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t. Jeff Kaplan
NEW COMIC:
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/doomfist-masquerade
Animated: https://reader.madefire.com/work/OVERWTACH-DOOMFISTMASQUERADE/read
>Doomfist is live
>Latest PC patch notes
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>Overwatch dev tracker
http://www.overstalk.io
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>Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
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>Personal stats / leader boards
https://overbuff.com
https://masteroverwatch.com
>eSports info, Contenders League and World Cup 2017
https://over.gg
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https://www.overwatchcontenders.com
https://worldcup.playoverwatch.com
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>>184385245
Mei!
Friendly remainder
>>184425714
is that a cicada 3301 shirt?
I want to play the Overwatch beta instead desu
>>184425881
Asians put moths on everything.
Here comes T.Racer!
Is there anything more satisfying than playing dropbear as Reaper and Symmatra and ripping a hole in the enemy team?
>>184425953
>he wants both sniper and tankbuster mccree without hero limit
>>184426237
How big of a fart do you rip?
Mercy is for breeding.
>people thought we'd be getting Summer Games on the 1st
>that's tomorrow and we've heard nothing
Blizzard please
>>184426237
Chasing a weak ghost Reapy trying to run away from the battle as Tracey and killing him right before he can grab a healthpack :3 They're cute when they know they're going to die.
>>184425802
She's cute!
>Solo queue
>High Diamond
>Queue with 4-stack
>Gold Elims with Winston, doing work
>Enemy switch to Reaper
>D.Va too incompetent to DM for me after I ask multiple times to follow me
>4-Stack asks me to switch to Rein because "Winston isn't doing anything"
>I grit my teeth and switch
>No idea how to play Rein
>Keep getting farmed by Tracer
>Team doesn't help
>Keep dying
>They ask me to switch off Rein again (they never switch btw)
>Go Zarya
>Haven't played her since S4
>Don't do well
>We lose
>I lose 33 SR
Never switching off my mains again
Why would I be a "team player" when I could have stayed on Winston and lost ~22 SR instead?
>>184426467
A lot of players are leaving OW, they are fucked either way.
>>184426597
I saw you posted this in the other thread and I had hoped you wouldn't retry but yet here you are.
>>184426872
The sooner the eSport scene dies, the sooner OW will be saved.
>>184426258
Big wet ones when I see the kill feed filled with death blossom
>>184426975
what does this have to do with esports?
Esports is dead baby
>>184427021
The playerbase, in order to save it, they need to listen to what the playerbase wants, and not some fatass streamer begging for buffs for his main.
>>184426975
>boring repetitive game
>barely any esports scene
Nothing can save this game, only waifus
>>184426467
at first I thought that ice cream was a pregnancy test, would have been hotter desu
>>184427065
That's why eSports needs to die.
Overwatch needs stuff like mods and user-made content, not muh competitive balance or some shit like that.
>>184427064
Uh... Jeff said he balances the game based on Quick play. That's the main playerbase.
In fact Blizzard does not listen to the pros.
Examples: Horizon map was lauded by pro players as the worst thing to happen as it went against every suggestion or feedback they had given.
Dive meta has been going on for 4 months which is killing ranked and compet so why havent they done anything?
Jeff said he does not want the game revolved around Ranked and does not want to encourage it, stating Golden Guns were the biggest mistake as he realized main playerbase doesnt like ranked.
So instead you have a very casual game which you claimed would save it. Which one is it?
>>184427150
You are right, I hate compet aspect of OW. The game is too casual. I'd rather just have map maker and more freedom just like in TF2. It's not meant for anything competitive as the game is literally a badly balanced version of TF2 randomizer game mode.
>>184425802
>>184426570
mei will soon be my wife!
>>184426597
>gold elims on winston
>meaning anything
nigga monkey farms elims like junkrat charges zaryas
>>184427228
>In fact Blizzard does not listen to the pros.
You know for a fact that's a lie, Jeff is a useless fuck who knows nothing about videogames and only listens to what personalities say, and the changes reflect that.
It's eSports ruining another multiplayer game all over again.
Put down the eSports scene, fire Jeff.
There, I saved Overwatch.
>>184427337
Your statement contradicts itself.
>>184427337
>Game has 6 events in one year used to milk playerbase out of money
>esports is killing it, goy!
ok
>"T-the game is i-impossible to balance ADD PONY SKINS"
Found the TF2 players.
>>184427443
Yes, of course it is the eSport scene, because the balance of the game is made entirely around that due to the fact that Jeff is a talentless hack.
Plus, when it dies, no one is going to miss it but 10 year olds, so who cares.
>>184427487
Pretty much.
>>184427474
1 bn revenue from skins isn't something to laugh at.
Expect pony skins
>>184427337
>Jeff is a useless fuck who knows nothing about videogames
Obviously, you are a newfag and know nothing about Jeff. Stop posting and kys.
>>184427681
I know he has left WoW in a laughable state and then he went on to showing how he has absolutely, fuck all idea about balancing in Overwatch.
>>184426245
>double genji
>double lucio
>double winston
>genji instakill still in the game
>winston barrier unnerfed
Best meta ever.
I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD
>>184427681
>>184427781
>Jeff complains about bad design during his LoS years.
>Becomes a quest maker instead for WoW
>Becomes a quest maker for Titan later
>Titan is shit
>Becomes lead developer charged with fixing Titan and making it a FPS.
>Brags later on about how he keeps shutting down other employees balance ideas even though he usually excuses himself from criticism by saying that he's just the face of Overwatch.
This is the definition of being a talentless hack.
He played MMOs, not Quake.
>>184426872
Any proof besides "That guy who streams ovw for a year as a full time job"?
WAKE ME UP
>2nd dps on team says im to hard to carry
>get POTG
>calls me shit
>get 55% elim part card
>still calls me shit
>has over 1200hours in OW and is diamond
>still says hes 100times better then me
>que up for some 1v1s
>get him
>lmao jk just qued for next match and got him on my team again
>lose
>>184427886
>giving (you)s to regular shitposters
>>184426872
OWL will save it.
>play after work.
>get matched with kids who start bitching as soon as we lose an egagement
>they can't aim for shit and refuse to think that they might be doing something wrong
>don't understand teamwork
>off sick work one day
>everyone is a bro
>great teamwork
>enjoyable games, even when we lose its fun and everyone is super chill
I just want to be a neet
>>184427935
You should always go Torb at these situations
>>184427935
Hey if it makes you feel better the enemy isn't doing too good in regards to team comp either.
>>184428049
No, hopefully it will finish it off.
They have that Battlegrounds turd to latch on to, so maybe they can go ruin that game instead.
>>184428059
yea neet hours are usually better
>>184427886
Doomfist actual release only had an activity spike for 90 mins then the playerbase went back to normal.
This is highly unusual.
Korean Gametrics showed that OW has almost lost 50% of it's active playerbase since Jan.
From 25% to 16% reign vs Other games in Korea.
Then you have the fact that OW no longer gets exposure from articles. They dont advertise the game anymore so it's just gonna go downhill. Most of the articles written about Overwatch today is about OW League drama or some Hero release every 4 months.
Playoverwatch.com (The main site for logging in or visiting forums) has 200-400k unique visitors a month.
>>184425714
Who /ADVANCED LUCIO/ here?
https://twitter.com/OverwatchEU/status/891689857415659521
>>184428226
>Useless shit nobody will ever do
>>184428158
I've found after 8pm to be safe enough, anything before then is just too risky
>>184428226
I'd rather be ratboy imo
Would a death match mode make this game better? Add it to the main play menu and change quickplay to competitive practice.
>>184428431
Sudden death is more fun imo.
Deathmatch is just annoying in OW as it feels like visual clutter maxed to extreme.
>>184428431
>6v6 elims style like tf2
>best of 16
>only 2 per category to help stop troll picks
>will auto pick from one of the unchosen category
>offense/defense count as the same category
>release 4 maps to comendate the new game mode
> well have a control point cap to avoid camping for long peroids of time
>1 health pack for both sides
>mega in the middle
Anything else im missing
Post your rare Meis!
Okay, It's teach me! corner time, because apparently I still have no idea what I'm doing.
I found out that I'm pretty useful as D.va so I finally decided to try them rank games.
But I met some people that POLITELY INSISTED that D.va needs to be constantly healed and I'm a huge faggot for flying around like a mosquito, DM'ing teammates that went out too far and potshotting people from high places. My role is supposedly in the team centre, unloading shotguns and eating ults, while getting constant heals.
And I'm fucking confused, because whatever I'm doing It clearly works. I even got into gold!
Then again, If I'm doing It wrong, I'm willing to learn
>>184428778
>playing dva
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>184428813
What's wrong with her?
Bougth the game early this year but I havent played since early May.
Perhaps this was simply not the game for me?
>>184428778
if you are playing D.va now you should minimum end up in Diamond
If not you are playing her wrong
>>184427935
I won a game in masters this morning where we had no tanks and one healer.
>>184428720
>>184428778
You're both right.
D.Va is meant to chase, but she also needs to be able to do her tanking role, this is why her mobility is so simple and effective, it allows her to chase/capitalize and then get back to her team ASAP.
You're doing it wrong as D.Va if you're constantly away from the team, but you're also not making the most of her if you just play her like Reinhardt.
The degree to which you want to be flying around with her will vary based on your team composition as well (namely how constantly you can be healed and what other tanks your team may have).
>>184428720
ok!
>>184429057muh
>>184429391
guys is it a waste of my xim4 if I main Reaper?
>>184429475
anon stop, a man's dick can only handle so much.
>>184429783
Sorry, I will stop now.
>>184428720
Reminder that Doomfist is Roadhog 2.0 with a 4 second cooldown instead of a 6/8.
>>184428720
>>184429041
>>184429475
>>184429917
Why must we endure the eternal pain of the fact that Mei will never be real?
>>184429917
Please don't
>>184430071
They're pretty similar for how bullshit 1hko they are. I'd be okay with a bit of a nerf to the punch if they did something with his really weird primary fire.
>>184430071
>melee is the same as ranged
Reminder that you are fucking retarded.
>open up overwatch expecting nice calm menu theme
>loud doomfist coon tunes blares instead
There should really be a developer update addressing the state of the game right now.
The game had an awesome launch and to see it look like a piece of shit right now is just sad.
>>184430465
>rocket punch
>not ranged
>>184427935
>silver healing
how?
>>184430071
Doomfist tends to require a wall for the one-shot, while Hog only needed to aim good.
>An omnic on the moon is not so special
>There are more robots than humans in space
Anyone else find Zenyatta mildly sinister? He doesn't really have many openly hostile lines but it's like the connotations of what he says make it vaguely aggressive
>>184430760
Yes and there are walls everywhere in this game.
>>184430594
>oneshot that brings you to the target
>oneshot that brings target to you
kys
>>184428969
Masters is glorified bronze
>>184430798
>Pain is an excellent teacher.
>>184431069
t.3499 diamond
>>184425881
Methylamine barrel from Breaking Bad
>download highlight on lowest settings
>20mb
is there a way to make it smaller?
>>184430148
>you will never make slow, sensual love to her
life truly is cruel.
>>184431375
20mb is very small for a video, Anon. And the only settings in OWs highlight system that would change the filesize of the export is resolution and frame rate. The others you can probably put as high as you want to just make the render quality of the game good for when it's recording.
