/palg/ - Paladins General

I want to put a rose into Fernando's mouth!

>>184274672
Careful anon

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>>184274672
we believe in you

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This is Evie here to tall about OP's condition. He has now gone into cardiac arrest from trying to rush out an OP on mobile when he just woke up. Poor guy.

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>>184274672
I want to spit and shine Drogoz's rocket launcher

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>>184274936
>>184275064
Fear not, love will prevail.

>>184274672
Truly, a bravery befitting someone named Fernandoposter. You are a shining star amongst us.

>>184274672
I want to wrap my lips around Fernando's rose

>>184275124
Hopefully he makes a full recovery

>tfw went into training to play some champs I never play, since siege match takes ages to find at this hour and the onslaught is full of tryharding premades
>get bots and people in your team at the same time
>people answer bots when they say 'nice job' or something like that
C-cute.

I like Ash, she seems like a decent bully

I CANT IMPROVE ANYMORE FUCK MY HANDS FUCK MY HANDS I USED TO BE SO GOOD A YEAR AGO ON FPS GAMES WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME MY AIM IS NOT IMPROVING IT IS GOING TO WORSE

>>184278182
dude, smoke some weed

>>184278182
>MY AIM IS NOT IMPROVING IT IS GOING TO WORSE
A lot of people have said something like this before, after playing a lot of paladins their aim in other games just goes to shit

Does the proximity card on Ruckus worth using at all?
The numbers seems so meager even if you max it

>>184278353
I started smoking cigarettes a year ago. Could that be the reason.
>>184278430
Like it is not even in other games. I can't improve my aim in paladins and my aim was better like 3-4 months ago. I am going to worse.

>>184278182
Make a conscious effort to aim every shot, I noticed not too long ago that I have actually been on cruise control for aiming this entire time. It's way easier now.

>>184278628
the one giving dmg res per nearby enemies every time you advance? that card is fantastic

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Would you want crossover skins between champions?

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Hemlock Willo is a must have:
>it doesn't make you cringe every 5 seconds(JUST A PRANK BRO XD)
>looks cool
>pic related

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I appreciate you gave my sweetheart the spotlight for this OP, anon.
I hope all of us and our loved ones remain safe this time, but sadly I can't be certain about it.

>>184279279
>ying using seris skin revealing her true abyssal nature
>they add some creepy as hell efects

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>>184279279
And Ying as Tyra was what the guy responded to.

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>>184279279
Sha lin in Fernando's armor.

>>184279279
I want crossover voicepacks.
>everyone with Sunkissed Cassie vp

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>>184279279
Wouldn't mind.

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>tfw real name is fernando
>spic
>can't play a character with my own name

>>184217041
here you go anon

>>184279279
>Ying in one of Zhin's outfits

Just like the old days.

>>184280638
Not sure how to feel about this

>>184279826
Okay, but Fernando in Sha Lin's clothes.
Or his Vigilante skin.

>>184280638
>can't play a character with my own name
Why?

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kneel

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>>184280757
>Vigilante Nando
>Him in a tight bodysuit
Very nice.

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I need some Lian art.
Please post.

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>>184281053
K

>>184279868
That's a really cute Ying.
Do you mind if I save it?

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>>184281053
I liked this one. Don't want to become a massive waifuposter here as well.

>>184281506
people here are husbandofags for Fernando and furfags for Pip and Drogos
Waifufags aren't as bad

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If someone from your team is flaming/made a hissy fit at you, can you withstand it or not?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13572382
http://www.strawpoll.me/13572382
http://www.strawpoll.me/13572382

If you answered no, what would usually happen to you? Do you get anxiety up your ass? Can't aim due to shaking? What is it?

>>184281634
It depends, if they're going to vent but still keep their head in the game and try to win i'm fine with it. I get annoyed with the people who die once spam good game then afk.

>>184281021
Tbqh we need Zero Suit Fernando asap.

>>184279279
I'd rather crossover skins from Smite to Paladins
Jing Wei skin for Cassie WHEN

Damn you can really shit out damage with less effort using overdrive
Jumping around with aerial assault is still more fun though

>>184282443
>zero nando
>isn't selfish
>cares a lot for his teammates, not only women
>no self compliments, only team compliments
>especial line interactions with normal nando, who gets more voice lines too
>this is a cool team, its like a normal team, but with us in it
well, he fires ice and has clothes for low temperatures, of course.

>>184283638
you know that isn't what he meant right?

