and recorder and see how easy it is to get those kind of views then
https://twitter.com/NWDeKay/status/895718481898881025
poor pete
moved to the team where careers go to die
>>185642909
you stupid? nades are king
>>185643195
>being this defensive about something I didn't say
That's just embarrassing.
Ok, how do I unsarcastically get better
>>185643432
5 hours of dm a day
>>185643196
>nobody NA player
it amazes me how much you NAggas care about non achieving nobodies
>>185628754
Call of duty proplayers have super hot gfs btw
If 4chan in general considers our pros chads, cods must be turbochads or something
>>185643932
forgot pic
>>185644140
>that
>super hot
Retard.
>>185644140
umm sorry
THIS is super hot
>>185644485
it's that mexican tightdresses weatherlady the whole internet was drooling about a while ago
>>185644735
I understand that animes like playing LoL. But CS, what does anime have to do with Counter-Strike senpai?
Anyone heard of that exploit where you can tap escape and lag out and be harder to hit? Apparently people use it while crossing dust2 mid doors, I dunno if it's bullshit or not though.
>>185643369
>something I didn't say
absolute autism
of course its what you said but not literally
>>185646104
lag switching has always been a thing
>>185648184
I clearly didn't even imply it, you should learn English before trying to start conversations on an English website, third worlder.
why did ptr go back to complexity? isnt that basically a downgrade from nrg?
http://www.complexitygaming.com/articles/news/press/4810/changes-to-col.cs
>>185650281
Sure but double tapping esc isn't lagswitching.
kek NaVi +2000 to win DH Malmo outright.
E fucking Z money
>>185643932
too bad that guy is trash at his own game
How do you guys get skins these days? Ever since betting on matches got shut down I can't get shit, and my skins are all awful.
>>185652627
I don't, I'm not a child.
@185652627
buy them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6QZZbuL5KM
is allu autistic?
>>185650847
so what did you mean then?
>>185608771
Should have got my 10 year coin this april... they don't fucking exiat anon
>>185473256
How the fuck do I stop getting the shakes? Every time I play this shit I pumped full of adrenaline and can't even hold my hands straight or type correctly.
defend this
>>185620750
dead game because it offered no real advantage over 1.6 besides better graphics. Also maps are more cluttered which triggers 1.6 fags, I mean look at the CZ version of dust2
>get 6th spot in the TI international
>win more than total prizepool of a csgo major
explain this, gogurts
serious question: are there any big korean csgo teams? how come koreans dominate pretty much every other esport besides this one?
>>185661108
asians dont have aim like white man
>>185655102
Not gonna bother explaining myself to someone that has shown he doesn't understand the English language.
>>185661485
of course i understand english you prick, you know im right in what i said
and you cannot even explain your thoughts to me