/ink/ - Splatoon General

rape woomy

when the fuck is the next salmon run I have work tomorrow dammit

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squid kid tids

Marie!

is stealth jump good?

>>184134460
there is such a thing as too T H I C C

>>184134525
in 2? no
it only hides your jump from far away players now, not up close ones.

what happened to the white anchor tee with run speed up on the app? its gone for me but i dont think its been 24 hours?

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Has there been ANY fresh gear to come from splatnet2 at all in this week?

>try to get first post
>filled captcha correctly
>it starts shitting up
>some faggot posting garbage gets first instead because of captcha faggotry
FUCK THIS SHIT

>>184134614
They stay up for 12 hours.

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>>184134460
what about squid kid boody

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Have you prayed to our lord and savior, the almighty king of shooters, the multirole of multiroles, the lightning bruiser and a generally awesome gun today?

>>184134737
only with no clothes on

>>184134712
oh fuck me i think i forgot to order it

now im sad

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tfw ranking up to S in Splat Zones by winning a 3 v 4

>>184134746
what's the point of using this

6 1/2 more hours until new dualies

>>184134737
i need more male squid kid butt pls

another question. is thermal ink good on any weapons?
i thought it would be good on a rapid blaster, but it doesn't have enough range. I can only imagine it being good on a jet squelcher since chargers kill in one hit anyway. maybe the rapid pro will benefit from it.

>>184134612
really? weird. so, the superjump marker will pop in when you get close enough like the grass in Zelda?

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>>184134767
this is the farthest i can go

>>184134858
im fucking HYPED
meme lobby where

>>184134790
>oh sink me
I wish lines like this were filtered to Splatoon equivalents in /ink/.

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>everyone using dualies, brushes, and aeromemes to try to win zones
Why aren't you using the best turf coverage weapon in they game yet? Did you not play splat1?

>>184134951
I don't know how far away it is, but at first i was using it like "Hey, i have stealth jump, how do they know i'm jumping there?!" then i actually read the description and was just "OH, well this sucks"

>>184130634
i actually thought about getting a capture card to watch my matches afterwards and learn from my mistakes but 200 bucks is pretty much

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>>184134830
mfw ranking up to S in splat zones but getting carried harder than a ton of bricks
fuck it, it's payback for that losing 17 kill game...

>love the new mines
>want to use something other than the rapid blaster
>nothing
eternal rapid blaster fag

>>184134835
Inks fast
Splats fast
Runs fast
Makes lines to swim in fast
Perfect synergy with the subweapon
Best special in the entire game, that also synergizes with sub for a potential perma-echo
Consumes no ink
Gear independent
Will never ever be nerfed

>>184134835
Getting hipster points.

>use Splat Jet
>can't hit anyone, get splatted 90% of the time
>someone else uses Splat Jet
>can't hit him for shit, get splatted 90% of the time
IT'S NOT FAIR

>>184135431
Sounds like a crutch weapon to me.

What do I need to be to be able to add slots to my gear?

>>184135431
you forgot that it looks like a .357 and is fresh as fuck

>Almost exterminate Octarians, driving them into underground without zapfish
>Steal the children of the Salmonpeople
>Are obsessed with fashion and fads
>engage even as children in ritual warfare

Are Inklings literally the worst species ever?

>>184135129
That's not an H3, but 96 also has very respectable turf coverage, and, more importantly, at good range.

>>184135167
I lost a few ranked matches because I didn't realise they changed it until it was too late
sorry my teammates

>>184135585
Be Level 30 and getting Super Snails.

>>184135617
Don't forget
>use Zapfish as a source of electricity
That's some inhumane shit
then again, they're not human so...

>>184135545
it really is the new inkzooka... the hitboxes are way clearer, though, so im fine with it. fuck those hurricane things from the first game

>>184135617
Don't forget that they don't give a shit about anything but their own vanity. Also the octarians nearly whipped out the inklings and we don't know if they've ever negotiated so their persecution seems fair. The salmonid thing seems cruel, going to their homes and murdering them en mass to feed their children to a bear

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>sneak behind enemy team on Shipyard
>climb up their tower thing
>see their entire team standing in the middle of the splatzone
>jump off and activate Splash Down right above their heads
>get quad
>ranked up to A+

>Play a game with charger
>Can't hit a motherfucking thing
>Next game
>Getting splats left and right/I am the aimbot
>Next game
>Can't hit a motherfucking thing

Why can't I be consistent with this thing? I know my teammates are rolling their eyes at me when I only get like 2-5 splats. You should have seen me last game, damnit

>>184135558
That's the thing, H3 only deals in JUSTICE. If you don't do it justice, it won't dispense it to squids of opposite colour.