If you want to post stuff here, you want to take the video file you got from the game and convert it to non-sound webm of filesize less than 3MB. The easiest way to do this is use Webm Converter/Webm for Retards, which will let you set a max filesize and preferred resolution.
>>184428226
>ywn have a cute british lesbian gf
fuck
game needs more one shot heroes. come on. wtf are you doing blizz?
>>184431697
Somalian RPG hero when?
>>184431385
>ywn be cuddling her in bed one night, then start to slowly feel her breasts and kiss her, initiating sex that is both amazing and very intimate.
>>184431681
thank you, anon.
Characters that are perfectly balanced:
Winston
Zarya
Lucio
Zenyatta
Sombra
Pharah
Soldier: 76
Reaper
Torbjorn
Symmetra
Reinhardt
Widowmaker
Mei
Orisa
Bastion
Genji
Characters that could use a tiny buff:
Ana
Junkrat
McCree
Roadhog
Characters that need to be nerfed:
D.va (DM)
Mercy (can't res from spawn)
Tracer
Doomfist (1hko punch)
Hanzo (scatter arrow only)
>>184431681
>20mb is very small for a video, Anon.
That's the fucking problem, why does it save it as a video file? Why does this game still not have a demo system like every other fucking multiplayer game?
>>184425714
God damn, Jeff is an alpha
>>184431912
Wow ok, that hit home really hard for some reason.
>>184425714
if jeff can get that then i can too!
>>184431976
Because it's a system for exporting highlights to post them elsewhere, not a replay system.
>>184431974
>Mercy (can't res from spawn)
I got news for you....
Can anyone explain to me why the fuck does res exist in its current form?
It's a support defensive ultimate, much like Zenyattas trans and lucios barrier, except while those two also deny value from enemy ultimates - they have definitive counters, stopping them from doing so.
You can nade people who are inside trans to stop them from getting healed, and you can EMP lucio barriers away(Or just shoot through them, they are not as tough against, say, Nano Visor)
Res doesn't have a definitive counter, besides just "Not using ultimates", in which case you probably can't win a point, simply because enemies aren't as restricted.
Like, what the actual fuck. Not only does she literally steal your ultimates used in a fight - she also can get that ability faster than ANYONE else in the game.
How is that good gamedesign? Who though this was a good idea?
They only thing stopping a healbot from completely shitstomping the ladder is the existence of dive.
>>184431974
From what I've seen playing as her (in Mystery Heroes), the rez can't be used in spawn nowadays.
>>184432317
>n anyone explain to me why the fuck does res exist in its current form?
>It's a support defensive ultimate, much like Zenyattas trans and lucios barrier, except while those two also deny value from enemy ultimates - they have definitive counters, stopping them from doing so.
>You can nade people who are inside trans to stop them from getting healed, and you can EMP lucio barriers away(Or just shoot through them, they are not as tough against, say, Nano Visor)
>Res doesn't have a definitive counter, besides just "Not using ultimates", in which case you probably can't win a point, simply because enemies aren't as restricted.
>Like, what the actual fuck. Not only does she literally steal your ultimates used in a fight - she also can get that ability faster than ANYONE else in the game.
>How is that good gamedesign? Who though this was a good idea?
>They only thing stopping a healbot from completely shitstomping the ladder is the existence of dive.
the same reason right click on dva deletes ultimates.
>>184431974
>Mercy
>Nerf
lmoa, shes already the most team reliant champ there is outside of Rein, but even he has options to get his ass in action. she needs all she can get at this point.
>>184431974
Ana does not need a buff, doomfist does not need a nerf.
Other than that - yeah, pretty much fair.
>>184432317
They need to just remove Mercy, no other hero is a bigger attractor of do-nothing fucking retards and no-brained women casuals.
I see fucking level 600+ plat players who got carried the entire way there by pressing shift and clicking M1.
Just completely 100% overhaul her into not being a useless piece of shit for fat tumblr pigs.
>>184431974
If you nerf Tracer even a tiny bit you send her straight to the dumpster. Just buff her counters.
>>184432415
she's the mechanist from bl2, made for chads to get their braindead girlfriends to play the game.
>>184432436
You mean her one counter, McCree?
>>184432382
But for D.va to delete your ultimate she must be in a pretty close range, where with enough coordination you can cuck her out of her mech and freely roam for about half a minute.
To get a good res, mercy must hide, just abandoning her job as a main healer.
So, d.va puts herself into the face of a threat, mercy instead avoides threat by all costs.
I really don't want to discuss whether DM is broken or not, it doesn't bother me as much as res existing.
I feel like dropping rank just have fun with gengu, he's really fun in quickplay but i just get rekt whenever i try to play him at diamond
>>184432384
All she can get is my dick up her throat.
A hero this easy to play should not be this effective.
Why do shitters complain so much about Mercys rez? You do realise she cant rez if shes dead?
>b-but she was hiding!
Dont use all your ultimates then dum dum
>>184432712
because you can't counter it when she's hiding halfway across the map
>>184432535
Torbjörn keeps Tracer in check prwtty hard if his turret's in a good spot, but his giant hitbox makes him easy Tracer fodder if caught with his pants down. He needs something new to be more viable and not throw tier.
>>184432436
Blizzard never fucking buffs counters to balance because that'd be too complicated of an endeavour for them to fulfill. It's far easier for them to just nerf and buff randomly like a caveman smashing their club into anything they dislike.
People complain Roadhog oneshots shitter casuals?
SMASH
People complain McCree players with good aim fuck up Pharah?
SMASH
People complain Orisa is useless?
SMASH
People complain Bastion has almost 0% pickrate in any competitive rank?
SMASH
Doomfist is going to get fucking destroyed into uselessness because he can pick off stupid slow =<200 HP heroes which means the shit-covered baby casual magnet Mercy and moronic tunnel vision Ana players.
The game lives off event to event, all the characters they'll add from now on out will be shitskins, fags, or retards, and it likely makes double the amount that it's ever made in sales on the lowest common denominator of consumerist virtue-signalling cattle funneling their barista/table-wipe money into worthless literal skinner-boxes.
>>184432712
>How do I counter X
>Just kill it, lOl!
And
>Put yourself at constant disadvantage fighting without using ults
>Without enemies having to commit anything
Are signs of brilliant gamedesign.
>>184432846
Do you really think a character that can one shot any squishy with an ability with a hitbox as wide as a fucking bus is balanced?
>>184432846
Good.
Overwatch will help to kill this industry once and for all.
>be tracer
>killing mercy whenever possible
>reaper who hasnt done shit all game starts bitching about our lack of dps and saying he is the only one doing anything
>ive been the only one harrassing and killing the backline
Scoreboard when?
Where did all the snowfriends go?
>>184432983
I've had no trouble with them because I'm not a slackjawed fucking retard who primarily plays phone games.
>>184432778
Then you have a window of time to kill her before she is in rez range
>>184432857
Maybe you should get some gamesense and stop pressing Q whenever its available
>It's a /owg/ tries to balance the game episode
as tracer i only have 4 seconds to kill doomfist before he kills me
have to bait out his fist that has a wider cone than reins charge
i need another blink
>>184433078
hey i take offense to that and even i know not to fucking get in melee range of we wuz kangs
>>184433079
So you're saying the only way to counter res is to not use ultimates, which is fucking ridiculous for a game where ult-usage is centric to the game.
>>184432983
If you can't avoid a 1.5 second "I'm a stationary target" charge - then that's on you.
If he outplayed you by getting close enough and uppercutting you while you have no escapes - that's on you.
Roadhogs hook combo was complained about because it allowed for very little self-defense apart from staying out of range, and while yes, he was sort of balanced in high elo - all the lower rating were shitstomped by him.
Doomfist literally lets you shoot at him for good one to two seconds, before commiting to a charge.
>when your team makes the enemy team rage and throw because you did so well
>>184433126
Shut up and chip in. It's not like there's any subject left to talk about
How about that spider shimada sniper tank girl who also heals in bursts?
>>184433057
I'm here anon
>>184433218
REMOVE THE FUCKING INVULN SO I CAN FUCKING CANCEL IT WHEN SHE IS REZZING. SHE CAN ALREADY REZ WHILE OUT OF SIGHT SO SHE DOESNT NEED A FUCKING INVULN
DOOMFIST HAS MORE MOBILITY THAN GENJI
EVERY ABILITY STUNS YOU
HE HAS A ONE SHOT KILL
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS BALANCED BLIZZARD REEEEEEEEEEE
>>184433079
>Maybe you should get some gamesense and stop pressing Q whenever its available
Wow, you're some new kind of special, aren't you?
>>184433293
because its DOOMFEEEST
>>184433163
Just keep blinkng through and under him
people who play him are braindead so its not hard to confuse them
>>184433293
>DOOMFIST HAS MORE MOBILITY THAN GENJI
No he doesn't
>EVERY ABILITY STUNS YOU
No, they do not
>HE HAS A ONE SHOT KILL
Hanzo has a one shot kill. Widow has a one shot kill. Rein has a one shot kill. It's nothing new.
Calm down.
>>184433029
Never because it'd promote "toxicity" which basically means anything that promotes competitiveness in the community needs to be neutered. This game is going to die after people start feeling their event skins are worthless and no longer as exclusive as they before thought.
People will wear the shittiest ugliest thing if it's rare just to show off how rare and unique of a sight they are to have it. This is why the majority of the playerbase comes back to events: for a chance at what they see as rare and exclusive skins. They can even know it'll come back around next year and still think like this but I guarantee that spell is going to fade the second the summer games hit, Blizzard dug its own grave by having their shitty skins return rather than just put out new ones and have the old ones remain "rare".
Unless they overhaul their game so that every hero is viable in 1v1 against any other hero, fix every single map so it isn't a piece of linear shit, and figure out how to put more than 5 game modes in Arcade at one time they're going to drop like a rock. That's what you get for investing in retards.
>>184433293
You can hit him with all pellets of dvas shotgun from 20 meters away
He's so slow after he skills it's a death serene
Yet another prime target for reaper. Just remember to fucking juke his punch or you are dead. Just like hog hook
ME OOGA ME SHOOT ENEMY TEAM
ME KILL PEOPLE ME OOGA
MERCY REZ ENEMY TEAM
MERCY BOOGA MERCY BOOGA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEERERREEEEEE
REMOVE REZ SO I CAN OOGA
>>184433450
Triggered mercymain tries to ruin thread, gets shit on: The Movie
>>184433430
>just like hog hook
I don't have the thinking emoji picture on this computer but I would post it right now
>>184433450
Stay on the forums, Blizzdrone.
>>184433450
He, don't quit the conversation into an autistic screeching, that's impolite.
MOMMY MOMMY ME PRESS Q
ME KILL LOT OF PEOPLE
MOMMY MOMMY MERCY PRESS Q ALSO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ONLY ME ALLOWED TO PRESS Q
the guy oin doomfist is lagging
>>184433658
deja fucking vu
We've had this same exact discussion down to the same exact posts before, this is fucking "I love Ice Cream" level.
