Dota 2 general /d2g/

I'm at 4.5k and I have no clue how to raise my mmr or what I need to learn, what do?

First for team liquid (PBUH) winning TI

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nth for OG choking at TI

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I wanna plug her butt

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>tfw my taste in music over the years has devolved to pure memery, game tunes, and disney songs

>>184065051
ENDURANCE RUN

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>>184065129
I listen to this every time I wake up and jump around the house like a retard, guarantess a happy morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nleygezvFGU

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>paying like 80,000,000$ for day9

>>184065129
You got lolicore in there?

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EVERY

SINGLE

FUCKING

TIME

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>>184065129
>tfw have both hotline miami soundtracks and bloodborne and wrestling entrance themes in playlist

By the year 2020 it is estimated that meme music genres will out-number real genres 10:1.

Scientists fear that the concept of meme genres may infect cinema in the near future.

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>>184065636
You know its not random, and that its literally predetermined to give only like 100 people over 1000 points right? Its literally advertised in the tagline "10 people per week get relic"

>>184065169
ways of yore is still the best one

>>184065783
meme genres already exist, a la The Room and Rocky Horror Picture Show and basically every Will Ferrell movie

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>>184055728
Name / source?

This is the /pol/ chick with huge personalities and the choker from that picture isn't it

>>184065129
I am the opposite. I started out not listening to music at all until I was 16 and then I only listened to meme songs and anime openings and I have slowly evolved to nice things. The first song I ever downloaded was Dragostea din tei. Now I am listening to Vivaldi and Rachmaninoff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kaNnZFosm8

>>184066216
Brittany Venti is the name, making fun of gaymer girls is the game

>>184066216

Careful, mate. She's a quadroon.

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>>184066446
>Last name is "gigantic"

can't make this shit up

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>>184066216
>>184066605
She's my ayyfu.

>>184066446
LMAO is that the bitch that went REEEEEEEE on stream?

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Who is it going to be this year lads?

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>>184066668

>>184066710

FUCKING NORMIES, GET OFF MY STREAM, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - I feel in love mid REEEEEEEEE

>>184066710
yes, she BTFO of 4chan multiple times by outmeming them.

always one lair of irony ahead

>>184066216
Anon..
She's already taken by a /pol/ack

>>184066392
Fine taste anon
t. music major

>youtube has an algorithm that gives you a 5 sec to skip button if you switch to the youtube page really quickly and is more likely to give you an unskippable ad if you do not switch fast enough


kms

>>184066042
>>184065636
i got 4000 points once

I just can't get enough of techies.
Truly the greatest hero in the game.

>>184066668
Dude...her eyes

hands free _____

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>>184066975
Ayys can be pretty too

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>>184066762
FROM

THE

DUSTY

MESA

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reminder to tell reddospacers to fuck off
>newlines for newfags
>carriage returns more like return to reddit

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>stuck in 2500
>Peruvians everywhere
>want to quit this game and not look back
>too much time and money though
>9/10 games are just a complete shit fest
>Its more which team is less retarded than which team is better.

If their weren't other games i actually enjoyed I would an hero right now

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Okay Dotards it's almost that time of the year again. Who's is 2017's International's "winner"? Will Mason go off script again?

>>184066843
Your missuse of homophones is funny, please dont try to improve your english

>>184067305
SEA's taking it this year so it's QO and crew.

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>>184067305
Mason has the world's heaviest anchor on his team

>>184067435
1400
damage

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>>184066587
>implying i dont want to bring it back to mulatto

>>184067096
Sorry anon, I.... I don't have relations with illegal aliens

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>>184067378
>dont even know what was the mistake
Shouldve taken those english courses

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here's my 3k prediction

>>184067096
Mirana?

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>>184067435

>>184067625

From what I've seen of her, she's not a fan of dark skinned men. And from what we learned during HWNDU season 3, she likes fat guys. She fucked /pol/ blart.

>>184067305
Puppey aka "Mastermind" aka "President of Estonia" aka "All according to keikaku" aka "One punch man" is going to win TI7.

>>184067108
Go back to 9gag, nobody loves you

>>184067861
What is hwndu
Who is /pol/ blart

>>184066216
Bitch be cray, I just watched one random video on her youtube.
I wouldn't stick my dick in that crazy.