Post Inklings committing war crimes

I like the N-zap! Sticky bomb is a good sub weapon and ink armor is a good special, especially in the opening rush when the whole team is alive and fighting.

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>>184136005

>>184135882
Just keep practicing. You could start with octoling levels in singleplayer until you're more consistent.

>>184136005
>squash_headband+ika_dress+teal_sea_slugs+eliter_3k_scope.png

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>>184134936
actually found one
lucky you

>>184135805
>actually getting hit by inkstrikes
???
you can hear them coming from a mile off
definitely the worst special of splatoon 1

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>>184136221
DELETE THIS

If you use chunks to replace an existing slot on any piece of clothing, you get a chunk of the sub you replaced.

>>184136221
I see you and raise Gas Mask+White Anchor Tee Aerospray

>>184136372
the butt and bulge are good but something about that style seems off

>>184136417
It wasn't for killing much unless rainmaker is involved, moreso for quick, safe area denial. You could do so much with that shit, from harassing snipers to smoke grenade entries to sneakily claiming objective or important flank to locking enemy between yourself and wall of death to winning turf wars in most stupid way possible.

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So why are you still in C rank?

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>>184136005

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>>184136417
I'm pretty sure he was talking about the inkzooka projectile which had a much wider hitbox than it appeared

>making my way through B in all of the ranked modes
>decide to go back to turf wars to grind abilities
>can't win a single match out of 10

Somehow I thought players would have gotten better since I left, not worse.

>>184136909
LEAVE ME ALONE

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>>184136909
>tfw you are not C rank

>>184136221
remember the old days of gas mask, part time pirate tee and blue moto boots for the e-liter

>>184136417
i was talking about the inkzooka and rainmaker rounds, mate.

>>184136909
I only seem to get to play one 2-block of two of the ranked modes every night because of work and I'm not so phenomenal that I can carry my team with ease

Autobomb nerf when

>>184136593
neat

>>184136961
It didn't, it's just that Inkzooka's hitbox, unlike most projectiles, is not calculated shooter-side, but rather defender-side, as you can outrun it at longer ranges. Same with Rainmaker tornado.

>>184136909
because I just got used to the motion controls finally

>>184137257
oh I'm a dumbass

>>184137086
>just got my first S
>too nervous to continue and push towards S+

>>184137321
>Can't run from it just follows oyu for hours
>Cheap ink cost
>Small so can't see in fights

Every weapon is a crutch weapon.
When are we getting ink boxing gloves.

>>184137447
no you're not!

>>184137427
then why randomly one shot me when I was an entire squid length away?

>>184137561
aww

What weapon would only a madman use?
AKA what is the worst weapon in the game?

>>184136143
There's literally a button for that

Have they released gear with Ability Doubler yet?
Seems pretty fucking strong.

>>184137486
No gloves; just bare-handed squid CQC.

>>184137757
The only thing that has it is the Splatfest Tee.

>>184137757
splatfest tee only

>>184137757
splatfest tee only

>>184137757
They already said it is exclusive to splatfest tees.

>>184137660
Gootuber is pretty much the least often used weapon in the game. Can still work but there is no real reason to play it.

>less range than regular charger
>charges up slower
>gimick is barely ever useful

>>184137757

does it only double sub abilities on the splatfest tee or all abilities you're wearing

>>184137757
Each main ability is worth 10 points. Each sub ability is worth 3 points. Ability doubler is giving up a 10 for 3X3=9 extra. It's actually trash.

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>>184137485
>autobombs used to be novelty robot pets
>and then a kid strapped a splatbomb to one
The rest as they say is history

>>184137719
it's more like
>screenshot>home>gallery>send image>open twitter on computer>open image>:orig
I honestly don't blame anyone who just says fuck it and takes a picture with their phone.

