Aesthetic.
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Strike the earth!
In the last day /dfg/ was struck down in the deep threadlands.
>>184090130
woah is that a dwarf fortress!?
he man!
>>184092060
who dis man what he doin
>>184092590
my guess is strand extractor
>>184090236
no.
does anybody else get the bug with the siege engines?
not sure about catapults but whenever my ballista dorfs actually hit a zombie the game crashes.
Is this just me?
we should develop an art canon for dorf fort so if you have little skill drawing you can still make art for the thread!
toady knows how to make some comfy graphics
>>184095456
Thatd be nice, I want to make some art to commemorate my dorf who was constantly starting fights with the same 2 other dorfs and lost every single one of them
I suck at art though
>>184095759
>tfw never got past the first level in that game
>>184095880
IVFM is actually unique among Toady's games, in how it actually has great gameplay. the visual cues the game offers are just good enough to make it challenging and beatable at the same time, and the penalties for clicking the wrong room are just enough.
I really recommend gitting gud at this game. for the rough 30 mins-1h that the game lasts, it's a real blast.
>>184090130
Doing something like this, except multilayered, is my dream. Hopefully one day I'll be good enough.
>>184096205
>artsy organic elf crap is my dream
well then you might be gay anon
>>184095759
>mfw this looks like it could be early childhood ninedots work
>>184095093
Don't use ballistae or weapon traps in this version, if the weapon/ballista arrow gets destroyed, the game crashes because that dumb Toad shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the languages with pointers.
>>184098971
>lmao don't let dumb toady code
yeah, I'm sure we'd be much happier if he didn't make DF for us in the first place.
>>184097897
>implying commie blocks are anything else than elven propaganda used to neuter the dwarven race
>>184099954
it makes comrade urist the uberzwerg
>
The list is down to about twenty nuggets like this, which take a day or two each. Not that I'd extrapolate a release date from that... it never works that way. But we're getting there.
I can feel it, the release will be in less than ayear.
one of my miners is just stood in the dining hall holding his pick not mining, its turned on in labor and preferences. he's a few levels lower than my other miner so he probably stopped mining a while ago. what do?
>>184095456
Ill keep posting my sketches err day and will take requests if anyone asks. Scanner just got delivered too so no more grainy lamp glare photos.feed me more (You)s
>>184102085
Isolate the problem.
general (non-exhaustive) list of possible causes someone isn't doing his job: he doesn't have the necessary tool, his arm is injured, he's just not doing it yet (check the jobs list), he can't reach the job site, someone else is doing it, his labor isn't enabled, he's on break/sleeping/eating
My bet is on you fucking up the designations trapping him somewhere down without a way up.
>>184102458
i literally embarked 25 minutes ago, once he dug out the dining room he has just stayed in there holding his pick with no job, the other miner is digging out the rest of the area around him just fine
>>184102582
What about other dwarves, what about other jobs, what about the same job in other places?
Again, isolate the problem.
>>184102719
hes now looking for vermin to eat despite being in the dining room surrounded by plump helmet roasts, is it possible to have dorfs with down syndrome or something?
>>184102871
Show us your unit, job and labor manager/v->p->l screens and the meeting hall. Also did you create any burrows?
>>184102871
What's his favorite food?
Anyway, my guess is still you fucked up stairs or something. What about other dwarves? are there other dwarves that can't access the mining area? Or the dining room?
>>184103041
>>184103094
i just saved and reloaded and now he's mining fine again. for the record he had no other labors on apart from masonry, there were no active burrows, and my other dwarves were getting food from the barrels next to him just fine
>>184102440
bby scan your previous ones
>>184103268
Well, it sometimes just happens. When I removed a tavern, everyone got back to work, except for one miner who was too drunk to notice that party's over and kept socializing with dust and gabbro tables for almost a month.
Eventually he got thirsty, left his fascinating companions and started mining again.
>stumble across sleeping army bug
>try to fix it using DFhack's siren command
>they're still fucking asleep
I'm so mad.
Is there any worldgen wizard that can tell me how to get a world with lots of major rivers?
>>184104924
i mean thinking practically, if you have lots of mountains spread out and lots of rainfall then rivers will follow.
>>184104924
Is this good enough?
>>184105513
oh god I'm getting conniptions just looking at that
t. adventure mode player
>>184104924
I understand not knowing what some advanced worldgen options do, but come on.
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Advanced_world_generation#Minimum.2FDesired_River_Start_Locations
>>184105513
Made it a bit less swampy.
https://pastebin.com/C0ZpMthj
>>184105513
>>184105975
Damn nice. Thanks anon.
>>184105709
Kys please
Give me some cool ideas for worldgen to make in perfect world.
>>184103474
will do. I will probably post an imgur link or something instead of spamming the thread though. Btw im out of town until sunday nite so no new draws until then but i will post 3 on Sunday bc I must autistically post 1 a day.
>>184108009
gib parameters pls
>>184105975
>a little less swampy
>>184108486
Wait a bit, I am on phone.
Gonna try out a swamp embark, see how it goes
>>184109359
enjoy the trenchfoot
>>184107859
>how do I do this thing?
>use the given feature that is explicitly directly related to that thing.
>kill yourself.
If you just wanted someone to give you a world why did you ask how to do it yourself?
>>184110347
It just rejects world, doesnt help in any way to create the rivers in the first place.
>>184108486
>>184108801
>http://pastebin.com/AnsHjQ40
I accidentally trapped this guy in a jeweler's workshop and a little alcove for a season. I hate how tantrums basically don't exist anymore, nor do truly bad moods.
>>184113105
thamk
How do I help elves survive worldgen? Everytime they get anywhere near humans or goblins they get wiped out in few years.
A dwarf left a trail of tears. Looks like the trail goes cold at a parchment called The Village and Beyond.
>the now-tradeable artifacts
Game's getting easier by the day.
On the other hand, having a fuckload of artifacts stashed somewhere isn't ideal either.
is this a harem anime?
>>184116931
>the amount of invaders is proportional to the amount of artifacts you have
sounds fun
>>184117114
no, that's called a gangbang
>>184117114
Yep, bi dwarf turns his men into traps and always ignores poor Tosid-san.
More tears. What's going on here? Is it the pool of troglodyte blood I tracked through the stairway?
>>184117156
>the game just keeps stacking more invaders against you
Sounds boring
http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/mantisbt/view.php?id=9660
When will the toadster finally fix this schist?
>>184117920
I found one of them. I guess he was struck by the beauty of my storytelling. The dwarf was also present for my story.
>>184118282
Why is he keeping fun away from us uh??? I want tantrum spirals...
>>184118282
>We don't do balance
t. Toady
>>184118874
He is trying to make npc personalities more far complex but it may take him a long time to figure out how to make it have a more fun effect.
>>184095759
>>184095880
>>184096158
What is this and where can I get it?
Is there even any point to a map larger than smaller and with more than 50 years of history for fortress play?
>>184120990
More population, more interesting migrants, older beasts
>>184121143
Less cool spots to embark, much lower chance to influence the world, higher chance to get invaded by the shitty kind of werebeast.
>>184121656
>elven caravan has arrived
>oi urist get the ballist-
>caged giant wolf (tame)
>no need to waste wood on bolts, urist
>>184121656
>much lower chance to influence the world
How do you do this from fortress mode? I can't think of much
Man I really like that calendar date changer script but I wish the game didn't make it so the days would get slower the longer you left it on. 20 years is about as far as you can go before it becomes unbearable. Not 20 years period though I'm talking about 20 years per time you start a new game in the world and the calendar activates.
>>184122291
>dem books
>dem travellers
>dem exports
>dem getting a queen/king and becoming the mountainhome
>>184118874
Tantrum spirals were never intended anyway, so they probably aren't ever coming back unless the pendulum swings too far back in the other direction when he starts tweaking personalities again.
>remember how starting on a new world means that sites will be founded all over the place and wars will happen frequently
>want to play an adventure mode character to experience it all
>remember that none of it will matter because all the armies and refugees will just go the fuck to sleep
The more I play the more I run into this bug and I swear to god its making me want to commit sudoku.
>>184124509
It's really fucking horrific.
>when you post stories and shit on bay12
>piles of views
>no comments
>>184124617
Yep. He better fix it in the update because if he doesn't I'll bet like a million dollars that all the new thieves and adventurers will also sleep forever.
>>184122291
flooding the market with granite, diorite, and gabbro crowns, toys, amulets, and other crap..
>>184124812
Post link. I'll view it, not comment, and be mean to you here. Actually, I can do the last part anyway. Faggot.
>TFW: you wish there was some requirement for supports for underground structures.
>Feels weird making a 11x11 room without a central pillar.
>find it hard to play hilly embarks because i get neat-freakish about things that I can fix later (like entrance aesthetics)
>hate tree-roots revealing/ soil on underground layers.
>worry about running out of space in any particular direction.
>embark on volcano
>cant decide where to start digging
I love and hate this game
>>184125652
There's the problem - Toady wants phisacs and complex chemistry as well but he's afraid to overburden CPU too much. I'm pretty sure we'll get something mediocre in the coming decade, probably even IRL-like mechanics.
>>184126261
You have only one real option.
wait what
>sandy clay loam wall
>can get neither sand nor clay from it
>>184127464
Blood and venoms were in the game forever but are useless and can only be aquired through caravans.
>get a (*sparrow blood Barrel*)
>think about the amount of sparrows squeezed to achieve that
>>184127724
King Cobra venom is even harder to achieve, and an entire fucking barrel would sell for billions of dollars to the pharmaceutical industry for antidote preparation.
And here I get it for 30
>>184127724
Termite ichor barrels are even more mind boggling. And gremlin tears.
>>184128095
>bumblebee ichor barrel
>>184127464
>this was brought by the dwarven caravan at one point
>>184128882
What tileset?
>>184129436
don't remember, the screenshot is like 1-2 years old
How long does it take for dorfs to realize something is forbidden and drop it?
>>184116264
Errrrr
What
>2 of my top 3 swordsdwarves/teachers don't appreciate martial skills
>both Legendary +3 Fighters
>painstakingly design square miles of intricate bedrooms and hallways by hand
>about to get mined out
>autosave
>freezes
>>184130972
Its almost immediate
>>184133204
Huh. Is there a bug around that? It's not working.
>>184128095
>>184128648
Imagine being the guy who has to strain the ichor to get all the mashed bug bits out of it before it goes into the barrel. Maybe that's what animal dissectors actually do.
>>184128882
Now this is just fucking ridiculous
>>184134735
>50 gallons of bee sting juice
>you can't put it on your bolts, pikes, and swords
why live
>>184120748
I'm voting for myself. One of Toady's old games. You can find it here:
>http://www.bay12games.com/subgames/
>when you open your save with 6x6 embark and major river on your shitty laptop
And this is still only the starting pop.
