/meg/- Mass Effect General

gigi-chan best waifu

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>>184046281
Always has, always will be

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Something something spiky whatever

>>184046184
>implying he deserved that legacy in the first place

>>184047435
No one deserves this hell

>>184047841
Modern "art"?

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>>184048717
I remember as a kid going to a museum. The one thing that struck me was a painting on permanent display. The one on the right in this pic. This one work made me despise most modern """ART"""

They have great exhibits usually too

>>184049360
That's not too bad, SF's MoMA has a 4'x6' painting on display that's just a painted a solid brass color. That's it. No lines, nothing. Just one solid color.

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>>184049735

I wonder if I could get away with painting the word "Art" in neon pink Comic Sans on a neon green canvas, and have it classified as modern art.

EA's FY18 Q1 comments released today mention Mass Effect three times.

>The outperformance relative to guidance was driven by Ultimate Team, The Sims 4 and FIFA Online 3. Year-on-year growth was driven by the Mass Effect: Andromeda sales captured in the quarter and by FIFA.

>Digital net sales were $681 million, a new record for the first quarter, and up $113 million on the year-ago period. The increase reflects strength in live services, together with our Mobile business. In addition, Mass Effect: Andromeda was a significant contributor.

>Full game PC and console downloads generated net sales of $111 million, 32% higher than last year. This was driven by Mass Effect: Andromeda sales captured in the quarter. 34% of our full unit sales are now digital rather than physical, measured on Xbox One and PlayStation 4 over the last twelve months.

Not really news, but more relevant than the fiftieth "tfw no femtur talonjob" post. Transcript of the call itself will probably be up within the next few days. Maybe there's news in it. Probably not.

>>184048717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqmNaOn56mc

>>184050394
>MEA was a success
BIGGEST SCAM SINCE FALLOUT 4
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>184050627
And here I am, enjoyed playing both of them. I sure got scammed.

>>184050367
As someone who did art school I can attest that everything depends on your connections. Most of the weird bland art you see, like Koons, are "popular" mostly because the guy is a friend of the museum owner/gallerist who in turn is friend with an art trader. Art trader manipulates market to make the price of the art piece inflate artificially, then the art museum market the piece as being "precious".
It's becoming quite a problem. Art critics are speaking about a probable art market crash as more and more art pieces are judge not on their content/message/concept but either on their previous owners, their prices, the fact that it is government funded or that it's been artificially manipulated through stock market and museum colluding togethers.

If you want to see "real" and interesting modern art, look up what happens in Venice's biennale, or in small art residencies community, or in small independently funded galleries.

Yuro art is usually better off than yankee art. And I could speak about how Malevich's white on white was an important painting at his time but I don't want to bore y'all to death.

One thing to note is that current art doctrine is that "conceptual art" is taking over "material art", meaning that for some art pieces, the concept (protocol / though process) is more important than actually making the piece. It has ties to art philosophy, minimalism and the way the current avant-garde works.

Blogpost end.

>>184048717
sam hyde did a good piece on how to make it as a art major
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hkov3QcCpQ
2 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya2sJBTLVzg
15 min version

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>>184050394
Good. Means ME isn't dead yet.
Means I could still get my femtur talonjob.

>>184051429
*fade to black*

>>184051429
stop this.

>>184051825
*kissy noises over loading screen*

>>184052039
*resume control of character, fully clothed, at the end of bed, LI back at their post*

>>184051429
It was never dead, but they don't care about it now. All that matters to Bioware is the success of Anthem

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>>184052707
I just realised we couldn't even invite people in for post-romance cuddles like in Trilogy.

EA's FY18 Q1 Earnings Call transcript actually came out today. No mention of Mass Effect besides the three that were also in the Prepared Comments.

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>>184054194
I miss the bed cuddle and sit-on-lap interaction. It was cute.

>>184054404
Addendum: they did mention Bioware and Anthem a few additional times.

>So we will have a slightly higher run rate for R&D. We're building out a new studio in Montreal as we've told everyone and we've hired over a hundred people into that studio that are brand new to EA. This is to build a new IP around Jade Raymond's team that she has been building. I was in that studio last month and it's a wonderful new addition to our team and we brought our BioWare Montreal team into that same facility, so they now all sit in one new studio together. We're obviously investing in Anthem which everyone got a chance to see at E3. That's out of the BioWare Edmonton team and they are very excited. We'll see some increases around that in terms of spending.

>As we continue to pioneer for our players, our portfolio will expand in FY 2019 and beyond. We deliver stories that you're able to play like the Star Wars action-adventure game being developed by the Visceral Games team. Anthem, our new IP from BioWare, will introduce a contiguous open world that is ever-changing and influenced by players as they band together and support each other in their journeys.

>Never too much product. I think we like our regular cadence. I think we've found a good cadence obviously with Battlefield and with Star Wars Battlefront. We're trying to make sure that we're leveraging our relationship with Disney on the Star Wars property, so aligning those where possible with their theatrical release schedules. So right now, our plan is not to change our cadence schedule. Clearly, we don't yet know how the cadence of new properties like Anthem or anything coming out of Motive will be – that's still to be determined. But I think we're pretty comfortable. We believe it rates a nice top line growth that's all organic from our teams, and we're very focused on making sure that it's very profitable along the way.

Are there even renegade options in Andromeda?