>>184136909
Because Blaster Control is a shit gamemode and the only one I can't seem to rank up in

>>184137321
>it's on the fucking octobrush
>they can throw at you and then just retard rush you, you either die to the brush or the bomb
the only way that weapon could be a bigger crutch would be if it had tentamissles as the super

>>184137950
I feel like once the meta solidifies people will find used for the long charge hold time. Personally, I always forget that charge holding is even a thing

>>184137757
Splatfest Tee. That's it. Makes sense.
>>184137660
Gootuber's net ink output is pitiful 16 turf per second, which is by far the worst in Spla2n, and only beaten by Splat1's Range Blaster sitting at 15. Even if you say "but muh charge hold" and "muh unintended behaviour of other chargers", it still is pure unfiltered sewage at keeping shit inked.

>>184138090
I kinda assumed it worked for all your abilities on all equipment. If not, you're right

Unless it doubled its OWN ability

>>184137485
It's so discrete because it doesn't ink. At least it makes a sound when it's deployed.

>>184138342
None of that matters half the time, it's the role it plays in actual strategies in actual competitive modes.

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Is my woomy cute, /ink/?

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>>184138259
>tentamissles and autobomb
>perfect bullying kit
MAKE IT HAPPEN, DEVS

>>184138597
whats with you people and orange mawcasins

they're ugly as sin

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>>184138898
>hating best shoes

I will fight you

>>184138189
literally just play a bucket

>>184138898
Oh, shit, that's an old picture
I'm using the school shoes now

>>184138996
I want that Jacket. I'm jelly as fuck anon.

splatoon 2 is so fucking effay

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God bless drawfags
Now if they can come back and draw lewds....

>>184138996
...wow

>>184137321
Seriously at least make it destroyable

>>184139087
Just tell Murch to get it for you

>>184138593
Keeping shit inked is an actual strategy you battlecod. The more control you have, the stronger you and your team are. Team without control is one misstep away from getting knocked out on the spot.
And Goo has both less splatting capability and survivability than Range, and those are the things that made it usable- it gained control by denying it to the enemy. Goo is bad at everything including splatting, however.

Anyone else unable to lean back and play? The gyro stops calibrating at a certain angle. If I hold it perfectly vertical and hit y it aims up into the sky instead of dead ahead.

>Dodge roll and splat three squids in a row
I've never felt so alive. I love my Dualies!

>>184139574
Marie!

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You now remember your biggest choke

>>184139574
Callie looks like she has huge boobs there

>>184139438
I'd still have to wait for it. Just let me be jealous okay?

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does run speed up effect splat rollers?

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AUTO BOMB RUSH WHEN?

>>184139856
no

>>184139856
No. Neither them, brushes or sloshers (for soms reason)

>>184139834
Anon senpai green ink isn't cute

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>>184139734
>left joycon dies mid-ranked battle

>>184139884
Tri-Slosher Neuveau

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>>184139884

Tri Slosher Noveau

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Is my squid a qt?

>>184139856
It never did

>>184140083

The only people who would know that are the handful of people who wasted their money on a Wii U.

>>184140059
Looks like she's ready for war.

I love it.

>>184139574
Marie in her kimino is cute

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>>184140036
>>184140045
>the most cancerous weapon with the most cancerous special

>>184140059
Get her some proper boots for that /k/rill-surp look

>>184139543
I've found that using a chair with arm rests helps A LOT. I play so much better now

>>184140059
unoriginal/10

>>184140059
Me with worse boots in 2 days/10

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fresh woomy

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>>184140214

Splatbomb sub

Slosher Deco is Sprinkler with Baller special

I really wonder what they'll put on the Sloshing Machine or even if it'll be remixed like the Duallie Squelcher

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Been looking for another pair of black shoes other than Arrow Pulls.

>>184140314
This. But this is really not comfy with regular small controllers, wide stuff is so much better with armrests.

>>184140059
Shoes do not work at all.

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>about to win a game
>get disconnected
>game has the gall to call you suspicious

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I have been gone for many moons

But I know one of you fucking squid yiffers did this, so who was it?

Pigtail squidgirl when?

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>>184135617
Inklings are basically Americans.

>>184140036
>>184140045
I'm gonna fucking STACK special power ups for MAXIMUM duration and MAXIMUM bombs.

My army will have no weakness.

>>184140649
>about to win a game
>connection issues
>down 2 teammates
>punt the rainmaker into the goal

>>184140673
I meant twintails, but pigtails would be nice too

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>>184140672
>Level 1
Pleb.