>>184135134
>Billy! What the fuck are you doing?
>>184135414
You call that shitty?
I get ~30FPS with no rivers, temperature off and starting pop on 1x1 embark on my laptop
thank god I have a decent desktop
>>184124509
Haha fuck. After doing some testing in adventure mode I've discovered that eventually wars will just stop fucking happening after a few decades because every single fucking soldier in all the civs are no longer available since they all fell asleep in previous sieges
fucking reeee
>>184135106
You can, it just takes some finagling. Try this.
Forbid the contents of the barrel, but not the barrel itself. Dump a bunch of ammo or whatever onto the tile with the barrel. Next caravan, designate the barrel to be hauled to the depot. Your dwarves should pour its contents out on its tile before hauling it off. Alternately, you may be able to dump the barrel (but not its contents) to achieve the same effect.
I may have the specifics of this trick wrong, I haven't done it in a few years. You might want to practice with sandbags or barrels of booze before using your more limited venom supplies.
>>184137535
That bug only happens in adventure mode when the player is on site. If you retire your adventurer or just never go back to where the armies were they go about their business normally.
>>184137825
I might just be unlucky then? I haven't seen any wars in 60 years
So, did the tourney end? Is there some recap?
>>184140019
Battle royale and finals tomorrow.
>>184137575
Thats cool and all but do venom coated weapons actually do anything?
So I walled in my pasture to keep goblin niggers out, but they keep getting in anyways. If I build a roof, will the grass below die?
>The list is down to about twenty nuggets like this, which take a day or two each.
time to kill myself
>>184140345
Depends on the syndrome. If it's [syn_contact] any hit will apply it. If it's [syn_injected] any hit that draws blood and also does not sever the part will apply it. You can't do inhaled or ingested syndromes.
You should probably give your dorfs gloves if its [syn_contact]. Dunno if its strictly necessary though.
>tfw release by next year
>>184140526
Cheer up. You have waited this long you can manage!
>>184137974
Yeah, whether or not a creature is asleep (or any of the other day-to-day activity of their lives) isn't considered in the background simulation at all. It isn't until the creature gets loaded locally by the player's presence that things like personal needs and daily schedules are considered. That's half the problem with the bug we're talking about; their routines aren't updating properly when the player is around, and when the local map unloads and reloads, it just remember what was going on before and picks back up where it left off. But the fort mode and calendar advancement timescales abstract everything a lot more, and don't know or care if a unit is sleeping in the background sim.
I'm gonna go ahead and say the release is about 50 to 70 days away, maybe 80-85 but that would be pushing it.
>>184140345
Yeah, but mostly their effects take a whole lot longer to incapacitate or kill a creature than normal combats will last. Interestingly, bee venoms are probably the most effective thing to use. While something like black mamba venom will take a few minutes to start having any effect, and a few hours to kill something, bee venoms apply a small pain effect instantly, which slightly reduces the skill rolls of whatever you put a hole in. Granted, it's usually going to be a lot less pain than the hole itself. This is really the kind of thing you would do because it's cool, not because it's useful.
>>184127052
My brother.
>>184142053
th-thicc!
>>184142053
Even though I think it's ugly I have to respect the fact that you went to the trouble of smoothing and engraving the walls of the tube.
>>184142948
Only partially complete, the engravings are going to go all the way up to the nobles' rooms. Those are gem windows.
>>184143986
wrong thread sorry pls dont ban me
>>184144229
Too late.
>>184143650
I like your color scheme
Tourneyanon, I summon thee from the depths of /dfg/! Will our next tourney be a team tourney?
>>184146903
No
no tourney ever after this
NEVER
(Actually, I don't know, as I'm a poser.)
I have a bunch of caged beakdogs I captured from the goblins. Can I send them to be butchered or will they attack as soon as I take them out of their cages?
>>184146903
Yep, also, there will be 128 gladiators.
>>184148609
32 was 16 too much. I suspect it's one of the reasons that it strained the general so much.
128 would kill the general entirely.
>>184148992
32 is doable if you don't wait a week for each fight set. With 16 you can because it's less so you don't have to wait that much.
>>184149625I can't believe I forgot to take the name off
Also I'm not trying to say that tourneyanon is lazy or anything, I'm not trying to say that.
>>184149625
one of the worst offenders this time around was all the non-regulars who constantly dropped in only to yell "next round when", without even reading the documentation.
Is there a way to eat corpses without butchering them?
>>184150034
>vore
>>184150075
I just want to play as a DND style ghoul. What kind of ghoul cuts up his victim with a knife before devouring them?
>>184150270
A Romero kind of Ghoul?
>>184150353
What do you mean? Slow? Fuck no.
>>184150075
already implemented
>>184150270
Well maybe hes a more high standard kind of ghoul whos been ostracised from the ghoul community because of his table manners, and now he's out to prove himself superior by killing and eating the most fine and rare creatures in the land
>>184143650
>all that post-siege garbage next to the hungry volcano
If you're not an enthusiast of hundreds of rotting corpses lying around, you can build some tracks and make a minecart route that takes stuff from refuse stockpile and dumps it into the magma. Works really well and honestly, I just like how it makes the fort a tiny bit more alive and believable.
>>184150634
Ah thanks, I've been thinking about how to efficiently dispose of more things into the volcano
>>184132150
I did a thing for you.
>>184152306
>I hope she doesn't know how cheap it was.
You got me anon, good job.
>>184152306
>my third toe, left foot hurts
...If I have a dwarf who bites a werebeast and tears the muscle, will he get infected?
>>184153363
Only bites FROM the werebeast do that.
>>184152306
Thanks anon.
>I wish I was in my room storing owned item
kek
>>184150270
Is not that weird if you consider yourself an elegant meat eater connosieur ghoul
>>184152306
can be improved, but cool af
I have a sad tale for you, /dfg/.
>embark on island
>things going well, getting my first two squads up and running (maces and swords)
>SUDDENLY WERE-RHINO
>mace squad gets fucked up
>most of them die
>two survivors bitten
>decide to station them outside and keep the drawbridge up
>they turn, fight, and turn back
>then the captain kills the other survivor
>she is now alone
>attempt a cavein to kill her
>she hides in the corner and I only fuck up and create a gap into my fort (good for sunlight, though).
>I station her way up in the north edge of the map (caravans and migrants have been coming from the east)
>every once in a while, let her inside the fort between full moons
>she chugs booze, prays in the temple to her god
>notice on one of these visits that she is meditating on healing
>then she starts meditating on fire
>feel moved by her longing for salvation from the curse
>decide to try healunit on her and see if it takes away the curse as it does Necromancy
>station her outside
>wait
>...
>it didn't work, she still turned on the full moon
>keep up the previous state of affairs for a while, figure she can be a first line of defence
>I noticed statues getting toppled outside
>N-nani?! What's this?
>AH SHIT IT'S A WERECOATI
>send armored swordsdwarves to dispatch it (including the Legendary Fighters from >>184152306 )
>they take it down without injury
>allow were-rhino to come inside after she turns back, as usual
>re-station her when it's getting close to the full moon
>only...
>she's not going
>she's just sitting in the temple and praying, and not even a purple job icon either
>even tried burrowing her and she didn't go
>day before full moon
>do what must be done
>civ alert, send everyone down below the temple
>station sword squad all around her
>she keeps praying
>no one moving
>swordsdwarves getting thirsty
>at last...
>she turns
>and dies without a fight
:<
>>184156890
She had enough
>>184156890
God damn that is actually a pretty good story, repenting and making peace with her condition before accepting the blade at the end.
are the first migration waves automatically generated or do they take from the current dwarven population of the world?
>>184159113
I know! This kind of stuff is the best part about this game. I might even go in character and writefag it up.
>>184159253
First two waves are guaranteed to show up, even if your starting 7 are the last dwarves on Earth.
But I don't know how exactly it works if there are still dwarves left. I don't know if it just uses the usual migration code or if it magically generates them.
>>184159253
It take existing dwarves (if they exist), it should be pretty obvious if you ever look at one of them
>>184156890
>murdering an innocent citizen
Did a were-rhino touch you somewhere when you were a kid?
Wish me luck, lads, starting work on babby's first mod.
>>184162580
I only ordered them to station near her. The dwarves attacked the moment she turned.
Gonna try poisoning some weapons, whats the best venom of these choices?
Cave Spider Venom
Giant Cave Spider Venom
or Helmet Snake Venom
>>184165685
Probably GCS.
Water buffaloes are the best bovine to embark with, right?
>>184156187
Feel free, I have no pretenses about my "artistic talent." Pic related.
I HAVE A DORF EMERGENCY
The dwarven caravan came, only they seem to be stuck trying to unload. It's like one hasn't showed up to the depot yet.
Well I looked around and it seems one of them is stuck in a tree. If I cut the tree down, will I lose the caravan? Will I trigger a loyalty cascade?
>>184166882
There's only one way to find out
>>184166882
Did you try building stairs up to them?
>>184166882
Probably yes on both. Build stairs up to him.
How impossible from a technological standpoint would it be to implement the ability to "rewind" frames to see what happened on other parts of the screen while you were focused on something else?
Would it just take shit tons of memory, or does DF already sort of "cache" events?
>>184167132
>>184167108
He's pretty high up.
>>184166715
that was you?
cool man, I salute you
I think I was the one who cropped the reaction pic
>Im concerned
Out of it, it's been so long
>>184167724
So? You're not being told to build a magma-spewing lattice tower up to him. It's just stairs.
>>184140886
>speardwellings
>killed by a pike
doesnt check out
When playing in adventure mode, does anyone play as a character who butcher's their kills and carves rings and amulets out of their bones so that they eventually amass a large collection of jewelry made by the slain victims of their carnage?
I have built my up my character with grinding and adventuring for grand loot. I'm about to storm the necromancer tower with my bare hand and steel shield.
>>184172189
I made a bone amulet out of a dragon that I somehow managed to kill with punches.
>>184092060
Looks like ninedots is settled in to his new place.
>>184109359
>>184109653
Sadly, swamps and marshes are pretty hard to tell apart from ostensibly drier places. The biggest difference I've noticed is the fauna.
>>184114978
Make sure the world has a large amount of savage forest for them to live in?
>>184125142
I like to call that stuff dwarven happy meal toys.
>>184125652
I know all of those feels. Well, except for the tree root thing; that doesn't really bother me.
>>184159253
>>184160784
>>184161113
I really do wish this stuff weren't so wonky.
>>184166329
Define best.
>>184166882
I doubt killing them by tree felling will trigger a loyalty cascade, but it might fuck up trading, possibly permanently. Building stairs is probably the best choice, unless it's a whole wagon that got stuck up there.
>>184172189
Emphasis on large, since most butcherable animals will produce at least half a dozen bones.
I asked them to stay back while I was going to stealth it. Sadly one of them was an idiot and managed to talk loudly and summon the horde. The battle begins!
