/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

>>184125764
SHIT IN MY MOUTH

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Reminder to yuros to start going nocturnal to watch all the matches at TI

>>184125992
been doing this for a couple of years now
my body's p used to it
i'm not above napping though, feels good being able to sleep anywhere

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I want to ream Rylai's ass

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>Prizepool approaching 23 million

>>184126254
wouldn't it be cool to use tinker's rearm in real life? you could cum, rearm then cum again, completely skipping refractory period lol

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who will choke in EG
shartour zairrhea or sh1t

>>184126137
thats my default state anyway

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can I still post webms?

>>184126137
I'm going to have to do this shit while working a labor intensive job in the morning fuck my shitty life

>>184126421
Shartour and sh1t for sure
Sumail, zai, and universe are solid

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>>184126559
artour usually plays pretty wel at TI, but cr1t is def going to choke yeah

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>he is a slave to the circadian clock
>he doesn't adopt the Uberman Sleep Cycle

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Is Valve sure about inviting him? Mason might break his twig faggot ass with his bear strength.

>>184126448
if they're solid 2013 material then ye

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>gf wears a CM cosplay
>we bang with her wearing the CM cosplay
>can't play CM anymore because I just get horny
>go from playing support to offlane
>gain 600 mmr
Wtf am I doing dotards?

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>>184126137
YuroNEET reporting for duty, I'm already set, let's get this show on the road

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>>184127338
>tfw always tired no matter how much i sleep so i undersleep anyway

>>184127519
bragging

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Which team are they going to cause an upset this time?

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>literally the epitome of /d2g/
>never streamed doturd yet

Why?

>>184127519
Sounds like you scored

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>>184126559
>>184126706

as a former Shartour and Sh1t poster I must admit I was wrng

Cr1t is WAY better than Zai, people who would claim otherwise don't even watch the actual games they just repeat memes and or are gay for him

>>184127738
All of them. They are gonna win.

>>184127823
that has a dick doesn't it

>>184127823
Nice tits but wtf is wrong with her eyes?

>>184127519
things that never happend

>>184127823
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/8/8c/Mir_spawn_04.mp3

>>184127519
>things I do not believe are true but I hope are true

>>184127895
what is that whore doing at a capeshit convention

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>D-DENDI IS GOOD!! IT'S THE OTHER 4 PLAYERS FAULT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE TOP MIDS?? IT'S LE DONDO YOU FUCKING REEE, DENDI IS THE BEST FUCKING SHIT TEAMMATES BRINGING HIM DOWN, LE LEGENDARY DONDERS!!!111

you'd have to be underage to like arteezy

>>184128285
GoT is a capeshit yaaas kweeen show now.

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>valve will use the underwater terrain on TI7

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>>184128306

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>>184128306
Literally no one in d2g thinks dendi is a top 10 mid. I'd even think that south americans can beat him.

how much of a friendless loser do you have to be to think someone referring to their friends as "the boys" includes you despite not even knowing your name lmao

>>184128740
>boys
reddit: the phrase

>>184128740
friendless loser here even i don't do that so there's an extra layer of faggotry behind it

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https://twitter.com/teamsecret/status/891002670571339778

>>184129217
LMAO

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there's 1 way out of this

2 tangos

or else
not gunna say what'll happen or anything but something might hapi will feed the courier and deny all my itemspen

>>184127927
she's 1/4 black
>>184127916
no dong

>>184129442
did you have a stroke?

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>>184129628
I mean, if she wasn't a quad I'd bang desu

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>>184129217

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>>184129970
>>184129217
isn't this guy a furry porn artist?

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>Day9 is hosting TI7, the biggest esports tournament in history
>still is allowed to cast for Hearthstone
WTF WHY IS THIS ALLOWE DOTARDS

>>184130243
all it shows is that dota talent is garbage tier when valve have to keep outsourcing talent

>>184127823
>epitome of /d2g/
>female
lol

>>184130243
>>184130456
I dont get why couldnt they just bring in Redeye again, that dude is beast

>I'll play loads of pubs today, lets go for 10!
>4 games later i want to kill myself

How do those autistic neets and pros play like 12 games a day, its so hard.

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>>184129217
>tfw knew multiple people like this and now try to avoid playing dota with them

>>184130519
because day9 is who you bring in when your esport is at its crest before crashing down into the trough

>>184129217
>EG has ppd
>DC has Mason
>Secret has SunBhie
my top 3 favorite teams now

>>184130626
>autistic
There you go

>>184127567
that frog looks like varoufakis

How the fuck do you build Lone Druid now?