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>>184067931
thats right, kuro will not stand in the way this time

>get killed with aegis
>you are about to respawn

What music hits for your incoming rampage? For me
https://youtu.be/7RzA_Oomra8?t=29s

>>184068323
SPOILER THAT SHIT!

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>>184068323
JANNY?!

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>>184067861
Doubt she fucked /pol/ blart m8
Maybe Jesus and milkman

>>184068086
Pic related
The guy at bottom

Hmmm same colors and filled with half jews.

>>184068545

Oh she totally went for Jesus too.

>>184067096
Look, Sagan! Prey!

>>184068323
Wew that's a report

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>>184066587
I don't mind that as much as her fake "cute" voice that sounds like nails on a chalkboard

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>tfw you stop salting
>tfw you've gained 5k behavior score
>tfw you've gained over 1000MMR in under a month
>tfw you've won 90% of your 40 games this week

2 pubs tonight
1st game- played awful, in a 5 carry lineup, no courier at all until 10 min, win. (everyone in the game was terrible)
2nd game-proper lineup, play well, get shitstomped (everyone but my mid and roamer were halfway decent)
im a noob (300 games) but holy shit, the difference in skill between the 2 games i played tonight was mind boggling.

yooo fags and pedos are on full attack mode, i'm out nigga

>>184067032
>>184068323

I have achieved a state of 0 stimulation orgasm. I have to edge every day for 2 weeks and then put on some good porn and flex them inner muscles and after about 20 minutes I can manage to orgasm with 0 physical stimulation.

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>>184068831
>>184068408
how about some girls (female)

>>184068996
good job! Good luck on getting to 3k

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>>184068686
Jesus christ, did he break his dick?

>>184067305
why cant mason be on a team with not bulba?
bulba is retarded, does stupid shit, is super unlikeable, and his twitter is a garbage fire.
Even Grant said Mason is good enough to be the carry on a ti winning team, but dc isnt a ti winning team.

ah fug

>>184069229
gonna try this

>>184069242
>Sajedene.webm

>>184068831
wow you really showed him anon i'm sure he feels really bad right now

Reminder that being called brown/black is basically an insult in South America
Use it in your pubs

>>184069229
Have you tried Jackpot Hands free? I've only gotten dry orgasms out of that hypnotizing shit but it's kinda fun. I just hate how 80% of her stuff is gay hypno shit or "im ur goddess" femdom shit

>>184069229
Ill try this with a pic

>>184069510
it's an insult anywhere in the world

>>184068686
this is a christian blue board, anon!

>>184069510

Not just there, mate. Shitskin is my go to insult in dota.

>>184069657
true

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>>184069440
Thanks anon

>>184069657
It has double the effect in SA.
We really hate ourselve in the inside.

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>>184069757
hey man I'm sorry you didn't like it, I gotta get a better feel for the crowd you know

>>184069424
hehe

>>184069242
Unless it's dota related I really don't care

>>184070203
fucking gross nigga

>>184070203
god i want to kiss them

>>184070203
dude come on, this is a family friendly board

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>>184070203

>>184070203
Oh nice. I thought that was semen at first and was really grossed out.

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So I've come across a real strange feeling. I really want to become an Io main, I've played a few games in unranked with him just to try out the Arcana and he's actually dope as fuck, saving braindead carries with a sliver of HP left and watching them go ham, ganking all the lanes with relocate and timing dope saves is probably the most fun I've had playing a hero in a long time and even though I'm shit I'm trashing games with him.

Who should I watch for Io tips and tricks, the way I play him at the moment is as a safelane support, pulling and only really showing in lane to kill the enemy offlaner, with a tp for saves in other lanes. How should I build Io? I've been going bottle first, into urn and arcanes, should I prioritise other items? is helm of the dominator good (for HP regen and mad stacking?)

>>184071021
the Liquid player GH is the currently the best Wisp player, I would look for some of his replays on youtube. Also he plays solo queue and picks wisp anyways so thats cool too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfD3C7XlgyA

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Singsing is streaming dotards

>>184071848
Gay parade?

>some guy from /pol/ is banging a 9/10 with perfect tits
is this the real life

>>184071848
marmalade!?

>>184071848
hand grenade?

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>>184071873
>>184071993
adelaide

>>184071917
>That's a 9/10
She's good looking as hell, but the crazy takes points off, it takes many points off.

