/ink/ - Splatoon General

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13578440

So it's been officially decided - the Octobrush is the biggest crutch weapon in Splatoon 2 as voted. So /ink/, I leave one last simple yes/no question - do you think the Octobrush is a crutch weapon?

Previous results:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13552055/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/13546026/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/13560042/r

The "scope" part of the Splatterscope is really fucking me up in Salmon Run.
Not being able to see what's near you makes using it really fucking annoying.

So the shirts mr grizz gives you can be turned into chunks? Won't it be faster to grind chuncks in terf war? I'm new

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does anyone wanna do twin league with me?
i kinda wanna use my double money ticket

Splattershot mains are cool fellas.

No, tentatek does not count. You guys are fags.

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Pearl!

>>184396993
too early to say, but at the rate it's possible to get shirts in salmon run it might just be faster to do that
otherwise it's better to scrub the splatfest tee for chunks

>Almost rank down from pro in SR because of handheld mode (0/99 at one point)
>Get back to 20/99
>Quit and be pissed off for the rest of the day
A FUN VIDEO GAME.

>>184397057
During splat fest it's better to scrub the shirt. Otherwise it's too expensive and salmon run is better.

Were there any changes to the dynamo between the first game and now besides the jump flick?

>>184397125
Unless you want Ink Saver Main chunks, since the Splatfest shirt most likely won't give you that due to being Squidforce.
For those in particular, it's better to just grind chunks normally using a Splash Mob piece of clothing.

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I want to horribly sexually abuse Callie until she loses her mind and starts begging for more!

>>184397069
Has the worst fans!

>>184397234
Meant for >>184396993

I want to devour Marie's squid pussy!

Reminder that the only thing uglier than Pearl is her stans

requesting art of agent 3 finally brushing her dirty fucking teeth with a dapple dualie

>>184397413
>you will never taste her sweet green ink and feel it run down your chin while you eat her pussy like a starving and dehydrated nigger eating a watermelon

>>184397413
You can't....

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HOO BOY HAS TODAY'S RANKED GAMES GOT ME MAD

>>184397325
Same, senpai

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>finally get mini splatling
holy hell this charges fast as fuck boiii
>realize the range is short
>like i'm basically outranged by the splattershot pro
>damage is the same as the heavy and i only walk slightly faster while firing

yikes you guys were right, this thing is pretty bad

why cant there be a heavy splatling without stingray?

>>184396485
all this proves is that /ink/ is full of shitters who don't even understand the simplest of shooter mechanics

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>>184397308
>Unless you want Ink Saver Main chunks, since the Splatfest shirt most likely won't give you that due to being Squidforce.

I completely forgot about it being the unlikely brand. Guess that's 5 drink tickers wasted.

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>>184397527
>>184397530

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>>184397057
What if I'm a Splattershot main re-converted to a Luna main?

>>184396458
wait is this dicord shared by redditfags?

>>184397664
Octobrush crutchfag detected.

>>184397894
Welcome aboard! Your past transgressions shall be forgiven with awesome teamwork, sick burst bomb kills , and splashmeme jumps.

>>184397308
Hold the fuck up. The style of clothing effects the powers? What do I need to get things for a splatling gun

>>184397918
Yes, but because 4chan is shared with reddit fags

>>184397918
possibly

Hey tim can i see ur gear loadout.

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>"I wonder if Agent 4 has a lot of friends..."

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i'm never going to leave over achiever holy shit

>>184398196

On the bright side you're not ready for the horrors that await.

>>184396458
>discord shit

>>184398119
The clothing brand determines the % chance of getting abilities. Different brands have higher percentages for certain abilities than others.

What if I main Ink Armor

>>184398119
Yes, brand affects likelihood of abilities. You can review Sean's drinks as a quick in game reference of what gives what.

Heavy splatling benefits most from run speed and ink saver main.

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Hey Grizz, STOP UNDERSTAFFING THESE SALMON RUNS YOU FUCK

>>184398286
I didn't even notice much going from over to pro honestly.

>>184398296
if nothing else it makes for easy voice chat during samon run

>>184396485
>crutch weapon
Dismissed.