>>184130243
He should shave his head, and get in shape a bit, and he'll look pretty good.

>>184129970
Lmao imagine being that much of a fag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWXR9a3bE5Y
wew

>>184131398
You really don't, that hero is only good when he's good in the patch so to speak. Then froggo gives him a handful of nerfs and he's back in the shitter again.

>>184131449
>Red Bull
>Reddit Bulls
lmao 4cucks on suicide watch, start prepping

>>184131398
2 hand of Midas and hope the game goes past 80 minutes

>>184131449
I like this logo far more than their old green one.

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>>184130668
same here.
so i decided to lead the squad and guess what

>>184131398
He's one of the only legitimately bad heroes in the game right now. There's no reason to choose him over sven

I would take pleasure in torturing Day9, I want to skin him alive in saltwater.

>>184128285
game of normies might as well be capeshit since they're both a forced meme by a marketing department.

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>buy any of these cheap and cost efficient items with good buildup and your enemy has to either buy useless trash expensive 5.4k cost item with awful buildup or he will be useless against you
how is this shit balanced?
MKB buffs when?

>>184129217
agree
you know what's worse than peruvians? fuckign amerifats spewing memes and sperging when they lose.

>>184131905
speaking of which, why hasn't any captain done this? drafts based around forced itemization

>>184132023
Because dota is a game for brainlets?

>>184130626
>12 games a day
try 20 + replay reviews, pro here btw

>>184131905
javelins are honestly the worst shit ever

>>184131664
Stop posting worst tic

>>184131905
not to mention shitload of random evasion talents that some heroes have now
Why MKB has to be such expensive trash item? At least either make jewelins useful or swap one of them for yasha or something.

>>184132145
Fuck off blitz, you never accomplished shit

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How does one play Tusk in these confusing modern times?

>esports in a few days
i'm so wet

>>184132145
would you describe yourself as an Arteezy without map awareness?

>>184132390
at least you know who I am and my lifework
I don't happen to know a single thing about your irrelevant existence
xx

https://twitter.com/miakhalifa/status/890742446795239424
holy shit

>>184132593
based slowpoke

>>184132593
Yesterday's news bud

so will cloud9 be allowed to play in memeleague season eight?

>>184132506
are you a girl?

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>>184132593

>>184131905
Solar Crest reduces evasion tho.
But I agree, there needs to be another way to counter evasion that isn't MKB/Bloodthorn/Solar Crest.
I've seen a suggestion of giving something like 10% accuracy on Javelin. That way you can partially start countering evasion without needing to finish MKB right away

>>184129217
>White is a state of mind
I wish it was ;_;

how to fix mkb (more specifically javelins)
>javelin cost reduced
>new item consisting of 2 javelins + recipe that gives 50% accuracy and some damage (number can chnage depending on how useful it is)
>mkb requires demon edge and this item

>>184129217
>tobi can't say something like "lame as a nigger's baby" without almost losing his career but sunhbie is free to mouth off about white people with no repercussions
there is no justice

>>184131905
>>184132979

>buffing things
BASED REDDITBRO! I ALSO LE LOVE EVERYTHING GETTING BUFFED! I WISH THIS GAME WAS JUST A PVP ARENA LMAO XD FAST PACED TEMPO! XDXD

daily reminder to change your predictions from NP to Cloud Nine

>>184133091
>LETS NERF EVERYTHING THAT GOES BEYOND WHAT WE WANT TO CONTROL
>>>/RiotGames/
>>>/Blizzard/
>>>/GGG/

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sopping wet doe ____

>>184133091
Javelin is literally the worst item in the game.

>>184133091
>Nerfing things

BASED LEAGUE BRO! I ALSO LE LOVE EVERYTHING GETTING NERFED! I WISH THIS GAME WOULD KEEP REMOVING DEPTH AND STRATEGY FROM THE GAME AND JUST MAKING IT MORE AND MORE BLAND

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How do i climb out of the 4.2-4.5k never ending purgatory d2g?

>>184132770
yes :3

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>>184133229
teats

>>184133414
but are you a girl (female) or a attentio seeking queer faggot?

>>184133453
i don't think there's a need to clarify between girl (female) and girl (male). i'm a girl

>>184132979
>50% accuracy
>accuracy
Literally the most retarded concept in Dota.