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>tfw no lair of irony

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>tfw no lair of irony

>>184072109
thats means she still a solid 7.999999

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>>184072056
adelaide

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>>184072124
At least it wasnt their/theyre mistake

based singsing exposing japan

Calling it now, EG loses to DC in the grand finals in a TI3esque style

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what happened to singsing?

>>184072731

Twitch probably all over her to conform to their SJW bullshit agenda.

>>184072731
He got the twitch dick and now conforms to all the SJW rules like a bitch

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>>184072712
>Reddit absolutely BTFO for RTZ losing, FAKE 10K winning, and Bulba winning
>CCnC absolutley BTFo for analyzing his archnemeis' win
>/d2g/ happy since LEGENDARY MASON won
>For the first time MMR actually mattered
Cmon lad it's so good it's bound to happen

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>ti in 5 days
>still no slitbreaker vol 2
dotards..?

Is glimmer cape a trap item?

>>184073469
>playing BadDiablo

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>shadow assassin
>primary stat int
>str 18+1.8
>agi 12+2.5
>int 28+2.8
>armor 5
>attack damage 38-46
>bat 1.5
>melee
>move speed 315

>q shadowstep
>mana 85/100/115/130
>cooldown 16/14/12/10
>cast range 1250
>send your shadow forth to a target point or unit, travelling at 150/200/250/300% of your movement speed and damaging by 150/200/250/300 and silencing for 0.8/1.2/1.6/2 seconds all enemy heroes it passes through. while the shadow travels, your attack speed is increased by 45/75/105/135. when it reaches its destination, you immediately blink to its position, attacking if the target is an enemy unit.
>aghanim's scepter upgrade gives you 5 charges of this spell and increases cast range to 2000.

>w umbra vortex
>mana (per second toggled) 3/5/7/9% current
>cd (when toggled off) 12/9/6/3
>while toggled a 325/350/375/400 unit wide vortex of inky blackness forms around you, in which enemies have their vision cut to 200 units around them and take 3/5/7/9% of your current mana as damage each second toggled. allies gain 20/40/60/80% bonus movement speed while attacking or casting spells on enemies inside the vortex.

>e killer instinct
>passively your attack damage is increased by 10/20/30/40 for each debuff your target has. every time you deal 600 damage with attacks you are purged of debuffs.

>r phantom kunai
>mana 160/200/240
>charge restore time 40/35/30
>charges 1/3/5
>cast range 2000
>disjoint projectiles then throw an enchanted knife that deals 175/250/325 damage to a target unit, travelling at 3500 speed. it centers an umbra vortex on the target for 2/3/4 seconds. if a hero dies from phantom kunai or umbra vortex, you restore 20/30/40% max mana.


>talents
>25 - +100 intelligence or phantom kunai pierces spell immunity
>20 - +0.5s phantom kunai stun or +30 killer instinct damage
>15 - +45 movement speed or +15 hp regen
>10 - +15% evasion or +10% cooldown reduction

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>>184073549

>>184073486
Its one of the most annoying items to go against, especially if you're a hero that has no room for dust like anti-mage. Glimmer cucks you so hard.

>>184073517
>not liking fun

why do people still use twitch over youtube? it's hard to believe, but even youtube has more freedom of speech than twitch, plus you can rewind the livestreams on yt, and they don't bandwidth restrictions for anybody that doesn't gargle on their kike balls. is it just the underage emoticons?

>option 1 is thirdies
>option 2 is reddit
kill me

>>184073648
Also YouTube never has ads when it's live, also Twitch sometimes has really slow servers and there are a million other advantages to YouTube

>>184073648
because muh geek culture on twitch

>>184073613
>most annoying item
>not halberd

>>184065636
The exact path your bubble takes is decided you press a starting point. EZ programmable gambling trick.

>>184073648
Pretty much just the emotes for me at this point

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anyone else got some nice dota ink?

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>>184064829
Arteezy confirmed as GOAT

@184075348
take your eceleb cancer elsewhere please

>>184075348
what's she doing on twitch anyways? is she done with the pornos?

>>184075348
Back
To
Reddit

xD

##184075348
upboated

was day9 was right?

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>it's a "one core gets caught out and killed and the other suicides himself for megacreeps and no one has buyback" episode

cute asian grill to save the day

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TA is cute!

Who do you play when you want to absolutely ruin the other team's day?

