/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

Wew 1.4k on OPskins

Will get a sapphire knife soon. Just waiting on someone not retarded to list a decent price.

miss harvey..... is my......wife

>>184415286
He's also my dad

>less concurrent players than pubg right now
damn
how do we make csgo great again

What if you could hear player voice coms if you were close enough, or if you slightly damage them from a certain distance and you catch a snippet of voice. E.g. Throw a grenade and hear someone saying "Shit" after they get hit.

While it makes sense that you can't hear enemy radio communication, it doesn't make much sense to make the enemy team totally mute. It would be good bantz too, being able to shittalk someone who is dead, or if you're about to taze someone.

It would encourage people to use teamspeak type services instead of using the games voice chat, but that would also encourage proper teamwork, wouldn't it?

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>a practiced premiere team that brought a COACH loss to some fucking puggers

>>184416189
We don't. The community is toxic shit. Valve doesn't do anything to stop it either unlike Riot and Blizzard do. I've already moved on to PUBG where I don't have to worry about getting matched with any faggy teammates. I recommend everybody else do the same.

>>184418820
>falling for the early access meme

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Why do people derank on purpose?
What's the point why dont they just play casual?
Just had 5 games in a row where theres a 2 stack trying to derank

http://gghacks.com

vac undetected

>>184424185
so that they can smurf without buying a new account

I've started hating poles as much as I do russians. They're just as toxic, they scream just as much, their first reaction is to flame and votekick just the same. They just speak english more often.

>>184424185
I deranked once because smurfs and cheaters on my team carried me up to DMG while I was barely even MG2 in reality. But if I try, I still end up winning a lot in DMG because you still get smurfs and cheaters, so I'd have been stuck there bottom fragging forever.

>>184424185
Casual cod babies want to be at the top of the score board.

Smurfs also like to derank because a) it's funny getting a reaction out of dominating mge's as a nova 1, and b) because they are savages and get off from deranking both their own and the enemy team.

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>>184411650

r8 my clutch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wDkWX5-rmg

>>184429828
bad

>>184429828
Pure luck you survived, shooting at peoples stomachs and legs. That wouldn't fly outside a silver game.

>Aimtux no longer detected

KEK
E
K

>>184429828
headless chicken with a fucking p250 pistol buy /10

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Nice matchmaking gotards

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Don't forget to train your reactions boys

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>>184433528

I don't understand how gooks and chinks are so good at mobashit and rtsshit, but so bad at CS.

>>184434223
Had it for less time, and its less autistic and repetitive.
Harder for turbo autists to get good at if you improvise tactics all the time.

s1mple the team killer

>>184435409
>Had it for less time

No the didn't.

>>184429828
why is it called moments of luck and not "moments of playing against braindead silvers"

>>184435617
Chinks only got cs like a month ago.

>>184436348
proof?

https://twitter.com/BnTeTCSGO/status/892001388946898944

>quit csgo years ago
>decide to come back
>have to level up in fucking 10v10s and shitty valve deathmatch to even be able to play ranked
>my rank has decayed so much that I play with silver mouthbreathers
>need to level up even further for """prime matchmaking""" so there are even more cheaters, something I thought was impossible when I quit before
Is this a joke? How is this game still popular in this state? Do you people even play this shit or is it just esports and gambling?

>>184436690
First result of Google, fuckwit

>>184437516
Show it.

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http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sq2t5g

Press S to spit on his grave.

S

>>184439159
Press K to kill yourself.

I hope he doesn't join fatko's team, and goes to dazed and swag.

>>184439159
He was trash, but then again so is all of NiP.

>>184439628
>He was trash

hello reddo

>>184439836
>thinks friberg has been good at any point in the last 3 years
Retard.

How do I keep my cool and play consistently when people are fucking around in MM? It feels like when someone wants to troll, I perform worse as well.

>play mm
>opposing team staying at tspawn stacking on top of each other
>decide to knife them all
>win
thanks for the ez win gotards

>you can legit see your teammates through walls
wth
I didn't know that

How do I "counterstrafe" when moving forward? Pressing S and W at the same time doesn't sound like a good idea. Should I crouch?

>>184441495
learn to stop giving a shit. i'm serious, if the situation seems hopeless and your mates are just fucking about and you know you're gonna lose just try to play and get some kills or have fun. definitely dont let it get to you or you'll just tilt and get mad. used to have this same problem until i stopped giving a fuck

>>184444359
??? i have no problem just quickly tapping S to counterstrafe going forward. idk how its a problem for you but crouching instead definitely doesnt sound like a good idea

http://clgaming.net/news/849

>The Madison Square Garden Company ACQUIRES CONTROLLING STAKE IN COUNTER LOGIC GAMING
CLG are now officially
>rags
of NA ESports

>rank up to gold nova 3, same rank as my friends
>they all rank up to MG overnight

time to quit

>>184446239
>he thinks rank matters

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>>184448103
its all about aim and precision

>>184449360
>thinks rank is about aim and precision
You can be the best player in the world and still have a hard time carrying shitters on CT side, individual skill is mostly only important on T side.