>>184133414
L O N D O N
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D
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>>184133532
And trannies are too

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>>184125764
I want Luna to be my MOMMY!

Who /watchingTIatoffice/ here?

>>184133952
>working in an office

how can people do this?

>>184128285
.. She plays jean grey in a capeshit?

>>184134008
Its easier than ur typical retail min wage trash jobs

>>184126559
>universe
>solid

Will this guy ever not be overrated as fuck good lord. His peak was at Ti4, and he stopped being one of the best offalners post ti5.

Post ti6 he's been actual trash, like holy fuck he's so fucking washed up at this point it amazes me that people still think he's some fucking god tier player

>>184127895
sever at work looks exactly like sansa

>>184134008
I used to ask the same thing, but its only 6 months and the pay was so good that I would be able to survive the whole next year without working at all.

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>>184134008
Lots of people are too fragile to work any remotely exciting or fun job

>Tfw EMT

>>184134387
>its only 6 months
What?

>>184133349
the time when i climbed from 4k to 4.8k kinda is a blur to me now.
I mostly insta picked ember mid (that was when bans etc weren't a thing yet) and kill stuff until the enemy ancient fell over.
good times

>>184134470
Based minimum wage cuck

>>184134508
Are there actually thirdies this bad at english on d2g that a simple typo makes the entire post unrecognisable to them?

>>184134470
>emt
You have my thanks

>>184134593
Your post makes no sense retardbro

>>184134554
>Minimum wage

I don't make great money but it sure as hell ain't minimum wage

>>184134692
t. SEA / slav / peruvian subhuman

He's saying after 6 months of work he's made enough money to go full neet for then entirety of next year

perhaps stick to forums that use your disgusting tribal mother tongue? Clearly english is too difficult for you.

>>184127895
>Cr1t is WAY better than Zai
Lmao, not even close, I have nothing against Cr1t but Zai is like top-3 tier support in the world skill wise.

Post predictions, please.

are there even any support players from NA

>>184134894
So i did understand it right, he claimed there was a typo tho so i guess ur wrong witj what he said, anyhow unless he is a senior software developer i call bullshit. Office jobs dont pay that amazing unless he had no bills to pay and lives with his mommy.

>>184135086
the only good NA native supports tjat still playu are aui

and

that's about it

>>184135083
DC vs EG grand finals

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>>184134975
GH Jerax and Cr1t are all better than him, he peaked in 2014/2015, people don't even watch the game they just sort of remember that he used to be good and just repeat memes because he's attractive

>>184135198
>Canada
i'll repeat
are there even any support players from NA

>>184135317
Canada is more NA than the states is retardbro

@184135317
shit b8

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>>184135317
B9?

>>184135317
Canada is NA you stupid fuck, just say America if you're looking to stir a "LOL MCDONALDS IN FLAMES" response

>>184135462
>>184135376
Oh I get it, so Canada counts as NA, but anytime VP wins a LAN it's HAHAHA BLASTED YUROKEKS

>>184135376
>filled with chinks and shitskins
Nah I'd say it's about the same now
t. Quebec you fucks

>>184135535
Vp is cis you stupid fuck

>>184135594
And CIS countries are in Europe
Thanks for agreeing with me

>>184135535
>vp
>eu
Euroes are really reaching for it

>>184135136
Software developer indeed, not a senior but still manage to find a job for the goverment of my country. I live with my gf and I have bills to pay, and living as I am now, it is enough for me to live the whole year without worrying as I do now. That, or buy me a car and get another job in January

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>tfw no 6k hipster qt
jdimsa

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>>184135737
And Korea is in NEA but they play in SEA.
Are you actually this retarded?

d2g i literally cant win enough games to unlock the quest skins... shoot me

>>184135856
Literally who?

>>184135738
Americans are still in their eternal orgasm after ppd won a TI so what

I don't discredit ppd because he's a great player and watching his time as the captain of EG was incredible. But him and Fear are quite literally the only good players America ever had, maybe mason as well.

>>184135136
Not that guy but most corporations I know give their software engineers a 6 month temp position, then renew it if he doesn't fuck around. The pay is usually the same as a permanent position but prorated from the time you start work.

Something tells me you never got that far in corporate jobs.

>>184135961
some jordanian slut that dumped her bf to fuck RTZ's cock at TI6

Does the "Commends" option on your profile show how many times you've been commended, or is it how many times you've commended others?