Ok guys story time this will be a fluff fic eventually
>it had been a long and stressful few weeks for Ulia, there was an audit coming and the higher ups wanted to make sure their books were all in order, this meant a lot of long days with hardly any time for a break
>with the final push of a button the young turian accountant slump down into her chair her head now gazing up to the plain ceiling letting out an audible sigh
>after a few minutes of staring at the celling she finally got up and headed to leave. But before she could exit the building when a bodiless voice called to her
>"hey Ulia" the distinct turian voice called out
>she turned to face the voice to see a pair coworkers standing beside them the turian waving her over
>she motioned on over the the group to see what they were talking about
>"hey ulia we were thinking about going to go get a drink, want to come?" A older looking turian said to her
>"I really would Drulas I really do, but after the week I had I just want to go home and drink what's ever under my sink" she responded
>"come one I bet the drinks taste better where were going" a asari insisted
>knowing that there was no way out of this situation, she decided to go along with it
>the group got into a skycar the asari at the front punched in the location
>as the sky car made it's way to the location Drulas spoke up "so where are we going Irulu" his head turing to the asari next to him
>"oh it's this sport center a group of humans built, they have such beautiful displays grace there" her eyes are filled with wonder as she remembers her first time there
>"wait I thought you said drinks not a sports center"? Drulas said utterly confused
>"oh they do serve a lot of different alcohol including turian brandy"
>"well then I can't complain" his concern laid to rest
>Umir just sat in the back on the skycar in silence the rest of the way

>>184055307
2/3
>when the trio arrived they notice a large number of humans loitering outside of the building, all in different groups and all with a glass in their hand
>"this place seems a little too grimy for you Irulu" Umir commented
>"it may seem bad on the outside but on the inside, it is a very classy establishment" Irulu shot back
>the trio entered the building,
> umir noted how new this place felt, a far cry to what was painted outside
>The three of them paid for their drinks and headed for the door leading further into the building
>Irulu opened the door much to the turians displeasure at the sudden gust of cold the left the room followed by the sound of cheering
>Irulu not wanting to miss anything ran up ahead, the turians still adjusting to the cold slowly made their way to her
>they saw groups of people dressed in red and blue sliding around on ice as they made their way to the asari both of them were confused
>when they reached her they saw her confused face
>"what's the matter" Drulas finally spoke up
>"last time I was here there was a woman performing a dance to some beautiful music here, not a bunch of huge apes chasing a plastic disk" Irulu finally spoke up
>before Drulas could say anything a couple of voices broke out of that "figure skating was yesterday" a pair of humans said
>as Drulas talked to the Irulu, Umir looked around her she noticed how low tech everything was wooden seats on concrete.
>out of the corner of her eye she saw a couple of krogan standing right behind the glass
>she could only wonder why korgen wer- she was cut off by a loud bang
>the trio jumped as a human crashed into the board just behind her, she turned to see it also startled their group
>the three heard the krogan laugh at the scene along with cheers from the crowd

>>184054194
>no "hey babe" when you go to talk to Vetra, even though the sound file's in the game, as she says it if you pass her by on Meridian

>>184055418
>the group looked at each other before they decided to make their way to their seats
>the game was fairly simple six players on each side and they use sticks to get the plastic disk into the other teams net
>as the game went on the group found themselves cheering when a team was able to score, weather it was the beer or they actually enjoyed the game was anyone's guess
>the game was now in a tie with less than 30 seconds left, both team franticly looking for a way to get a shot in
>the red team had pulled their goalie in an effort to tip the scales
>with less than 10 seconds left the blue team was able to get the disk free and shoot it down the ice
>one of the blue team's player was able to catch up to it and slide it in to the empty net with ease
>the crowd burst into cheers as the buzzer rang, the rest of blue team and some spectators hopped over the railing to greet the person who scored the round winning
>after all the celebrations the two teams lined up to shake hands
>once all the formalities were out of the way the trio made their way back to the sky car, Umir lagged behind to grab a schedule for the upcoming games to see when she can watch then again.
any criticism would be appreciated

>>184055307
>>184055418
>>184055562
To be perfectly hnest it's a bit... bland. I'd say. You have a very distant way to describe characters and action, it feels a bit cold. I can see what you were thinking in term of movement by reading you, but I don't feel any connection to what is happening in the stroy.
I think you should try explaining "why" the group enjoyed the evening, as in why they enjoyed this alien game. Was it the tension in the air ? The way they barely understand the rule but can understand the stakes ? How they mimic other human watching the hockey ?
See what I mean ? I think you can direct a clear "scene" but maybe try working on the inner details, on what the character feel more "inside".
Careful about the expression you use : "drink what's ever under my sink" is a very human and contemporary way of saying stuff. Does ME universe still use detergeant and cleaning agents ?
I hope it helps.

>>184055191
There aren't dumb renegade options in Andromeda. Ryder isn't the kind of guy that'll act edgy

>>184056381
shit you're right
ok i'll re write it tomorrow hopefully i can fix what you said

>>184056584
>>184055191
>Chew Liam on being an idiot and endengering everyone
>Get revenge on the Cerberus scientist by frying their brain
>Leave the mad Angara who's torturing the Kett to die in the cold.
>Kill Akksur
>Shoot Kalinda in the back
>Don't do Drack's loyalty, be a constant dick to him, choose Raeka over the Krogans, choose to keep the drive core, make him leave the Tempest.
>Keep the ancient AI for yourself.
>Lie to everyone
>Shoot Reyes in his dumb face.

There's plenty of fun renegade stuff to do.

>>184051210
So, I could do it? And they would let me. Fucking amazing.

What would happen if the art market did crash? Widespread poverty? Unanimous unemployment?

>ywn watch the Mass Effect version of WrestleMania
>ywn meet Hulk Krogan

>>184057565
They would let you if you've buddied up with the owner of the museum or have a close friend in stock market to manipulates prices to your advantage. Maybe. In all honesty all the "modern art" you see in the big museum are not very representative of what's on the current art scene.
Good art critics would probably tear you a new one if they see through your game.

As for the art market crash, around 90% of active artists already live through low income and diagonal ways of making their art knowns through small and local cricles. One of my art teacher managed to sold one of his project to a national TV station for the grand price of 150€. Thought one of my friend had a collector come to buy her (well-made) painting for 100€. Luck is a big part of success in art.