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https://twitter.com/BnTeTCSGO/status/892001388946898944

cute!!!

Just played with the worst LEM I have ever had the pleasure of encountering, while enjoying the misfortune of my ISP giving me 330 ping for no fucking reason (official servers are 67ms my ass). No mic, no strats, no game sense, ignores callouts, no rotations..

Fucking 10/10 game. How do fucking retards like that even make it to eagle?

>>184455453
>what are cheats
>what are bought accounts
>what is boosted trash

>>184455453
hello reddo

>>184455715
He has 3.3k hours and seems to think he's on a semi-pro team.

If that's what it takes to win esea money I have no hope for straya.

>>184456308
I can already tell he's 100 times better than you, and you're just a whiny crybaby boosted silver bitchboi.

>>184456862
I can tell you're that anime faggot who uses cheats and thinks he's good because his aimbot has a short fov.

>>184457030
I can tell that you're so mad, you have to project about the only thing you're noticed on csgog for two weeks you've spent here.

>>184457752
lol, I hit the nail on the head, didn't I?

>>184456308
Maybe he was drunk or high or sad, idk

>>184458608
You hit the reddit on your head alright.

>>184459386
Gotta dial back the bitterness, anon. Just because someones mad about silver shitters it doesn't mean they are mad about you, unless you're a silver shitter yourself who relies on a computer to play the game for you :-)

>>184460332
>being this mad

Got tasked with writing an enterprise iphone app
Should I Swift?

what am I in for?

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>>184460501

I'm so glad I'm not an Australian subhuman.

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Thanks for the (You)'s

Thanks for the comedy.

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It's been a pleasure, ya poof

Unlike the game where you lost because you're a baddie.

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I was only a terrorist for 7 rounds, you fibber

Imagine being so mad after losing a game, that you need to go to your folder with 5 neatly named reaction images you organized just for 4chan, after finding the website two weeks prior, and start posting lies and damage control with your super cool images.

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>184463878
>Neatly organised
My downloads folder is a realm of chaos on its own, I've even got duplicates of the same memes because I lost track of some of the danker ones

Nice damage control, silver shitter. Nobody asked for it though.

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Imagine being so argumentative that you would actually try and out shitpost an australian

Hold on a sec, Australians play cs:go?

Imagine losing a game because you're a subhuman, and coming on 4chan to cry about it.

>>184460332
Why would any one be mad about silver shitters tho? Being silver is the most fun, light-hearted, carefree time in every cs player's life. You just run around with bizon shootan dem bots left and right and life is good

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We try to, but our dodo dialup internet is sometimes unreliable

More like your dodo brains LMAO

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I'll diddle your dodo, faggot

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>I'll d-d-d-diddle your d-dodo, f-faggot ;_;

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>He thinks I'm taking this seriously

You're a leaf, aren't you?

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>autimatic?

>I'm only p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pretending to be retarded

lmao

>obvious walling in gold nova prime matchmaking
>cheater's team convinced it's a smurf
gotards?

s1mple will kill next interation of navi

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tfw you'll never have a CS:GO groupie

>Type status in console
>You can tell autists are still using rate 128000 when the rate limit is now 768432

>>184473397
what should interp and interp_ratio be?

I can not learn spray patterns
;_;

>>184471841
swag is so handsome~
>>184467767
rude
>>184474472
theyre super simple to learn! just practice

>>184474472
all you gotta do is press t and pick which sprays you have opened already

>>184473596
I use the cl_interp 0 which gets forced up to the lowest value and cl_interp_ratio 1 because it gives the lowest interp delay.

I never understood that shit I've read about "use interp_ratio 2 if you have higher than 30 ping". Literally nothing about the command says its dependant on ping and yet this "advice" gets passed around in guides over and over again.

>>184478256
but I binded t for molly my dude

>>184478641
>not binding spacebar for molly

>losing 0-7
>our bottom fraggers turn on his picohacks
>win 3-4 rounds in a row
>it boosts our morale
>enemy gets triggered
>he turns off
>we gain momentum and win
>he is still bottom frag at the end of the game
kek
what a shitshow

Do you guys think that esea admins saw my homevideo collection?