>>184398032
No, I'm just not retarded enought to think one of the lowest range weapons in the game is good as a crutch. Why do you think you never saw them in S/S+ in Splat1 besides the fact that you never got that high of a rank

>>184398503
Anyone else feel like overachiever is harder than profreshional?

>Grillers on Profreshional
>see the rest of my team get wiped out in ac row
>have to use my Inkjet to avoid the Grillers and revive my team
>20 seconds later
>using my second Inkjet to rescue them again in the same spot they got splatted before
Come on, guys. You're supposed to be profreshionals.

>>184398718
>using ink jet as a panic button revive team reset
that's actually brilliant

>>184398335
Alrighty thanks. So far I have exactly 0 ink saver main chucks... God I'm in for a grind

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>>184397069
How do you do, fellow waifufags

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>>184397325
>thanks for making me feel so good DJ!
>I don't know what you did, but I'm suddenly happier now!
We uhh... used your glasses you got on to uhh reflect your useless brainwaves back to the pleasure centers of your brain
>Sheldon says that all my brainwaves are useless!
That's very nice, why don't you go plug in that zapfish over there. Make sure you reach the plug way down at the bottom of the wall.
>she bends over willingly, the poofy shorts stretched tight around her supple bum. Who knew that squids could keep up such a hard excersize regimen, let alone keep up any sort of commitment?
Should I continue?

>>184398540
I think its mostly because the dumbasses who dont know how to play managed to get carried up there, but cant move past into profeshional

i know this because i am one

>>184399032
>>184397069
Gonna be honest Pearl is growing on me. She is a cute kind of ugly, like an ayeaye

>>184399187
y-yes...

>>184398807
I had the charger and didn't feel I would have enough time to shoot everyone while being chased by two Grillers. Unfortunately, we failed by just a few seconds from not being able to deliver a final set of eggs.

>>184397218
Oh sure, blame handheld mode for your failure.

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>>184399403
She gets pretty good arts too

>>184399187
Eh, go ahead.

>>184399187
Yes god please yes

>>184398078
But anon I'm converting from the Splattershot TO the Lunameme.

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>10 game losing streak

There's a point where it stops being fun.

Is there a chance we can get the Splatoon 1 soundtrack added as DLC to matches? I really hate the Splatoon 2 music.

>>184399834
Play some turf war for a while man.

>>184399924
Maybe if you beg Nintendo hard enough.

>>184399948
That is what I'm playing, and I'm pretty much ready to stop for the day.

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>tfw your Hail Mary splat bomb kills someone

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>>184399834
>on a winning streak
>go to Sean to use a gear ticket
>losing streak begins

>>184399304
i'd honestly like her a lot more if pearlfags werent so fucking easy to piss off

>>184398503
Octobrush wasn't a crutch in Splatoon 1, but it is in Splatoon 2, what's so hard to understand? S+99, nice try though.

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>>184400310

Those are the best

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Well looks like nothing will top this

>>184399305
>>184399705
>>184399771
>your tentacle slowly caresses her foot, going up the leg, leaving a slimy residue as you grope your prize. Until she begins to speak.
>hehe that tickles! Bit don't touch me that way, please DO?
And why shouldn't I do as I please?
>Callie, still plugging in that zapfish, is grabbed by another tentacle around her hands. "Because if you do that, you'll get-"
>ZAP
>"didn't your mother ever tell you that water and electricity don't mix?"
>oww oww ow. Fucking science n shit. You lift her off her feet to meet your face, her slight dopey smile still twitching from the electroshock you had both received, though she wasn't phased in the least.
>the eyes behind the glasses were clear, full of spunk. Much like you.

post more furry splat drawings

>>184400590
i feel like theres a joke here I'm missing

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>>184400358

every fucking time

>>184400656
>mayofag

>>184399469
Considering I've been profreshional since the first SRs I will blame handheld, thanks.

>>184400663
>not getting the joke
jesus

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>>184400663

>>184400358

> game works fine, winning.
>use ticket.
>nothing but dc and losing kos in 5 seconds.