>>184172552
>>184168450
I built the stairs. Shit was crazy, was like 6 levels high and I had to wind around branches.
Somehow one of the pack animals was up there too. Who knew horses could climb trees while carrying hundreds of pounds of crap?
>>184172552
>I doubt killing them by tree felling will trigger a loyalty cascade
Not a cascade exactly, but the woodcutter who cuts down a tree that results in an injury is treated as having attacked the injured dwarf, for whatever reason. Pic is an execution from just such an incident. It's notable that when this happened there was no crime in the justice screen or anything, the mayor/captain of the guard/broker just walked over and brained the guy, then went about his business. Not the only time I've seen it, but probably the funniest.
So the world I created has only 50 dwarves left, not including the 7 that will be create once I start playing. Is there any way to increase this population by editing the raws? if not, whats the best way to get the dorfs to FUCK
>>184167293
I can't imagine a way to do that which wouldn't just crash or corrupt the fuck out of the active data.
>>184174038
It's a lot harder than it ought to be. If they're within 10 years of age, of compatible sexual orientations, and have some attracting personality traits or shared preferences, then locking them in rooms together with nothing to do may eventually get them to form a relationship.
>>184174038
Change the time they take to grow up
Or, just make a new world
Oh FUCK. I'm destroying the zombie brains. They can't be reanimated if I kill the head right?
>>184175684
My fortress has been fucked over by animated pangolin scales. The only way to make sure they die is to mash the ever living fuck out of them with a warhammer.
>>184175960
i'm fighting 10 necromancers atm. I'm punching their heads into pulps and kicking them into gore.
So what games does /dfg/ play other than DF?
Me? Nothing
Can invaders path through trees branches or be seen? Im roofing some land outside and I want to keep the apple trees, need to know if I have to build over the tree or if I can just let them stick out.
>>184114376
never played with tantrums but it just sounded annoying
>>184177680
touhou, HO4, little bit of stellaris
>>184177680
Right now I'm playing Underrail.
>>184176541
That works too.
>>184177680
Been playing Kingsway for a bit
>>184177680
I usually have a single player game I play obsessively until I get bored and a multiplayer game I play casually with friends. Dwarf Fortress is the only one of the former that I consistently return to every few months.
>>184177680
Veiled recommendation request? Not that I mind. Been getting back into dcss since the last time I played was like .16 and they are up to .20 now. Also Stellaris, transport fever (which is actually kind of similar to df's workshops) and some board games/tabletops.
Starting a new iron kingdoms group, never played that before. I am playing a ranger/alchemist dwarf, should be interesting.
>>184177680
Finishing up a Shadowrun: Hong Kong playthrough, working on Persona 5, some others.
>>184177680
Grand Strategies
Total War seriesOld School RunescapeMeme tier RPGs like Skyrim/Dark SoulsRight now PUBG
>>184180445Dark Souls being a meme is a meme.it's like the opposite of Milhouse.
>>184177680
Games are for faggots.
How do I fight back, /dfg/?
>>184183338
1. start a bunch of adventurers in your secluded fortress, using the dfhack calendar tool so it only takes a day each
2. train them all until they are legendary fighters/weapon users/armor users/dodgers
3. unretire them and join them all to a single, leader adventurer as companions.
4. CRUSADE
>>184183703
>>184183338
forgot to mention, get a CPU with extremely strong single cores, because your FPS will be murdered when you walk into those dark fortresses
I have defeated the tower with my bare hands but at a cost. They tore my first mate to shreds and threw his leg to the left
>>184183703
>>184183926
I have a Ryzen 1500X and DDR4@3200, and that's about as good as I can get.
Anyways, I was thinking more along the lines of playing the international diplomacy game.
>>184183338
Delet world, those filthy greenskins will never see it coming. MAD.
>>184184249
>diplomacy with goblins
Negatori signori.
>>184185098
No, diplomacy with humans and dwarfs to take out goblin civs individually
>>184184249
Actually, you could probably do it.
Make a site for your adventurer. Make a mead hall zone. Do some great deeds and start recruiting gobbos into your dwarven government.
>>184185257
Like this
>>184185242
>>184185426
Oh, like getting other people to do it?
I mean, they're probably already gonna be at war with them. And there's not much you can do to personally make them more aggressive.
>>184185257
Probably wouldn't work on account of their ethical requirement to murder outsiders on sight.
>>184185648
I think I have a better idea. There are no elephant men, so:
>make a fortress in the middle of grizzly bear man country
>recruit grizzly bear men
>make massive amounts of grizzly bear man-sized armor
>retire fortress
>make grizzly bear man adventurer
>"sneak" into fort
>steal grizzly bear man armor
>recruit grizzly bear men
>the rest writes itself
>>184185792
You can exploit the dialogue menu to tell them of a great deed and then ask them to join you. Works every time.
>>184186107
You don't even need to steal it. You can just take it. Or even join the fortress as a militiabear yourself.
Oh, fucking hell. The humans are busy fighting the elves.
>>184186836
Just raise your bear man army and go to town, anon.
>>184187772
Yeah, yeah. I already have tons of flux.
>>184186316
Oh, neat. Is talking yourself out of getting murdered really an exploit, though?
>I'm gonna murder you white boy.
>Hol up, I'm a pretty cool cat.
>Alright I guess I won't murder you then.
>Wanna hang out?
>Sure.
Seems legit.
>>184188852
Well, you're supposed to "ask for a cease to hostilities" first. But you can go into "express your emotions" and then "change the subject (back to normal dialogue menu)." Sorta hackish but it works.
>>184152306
Sides reached hell
>>184177680
Besides DF I love 90s FPS's. Playing through Strife right now.
>>184177680
DOOM. Been playing Grezzo 2 like a madman recently.
Also Cataclysm DDA and Elona, my favorite roguelikes.
How did this drawing take a fucking half an hour
>>184193327
>coating of Rovod's dwarf tears
jej
>>184192023
>Elona
>roguelike
Anon
What real-world animals would you like to see added eventually?
>spitting cobras
>electric eels
>cane toads
>bombardier beetle (giant and vermin)
>>184194181
>bombardier beetle men
>recruit them into your army as living siege weapons
>>184194181
Mongols
>>184195080
Procgen races/civ randomization stuff should definitely include some varied culture types like underwater civs, nomad civs, and underground antmen having underkingdoms ruled by their queens.
I just learned that apparently you can catch gremlins, tame them, and accept them as citizens. I now have an urge to create a gremlin fort, or a least an undercast of gremlin slaves.
I'm getting "water source contaminated" over salt water even though I put up a well. Did that get fixed?
>>184196346
a well just gets a bucket of whatever is under it ya maroon. Use a screw pump to get salt out of the water
bepis
tornie whon?
If Toady ends up leaving a framework that makes sexmods possible when he eventually tackles adventurer relationships/families, exactly how many mods do you think would be made in the first year following that release?
>>184200921
1000000000+
>>184200921
Maybe a handful. Only one or two of which aren't going to be broken/completely shit/abandoned immediately.
>>184200921
I don't know if there's anything he would even add to make it happen barring built-in sex. The relationships will just be more tags and dialogue buttons, but with lots of bugs.
The thing to look for would really be sparring in adventure mode. If we get nonhostile combat, sex is an easy addon.
>>184177680
I just picked up Demon's Souls and am enjoying it. I've also been meandering through Xenogears for the nostalgia trip and the Gnostic symbolism.
>>184202873
"Horseplay" will take on new meanings in this brave new world.
>>184203535
Demon Souls is probably the easiest game in the series (only 2 are difficult), but the bosses are pretty memorable for me.
update when
>>184177680
Kenshi
Mount and Blade
Skyrim
Veil of Crows
>>184183338
Wait until next update and send raiding parties out from your fort to fuck them up
>>184204703
20 days minimum
>>184205059
>send raiding parties
>they never come back
>go in adventure mode to investigate
>they are all sleeping in front of the dark pit
>>184205423
>make an adventurer
>find a book
>you can't fucking read idiot
>find a place
>drop the book
>retire
>make new character
>go to find that place, not sure where it was now, oops
>see an asterisk sitting in town
>Is that a raid?
>bunch of goblins follow me around asking if I have a weapon or not
>eventually they attack me
>mortally wounded
>press escape
>It lets me retire to town
Well that was lucky I guess. Now to go find this book
>>184205603
>bunch of goblins follow me around asking if I have a weapon or not
There is something supremely funny about this image
>>184205680
Let her rest two weeks and came back, apparently she can't breath. Not sure if there's a fix for that or if I just never play her again if she'll live forever
Anyone having problems launching dwarf therapist with the 43.05 starter pack? I try to launch it but to no avail, just won't launch at all, no errors or anything. Plus the standalone seems to be out of date. If anyone can help I will be in most dwarfly debt and may even be coaxed into parting with some Buckwheat Bear should the issue be resolved ;)>
>>184205805
Never play her or enter that town again and she will live for the forseeable future. The only way to save her would be to somehow give her vampire blood to drink, very quickly. This assumes she can still grasp.
>>184207115
I was thinking either vampire blood or becoming a were creature, biting her quickly and then retiring.
I checked her wounds, apparently she lost an entire arm and her head is super injured
I need ideas, ideas for entrances! What's the most elaborately defended gate in your fortress? Mine is a long narrow bridge across a cliff next to a waterfall, with another retracting bridge set to extend the river onto it, hopefully sweeping any invaders off the side and to a watery grave ~15z down.
>>184208125
A dirt tunnel with a bunch of starving animals and a raising bridge.
>>184208125
entrance that can be flooded and drained to kill gobbos
>>184208125
penis entrance
>>184208125
both of these:
>>184208749
>>184209059
>>184208125
a bridge
>>184208125
When there's a waterfall I like to make my entrance under it, with the water diverted when its open and normal waterfall when it's closed.
>>184208125
Instant freeze chamber on an old arctic fortress. Had trouble getting a siege so I killed humans and elves with it.
gneiss
bup my dorfs
>>184212413
nicerock
>>184204703
>>184205172
i thought someone said we would be getting an update before the end of the month?
>>184213064
they were wrong
is the battle royale featuring every single combatant that has died up to this point, everyone except the winner, or everyone?
>>184214968
Everyone Im pretty sure
>>184214968
Everyone except the two finalists.
>>184172882
i didnt know you could have square tiles while also having readable text
>>184172882
What tileset is this?
>>184216349
A shitty one.
>>184216431
I think it looks nice, I suppose we just have different taste
>>184216540
You have a taste comparable to the tileset.
>>184183338
i love gobbos, elephant men can just throw them around
>>184216540
not him, but it's objectively shit.
here's why:
>opaque ground tiles mean that creatures and other items are surrounded by awkward empty spaces in an otherwise green landscape
>creature graphics are literally blurry pixel soup
>resolution between creature graphics and tileset are seemingly inconsistent
>unbalanced colour palette
>>184216264
he's using TWBT.
the readable text comes at the price of constant crashes.