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>>184135961
The Epheynator
>tfw a girl has higher mmr than me
at least she's white

>>184136073
obviously the former

>>184136046
source on this happening?

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>>184136046
>some jordanian slut that dumped her bf to fuck RTZ's cock at TI6
Ephey is pure.

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>"gyehehe, stahp it Lyralei, that tickles!"

>>184136039
I work for a privately owned compamy not a giant corporation, hope u enjoying that snails pace climb to the next promotion ;^)

>>184135969
Ok? That doesn't answer why euros think VP is EU.
They are CIS. They are ours. Fuck off.

>>184136046
>d2g gets so assblasted that a girl is better at the game than them and actually has friends among pros and goes to TI while they're in their mom's basement grinding to 2k for half their life that they need to make up lies on the internet about her
lmao at your life senpai

>>184136342
>ours
you're european you dumb bitch

>>184136074
>MENA
>white
Aha no

>>184136362
? she was with Justin that guy who used to play on CoL and she dumped him right before TI so she could fuck RTZ, this is common knowledge

>>184132023
forced itemization happens every other game you retard, if you can't see it then its because ur bad

>>184136389
No, I am a slav. Europe is not one bloc you faggot. Even if you split it into E vs W there is still divides.

>>184136132
Okay. Only asking because I don't trust Valve to do anything smart.

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ephey

>>184136707
Ew

>>184136534
except he joined col after TI
nice try

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>yuros are shamelessly trying to take credit for this man's accomplishments

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Jag på bilden

>>184133315
YEAH LETS JUST OVERPOWER EVERYTHING BRO I DONT WANT MY GAME TO BE "BLAND" I WANT OVERWATCH MOBA!!!!

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how do you feel when this guy wins TI7

>>184137458
Hopeful that i might one day too see his skill level.

>>184137458
DC has never won an elimination game at a LAN. Don't get me wrong, I like the players, but the team is less than the sum of its parts and honestly pretty terrible.

>>184137458
how do i get cool cap like that

>>184136870
Euros have no shame

>>184137458
I will probably kill myself

>>184137138
tfw no titan chan waifu

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>yuros chronologically and biologically cucked for trying to watch TI

>doing the slardar quest where you have to take 2 towers before you lose one
>lose a tower
>abandon
i dont want my few force 50 wins to come without a quest, im desperate for the skins and i cant win many games

>Fly sold out to the highest bidder

I'd expect nothing less

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>doom daily quest
>tried 1-3-1 tank, lose
>tried 2-0-3 lane harassing support, lose
how do i play this nigger?

what hero i pick to stop losing streak
you guys lied to me forced 50% doesnt exists

>>184138705
>tank
kys

why did sunsfan dump dc? story?

>>184138705
if youre in shit tier which i asume you are go 1 position buy midas get doom gold talent get 6 slotted win

this only works if youre in a tier where enemies dont know when to end the game

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>>184134008
>Make six figures
>Work like 30hr/week and fuck around the rest
>bad

REDBULL PUSHING THE HIGHGROUND

>>184138548
we were actually easily winning the game too lol, I did not want to waste 30 min AND a rare win without getting closer to that slardar skin.

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>>184138556
You don't say

What the fuck do i build on Nature's prophet to deal some dps? Hex is bad now its not even funny

>>184139054
the environment just seems so fucking horrendous to me, spending thousands in a office space seems like hell

>>184138976
sajedene getting paid only because she occasionally sleeps with him hurt the org

>>184138976
his thai slut gf was leeching money from the org in between post-game stress relief sessions. and the guy who actually owns the team wouldn't put up with it anymore so Sunsfan left

>>184134008
>tfw everyone has told me all my life that i should find a job im passionate about
>decided i might as well commit my life to helping people
>go through nursing school
>have to work tons of overtime
>on my feet all day
>get shit from patients
>get shit from doctors
>get shit from other nurses because im male
>always just wanted a boring desk job that i could fuck around at or at the very least do some mindnumbing work and then come home

>>184139182
depends on your coworkers and environment

mine are god tier

>>184139417
>tfw went into nursing and then quit after 6 months

best decision I ever made

>>184139417
grass is always greener on the other side

>>184139417
become a supervisor, its literally a desk job

>>184139152
maelstrom dragon lance orchid shadow blade bkb

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>>184139589
I really don't understand what people see in this job. At least I make a lot of money.