I'm telling ya, the game is rigged.

>>184400765
Skub users use octobrush

>>184400765
>>184400663
It's not much to begin with honestly.

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>winning a profrshional salmon run with only 3 people

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>tfw the kid on the dance machine is cute, fresh, and actually pretty cool

God damn the boys are cute in this game

>>184401056
Are you a boy?

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>>184400975
That's nice, but your quota goes down if someone leaves even during the game.

>>184387040
GGs dude. A few hours late because I'm not always checking the thread.

>>184400358
>clothing brand has increased odds to get ability I want
>get 2 out of 3 slots with that ability
>use ticket to increase odds on third slot
>get something different
>none of the other clothing I'm levelling gets it either

>>184400858
Anti-Skubfags bring Aerosprays into Rainmaker and TC.

what the hell determines if your bar gets cracked or not

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>>184400627
>very much like you.
>you throw that shit eating retard at a nearby platform for being a smug cut, but something happens that you weren't expecting.
>her clothes get torn badly by the rusty garbage you live in
>her blemish free skin has a few scratches, but her entire midriff is showing now. And a deep cut along her neckline.
>"Oopsie! I ripped my costume again! Marie is going to roast me alive..."
>well, she needed a new outfit anyway.
>As a leader, you must provide a good example for the troops. As a DJ, you had to fuck bitches and go to prison at least once so your rap game could begin.
>regardless, as your tentacles explored her body, slowly petting her stomach, legs, and arms, she did not resist, and leaned into some of your ministrations, openly enjoying your touch

Adding profreshionals

>>184400765
I still don't get it?

is the splat charger worthless, or is it me that is worthless? anyone that i don't get the jump on can just immediately squid into me and blast me before i get a bead on them.

stingray also feels super useless.

are there better charge weapons later or is the entire weapon type just not worth getting good at?

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>>184401084
>say i'm a boy
>"faggot"
>say i'm a girl
>"bullshit"

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>2 people leave SR in first wave
>Somehow survive
>Next wave is Mothership level

>>184401406
It's hard to figure out how to use it in sr. The gutguds here just pretend they never miss a shot with it. I just try to spam it and use the charge to make long straights of friendly ink to walk on.

>>184397918
>>184398296
>discord thread was in OP of last thread
>mfw OP of last thread purposely posted early just to insert his shitty discord circlejerk in
Be sure to post a new OP removing that shit very early next thread.

>tell myself to stay away from salmon run because splatterscope
>keep going back
>40/99 fresh

>>184401517
post your squid mammary glands

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My greatest regret is never ranking up high enough for the Octoshot Replica.

Hopefully the Octo Blaster Replica will be available, because it looks badass.

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I came back to redo the drawing. I wasn't too happy with the eyes.

>>184401517
Are you a boy (female) or a girl (male)?

>>184401291
2 loses = 1 crack
4 cracks = derank

inkjet special is absolutely terrible on humpback

you're like 2 feet off the ground in the center of the map where the splatzone is

>>184400358
>>184400826
>>184401097
Time to give Sean's food truck a shitty review on Yelp.

>>184401791
man all I want are those damn shades.

>>184401976
>trusting Kelp reviews

>>184401303
cumtinue..

help /ink/
I never knew how this worked in Splat 1 either. When/how do stores get restocked? I've had the same shit in them for the last three days.

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Who
>Victorious even in death
here?

>Moray towers again
FUCK

>>184402186
Midnight local time.

>>184401916
Isn't there some way to change altitude? I don't really use it except for Salmon Run but I thought I saw a Judd tip saying something like that.

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>moray

I'm done with ranked.

Why does no one like moray? I enjoy all the wall abuse you can pull off there.

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>>184402729
in the first game, towers meant the entire map would get shut down by shitters like these.

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>>184402729
*snipes your path*

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>>184402856
I'm disgusted that someone would use the Ika Musume costume in this manner

>>184402856
Oh god I must have blocked that memory out. Thank god damage up is gone.