>>184219346
>shitty shading
>busy as fuck tiles that don't blend together at all, this shit looks like babbys first BYOND map
>LITERALLY minecraft sprites
>LITERALLY SPRITES FROM MINECRAFT
Now that I look at it again, I think this is the shittiest Dwarf Fortress tileset I have ever seen.
>>184219590
thats sad to hear, i hope they fix it or something
>>184219590
Wish it wouldnt crash that much, the multi level view is a nice feature
>>184219590
Say what. Twbt is very stable for me, it has problems with adv. mode but no crashes.
>>184219601
>LITERALLY SPRITES FROM MINECRAFT
oh holy shit i didnt even notice, what to heck
at least the trees look nice
>>184219960
I'm pretty sure the multilevel view is part of an entirely different utility.
it was years ago I used it, and I'm pretty sure TWBT didn't even exist back then.
>>184220068
No they don't. They're just shitty stock RPGmaker assets layered over minecraft sprites. They also don't fit at all.
>>184220276
nah i think they look nice, really dont know what was going through his head when he used mein kampf textures though, also the fucking anti aliasing on the slopes
>>184220104
It's not. TWBT has been around for years and has always been necessary for multilevel view.
>>184220557
>also the fucking anti aliasing on the slopes
probably just a babby thing.
lots of kids today believe that graphics are bad if you can see the pixels, so they also think that even the cheapest interpolation methods will make a pixel art sprite look better.
that might also explain the blurry creature graphics.
Is the Battle Royale today?
>>184221896
It's never. Tourneyanon died of rectal cancer.
>>184222104
Oh. That's a real shame, I appreciated all he was doin.
>>184222104
I thought he had an aneurysm.
>>184222104
Then someone else can take up the mantle
>>184222272
It was a rough week. RIP.
>>184222104
Aah, my favourite meme, right on time.
>>184222104
oh no, that sucks
>>184222104
acually he die from getting fuced in the but
He feels nothing after seeing tourneyanon die.
She feels nothing after seeing her soul die.
I am currently fighting a bronze colossus. I thought my swordsman would be tough enough to defeat him but each attack just glances away. For some reason, the colossus can't fucking hit me and we've been fighting for about 5 minutes. So now we're stuck here trying to kill each other and failing.
What do?
>>184230781
What material is your weapon made of
>>184230852
Silver.
>>184231086
Well of course it's not gonna damage him you fucking idiot. Have you atleast tried stabbing him?
>>184231086
>expecting a silver edge to cut through solid bronze
wew
>>184230781
get the high ground obv
>>184177680Rimworld
>>184192023
>DDA
*tips*
>>184232227
>Grezzo 2
>*tips*
ftfy
>>184231648
>>184231324I'm new to the game don't bully me.
>>184232546
No, you're new to life. What the fuck do you think, that colossuses = werewolves or that silver isn't one of the softest fucking metals on the periodic table?
>>184232972
Steel can't cut through bronze
This is a fact
>>184177680
princess trainer
>>184230781
Get some fucking steel, even a naked embark soldier has a decent chance against a colossus, as long he has a steel sword.
I wish silver wasnt so shit for weaponry, its so pretty and shiny
>>184234798
silver warhammers are fucking great though
>>184234798
It's good for bolts and hammer.
>ssh -Y [email protected]
>/.vidya\ shit/dort/df_linux/dfhack
best way to play desu
>>184235971
Nigger
>>184235971
>vidya
>>184236154
>>184236223
quality post(s)
>>184236404
Higher quality than your post faggot.
>>184236465
nu uh, not true
This thread is a no bully zone, lets talk about nice thihgs, like bone crafts
What is the best tileset, besides ASCII?
>>184236629
Phoebus.
>>184236629
This what I use, I like it a lot
>>184236629
just make sure it's square(1:1)
>>184236629
Obsidian
Can above-ground trees grow inside? I know they need a layer of soil but do they also need some free zlvl above?
>>184236556
I bet you have a pair of programming socks, faggot
>>184236952
yeah I wear them with my sandals
>>184237068
Pics or GTFO
Raw Assman! Praise the miners!
>>184237695
w-why would I do that
>>184238507
(You)s
<<+elf leather loin cloth+>> on herne
>>184238507
Will trade for (-elf tear Oak wood barrel-)
Sorry guys, I'm still at work. The wife of a coworker is in hospital giving birth, so I've got to fill in while he leaves. If when I get out it's not too late I'll post the royale (all thirty pics+commentary) if not, I'll do it tomorrow. Posting from phone so no trip, but this is actually me, and I'm definitely not dead. Sorry friends, I let you down once more ;-;
>>184240759
So will you post your sandals?
>>184240759
Should have went to the hospital with him to narrate the birth.
>>184240759
Convince your coworker to call the kid Urist
>>184240759
Will it be a boy or a Herne?
I bet JC won.
>>184240759
>giving birth now cancels not only mother's job but other dorfs' as well
TOAAAAADY
This may be a retarded newfag question, but how do you destroy camps in adventure mode? I'm new to this mode, and I took the task of removing skulking vermin. I arrived at the camp, and killed plenty of them, but the camp is still there. Is there a specific one I must kill? Is there no way to destroy the camp itself, and the entire point of the quest is to just kill them?
>>184242534
Yeah, you just kill them. The camp will stay empty if you wipe out all of them (the so-called "site government").
>>184243391
Alright. Thanks, anon.
>>184240759
>Tourrney Anon, Tourneymaster cancels battleroyale: Interrupted by child
>>184244273
I WANT A DWARF GF RIGHT NOW
>>184244273
Ah, so you are a learned man as well?
>>184245649
>dwarf
>not superior elf
>>184246159
>man
>>184246159
>>184244273
I do not understand this meme
>>184244273
>>184247252
elf are dirty, cannibalistic, sharp-toothed, short, tree-humping hippies in this, not tolkien elves.
>>184248071
Don't tell me you wouldn't.
>>184247414
what's not to getexcept anerection
>>184247414
weeaboos joking about fugging trannies, except they're serious.
think of it as an even cringier reincarnation of the no homo meme.
>>184248310
I wouldn't.
>>184248310technically she's not an elf
>>184165685
>>184165897
Can confirm. Others have a delayed action, GCS is almost instant, and has a much more useful effect anyway.
>>184248478
I just like socks, man. Don't pull horrible degenerate shit into this.
>>184248478
When will toady add dilation mechanics?
>>184195964
They're too small for using a pick, I thought?
>>184248642Exactly
What is this talk of a tournament? im relatively new to the game so im not what this is
>>184249725
Well, it isn't actually in the game, but there is the object testing arena, where you can make fights between opponents and test stuff.
Community makes system, gladiatorial combat initiates.
Decided to start a mod I thought would be neat.
Kinda basic so far, but replacing DF races with ones from FFXI to see what kind of neat legend things happen.
So far it's going okay, got most of the playable races in. Since there's probably no way to do Galka reincarnation properly, I'll probably just have to rename XIV Roegadyn and go from there.
Would there be some way to force members of a race to always wear a piece of clothing if it's available?
>>184250727
Give them some additional body part that does nothing and is basically a phantom part. Give it tags so they want to cover it (not sure if upper/lower body would work or if you'd need to do it some other way). Then make your piece of clothing cover that corresponding area so they always wear it.
>>184250435
Sounds fun, maybe I can get involved next time its on then
>>184252726
finland mod when?
>>184251276
The thing I'd want to use it for is Goblin masks, but I might save that for after all the other races are at least basically in.
I can't believe tourneyanon died from overwork.
>>184253993
THREE BAI THREE IS NO ALLOWED ON THIS THREAD
>>184255065
It was rectal cancer and an aneurysm simultaneously.
>>184255194
The stress of overwork worsened the effects of rectal cancer which in eventually caused an aneurysm.
>>184254364
Finland mod?
>>184254364
There is already one. Dwarves are basically finns.
>>184210483
>>184256239
not at all.
dorfs managed to create civilisation independently, and are more technologically advanced than any other race.
finns lived in mudhuts and subsisted on pastoralism until they were contacted by the swedes.
>>184256546
And that's why they call them snowniggers.
>>184177680
mount and blade
>>184248478
kek
Do fortifications count as support?
>>184257771
nice inspect element edit there man :^)
>>184258790
do it yourself then
reverse image search it
>>184258868inb4 mobile fag, im at work
>>184258790
why would it be fake?
I swear 99% of all reverse image searches are made through 4chan. why would it be ignorant of memes?
>>184259052
cause its not what it comes up with you silly goose
>>184259205
I've gotten something different from everyone else who's posted about it. Maybe it's a little bit user based?
>>184259205
it's different depending on your locale and history.
I'm non-anglo and recently cleared my history, so for me it just came up with "head". yet I don't doubt that both >>184259018 and >>184257771 are legit.
>>184259476
>Maybe it's a little bit user based?
Its fucking google ofc it's user based if you dont disable all their shit
>>184258790
>>184263070
Get back to making scripts Max.
lignite
>>184266046
A tree
>only games I play are made by autistic devs who take 2 years to update
just
>>184268839
20 more small things that take 1-2 days each, anon. But don't extrapolate from that :^)
>>184268839
its not that he is autistic, its that he is alone
pencil art anon. where are you? hows the new scanner?
>>184269641
Well, he's too autistic (and the code is too spaghetti) to work with others.
>>184268839
>All my favorite games are blatantly unfinished buggy pieces of shit that can barely run on any machine even in ideal conditions.
>>184252726
>tfw did the bottom one
Results are in the OP
>>184256546
>>184256838
Not true, finns were basically cavemen until they came across a magical substance called euroshopper from which they gained sentience and supernatural powers. The effects of the legendary ES have subsided over the centuries however similar to that of radiation and the finns have started to degenerate back to cavemen, spending their time shitposting in forums and being depressed alcoholics.
bapis
What's a good way to execute goblin prisoners? I'm having trouble doing the old pitting method. They keep getting out.
>>184276823
drop them 20z levels
do you guys remember me? life kicked me in the balls. this is super compressed cause
>muh file limits
but i am preparing a pdf for printing purposes and what all so let me know format criticisms or what all.
>>184263070
Hey Max can you make a script to allow eating corpses without butchering?
>>184263564
Yes sir, right after I get done fucking with my browser layout.
>>184278968
I still think that it's kind of silly to have a DF calendar that pretends that the DF months and the Gregorian months line up 1:1 perfectly. Yes, it'd be a rather significant amount of extra effort to get the two to correspond exactly right, and making a layout for the two misaligned calendars in the same place would be a challenge, especially if you want it to be easily usable as a normal calendar, but I think it's one which could be risen to, and I'm certainly willing to figure out how exactly the two correspond if you'll give me some time, and have some ideas about layout.