>>184433658
all these epic mercy main r cracking me up :)
>>184432648
Thats not very nice
Why dont we just gut Winston, Symmetra, Rein and Reaper at that point for being easy but effective
I love how plats and golds call everyone silver. And low diamond call everyone plat. If you actually were high rank you wouldn't remember plat and silver are a thing
>>184433776
t.3501
mercy mains are like italians
too loud and their opinions don't matter
>>184433293
I used an uppercut against a charging Rein, and I can tell you that it doesn't stun.
MOMMY MOMMY I WRITE THAT MERCY Q PRESS TO STRONG
MOMMY MOMMY SOMEBODY DISAGREE
ME CALL HIM MERCY MAIN
MOMMY MOMMY ARE YOU PROUD OF YOUR GOOD BOY
>>184433771
>THIS easy
>THIS effective
This's are there for a reason
>>184433927
holy shit, you're autistic, go shit up another discussion forum somewhere else
>>184433927
found a perfect website for you
go to your address bar and type
www.reddit.com/r/mercymains
you can jerk off other mercy mains about how res is balanced there and you can stop posting in our general and never come back
>>184433776
t. Silver Junkrat main
>>184433927
>>184433658
Holy shit, what a meltdown
>>184433163
Doomfist vs Tracer is really fun though, no matter who you're playing. It always comes down to outplaying the enemy hard.
ME WRITE STUFF
SOMEBODY DISAGREE
I TELL THEY TO GO TO REDDIT
NOBODY BEAT ME IN ARGUEMENT
>>184433771
Winston is weak. He only works because the team makes it work
Sym is useless when people get gud aim
Reinhardt needs a buff. Sure he's ez but managing the shield knowing when to initiate and when you can ult is a neat depth to him
Reaper is indeed ez. Solo flanking reaper can kill anything at all or force them to retreat. Needing 2 flankers to take down 1 non agile flanker is no joke
>>184433510
It was intentional. Df is better that hog because he can be easily countered.
>lol just move out of the way of doomfist's punch, if you can't do that it's your fault
>move out of the way
>hitbox is a mile wide anyway
i pressed q and killed 3 people but then mercy pressed q too
wtf, how is this allowed?????
jeff pls nerf, im plat so i know what im talking about
>>184434134
We beat your argument and you're just screaming like a child because you can't counter our arguments. You lose the argument.
Make Mercy Res a projectile that Defense Matrix can delete.
>>184434162
>implying hook can't transcend physics and grab you with a light scratch
>implying df can tank and regen like hog
>>184434278
>implying df didnt just kill you
>>184428778
When I play DVa, I generally fly within 1 Boost distance from the main team, meaning that I can flank and disrupt the enemy team, but can get back in case there's a push from an unexpected direction and for healing.
>t. Platinum shitter
>we want the league fanbase
-Blizzard
>why is everyone so toxic
-also Blizzard
>>184434275
All it needs is LoS and some tell she's ready to ult
We are Savages.
We are always Lit.
We Are Powerful.
We prank people.
We Love reddit.
We love blizzard.
We are _____ mains
>>184434374
You should unironically be on their rear to confuse them and prevent them from seeing your dm until it's too late
>>184432382
Maybe you just shouldn't be a retard that doesn't know how to counter D.Va?
>Zarya
>Symm
>Bastion if she's by herself
>Mei with backup
Basically, git gud
>>184434487
mercy
>>184434487
Slapl mains
>>184434487
Shimada>
>>184434487
hanzo
>>184434487
Roadhog
Mercy
Lucio
All defense heroes
Genji
Zenyatta
Sombra
>>184434245
>>184434134
>>184433927
>>184433658
>>184433450
>>184433293
Someone please make an image out of this screeching. It's beautiful.
just give ana the ability to headshot to be honest family
>>184434586
The last one isn't me though
>>184434649
Unrealistic
I'd honestly allow her scope to charge for 50% more heal/damage
>>184432712
Bait out rez 1 ult at a time if you can find her if she waits too long part of her team will start respawning. The biggest problem is coordinating your teams. That's why mercy is a better pick until master's/GM.
Show us your healer/support ideas
>>184433870
t. 4001 peak, current 3300
>>184434732
A spy omnic. He's working with current Overwatch (Winston, Tracer, Genji etc.) and giving them info on what the god AIs and other major players on the omnic side of the Omnic Crisis are doing or planning.
An aura based hero like Lucio, but based on turrets rather than the characters position. Heavily focused on recon.
The auras would have a set amount of healing (maybe 10 per second) AND give wallhacks (but also inform people if they're visible due to this with a DETECTED warning). Range of about 15m (so a little more than current Lucio). The character can place up to 4 of them, and auras can stack.
The turrets themselves could be placed on walls and ceilings like Sym turrets, and would look something like security cameras. The auras would go through walls, meaning that once you notice the enemy team has the effect somewhere, you know the turret is in that general vicinity and have to find it.
Their primary weapon would be a small silenced pistol. 16 rounds per reload, rapid fired like Mercy/D.Va gun, and deals 20 damage per shot or 60 for headshots.
Secondary ability would be a gas grenade that would give a damage over time effect to any enemy it hits. They take 10 damage a second for 10 seconds AND will transfer this effect to enemy allies they get within 5 metres of.
Ultimate would be boosting all turrets to 2.5x healing and having two damaging enemy+healing ally boosted aura turrets appear on the character.
>>184434732
See the shimada spider sniper tank girl that do burst healing up there
Anyone remember the Hammond leaks?
>On attack
>Genjis/Tracers meekly shoot round choke corners at shields
>Reins never charge, just sit there getting shield melted
>Winstons tickle tanks, when he does jump in it's directly onto a Mercy pocketed Bastion
>Supports like Ana never aggressive nading or sleeping
>Mercy not tempo rezzing
>Lucio sitting in yellow aura for the rest of the game after he speeds us from spawn
>Switch to defense
>Team plays hyper aggressive, starts scattered around enemy spawn for le epic picks, eventually 1 dies and enemy team easily pushes to point
I will absolutely never understand this. Hanamura and Vodka I'm looking at you, this happens way too often
Coming from Fighting Games I have never seen a more cancer comp scene than this game, I play in Plat and the people are fucking inufferable, I can only imagine the sheer cancer of the League community
>>184435015
Fighting games have the advantage of it being 1v1 instead of having to deal with a whole team of potential autists.
>playing at shit tier diamond
>teammates want to play dive with pro comp
>lucio and zen are not enough to keep everyone alive because tanks and flankers take too much damage
>we fail all the time but nobody wants to change anything because pros do this
why the fuck do solo queue low ranks think they are equal to pros?
I wanna fuck Widowmaker
I wanna fuck Mei
I wanna fuck Mercy
I wanna fuck Bastion
>>184435739
Get in line
>>184435668
back off she's mine
>>184435739
no, me.
>fill healer
>pick Mercy because it fits the team comp
>team makes a push then all dies to D.Va ult when I have 75% res
>hear "nice mercy, cant even res" from someone who sounds 9 years old
>it was the Soldier instapicker
>he keeps doing it every time they die and I'm unable to res
>now arriving at horizon lunar colony
post yfw
>>184436018
>being in voice chat
>>184435864
but I'm at the front already...
REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN
>get tired of filling as an off-support into an obligatory mercy
>start picking mei, because that's what I do when I'm tilted
>walling healsluts when they dash to res is so satisfying
>mfw discovered new main by being toxic
>>184436018
just leave voice chat whenever you hear a squeaky "hello team"
literally makes the game 10x more fun
>>184435668
>>184435739
>>184435839
>>184435860
http://www.strawpoll.me/13583737
You can pick only one.
>>184434909
I know the feeling. My team has actually threatened to throw because I say stuff like "guys don't go all the way to their spawn let's hold them at the choke." Always get someone going FUCK YOU YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO and trying to 1v6.
>>184436053
>>184436230
I don't mind if they're saying hello. It's not the fact he's a kid that bothered me.
It's that he's a kid, had a mic, and only ever used it to sarcastically say "nice mercy" because I couldn't fix his shitty plays.
When 2070 comes around, and assuming the progress of science is going at the same pace currently, which hero do you think will be the most plausible to exist?
>>184434732
Anura
An augmentated psychic with 2 drones.
Her primary weapon is a psycho blaster that channel her psychic power into psychic bolts.
She can attach one drone to a friend for 10 sec. and if health is below 50% will give healing or if above 50% health shoot on the same target/spot.
Or attache one drone to an enemy which will be marked for 8 sec. If the enemy is below 50% health the drone will slow the enemy. If above 50% will drain them of health.
Her secondary is a marking hit. If hit with this one shot, the drones will shoot a stun from where ever they are in a straight line, hitting whatever is in the way.
Ultimate is psychic death rain. The drones will fly to an market area and release a rain of psychic bolts, slowing and hiting enemies.
>>184436239
>bastion
way to throw the poll
>>184435015
You would think "me ooga team booga" is bad in overwatch but its tame and understandable compared to fucking league of legends.
In league you fucking have to buy the specific heroes you want before you can play them and in their ranked system you queue specifically for the role you want to play and matchmaking will match you with enough people so you have your designated meta comp team.
People fucking clock hundreds of hours on a hero there and still fucking dont understand the basics of the game and if you thought genji and hanzo were bad because all the edgelord children that flock to them HALF THE FUCKING LEAGUE ROSTER is edgelord xxNarutoxx bait.
At least in overwatch even if its a loss because me ooga team booga i can at least still get kills and not have to deal with the whole retarded moba leveling system where items/levels > fighting ability
>>184436369
8/10 times if they're a kid and you're losing someone's getting flamed
kids are just too stupid and since you can't punch them through the internet there's no solution except muting them
>>184436524
shut up
>Pick reaper
>press a button on my mouse
>win
>>184435860
I wanna be fucked by bastion with his piston
>>184430798
That's because the nature of the universe / life may seem vaguely aggressive / dark even though it isn't. Zen just speaks for what things are.
>>184436524
Well, out of those three Bastion is the best waifu
I wannadateTracer!
I hear Jeff and Chu are constantly at each other's throats.
Mercy mains are cute. Cute!
>>184436987
who from?
>>184437038
I can tell you i'm not cute anon. I'm kinda chubby and I have a beard and long hair. I look like an homeless man.
>>184437038
If cute is retarded for "stupid and useless" then yes, indeed they are.
>>184437038
I want a Mercy main GF and I want to kiss her on the Lips!
>ywn be under bloo girls heels
why even live ?
anons my friends play zenyatta and d.va. whos a good pick to compliment them?
feels good when your team is decent and you don't feel like you have to try super hard
>>184437291
I've asked myself the same, why would I keep living if I know that she'll never suffocate me with her ass?
I just don't have the courage to end it all, so I keep going..
>gold one trick Sym on our team runs straight into the enemies solo only to get her shit pushed in
I guess you CAN see the subtle differences in each rank, in gold that might have worked but plats just bullied her like no tomorrow for doing a dumb act.
Honestly the best wife of Overwatch is a tie between Mei and Mercy.
I'd probably prefer Mei in the long run, but either seems 10/10
Power Rankings for wife materiel
Mei (10/10, would read a book with her)
Mercy (10/10, nanomachines to make us stay young forever, german accent)
Pharah (Solid wife, would force me to work out with her all the time though)
Tracer (lesbian, but would be cool if straight :I)
Widowmaker (if she doesn't murder me in my sleep)
Dva (Cute, but that's about it)
Sombra (Seems like she would be more invested in hacking than a relationship)
Symmetra (weird face)
Zarya (I like muscle, but not that much)
Ana (she's 40 years older than me)
>>184437765
>can't even spell material
>picks mei
retard
>>184437765
Mei is fat and her face isn't that beautiful
>>184437765
>Dva (Cute, but that's about it)
You don't want a wife that can wreck your shit at video games?