>>184402856
jesus christ i almost puked

>>184402856
As a prior roller main, I sometimes miss damage up. Then I see this. And then I don't mind that it's gone. Waiting warmly for roller buff.

>>184402503
You can use the jump button to get a boost, and you can still turn into a squid which reduces altitude. They're pretty nifty if you want to avoid shots.

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>>184402856
DELETE THIS

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>Pearls banter is witty and clever
>Marina has no idea how to process it and just starts talking about how she wants to have sex with a shrimp

You ever think you're on the wrong side?

>>184402856
Honestly thank god cunts like this are gone
Its the biggest "no fun" bullshit and it always made me so mad

All i could picture was some twat sitting there for hours savescumming their gear to get the EXACT things they wanted just so they could be good at a kids game

How the fuck do mothership waves work?

>>184403120
as a fellow roller main, just go tri-slosh if you can't aim, or learn to aim. While I enjoyed the salt in the last game, it feels good to still fuck bitches and rank up with """"legit"""" weapons like the splattershot

>>184403248
Shoot the coolers before they touch the ground

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>yfw you kill a guy and half a second later 3 enemy squid jump markers appear over his corpse

>>184403248
Kill the fish before the baskets drop. Shoot the mothership when it shows up

>>184403219
>witty and clever

we get it, your idol looks like she was run over by a truck but you love her anyway. you dont have to over compensate

>not liking the superior flow anyway

>ice cream is now legally better than cake. It's the law, pearl
>Marie is legally better than Callie
Ouch that stings.

>>184401883
ive gotten cracks on consecutive losses

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>>184402856
I still miss that hat.

>>184403248
Shoot the containers before they land and they'll drop golden eggs. If they land, they'll spawn enemies and you won't get any golden eggs when they're destroyed, so try and avoid that at all costs. Sometimes the mother ship will float towards the egg basket and steal your eggs, fucking shoot it until it goes away.

>>184403219
Pearl's banter is neither witty nor clever, she's a literal child spouting literal child-tier dumb word vomit.

>>184403285
I've been using nzap because I fell back to tentatek after the nerfening, but tri-slosh gets me the same kills for less effort. I'm worried it's gonna ruin me.

>>184403367
Go with the Flow

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>>184403341
This is why I never super jump to anything that's not a beacon.

>>184403394
>marina wins the final splatfest
>inkopolis gets stormed by octarians without any resistance

So here's my first experience with Salmon Run:

>2 people disconnect
>lose on the second wave when the tide comes in

>>184403476
It was always fun pairing it with the octoling boots and inky black rider for that sweet Third Reich look.

>teammate DCs hallway through
>Fail last wave by 1 orb

>earn a hard fought victory
>get blown the fuck out the next round
this shit is getting old

>>184403538
>Splatoon 3 is squid gangs fighting over turf with each other

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>>184403538
>splatoon 3
>Marina and Octavio final boss

>>184402856
>Being beaten by somebody who's better than you
I'm not seeing the problem.

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>>184403502
It's very clever.

>>184403843
If you think "hurr durr tomato jam" is clever, then you're probably just as much of a child as she is.

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Long Live Puck spam

>>184403414
Who know then. I still don't fully understand how ranked works in this game.

>>184403958
One of the things I miss about Splatoon 1 is building up one last Inkstrike before the match ends, and using it at the last second to turn the tide and winning.

>>184403925
>tomatoes are vegtables
she only speaks the truth

>>184403476
I guess it's still in the files, just not accessible at the moment.

>>184404147
Dude fuck you. I hope I don't have to explain myself.

>>184403843
pouty marina a cute!

>>184404153
Stop

>>184403925
But it's the truth. Besides, she's mature enough to not side with baby's first condiment. I'd say that also makes her clever.

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>>184403925
>he doesn't notice, let alone appreciate, the subtle smug insistence in pearl's progressive head rotation

low taste faggot

>>184403925
Why are Marinafags so bitter all the time?

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>>184404147
>I miss one of the most cancerous things in Splatoon 1

>>184404217
I mean you, stop it you faggot

>>184403843
Pearl is full of shit and she knows it, it's kind of endearing.