If the art market did crash, it will probably lead to devaluation of the art pieces in museum, no more financial help from the governement to support small indie movie-maker, and some collections loosing all their financial value. Probably. I'm not a financial expert but that's what could happen.

To be short : you could, and nothing would stop you from proposing your painting to a small gallery, but unless you have a strong and insightful explanation on why you choose to do something so simplistic you're gonna be laught out of the door, and big museums only showcase the big names already.

>>184058372
Stone Cold Steve Batarian

>>184058372
>Undertaker would still be there.

>>184058596
would he still be a alcoholic women beater
wait
he's a bt

>>184056602
Not the other anon, but you started with Ulia and transformed into Umir.

>>184058683
Underturian
>>184058778
"Slavery is an inalienable right!"

>>184058963
fuck me i am too out of it
thanks

>>184058596
Elcor the Giant?

>>184059524
Would Mankind be a jolly and risk-taking Volus who would often cheat death during matches?

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>>184058596
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>>184059524
>>184059815
AND [HIS] NAME
IS
J'OHN
T'SINA!

>>184060343
Get out.

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>>184054672
>Anthem, our new IP from BioWare, will introduce a contiguous open world that is ever-changing and influenced by players as they band together and support each other in their journeys.

>I think we've found a good cadence obviously with Battlefield and with Star Wars Battlefront.

>>184060756
Deader than a hurian fetus in utero.

>reading a vetra x scott fic
>scott gets captured by kett
>saved by a machine that can mind control kett
>returns to vetra
>"scott i can't do this anymore when i saw that you were captured my heart almost broke at the thought of you being exulted."
>"so i wanna break up"
it doesn't happen because scott presses for them to stay together but wtf did you do to vetra she would more likely be
>"scott i was so worried" then the fucking begins

>>184061591
I don't know why ME fanfics fall into that same cliche so often. I don't think people comprehend that all the husbandos and waifus are also combatants who have killed dozens to hundreds of people each, and that realistically there's a significant risk of death for both Shepard/Ryder and the husbando/waifu every single time they do a routine mission (which, in ME, usually translates to "kill blast your way through these power-armored, coilgun-toting commandos while outnumbered 20-1"). That should just be accepted fact and part and parcel of any relationship.

>>184060756
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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>>184061807
Not the crew romances. Remember that the Tempest is always parked in a safe zone, only Ryder and co. get into danger

>>184063203
this is vetra though

>>184061807
Which gets even weirder when you consider that a few of them are borderline serial killers, and others are veteran soldiers / pirates.

>>184063203
Why are you on a fucking scouting ship for a intergalactic colonization project if you don't like danger you literal faggot?

>>184063337
Yeah I know but he kept it general. I just wanted to point out that, yes, the squad romances wouldn't overreact like in that fic, but the crew might. As the screenshot I posted shows that Gil somewhat chastised Ryder for his reckless behavior

>>184064054
>Why are you on a fucking scouting ship for a intergalactic colonization project if you don't like danger you literal faggot?
He's just worried about losing Ryder, especially with a kid on the way.

>>184064156
I kept it general because I forgot about crew romances (like Bioware). I just wanted to emphasize that this would apply to people other than the most noticeably hardened characters like Vetra and Jack- everyone on the ground team, including supposed innocents like Tali and Liara, also kill hundreds of people and go on dangerous missions weekly, and so would be in the same boat.

>>184055562
I thought the setting behind it was interesting. Could always give some short descriptions to what each of the three were thinking while watching the game. I can't really give any criticism that wasn't already stated here though >>184056381
Good luck with it anon.

>Two eezo asteroid miners working in a distant planet.
>Human engineer in a dead end job. About Alec's age.
>Krogan drifter who just need the money.
>Nothing exciting ever happen in those parts.
>One day, strange readings.
>Abandonned facility in an asteroid.
>Human go for exploration while Krogan monitors.
>Station is using all energy to keep a single cryo pod alimented.
>Inside is a femturian in statis.
>Crew take the stasis out of the station. Both of them refuses to wake the turian up because of racial rivality.
>Get back to mining until reaching Alliance authority.
>Femtur wakes up on her own through pod automatic stuff.
>No memories, don't know who or why she's been there. Barefaced so no colony.
>Inside the pod is a turian colony insigna.
>Through teeth-clenching teamwork and lots of "I'm too old for this", they go on a quest to help the femtur.
>Fall in love maybe
>Femtur is the daughter of a famous crimeboss who put her in cryo to put her out of arms way + medicine to supress memories. Now that she's back pirate are trying to find her again.

How would that sound, /meg/ ?
I've watched Trava fist planet again.

>>184064414
They're all worried about losing Ryder, he's the Pathfinder. If he's going to let his fear control his love, then he shouldn't have shot his AIDS into Ryder's ass.

>>184064979
huemonkey's are immune to most diseases.

Is it ever explained how the Terminus makes sense from a worldbuilding point of view? An entire sector of space, thousands of populated worlds, of nothing but micro states, pirates, mega-crops, mercenaries, etc., and there's no attempt by the major powers of influencing it except the batarians? And apparently despite being utterly chaotic the turian councilor is sure they'd ban together to fight the rest of the galaxy if even a section of their ambiguously defined space was used by a Citadel Fleet when hunting Saren and the geth?

>>184064938
>Human, Brogan, and Turian story
Sounds cool.

>>184064835
yeah i was way to tired when i wrote this
i've been spending a lot of time at a rink in montreal and it just came to me that no xeno would skate
although they would enjoy it asari would love it for the gracefulness of figure skating turians and krogan would enjoy it for the brutality of hockey
it's also a excuse to get hammered and watch people slide on bladed shoes for several hours

>>184065107
As long as the Gay exists, so will HIV/AIDS.

>>184065238
imo Terminus is basically Africa, and Omega & Illium are Egypt & South Africa respectively.

>>184066317
apartheid south africa

>>184066317
Do you not know how immunization work?