>>184077121
>tfw a cute asian grill will never save the day in real life

>>184077257
rat furion

>>184077257
DAY WALKER

>>184077257
Tinker

>>184077257
Tinker

>>184077257
Squee Spleen and Spoon the Goblin Technichians

>>184077683
Anon I think you must be mistaken. There are only 2 technicians.

>>184077257
lmao THREE ultimates blade

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>>184077925
>only 2
What did he mean by this?

>>184077257
Techies or Tinker

>>184078256
>he doesn't know
You're retarded. Try reading a bit more

>>184078285
>>184077638
>>184077601
>GIVE ME ALL THE FARM I HAVE A GAME TO LOSE: The Hero
Is this general filled with 2k retards
It's always free MMR when some retard picks Tinker

>>184078551
You don't have to win to ruin the enemies day

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>>184078359

>>184078716
Again, try reading a bit more to understand why he did 2 not 3 you fucking retard

>>184078551
I ruin 9 people's game, if not my own.
If I do pick Techies though, it's always offlane.

>>184079287
There is literally no indication in any way that spoon was not performing his job to maximum health and safety standards throughout the entire episode.

>Squee and Spleen turned for home
It's because they push the cart you mong

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>>184079594
SPOON DED NIGGA

>>184078716
is techies the most faithful hero to the original WCIII design?

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>>184079950
if he's ded, how is he alive in the playermodel, voicepack and lore?

>>184079964
old Shadow Fiend model was identical to wciii one

>>184080070
Nigga he is literally dead in the lore and in the voice lines.

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/9/96/Tech_rare_02.mp3

If he was still alive Squee and Spleen would know about it.

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>>184079964
Drow, WR,, and a bunch of others are still very similar
>>184080070
>voicepack
>https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/9/96/Tech_rare_02.mp3
Are you trying to be retarded?

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>>184080349
>Goblins too retarded to look around a cart are a valid historical source
>Goblins
>GOBLINS

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>>184080349
hoyl shit
I fucking love techies

NAHAZ WILL NEVER RELEASE THE STATS BECAUSE PPD BLOWN HIM THE FUCK OUT
I REPEAT, NO MORE STATS

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>>184080647
RIP STATSMAN

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>>184080595
Can PLD still feel the President deep inside, figuratively and literally?

>>184080647
NEVA
EVA

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>>184080707
Always

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>>184080707
he dreams about it

>>184080693
MEN LIE

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>>184080693
WOMEN LIE

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>>184080850
FINNGOLIANS LIE

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>>184080707
he will never leave

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>>184080850
ALIENS LIE

>>184081146
stars, take us!

>he listens to metal
How can you fail at something so basic?

Do you guys know any instrumental playlists for grinding?

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>>184080850
CREEPS LIE

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why wont we see a single pudge at ti?

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>>184080850
RUSKIES LIE

>>184081417
Youtube search best of Prokofiev

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>>184081417
instrumentals, you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbvrM6Nj2Ok&list=PL5A9CFD0A7F65F091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMWCiY_qkm0&list=PLjnOFoOKDEU_kUrte30X6G66pK-qk8mDf

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>>184080850
JEWS LIE

>>184082105
No friend. The goyim who told you this are the ones who lied. Us Jews always tell the truth!

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>not gay
>find OD attractive

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yo

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>>184082528
hey!

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>>184081683
nice

>>184081937
my boy

>tfw Rainforest

>>184082481
Anon that's pretty gay

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>>184082853
>Clark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwuqPHF3vY0

pudge or rubick?

>>184083068
would you rather eat fudge or a poo brick?

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>>184083068
do you want to win a game?
if yes pudge
if no rubick
https://www.dotabuff.com/heroes/meta

>>184081146
tfw no mirana arcana

>>184083068
Would you rather take Jamal's cock or not be gay?

>>184083397
would she get a complete remodel to fix her downs face?

DOTARDS

You may remember me as the guy who caught a mouse about a week ago. Well I just caught ANOTHER FUCKING MOUSE. This one is much more chill and is sitting in its bottle prison peacefully instead of jumping at the walls every 3 seconds.

>>184083743
nani the fuck?

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vote rubick

>>184082976
no it's not

>>184083927
no

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>>184084013
not the slightest little bit?