>>184404414
Because just like Marina brings Pearl back to reality when she starts making things up, so too must Marinafags bring Pearlfags back to reality and remind them that they're only playing make believe.

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>>184404406

>>184404351
I'll stop whenever marina fags stop pretending that tomatoes aren't berries

>>184403925
These same people probably think Egoraptor is funny. Disgusting.

Anyone know what special damage up does for all the supers? Specifically the baller + inkstorm

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>>184404414
bullying pearlfags isnt being bitter, its just
fun

>>184404841
Wrong tab wew

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>>184404841
this isn't smtgen

>>184404646

Baller can take more hits before it pops and Ink Storm just last longer

are motion controls required for playing at a higher skill level or is it really just preference based?

>>184404964
if you're good enough without them then theres no problem, but you're at a disadvantage

>these look pretty fresh
>shit abilities

Damn

>>184404964
They're not required but you are at a disadvantage so you'd better be good enough to compensate or using a weapon where aim doesn't matter like a brush or aerospray

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>>184405303
Shit, forgot my pic.

You should be embarrassed if you're still using the Splattershot Jr. past level 3.

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Wagecucks report in, send me a Friend Request and I'll get a Salmon Run room going in a few minutes.

>>184405303
>>184405374
I don't know why so many games do this. Since gear can have different main abilities now, I don't see why there isn't a vanity system like in Terraria or FF14 so you can wear whatever and not have it affect stats.

New maps when? Current maps are getting stale.

>>184405504
That's right, which is why I went straight to Splattershot the moment I can.

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>Splatted by Flyfish!
>Splatted by Flyfish!
>Splatted by Flyfish!
>Splatted by Flyfish!
>Splatted by Flyfish!
Jesus CHRIST

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mfw I keep leveling up in SR, slowly, but still going up

>>184405689
>>184405669
Unsubscribe

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good thing i can't afford a switch yet, i'm too stuck in my killer wail roller ways to play a splat roller that doesn't have sticky bombs

>>184405815
How slow is matchmaking in Splatoon 1?

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All these people complaining about the Splatterscope, meanwhile this shitty blaster knockoff can't even deal with chum in one hit and is too fucking slow to justify it; it's basically only good for being an egg slut and doing flyfish duty.

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>>184405689
>>184405796

>>184405669
I legitimately believe that more than 4 flyfish at once is just meant to be a team wipe

God damn and I thought the last Salmon Run weapon lineup was shit. This is unplayable

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>tfw want to change to boy squid because they are so cute
>tfw I want to dress him up as gay as possible

>>184405869
The only thing I've found it's good for is toppling the stinger towers fast (which the Jr. does just as well)

>>184403502
>>184403925
Marinafag THIS mad

>>184406191
Fujo detecfted

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>>184405863
it's surprisingly fast, still getting matches in 10-30 seconds in A-, i think the supply restrictions of the switch are keeping the game alive as fuck

i just wish the wifi in my wii u wasn't dying, i keep losing connection for no reason and losing rank, hopefully i can find a cheap USB lan adapter tomorrow and get back to A+

>>184405869
Yeah, you'd think they'd compensate it's shit turf inking with mad damage, but they didn't and it's absolutely garbage.

24/7 Salmon Run when?

>>184405918
>Nobody takes care of the Stingers because they're so easy to kill
>Suddenly 4 beam from every angle coming at you

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>>184406191
Yuri is for superior fujo

>>184406305
Stingers are a joke on their own but a nightmare if they're part of a large group. Which describes most of the enemies, really.

WHY DOES NO ONE EVER TAKE CARE OF THE FUCKING FLYFISH THEN WONDER WHY WE LOSE ON THE SECOND FUCKING WAVE

>>184406215
There's no anger in casually stating facts. But that's why you've got to resort to childish meme taunts, isn't it?

>>184405583
I like the challenge of balancing freshness and competitive viability.

>>184406283
Just a heads up, hackers are rampaging ranked in splat1 and Nintendo doesn't seem to care.