>>184064979
To be fair, Gil keeps to himself and had deep regrets about joining the Initiative. So losing the guy that's help him get over that regret is pretty a scary thought

>>184066525
You really think the blue thot planet is above something like apartheid? Anyway, Illium and SA are rich, Omega and Egypt are poor.

>>184068641
Of course, I was just memeing about the whole gay AIDS thing (I don't even think they have anything short of cancer in ME). I'm not even sure how we got started on that.

>>184069238
no i meant that illium is pre apartheid because right now south africa is fucked

>>184066317
But foreign powers but into Africa all the time, and no one's concerned that all of Africa will band together to fight the rest of the world if the USA decides to send their Navy to hunt for pirates and terrorists in their waters.

>>184069839
>oh man watch out its the famine force here to attack us with poor tactics and out dated weapons

At the end of Overlord, should I save David?

>>184071860
Yes

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hello pls dl and endorse my mod pls thanx

http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectandromeda/mods/456/?

Just read through that art book someone posted. Is there one for Andromeda?

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>>184073125
Maybe~

So I was playing Prey and came across Dr.Igwe and realized he has the same VA as Javik. Anyone come across the obscure VAs (that is, not Keith David, Martin Sheen, Yvonne Strakohovsky) in non-ME works?

>>184073463
reeeee

>>184073642
Does it count that I just found out raiden voiced the grounds keeper an various other turians in mass effect 2

>>184071860
David is cool, save his ass.

>>184073642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QLhoXkmgAk

>>184073350
Do you have a link?

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>>184073642
This was long time ago but when I was playing LA Noire, I noticed that one of the minor guys in the office was voiced by Brandon Keener.

So there's that Citadel Noire when?

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>>184073957
no______________

But I'll tell you what. I'll post it here in bits and pieces over the next couple starting tomorrow

>>184073871
>that "Impressive!" at the end

Damn, made me jump.

Didn't Garrus also do a McDonald's commercial? I know he's an NPC voice in Fallout 4 as well.

>>184073463
Fuckin' knew it. You cheeky bastard.

>>184073642
>>184074214
Brandon Keener plays a psychopathic child rapist and murderer in an episode of Criminal Minds. He gets his head caved in.

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>>184074496
Thanks, friend. Have some degeneracy is return.

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>>184074717
it's all just to remind you that I occasionally still bump in here.

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>>184073463
muh gud name

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>>184073463

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>>184074882
a little teaser

>>184075023
that's from the Batman Adventures comic

>>184073871
I feel bad for Brandon Keener, imagine being typecast.

Imagine being typecast due to a 3rd-rate video game series.

Imagine being typecast due to a 3rd-rate video game series and you used your regular voice (+ reverb).

>>184074698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l3zz9qNM7I
I guess his VA did do one.

>>184074496
>that spider

Holy hell, that would have been an amazingly terrifying enemy. Imagine a side mission on Elaaden where your Nomad falls into a trap sinkhole in the sands. Or just you and your sqaud do, because you have to get out and activate some thing or beacon on the surface. And you're faced with this disgusting monster.

Doesn't even have to be a side quest. Could be a rare enemy in the middle of nowhere like a Thresher Maw in 1. Hiding under the sand dunes.

>>184074891
It's all good, a KLing every so often is great for your health.

>>184074891
What is more insulting, Roma and Lazio merging or either one of them being in the Serie D?

If you don't reply to this post, I'll make a turian play for Dortmund

>>184075675
merging would be more insulting.

>>184075850
Thought so as well, just going to be a minor thing in the story but thanks.

I'm not sure if having a Turian player for Lazio would be received better than a black player, on one hand they are literally aliens on the other hand you get to live up to your nickname

>>184077670
Krogan would be the best goalkeeper for anything. Everyone would be too scared to get a score past him.

>>184078589
Krogan would be extreme liabilities, can you imagine one that wouldn't get booked every match?

>>184078589
>>184078927
What about a Krogan playing Golf?

>>184079809
>misses a putt less than a foot from the hole
>bloodrage

It would be entertaining, to say the least. Especially with the calm voices of the golf announcers as the commentate the Krogan's brutal outrage.

>>184074891
That thing must make you sweat

>>184080689
she mentioned when she was wearing that one Neon Genesis Evangelion costume she had literal puddles of sweat in the foot area

>>184079809
>>184080128
What race would be best at bowling?

>>184077670
A world where >le pacy black lad has been replaced with >le pacy played lad

Amazing.

>>184082371
plated lad*

>>184082317
Biotic Bowling when?
Hanar bowling would be fucking awesome or just plain dumb.

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>>184082795
>hanar bowling
>not just using the balls as weapons
>squishy flails
Thane mentions that they have a strong grip (plus Zaeed got choked by one), so they can definitely play.

>>184079809
It'd be like Happy Gilmore but everyone is Gilmore

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>>184082096
Jesus

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Late night Jack post!

>>184078589
Hanar goalkeepers, Krogan defenders, Human Midfielders and Turian forwards

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Man, they really fucked up shotguns in ME.
Look at the Claymore. It's a weapon made for krogans, by krogans, and has the damage of a train crash. So why is it so short, and small? Krogan have stubby atms, they're like dinosaurs. They need large weapons.

>>184084216
more importantly, why can Tali use it when in 2 you have to be Shepard tiered augmented.

>>184084216
I think I remember Wrex holding it like a handgun

>>184084216
What's even worse is that it's a cover based shooter. On higher difficulties the only class which will really be able to get in close and survive are the sentinels and they can't get fucking use Shotguns until the third one

>>184084387
They explained in the codex and weapon descriptions for 3 that they solved the recoil issue.

>>184084445
That was a cutscene, and just him using the pistolero quickdraw animation. Zaeed used the same one when you meet him in 2.

>>184084479
That's why you don't play Sentinel as a close quarters class.

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Just swinging by to say I love Suvi

I want to meet aliens so I can discover their memes.