>>184284325
but i want that anyway, its my oc, no steal

I want Ying to step on me

>>184285610
she doesn't even touch the ground!

>>184285693
That's what makes it dirtier. She'd have to literally lower herself to do it.

>>184285693
it would be cute to see her try and fail

>>184285820
friggin lol

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>>184285610
>>184285820
You're a really strange person, and I don't very much appreciate it.

I took Ying's mirror and I gave it to Fernando

>>184287285
What did he do with it?

>>184287471
Take a guess
here's a clue isn't something good.

>>184287814
He gave it back in exchange for a kiss on the cheek?

The mods need to start banning you fucking degenerates. This general wasn't anywhere like this a few months ago.

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>>184281018
Please don't post thumbnails when waifufagging.

Is there anything in particular I should really watch out for when playing Ash? So far I haven't had nearly as much success playing her as I have Fernando.

>>184288453
Yeah it was barely alive, waifuposting is part and parcel of having a healthy general.

>>184285850
That would be adorable.

>>184288879
What loadout do you have with her?

>>184288879
Most important thing for Ash is to shoot squishes and push tanks off the point.

What killed the Smite general?

>>184289465
I've heard people blaming Discord for it. People just started talking about it in other places and didn't bump it.

>>184288453
Then you should start talking about the game.
Last night the thing went almost 40 minutes with no new posts.

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is this game worth playing if I'm masters in OW

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>>184289164
Just trying out her basic one right now since I've only played three or four games as her. Still really new overall, level 11, so I'm not sure if it's something I'm fucking up at or if it's my turn to get the potato teammates.

>>184289294
I'll keep trying at that.

>>184289902
sure. it's free, no harm in trying it out

>>184289740
Shame, I just came back to the game after a short break and now it's gone. at least I still have paladins.

>>184289914
I recommend trying to change up her build. The extra second of shield you could really do without, and Fervor can probably be replaced too.

>>184290101
You can still talk about it here, a lot of us had played it or still do.

>>184289902
If you're bored, yeah I guess.
Just remember the first five Account levels are against bots, and after that you'll be up against fresh smurfs and possible retards.

>>184289914
Her default leggo is good, you should get good enough with situational awareness to use bash as a free get-out-of-jail button. If you want to use her in every map, you should need a backup build for maps with no pitfalls or the enemy team buying resilience.

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>>184290586
Thanks m8s, I'll try changing things up the next few times I play her.

>>184290370
>You can still talk about it here, a lot of us had played it or still do.
oh ok, I'll remember that next time I feel like I need to ask something. thanks

>>184289902

Sure. It plays a little differently, but you might enjoy it.

>>184291035
Feel free to just talk about it here too. But you need to post futa with it if you do that.

How do I get good with Bomb King

>>184293754
>throw bombs
>kill stuff

>>184293754
Roll back to ob48.

>>184293718
>being a futaposter

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Make sure you don't die over night /palg/

>>184296158
W-what is she doing with that finger?

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>>184296158

We will not die, not yet, amigo.

Good night, anon.

Haven't played since March. What's new?

>>184296964
A bunch of new champs mostly. There's a new gamemode but it's kind of meh.

>>184296964

Several champions, a few nerfs, a few buffs, a friendlier essence market, a less friendly gold market, and a King of the Hill/Deathmatch mode. Anything in specific you wanted to hear about?

>>184278182
degenerative brain disease

stop watch anime

>>184293754

Work on Poppy Bomb jumps, put Grumpy Bomb anywhere where you want the enemy to run away from, detonate quickly, don't start your Ult on solid ground where the enemy can see you. There's not really a big secret to him.

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Damn it, why do I keep fucking losing with Lian?
I'm not even a bad player. I usually end up getting the most kills and damage
But I just can't win with her.
Inara? No fucking problem. The match is as good as won, but Lian? No matter what I do, I will lose

>>184299109

Perhaps you're not capitalizing effectively on lulls between enemy spawns?

>>184299109
Make sure you're using your aimbot skills to kill confirm instead of just doing empty damage that gets healed up. Other than that, I can't think of anything beyond target prioritization and/or the rest of your team sucks.

Buy barik, yes or no
>inb4 one anon says yes, one says no and one says maybe

>>184299109
unlucky

>>184301220
he requires too much awareniss for too little pay off imo.

>>184279279
I want Willo's outfit on Fernando.

>>184302583
I want to gun down ying in cold blood, emotionless the whole time as she begs for her life

>>184303491
mhm necrophilia

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>>184303491
I do as well.