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>>184406360
>yurishit

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>>184406405
i like to imagine that i'd be at least S- if it weren't for hackers shitting up the high end of ranked so that's fine by me

>>184406191
no one's stopping you

>>184406490
I've seen this before...

>>184406390
>implying there is anything more childish than "hurrrr X such n such"

Rollers are just seem so outclassed
How would you fix them?
Since the speed seems to be reduced in this one id like to see the knock back be removed or lessened. Or just a speed buff. Silly that you can literally just walk away from them.

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>>184406390
What's wrong with childish meme taunts?

>>184406584
By playing better

Which chucklefuck decided to make the requirement for a Special Power Up chunk 30?

>>184406645
The people who made it so it costs more if you already have the same ability on the gear already.

>>184406626
Wasn't there like a big fight over what this should've been called in the early days of Splat1?

>>184406769
There's still no consensus.

>>184406798
no one ever used tomato jam in my 11 years of stocking ketchup bottles. people are only using it now because of the banter between the new idols

and >>184406626 is called squidbagging

>>184406798
But there is, don't tell me you're still using the wrong term for it anon.

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Question.

I have a Grizco top with all three subs unlocked, what happens to it if I trade it for a new one? I know you can trade new clothes for ability chunks, but will I get chunks for my old top if I trade it for a new reward/top?

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Maybe I'm just not that good

>>184406929
No

Guys, during a Swarm round. STAY ON THE PLATFORM NEXT TO THE BASKET AT ALL COSTS.

>>184407024
Try using a gun

>>184407085
>stingrays you

>>184406769
>>184406881
>>184406923
Case in point, there is no consensus. Clearly there's still a fight to be had about it. There's two terms and because this game encourages everyone who plays it to be a snotty asshat, each side is going to tell you their term is THE """"RIGHT"""" one.

Call it what you want. "Squidbagging" is quite honestly objectively inferior to the alternative though.

>>184406629
:^)

>>184407189
There's more than two tho.

seabagging is the objectively best term

>>184407178
>Get slapped into the drink

>>184407123
Yeah, I suppose.
I just really like the feeling of giving the rainmaker a quick eacape route.

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>>184407376
You. I like you.

Next splatfest should be squidbagging vs seabagging

squidbagging is the better term obviously

>>184407630
You'll trigger the inksackers.

Who fucking cares? Anyone who whateverbags for anything but celebrating a Salmon Run Victory is a needy tryhard autist.

next splatfest should be bags vs baskets

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>>184406798
>>184407189
>there is no consensus
Nice try, seabagfag.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13516667/r

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>>184407630
>Marina sides with the best choice for the third time

>>184407630
The shapeshift sound effect would be ringing in my ears for days afterward; everyone would be doing it nonstop.

>>184407729
>not squidkidding
Dropped.

>>184407834
The fact that it triggers people like you so badly is exactly why I do it in the first place. It makes you mad and it makes you focus on me and do stupid shit. Strategically it's brilliant. And because I fucking dunked on you, you punkass, get rekt.

I'm really good at using the Splattershot Jr.

>>184407834
>seabagging
>not just spamming booyah

People like you are the worst.

>>184398174
bit late but I don't have any good gear rolled right now, still scrubbing for those ink res chunks.

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>>184407834
>being butthurt over squidbagging
>>>/reddit/

How exactly is Salmon Run supposed to get you money? I've run a bunch of times and my wallet remains empty.

>>184407868
Are you fucking braindead? That poll literally-not-hyperbole, by it's split nature, PROVES there is no consensus.

>>184407957
Why not both?

>>184408059
>landslide majority choose squidbag over seabag
>b-b-but it's not a consensus
I bet you're a Hillary supporter.

>>184408046
Go outside of the Grizzco store and to the window to collect your bonuses.

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>>184408059
It's time to stop

>>184408059
Inklings have nothing to do with the ocean. Falling in water is litterally death. They're ink squids, not water squids.

>>184408061
Because then you don't get to see the cute booyah animation.

>>184408035
>someone still has these saved
do you have the tumblr one with the rant??

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>>184407957
>>184408061
>Why not both?