Andromeda died for our sins.

It died to fund Anthem.

Therefore, Anthem is a sin.

How long does space travel between planets take in ME-verse again

>>184086298
>Andromeda died

Thank god

>>184086328
Days I would imagine.That's pushing it too.

>>184086328
Mass relays are basically instant. As for travel within clusters, the Reaper War codex in 3 states that most ships can do around 15 light years a day with regular FTL. That's x5,475 light speed. Travel within a cluster shouldn't take more than a few hours, usually, though it depends on the distance of the planets and stations within said clusters.

>>184086328
planets
>minutes
systems
>hours
clusters
>months
Relays are near instant though.

>>184085948
literally who

>>184086507
I'm just thinking how would a courier or postal service would work in ME, thanks for the time frame.

>>184084216
Doesn't the ME3 description specifically note that these are new Claymores designed to be used by non-Krogan?

Also, I think in 2, (unless it's the Widow) can be used by extremely strong humans. James could probably use a Krogan one, but it'd hurt like hell after a fight.

Also, Krogan can weild one with one arm.

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>>184086035

>>184086781
Yes, but it has the exact same design, and is still small.
>unless it's the Widow) can be used by extremely strong humans
Yeah, but you probably need cybernetics. Even the Widow, there are asari sniper units that get cybernetics to use them.

http://orig10.deviantart.net/f547/f/2017/207/c/5/liara_x_shepard_by_becausewhynot01-dbhrcag.jpg

>>184086716
As an example, the Sun to Pluto is 327 light minutes. With an FTL speed of x5475c, that's four seconds. The Earth to the nearest non-Sun star (Proxima Centauri) is 4.22 light years, so at 15 light years a day it'd take 7 or so hours to get there.

>>184086781
The Claymore and Widow are stated to have recoil sufficient to break bones via sheer momentum. The strongest human ever could not use one. You need super strength via cybernetics, or by being a krogan/geth.

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>>184086404
Vetra a cute. I want to hug her and hold her hand.

>>184086716
Being a space courier would be pretty comfy and fun. Just cruising along delivering shit. Until some filthy BTs try to jump you.

>>184088029
Sure, if you were delivering shit in the Terminus system.

Have the couriers have experience with arms, maybe have two personnel on board I think I have an idea

>>184086716
>>184088029
>>184088226
You rang?

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CAT6

I need to learn how to draw, want to see a femtur in postal uniform now

>>184090254
Do it, we need drawfags.

>>184090173
why did a mercenary group name themselvers after ethernet cable

>>184086893
hot

If the Illusive man is racist, why does he bang Asari?

>>184093339
He's not racist, or even human supremacist. Cerberus is his answer to STG, Blackwatch, and the Commandoes. He tortures and indoctrinates more humans than anyone else.

>>184093339

Hes basically full of shit on all fronts:

>indoctrinated
>fucks asari every week
>sacrifices many human lives for his goals

Before I played the three first titles in a row I actually tried ME2, which caused me to actually believe the organization. Every aaction, every decision I made was pro cerberus (sacrifice the Citadel fleet, support genophage, kill the Rachni, kill the rogue Geth, etc etc). Once I found out in 3 I got mad as fuck!

Still executed Mordin and Wrex though, but I got so fucked with Tim!

>>184093801

>And I even gave the fucking collector cruiser to Cerberus

That prick!

>>184093339
Just like the reapers got to him, so did the teal parasites

>>184093801
>Still executed Mordin and Wrex though, but I got so fucked with Tim!
>Still executed Mordin and Wrex though,
>executed Mordin and Wrex
You deserve this.

>>184094001

The Krogan left unchecked, specially after the Reapers destruction when both the crab armed forces and humanity's are destroyed, is a major threat.

Lore wise it could easily end the galaxy.

>>184094001
Mordin managed to get senile dementia with his "mistake" talk. Wrex was a violent bastard who just put it underwraps, and if he is the god-king of Krogan and the best they have got, they don't deserve to exist.

>>184094127
Watch as some Turtle cock sucking faggot claim that Wrex is a reliable and trustable leader and won't try to pursue the expansion that got the genophage

>>184094127

In my game the most powerful faction left were the gypsies (Tali's people) because they reclaimed their world while the geth coexist with them.

Problem is they still have their fleet. If Hacket got left with shit at the end, humanity might be fucked.

>>184094127
Then they can get the Genophage v2.0 if that happens.

>>184094127
>>184094128
>>184094209
You say that like The Man Who Cured the Genophage (WOAHHOOOOAH) wouldn't be able to dictate the entire mindset of his people through fame and reknown alone.
http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/War_Assets/Krogan
>Urdnot Wrex fought alongside Commander Shepard during the Reapers' first invasion attempt in 2183. Afterwards, he returned to Tuchanka and spent the following years rising to the leadership of his clan, championing progressive methods meant to strengthen the krogan as a whole. Conservative elements were unhappy, but news of a successfully cured genophage has solidly united all of Tuchanka under Wrex's command. Hailed not only as a great warrior but a savior, the krogan will follow Urdnot Wrex into the maws of the Reapers themselves.
Even fuckers who don't like him are utterly loyal to him.

Besides, even if you don't think that he will stay true to his word, look at the Extended Cut ending to a Cured Wrex krogan. Compare that to Cured Wreav, where he's raising an army.

Still, a eugenics plan like Okeer and Grunt is best.

>>184094530

A savage that can barely keep composure in the presence of a Salarian and a crab diplomat?

Yeah sure... thrust.

>>184094679
>thrust
freudian slip right into your mother's vagina there bruh

>>184094679
Well, he's a krogan. What do you expect?

So if the Mass Relays are destroyed does every single person just starve seeing as Earth is too fucked to support everyone?

>>184094883

>thrust != trust
>*trust

Ah fuck! Thx there m8.

>>184094679
>savage
>crab
Who let some fag Salarian post here. Deal with it nerd, genophage is cured.