>>184127519
>d2g talking about plugging heros butts
>this guy did it

>>184139152
Mjolnir, Desolator, Orchid, maybe lothars

>>184139013
i did go for the jew build after the laning phase, maybe ill just spam him until the forced 50 hits

>>184139747
>>184139838
thanks i actually keep forgetting that maelstorm exists
any tips for playing offlane prophet?

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>mfw I work from home and watch esports and shitpost on 4chan all day

Is hex a shitload of mana and stat with a nice CC on top of it or a good CC with a shitload of mana and stat

>>184140236
its garbage countered by one of two 4k items that everyone buys these days

>>184140015
Use your treants to prevent pulls and to draw aggro. NP is so easy to lane with, but falls off if you don't itemize right

>have 0 quest skins unlocked
>have maybe 6 1 star quests done
>play 7 games today
>lose 6, abandon the 7th because it was a win but quest already failed
I will never get these skins, will I?

>>184140358
what about pulling first wave with treants under my tower
is it good idea to do it or not?

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>ideal dotard doesn't even play dota

>>184140338

Yes okay but regardless

>>184140236
Amazing for od and silencer otherwise only really a super late game thing or if you need to catch an am or the like really badly

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>>184139770
From experience the people who quit like that saw huge money relatively guaranteed after education and just jumped on the band wagon. I've seen so people having to wipe an old man's butt for the first time then quit the next day. Pretty humorous

>>184140478
Depends on the game. If they have hard lane supports, yeah it could be best

>>184140568
What is wrong with her head? Her eyes are too far apart

>>184140568
>"""white"""
>hates spics
>loves baiting for (You)'s

She is /ourgirl/ and she isn't even playing the game yet.

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>TI7 host is playing Hearthstone.
Heh.

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>>184140568
3d techies goblin got out of the barrel?

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Is anyone still actively doing funny youtube shit anymore? Ded game and ded content producers.

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Guess this hero /d2g/

Pro tip hero is still viable just not for scrubs.

>>184141067
did he quit? haven't seen him stream dota in a while..

>>184140568
>>184141063
Name? Seriously considering viewing twitch again...

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>>184141067
>Dotards this cucked by blizzbulls

guys whats the current hottest low priority abuse? i CANNOT bear to play these 4 games and i can't justify spending 12$ for 4 games either. any advice? i havent gotten LP in years until now.

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>>184142460
Brittney Venti

>>184142719
4 games is 3 hours how much money do you make an hour? more than 4? just buy dota again

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>>184142549
why is dong man so based?

>>184142904
im in college and unemployed, so none

>>184142434
He already got what he wanted
There is no need to keep playing dota

>>184142434
>stream a dedgame
you now realize he only did it because he wants to host TI7

>>184143067
so you're already in low priority IRL why do you think you deserve high priority in dota or whatever?

seriously think about that

>>184143257
anyone who plays dota enough is already low priority IRL. anyways i dont care i just want to know how people are abusing LP wins now cause this shit is cancer

>>184142434
he plays every Wednesday as per his contract

>>184143589
you deserve it. take your lumps

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Why aren't you watching /OurAnime/ on twitch, dotards?
Don't tell me you are watching a hasbeen play dota...... lol....

>>184142549
>blizzdrones so poor that they need to ask valve for a job
how can gaben be so benevolent

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>paying 80,000,000$ for day9

>>184140454
Just lost game number 8 FUCK ME I JUST WANT THE SKINS

>>184142340
Wisp?

>>184144524
battle pass "abuse" groups haven't worked for you?

>>184144241
/ouranime/ is not brass instruments with yuribait

>>184144689
i havent tried those.

>>184144748
>implying it is not Maut's anime
>And Maut is /ourguy/ (a failure in everything he does, objectively terrible casting, working for the worst "studio" out of the two, autist)
>ergo.....
it's our anime

>>184144241
>watching the worst kyoani

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Am I doing good senpais?

>>184144997
maut already abandoned kumiko for that seasonal slut

>>184144241
>not watching based tyler1 play god of war
beta fag

>>184136707
Fucking rofl

>>184133230
and could be the most imbalanced early game item if it were cheaper.

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this long queue times are killing me.

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Is kyoani badSHAFT or badTRIGGER

>>184146130
kyoani is badkyoani

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>binge watching The Office
>almost finished and TI doesn't start for another 5 days

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>>184125764
Which hero can you almost always do well with? Pic related, you need basically one or two items and can then run around killing anyone.