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>play of the game
>it's viktor's ult

>>184279407
What is this, a picture for Willos?

>>184305036
>Play of the game
>It's a lian misses all her shots besides autos

>play andy then
>people willing to play front line and supports and do pretty good
>play andy now
>most people think i'm an asshole and just start picking nothing but damage and flank
it wasn't like this when I was starting out what happened?

>>184305723
>Playing Androxus
You are an asshole, anon.

It seems like half my grenade kills as Viktor happen when I throw it blindly around a corner or when I chuck it at where I think Maeve is when she uses her ult

>>184305879
i just wanna shoot people in the face man

So im super new to this game but liking it so far... a few questions.

1- Is there hilariously bad hit detection? Or just stuck playing with BRs and the lag compensation is unreal? A lot of kill cams im dying in has bullets a full character model away from me hitting. Somewhat frustrating, assuming its just a poor recap since I dont hit those shots.

2- Is there any reason to not take the -% heal item? Everyone and their mom takes it every game, and it seems like basically negating healing is fucking strong.

3- mirror lady is my waifu

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>>184307254
hitboxes are big in this game

unless you're a tank that needs rejuv, take life steal. Kill to heal is a shit noob item

Good taste

>>184307254
If they don't have a decent healer it can be worth it to take the shield breaker

Otherwise that's your go-to

>>184307254
killcam is shit and not accurate
cauterize is the go to if they dont have a strong shield
ying is a decent waifu

>>184307254
Wrecker (shield break) is only useful against Fernando, Torvald and Ruckus

It's a waste to use it against Ash, Inara, Barik and other front lines.

Usually, let the damage take the wrecker so they can destroy shields faster, while front lines and flanks take cauterize to finish them off.

>>184278430
fps arent the exact same. going from bf4 to call of duty is tough

>tfw takes two years to find a siege match
h-heh

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Is Over the Moon viable?

>>184308357

Odd, it's usually up within a minute for me. Are you in the under 30 or over 30 queue? Are you playing on a weird server?

>find a game
>some one failed to join
>X failed to make selection
>your gane crash
Rinse and repeat.

>>184307254
The hitbox in the game is generous but not as bad as some people think. The replay, however is borked. I had a Top Play of Jenos' ult and it shows me aiming the ult a few meters to the right even though when it happened I was aiming straight forward.

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new player here
im trying to do a good build for tyra based around the grenade launcher since im using mercy kill

thoughts?

>>184310262

Do you really need those six extra rounds?

>>184310452
any suggestions for what i use instead, anon?

>>184309692
My life but instead of game crashing it just throws me out of character screen to queue and sometimes I'll get this bug where it won't let me accept when it says match ready and when I try I get the sound that indicates I already accepted but I didn't.
>>184309429
Don't even know what that over under 30 stuff means and I'm playing on NA server [spoiler/]console if that makes a difference[/spoiler]

>>184310725

Well, you're probably going to be buying Nimble, and unless I'm much mistaken, that doesn't stack with movement buffs. Tyra does have long cooldowns, though-maybe swap it for your choice of Ranger I or Volatile I. Then, you have two points which you can use to get Primal Might 3, or max Quick Release and get Primal Might 2.

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There should be a slow tank hero that takes a minute or two of getting to the point from the spawn room. It would have a deployment-mode that takes a 10 seconds to deploy and 30 seconds to de-deploy. It's pretty much unkillable machine of mass-destruction once it deploys so that the enemy team would have to balance between prioritizing destroying the tank player keeping the capture point occupied.

how is dorogz considered top tier?

hes so easy to gank or otherwise kill

>>184310935

Well, when you're under account level 30, you're matched based on account level. When you're above account level 30, you're matched based on elo.

And console does make a difference-you're playing on different servers with an older build than the PC populace, there may issues at play we don't know about.

>lol sorry no support I don't have enough lvl xDD

Can fucking Hi-Rez make it so that to be in comp you need 3 of each class level 4 min?

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>>184310262
Here is what I run on Tyra. I feel like 4 extra ammo is enough and the extra health is pretty much needed to compensate the lack of mobility and allows you to wins duels a bit more easily. The Firebomb is too good to pass up on some CD for it, tracker was just here to see if it has some values as a one point card and should be changed for something else. Bandolier 2 is good enough and I feel you can get better investments for points beyond that.