>>184480057
esea sees everything. how do you think they knew about the ibp throwing in the first place

>>184444359
Do what some Quake players do - bind move forward to your right mouse button. Bind secondary fire to somewhere else, maybe W or spacebar

>>184455453

The only difference between silver and LEM is that LEM can actually click on enemy heads and throw some basic smokes. The rest is the same.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29CbRipvFcs

>>184484976
we know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lZFtrLQh18

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What's the best type of mouse pad for CS:GO? A smooth one with easy gliding or a textured one with a bit of resistance/friction?

>>184494897
gs-r

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>>184494897
tips fedora

>>184494897
artisan

>>184494897
cloth unless youre gay, steelseries qck+ is breddy gudd and is cheap as chips

>>184478641
wtf me too

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>ywn achieve this
feels terrible

>>184500259
>>184498082
>>184496992
Stop samefagging retard.

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>>184500443
Oh shit, you just got proven wrong son. What are you going to do?

If you don't apologize you're going to be sorry.

>>184500676
nice edit.

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>>184500705
Oh shit.

DOUBLE proven wrong.

What now?

>>184500845
nice edit.

>>184500950
kys

>>184433528
>>184433651
you cant train your reactions retard thats like saying you can train your height

Does Stewie2gay try to be the most boring streamer in existence or is he just like that

>>184507307
name 1 (one) entertaining streamer

when is valve going to make cool trophies again?

http://steamcommunity.com/id/GambitZeus44/inventory/

>>184507610
hello reddo

>>184507412
Kaceytron

>>184478453
It's to do with packet loss and the way the packets are processed. A longer interpolation time gives slow connections a chance to send another packet if one gets scrambled on the way.

>>184501752
Hey man, give manlets the benefit of the doubt, they might learn

>>184500259
>.01 rws away

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>>184515880
fug :DDD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51XykW7Hzhs
wish this faggot uploaded more often

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51XykW7Hzhs

>15 minutes of absolute nothingburgers on the most witchhunted player in the game

So, umm, I guess all the pro's aren't cheating then?

>>184523346
flusha fanboy?

>>184523747
Not at all, I think he's cheating, I just don't think there's even a single clip in that video thats half suspicious.

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Sup hombres, I wonder how soon i`ll join pro team with pistol so cybersport

>>184533026
Never ever
Pros use skins bought by other people

>>184524215
flusha hasn't cheated in a while, that's why fnatic has been a flaming dumpster fire for the past year

the entire pro scene is a fucking joke now, almost every team has at least one person using a low fov aimlock with offset to get information and make calls, some are more blatant than others, for example immortals at pgl

there are some teams full of decade long legends that are just pure garbage now because they're the few teams without someone cheating, like Nip and Navi

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I have over 1000hrs in this game and I only just learnt you could have no-recoil scripts which are completely undetectable by VAC and overwatch. Kind of hard to imagine pro players not using them tbqh.

>>184536903
proof?

>>184498082
me
t - molly
f - flash
4 - he
capslock - smoke

>>184537972
hello reddo

>>184536936
It's a mouse bind. Shit like the logitech software will let you do that

>>184538374
What are magogs approved bindings den

4 = HE
5 = Incendiary/Molotov
6 = Bomb
F = Flashbang
V = Smoke
T = Decoy

>tfw spectrums are selling the highest right now

>>184538443
Kjayerbye 100% uses one.

>>184536903
>only just learnt you could have no-recoil scripts which are completely undetectable by VAC and overwatch
A lot of mouses literally come with software like this

>>184539765
Yeah I just found that out too. Pretty insane.

https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/603878/new-mouse-with-inbuild-recoil-control

You can also use an AHK script for trigger botting so that if the pixels change color in the front of your screen mouse1 is automatically pressed. Would be good to use with an awp.

>>184540578
So that's how s1mple got that 1v2 no scope clutch on cache vs fagnaticuck.

>>184540578
>You can also use an AHK script for trigger botting so that if the pixels change color in the front of your screen mouse1 is automatically pressed. Would be good to use with an awp.
Enjoy OW ban.

>>184540798
>playing mm

hello reddo

>>184540835
Enjoy ban when admin see's demo.

>>184541000
Yeah, that's why so many pros got banned recently. Oh wait...

>>184541090
>thinking you can get away with a 0ms triggerbot
Fucking retard.

>>184541146
>moving the goalposts

That's what I thought, actual retard.

>>184538454
Mouse 4 to molly, mouse 5 to smoke
q to clear decals. P to spam the radio about the bomb exploding.

>>184545668
voice chat key?