>>184140542
Doubt they'll remix it, Sloshmo is a unique mechanic on itself that always worked in an intended way (unlike stuff like Rapid that gained way too much from damage up) and has seen quite a lot of use in late meta, whereas DS was always that meh shooter nobody used.

>>184140586
punk blacks would work better

>>184138096
Is that a souped up iDog?

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At last I have escaped B rank hell!

>>184140675
Cool, the rest of you non-Americans can fight over the other species

>>184140973
That's actually what I want, but haven't been able to find them. Sucks.

>>184141114
What mode?

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>>184141114
Tfw you crawled your way up to S

>>184141257
splat zones

>maps have been updated!
>B- in Rainmaker

fuck

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Whats' a good weapon for rainmaker? I can't get a feel for any weapon in this mode or which is really helpful

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Is my squid fresh?

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>>184140938

what sub and special, in your opinion? Anything but Sting Ray and Splashwall would do me fine

>>184141320
Fuck, pretend I remembered the meme arrows

>>184141484
Basic

>>184141391
I just spammed the tri-slosher. it's an all around strong weapon and armor helps the team

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>>184140649

>>184141391
I won 8 matches in a row today with the 96 gal in Rainmaker.
Seems pretty good.

>>184141320

Go outside

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Screw being fresh
I'm on vacation

>>184141391
>tfw I use the same weapon in every mode
Get on my level scrubs

>>184141678

that looks fresh enough to me

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>one win away from A rank
>our team takes rainmaker early, absolutely crushing it
>just about to win
>"The software was closed because an error occurred."
>???????????
>open game back up
>rank bar is cracked
>"PREEEEEEEETTY SUSPICIOUS M8"

Just give me what I'm fucking owed, Nintendo.

>>184141678
i like it though

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>>184140673
>ponytail never ever

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Rain Maker

Today is the complete opposite of yesterday. I was winning lost every match. Today, my teams are running around with their heads cut off in rainmaker getting killed over and over again leaving me by myself.

>>184141901
I want all of this especially the clothes

octolings in MP when

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>>184136930

>>184141901
hope they add more hairstyles in a later patch

>It's a charger doesn't actually help push the objective episode
FUCK OFF

>>184141954
I always booyah people who sacrifice themselves to get the lead

>>184141990
winning every match*

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I'm not making it to A, am I?

>>184139237
>inkbrush

>>184141502
Sloshmo+ Point Sensor +Stingray, the ultimate "what walls?" kit. Second would be something like splat bomb and something supportive.
I just hope it keeps its run speed, though, no more and no less. I'll do with any kit.

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>>184142114

if they don't I'll be amazed

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I've had a streak of losses earlier today, but I managed to get to A- in Splatoon zones so it's all good.

>>184142197
>do your best

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This is my green beret woomy. She comes with her own theme song and everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWjkeXKPQOI

I couldn't be bothered to wait until I had a green ink and I need better boots

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>>184142197

A derank is coming

>>184141901
>no delicious ginger squid
why tho

>>184142572
What happens when you de-rank? How far does your bar go down into the prior rank?


I remember in the first Splatoon, you would lose points, then lose 30 points of the other rank.

>>184142114
>>184142249

They should have a "lenght" slider, like the original hairstyle being able to chnge between >>184138597 and >>184136961 and everything in the middle.

>Game starts
>only 3 inklings spawn in the enemy fountain animation
>game ends instantly
wat

>>184141484
Yes, very nice. But not using a hat is cheating

So should you just be picking by the weapon itself now and disregarding subs and specials? It seems that they balanced all the good weapons by giving them bad subs and specials, even though they're generally irrelevant anyway.

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>>184142770

it becomes an empty bar at the next rank down

>>184142969
Why so harsh? The least they could have done was make it half.

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he wasnt even afk, how the fuck is this possible

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Do you guys think that the Inkzooka was op and the Tenta Missiles are a good replacement; or are they just as fucking cancer as each other because it sure feels like it

>>184143080
It's not harsh. you easily cross the safety bar to avoid falling a rank in the first place. you're gonna need a massive loss streak to really derank

>>184142903
You should be picking a weapon out of your playstyle and experience with it.

>>184142775

That'll be Splatoon 4. Splatoon 3 will be clothes being 100% cosmetic might get the ability to dye your clothes as well

>>184143192
My playstyle is winning. My experience is irrelevant because I'll become more experienced by using the weapon.