>>184437858
Who's the best than?
I'm currently doing this run in Miitopia and it's some seriously fun shit.
>>184436942
Me too, anon. Me too.
I wannakillMei!
>>184437765
Mercy - basic bitch, most likely a dead fish in bed
Mei - fat
Tracer - annoying carpet muncher
Pharah - autistic
Symmetra - autistic but 10/10 body
Widow - literally a frozen dead fish
Dva - annoying as fuck. Would fuck if her mouth was gagged though
Sombra - would fuck, probably a freak 9/10
Zarya - haha, no
Ana - 10/10 best waifu would lick her sweat and babysit her children while she's out doing soldier things. Also would cook her dinners and keep her bed warm while she tells me about the good old days and the fights her superiors are constantly getting into
Reminder that Sombra is best girl.
>>184425876
Throw politicians into burn pits. Build a fukken wall around the encroaching 40% line! Resettle genetic aliens to the Mediterranean again!
>>184438701
why are anafags always this fucking obnoxious
>>184436987
>there’s a lot going on in Overwatch right now where I think that the story in players’ heads is often even cooler than what we can deliver to them
Based Jeff
who thought adding this was a good idea?
i just played him and he's the easiest dps by far, but you can do so much more damage and have a get out of jail free ult
>>184437472
Look at those besties
stop this stressful doomfist music pls im trying to chill out
>>184439084
tales of bronze
>>184438701
>>184438735
Sombra probably doesn't even do anal.
Which nationalities do you hate to play with the most?
For me, it's the French, Spanish and slavs
>>184439021
At least he isn't enforcing Ana76 and making giant shit posts. That was even more obnoxious.
>>184437472
why did you make that image go through so much shit?
what determines how many of these you get?
>>184439084
He still has to get in, as a melee character in an FPS, and if he dives in with Rising Upper > Seismic, he has two abilities on cooldown and has to make something happen because he's got no escape. I think he's perfectly balanced, he's strong but not too strong, he has clear disadvantages and a good amount of counters.
I don't think there is any one character in this game, bar Mercy, who needs anything drastic done to them. 90% of the problems in OW are due to the game's system.
>>184438735
Best thing about Sombra is that whenever Reaper reconciles with Jack and Ana she will come along or at the very least stay in contact with him.
She'll never give him any peace.
>>184439278
win 10
draw 3
lose 0
>>184439278
its a mystery many have sought but none have found
when's the next event
>>184439182
Of course not, beaners eat all kind of things that makes anal disgusting and messy.
>>184439591
the 2nd, hopefully
>Fun to play
Tracer
Sombra
>Not fun to play against
torb
symmetra
hanzo
mei
Lucio
junkrat
just about ready to quit overwatch... its no fun to play against bots and luck based hero's, mei and lucio don't fit in either category but holy shit they make an other wise fun game into cringe fest. top it all off with fucked up ranking system and matchmaking from hell + toxic fan base and im ready to uninstall once i find a new FPS. The hunt is on.
>>184439021
Mary sue lorewise so they have to go "best girl" because she da best at everything and pretty much everyone loves her. gameplay wise they bring it on themselves for making what should be a simple job way more hassle and stress than it needs to be while gambling thdir teams success further, all while getting pissy because they do shit like sleep dart a target everyones focusing then screech about it
Hacker bean cute. Cute!
>>184439203
Just French because they're the only ones that refuse to speak English.
I'm tired of all the Ana wank in the lore. It's funny because usually I don't care about lore but it seems like Ana was the greatest of all time at everything with no flaws and it's pretty obnoxious.
>>184439675
i have so much fun as sombra
my sr has tanked and idgaf
why do so many of my opponents leave duel when i'm leading like 3-0 or 4-0
let me have my full victory god damn it
>>184439750
>posts anime girl with sombra features
>sombra is cute!
mongoloid
>>184439443
I NEED TO BREED THE WIDOWMAKER
>you are diamond dps and get to masters
>a lot of people there are better at dps than you
>you only know how to play dps and occasional wangston
hwat do
>>184439859
Sombra is plenty cute in game though.
hello where are the leaked skins?
>>184440176
shut up the event starts tomorrow
>>184440014
M E R C Y
E
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C
Y
>>184439995
>you will never get bullied and humiliated by her
Doomfist, the most anticipated new character, was released four days ago and already nobody fucking cares.
How dead is this game?
>>184440206
so could you direct me to the leaks please?
>>184440247
no one cares til his comp release dummy
>>184440220
>ywn anything by anyone
>>184440247
>not available in comp
>QP is especially useless now
might as well be still on PTR
>>184440247
That's what three weeks of PTR will do to any new feature.
PTR was a mistake.
>>184440206
Wishful thinking
>>184440538
>S-Stylosa says so!
>>184440014
get stuck because you can't play enough heroes like you're supposed to.
Why do people hump this thread all day with meaningless posts about their waifu's, dont you have anything to fucking say for yourself other than
"uurrrh duurh dis hero makes muh naughty parts tingle" for fucks sake at least stop using the same pictures over and over in every thread.
>>184428720
>tfw i'm pretty sure i devalued a lot of the rare mei pictures by posting them a lot in here.
>>184440727
I wanna fuck DVa and Widow
Why are they so perfect together?
>>184439203
The French. Slavs are close 2nd.
>>184440727
>dont you have anything to fucking say for yourself other than
not really
i just want to cuddle with sombra
>>184440727
this game has so little depth there is nothing to discuss about the gameplay except lament how bad it is
that's why so large % of the thread content is waifufaggotry and other inane garbage
honestly this general feels more like it's for some single player RPG than a serious esport title
ded game, ded general
how could we let this happen bros
>>184439591
Did we have second summer games already? I kinda stopped following the game
>>184441132
people realised playing into a dive comp is the opposite of fun unless you're a braindead DVa or Winston main yourself.
As befitting her age and gender,Tracer has a brash, forward and aggressive personality. However, like most young males, she also has a secret fear of castration
>>184441206
We had it in january this year because Blizzard didn't want to make the southern hemisphere feel left out
>>184440727i huff my boyfriend's ripe ass irl
>>184440458
They could at least make it so your jewboxes and points carry over from the PTR, that would get more people playing it and the separation between PTR and live would be less.
>visit owg six months later
>cute mei pics everywhere
S-STOP! I CAN'T PULL OUT MY DICK IN A SCHOOL COMPUTER LAB!
>underage fag on genji
>keeps asking our doomfist to ult on torbjorn's turret because the little shit is too retarded to deal with it
>complains about it the entire game
>we lose while our zenyatta doesn't orb anyone or heal anyone
>casuals cry so hard blizz nerfs hog to meh tier
>doomfist can 1hko (every map is fucking corridors:the game, the chances of not hitting a wall are slim), it dosnt need to be very accurate, and has an (if not a true one) escape.
His only real balance is that he's vulnerable. Oh wait, hog had 2 self stuns and no armor. So when will people cry for his nerf? I can still shit on people and 1hko with his right click, but we all know blizz cares more about immediate gratification for sitters then long term implications of dedicated players.
>>184441526
but anon, its so small. no one would notice!
>>184441258
Tracer is a 14 year old boy
prove me wrong
>>184425714
That lowkey Breaking Bad T-shirt.
>>184441641
14 year old boys don't have hips like that or i'd already be in jail
You post is making me confused, anon. What are you trying to say?
>>184441614
>BBC
>Small
>>184441695
she's a 14 year old boy!
>>184441610
>be hog, drag enemy in front of me to kill him
>be df, must launch myself in the enemy team to get a kill
Also, if you miss the hook with roadhog, basically nothing happen to you, If you miss your charge with doomfist you are right beside an enemy.
>>184441782
meant for >>184441258
>>184441814
Wrong, I saw her pussy getting knoted by a dog once.
not sure which is worse - waifu posting or faggot posting
I'm diamond and I just beat a top500 Rein main in Duel 5-1 lmao
DPS masterrace reigns supreme
>>184442017
unless you're a faggot yourself the answer should be obvious
>>184442024
you are still diamond though
>>184442024
you're a diamond shitter and he's top 500. that's what I get from your post.
Overwatch's problem was that it followed up easily its least interesting hero (Orisa) with its least popular map type (CP) coupled with too many events. Events are nice, but they shouldn't happen so frequently it always feels like an event is going on. They need to focus on releasing more vanilla content, including cosmetics, and more stuff pertinent to the actual game. That Doomfist came so quickly is a good first step. I expect they'll follow up the hero release with a map release, but what they really need is to do is spice up the healer variety. It's been a year since we've had a healer, we're more than due for one.
If Blizzard wants to keep the game fresh and interesting, they should do it with new content, and make hero balancing ancillary or concurrent with new content releases. They've had more than enough time to "crawl", to use Jeff's analogy of "Crawl, Walk, Run" development process. They need to start walking now because unlike WoW, there's dozens of high-quality FPS releases every year that will take away from a year old game.
>>184441796
you never mentioned you werenthuman
This is your threestack for tonight, say hello!
>>184442256
Orisa would have worked if they released Orisa and Doomfist at the same time. Instead she's a literally who they just dropped in randomly who delayed the potential for another new hero for four months.
>>184442201
>>184442146
he's top 500 by holding down m2 at chokepoints nobody will give any credit for that
just like nobody respects GM mercy mains either
>>184441976
Boipussy*
He's a cute Girl! (male)
>>184442325
>>184442256
>its least interesting hero (Orisa)
i don't like orisa at all since she has no mobility whatsoever combined with getting slowed down from firing BUT she is still not a fucking symmetra or mercy
>>184442420Tracer's penis is the size of a middle finger.
>>184442374
>this is what dps instalock babbys actually believe
>>184442325
where's Tracey?
i didn't ask for this swiss bimbo
>>184442291
>mexican calling someone else non-human
Pablo pls.
>>184442420
Wrong! She is a cute Boy (female)!
>>184442420
Fucking degenerate, off yourself.
Tracey is a girl (girl), the cutest girl (girl).
150 ping managable? I mostly play 76/tracer
>>184442420
>>184442590
How about a compromise?
>>184442524
(S)he has a soft, tender, feminine cock!
>>184442642
i wouldn't want to play any fps with a ping higher than ~60ms
everything above 90ms is completely unplayable
personally i play on 25ms
>>184442348
Orisa is a cobbled together mess of worse versions other abilities in game. Her machine gun arm isn't as satisfying as Bastions. Her shield is smaller than Rein's and Winstons. Her Halt is Zarya's but less effective and not as easy to use. Her Fortify is a half-assed invuln that's not as useful as reaper's or mei's. Her ult is Mercy's beam but on more than one person.
>>184442807
Yeah, but she could have been good.
>>184442642
Tracey is a fucking mess with high ping.
after blinking it always pulls you back a little bit, it will get you killed a lot
>>184442751
Yea but EU is unplayable anyway.