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>>184311557
Salty retards who lack awareness and team play. They commonly also complain about retardedly OP heroes like Viktor getting minor nerfs. Drogoz is pretty much a mortar team. High damage but slow as fuck projectiles, meaning ranged high damage heroes can shit on him without effort. That's why you should always coordinate with one as he keeps bombarding the capture point.

>>184311816
>Viktor
>Retardedly OP
Huh? A single decent Andy or Maeve and he's done for.

>>184311918
or a good zhin

>>184311983
Zhin isn't quite mobile enough to chase him down if he decides to scurry off, but he does have a good chance in a toe to toe match

>>184312058
>zhin
>not mobile enough
try a speed build

>>184311918
>Maeve

hahahahaha, good joke m8

>>184311918
>playing bomb king
>viktor comes around corner and I almost shit completely on him, he runs back around the corner
>comes back three seconds later with almost full health
Viktors, Lexs and tyras are the people that always completely fuck my shit in a 1v1 and for some reason every game I play has at least two of those

>>184312242
>iddy biddy hitbox
>high mobility
>Does well at close range
Hmm
>>184312292
Yeah I find that Bomb King either has to kill Viktor in one go or he ends up getting killed.

>>184312371

Viktor has great sustain and surprising mobility. If you can't make good use of your burst damage, you're in for a rough time against him.

They need to rework victor's legendaries

>>184307416
Kill to heal is good for Barik, if your team is capable of securing kills with the help of your turrets.

>>184308751
If you can secure kills and take the soar cooldown reduction on kills.

>>184312371
>High mobility

lol

>>184313908
She has a speed boost on demand and can reset it with 9 lives if she has to, and has an innate double jump

That's pretty high mobility if you ask me

I'm getting tired of Tyra's firebomb following me through the entire map

>>184313993
Viktor has as much speed on Hustle without cooldown his damage is also much more reliable.

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>Cardio Viktor
>Run in circles through/around a house chased by Androxus
>Every time I hear him take the third dash I run a little more and then turn to light him up then start running again when he gets in his optimum range
>Wear him down over the course of about 30 seconds and kill him
He was probably buttmad at me before then because not once did he stop and go after someone else or even try to go around the other way. I can only imagine how asshurt he was after I killed him.

>>184313993
her movement is very momentum heavy in the air
her double jump more often than not leaves her a sitting duck because she basically can't change trajectory while floating by

>>184314498
That's true but when you're up Viktor's ass it doesn't matter that much

>>184314335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

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Is it me or is Cassie fucking ridiculous

Just keep rolling with the extra damage after roll card and the card that lowers the cooldown of the roll if you hit with the boosted bolt and you're putting out a fuckload of damage

>>184314934
a really good cassie is scary as shit

>>184314934
She's first character that Bird admits is blatantly broken. Plus, you forgot the double shot combo where she hits you with blast shot along with the boosted shot for 1.2k+ damage instantly.

>>184314602
I guess it's fine for sub 2k elo Viktors(which is the majority of the playerbase).

>>184312154
not mobile enough

>>184316182
Yep, can't tell you how many times I've gone sailing back in a straight line and then nailed by an unavoidable arrow because that's how knockbacks are supposed to work right

>>184314934
Not like its that hard to make the roll card have internal cd..

If I had a penny every time a teammate didn't follow up to my Jenos q on a low target I'd be filthy rich.

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competitive should require champion mastery up to level 10, and mastery in at least 2 of all 4 classes.

The amount of fucking idiots in this mode is starting to annoy me.

>>184317789
>Q an enemy
>End up saving them

>>184318281
It would probably serve as a bit of defense against aimbotters and smurfs, so I am all for that.

>>184311816
gods id wish drogoz would land on me like that

>>184318281
I think it should the requirement should stay as it is
But, when you play you're only allowed to play your champs with 10+ mastery

I just played with a lvl 5 Lian that probably think he's hot shit because he got a quadra in onslaught

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>lv 10
>only play ying
>still using autobuy

>>184319845
>there's literally only 4 choices to make

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>>184319845
>Friend refuses to turn off autobuy
>Plays flankers
>Autobuy gives him horse speed first every time

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Can't believe i lost to these niggers

>>184320564
You had two flankers, Anon. Don't be too hard on yourself.

>>184320564
New guy here, is there anyone that reloading speed would be better than the other thing?

>>184320871
The only one that might benefit from reload speed is Buck, and even then he has a card for it. And Mal'Damba for snake sniping memes

Go with anti heal/shieldbreaker.