>>184143081
Surely you can't be serious.

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>get more kills with the stingray than your primary

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i am so sick of moray towers
out of all the maps to add back why did they pick moray

everywhere i look it's moray
please help

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JUST FUCKING SHOOT THE GUY HOLDING THE RAINMAKERS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>>184143408
hello, worst special in the game

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Give me twin tentacles dammit

>>184143401
same, I loathe it
blame splatfest

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Having fun with your amiibo?

>>184143471
never

>>184143462
that's not sting ray

>>184143401
But Moray is fun
The reef on the other hand...

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>>184143404
>tfw when a guy carrying the rainmaker appears in front of my 96

>get first on my team 3 times with the default weapon
>lose two of those times

I fucking hate this game. Where the fuck are my teammates.

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>>184143471

give me crowns, diadems and coronets first

>>184143306
...?

>>184141391
When in doubt just use SS/SS jr

>>184143686
surely...

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>join ranked
>Connection is unstable
>rejoin ranked
>Communication error
>re-rejoin ranked
>"you've disconnected too many times PREEEEEEEETY suspicious fishious"
>re-re-rejoin ranked
>communication error
Fuck you Nintendo.

>>184143462

what's wrong with iit

>use stingray
>Mc Chucklefuck on the other team thinks he can sneak up on and get an easy kill on me
>quickly change direction and blast him as he turns the corner

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Holy kek

>Rainmaker team gets right up to our base
>Hasn't even been like 2 minutes yet
>Kill inkling holding Rainmaker right before they get the win
>Ink armor on, pick up Rainmaker
>Calmly walk into enemies base and win with almost no resistance.

Granted, somebody triple killed them with Inkjet between our base and theirs but still what the Fuck? Did they just give up?

>>184143774
it's your old damn fault

>>184143805
easy as fuck to destroy and get away from

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>tfw you drag your team kicking and screaming to victory before they have a chance to fuck up.
I will escape these C Rank shitters even if it fucking kills me.

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When will drawfag return? I love his art style

Who "B" here?

>>184143886
FUCK YOU THAT WAS MY GAME
My teammates were fucking jerking off staring at walls, I'm still salty.

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>>184143934

Ambush special then and not a panic button. Sounds perfectly balanced how deadly is the explosion

Was anyone else prompted to do a system update before it would let you join matches? It's doing that to me

>>184144107
That's not ink

Abilities and tips for roller?

>>184144038
Nice generic woomy

>>184143570
Only C ranks think the string ray is bad you pleb

>>184144123
nvm it let me in all of a sudden

>>184144107
>special that does nothing regular flanking with your main weapon doesn't do
lol

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>>184144164
I like the long hair and she looks like a Parisian
This is his art style, it's pretty good

>>184143770
i know, i realized it right after i posted it

im dumb

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more gay squid doujins when?

>>184143630
Reef is way better than Moray.
Moray is literally a Charger heaven and turns it into a campfest.

>Rainmaker open unshielded near our base, contested
>Only guy on our team alive jumps off and pulls out his tentamissiles, letting them cap unconstested
Closest I've ever been to throwing a controller in my life

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>>184144358
I'd like this exact pose to be drawn as well. She looks like a big goldfish.

>using Nzap
>up against three Aerosprays in Turf War
>use superior range to farm them for kills
>team pushes them back to base
>they're starved for turf to paint, never get to push with curling bomb barrage
>they can't approach because they'll get outranged and killed
>win by over 20%

So I'm guessing this is why it's a meme to use the Aero in ranked.

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Huh, I thought you could only skip 2 ranks at a time. That’s both rank ups I’ve skipped across an entire letter.

This way!

>>184144481
Fuck you phone. Sorry I can't into photos

>>184134746
What the fuck happen to the old animation to this weapon? Now it's just this continuing flow of boring animation.

Humpback being removed from Splat Zones when?

Someday I'll find out why everyone uses berets. Although, what's really more used? The beret or the black biker jacket?

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>only need one win to rank up in rainmaker
>bar has 3 cracks
>oh boy oh boy
>game starts
>we win in 1 minute
I won't say I'm unhappy but it sure as hell was pretty anti-climatic

>>184143854
>stingray DPS is so low that he splats you anyway

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>>184144421
Source?

>>184144531
they changed the algorithm today to allow higher skilled players a quicker climb. seems like the low S rank population alarmed them.