>>184082976
>>184082481
I doubt gays are attracted to OD

>>184084116
>tfw too intelligent to be gay

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>>184083927
>even bulba has higher winrate on pudge than rubick
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/30237211/heroes

>>184084096
any straight man would fuck that

>Changing your hero cosmetics depending on whether you play core or support
Anyone else does autistic shit like this?

>>184084790
>using cosmetics
I have every antimage item and the best set is arc of manta thats it. The higher mmr u get and the more wise and older u grow the less you use.

>>184084790
i do
my dota friend laughs at me everytime i mention it

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>>184084790
>his hero has multiple cosmetics for any slot

>>184084893
>tfw still no tb manta cosmetic

>>184085262
>tfw still no combined arc warden midas + BoTs immortal

when will Brew back into relevancy?

i hate this late game meta that forces you to pick all these boring ass heroes (anti mage, sven, more right click ect.) if you want to have a remote chance of winning

>JUST TP OUT LMAO
i love this meme when it actually works
its allchat gold

>>184085865
Quite

>>184085846
brew is meta already
have you not seen any esports recently
teams pick brew and win

>>184066874
>music major
why didn't you study a real subject?

>>184086013
brew is BadInvoker

>go on twitch for dota
>see "anime" stream with 27k viewers watching dragon maid and spamming weeb emotes in chat

how empty inside do you have to be

>>184085846
brew is good lategame though???
It's just midgame when BKB's first come out he struggles a little.

>>184086210
When will twitch start streaming porn so I can spam memes while jacking it

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>tfw finally unlocked the slardar quest alternative style
1 down 3 more to go.

>>184086171
BadInvoker is still better than 60% of the hero roster. A hero thats legitimately bad right now is like wraith king or tiny. raindrops fucked tiny hard

>>184086316
honestly im not even going for slardar right now

i got muh green and black kunkka shark tho

>Yawar calling jubei a thief in all chat

wtf i love pakis now

>>184086446
I'm going to do the kunkka quest last as it is the easiest since you only need one star for each quest along the path.
40 stars for the luna and ogre quests is a fucking grindfest and the ogre set isn't really great.

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>>184066668
do not bully ayylmaos

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>>184086210
>twitch keeps doing crappy marathons lately
>tfw they'll never top the bob ross and power rangers marathons

>500 sunken relic points
Yea I'm having a bad luck streak and this proves it.

Based bulldog voted for Pudge. Literally our guy.

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Post THAT webm

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>>184087162

>>184087251
our merloobi

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>>184087162

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>>184087395
It's hard to believe fitjew was on this team.

>>184087395
This is why I refuse to do this gimmicky garbage

>>184087579
Someone ran the maths and he was only going to gain a tiny amount of mana from it anyway

>>184087579
>>184087667
this was then. now if you dont put your items in backpack for shrine or stick, you are a shitter

>>184087579
the problem with swindlezz is he is mechanically bad, if you watch cancel-dog do it he drags the item, releases his LMB while pressing item hotkey then hinstantly rightclicks,

OG will choke again. Ana will start acting frantic after losing game 1, notail will follow thus being the end. Ana just cant perform under pressure

>>184086151
I double majored, and the other is in finance. I wanted to be a studio exec and I'm already on the second step as I have been working at a major studio as a sound guy for going on 2 months now.

Tournament idea

takes place over the course of a full 24 hours straight, games going on constantly

finals are played at the 25th hour that everyone has been awake for

all the casters are dying from lack of sleep, the players are making mistakes left and right except for a couple that have been chugging Monster all day/night

it would be great. i'd name the tournament "the 25th hour". just one big endurance-fest.

500k prizepool minimum since it's a huge health/safety hazard.

>>184087162
I mean, I told myself I wasn't going to jack off tonight, but ok then

>>184087982
If a player has to sleep his team plays as 4 rest of the tournament

>>184087982
We need to fund this, I think.

>>184087982
This sounds like Special Forces tryouts except a lot more amusing and pathetic

>>184087982
What happens if a player falls asleep?

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>>184088805
They get the gas

>>184089112
El Presidente ain't fucking around I guess

>>184088805
They get a free helicopter ocean tour.