>>184443056
must be something on your end
McCree
- reduced cooldown on roll
Torbjorn
- reduce critical hitbox
Bastion
- revert ironclad to 35% damage reduction
- tighten sentry spread
Hanzo
- reduce arrow hitbox
Reinhardt
- reduce charge cast time and cooldown
- new passive: reduced damage taken from back(?)
Orisa
- slight increased projectile speed
Mercy
- reduced range on healing and damage boost streams
- increased cooldown on guardian angel
- resurrection requires LOS, reduced cast time
just fuck my shit up /owg/
We'll never get a hero who uses fire since Blizzard won't show people burning in Overwatch, but how would a character who uses heat/plasma be?
>characters hit by the heat/plasma weapons glow a bit to show the effects until it wears off
>primary fire is a stream of plasma, uses the sound effect from the Martian Heat Ray from the 1953 War Of The Worlds movie
>secondary fire tags an enemy with a device for a few seconds that heats up their bodies and increases damage taken by 20%, if they have armor it instead reduces its effectiveness by 50% until its gone and the damage increase takes effect
>ability 1 places a device that superheats an area the diameter of Winston's barrier, dealing continuous damage to any enemy inside it
>ability 2 cauterizes an ally and prevents damage for a couple of seconds
>ultimate opens a vent in the ground that spews burning rocks in an area for several seconds
>>184441641
>>184441814
>>184442420
>>184442590
>>184442729
>>184442872
She needs no movement speed penalty on her primary fire.
Her Halt needs better visual information of where it is and who it will affect
Her ult needs more visual flair than just six mercy beams because that's lazy
Her shield and fortify are the only ones that work. Maybe her fortify could heal herself a small amount based on how much damage she receives instead of halving damage so she could have some self-sustain since she has no other movement.
>>184443284
>make hanzo even shittier
>Mercy in EVERY GAME
>Have to comb EVERY CORNER to find her lest she peek a boo and 5 man rez
>If you will her first she flies back for a rez, which is 10x worse on last 2cp with dive tank/stall hero spam
Make rez LoS
Double Radius
Reduce charge rate immensely. Like as slow as Zarya charge. Rez is the strongest ability in the game why is it so fucking fast to charge.
when's the next event coming?
i wanna save up blizz gold before I get fucked by drops
>>184443393
Fortify needs
-to be on a resource meter similar to Bastion's Self-Repair
-to block headshot bonus damage
And it would be perfect.
>>184443378
>implying tumblr wants the only lesbian to be a boy
this is just trapfags who have picked the most androgynous looking girl for their fetish.
>>184443393
Halt is absolutely fine the way it is.
Her gun needs a huge buff. Not only does she need to be able to fire it while moving normally, but the projectile speed itself has to be increased or the bloom drastically tightened. At the moment even top Orisa players can only hit 30% of their shits because the spray is so massive and the speed of the bullets are so slow.
I believe Fortify should just remove her critbox for its entire duration. This would be so important because her critbox is gigantic and she gets fucked up by everything because of it.
Her ult should unleash a shockwave when she slams it down, like in her highlight intro. Just to make it look sexier rather than "I put down superbongo and six beams come out of it."
>>184443530
That's a better idea
>>184443486
Never kill da bitch right away.
Kill at least one guy first and target resbot after.
In the worst case, cuck gonna blow it to save himself and will res only one.
>>184443668
There is nothing androgynous about Tracer's appearance though. She is clearly female.
>>184444097
You say that, but I know a lot of people who thought she was a boy when they first saw her. She's definitely the most androgynous of the girls.
>>184444097
simply false
>>184443708
The ult shockwave would be cool but would announce it's location immediately. Maybe instead of persistent LoS requirement it applies the buff through the shockwave to LoS allies since it would give more incentive to actually destroy the bongo
>>184444097
>trapcer
>female
>>184444258
That would work. Basically making it like Lucio's ult with damage instead of shields.
>>184444321
Yeah it would make it more impactful of an ult as well since at this point it's just a zoning annoyance and doesn't let the team push on it
>they will never be this happy again
>All of these fucking people wanted Role Queues for Overwatch
How else can the people that play this game fuck it up even more?
>>184444815
only shit bronzies where you actually get people who instalock 5 dps want it.
It's just a bad idea
>>184443264
mouthbreathing eastern yuros are certainly not on my end though
>>184444815
Role queues, bans etc coming after we get more heroes.implying the game wont be dead at that point lemao
>>184445258
>>184444926
>>184444815
Or maybe fucking fix the sr system so im not having to fucking pick between a -10 sr loss by not switching or switching heroes and the possibility of winning and getting +20 sr if i win or -30 if i lose cause i swapped heroes
>>184442325
I want to protect the Widow!
>>184445406
Bliz needs to figure out a non-gameable way to determine the MVP of the losing team and make them gain SR. That way people will still try because even if they know they'll lose they still have a chance to not waste their time for it
>>184445730
i like this idea
I've yet to meet someone who dislikes Zenyatta either as a character or how he plays
>inb4 influx of "I hate him"
Which Overwatch man is your dream daddy?
>>184445950
He's really inoffensive as a character. It helps that he's got absolutely no lore attached to him either.
>>184446062
Rein
>Less than 50 games left for gold gun
The closer I get the more stressed out I am about who to pick!
>>184445885
The only downside I can think of is that it will cause people to play selfishly and resent their teammates. Maybe to the point of sabotaging each other so they can get that MVP spot. But it would placate that despair you feel at the beginning of matches when you get Hanzo, Widow, and Ana picks right at start because if you still try hard enough, you can get something out of it
Tracey is a cute girl that likes to fuck other cute girls, please stop with these baseless accusations against her.
>>184445730
>>184446323
Personal performance affecting sr was a mistake desu.
>>184444787
I feel the most for Gabe desu
>>184445950
Omnics are scum and should not be trusted
>>184446062
There are already better-written and hotter VNs that weren't made as a meme
>>184446160
>>184446062
Ditto.
>>184446379
Personal performance affecting SR was made to counter smurfs
>>184446336
Tracey is cute both as a girl and as a boy.
to all the fag lords crying about mercy always have rez up...
STOP THROWING OUT CHIP DAMAGE EVERY FUCKING CHANCE YOU GET
thats the reason she has ult every 10 seconds you retards. but hey at least you got gold dmg done right?
i swear medals in this game inspire the most retarded antics out of people and then they feel the need to brag about it after.
>>184446062
>the story between Robert, Joseph, and Mary was literally just a bad Reaperx76 AU
It doesn't help that the writers and the lead artist are blatant, rabid, supporters of that ship.
>>184446645
But she's an actual girl, maybe you should bother about your own mental disorders before you try to force them on somebody else.
>>184446784
I'm not the trapfag though...
>>184446709
What if I want to build my ult too
I can't play this game in any mode without getting tilted anymore, quick match lets me see all the fucking awful design decisions you don't get to see in ranked like constant fucking wallhacks from a hanzo/widow which feel like complete dogshit to play against and then ranked is the dumb fucking dive comp of "oh lol sry u cant shoot me yet, check back in a bit when my zarya bubble and deflect has worn off" and nanoboosted dragonblading bubbled genji fucking your whole team
I can't remember the last time I just enjoyed the game
Do you think young Jesse was in love with Gabe?I absolutely do NOT thinks so, faggotry is disgusting and I only needed an excuse to post this picture
>enemy has classic skin + golden weapon
best boy, best girl, best friends
>>184446643
except it doesnt because it means smurfs will just pick shitter heroes to fuck around with as we have seen with shit like symmetra
>Have a 1HKO hero
>People hate playing against him
>Struggle to balance him for months and months
>Eventually nerf him so hard he isn't played at all
>Release another 1hko hero
>>184447029
all i see are 2 boys (female), anon
>>184446973
I wish McCree was a chick just because his hitbox would be smaller.
>>184446768
How was it a Reaper76 fanfic in any way when Jack and Ana are not and were never married, had no romantic feelings, and Gabe didn't give a shit about loving/fucking either of them? Is any MMF triangle a Reaper76 fanfic now?
>buy gold gun
>character is nerfed
>>184447143
Winston isn't a trap. Shut the fuck up.
>>184446973
McCree was an adult when he first met Gabe so that pic makes no sense at all.
>>184447107
I'm fine with it on doomfist because he has to put himself in a shit position to 1hko, instead of mr. piggy's 20m long instadeath
>>184432617
tfw I'm a top500 genji fucking around in plat-dia ranks
its WONDERFUL
>>184447143
You can tall shit about that dyke all you want but dont ever call my man Winston a mentally ill trap.
>>184447308
It makes senseto my dick
>>184447236
Just buy Tracer gold guns for a guaranteed unchanged toon.
>>184447308
I thought when he first met Gabe he was a teen.
>>184447327
Doomfist's instadeath has a janky hitbox and can get you from walls and around corners
I'd honestly rather have oldhog back instead of this shit
literally remove genji from the fucking game I hate this stupid fuck le mada mada xd aren't I so fucking cool double jumping around inside my zarya bubble cleaving your whole fucking team for 150 damage while taking 50% less
>>184447226
Hence why I said "bad".
Their personalities were supposed to be the same. It uses the overused concept of unrequited love that's in a lot of fan fiction with the two of them.
That's all really. I wasn't implying it was close to anything that's in the canon.
how many hours does it take untiil you git gud withSombra?
>>184447308
>McCree was an adult when he first met Gabe so that pic makes no sense at all.
Welcome to Overwatch fan "art". Hope you enjoy your stay.
>>184447327
Also it's fuckin hilarious when it happens on either side. The frying pan sound effect only makes it funnier
>>184447660
It's also still a lot of projecting. Not everything is a bad Reaper76 fanfic, a lot of times it's simply a love triangle.
>>184447507
He was a young-adult.
The kid in that pic looks 12.
>>184447815
>Not everything is a bad Reaper76 fanfic
It is when the lead artist and writer admit it to have have "influenced" his writing.
>>184447327
>Go into a room
>It has Doomfist in it
>90% chance i'm dead
>Be in a room
>Doomfist walks in
>90% chance I'm dead
Can it be played around? Sure. But it's the exact same shit that made playing against Hog so fucking unfun - you have to devote most of your attention to NOT dying to a single hero.
You are forced to constantly think about very careful positioning so that you don't end up in a shitty spot where he will one shot your ass.
Also OV is a game where a random kill can very easily decide a team fight so one shots usually have an insane impact.
>>184447308
he was 17 wasn't he
>>184446896
then dont fire untill you have a chance of killing some one, if you throw out random dmg its very small gain for you big gain for enemy healers.
play smart and deliberately.
>play hog
>hear doomfist charge his penor punch
>hook and kill his ass
who genius here
>People still make threads crying bitch tears about Hog nerfs on /v/
>>184447107
>>Struggle to balance him for months and months
There was nothing wrong stats wise about Roadhog.
>>184448032
its fucking retarded that they are just gonna continue to fucking release broken shit and then nerf later.
>>184447327
he doesnt even need to live afterward his whole job is charging the one important target and killing them which he can do in a split second which is why its retarded
>>184447981
>play mei
>hear him charge his sister fister
>ice wall and hear him bump against it
>>184447874
>fighting a melee offense hero in close quarters is dangerous
Whoda thunk
People need to get over the idea that situational advantages for specialized heroes are bad
>>184448274
true genius
>>184448274
>"They say he could shatter a SKYSCRAPER!"