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Why the fuck are the characters in this game so goddamn adorable?

post your cutest woomys, spaghettis and octos

>>184144687
Same thing here, getting matched with borderline retards 5 games in a row.
I swear to god if my bar breaks I'm going to kill myself

Public service announcement: Always check the shops before buying the shit you ordered from Murch (unless you really want the abilities).

I almost bought a pair of shoes from Murch for 50000 when Bisk had them today for 8800

>get rainmaker
>autistic teammates think its TDM and don't flank enemies or help me out
>enemy gets rainmaker
>they KO in 10 seconds

Kick out these retards and make tutorials for the Ranked gamemodes mandatory.

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>>184143471
I've good news for you.

>>184145004
>not just buying everything from the shops every day

>>184144727
I don't wanna get banned for linking it myreadinanga

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>>184142197
>>184142572
>>184142357
I don't know how but I did it. Again.

>>184143805
>the baller
do nothing

>>184143854
>Start up stingray to kill a dude behind a wall
>He moves away from it
>I follow after him
>Sweep over two enemies apparently close to death for an instant double kill

Neat

>>184145049
You forgot
>teammate gets rainmaker
>they take it the worst path possible
>they stop feet away from the goal to fight the enemy
>they take it back to your own spawn

>>184143894
Ranked is literally the only mode that does this shit.

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>Rainmaker outside their main base
>all four of us there fighting with it
>Brush guy says This Way!
>Literally just sprints up the middle of their base painting
>Enemy ignores him because who would be stupid enough to actually do that
>Me
>I would be stupid enough
>Follow him directly through enemy territory
>By the time they react we're at the podium

had a good laugh after that one

>>184145105
I don't got that kinda money because they keep throwing Salmon Run on when I'm working.

And the point still stands ya nitwit

Is it supposed to be this easy to rank? I've been playing splatoon for a grand total of a month and reached B+ already for rainmaker and splat zone

i want saltspray back, with out kraken and bubble this time.

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>>184144687
Horseapples, that's exactly what you want at such high stakes

>>184145332
I'm going back to Turf War. I actually make use of my EXP tickets there. Hopefully the retards get flushed out and Nintendo removes regional matchmaking. The Japanese will be competent at least.

>>184145165
What's the title anon? Having trouble finding it

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>when you only now realize
>Mr. Grizz (Grizzly Bear)
>Salmon

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What's the worst hair in the game and why is it 3?

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>>184145704
>The Japanese will be competent at least.

>>184145604
If you're higher than where you should be, you should be steadily ranking up, without really losing rank.

If you're actually good, you should be jumping to A/S.

>>184145604
Splatoon 2 is still fairly new so there's a lot of new players which make it easier to win ranked matches

>>184145773
It's actually 4, aka the "Tumblrina Special"

>>184145774
Anything will be more competent than literal retard in Ranked still inking the spawn. Prove me wrong

>>184145760
looks like https://exhentai.org/g/916420/ae07b1597d/

S+ is so dead, I'd actually rank down just to play more if I could get a fucking game going. I guess it's waiting time for me.

Anyone has the link to the discord?

>>184145773
My vote is for 4 because fuck that tumblr hair.

>>184145931
a japanese literal retard inking the spawn while your enemy is a lagging octobrush abuser

>>184145773
They should've added a normal ponytail l or something instead of those 2 hipster cuts

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>>184145483

I'm in the same boat. I play an hour at most a day unless it's my days off so I can't unless I'm killing it in ranked

>>184145773
Depends on the hat. 3 looks great with the visor and headbands.

>>184145704
>>184145774
I somehow got matched up with some Japanese for a few rounds the other day and it was so much less frustrating even when we lost. There was a bit of lag though.

>>184145768
>dayyummm
seriously tho, makes me wonder how some people made it out of the kindergarden sometimes

>>184144541
Ouch..

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>playing well enough and making good pushes with rainmaker
>not quite making it though, eventually overwhelmed
>check the map and see our chucklefuck """""sniper"""" hanging back and never pushing forward
>other player notices and decides to throw because we can't get close enough to take the lead
Please get me out of B rank

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So who's ready to become the edgiest red haired squid when you choose ketchup for the Splatfest?