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Profreshional Salmon Run, anyone?

SW - 1336 6766 - 3112

>>184408035
Redditers never cease to amaze.

True /ink/ers squidbag/

>>184408059
>grasping at straws this much

>>184408145
>""""landslide"""" majority
Ah, so you ARE braindead. Explains a lot.

>>184408227
There is no "bagging" involved either, thus obliterating anything clever or relevant about the term in the first place. One is clever and holds to the spirit of the original; the other is uninspired and honestly pretty dumb.

>>184408415
Tell me more about your alternative facts.

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>>184408270

>tfw we never got dance taunts

Have to stick with stale ass squidbagging because they won't give us the ability to style on our fallen enemies. Just imagine a synchronized squad dance taunt riding the tower to a sure win

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>>184407480
It's a good feeling to successfully escort the rainmaker to victory.

>>184408035
>not wanting to look like a 10 year old on xbox live makes me a Redditor
Okay bitch. Whatever. I'm still gonna smirk at how immature you are.

>>184408152
Ah, thank you!

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>>184408463
>being an actual unironic Hillary supporter
Of course seabagfags are this desperate and retarded.

>>184406363
I think what infuriates me about stingers is that they regularly spawn at the other side of the map. Also that fucking accuracy.

I seabag, but only tastefully, and only after something awesome like a double/triple kill. A few taps to exert dominance, and it's back to work.

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>main heavy splatling
>literally the only one on my team who has the range to get rid of the charger
>charge up
>move into position
>hit the charger once
>dualie fucker dashes in front of me and tries to shoot the charger
>he blocks my shots
>he doesnt land his shots either
>charger lines us up real quick and gets a double kill

a bunch of things in this game annoy me but this gets me FURIOUS
holy shit

>>184408334
sent

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>>184408562
I bet you think it's sexual harassment too.

>Lose rank for the first time
>Kick my dog in frustration
>It makes a gay ass sound
What the fuck? Dropped from A- back to B+.

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>>184408665
I could tell you that I registered to vote just to vote for Trump and you'd double back, change your stance, and start flinging shit for that instead. Because you're a brainless shitposter. And anything you say is therefore completely worthless.

Now that we've established that: go have shit taste somewhere else.

>>184408726
Cool, added
>>184408334
Anyone else?

>>184408838
>I could tell you that I registered to vote just to vote for Trump
Well did you?

>>184408795
Nice strawman

Any way to check your drawings after you post them?

>>184407834
>>184408562
>>184408795
post username so i can squidbag you every single time i kill you and never squidbag anyone else

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>>184408836

>kicking your dog because of a squid loli shooter

It's just a game bro

>>184408463
You know what's funny?

I can snap and kill every mother fucker like you on this board if we met IRL.

Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.

You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves

>>184409040
Scarth23

>>184409051
>Not punching a hole in the wall like that one anon.

>>184408836
kill yourself

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>>184408836

>>184405918

Any given person can kill a flyfish in one go by throwing a bomb then immediately charging up ink and throwing a second one while it's firing

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>>184409082
Go to bed moe

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>>184409105
nice try scarth23's arch-enemy

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>>184409040
Rainy

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>>184408665
I'm actually gonna reply one more time because I thought I recognized this picture. I did. It's the crop I made for an OP image in /hbg/, when I was working on replacing the BotW voice files with the French audio.

Thanks for saving my pic.

>>184408910
Not gonna play if you group with randoms, that's just asking to kill paygrade

>>184409223
>implying I didn't put his name there so that Scarth would humiliate and squidbag him multiple times instead

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>>184409130
sweetie. see, the problem is that in the higher ranks, you have to keep moving and shooting other things swarming you to not die.

>>184409316
Oh, my bad, I'll wait.

>>184409130
I mean, provided there isn't also a bunch of small guys around, which there usually are.
Sometimes if there are too many flyfish, that's what I'll use my stingray on.

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Hnnnngg!! These squid girls.

>>184409271
>imgur
Actual unironic Redditor detected, no wonder you support Hillary.