>>184094978

Well, according to the exploration map you could move from system to system using fuel.

Also they sent fucking Arks! So connections is assured. It just takes a little longer.

>>184094978
Well, since MEHEM and JAM are canon, and only fags go vanilla, no.

>>184094375

>assuming the blue cunts are not actually in one piece and wont take it all by force

>>184094978
I thought they weren't completely destroyed in the best ending and being immediately repaired or some shit. Am I just remembering wrong?

Do the people from Andromeda send some kind of signal back to the Milky Way awaiting response?

They said on ME2 and 3 that they had quantum entanglement communications.

>havent played Andromeda yet

>>184095494
Yeah its mentioned on the Nexus news, but they haven't received a response.

>>184095494
they have quantum entanglement comms because there are pre-built buoys all over the galaxy

they don't have those in dark space

>>184095052
Who taught this spaceturtle english? Deal with it brute, you are the last of you kind.

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>>184095130
>Playing ME3
>playing anything further than ME1

So did Bioware make the Illusive man retarded in 3 because they realized they had no villain and panicked or did they really think he was having a good progression?

>>184097029
We needed another Saren for some reason

>>184097212
>implying they're the same
Saren wanted to live under the Reapers/co-existence peacefully, Illusive man wanted control

Guys, do you know how good the series would be if the reapers didn't exist and Saren just turned out to suffer from dementia?

>>184097590
>First human spectre is just sent to wrangle an elderly turian off his meds

ye m8, much better

>>184098098
kek

>>184098098
>hundreds of peope die on eden prime for no raisin
>colony collapse on feros after assassinating a psychic plant
>destroys prothean ruins indescriminately on a volatile volcanic world in exchange for one unstrusted alien
>extermination of the rachni
>nuking of virmire
>all in pursuit of one infirm elderly turian
this menace needs to be stopped

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>>184075442

But that would be interesting, anon, we can't do that in 18 months.
>have to find a way through tunnels dug by the spider-larva thing
>see massive bones scattered around in lodged inside the cavern walls

>>184082096

Noice.
>tfw you'll never hear the squish sounds of the sweat and lube

what if the big threat was sovereign alone or a few other reapers trying to destabilise the galaxy and get everyone to fight each other or against some other galactic threat (Geth horde, Terminus systems, collectors, indoctrinated governments) so they can swoop in and harvest the survivors to rebuild their numbers

and Shepard has to try and stop them against the backdrop of the whole idealistic sci-fi utopia going to shit

>>184083083

Hold the fuck up.
>Thane mentions that they have a strong grip (plus Zaeed got choked by one)

Meanwhile they need mass effect generators to stand because they're that fragile?

>"The hanar "stand" slightly taller than a human, although most of their height is in their long tentacles. The invertebrate, water-native hanar cannot support their own weight in normal gravity. When interacting with mainstream galactic society, they rely on contra-gravitic levitation packs that use mass effect fields. Their limbs can grip tightly, but are not strong enough to lift more than a few hundred grams each. Hanar also possess the ability to secrete natural toxins."
BIOWAAAAARE!

>>184073350

god all that shit is so ugly. Andromeda completely dropped the ball art-directon wise. Everything is overdesigned and squishy and gross. What happened to the retro-futurism of ME1?

How to get all the DLCs for ME3? Should I buy the base game or just torrent it?

>>184104303
Torrent it, fuck it. Fuck Bioware

>>184104329
but muh online play.

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>>184077212

I want so eat Miranda's tight asshole !

>>184103098
Well, you can probably hold something tightly between your elbow and forearm, but you might not be able to do a continuous stand-up. I think it makes sense, even if it's explained with yet another eezo magic.
It's just an excuse to make Hanar float so the developers don't have to worry about how their tentacles should interact with the floor, anyway.

>>184104940
Bioware laziness strikes again.

I swear to god, can we give the franchise to devs that care about lore and detail? Like Obsidian

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>find a ME-based TTRPG on Roll20
>Story after ME3, can't be so bad right?
>Geth-Quarian Peace, Genophage Cure. Hey not everyone has to be a genocidal maniac.
>Council collapses, makes sense with travel restricted and slow
>For some reason the Salarians help Batarians breed like crazy because for some reason it was important for them to not be extinct? Salarians are the first people to not let people fucking breed.
>Oh yeah, since this faggot cured the Genophage. Salarians are the biggest power now
>Aliens fucking everywhere in Earth
>Mass relays get built again? What?
>For some reason Earth is completely unified between this time and have a president.
>Council is reformed, Wrex also becomes a councilor while still being the ruler of Krogan some how, so does 'the president of Earth'
>Aliens mostly gone, Drell claim Mojave home
>The now cockroach like breeding Batarians attack Humans, again stalemate thanks to council but Council allows them to move back to their old homeworld
>Batarians exploit this with their new breeding patterns and exploit democracy by actively trying to make it more regressive since they are a large minority in Alliance space.
>Council sees nothing wrong with this
>For some reason Wrex cares about this (I'm going to kill this GM if it's due to Shepard), and starts funding rebels to fuck Batarians off.

This made me physically disgusted and angry on how shit the plot is, I fucking hate the fanbase and hate people who are willing to do write this shit even more. I am not sure how the bad fanfic guy keeps his sanity

If you want to lose IQ points or join the mess https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/84636/mass-effect

>>184104940

It seems like too much of a difference, though, a few hundred grams and being able to choke a person.

>>184104567
>tfw you'll never tongue Miranda's meaty donut
>tfw you'll never feel her legs tremble as she pushes your head harder into her buttcheeks

>>184108618
I think bad fanfic guy has already lost his sanity. We all have here

>>184109681
i'm still here just been listening to you wa shock for the past 4 days

>>184102268
>>184098098
Someone needs to write this as a complete fic, the 'visions' never happen, Saren is just harrasing Geth and slopply using old Geth parts to modify himself while rambling on about reapers.