>>184146149
>tfw nobody ever realizes that me spamming Ouch! means there's an enemy right on the fucking marker

>ending screen is intentionally longer than it needs to be for the """fancy""" ability unlock animation

>>184146263
Me, because mayonnaise is actually the worst condiment on the face of this fucking planet

>>184146036
I only get to play in the last 2-4 hours before midnight

I've had two nights in a row of Splat Zones on Starfish Mainstage/Inkblot Art Academy and I'm getting sick of it

>>184146263
This is practically a blood vs semen fest isn't it

>>184146265
I always spam Ouch! When I have like 39 squids around all jerking about spraying walls. While I cry myself to sleep.

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>>184146373
>hasn't had real mayo
Just make your own. It'll probably turn out shit the first time but it's better than anything you can buy.

>>184139237
Glad you liked it
Depends on what you have in mind

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>see dude in the distance
>he's using a roller
>pop ink armor
>he rolls into me
>take 0 damage but get pushed off the map
Fuck

>>184145951
well you run a bit ahead of the curve there. you can take a lil break, do a completionist on single or experiment with weapons in live target turf war practice

>mayonnaise is for brain dead obese americans

>>184146485
Skarpnye is pleased about this. If mayo looks like cum I might join, but if it's yellow, I'll definitely join ketchup

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>when you already ranked up to S+0 only to hear that the ranking algorithm got changed today to allow people to skip from S rank to S+5 or even higher

>>184146661
Other way around. American in disguise. Mayo is for euro. Not for Lincolns.

>>184146537
Nah sorry, I don't like goblin cum on my sandwiches

>>184146036
Ridiculously cute.

>>184146628
I want to fuck woomy and rub her thighs

>>184146628
bet he had a roll with that one

why the fuck is the pro controller slowly aiming to the left?

>>184145760
There are like, 3 splatoon shota doujins.

>>184146783
You put it on your pizza and hotdogs like a proper non-american.

I want to squirt my mayonnaise ink all over Marie's face and in her womb!

>>184146856
if motion control feels wonky, do the calibration in the Switch settings menu. heard it do wonders sometimes

>>184144747
Players were being fucking idiots though.
>S Rank doesn't have enough players so I'll throw matches to stay in A Rank
LITERALLY RETARDED.

I've never eaten mayonnaise in my life.

>>184146856

recalibrate your controller

>>184146429

this is the bitesize play sessions we were promised but Splatoon rewards no lifing it very generously

>>184146263
My hearts tells me ketchup but my mind and my dick tell me mayo

>Spawn in with only three squids
Oh no
>We get to the center fast with teamwork
>I decide to wait for them to burst the shield while I spin up my splatling
>All four of them rush for the Rainmaker and I kill three before one has the sense to dive for cover
>I run forward to grab the RM while charger teammate lays down a path and I just fucking go for it
>The fourth one comes around the corner, but is engaged by my other teammate while the charger lays down another path towards the goal
>I'm climbing the ramp when the three respawned enemies come around the corner and kill me

I might have over extended but I had no idea how the fight behind me was going. We ended up losing but damn, we almost made it.That was exciting.

Once the animation for dunking the rainmaker plays you can't kill them, right? I shot someone with a charger during it and it made the hit sound but they still ended it.

>>184147112
No, you can kill them while they're dunking

>>184145773

>People bitching about 4

Tumblr doesn't own punk hair you fags

>>184135617
As opposed to the humans who thought nuking the South Pole was a good idea?

>>184143401
>We lost walleye for this
I think the poll was rigged

>>184083313
He just needs a bit of time, right?

>>184147112
You most definitely can kill them. Because I've died mid dunk before. It's either that or a lot of lag shit and tick-rate related garbage. What do I know though, I've died mid super-jump when I was trying to get away from nips back in S1 and you're supposed to be invincible after you start jumping.

>>184147270
4 isn't always tumblr but tumblr is always 4

And it's not that great regardless

>>184147270
The skrillex is owned by every crazy bitch with PDNOS on the planet.

Don't lewd the inklings

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>tfw too intelligent to pick mayo

>>184147338

Wait there was a poll

Fucking B rank charger fags would all vote for Moray

If we don't get Camp Triggerfish back I will be very upset.

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>>184147510
They lewd themselves

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>>184147519
>mixing up to and too
brainlet

Is the .52 good with the removal of defense up, or it just a pubstomper before you rank up? I don't like the sub/special, but I can work around it.