>>184088805
They get their anus widened

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>>184089112
>>184089643
>>184089862

>>184077257
Carry Tide

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>54,633,749 votes were cast in the quarter finals of the Arcana vote
>You get 16 votes from a level one compendium. It increases by 16 at level 9 and level 28 for a max of 48.
>Which means there were between 1,138,203 (48 votes) and 3,414,609 (16 votes) compendium owners that voted. Could be more depending on if compendium owners actually voted or not.
Dare I say that game is alive?

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>>184087395
>>184087510

4k confession time? I can not blink dodge snipers right clink unless he has deso or skadi. There, I said it.

>>184087251
hes perfect

>>184090272
>people still think the prize pool is only 25%
>people still think valve doesnt doctor numbers
>people still believe that dota is alive

Valve is changing shit to keep dota from dropping dead, if the prizepool or player amount was lower than last year then it would be a PR nightmare and the final nail in the coffin. The amount of people who would be like, "wow dude look even the prizepool is lower time to try something new" would put a end to this shit game.

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>>184087982
that sounds wreckless and extremely dangerous to the players health
it's perfect
though, might wanna make it the 49th hour, since 25hour sessions aren't new to any dota player

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>>184090674
>starcucks this mad their game is dead

>>184090674
>2mil+ accounts with goypass
https://dota.rgp.io/battlepass/

>>184090798
>>184090814
What proof do you have these numbers arent faked?

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>>184090904
>
>>bait

why do 4ks think they are good at dota?

>>184091102
Cause muh top 90%

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>>184090904
Why would they bother faking those numbers and not these ones then?

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kneel before your King

>completely stomp the early game
>retard teammates keep diving and laugh off like it's nothing when they die to get a kill
>keep throwing away advantage because they don't understand comeback mechanics
>still keep throwing because they think we're ahead because we have more kills
>throw so much to the point where we lose

Why does this always happen?

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We won, boys ;_;7

>>184091463
SINGSING IS BACK
FUCK EAH

>>184091219
wtf happened there?
which patch was it?

>>184091463
Dare I say it...

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>>184091463
>>184091506
:^)

>>184091463
I like Bulldog's stream too though

damn qop is naked on singsing stream
*b0nner*

>Sheever QoP
nice game dotards

>>184091514
Dota 2 reborn
Fucked optimization for many people, me included. Could play Dota 2 on my old shitty notebook before :(

What are the chances valve will redo or change the mmr system? They recently ibcreased the cap from 10k to who knows what, and Euro pro mmr is going up agaib like it did in the past years, from 8k to 9k, and now from 9k to 10k. The Elo system is ment to have a cap, currently its around 2800 for chests. Its obvious skill diffrence and increase is not changing but mmr is going up, its clear its a failing system, will valve ever fess up to their fuck up or let it inflate intoba joke, which it clearly almost is, but reddit fangays there half chink achivments.

>>184091709
Has there ever been a cap?

i wanna put it in qop's butt

>>184091786
Go away, she's mine!

>>184091775
It was capped at 10k back when the first 10k party abuser hit it.

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>>184091578
delete this

>>184091858
Party abuser?
How do you abuse that?
you still have to win.
Was it someone who was like 9k and teamed up with 2k?

>>184091894
What will make u stop posting? Do i really have to print a picture of that retarded red head cartoon characrer out and take a shit on it and then post it here to make you kill yourself you weeb.

>>184091930
Dude had bots, qued for africa with chink language, had games playing against himself, no one played on the server so he stacked wins on his account. Hit 10k, reddit cried, mmr was capped then.

>>184092027
Damn, what a faggot desu.

>>184091463
TU TU RUUU

>>184092272
Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

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>>184091463

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I want to plug her butt

>lvl 9 monkey KANGZ solo kill a QoP
how is this balance?

>>184092356
She'll ravage your boipucci

>>184092360
just blink away

Is SingSing streams the comfiest or are they the comfiest?
singsing a qt
tutaru

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>>184092476
>Annoying tunnel digging gook
>comfy

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>you can't euls a flying monkey
nice game dotards

>>184066762
Waka flocka obviously

who do i spam for free mmr

>>184066762
literally who is that

>>184092528
>hook the kang as hes jumping between trees
>teleports back to the tree

Umm dotards?