>needing run jump macros
what are you retarded

>>184547892
caps lock, that way I can keep counter strafing, shooting and making callouts.

so now that fatko is back on a team. you think hell perform better than before or continue to destroy his teammates

I haven't played this game for about 14 months, but after playing Overwatch, I realised anything is better then that piece of crap and decided to come back.

>>184552753
>playing Overwatch
found your problem. go back to playing your cartoon game

>>184552753
Was /owg/'s tracer bug chaser screencap fake?

>>184553315
Not a clue what you're talking about. That thread is 90% tumor

>>184553315
Never confirmed but it probably was.

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I need a good name for it

>>184557594
"dead game"

>>184557594
Turd Shit Manure

>>184557594
Hi i'm toxic
aimlock EZ
Wanked-off

This is why 4:3 is garbage pleb tier aspect ratio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPZ3l3s9e4Q&feature=youtu.be

bodyy doesnt see lowel due to 4:3 on the semi final of a LAN tourney kek

>keys cost $2.49
>nametags cost $1.99
Jesus Christ they are more jewish than fucking Riot Games.

>>184429828
Didn't know they updated the console version with skins etc.

>>184564647
I use 16:9 but this is his fuck up of not properly clearing that spot, can't blame this on 4:3

dead

>if esports aren't on the thread dies
Does the game really suck so much you only care about it when other people are playing it?

Penta + ropz + ally - krystal - innocent = first asian major winner.

>>184570730
Valve refuses to fix mm, ESEA is a botnet, faceit is fucking trash, CEVO shouldn't even exist it's so garbage.

Game is unplayable.

Would it be a good thing if a non gaming company bought CS/Valve. They would still have programmers but they would be focused on making it a sport.
Could be a company likr AEG
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anschutz_Entertainment_Group
or IMG
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IMG_(company)

>>184572362
No?

>>184570730
we are all too busy playing to post, only dead games have active generals

>>184570730
What the fuck is there to talk about?
CS is a solved game.

>started playing this game end 2015
>started off with gn4
>slowly improved over time as i learned to spray, map and game knowledge etc.
>now have been mge-dmg for almost a year now
>literally can't improve, i've tried playing other maps, warming up and practice on retake servers
>now when i used to go positive k/d and 1 - 3rd place on the scoreboard on dmg I now bottomfrag on MGE

does anyone have some advice on what to do

>>184572362
Yes, if they took out everything that tarnishes the Counter-Strike name:
>Valve's money-grubing

>>184577902
It's time to quit.

Valve really needs to add a 10 player casual mode. Doing a warmup in casual is basically useless with the amount of people that can be in a match.

>tfw warm up a while, do 1v1's after, get carried away and spend a little too long playing it
>finally start some prime comp, skills finely honed, ready to kick some ass
>1st game, start off well, pretty evenly matched, although we've been very vocal about our suspicions of a guy all game, he seems too aware and has the knack of getting headshots at unlikely times
>We start pulling away 7 - 5, he panics and rage toggles, saying "If you wanna see cheats, I'll show you some cheats"
>Talks shit about how we're cheating so it's even
>entertheautosniper.jpg
>We still somehow keep it even, mostly using nades while the retard is pushing scoped in
>Hit 13-14
>He asks us if we want a tie or 14-16
>We hit 14
>Another guy on their team joins in with the walling, was pretty low key the whole game
>Lose
>Next game
>A guy goes 12 - 0 with a scout, with a 100% hs percentage, hitting non-stop wallbangs, and his friend miraculously flicks onto heads even through grenades, fire and smoke
>The scout guy is a confident little shit, even has a doppler karambit, clearly doesn't have much confidence in overwatch and vac.

Prime matchmaking is a fucking joke. Fuck valve for producing such a steaming hunk of shit anti-cheat, and fuck the retards in overwatch for looking at blatant aimbotting and walls and assuming it's high level play.

>>184577902
>i've tried playing other maps
nigga, it sounds like you started off playing only 1 map lmao wtf what kind of brainlet would only play one map

>>184582391
I reckon the 2 devs who work on csgo should make some kind of priority overwatch for people with 5 reports in one game. It's stupid letting people get away with bullshit because they aren't reported enough.

Is it possible to have fun playing "competitive" mode? I get griefed every game I join and I'm at the top of the scoreboard in every game I play.

>>184582391
>tfw warm up a while, do 1v1's after, get carried away and spend a little too long playing it
that's me

>"ok some arena time"
>play for 3 hours

https://youtu.be/t4yM_J0rdSY

>>184585232
It's just such a goddamn waste spending so long warming up and then getting shut down for 2 straight games against cheaters.

>>184420615
>because a game that had a game breaking bugs for 4 years is better.

>>184587974
Which game breaking bug has been there for 4 years?