My mockup here actually has a woefully glaring mistake, which I would like to blame on the fact that I made it in a rush late at night. The real world seasons are actually of somewhat differing lengths, which means that simply comparing the lengths of the years doesn't accomplish much for determining the ratio of the length of a DF day to a Earth day, which varies from season to season.
It originally had another, somewhat more obvious typographical mistake, which I have fixed, thus version 1.01
>requests leather from the caravan
>caravan comes back with a metric ton of leather bins and almost nothing else
>>184278968
>28
>29
>40
>31
Other than that, it's pretty cool.
>>184098971
man I know this is an old comment but he already qualified his statement with his usage of "...languages with pointers" (>>184098971). I know you are trying to make yourself seem superior by supporting the developer of the game, but the guy was just trying to make a joke about a seemingly common bug that toady runs into, ie, when 184098971 insinuates that interactions involving code that relies heavily on pointers (presumably c++) are more likely to be riddled with bugs. Please give me a (You) if you get what I mean. Thanks you in advance.
@184288754
Here, have this (You)
What post were you even trying to reply to by the way
>>184289016
Get your ass back to twitter, dillhole
>>184278968
>read "life kicked me in the super compressed balls"
>realize it is calendaranon
>feel bad for laughing at the groin shot
Eyyyy.
I made a calendar-related script!
https://pastebin.com/0Ligm6Xt
>>184279915
Uhhhhh....
[code][REACTION:EXTRACT_MEAT_ADV]
[NAME:extract meat]
[ADVENTURE_MODE_ENABLED]
[REAGENT:A:1:CORPSE:NONE:NONE:NONE][USE_BODY_COMPONENT][PRESERVE_REAGENT]
[PRODUCT:100:3:MEAT:NONE:GET_MATERIAL_FROM_REAGENT:A:NONE]
[SKILL:BITING][/code]
>>184290337
P.S. fuck you code tags!
>>184283930
this autism (while more accurate) isnt practical. i want a calander that i can open and use and reference easily. and if there is a seperate overlay thing then i dont suppose i could even approach to use it correctly. however, if you align the df months to the real life seasonal days then stick the extra two or three days each month at the end of the season for a festival with the calander set to real time with the DF day notated elsewhere. so have
>opal 1 on jan 18th
>obsidian 1 on feb 15th
>winter festival from march 15th to march 19th (extra days)
>granite 1 be on march 20 (spring begins)
>slate 1 on april 17
>felsite 1 on may 15
>spring festaval from june 12th to 19th (leftover days)
>hematite 1 on june 20 (summer begins)
>malachite 1 on july 18
>galena 1 on aug 15
>summer festaval from september 12th to 21st
>limestone 1 on september 21 (fall begins)
>sandstone on oct 19
>timber on november 16th
>fall festival from dec 14th to 20th
>moonstone 1 on december 21 (winter begins)
>>184283930
>>184291996
or (because the first day of a dwarf fortress month always falls on a sunday) have the first day of the seasonal month fall on the first sunday after the equinox/solstice. but that may prove troublesome because not all real life months start on a defined day and the equinoxes dont either.
idk its just my two cents. the easiest would just be to rename the months but this festival system really has a bit of charm in my opinion. but your system seems really confusing and not practical at all.
>>184283930
>>184291996
such as this
a revision so i dont have ot come up with text for each month
>>184177680
I literally don't play anything else.
What were the coolest things you've discovered while browsing legends mode?
>>184177680
Rainbow 6 Siege
Dominions 4
Aurora 4x
>>184295753
>40
>>184296427
>necromancer apprentice attacks village
>kills some people in a raid
>defects to the village for no reason, earning the title "The Impure Savior"
>kills his once-allies and spends the rest of his life defending the village.
>>184296885
fuck. i just put my computer down for the night. ill get to it tomorrow. i even fixed it for the days of the dorf month even though its 100% unnecessary cause only 28 days.
>running df on a literal toaster and getting <25p fps on embark
>mfw buying a desktop with a 3.7ghz processor and 8 gb ram
>>184296427
>necromancers siege a forest retreat
>army of zombies outside
>get there later to find zombies sleeping in the trees
>check legends
>the fuck
>>184140727
Is that some DIOrite?
>>184300123
This is the horde of zombies outside the tower of the decent speeches.
>claim castle in adventure mode
>civilization doesn't send an army to reclaim it
>can't raise my own army in defense:~:
>>184301338
TOAAAAAAAAAAAAAADyou could raise an army just by gathering a bunch of followers. go kill a few dergens and tell people about it, they'll follow you
should I be a cheetah man or an elephant man
>>184302063
CheetahMan, obviously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0RGbVv1Buc
I want to make an underground farm without having to tunnel in water. I understand you can't just tell your dwarfs to dump their buckets on the ground to make mud and that you have to fool them by making them think they are filling a well.
So if I make a 2x10 channel and then tell my dwarfs to fill it will it make mud?
how can I make a dfhack script for adventure mode?
Shortswords versus longswords?
>>184302551
Use zones to create a pit/pond, go into settings to make it a pond. It has to be designated 1z level above where you want it. Then a dwarf with an empty bucket with water hauling enabled will carry 1/7 at a time to it, until it's full or you disable the zone. There's a current bug where I think only one dwarf can fill a pond at a time, so you have to make lots of small areas if you want it done quick. Notably, you can use wells as your water source for ponding.
>>184303314
It's all about the girth, not the length, anon.
>>184303467
are you telling me to fight with my penor
>>184297719
>the disemboweled onslaught
fitting for a necromancer group
>the impure savior
also fitting
>the faithful fortress
>the war of frenzies
>the assault of sieging
>the assault of cuts
why does it all fit so well
>>184303452
>It has to be designated 1z level above where you want it
So I should dig out channels then?
>>184303879
As an interesting aside, you can build ice-forts and ice farms using the same technique. Just be real careful that everyone stay away from the working layer or you'll get a lod of dwarfsicles as well.
>>184303879
Ah sorry if that wasn't clear, but yeah. Depending on size and location in your fort you can just channel out a single tile to cover it up later, I have my farm plots directly under my dining room and in the middle of my kitchen at the moment from doing it that way.
So the 2x2 rooms I give my dwarfs have a cabinet, coffer, and bed. What should be the last piece of furniture?
>>184303658
Did I call your dick deadly?No.
Is there a way to keep pigtails from being used for anything but textiles? Is there a way I can get a farm to feed a specific workshop/stockpile?
>>184304229
A caged zombie for ambiance.
>g, b - iron short sword
>d, f - iron shield
>q, q
>shift a, a, c, z, v, a
>shift a, a, c, v, a
>>184305205
I don't get it.
Well, I get it, but it's not funny.
>>184305294
I did it because I can't fight with my penor and ended up using the sword I found and my long sword.
>>184305740
Let me show you how to fight with your penor:
First, cut your penor off
Then
Grab you penor
Then
Hit people with your penor
Then
You are fighting with your penor
>>184305205
>duko
kek
How exactly do purring maggots work? I want them to be the backbone of my milk industry but I hear they can't be tamed. Reading the wiki it sounds like they can just be stored in the kitchen and be milked any time.
>>184304573
Also, how do I reserve certain rare materials like adamantium and other precious metals from being used without my direct consent?
>>184305928
I don't know for certain, but aren't unusably bugged?
>>184307334
in the z menu there's stones as a subsection, I think what you want is in there.
>>184305205
>>184305294
>>184311695
rude
I've gotten nothing but the absolute shittiest artifacts but one. One of them even has an image depicting another shitty artifact.
Can I just dump all this shit into magma and let it all waste away? Because they are all useless and ugly as fuck. The gold shirt is nice, though.
>>184315318
that would be upsetting.
>just started playing this game
>mfw
>manage to dig down into the ground and give people jobs to do
>make a meeting area and everyone stops what they are doing to dance except my miner
>he accidentally digs into some water source and floods the cave
>all of the dwarves seem to get sucked into this one spot of the water then vanish
>never find them
fun game
>>184315318
I've gotten more interesting descriptions on things when making bone carvings in adventurer mode
>>184315318
>a gold mail shirt
Could work as ceremonial armor
>>184315318
I mean, just look at this fucking shit. All shit. All of it.
And three of those have been fucking possessions.
I guess I can at least give the mail shirt to the monarch or something in the tomb. It at least has some decorative appeal unlike all of the others.
>>184303042
What sort do you need?
Port across the map to your questlog cursor: https://github.com/maxthyme/scripts/raw/master/questport.lua
Point at shit with your cursor and set it on fire (or unit inventory/item) and laugh: https://github.com/maxthyme/scripts/raw/master/firestarter.lua
Launch is part of the main dfhack now, here's a version that works when you are on a minecart/alternatively lets you chuck items around: https://github.com/maxthyme/scripts/raw/master/ollie.lua
View a unit status and assume direct control: https://github.com/maxthyme/scripts/raw/master/assumecontrol.lua
Decide you dislike your name or just want to reroll a random one, works on artifacts and other units too: https://github.com/maxthyme/scripts/raw/master/names.lua
Point your cursor somewhere and get your katana ready cause you're already there behind them: https://github.com/maxthyme/scripts/raw/master/flashstep.lua
Pull up your status or target someone and make yourself or them Focused! asap: https://github.com/maxthyme/scripts/raw/master/fillneeds.lua
Aim an attack and use this to force a natural 20 with advantage from the high ground: https://github.com/maxthyme/scripts/raw/master/crithit.lua
Convert that backpack full of inedible dwarf meat into tasty snacks: https://github.com/maxthyme/scripts/raw/master/cannibalism.lua
Stop hung dances: https://github.com/maxthyme/scripts/raw/master/breakdance.lua
Cheap way to prevent armor/weapons getting shredded: https://github.com/maxthyme/scripts/raw/master/articrap.lua
>>184317614
That gold mail is radical as FUCK though
Completely /fa/
>>184311695
>>184305205
oh shit that's gold
post real life art as dwarven art
>This is an image of a tower, a skull, a crown, a crown and sea shells
>The skull is dead
>The tower is surrounded by the seashells
>The relief relates to the killing of the giant Geryon the Threeshield of Erytheia by the human adventurer Hercules the Taskpursuer of Greece in the year a time before time
>>184318434
>>184318826
Masterfully engraved benis
>this is an image of a bearman and a phone
>the bearman is greeting the phone
>the phone looks confusedar
>>184318434
>in the year a time before time
I really want myth engravings now
myth update WHEN?
>>184278968
Not a fan of this one, desu.
Why not keep the original size of the town map?
If you have to resize, at least do it without interpolation, because that looks horrible.
>>184318826
>the image relates to the rejection of the Human Lawgiver by the Bearman Spurdo Benistalked in the summer of 154
>>184319334
i mean yeah, but its just a mock up. thats a town map ripped from the screenshots section of the dorf site. i was looking for critique of the layout. but rest assured i will use higher quality images in the final.