>>184320871
damba

>>184320871
damba

caut also affects kill to heal and lifesteal

>>184321016
High dps heroes with long reloads can benefit from it. It really depends on playstyle and context. Fuck meta consensus bullshit.

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>>184321147

>>184316182
Actually he said Fernando is the closest to SS tier we've ever gotten.

>>184321406
Fucking flanknando fireball spammers

>>184321484
you don't even have to flanknando to deal shittons of damage

>>184320871
It's better in casuals where you find more full damage/flank teams so anti heal and wrecker dont come into play as much as reload speed would

>>184321706
yeah, I play tank but still use fireball/scorch build

>>184321706
It's true, the cauterize is real

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Any info, datamining, leaks about a new champion in the works?

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>>184324014
Apparently has a tail.

>>184324014
http://smitedatamining.com/paladins-ob-55-datamining-demon-owl-and-cosmetics/
this is the most recent one

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>find ash attractive for some reason
>might be because shes tall,probably fit,and will bully you hard if you look at her funny

help

I'm surprised I'm not seeing any more Sha Lin given the upsurge of Nandos.

Especially with the Shifting Sands legendary.

Is tryhard going to ever get their shit together? Or will I have to go back to living on weekly crystals?

>>184324549
Get a job. Even the shittiest job can get you more crystals and it's less of a waste of time that whatever Tryhard is.

>>184324472
Since Sha Lin has no vertical mobility at all I don't think it's the best idea to play him against Nando

>>184324873
>giving my money to hi-rez
I'll pass.

any chance of founder pack going on sale anytime soon and how much would it cost if it does

>>184325074
During the summer sale it was down to 13 dollars. During the winter sale it was down to 10 dollars. I assume it'll go on sale again at some point. Maybe not super soon though.

>>184325074
We just had a sale during summer and it went for 50% off I think.

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>>184325442
>>184325074
Bought it recently at full price. What are you fags, poor?

>>184325074
It was on sale for the summer sale I think so probably not for a while, maybe in a month or two for the whole "anniversary of steam release/open beta"

>>184325646
nice try jew rez

>>184325646
I'm really heavily considering spending my shekels out for the winter chest.

>>184325851
Man I hate this girl everytime I played as Evie. Takke my eyes off from her and she killed me within one second.

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>Play TF2 and CS:GO for a while
>Stop playing both
>Check my inventory a couple weeks ago
>Decide to put my old stuff on Goyim Market
>Made enough money to buy 16k Crystals
I only bought realm pack, founder's pack and a little bit of crystals and paid nothing for it.

>>184326265
someone needs to make a happy drogoz edit

>>184325039
I'd rather give money than time. Money is a renewable resource. Time is forever lost you fucktard.

I love when I get absolutely melted by a viktor using the hipfire damage boost legendary

Anyone else have this issue where the game goes to the lowest possible texture quality? No matter what options do I use, the game just bounces back to the lowest possible texture quality, so I just constantly play on the lowest.
How do I fix it?

Mercy is like the epitome of why you should only balance for EITHER professionals or casuals, not both.

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Qt harpy WHEN Jew-Rez?

>>184327027
wait fuck wrong thread.

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>>184327127
Never.

>tfw you completely shut down a cassie as a grove
I targeted her every time, she couldn't take those +700 hits, she went 0-11-5 and I went 8-1-8
[spoilers/]are you proud of me[/spoilers]

So apart from Lizardman, how do you counter Nandos?

>>184327732
no, you messed the spoiler

>>184327842
Just shot him, nigga

>>184327842
Send him flying, usually. He wastes time getting back to the fight from wherever you throw him.
Unless he's going flanknando with scorch out the ass, in which case your best bet is to stunlock him to death with the man of many snakes or BK.

>>184327127
>>184327536

Wasn't there a data mined Owl name character? They've seem to pull out whatever the fuck they want so a hardy isn't to far out of the question. Bird legged champion would get instant fan fair. People thought mauve was going to be an actual cat girl but she is still a favorite even if shes shit. Although knowing HiRez if its a female it'll have just a feather sticking out of her head and an owl the act likes some Swain type bird shit. If male it'll be some smug ass owl man who talks with a funny voice.

>>184327842
I've liked fighting him as Cripple Jenos right now, I'm really amused at how often I get to play in my games right now, people just don't want to support. The cripple forces nando to blow CD and if he ults when you're alive and ready he dies every time. Assuming you're team is at least attempting to play their part you pretty much win the fight. I'm unsure of how to really carry with him yet, I'm winning games but a lot of the time I feel like if I was Damba I'd be in a better position to win.