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>Kill three members of the opposing team, fourth one no where to be seen
>Booyah
>Let them pop the rainmaker shield while I ink a path
>Where the fuck are they with that rainmaker
>Purple ink from behind me
>The fourth guy wiped my entire team

I want to be mad at them but I died too so

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>>184409238
>BR or equivalent

the instant i get a switch i'm going to find a way to hunt down this username and block it from my matchmaking

>>184409082
I know you're just being silly, but I live in the city and I carry a .40 with me wherever I go, because there are people like that out there. Machoism is a one-way ticket to natural selection.

>>184409470
Hillary's a crook and you're a moron. Imgur exists independently of reddit, and is convenient for me since I work off multiple computers.

>>184409040
Dad

I wish I could watch replays sometimes.
I just got the rainmaker to the goal completely alone.
I suppose everyone else was busy in a shootout or something?

Why the fuck does Salmon Run rank you down when you lose a player?

Any profreshonals hanging out this late still?

>>184409546

I don't know if you realize the hilarity when you unironically internet-tough-guy an ironic internet-tough-guy like that.

>>184409271
What's that strawpoll in your tab? Is it the poll where seabaggers got BTFO by squidbaggers?

2/4 for Profreshional Salmon Run

>>184409648
>>184409687
still waiting

>>184409545
>not wanting to squidbag master squidbagger Rainy
Pussy detected

>>184409613
Because your boss is a dickhead.

>>184409674
I don't know if you realize the hilarity of you completely failing to grasp the point of what I said. Because it's pretty funny.

>>184409675
Seeing as no such strawpoll exists, no.

>respawn on moray towers
>someone shooting directly at us with an inkjet
>instantly gets shot down

What are these new meta tactics?

>>184409751
sent a friend request, barafag

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>>184409840
i would rather stick my squidbag in the ocean

>>184409687
>want to join in
>am only go-getter
If only I was better...

>>184409875

ur a joke m8

Should we just get a random for the last?
If anyone's a profreshonal, we're 3/4 now.

>Want to play with /ink/ for easy SR wins
>Friend codes are a pain in the ass and I don't really want to add people from 4chan because outside of games they're weird retards.
Modernize your shit, Nintendo.

>>184410052
I tried that already. It... did not work.

>>184409938
I wish we could help but they made it retarded to where your rank can't go up but it can still go down if you lose so the risk isn't worth it.

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cute shota squids!

>>184410036
I'll pop you right in the gob m8 I swear on me mum.

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>>184409565

>doing really well
>look at the top right halfway through the map
>realize the other team is down a squid
Im not sure I like how this game always just continues like normal when someone disconnects. I guess it doesnt matter so much in turf war but its still lame as hell.

>>184410070
it takes all of two seconds to add a friend code dude. We need a fourth, come play.

>>184410070
I mean, you can join a Switch Online lobby without friend codes if you have a phone.

So the best shop remix is for the shirt store, right?

>>184410070
that isn't very nice, anon.

>>184410159
the MMR gain/loss is heavily reduced for unfair matches like that though

Hero, Tim and isaias thank you for that 87 golden egg run a few minutes ago, if you're here please give me your friend codes so we can play profreshional again.

>>184409687
Sent request

>>184410240
>he did it!

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>>184409938
im profreshional ,anon.i dont mind joining you if you host

>>184410256

If you're Steven, Nintendo's online is retarded and gave me a weird error when I went to accept it and deleted teh request so you'll have to try again.

>get demoted from profreshional
>get sent back to overachiever where still no one knows what to do

>>184410315
That's odd, it says you accepted on my end. I'll remove you and try again.

>>184410240
>he does it!

>>184410240
You can send request with anyone you played with you know.

I'm just gonna form the group, bowz, so you can add people without having to reconnect

>>184410427
If it makes you feel better they don't know what to do half the time on profreshional either.

>>184410450
It worked this time, room is up

>>184410123
I don't blame you.

>>184410282
Nah, it's fine. I'll join a group after I git gud.

Fly Fish shouldn't be able to launch missiles at players if they're facing the fucking ocean

>>184410645
fly fish on this map are fucking cancer