So I always put two beds in bedrooms, for couples, but do I also need 2 cabinets or can they use the same?
>>184320858
you don't need two of anything.
one bed will do just fine.
>>184320858
>two beds in bedrooms, for couples
I think you're kinda missing the point, anon.
>>184321097
Ive never seen two dorfs sleep in the same bed desu, do they?
>>184321852
not him, but they do
all furniture is also shared between married dorfs.
>>184321958
Ok nice, I didnt know that.
>can't even dump artifacts
How the fuck am I supposed to get rid of all these shitty fucking wood encircled with wood with images of other wood artifacts encircled in wood artifacts? If I don't, they'll plaster every single fucking engraving and every single fucking wall until I go mad.
>>184324369
leave them outside and hope a kea nabs them i guess
>>184324369
Wait for next update so you can sell them
>playing humans
>build a tavern and assign tavernkeeper
>spammed with "Human X cancels Drink: Unconscious."
At least it feels more like a real tavern
>>184324762
But if I just sell them, they'll still exist. This fucking alpaca leather loincloth with two images of the same shitty useless fucking bucket will stay in history. They'll get referred to in works, in images and in books. They aren't even worthy of beating an elf to death, being memorized for how (((well made))) they were is a fucking larceny of beauty itself. And that cannot be. They must be purged.
I'd sell the perfect morion. I'd put the golden mail shirt on a prince. I will entomb the rest in a neverending sea of magma.
>>184324857
Locations aren't super important, but making cosy taverns and libraries is a nice point to focus on.
>>184324369
>put all artifacts in the same stockpile, use material restrictions if you only want to destroy the wood artifacts
>use water pumps to flush them into an atom smasher
>smash
it's not rocket science
>>184325454
In Dwarf Fortress Talk #7, toady stated that even when atom smashed, or melted by extreme heat (or destroyed in any other manner) The artifacts will not be deleted but instead receive a "Hidden" flag, which causes the item to respawn in a random location on the site in which it was destroyed perfectly unharmed after reclaiming a fort or visiting it in adventure mode.
This is unacceptable.
>>184325574
artifacts can't be destroyed by normal means. not by melting, not by burning.
the only reason that atom smashing works is because it literally squeezes items out of existance.
>mfw embarking, abandoning and embarking again for 5 hours straight to try and find just the right spot
>>184325716
>find perfect embark
>it has just zinc or some shit
Alternatively
>find perfect site
>it has coal, lignite, every type of iron, flux, gold, platinum etc
>no challenge at all
There's never a good balance.
>>184325716
just kill the process and restart.
not only is it faster, but it also means that you don't clog up your world with ghost forts.
>>184326060
undeads always give just the right challenge.
you'll always have access to steel, thanks to the zombienite, and you'll always have a worthy foe to fight, namely fearless zombies armed with steel.
>>184326060
>find perfect embark
>dig your entrance
>have second thoughts about the design
>abandon site
>have great plan about making a fort than just shits out glass all year
>send glassmakers to the beach to haul sand while i dig out the fort
>all killed by a giant crab
>>184326437
You should've just sent some guards with them so they could attack it's weak point for massive damage.Or just send an army of elk-men.
>>184326437
snibeti snab :---D
>>184325574
Does it also happen if you throw em in a glowing pit?
Even fucking dfhack refuses to destroy this abomination.
I am surrounded by elves.
>>184317958
Why this isn't in the pastebin.
>>184325096
history will still remember the artifacts, and even worse, be saddened that they were destroyed/lost
/dfg/ cancels Die: interrupted by Stray Bump
Good feeling about this one.
A note to all those minmaxers out there: don't try the milk-to-cheese trick on a glacier. The milk freezes and there's NO WAY to move it inside without dumping it all on the ground. Maybe you could build a roof or something, but it takes way too long.
Hi
I am Dave 120018 and i just came to inform we been busy preparing the ceremony grounds for the awe inspiring trophy ceremony for the winner of this years tourney
We have been working tirelessly around the clock to make sure it will be finish in time for the grand finale
>>184333496
Sounds fucking terrible.
>>184333313
>the milk-to-cheese trick
Is this just embarking with milk because it's cheap?
>>184333313
>milk-to-cheese trick
what's this unholy witchcraft?
is it on par with the multiple z-level exploit?
>>184333313
>there's NO WAY to move it inside without dumping it all on the ground
Did you dump the barrels manually, or just used d->b->d? Mass designation marks everything, all items, containers and contents.
>Maybe you could build a roof or something
It wouldn't work. You have to move them to subterranean tiles in layers other than ice.
Or apply magma.
>>184333313
Did you try a normal food stockpile? No reason it should discriminate based on whether the milk is frozen.
>>184334941
>>184336616
>not exploiting your milk for cheese
Just don't tell Toady, he might fix it.
>>184336616
That's nothing, did you know that you could use farms to spawn plump helmets indefinitely?
I hope Toady fixes that shit.
>The thread has passed into the age of death
identity crisis
People told me i couldn't tame the dragon, yet i did it anyway.
Now my fort is on fire and dorfs are running for their life's while a giant zippo lighter lizard is squeezing itself true the corridors slowly munching its way o freedom.
>>184338046futa bearded dwarves
r8 my embark.
I plan on putting a castle on the little plateau my dorfs are on.
>>184338590
dragons can't be trusted near your own soldiers.
my recommendation is that you make a side chamber linked up to a corridor with a fortification. in the chamber, you chain up the dragon. whenever siegers show up, you make them go through the corridor. in times of peace, you simply use a drawbridge to seal off the chamber.
this is a great way to avoid time consuming cleanups after sieges.
>>184338902
Holy shit, this an embark equivalent of a harem of catgirls.
Anon, you have a duty to share worldgen info and location.
>>184339081
Nice. ill do that when the next dragon show up in the next 10 or 12 years
>>184339761
Sorry, I'm a bit new. How do I do that?
>>184255116
>>184253993
Not trolling, is the 3x3 up/down stair bad?
>>184340862
No, it's a joke.
Please don't get an argument started again.
>>184341072
Okay, thanks
>>184340862
gameplaywise? no idea. some say it's bad or fps, but I don't know if it's true.
aesthetically? yes. it's unoriginal and ugly. it's not how you'd imagine the architecture of moria looking.
Would you rather fight a Kobold with a admantine dagger or a Human with a wooden hammer?
>>184152306
I acquired a funny image in Dorf general. It was very satisfying.
>>184341341
the kobold, just to get my hands on the dagger.
>>184341225
I heard that dorfs can fall down every single floor to the bottom if they go unconscious on the stairs.
Or it could just be a meme.
>>184340658
If you have dfhack: when in game, use open-legends command, go to DF and hit p. In your df folder you should find a few files named regionX-somethingsomething.
Find files regionX-world_gen_param.txt and regionX-DATE-world_map.bmp and share them. You can use pastebin for worldgen and probably will have to convert .bmp to .png with the map.
>>184338902
I wish you could extend multilevel beyond just 15 levels. I have to do it with Stonesense.
[the shire music playing in the distance]
>>184340862
No, it's a /dfg/ meme where doing what everyone else does is a bad thing.
I dont know who's to blame, the kid who start fights or the drunk adults who beat him up, even after he become handicapped. Hes gonna join the military if he can walk again.
>>184342498
>>184339761
https://pastebin.com/174HCGCS
Alright, here it is. I don't remember the location where I embarked unfortunately, but it was probably somewhere here.
>>184336872
Neither works, the only two ways that I can think of are magma or maybe collapsing the entire wagon into the atone layer.
>>184344786
Thanks, mate.
Actually you don't need to remember. The map exported after you embarked will include your fortress, so all one needs to do is to compare it with a freshly generated map, but that's my problem.
Could you post the whole map?
>>184344786
You can make a dup of your save, abandon and check the reclaim screen to get the area. Thanks again.
>>184347437
>curses 16
>or how to invoke physical pain through mere font
>>184347612
DUDE SQUARES
So, I'm trying to get this waterwheel to work but I seem to be retarded enough to fail.
The wheel is build on top of the river, there's a gear assembly next to it, then another one because it goes through a channel vertically, beneath that one there's another one which connects to the horizontal axles that take the power north towards the fortress.
Where am I going wrong? Or is it working and it doesn't show because I haven't connected it to anything yet?
>>184347980
I dont understand your tileset, but what does the waterwheel says when you inspect it? And is it a brook?
>>184349512
It says:
Inactive
Total Power: 0
Total Power needed: 96
Stable Foundation
And yes, it's brook apparently.
>>184350240
Did you channel out the tiles of the brook it goes over?
Guns in DF when?
>>184351239
already, there's like 5 mods for it.
What is your most powerful adventurer? I've read about vaults and I've been wondering if you guys ever managed to conquer one?
>>184352412
I once made an unarmed adventurer that got so strong he managed to kill all the angels with only his fists.
>>184350705
What do you mean?
>>184352412
An elephant man with a whip will put the fear of god into anything
>>184352719
Brooks aren't treated as water
>>184352719
A brook is technically a floor. Did you channel out those three tiles before plopping down that water wheel?
Is there still an "I haven't played dorfs in xxx years what has changed" page somewhere
>>184352876
>>184352719
Oh cool, I didn't know that. I'll channel them now I guess, cheers.
Well it's official, tourneyanon is dead.
Battle Royale W H E N
>>184338902
Anon, gimme the details of this embark, or I'm getting out my +pigtail socks+.
>>184343571
>[the shire music playing in the distance]
If I'm not mistaken here, Anon, you live next to a motherfucking volcano. One of us is definitely remembering something wrong here...
>>184090130
I havent played in a year. What's new? Someone mentioned bugs with siege engines and weapons traps? Should i go with an older version or what
>>184361240
The game has not been updated in over a year.
>>184361240
Just don't use trap components in weapon traps, and refrain from ballistae with old bolts, since there is a bug where those things handle breaking wrong and crash the game.
Maybe if someone offers to give tourney anon multiple blowjobs he'll be more inclined to appear
>Tourney Anon, Tourneymaster has been missing for a week.
>>184361973
I can give him a handjob at most.
>>184362051
At most I'm going to thank him for his hard work. Best I can do.
>>184359056
I embarked on a mountainous biome and my dorfs are surrounded by giant animals.
Also I haven't done anything yet because I'm afraid to ruin everything. help me
>>184362348
>Giant Alligator
Giant Alligator Fortress anon. They are good for eating enemies, lay plenty of eggs, tons of butchery products, it's a really nice embark you got there.
>>184363368
>tfw i don't have an animal trainer
I don't even know how to train animals.
>>184362348
That just makes it better, Anon!