>can barely damage a wall of ice
>so hot hand starts to stick to the mouse pad and aim becomes shit
Why is Zarya sobro tier?
>>184428778
d.va as a general rule stays with the team, but she also has to dive all "annoyances" like snipers, turrets, flankers etc
>Doomfist literally came about from Metzen spitballing supervillain names
>>184447920
this is why i hate junkrat mains
>hurr im gold damage
Meanwhile he is never showiing up on kill feed and its never ending enemy mercy and zarya ults
>>184448317
>everyone is fighting on point
>doomfist charges in for his obligatory free kill and jumps out all the while turning the tide in the fight with his free low effort kill
Roadhog was the same problem aswell and he was nerfed for it so why the fuck release something similar right fucking after?
>>184448548
fizkultprivet!
>>184448548
She's a racist dyke
>>184447107
>Release another 1hko hero
With a better weapon.
And half the cooldown on the 1hko.
And 2 other skills that are enough to secure another kill.
And vertical mobility.
And a passive that can make him tanky, especially after ult.
>but muh self-heal that you should never use and instead let your supports charge their ult
>>184448548
She lifts, so you can talk about your 1rm and plates without having to worry about lingo difficulties.
>>184431974
i'm down with tracer and dva, but keep hanzo as-is and don't mess with doomfist until he's out in comp for a week or two
>>184448317
It's fine when heroes get advantage because of good positioning
It's not fine when they just completely obliterate other heroes in certain positions
>>184447981
>be reaper
>hear dentist drill spin up
>press shift
>shotgun him in the back when wraith ends
>>184448625
Because Doomfist his to position himself extremely dangerously to attempt a kill and doesn't have 600 health. It doesn't shift a team fight if you die securing a kill or die without getting one at all
>>184448718
she's straight
>>184449056
except it does
>"get in voice chat or you're reported for trolling"
>go in the voice chat
>it's 10% call outs and 90% flaming and whining
I'll just take the report.
>>184448718
Truly /ourgirl/
>>184443005
It doesn't even matter how good your ping is, if you are 20 ping and the enemy mccree is playing on dial up, you're going to go rewind or blink away from him, only to teleport right back where you were standing on his screen when he stunned you.
>>184448760
And ignore shields.
>>184448625
>can't get welfare golds from breaking shields anymore
>still get gold damage and elims
Really activates my almonds.
>>184448527
>using a rubber mousepad
lmaoing @ your life senpai
>>184448718
Omnics arent even beings, they're animated trash
>>184449403
its cloth tho
>>184437142
T b h anon that sounds pretty cute to me. Would wife (male).
>>184449220
>its a 4 stack
>neither me or the other solo player want to fill because the 4 stack went 4 dps and arent listening at all and just bitching
>they spend the entire time bitching in match chat to report me and the other solo for "troll picking dps"
how rich is that moonmoon guy
i'm watching his stream and someone's subbing every 30 seconds
>trying to get my team to work together
>I'm not even asking rude or anything, I'm honestly catering to them
>I have some anger issues, but I do not, under any circumstances, bother in mic.
>I even do god damn calls
>but alas
>my teams will quarrel and throw over instapicks
>my teams will disperse and be picked on one by one
>they'll go in, without a care in the world, to get mauled
>my teams will be fucking incompetent to the point of not following simple instructions
>then they blame others for their incompetence
I think I'll stop playing overwatch for a good while. Is there any country in which venting anger, frustration, and stress by burning down people is allowed?
>>184449667
probably gets over 1mil/year
>>184449179
You die securing a kill in a 6v6 it's still a 5v5
>>184449703
just do what i do and vent in /pol/
>>184448718
omnics are a poor allegory for actual racial minorities cause there hasn't been a minority group that literally did a full scale invasion of a major country and had access to tanks and aircraft and slaughtered millions
It's more like hating the ever living fuck out of germans after the war, except germans are now a global presence and can be continuously churned out from factories
>>184449434
Зapя пoжaлyйcтa
how do i lower my ping?
it's always 40.
>>184449667
He makes probably 30k - 40k a month minimum only from twitch. He also has a huge youtube channel.
>>184449895
>instantly pick off a major threat
>win fight
wow so hard
>>184450046
Nothing you can do friend.
>>184449516
T-Thanks anon, but I know you're just saying that
>>184436163
GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN
Comic this week boyos.
>>184450121
>>184449667
>>184449824
Its a fucking retarded market that is great if you manage to break into it.
>guy streaming pubg
>people regularly subscribing
>random guy donates $500 dollars
>streamer doesnt even bat an eye or acknowledge the donated
Man people throwaway their money likes its nothing at streamers it sickening. Fuck you could have at least commissioned some nice reverse scat fetish porn pics of tracer with that money and gotten more enjoyment out of it.
>>184449968
Yeah but this is Blizzard we're talking about. They wanted racism in their world for some reason but they couldn't use actual racism so they spent 45 minutes in a board room meeting thinking about it before moving onto how to blue ball the fanbase by making the lore even more cryptic. Obviously Zarya is "racist" but yeah it's a poor allegory
>>184450542
If zayra becomes an omnic lover riots better ensue
these tin cans need to be recyled by /ourgirl/
>>184450602
Is that your first time on twitch? Every channel that starts to blow begins with "wew im gonna be so grateful for every buck not like all those big dick faggot streamers"! Then they all end up the same, just look shitgull.
>>184450602
Thats how capitalism works. Supply and demand.
I keep disconnecting from Overwatch midgame nonstop despite my internet still connected and running. Is it just me or is this a general issue?
>be sombra
>gold objective time
i forgot comp is tdm
>>184450716
Zarya gets a lead on Sombra through an Omnic informant to her chagrin but racist Mexicans try to beat up the Omnic so she's forced to defend the Omnic against people which forces her to examine her beliefs but because this is Overwatch she brushes the thoughts off and walks away with a new lead on Sombra
That's it. That's the entire comic. Bravo Chu
>>184450842
Sorta yeah
Ive never bothered with twitch because i refuse to fucking pay just to be able change the fucking video quality and settings of a stream. So i just dont bother watching streamers at all outside of youtube uploads.
>>184449403
i use a piece of construction paper, zozzle me
>>184451053
you dont need to pay for that what the fuck
>"The Alchemist slew the Reaper, feeling a moment of sadness for the man she had once known."
>"The Soldier defeated the Reaper, and hoped that it would be for the last time."
Why do the women always have to be the ones who get emotional and Soldier just gets to brush it off? Reyes and Morrison were closer than the latter
>>184450909
its a battle net issue that sporadically comes and goes every fucking patch since this game fucking released but blizzard never addresses it.
The patch after the anniversary event i couldnt even touch comp because the game would boot me from server in the first 30 seconds of a match on a regular basis. Then following patch i get no d/cs whatsoever
>>184451192
>i use a piece of construction paper
fucking mercy mains
>>184451192
You zizzle yourself too much to be zozzled, friendo
>>184451294
ReaperxMercy OTP
R76 fags blown the fuck out
>>184451536
Ana is the alchemist you idiot
What happens if you cast ice wall right under an enemy turret?
>>184451053
No last i remember the video quality wasnt changeable on streams but this was ages ago when i was trying to see some ptr streams for wow
>>184451590
P sure the wall shatters on the turret or clips through.
Does Genji's reflect block Rein's hammer or other melee?
>>184451194
5 minutes in google and i was right sorta if you werent a partner or hit a certain viewer threshold your video quality was hardlocked but this was a few years back and as i said its been ages since ive touched that website
>>184450716
>Torbjorn sees the light almost instantly upon realizing that Bastion is a Disney princess
>Zarya likely to realize in upcoming comic that omnics are the good guys
>Junkrat will be the only character left who is "allowed" to be anti-omnic
Remember kids, only bad guys have serious flaws.
>>184451294
But that IS being sad. He doesn't want to kill his friend anymore.
>>184451045
>two THEY'RE NOT REALLY RACIST comics while Lucio lies dying and forgotten in the streets
at least give me McCree in Mexico, fuck
>Summer Games is actually tomorrow
>I just uninstalled
>fucking hate this game and don't want to play it
>spend all day re-downloading it just to play purple quick play
>waste several hours grinding lootboxes and still not getting everything
>fall behind on everything else
>go through period of self-loathing and regret
>uninstall again
>repeat process three months later
>>184451903
That was before amazon bought twitch and it was a requirement for the channel. You never had to pay for anything to watch live as a viewer.
>>184452069
i said my qualms was with video quality and i was under the assumption that video quality was locked behind a paywall
Hey guys, post yfw all the old Summer Game epic skins are all now legendaries and cost 3000 coins
>>184451931
Eh. His other voicelines are remarking that 'someone had to do it' and seem really uncaring and closed off
For all the 'deep emotional connections' that Blizzard gives to its male characters they don't really express it
>>184451982
At the end McCree lets his friend Sombra know who he saw in Dorado and Sombra says she has some interesting news for him about what's happening in Talon
>>184452392
I really could see Sombra and McCree being in cahoots together
>>184452180
Hey guys, post yfw you cant get any of the skins from the upcoming summer games because the lootbox change means you are stuck in fucking neverending sprays purgatory
>>184440727
>tfw no Bloo on my face
Fug
who wants to lvl my smurf to 25? it's boring as fuck
>>184452180
What the fuck is wrong with Hanzo's hands?
>>184451810
The turret either goes on the upper side of the wall and is frozen or just bugs out inside the wall and is still frozen.
Genji's deflect parries all melee attacks, Rein's hammer and Torb's hammer, but he doesn't block Doomfist's charge.
>>184452180
post yfw you can't get them at all like you couldn't the first time
>4 gold medals as Rein
>3 dps on my team
>>184452526
At least this time I won't have to worry about getting twenty Americrees... right?
>>184452842
try shielding them instead of dpsing then lmao
The only summer games skin I want is Swedish Torbjorn.
>>184452842
so you were busy killing, didn't do your job tanking and because of that your dps couldn't do their job. and now you're proud of not tanking as a tank wtf
medals were a mistake
>>184452180
>tfw worried about spending my coins now because the new lootboxes, as great as they are, give much less consistent coins
I'm sat on 24k and before I could 5 to 10k of that and make it back before the next event. Now I don't know if I can make that much back between events.
>>184452502
It would be interesting since they're both outlaws on the edges of their respective organizations and both seem more motivated by self-interest than devotion to the cause (McCree less so)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjdbXnjAWJw
mccree should get his roll back after he gets a kill like genji
How come we don't get golden skins for our ults as well?
Shit like Torbs and Sym's turrets/shield gens, Orisa's supercharger and even junkrat's tire?
They don't even need to be mandatory, you could still mix and match if you buy the main weapon skin.
>>184452527
I wanna omlette doot that fromage
WHY DID THEY HAVE TO GIVE WIDOWMAKER SUCH A NICE ASS FUCK YOU BLIZZARD HNNNGHHHH
>>184453030
>I cant dps so I pick dps and blame it on tanks
>>184453383
>you're proud
no Im not
>>184448718
How is that a problem?
let's fucking settle this
rank these three roles in order of most skill required to least skill required, 1 being the most skilled:
>Tank
>DPS
>Support
>>184453878
Entirely depends on the hero, generalizing like that is pointless
>>184453878
1.defense
2.tank
3.offense
4.support
>implying ow takes skill
>>184453878
>>>Tank 1
>>DPS 3
>>Support 5
>>184453878
You can't rank roles when skill floor and ceiling between characters in the same category vary this much.