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How many players will quit and be full time streamer/coach after ti?

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>>184146501

>>184146501
Void

WHEN THE FUCK DOES FORCED 50 KICK IN, IM 8 LOSSES IN A ROW AND I JUST WANT GOYPENDIUM SKINS

>>184146758
I want to lick her slit

>>184145172
Not good enough you whore

>>184146882
me too

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>>184146501
This badass motherfucker right here
If you have a smart offlaner you can 2v5 the whole fucking team
else, you can build for right clicking, get a free skadi and deso then go rape everyone

>>184147008
If your team doesn't have lockdown he's shit. Lich is like a worse treant, only difference is Lich arguably is better early-mid game but treant is much stronger late and is a better ganker.

You could lose a week watching highlight reels of Arteezy's best plays, which don’t simply prompt commentators to exclaim that was amazing, but how is that even possible!?

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>>184145974
still no game lmao, what happed to dota 2

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>if you're below 5k
>even if there's enigma or tide on the other team
>even if you think you're good

PLEASE DON'T EVER, EVER PICK RUBICK IN RANKED

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Returning from hiatus. My favorite hero to play is Morphling. Is Morphling good right now in any way? I would be carry morphling or offlane stun oflane morphling if it's good. I would play anything as long as it's good. I just like water man.

>>184147474
all pros are scrimin' for ti7

>>184147643
fuck you nigger

>>184137458
he is such a faggy little bitch on twitter, I was all in on dc bc of mason until I saw that, makes it really hard for me to cheer for him.

>>184147549
rubick counters those though

>>184147845
Oh my god that was rude

>>184147845
Wow, you went too far dude.

>>184147643
He's good, just not picked alot
his talents are also good

>>184139182
It is, but also depends of your work itself and the people who is around you. For example Im a software developer, but I work in a place sorrounded by lawyers who doesnt understand how computers and that stuff work, just the basic Word, Excel, etc. So I spend half of those hurs shitposting in 4chan or watching some videos if I can, since nobody understand what I do nobody tells me nothing and I just pretend Im coding.

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ONLY 4 DAYS UNTIL TI7
we seriously need a squilliam doturd edit

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WTF I love Miracle now.

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>>184148587
There was one

>>184147965
>doesn't steal bh/ravage
>proceeds to be a ranged creep for the rest of the game

>>184148909
who is this

>>184149060
a little girl

>>184149060
a male skeleton mage

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>tfw no CM gf

>>184146758
i want to plug that butt

>>184145560
tyler1 doesn't deserve to be playing a game as good as god of war

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I wanna plug her butt

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>i voted rubick

no I want to plug her butt

a dead thread
for a dead game
full of people who are dead inside

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if shitbick gets an arcana im done with dota

the last thing i need is my teammates picking even more useless shit than they usually do

>>184150814
your parents are dead you fucking idiot black nigger faggot

>>184129217
/d2g/ btfo tb.h fa.m

>>184146758
i want to suck her feminine penis

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>>184151450

>>184125764
how to leave 2k and get to 3k. I play mostly pudge for fun and anti-mage/axe/mirana/tiny/lifestealer if im looking to win games. What are some tips (beside getting good) that im obviously missing to get better?

Like I know I'm shit and need to improve, but when you've been surrounded by shit your whole life its to realise how to get better.

/pol/ needs to get back to their cesspool of a containment board

>>184148815
looks comfy

>>184151794
Get online and never stop pushing
Pick clinkz or underlord and overpower and kill towers by 25

>>184151794
are you trying to be a pro player or something? why does it matter what mmr you're at?

if you haven't made it to 3k by now then you're exactly where you belong.

>>184151794
Focus on small things that you can improve over time. Pick a role, then 3-4 heroes that you're confident to spam. Watch high level replays/live on that role/heroes you've chosen. You can get to 3k, even 4k easy just by improving your mechanical skills desu

>>184149479
>skinny white girl with excessive makeup an above average body and attention issues

>>184152184
Exactly the kind that /d2g/ is suited for

could fly beat loltyler1 in a fight?

>>184152125
no i just really enjoy this game and want to get better, also my theory is that if I get higher mmr I'll get to play with better people making it more fun enjoyable.

>>184152157
thanks man i guess ill spam more then but what about in cases of counterpicking where the counter isn't my select few heros?