>>184358539
>>184358612
>>184361973
>>184362021
>>184362051
>>184362158
Sorry guys, I just got back from work late again, and I'm not about to stay up posting the whole damn thing. I'll start the royale tomorrow, and end the day with the Finale. Once more, my apologies for the delay, I'll throw myself into the skeleton pit once this is done and dusted.
>>184364626
Could I perhaps interest you in a blowjob?
>>184363725
Just try. Capture them and send one of your lye maker migrant to try.
>>184364626
any chance you can let us know who is who on the Battle Royale?
I want to know who HERC is going to brain first.
>>184364626
Okay, who left Tourneyanon's labors enabled? Now we'll have to wait until he finishes hauling rocks.
>>184364951
yeah, there will be a more in depth pic tomorrow
I'll let slip a little bit of info however: the grey human next to Wilbo down there in the bottom left? That's JC.
>>184365142
Cheers TA, your hard work does not go unnoticed.
>>184364626
I was wondering, do the contenders in the battle royale revert back to how they were when they were first submitted or do they keep all the stuff and skills they had when they died?
If the later, this shit is probably going to be a one-sided massacre with how long the tournament has been going.
>>184365427
No, everyone starts off at level one to keep things fair. If people kept their points, then Trihardin and Urist Dye-Maker would just fuck everyone up.
>>184365427
It is the former.
>>184365643
>>184365704
Kay. Good. I'm excited to see how this is going to play out.
>>184365990
>not wanting to watch urist and trihardin smash up the competition for a 2nd showdown
>>184365094
*Raises hand* I set him to make stone crafts on repeat....
What's the best graphics mod that you guys would recommend? I'd go vanilla but I have no imagination and I can't appreciate ASCII graphics enough.
>>184367718
Spacefox is pretty good, Gemset is great too, I'd go with one of those.
>>184367878
>Spacefox
better than the other opaque ground sets, but still shit.
>gemset
really good. just beware that it's basically tailored for the extremely crash-prone TWBT.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>184370465
I don't speak tileset what am I looking at here
>>184370465
>>184370465
you can't hide from he who has no eyes
>>184370709
a billion fucking zombies
Jacksons gonna wipe the floor with the rest of the pack
mark my words
Is there a way to turn visitors away, beside closing the gates, or to control where they go? This guy came to visit my tavern but he fought a zombie on the way and got infected, I dont want him inside. I thought he would die after he passed out but the infected didnt manage to bite his head off and he killed it instantly when he woke up.
>>184364626
I who here hoping for aGood Boy Wilbo vs Scaredy Wolfshowdown?
>>184371347
There are 5 dwarves in the BR and Jackson is starting right next to one. His chances are pretty slim.
Starting to get crowded her on the upper level, better be early for those good spots.
>>184341341
With the kobold I might actually succeed if Iroll to seduce
>>184374006
Yeah, 1v1 a dwarf is a lot less scary than 1vlots because they start doing this:
>!
>*violence*
>!
>*twirling around like a ballerina*
>!
>*oh god why are there so many teeth on the ground*
>!
>*did somebody lose an arm? whose arm is this?*
>>184364626
>Wilbo x. JC tag team
I'M READY
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B5SgN6QrmOmCR0wzSkx6YWF0TUk
I just realised:
Don't we need one of those obligatory "every champ in the tourney" pics soon?
>>184092060
i love your art
>>184375407
He-Man is gonna go all the way
Exploring a fort lost to the circus after successfully evading clowns roaming the countryside, and it seems there's an odor.
>>184376280
are you playing as a gob?
whenever i play as anything but goblins, all I can pick up is "death".
>>184183703
I made an adventuring party of legendary adventurers with top notch gear who have slaughtered in many cases dozens of angels...
they run away like lil bitches to everything in NPC mode, WHY
>>184376739
As a human. It was a pretty short expedition, lots of web-spewing clowns made me easy prey.
>>184377347
discipline my mane.
when you play a character, lacking discipline will only result in negative emotions, without otherwise affecting gameplay. for NPCs, it makes them run away.
Relatively new to the game, learned the basics with some trial forts and now onto a serious one, think its going well
Only problem is these FUCKING KEAS STEALING ALL MY SHIT
>>184325716
>find perfect spot to embark
>embark
>realize the preset you use fucked up somehow and left you with an empty caravan and a single lone dwarf peasant wiht no skills who immediately gets his shit pushed in by ant people
>>184379430
set up camp as quick as possible. designate an indoor food stockpile and a hospital as soon as possible. that will get the food and cloth out of the way. build your first forge as quickly as possible, as this will secure the anvil.
>>184379575
>unironically preparing before embarking
>not just picking "play now", assign a few labours to the starting dorfs, and then rolling with it
tryhard brainlet detected.
>>184379692
Thanks for the advice, ill try to get it all safe, might just wall off my caravan while my guys mine
>>184375407
>He-Man got himself a shield
How is he going to carry that with a two-hander?
please give me approval (You)s so i can begin work on the whole thing. also i need to know what kind of imagery we are going for but i was shit on for putting a low quality image so heres a higher quality image im worried about the format and layout at this time. please give this date system approval or suggest a better one please and thankyou.
>opal 1 on jan 18th
>obsidian 1 on feb 15th
>winter festival from march 15th to march 19th (extra days)
>granite 1 be on march 20 (spring begins)
>slate 1 on april 17
>felsite 1 on may 15
>spring festaval from june 12th to 19th (leftover days)
>hematite 1 on june 20 (summer begins)
>malachite 1 on july 18
>galena 1 on aug 15
>summer festaval from september 12th to 21st
>limestone 1 on september 21 (fall begins)
>sandstone on oct 19
>timber on november 16th
>fall festival from dec 14th to 20th
>moonstone 1 on december 21 (winter begins)
>>184381073
didn't we agree on just translating our months into dorf months back in january?
we're supposed to be able to use these things irl, no?
>>184381056
Equipment in fortress mode and arena mode is different. You can equip much more liberally in arena mode than in fortress mode. It would seem that large creatures are able to carry multi-grasp items (2h) in one hand without penalty. Normally, you can do it, but you get a penalty to hit.
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Weapon#Foreign_weapons
>In Adventurer Mode, however, it is possible to wield a two-handed sword, or any multi-grasp weapon in one hand, without penalty (allowing for the simultaneous use of a shield) if your character passes the one-handed check for single-handing a multi-grasp weapon. For example, if you create a Human character, and manage to spawn into a world with a "broad body" or a "tall body" in the character description, you will be able to single-hand any multi-grasp weapon (and will be forced to, much like you are forced to single-hand any single-grasp weapon), which allows for the simultaneous, disability-free use of a shield, thus making your damage and defensive capabilities much higher than they would be with a single-grasp weapon and shield. Note that upping Strength to Superior (and eventually Superhuman) will make all attacks more likely to deal extra damage, making cutting off the limbs of your enemies much easier.
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Armor#Size.2C_Permit.2C_and_layering_armor
>Adventurer mode follows the arena rules so it is possible to have three chain mail shirts (15,50), a breastplate (20,50), and 25 capes (10,300) on ones upper body plus a helm and six hoods on ones head. Confirmation is needed to see if fortress mode follows the old rules or the new arena rules. (I tested this and found that Urist McNopants follows a totally different set of rules than either of these. His rules tell him to forget both caps all of the hoods both socks and his trousers, and each successive time he gets dressed he feels the need to do it differently.)
Bronze < Iron. He-man is going all the way!
>>184381073
i know a couple of drawfag regulars were gonna do some art but i dont have thos files anymore unfortunately and also they seem to have died cause i havent seen their art for a couple threads, drawfags please feel free to correct me on this.
>>184381423
ehhh kinda. we were still working on it. check the calendar i posted (>>184381073 here) where i aligned the dorf calendar to the season equinoxes and festivals at the end of each season to balance the day differences.
alternatively we could just make a dorfy aesthetic calendar and rename the months but that would kinda be a bit confusing to translate it back into normal time for use. (think "oh yeah yeah march 15th.. uhhh thats granite no? yeah okay ill tell him. yo caesar! beware the ides of granite") (you can see an example here: >>184278968)
Are there any artists who will draw something. It is of my first adventurer and I think it would make a great picture.
>make urist mcdemigod, bald with long beard.
>is a hearthman so I ask the queen about any strange things.
>turns out a night creature is in the town nearby.
>find the man who is presumably a night creature and confront him in the tavern.
>he kicks me in the chest his leg lodging into my left lung.
>Urist starts striking with his spear the blows are not contacting as he is so close.
>Befor Urist dies he impales the night creature in the neck with his spear.
>urist and his foe are bleeding out for a long period of time
>the night creature dies.
>urist dies.
It is as if he waited for his first quest to be completed.
>>184382124
seems like he-man actually has a chance of winning.
>>184382325
Herne got an adamantium hood. It's going to be a draw!
>>184382376
That'd honestly be a fucking sweet ending.
>>184382263
ninedots posted in this thread unless I'm mistaken.
timbukdrew is staying innawoods, but will be back soon.
I'm still alive, but I have been lazy and unproductive lately. I can repost the stuff I drew last time, though.
>>184382665
and here's the second one. those are the only ones I made.
>>184382665
Build me a army worthy of goblins
>>184382665
>>184382847
very very nice thank you very much. if you could finish up the trio with felsite i treat you to a +plump helmet roast+ dinner
I am currently trying (and failing) to drown 17 beakdogs. Drowning chamber is totally full to the ceiling. 4 drowned successfully. The remaining 13 seem to not mind being totally submerged.
Ideas?
>>184386585
Turn it into a beakdog aquarium
>>184386761
Gem windows... I like how you think.
Fuck I wanted to check to check something in the wiki, but I forgot what it was.
>>184390203
God, wouldn't that be terrible if it was in game?
>Urist cancels Pickup Equipment: forgot why he entered the room.
>trying to get marksdwarves to do ANYTHING
Cmon it's been 5 years.
Begone page 10!
List your embark profiles
>>184394753
let it die. its a dead game
>>184290337
Thank you Max but to be honest you should not spoon feed me you could have told me it could be done with a reaction and saved yourself the trouble.
>>184395316
here we have anon sagesfriends an elf bard
>upper body: hempen cloth shirt
>lower body: hempen loincloth
>left eye: coating of anon sagesfriends tears
>right eye: coating of anon sagesfriends tears
>lower left arm: wooden flute
urist regulardwarf axedwarf: a new season has come
anon sagesfriends: it is terrifying
Why Toady never changed the value of prepared meal, it's a little bit ridiculous
>>184373223
I tried playing that game in adventure mode as zombie. I spawned in a forest retreat and fled from the mob of villagers but their pursuit of me was interrupted by the fact they kept on being killed by explosions of basalt. After I led some of them from the village I infected them and fled far enough to offload the site. When I came back to site there was an orgy of violence of course but for some reason all the zombies were hostile to all other zombies so instead of a zombie army the whole village was killed. That is why you use the [OPPOSED_TO_LIFE] token if you want proper zombie behavior.