>>184453983
t. mercy main
>>184453878
idk i dont play mmos
>>184453878
Most skilled role:
The one I play
Least skilled role:
The one you play
>>184448718
Why are people obsessed with labeling Zrya as a lesbian? Being more muscular than most men doesn't make her one or automatically mean she craves pussy.
>>184453878
That's literally not how this game works, this isn't WoW
>pharah screaming about torb turret
>doesnt understand that her removing the torb turret and dieing afterwards without killing torb is a waste of time and effort
favor the shooter is a stupid mechanic
if you press q it should go off, no ifs ands or buts, it should go off
>>184454395
Everyone in overwatch is gay
>>184453569
I don't think your big enough to frottage properly with her anon.Not a lot of people are.
>>184454395
Zarya likes a masculine thing like working out so of course in Tumblrs eyes she's craving the puss.
>>184454520
>get headshot by widow
>kill screen shows widow shooting me in the foot
>>184454395
if women don't have long hair and thin bodies they are lesbians
t. weak-willed betas
Zarya is straight
stop this headcanon
Hanzo killed Genji because Genji was going to reveal Hanzo's been sucking dicks behind the Murloc shop
>>184454395
Because people are stupid and shortsighted. This only gets worse when you put them all in the same place.
>>184454765
>Zarya is straight
nice headcanon
>>184454395
she's clearly into skinny 18 year old '''''men''''' she can dominate
>>184434505
>Sym countering Dva
O am laffen
who else has to play Winston every fucking game since no one knows how to counter
>>184455078
i paid $40 for this game i play whoever i want
>>184453878
https://streamable.com/zimq6
Bad way to rank things in overwatch since the heroes in each role have a wide range of skill/mechanical dependence vs knowledge dependence.
Averaging all the heroes out though, it'll be
1. DPS
2. Tank
3. Support
Id put ana/zen above majority of tanks but lucio/mercy drags down the 'skill' level of supports overall.
Why the fuck is Soldier 76 the only DPS I can play I fucking hate him and I wanna play Genji and shit but I have 70% winrate with him and 6% with Genji FUCK
>>184455113
>he paid
I wanna fuck Fareeha
>>184455229
because he's overpowered
>>184455229
>6% with Genji
>>184455319
Nope :^)
>>184454853
According to what official information?
>>184455440
i don't know either
>>184428720
>>184454590
This exactly. Everyone in Overwatch and extended fiction is presumed gay until proven straight
>>184452527
fuuu
>>184455589
NOOT
>>184455292
>online game
How do you not pay unless you're talking about siphoning money from mommy/daddy
>>184436053
I haven't won a single comp match on horizon
It's always loses or draws
>>184455440
genji is only as strong as the team, if the team won't work with genji then he'll just die
>4 stack goes all dps
>they start threatening to report if me and other solo dont fill
wow blizzard thanks for the ban i sure do enjoy being punished for not queuing with friends
>>184437765
>if she doesn't murder me in my sleep
Pathetic
>>184456381
>t. i need healing
>>184456451
Imagine having to please Widow.
Because of her very slow bloodflow, reaching an orgasm will take ages for her since the blood has to engorge in the clitoris, vagina and nipples first.
You'd be suckes dry.
>>184442325
If dva is umaru, mercy is ebina and widow is kirie, then who is sylphinford?
Summer games soon! I hope we get a new Mei skin!
>>184456381
Genji's only as good as the person playing him.
>>184456814
>Summer games soon
funny guy
>>184456381
Speaking of this
>pick Mercy, over 100+ hours played
>match 1
>win easily
>wow!!! great mercy! amazing! thank you! :)
>match 2
>lose handily, no communication or cohesive teamwork, silver with one kill
>wtf you suck stop throwing i'll report you
>>184456805
Tbh Sombra would be a bettee Umaru because of her bratty attitude
>>184455229
Because you're shit at projectiles.
>go on a win streak
>blizzard decides I MUST go on a 6 game loss streak
fantastic game design, no wonder this is the top rated game on twitch
I can't believe four days later people have already stopped caring about Doomfist.
>>184457374
its been on ptr for 2 weeks, retard
>mccree has to flashbang and m2 to kill me
>tries to t bag and dies to nades
feel bad for this guy
>>184457236
>they come up with any reason that they can't climb
>except the only true one
git gud
>>184457603
Waaah mccree uses right click in order to be more efficient instead of trying to go for style points and headshot the hard-to-hit, jerky head hitbox
>>184457856
>he cant aim
>he plays aim base hero
>>184457686
>even top 500's admit the outcome of a game is a coinflip and completely luck based
>it's skill I swear XDDD
blizzard drones
>>184457949
>he then proceeds to ask for ludicrous buffs
>He actually gets some
is there a better feeling than playing winston with a zenyatta on your team
>>184457949
>he uses a part of his kit that is designed to be a follow up after a flashbang
>he's a bad player
>>184457603
>>184457856
>not instantly blocking anyone who uses m2 with mcree
Why are weekend queues so bad. I lost 500 SR this weekend but I know I'm going to gain it all back this week because weekend queues are just trash.
>>184458072
>even top 500's
So many mistakes in
>my bronze full stack
shill
>>184458171
>is there a better feeling than playing winston with a zenyatta on your team
having gengu/tracer to assist you while dva matrixing your asses under effect of speed boost
>>184453878
you have to be retarded not to see how retarded this post is.
ana is a high skill lvl support arguably the highest next to widow IMO. in that same role you have symmetra.
STOP GENERALIZING SHIT! life is complicated deal with it.
>>184458339
t. gold shill who thinks he's good
this just pathetic
Whats the fastest way to get exp so i can play comp
>>184455640
No.
>>184458628
palying the game
did jeff want to be the face of overwatch or was he kinda forced by PR? he always looks like he wants to run away from the camera.
>>184458656
Prove they aren't gay
>>184458072
T500s agree that THEIR games are a coin flip because of the skill at that level. However, I bet that if that T500 was in your games it wouldn't be a coin flip at all. His team would win every game
>>184458072
>performance metrics solely dictate your SR
>still believe he doesn't climb because of his teammates
>>184458712
You're the one making unrealistic claims, so isn't the onus of proof on you?
>>184458603
>he's projecting now, after I guessed he's low rank
>>184458813
I asked you first
>>184457949
Do you complain that Reinhardt uses Firestrike after Earthshattering you?
>>184458584
Ana would be hard if her hitboxes weren't fucking enormous. Just because the meta sucks for her currently doesn't mean she's as hard to play as Widow lmao
>>184458813
>unrealistic claims
well thats just your opinion they are unrealistic mretard
>genjis melee kills a full health tracer
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS CHARACTER? HOW MANY DICKS DID CHU SUCK TO MAKE THIS FAGGOT OP
>>184458884
I can't prove that they're straight, but you can't prove that they're gay either.
>>184458915
It's unrealistic to assume that 100% of a cast meant to be reflective of the entire world is gay.
>>184458603
>platposting
>>184457513
That just shows the power of the PTR to destroy hype.
>>184458735
>performance based
yes because blizzard have flawless metrics, that's why so many mercy one tricks are in gm when they were gold the previous season.
Riiiight
>>184458171
Timing an ult perfectly with your team mate even without communicating with them.It happened a few times but the one that stuck out for me was a Winston Primal Raging people to me while I had Dragon Blade running. Shit was magical.
>>184458706
Well he's the top guy on the team and knows what's going on in all smaller teams so he's a good person to pick. He doesn't think he belongs in front of the camera but so much for that.
>I am this middle-aged, awkward nerd with 0 points in charisma and really don't belong on camera in any way, shape or form
>>184459097
t. diamond
>>184458891
I dont know how this is connected to anything. Maybe try to get out of gold before mocking anyone
>>184454590
>>184455640
Torbjorn, Widowmaker, Ana, Genji, and Mercy must really rustle the jimmies.
>58% winrate over past few days
>Only 10 SR above what I was
???????????????
>>184459067
>It's unrealistic to assume that 100% of a cast meant to be reflective of the entire world is gay
Well to be fair Ana, Widow, and Torb are at least bi
>>184459494
winrate doesnt mean anything if you lose-win-lose-win
>>184459489
Not really. They could just be bi
>>184459508
It doesn't matter whether you claim they're gay or bi, because you're ignoring that 90-95% of the world's population is straight. The majority of the cast is more likely to be straight than anything else.
>>184459508
>>184459165
>blizzard have flawless metrics
No, that system is absolutely atrocious, and you have some serious reading comprehension problems if you think I defended it.
However it doesn't change the fact that your SR is not determined by your teammates.
>>184459716
>I didn't defend the system
>proceeds to continue to defend the system
good job
>>184459716
Are you autistic
>>184459627
They're straight as an arrow. Next you'll say Tracer is bi.
>>184459716
>sr is not determined by teammates
>wins and losses determine sr
>wins and losses are literally entirely decided by teammates
>>184459716
It is though because it's hard to carry in this game, and if you lose you just lose SR regardless of how well you did. Depending on who you play and whether you flex or not you're going to lose even more, which you might have to do if your teammates won't flex. Like you can be the greatest Winston in the world and if you lose you're going to lose 30 SR minimum even if you have ten gold medals.
>>184459494
>45% winrate past few days
>up 300 sr
>>184459274
That's a nice smug Tracer you got there. You have any more?
>>184425714
>thread is now dominated with meoogateambooga shitters
>>184459848
Tracer's pretty gay tho
>>184459676
If this was true then where's the confirmations? It's easier to assume everyone is gay since straight confirmations are more common
>lose a game
>was actually somewhat my fault and there are things I could have done to potentially win
>win a game
>I didn't really play that well, I had gold damage but that's expected of the primary dps and I kind of just got carried
>>184460284
Why would you need confirmation that someone is the default? You're making no sense.
describe your /owg/ posting.
% waifu posting
% wild accusations of others
% crying
% giving advice
% other
>>184460404
>Why would you need confirmation that someone is the default?
But you're the one claiming they aren't gay
>>184460405
I'm 50-50 crying and giving advice.
>>184460405
20% waifu posting
0%
10%
20%
50%
>>184460113
>make a shitty system
>people criticize it
W-WHOOAAAA HOLY SHIT HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING
>>184460404
tumblr isn't very bright.
>>184460524
Because straight is the default for humans, so assuming that most of the cast is straight is pretty safe. Saying that every single one of them is gay or bi, however, is not.
>>184460404
My default is gay, anon
Hence
Everyone is gay until confirmed straight
>>184460594
System might be shit but you are low rated because you suck, deal with it.
>>184460405
50
33
0
33
>>184460405
80% waifu
20% other
>>184460284
>It's easier to assume everyone is gay since straight confirmations are more common
Please be bait.
>>184460405
50-50 giving advice and other.
>>184460819
Half the time I'm low-rated because I suck.
The other time it actually is my team.
>>184460767
Your default may be gay, but the vast majority of the world's isn't. Considering Overwatch represents the world and not just a tiny niche of people therein, your claim is extremely unlikely to be true.