Millions get affected on an elderly Spectres rampage in a quest to put him in a retirement home

Just got ME1 & 2 on pc /megs/. Are there any mods you'd recommend?

>>184113002
MEUITM and dlc pack for ME2. Pirate it.

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>>184104567

>tfw wanted to eat Aria
>Shepard is a chicken shit to do it

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>>184113284

>best waifu

She has no fucking libido left. Shes the oldest Asari you meet (over 1k years old).

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>>184113673

>tfw have to play through Derelict Reaper again

>>184113673
Really? Doesn't she take hold in Omega in 1980s? Who decides to become the warlord of Space Somalia at the age of 800?

80s thing also explain the extensiated shoulders on her jacket

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>>184113995

>Didnt felt a thing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3gg2M_Ri10

>>184113673
That disgusting creep was hitting up a femtur 973 years younger than her?

>>184113158
Thanks anon. I wish they'd just put all the dlc together somewhere in a bundle, asking people to pay the same prices after all this time is ridiculous.

>>184114515

Whats with this general and the crabs? lol. I sure hope its an ironic meme.

>>184094530
Best plan is to make those violent assholes extinct and put them in the dustbin of history

>>184115232
Where did the crab meme come from? They clearly are birds or raptors

>>184115684

>organic exoskeleton

>>184115826
Turian carapaces make them look like lobsters

>>184116094
Mmm, a buttered turian sounds delicious.

Served on top of a krogan head plate

>>184116478
Angara taste better imo

>>184113284
>>184113673

1k internets and 100 kudos to whoever finds the RL body model of the character.

And no, its not the voice (the cunt from matrix).

What is the best and worst main mission in each game?

>>184113673

She's really not, anon, she's around 700.

>>184121025
Meeting a 700 year old sentient would be kind of a humbling expierience, she was born while we were still in the renaissance.

>>184115232
>Why do people like and talk about the best species?
Nice baits.

Does a Reaper need to be finished before it can indoctrinate? Could the human-reaper have indoctrinated the Illusive man?

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Wooh i just made my new character to replay the game a 3rd as high tech dps :3

And of course marry the best husbando Reyes of course

>>184124092
>Nice baits.
y-you too

>>184124802
Look like a total fudge packer

>>184124795
I don't think so, since the Derelict Reaper was dead for millions of years, and everyone onboard still went batshit.

>>184125176
I think there's a difference between dead and incomplete though. The material may keep it's indoctrination properties after death, but what if it never gained them in the first place

>>184117429
These are just my picks.
ME1: Worst: Either the rogue VI on the moon because the fight is such a slog or that AI gambling thing,
Best: I really like collecting evidence on Saren as it's a really nice intro to the universe.

ME2: Worst: the side quest where there's some derelict ship hanging off the edge of a cliff and you have to find the right route along it, because it's boring. Or if you were talking about larger missions, probably Jack's loyalty mission b/c I found it really boring and the payoff weak.
Best: probably either Garrus' loyalty mission b/c it's got some really cool character development or Thane's recruitment b/c I love the setting & music.

ME3: Worst: any of the mission where you run around fighting on the MP maps to complete some meaningless objective, I just didn't enjoy doing them. Or Priority Thessia b/c Kai Leng ruined the entire mission for me.
Best: not counting Citadel DLC then I'd probably pick either Priority Tuchanka b/c I thought it tied up the whole genophage shit really well.

MEA: I haven't finished this one yet so I'll pick best & worst so far.
Worst: Literally any of liam's personal missions b/c I hate that character.
Best: I'm struggling to think of any memorable ones, but I can say I enjoyed driving around Voeld a lot because I really like ice planets.

>>184126031
>main mission

>>184126172
oops

>>184125629
How does it gain said properties in the first place? Maybe its like radioactive materials: it doesn't do anything, it just is. I guess turning people into ship armor has that effect.

>>184126576
They never really explain it. They probably want to protect themselves in case some bullshit case doesn't make sense they can just say "They're indoctrinated. How? It's mysterious."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhVhBz4ANj4&t=667s
5 years it's been
Do you still hate it?

>>184117429
>ME1
Ilos
Feros (fuck that whole planet)

>ME2
Collector Base
Derelict Reaper (Insanity mode activates the secret Benny Hill soundtrack during this mission)

>ME3
Tuchanka
Thessia (*teleports behind u*)

>MEA
Drack Loyalty
Liam Loyalty (MEYBEY CUZ I SHAWT 'IM IN THA FAIC!!!)

>>184124802
>ralph
Get the fuck out

>>184126790
"Even dead gods still dream."

>>184127145
This place is not a place of honor.

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>>184127561
Cant wait to see how the game plays after the big patch, havent played since launch :3

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>this is the real elaaden
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>redditor ralph still hasn't hanged ximself
Not that I'm surprised, but still.

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>>184128367
Sry was busy working ;^)
Cuz you know i like independence unlike some ppl here

absolutely epic, my friend
please post more hehe :)

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>There are low iq drumpflets who cant understand why the synthesis ending is the best

EDI theorises that the Human Reaper was being designed after the creature it was being built with, but why does every other one look like Leviathan?

>>184129152
>trusting the AIggers

>>184129332
>getting baited by ralph

>>184129296
I remember some Twitter post or art book or something mentioning that the Reaper's core resembles the species in question, but that the outer shell always looks like a cuttlefish. That fits the size of the Human Reaper anyway, which is thousands of times too small to be a full-sized one.

>>184129374
literally who?

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>>184129374
im not even trying xD

http://i.imgur.com/kFoSAdJ.png

>>184123351
Not all Asari are 100-year old barely mature virgins like Liara. Even with her it's odd.

>>184131168
>liara
>virgin
Oh you sweet summer child

Y'Know?