I'm fucking shit at his ult though, its a fair a ability.

>>184327842
you literally can't, it's impossible to deal upwards of 15k damage on one person. You just ignore him, hope he's shit and stands on the point with his shield up, then kill him when it's 5v1

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>>184328086
It's best to keep your expectations low, Anon. That way, if they're exceeded, it'll be a pleasant surprise.

>>184324470
That's cause you're low test and porn addict.

>>184324184
stop looking at drogoz's slit

>>184324470
Sounds great

>>184328086
>wanting garbage anime-style kemonomimi or monster girls than a full fledged owl shooter

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>>184328086
Datamining mentions stealth, sidearms and flashbangs. Owls are nocturnal animals. I think they might do some sort of freaky night creature that has state-variation between being a sleepy-headed cutesy bird person and an active hunter with eyes wide open. Something like MGS3's The End meets DotA 2's Night Stalker.

>>184329221
>he doesn't challenge and dominate strong woman
you are the true beta male here, being bullied is just part of the task

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>A long 3-3 game
>over time in one teams favor
>KNEEL
>KNEEL
>KNEEL

help

>>184329919

Try ducking instead of kneeling.

>play
>lose connection/game spergs out/crash
>try to start up paladins again
>stuck in infinite restart-requiring loop of game crashing as i start paladins even after game is finished
Well fuck

>>184329919
haHAA femdom amirite?

>>184331054
Who is better for femdom Ash or Lian?

>>184331221
ash is tomboy

>>184331221
Lian is for BDSM and femdom, Ash is for fucking your boipussy raw whenever she wants.

>>184331480
ainnn

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>>184331480
nyaaaa~~

>play paladins
>random people keep adding me and inviting me to play

>>184332060
The horror of people wishing to be friends with you...

>>184331054
wasn't it "dats some FEMDOM SHIT rite there!"

>>184332175
>do you have a mic, anon?

GROHK, GROHK, GROHK, GROHK! WOOHOOHOOHOOOOO!

>>184333274
Nice one, grohk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3I42HihcHE

>>184329246
Don't worry, anon, I had that picture only for drawing reference.

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>have an inara that's too scared to get on the point

>>184333415
>hello darkness my old friend
Quality writing

Why is the game called Paladins?

wtf I hate Fernando now

>>184334349
Do we even have a paladin in the game?

>>184334349
I think Paladin is a title given to the end goal of whatever this fraggle rock of a roster is fighting for. It can't just be raw profit. There needs to be some kind of Holy Grail.

>>184333778
>it's a barik sets all his stuff right next to the point episode

>>184334778
we fate now

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>>184334829
>there's a flanker trying to capture the point
>it's me

>>184312242
Nozhing personal, kitten

>>184334829
What's wrong with this?

>>184334829
that's actually a sound strategy especially if most of the attacks are directed at the point

>>184334829

But anon, it's fun watching flankers trying to use their mobility to stall the point getting shot repeatedly by hitscan turrets.

>>184336684
I'm talking about Bariks who can contest(no pressure on them) but chose not to.

>>184334829
>it's a "you're Zhin and murder the enemy backline but the rest of your team loses the point" episode

>>184338550
Sometimes they're waiting for people to actually group up instead of just running into the meatgrinder of a fight. Barik is strong but he can't really fight alone without having a set up first.

>pick fernando win
>not pick fernando not win
palatards????

>>184339134
HaHA hahahaHA! HA HA HA!

is there any good paladins porn yet

>>184339134
>A 15,000 hp champ good
Wow really?

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Speaking of crossovers, one time I switched between Androxus and Zhin and Zhin got stuck with Andro's MVP pose, Revolver Ocelot emote, and VP. I gotta admit that Andro's DEATH AWAITS YOU ALL worked well with Zhin's ult.

There was a game a while back where my allied Ying had the Mad Scientist Pip VP

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>>184339536
>using shield as Fernando

>>184340289

That's kind of a funny bug.

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>>184340289

>>184340963
*breathes in*
BOI

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>>184340289
Animation mixups are always funny

Why is my paladinsguru not being updated anymore?

>>184342061
s'cus they broke down....

>>184342103
hope it doesn't come back

>>184342103
Thank god.

>It's an ''A PLAYER FAILED TO JOIN'' episode.