>>184359298
That's why it's playing in the distance.
>>184398389
Yeah the syndrome creature doesnt get opposed to life like the other normal infected for some reason
>>184405624
dorf aeronautics when
I have the eighth artifact.
And I believe I am done.
At least it isn't made out of wood.
>>184406147
>adamantine chain
thats actually cool as fuck boi
>>184406254
At least one could theoretically lash an elf to death with it.
>>184406861
That's pretty minimalist for an artifact, where are all the spikes?
>>184405875
Minecarts can fly.
What are some things you wished you learned earlier?
For me; h hiding objects (like wood in rivers you dont want to see)
Making wooden trap components will make you a lot more money than rock crafts
dorf bamp
>46 citizens
>1 with combat skills
>There are no dinosaurs in DF
>You cannot ride a T-Rex into battle
>You cannot raise Triceratopses like pigs and feast off of dinosaur meat
>You cannot rule the dinosaurs
>>184412601
mod them raws, anon
>>184412910
I wish I knew how to. It would be "fun" to fight a hundred foot t-rex.
>>184413295
There's guides on the wiki.
>>184413295
Learn how, it's not super complicated, and chicks love a guy who's a wizard with modding the df raws.
>>184408451
>>184414542
Wow, you're right, it isn't that hard. Huh, for some reason I thought it'd be very complicated.
>>184398028
There are two main problems with prepared meals: first, proportions between used ingredients don't matter, so just a single unit of expensive food mixed with a mountain of crap will make the value skyrocket; second, on top of values of ingredients, prepared meals also have base value of 10 multiplied by quality level, which means that with legendary cook even the cheapest food can produce a stack of meals with value of 168 each.
>>184411901
Stats >>>>> combat skills. Select a couple ones strong enough and with good regeneration and send them to train with the weapon of your choice. Or find agile ones and let them chop the local wildlife to pieces. Just don't forget to send them to the pump gym.
>>184398028
Right now the economy is the placeholder. Maybe in a few years toady will come to the proper trade arc, and we'll have proper values. Having natural resources will be important, there'll be supply and demand calculated in real time (historical time), and also trade wars, speculations, bank crises. Whatever. Just not now.
>>184419349
>class warfare breaks out in your fortress because you only gave rooms to the nobles in your fort of 100
>angry dissidents accidentally pull the lord's suicide room lever mid-lynching
>half the fort is dead and the remaining half is fighting itself to the death
>>184383467
I'm on a trip atm, so it will have to be when I get home in about two weeks.
I don't have a lot of ideas, so I guess I'll just go for a world map.
>>184420664
>pay the philosophers so they can live, eat, work in your library
>they shit all over your governing and argue for introduction of the minimal wages, reducing inequality (by lowering the noble rooms' worth), workers' rights for longer breaks, gender and race quotas in the army
>you press the lever and collapse the university
>Dig to bottom cavern layer looking for magma
>Find nothing but water
>Fuck it set up fishing and water source
>Forget
>Fast forward
>Finally find magma sea on the other side of the map by poking around in the bottom cavern layer
>Pierce the walls to flood the bottom layer with magma
>It works
>Still forget
>Fast forward several months and cavern collapses later due to burning mushroom trees
>Working on rest of fort high above near the surface
>A section of the cavern has collapsed!
>Fath Emenkol, Fisherdwarf cancels Fish: Unconcious
>Ast Solontitthal, Mason cancels Fish: Unconcious
>Fug
TL;DR never forget to unzone areas soon to be flooded with magma. I cant believe I didnt notice the dangerous terrain spam earlier. Now Ive got 2-3 slabs to make for three bodies that I'll never recover.
To dwarf, is to suffer.
>>184421276
In one threetoe story a character is tasked by a figure of some importance to murder a philosopher that's "upsetting the rightful order of things" in exchange for giving him a knightly title despite failing his trials.
The philosopher however manages to win over the character, and they fake the philosopher's death, running off together after the funeral with the knightly title and a small fortune in burial goods in hand
>>184423490
Marx and Engels: the Origin
I' bumpign this thred
Post your stone waifu
I'm pretty sure I'd seen a human castle in old adventure mode made of Rutile and I always keep an eye out for it now.
>>184426675
Yours is a spoiled, saggy whore of a feldspar.
can me make a new official /dfg/ meme?
I've been missing one for a while.
>>184428903
You start by tying a noose.
>>184428903
cute
elfboys
>>184428976
killing yourself ingame without...
>drowing yourself
>jumping from great heights
>starving yourself
when?
identity crisis
gogogo
>>184430736
STRIKE THE EARTH!
>>184430736
it begins
>>184430736
>a roulette image
thats the worst kind of way to keep a thread alive. how about justroll 4d10 cause we're all fucking nerds anyway
anyway make sure to post forts you get from these, i dont play fort mode cause im notsmartenough, so i stick to legends and adventure modes.
>>184430736
>>184433886
it's retarded to have roll images on boards that don't have dubs in the first place
>>184433886
>roll 4d10
that's what people usually do, IIRC. it's not like you have to be a "nerd", either; they're literally one google search away.
>>184434089
that pic doesn't say anything about dubs
>>184434208
It makes certain combinations impossible.
You can't mix no danger rooms with killing human and elf caravans
You can't mix no traps with getting 25 million dorfbucks
etc.
>>184434119
>not having at least three sets of dice
yadda yadda ree blah blah normie
>>184434274
thats a bit pedantic. why arent you whining about why we are all getting mountainous calm/wilderness embarks?predicting mountainous wilderness no trading kill caravans
>>184434471
>why arent you whining about why we are all getting mountainous calm/wilderness embarks?
Because I knew someone else would whine about it
:^)
>>184434471
in all honesty, his second example is very relevant, since trap comps are a common wealth exploit.
>>184426675
where did you get this picture of my wife
>>184437806
Your wife might not have been as loyal as you once thought.
why would i bump
>>184440074
yes why would you
>>184205059
wait toady is finally adding raiding parties?
>>184442789
finally i will be able to conquer the world
It is written that in 50 more posts the ancient evil known as the Tourneyanon2 awakens from its eternal slumber.
>>184443256
we won't be able to conquer sites, only loot them.
there will probably be a fair bit of fighting and killing, but no full-on sieges.
>>184443569
can you post the source for raiding parties so i can read up on em
I had a spearmaster break formation and charge a Giantess, I was planning to just trap it for gladiatorial combat. Should I award the dorf for his bravery or put him in a danger room with actual spears?
>>184444921
make the badass the leader of a squad.
>>184429359
>give in to the night
>sit on a campfire
>cross a frozen ocean
>leave travel mode too close to a glaciercano
>jump into a volcano
>building an elaborate deathtrap construction and dropping it on yourself/yourself into something deadly
>kissing a dragon
>kissing a night troll
>fucking minecarts, how do they work
>>184444121
dev log, 03/11/2017 and onwards
>page 10
>>184450070
>soon
>>184450176
this time, Oleme will win
>>184450176
Urist Dye-Maker gonna fuck shit up
>>184450176
HE MAN
HE MAN
HE MAN
>>184451484He-man's gonna be killed by an elemental man, just you watch.
>>184451668
He fucked you up once, he can do it again.
>>184451668
Seems unlikely
>>184451484
>>184451668
he won't even compete in the royale, as he's a finalist.
>>184451668
>>184451484
He man is only spectating the Royale, same as Herne. His fight comes later you silly willies.
>>184450176
Im rather new, is anyone able to give me a rundown on the contestants?
>>184451820
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Xaf7ze5dgC1L4h7Y8flaG6meHZtqiuVj7dojwvQx1yc/edit#gid=1342706545
All the info is kept on the doc, where information on the gladiators can be found.
>>184451941
Thanks babe
>>184451965
no friedn, thank u
>>184450176
Hype! My money's on Purple Fist.
>>184450390
tru, assuming he doesn't take a spear to the back of the head early I think he might win it
>>184452152
Is there weapons in this fight? Thought they were all unarmed with no stat upgrades.
he-man? more like poop.
>>184452621
YOU TAKE THAT BACK, YOU KNIFE-EAR
>>184452474
they'll have whatever gear and stats they started out with.
it would be a pretty lame fight if we just had unarmed generic creatures fighting.
>>184452474
Everyone has whatever weapons and skills they had when they were submitted.
>>184452621
I wonder what the inside of He-Man's mask (formerly Skeletor's) smells like haha
>>184108009
Turn up those secrets buddy boy.
>>184452785
>>184452785
what do you think grayskull smells like haha
how tight do you think it fits in the enchanted lock of the castle haha
Christ, how does one live past 10 minutes in adventure mode? Half of the times I can't even get out of the fortress I spawn in, it's like I'm 100 levels underground and lose myself in some cave where I eventually fall into lava or find some massive beast that rapes me.
>>184453949
you spend a lot of time grinding swimming and sneaking, then you wrestle crabs until you're strong as fuck and good at dodging
then you pick up a weapon and go to town on some gobos
>>184453949
>>184454147
oh, as for the fort, i usually spawn in a fort i make or a human settlement
>>184453949
You can fast travel out of pregenned fortresses.
>>184451941
>looking through the fan art
holy fuck wilba do you draw for a publication? if not send in this fucking work to wizards of the coast, marvel, dc, and any other publication you can find this shit is narrative quality art damn.
>>184454636
only if you make it to the central embark tile (worldgen forts are always 3x3 embark tiles).
your compass will show the direction of the central embark tile, by the way. just follow it untill it turns into ***, and you'll be able to travel.
>>184456072
well he fucked up on annie may's legs, but apart from that, it's good.
I wish he'd make something for this tourney, as well.
>>184456072
>sweatydwarfwithaclothetohisforehead.jpeg
By the way, last time I posted the gif first, and then the commentary. Maybe this time I'll do the commentary with the combat logs first, and finish up with the gif. I remember last time some people were sad they got spoiled the ending before reading the commentary, so I'll probs do it this way for the next thread.
>>184458071
Seems like a good idea
>>184458071
personally, I always spoil myself by peeking at the bottom of the paragraph before reading through it properly.
the gif doesn't matter that much, since it's easy to refrain from clicking it.
>>184458071
whatever way you want fammer. You're the boss.
We gather here to remember Turot. Ripped to shreds by wild dingos one night during a wild encounter. She may have been hook-nosed but she was very trust worthy and a good companion.
>>184458313
Its not easy to stop someone from watching it and just posting the ending though, cunts exist
A giant penis
A giant dog penis
a micro elven penis
A puffy snake woman cloaca
A masterfully crafted pump filled with goat cheese.
The goblin liason, A giant horse penis, has arrived!
What the fuck guys, don't let the thread end with this shit.
Not like this.
Not like this.
>>184460461
It was inevitable.
A new thread >>184460606