>>184092575
Support Abaddon

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>mfw playing monkey kangz and styling on people using my vault jump over them twice and slicing through them using my Q

>>184064829
>play caladooty
>just want to hang out and have comfy sniper gameplay
>enemy team bans me from using a scope before the match starts

>play overwatch
>want to play pharrah
>enemy team bans me from picking pharrah before the match starts

>play magic the gathering
>looking forward to playing deck i've built
>opponent bans cards out of my deck before the match starts

Daily reminder that the entire idea of Drafting and Banning is tedious, boring, time-wasting garbage and only exists because Valve is too talentless to balance their own game, and so outsources it to the playerbase.

Reminder all the peruvians, russians, and pinoy subhumans are voting pudge. Enjoy ranked being unplayable for a good two weeks as these utter monkeys fail to land hooks

>>184092905
Pudkas are hilarious though.
I love seeing them.
I'm probably gonna buy the arcana and only play on Russian servers for a few weeks

>>184092905
I'm russian and I voted Rubick

>>184092905
A bad Pudge is still better than a bad Rubick

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>say gg ez
>game was actually really close and really hard

>>184093068
Bad rubick at least gives you mr aura

>>184092945
Russian server is mostly Swedes, even Russians don't play Russia server

>>184093041
You would be an outlier then

>>184093068
How is a pudge that can't land a single hook, in any way more useful than a hero that only has to click to get his disable off, can steal big ultis or at least some kind of stun, and gives a free aura? A useless pudge will roam all game, failing to get kills. I'd literally take an aghs rushing Rubick in that case. At least you can land his skill even if your IQ is below 80 whereas skillshots require practice.

>>184092905
>already a pudge in every game
>imply half of them can afford it
>he can still run at people with rot

Vs

>shit hero with a fake stun that cant even do his signature thing anymore
>low ass kill potential
>doesnt scale
>shit support players pulling every wave make it a last hit under tower lane.

>>184093268
isn't "russian" server actually located in stockholm?

>>184093170
>implying a bad rubick will ever hit level 13 or higher

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>>184093268
>walk to enemy carry
>press r, then w
bad pudges are always more valuable than bad rubicks, a bad rubick won't even be able to stun 1 guy without getting nuked in the mid-late game

>>184093308
>meme hero with a fake stun that cant even fountain hook anymore
>will be hooking their own teammates the one time they land a hook
>"ganks" your lane by walking past an enemy ward, missing his hook, and rotting the next creepwave so that it pushes under their tower

A win for third worlders is a loss for everyone else

So AM are only friends with people who don't use magic, right?
Let's make a list of his bros!
I'll start with some:
Sniper
Centaur Warrunner
Pudge
Techies

>>184093736
>wards in a game
>pudge cant land hook

Pick one and only one

>>184093694
>uses Dismember
>enemy team jumps and kills him
>"where is my team?? ff, i afk"

>>184093750
TA
PA
Riki

>pudge high pickrate in all brackets
>still higher winrate than rubick
>meanwhile invoker has high pickrate and low winrate
makes me think

>>184093974
>TA
you dumb fucking nigger she uses and has experience with magic

>>184093846
Considering we're talking about bad pudges in comparison with bad rubick players, I doubt he will be landing his hooks hence the distinction.

In a perfect /d2g/ world, bad pudges can land skillshots perfectly yet for some reason they think a targeted ability is impossible to pull off.

>>184093750
Gyro?

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>>184093110
>type "ez mid"
>lost mid but won the game anyway

>>184094026
>psions
>magic
who's the dumb nigger here?

>>184094146
>Possessed of a scientific bent, she spent her early years engaged in meticulous study of nature's laws--peering into grimoires of magic and alchemy, recreating experiments from charred fragments of the Violet Archives, and memorizing observations of the Keen recordkeepers.

>>184094174
>Manipulating her psionic veil, Lanaya bends nature's law to her will.
>Psionics is the study of paranormal phenomena in relation to the application of electronics.[1] The term comes from psi ('psyche') and the -onics from electronics (machine).

>>184094249
But who's fucking who of AM and fuTA?

>>184094028
The presence of playing against a pudge is scary, even if hes shit your always at risk of a hook into his team. A rubick is free gold.

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BEEP BEEP

OUT OF MY WAY
I NEED TO GET TO LAST PACE

W-will Riki ever g-get his revenge?

>people only voting rubick MUH SUPPORTS NEED ARCANA IT'S NOT FAIR

So the arcanabowl comes down to Reddit's hero or the Peru/Slav national icon
>no TA arcana after seeing what they did with PA
WHY

>>184094549
Support players are barely human anyway