>>184460669
I'm okay with being proven wrong when if ever the time comes. However, right now having such a (presumably) gay cast of heroes is great
Daily reminder that every Asian hero in Overwatch was a mistake gameplay wise
>>184460846
33? meant 25
>>184459886
>if you lose you just lose SR regardless of how well you did
You lose basically nothing and earn massive SR if the system doesn't think you are where you belong. This is how you end up with 21% winrate Master Mercy mains.
>play Hog for the first time all season
>win and get POTG
>gain 32 SR
>>184460405
33%
0%
0%
33%
33% other which is grabbing screencaps of dev posts or interviews
>>184460819
I'm not low rated nigger I'm 3850
system is still luck based
Beach event WHEN?
>>184460964
You don't think you're setting yourself up for disappointment? This is the kind of thinking that Pharmercy shippers tend to abide by, and we all saw how that panned out.
>>184460405
90% talking about about the game
10% replying to posts like these
>>184460767
The world's default is straight. Hence, everyone is straight until confirmed gay.
>>184439039
Why is Widow so pretty?
>>184460405
>25% waifu posting
>10% wild accusations of others
>10% crying
>40% giving advice
>15% other
Event when
>>184461110
>we all saw
>not "we all still see"
They still pump out the salt and rage to this day.
If we lose the African salt mines, we can get our supply from them.
>>184437765
>Pharah (Solid wife, would force me to work out with her all the time though)
I'm sure she could make cardio sessions much more interesting.
>>184461495
Fair point.
>>184461110
Unlike tumblr I'm an emotionally mature person who doesn't mind learning more about the world and its characters. When you experience the disappointment of someone qt being confirmed straight enough times irl, it doesn't really bother me when it happens with fictional characters I think are neat
>>184461168
For u maybe
>>184461074
>not low rated
>3850
You can't avoid random element in a team based game. Go play 1v1 game stupid faggot. Fucking trash.
>>184461083
My autism is being triggered because of the prosthetic being on the wrong arm.
reminder that throwing and trolling is the only true way to enjoy this shitty game
>>184460405
ANON MY DICK CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH
>>184450716
gonna go ahead and say zarya finds out she's been a pawn in some serious shit that's been supporting the bad guys for a long while
not a whole lot of lore on russia or volskya, but we know that volskya is up to some bad guy shit and zarya, the big dumb lug, is blinded by nationalism and working for her directly.
if it's not something to do with sombra exposing the hell out of [obscure globalist agenda bad guy entity that is tying everything together] then who really cares honestly
>>184460405
>describe your /owg/ posting.
>% husbando posting
70%
>% wild accusations of others
Nay
>% crying
No
>% giving advice
25%
>% othert.ttypad
>>184461813
Shhhh, give in to the bleu.
>>184461456
>has those lewd eye slits
Absolutely haram.
>>184460405
35% new hero idea posting
35% lore posting
15% balance idea posting
15% gayposting
>>184461656
why do plat players think they have the authority to talk down to masters players?
kill yourself
>>184461631
>When you experience the disappointment of someone qt being confirmed straight enough times irl
That means the default is str8, m8. You wouldn't experience these "disappointments" otherwise.
>he doesnt throw games
KEK
>>184462183
Unless you're in /owg/, where everyone is a fag
>>184457374
What? Shitters still instalock him every time and make the game 5v5.
Let me tell you who the real gay character is: It isyou, the player.
>>184461530
Fucking kids.
>>184462183
Nah though. I can be cognizant of statistics without being forced into assuming a default
>>184462295
Yeah thanks hi
>>184459716
>5 people can ignore objective and run into enemy spawn and it will not matter
>>184462295
That's what would have happened if Hideo Kojima wrote Overwatch.
>top 500 tracer main
>have an account in gold where I literally just camp one person in spawn all game and make fun of them for being shit
Would anyone watch a stream of this?
>>184461975
every part of widow is cute
>>184462370
Sure, but that makes your default retarded.
>>184462995
That was rude please apologize to me
>>184462684
>Blizzard hires Kojima
What happens next?
>>184460405
100% waifuposting
>tfw all my gametime is on d.va
>cant pick up anyone else
>>184463220
try reaper
what recolor skins do you think look good?
>>184462807
you need to be at least 18 to post here
I haven't played Overwatch since Doomfister got added.
How has he impacted the game? Has the meta shifted any? Is he good, bad, meh?
>>184463752
so you've been away for 1 week?
>>184463752
no effect yet, he hasn't hit competitive
>>184462807
I'm gonna tell your mom you're bypassing your parental filters.
>>184463657
hot pink tracer
>>184463810
kek
>>184463657
Bundeswehr Reinhardt although it removes his helmet so I don't know if it counts as a "recolor."
The camo Orisa is also one of her better skins.
All of Hanzo's recolors are basically the same.
Carbon Fiber Genji is full Metal Gear, Chrome is his regular appearance but just better.
Banana Winston is kino, Horizon is a good one.
>>184463657
>Sombra
>Glitch
Green is my fave color.
>>184463657
>>184463657
Yellow lucio looks nice DESU
carrying is suffering
every single role i don't pick slacks, holy fuck i hate this game in competitive.
it's like the second i decide not to tank, the tank has a fucking aneurysm and keeps playing. repeat repeat
>>184464479
t. gamingpowerhouse
>>184464479
>all the dps are flankers
>enemy mercy is always up
>>184464528
no idea who the fuck that is.
Is it bad that im just gonna play arcade? Im tired of trying in comp. I have no clue what happened but i went from enjoying comp last season and having super cooperative teams where everyone flexed to dipshit dps mains who have no fucking clue how to play screaming on mic and barking orders while they fucking instalock genji and dont do shit all game.
How the fuck does the win percentage stat even work?
My highest this season are Mei and Sombra
>Sombra -82%
>Played 3, Lost 1, Won 3
???
>Mei - 69%
>Played 2, Lost 1, Won 2
???
Is it done by rounds or something?
>>184464331
Bundeswehr in the best rein skin
>>184464434
synaethesia is better
>tfw I have every blue rarity item now so I get a dupe in every box
>>184456796
I want my face to be goddess Widow's throne
>>184463752
Unless he can superpunch Winston or D.Va to hell, you can expect to see the same Gaynji + Gaycer every game.
>>184465043
>all the nolifers will get future event items in 10-12 boxes
Blizz just removed their biggest money source lul
>>184465003
Every rein skin is his best skin.
Except Wujing.
>>184464985
It factors in time spent on that hero in that match too. For example if you play Reaper for the majority of the game and at the last minute you switch to Tracer and you end up winning, Reaper will get most of the win credit and Tracer will get a little.
>>184465234
Rarity still applies, so leggies will still drop every ~15 boxes
>>184465487
not if they have all the content
People who play junkrat should fucking kill themselves
>>184465487
so you rather get blue duplicates than yellows? I'm not sure m8 I looted like 7 yellows since the patch hit and not a single duplicate.
You should be permabanned from comp if you reach level 600 while being below 3000SR
>>184465663
When is level 600. Is that the silver border?
>open effect's stream
>he's in NA right now, playing on NA server
>1 korean 2 yuros in voice, rest are silent
kek
>>184465663
you should be permabanned from the game if you onetrick one of the following heroes:
Torb, Symmetra, Bastion, Mercy, D.Va
>>184465339
why don't you like wujing?
>>184465727
yes
>>184465663
i've seen people with plat borders in gold
>>184463657
Sombras Black Red and Gold recolour is unironically her best skin, her legendaries are absolute fucking trash
>>184465785
many cancer EU fags play on NA now. I see them in NA players' streams sometimes and I find it funny. Especially slavs don't seem to understand that they're the problem kek.
>>184465880
Cute ship
>>184465636
>>184465572
There are better rates, sure, but if we're talking about anectodal evidence I have almost all of the items that are normally available for every character except a few leggies and epics, but I've only got rares and commons, mostly dupes.
>>184465830
His helmet is kinda strange and it almost looks like he's sporting a belly because of that cloth on his front.
It's not bad by any means, but it's a tad bit worse when compared to the other skins
IN THE NEXT THREAD I WILLpost hero ideas so there might be longer discussion about it and other ideas
>>184466023
>cyberspace
>trash
>>184466072
>slavs high enough to be in top500 streamed games
>slavs speaking english
why are you lying on the internet
still waiting for the frigging leaks desu
>>184465572
You don't start getting pinks and golds in every box when you have every blue, you just get blue duplicates again
see >>184465043
>>184466271
well not sure if top 500 but well into GM yeah. also slavs aren't necessarily bad or silent, just extremely agressive and usually pretty dumb.
>>184466447
its not only slavs, all yuros are toxic as fuck
>>184466543
as if you can tell the difference lmao
>comp game
>get sudden need to poop
>performance increased by 500%
>event actually happens
>spend the whole time trolling comp with OTP defense hero
>>184463752
there hasn't been enough time for the pros to decide what everyone else from bronze to GM should play.
>>184466992
>get autobanned after a day
lul
>>184466658
Whenever i'm in a game and I need to poop really bad I play about 20x worse
If I need to pee however, I just play a whole lot better
>>184467206
Not a thing on PC, and if it is then it'll be worth it knowing Blizzard just fucked their own game.
>>184467247
>>184466658
is this some kind of gang sign or what
>>184465043
That's probably a good thing, it gives you a reliable source of coins.
The one thing that was good about the old lootboxes was that you consistently got coins every box if you'd opened a few 100 boxes before, meaning you could just buy what you want whenever you want.
Just checked and I'm only like six or seven items away from having all blues, so that's cool. Looking forward to getting that consistent 15 coins in every box.
>>184467371
okay we'll miss you (not). see ya
is roadhog a doomfist counter?
he's so easy to hook
>>184467415
yes
wouldn't mind getting gangbanged by this gang
>>184465663
Have said this before except for masters. Still being dogshit at a game you've played that much is fucking pathetic.
>>184467485
Shut up faggot
>>184467747
holy kekerony
Ok ok new thread please
>>184468202
No, let it RIP.
can i buy a golden weapon for a hero i don't play in comp? is that even legal?
>>184468518
That'd be very devilish of you, anon.
>>184468092
that's rich coming from a blogposter, crawl back into your mum's anus you turd
>when you dont shower for two weeks and smell like shit
it's time to play overwatch
>>184437765
>Mei would be that annoying SJW tumblrina going "i hate bullies!" and constantly posting self-victimization shit on her FB
>Mercy would never pay attention to you and you'd wake up to her PTSD screams in the middle of the night
>Pharah would have absolutely nothing to talk about, nor would she ever shut up about how much she wants to fuck McCree
>Tracer will never be straight, sorry big guy
>Widowmaker would see you as nothing more than a shitty guard that took the artist 10 minutes to shove into 2 comic frames before the deadline
>D.Va is a celebrity you stupid mongoloid. She's too busy starring in movies and succeeding. She wouldn't even invite you along because you'd look like shit in paparazzi photos.
>Sombra would just use you for whatever's needed, even if it's just to take your personal information.
>Symmetra is mentally incapable of caring about you.
Zarya has already decided she's going to beat the shit out of you within 5 seconds of looking at you
>Ana would be extremely condescending and you would have less of a relationship than you do with the cashier at the gas station
The male cast of Overwatch is superior.