>>184152115
cool thanks

>>184151794
https://youtu.be/W_uI6QEGz6c
there types of videos are usually a memes but this one is decent if you dont hate his accent too much (skip to 9:50) and its mostly up to date
tldw: pick good carries that don't rely on having supports babysit them too much (sven is still pretty much perfect hero for this)

>>184151836
>putting them in that containment board radicalized them
You are part of the problem

>>184147354
>Good offlaner

If you're drafting with a friend you can get both a Lich and a Faceless Void to ruin everyone's day

also buy an atos if you need lockdown so damn bad

>>184152454
>my theory is that if I get higher mmr I'll get to play with better people

trust me, you won't.

stay where you're at and just have fun.

>>184152387
Probably. Isn't he experienced in Krav Maga?

>>184152834
>not going for the most WHITE MALE lane aka kotl+lich offlane

>>184152454
>of counterpicking
In your bracket you don't really need to counterpick. Just focus on getting gud

>>184152863
>fancy gypsies dancing moved sold as "martial arts"

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>>184152863
yea but tyler is from the streets and krav maga is a meme.

>tfw on a 3-week holiday for the greatest shitfest of the year

>>184152915
while offlane Lich/kotl is 100% fun allowed, there's no lockdown. His complaint was a lack of lockdown makes Lich useless.

Dark Seer would be a good pick with Lich. He may be more of a safelaner, but once you both hit level 6, the enemy safelane will be unwinnable

looking for the image of the three spirits drinking with brewmaster can someone post it for me

>>184153141
Why is his chest so roundish?

>>184153141
Lmao I lift at a local gym that also hosts some MMA gag and the number of 'street fighters that come in and talk shit only to get laid out is hilarious.
That said, I have no idea what Krav Maga deals with so eh.

>>184152684
cheers man appreciate it

>>184153141
This nigga looks like mc from Bully game

>>184153917
krav maga is literally military/special forces grade CQC training

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>enemy typing ez all chat the whole game
>you somhow win
>ask why there being quite
> they start throwing a tantrum at you
>while you spam :D and is it still ez ?
my dick went hard from this , is there any better feeling lad?

>>184154649
its even better when they go from being smug and writing shit like ez or question marks to losing and suddenly hating and flaming and blaming each other

>>184154649
I had a off lane game against a trilane as phoenix and they did pretty much everything in their power to make my life hell, including a fair amount of shittalking.
Felt really good when I won my team the game about 40 minutes later by completely wiping them with a refresher double nova.

>>184153225
Same man. My exams ends next week :^)

>>184154649
yeah
making love
achieving professional goals
going on a trip with good friends
etc.

>>184155619
if i had any of those i wouldn't be shitposting here would i.

>>184155619
>in a span of under 1 hour
not really. and you can still do all of this while playing dotes at the same time

>>184155847
ah moving the goalposts I see

>This PPD stream

Fucking hilarious.

I'm playing one more game and then I'll kill myself, what hero should I play?

>>184155619
>making love
>achieving professional goals
>going on a trip with good friends

all fucking trash just melt yourself on opioids instead

>>184156241
Techies

>4 DAYS 17 HOURS

CAN
WE
JUST
PLEASE
HAVE
THE
FUCKING
TOURNAMNET
START
IN
SOME
CAPACITY

next year valve need to do some pre show / fantasy show like the gd studio did that one time for dreamleague

>>184156241
wraith king

>>184156241
any of these:
atropos
carl
lanaya
nevermore
kanye west
rizzrack

>>184156392
After the group stage A new challenger approaches

>>184154759
yeah, that's why i usually never respond to any all chat banter and just mute them. when i see i'm definitely gonna win, i'll unmute and taunt back or just type gg (the ultimate exposure)

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>win on dire
>+20
>win on radiant
>+25

>>184156241
storm

>>184156615
I have no idea what this is supposed to mean, I swear to god if it is some day 9 bullshit meme post

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How to get all of your bet points always succeed like I did -
1. Only bet if your ENTIRE TEAM speaks english. Do not bet anyway under any circumstances.
2. Only bet if your ENTIRE TEAM is above level 50. Do not bet otherwise, unless the entire enemy team is level 20 or under.
3. Only bet if the enemy team has 4/5 of their teammates are under level 30.
4. Never bet if anyone is trash talking before the game starts
BOOM. You now have an ez FREE 35+ battlepass levels.

>>184156861
underage? he's referring to unlocking a new character in super smash brothers maylay

>>184143014
>falling for a coal burner
baka donger