>>184343574
>it's an "unable to switch to requested map" episode
their budget's running low

>every fernando in every match gets 100k+ damage no matter how retarded he is

I hope every single redditor who whined for fernando buffs dies a very, VERY painful death

Competitive on Jaguar falls
>teammate picks kinessa

>>184343773
>if you're a tank, then you can't flank
No

>>184343932
>champions with 15000 effective health should deal more damage than damage champions
sub 1500s everyone

>>184343806
>anything at all
>team mate picks sniper
Honestly top bans are kinessa and torvold.

>>184343773
he was fine after the range buff but people for some reason still made him out to be garbage. then came the fireball cd reduction
he's definitely gonna get nerfs next patch; but i just hope they won't give him the maeve treatment and just revert him back to OB53 - original fireball cooldown, but he gets that 500 health back

>>184344052
That's a real tank for you :^)

>>184344097
>but people for some reason still made him out to be garbage
Because the people who play him ARE garbage
They can't get anything done if the champ they play isn't broken

>>184344097
We're talking about HiRez here, ofc he'll be rendered useless in the next patch. Along with Lian. But not Cassie because she'll probably get +200HP and lower roll cooldown because she's Cassie.

>>184344417
i mean, aegis nandos who do nothing but sit on the point with their shield up are shockingly common, but i wouldn't say that everyone who plays him doesn't know how to work him
a competent fernando can get shit done, with or without the fireball cd

Where does this tank must deal shit damage mentalily come from?

>>184345098
LO-rez

>>184345296
Yeah, the tanks are really shit at the moment, they need a damage buff.

>>184344097
>but he gets that 500 health back
lol

>>184345296
>>184345434
This
Tanks are so weak right now, thanks to lo-rez's shitty balance
Only fernando is playable, the rest are irredeemable garbage. Why does makoa's hook not let you 1 shot people? Even blizzard got this right for a while before they went full retard. Why do barik's turrets take more than 3 seconds to kill anyone by themselves? Fucking TEAM FORTRESS 2, a shitty game from 10 years ago got this right.

Fucking shit, why can't anyone balance their games right

I mainly ban so my team can't pick shit champions

Why does it have to be like this

Teammate bans makoa, picks Kinessa

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>184345979
the fuck are you talking about? tournament is on 3 tank meta right now and tanks are shit?

>>184345979
play call of duty if you want characters made of paper

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>>184346632

>>184345979
no joke though bariks turrets should be invincible and you should be able to deploy an infinite amount

>>184345098
Why would anyone pick damage if tanks did as much damage with better survivability?

>>184347304
Also, they should heal Barik no matter where he is.

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>>184345979
If you really hate nando, play omnislash Zhin. Just delete him from the big fights. Most are cocky as shit right now due to the "mainstream coverage" of his power level so you can get a lot of cheeky shit off.

This is a weird patch but for a lot of players this will be their first real encounter of a strong Fernando, which is kind of fun in a way.

other than the guns looking like glorified nerf guns, and the maps not having a real theme between them and looking really unpolished this game is pretty fun!

>>184334778
Paladin, palace officials. Old french or italian. Basically means just high ranking warriors.

>>184347304
>flanks are all garbage but that's not enough, let's nerf them even more XD

>>184347543
Gameplay always trumps graphics anyway, so who cares

>>184347723
Barik turrets should also cripple in a 10 m radius.

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>>184335091

Giant muscular electric American lion man champion when.

>picked a character
>game crashed
>opened the game again but i didn't rejoin automatically
>"you cannot join the queue yet, waiting for match to end"
BRAVO LO REZ

>>184347543

Glad you're enjoying it. The visual style can rub some people the wrong way, as can the general lack of polish, but it's a pretty good game, I feel. Just needs some work.

>Literally cannot press the accept button
>my cursor is literally stuck in the background highlighting the boxes
>''''Deserter''''
Ecks dee

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Going longer 1v1 against Ash as Fernando and shit-talking through VGS is starting to become one of my favorite things in this game. I can keep that shield up all day long while Ash just keeps shooting and ramming against it. She just keeps panting and grunting while 'Nando can go:
>YEEEE-HE-HE-HEES
>MAGNIFICIENT
Eventually she starts losing morale to fight and I can spray some fire on her. Maybe she can try pounce on me and assert dominance but usually I just respond with my immortality. Towards the end I also love throwing *you rock* as in:
>I can see a piece of myself in you
It's all quite boner-inducing, really.

>>184348425
At least you didn't get as far as champions selection. The 5 minute ban is painful.

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>>184348425
Welcome to Paladins.