I'm pissed that we didnt get a Independence Day-esque speech in ME3

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj16vfbsM9A

>tfw you will never tell Harbinger that you and the rest of the galaxy will not go quietly into the night, that we will not go out without a fight.

>>184131258
Tbh I don't care, I'm a raptorfag, but the anon I was replying to seemed not to realise that even Liara is four to five times older than a young human adult.

>>184123351
What, Aria is 700?

I thought she was more four or three hundred.

She seems far too... immature(for lack of a better word) for being that old.

>>184132013
Yeah but at least we got a turret section in between saying our goodbyes

http://i.imgur.com/nxyAFfN.jpg

>>184134189
is there a futa version?

>>184131051
it's a shame everyone in Andromeda is so ugly because the porn artists aren't going to touch any of the models.

>>184134708
Doesn't look like it

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>>184134708
>Futa

this and scat is probably the two fetishes that deserved to be kink-shamed.

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the suffering will never end

>>184135246
kai leng email? i dont get it

>>184135246
Fuck Germany. Caught me off guard, you cheeky fucker.

>>184096946
Are they all waiting for Dr. Pavel?

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>>184135246

Reminder that the interactions with Saren, Sovereign and Vigil are better than anything in 2 or 3

>>184137190
RUDIMENTARY

CREATURES

OF BLOOD

AND FLESH

YOU TOUCH MY MIND

STUMBLING

IN YOUR IGNORANCE

>>184134708
http://i.imgur.com/kQKVZL6.jpg

>>184137801
That's much better.

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I want Tali to grow big and scoop up handfuls of people and shove them up her butt!

>>184139192
You're the reason why God abandoned us.

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>>184139192
>What is the square-cube law

>>184140227
>>184140575
>implying macrofags are worse than futafags or cuckoldry fans

>>184131168

Hundreds of fucker anon. Hundreds.

>actually is zero because they just play mind tricks on you

>>184139192
I'm a talifag and this is cancer.

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>>184141505
If you really loved her, you'd love her at any size.

>>184129152
>synthisis autist is back

Changed your filenames yet?

>>184141691
You make a good point.

>>184129152
You're basically turning the entire universe into husks you idiot.

Dont make the same mistake Saren did by letting the machines taht want to exterminate all life in existence, who have the means to mind control people, install their tech in your body you fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQNVQBOShK4

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>>184142301
You must be new, so I'll tell you what you just did.
Synthautist used to post all the time with the same bullshit text & pictures in every reply, never even bothering to change the filename.

And you just took one BIG bite

>>184117429
>ME1
Worst: Any of the cookie cutter kill Cerberus here missions because they are the exact same every time

Best: Feros barely edges out Virmire for me

>ME2
Worst: Jack's loyalty mission is boring

Best: Suicide Mission is still the benchmark in final WRPG missions imo.

>ME3
Worst: London. God what a clusterfuck. It didn't have to be but they fucked up damn near everything about it. Honestly even the last 20 minutes are better than the level itself.

Best: Priority: Rannoch and Priority: Tunchanka are both amazing.

>MEA
Worst: Fuck you Liam you piece of shit

Best: The last mission is great. I also liked Vetra's loyalty mission. Not even a femturfag

>>184128310

I like the 'basic' colours of white stone, light brown sand and red leaves. Would've looked really nice.

>>184131051

Nice! Would kiss.

How was Hamburg, WG?

>>184125462
>he wants be Reyes's bitch
I bet this is from Tumblr. They don't deserve Gil

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WG has striked again. HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

>>184145281

Turrists again?

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>>184144546
Yeah, and much more alien too.

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>>184145281
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>184135246

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>We'd rather keep our own form
>No, you can't

>>184129152
>synthesis
>"drumpflets"
REDDIT RALPH IS BACK
Was is a 6 months ban then?

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>>184145569
>tfw riding nomad on this terrain

Is starting ME3 using ME2 char that much different or advantageous than starting ME3 anew with the same choices?

>>184147480
best thing would be to take a save that started in ME1 or to stop after ME1

>>184147676
I was doing that but then my saves got lost because of things
I want to play ME3, but don't want to miss out on stuff

>tfw died screenshoting this during the end of the third leg
Hello darkness my old friend.

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>>184148447
Fuck, wrong screenshot.

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>>184148676

Oh, goddang, that squatting.

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Bumping with Tali!

>tfw some shitty Batarian kills me in a game because of his 300+ extranet ping
>"HROHROHRO"

BTs are a mistake.

>>184151292
no fello hughmon, u r rong.

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Going to bed. Goodnight, MEG, sleep well!
Dream of going on dates with waifus.

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OK anon, as promised. I'll do 10 now and wait until later to post more spess

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>>184151228

>>184151370
I'd rather play against the Geth than you fucks. Everyone other species play the games fine without shit connections.

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>>184151628

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>>184151861

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>>184151686
>tfw ywn cuddle with her

>>184151397
Goodnight AWG.

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>>184152129

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>>184152482

Man, Imagine a ME4 with no Geth, Krogan, Quarians or Batarians.

>>184154519
based.

>>184154519
Man, imagine like totally new Mass Effect game, with like new places, enemies and with no quarians, bts or krogan. Like in new galaxy and shit!

>>184144071
>>184127290
>>184126031
Lmao seems everyone wasn't a fan of Liam in Andromeda. He's such a shit

>>184155115
really tickles my neurons

how do people come up with these ideas for fics
for example im reading a fic where a guy dies
goes to see god
god hates mass effect 3 ending sends him into doom for "training" then enters the mass effect universe to do nothing

>>184155115
would never work unless you have a qt ayy waifu

>>184156842
I'm going to regret this, but... link?

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>>184155115
that sounds great! And there would be a cute and quirky asari waifu who you could go on adventures with-

oh no

>>184154464
I'm expecting a KL edit in one of these eventually.

>>184157756
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12018173/1/DOOM-Effect
it's a self insert bull shit

>>184124802
realism is a mistake.