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>>184348592
You're like a baby. Watch this!

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I played fernando literally for the first time today (have been playing this game for almost a year) and holy fuck he's so broken right now

I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing, I'm just running straight into people's faces and spamming my 2 second cooldown fireballs and getting kills with zero effort, it legitimately makes me feel sorry for the players I kill

How can anyone defend this

It's hard choosing between haven and blast shields when i'm up against meme 4 damage comps how do I decide?

>>184349136
If you're playing healer or tank, just look at what kind of damage they have and pick whichever counters them more
If you're playing damage or flank, pick life rip instead

>>184347543
Look harder, it's medieval fantasy setting and everything seems to revolve around crystals.

Why aren't you playing Flankdamba RIGHT now?

>>184349934
Because made out of glass and even with the reload stun you won't have enough time to kill most of the good characters.

>>184350032
>2600
>glass
HAHAHA! I highly disagree good sir, you have obviously NEVER tried Flankdamba.

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as a frontline how do I deal with enemies on rooftops taking pot shots?

>>184350460
you don't, you rely on your flanks unfortunately

>>184350460
Use the environment to prevent being shot.
Rely on your teammates (which means that they're not going to go away).

>>184350460
You cant really, you need your flankers to do their job, hide behind tree/box to the sides when needed so you dont die

>>184340465
It might be just an armor, but Nando looks kinda THICC

>>184274632
>have trust in my flankers and pick acorn to counter the 2 enemy tanks
>being flanked all day by Lian
NEVER AGAIN

>>184351263
Lian's bullshit regardless because of grace and low cooldowns on everything in her kit.
Plus she has Cassie's zero falloff damage so she can plink you from across the map for full damage every time.

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>>184351263
>having trust in flankers
>or any other players on your team

>>184351263
Scorn is shit, pick Blastflower every time

>>184351263
>acorn
if you mean scorn, it's fucking garbage, use blastflower

>>184350460
As Ruckus? Jump on their fucking faces with Aerial Assault.
Snipe with Fireballs as Nando, try to come closer and hook them off the roof as Makoa, as Barik you go Tinkerin on Timber Mill, as Inara you try to outpoke them or hide behind the wall, as Ash shield or the same as Inara, as Torvald you curl up an cry in the corner. Or ult them. Or just leave the point to your healer and go punch them in the face or something.

How would /palg/ feel of Wukong was introduced?

>>184353010
Only if it's a cute monkey girl.

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>>184274632
You are in the Paladins club and this guy slaps your waifu ass
what do?

>>184353458
Call my brother and we kick his ass together.

>>184353458
hit the reroll button
;_;

>>184353458
*rerolls*
nothin personnel kid

>>184353458
Why do people lose their shit when they get this quest? I mean just invite a random player at your friend list It's not that hard

>>184353653
here's the catch
>WIN 4 games

>>184353653
it is if you live in South America ;_;

>>184353653
Ya gotta win, is the thing.

>>184353458
just memestack with the discord

>>184353774
>>184353938
It's even easier to win if you party up with someone, get a phone and communicate with him through skype or discord.

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>>184353161

>>184354001
Meant to say mic instead phone, but I think you already get it.
If he's bad invite him to play seris/jenos and be your personal healslut, then you pick androxus or drogoz

>>184353458
I've never finished this quest holy fuck.

Are you excited for the nrg tourney /smgen/

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>look like i'm going to have a good team comp
>somebody leaves before the match starts
>happens multiple times in a row
>then get a match with nothing but flanks and damage

Hi-Rez please

>300 essence away from a legendary
>open 4 chests
>get nothing but skins,emotes, and voice packs
How is it possible to be this rigged?

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>crashes every other game
kinda glad the API isn't back online yet

>play anything but andro
>lose
Why even bother?

>>184355546
Andro is worse than Evie LOL

>>184355546
Same with me and Viktor. Holy fuck I solo 1v9 carry that shit with my russian fuck, but whenever I try new shit, I usually lose. Really ramps up the thought sphere.

Man, Jenos' heal is weird. I just had a match where our Willo with the mark on her survived against four people shooting at her. And they had caut.

>queue for siege, payload and test maps
>90% of matches are test maps

why does lo-rez want me to play their garbage gamemode so much

What's with the match making in this game, its so frustrating. I win and lose in clumps which never happens in any other online game

Win 5 games
>your winning to much we are going to stick you with shitters
lose 5 games
>your losing to much so we are going to stick you with competent players
win 5 games

repeat