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FUCK RATTERS

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Someone make a new cersion.

Winmatar best

gallente a shit

Moros never good

pvp ships a joke

>oneiros

Oh Im laffin

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>not doing industry

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>It's the highest risk space that requires the most powerful ships to clear.
>mjd rattlesnakes are virtually uncatchable unless you're retarded
>krabbing dreads pay for themselves faster than afktars
>for every dread that dies in w-space 2 drone region supers get ganked
>to match w-space income you need to multibox 200b worth of rorqs
high class w-space PVE being balanced by risk is the biggest meme, you niggers casually farmed 50b/month for years and even after the nerfs it's still the best PVE income in the game.

why are you posting my screenshot

>>183904139
>>mjd rattlesnakes are virtually uncatchable unless you're retarded

More like you're retarded.

>>krabbing dreads pay for themselves faster than afktars

Doesn't mean they aren't out there and killable/evictable.

>>for every dread that dies in w-space 2 drone region supers get ganke

That's because k-space retards are dumb.

>high class w-space PVE being balanced by risk is the biggest meme,

It's not perfect but it's better balanced than braindead null shit or incursions. They just need to buff low class wormholes to make them worth clearing.

>it's still the best PVE income in the game.

As it should be. Wormholes are logistically harder than any other space.

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>>183904414
why would you post it on a public forum then complain when someone else posts it?

>>183905682
>>>mjd rattlesnakes are virtually uncatchable unless you're retarded
>More like you're retarded
They are impossible to catch. You enter the room and they mjd 100km off, scoop drones and warp to one of 12 astrahauses

>>183908807
You could, you know, use a cloaky ship you brainlet.

>>183903586
>hek

>h*k

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>all eve fights are in eutz

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>cloak

>>183909127
You can't enter the site cloaked you moron

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https://zkillboard.com/kill/63706445/

>shit dps and massive tank, that's surely the way to go for solo pvp, I saw it in a video

>roam solo
>get dropped

>Soloing in anything bigger than a cruiser in the lul caps meta

>it's the massive retard shitposting about sleips while still not providing his certificated organic elite fit

Same memes, same pictures, same bait... this place is dead

>>183902794
still one of my favorite pictures

>It's that guy who thinks I said the sleipnir is good for solo

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Sleipnir is a horse with 8 legs.

>haha i was actually thinking about totally differrent thing haha i memed u

>shit on your fit and the ship itself
>yeah? well post your own sleipnir fit

>lolsec Keepstar

eric argument

Can someone post an arty vagabond fit please?

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Are these the rats that lead to the Blood Raider Shipyard? Or is it only the ones with blue names?

vexor fit for killing fast/stronk frigates or other annoying ships?

>>183917641
It's a hauler spawn. Drops minerals and sometimes meta mining mods. If you can ship it out it's dank because the group can carry 100M+ worth of minerals.

Fit for Megathron Federate Issue please?

Cant find anything in webbs

>>183921503
Entity pls go

Goon Dread fleet in Sakht

>skill injectors are up to 803m

Wew lad time to make another 10 accounts

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https://zkillboard.com/kill/63708808/

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>why won't GOTG fight us?
>TEST runs away when we undock Machs
>they get caught and DUMPSTERED trying to escape back to their fort
What now TESTcucks? Looks like you got BTFO and had to run back home. Nice kitchensink fleet you had there, can't even form a real doctrine. And what happened to your cap fleet? Did they already evacuate to lowsec? You lost half the caps you dropped today, next time it's gonna be all of them

>>183924598
what what happened?

>>183924598

LOL I don't even know what happened but I can guess given how fucking retarded TEST is.

>>183924687
>test comes to gotg staging in mixed mael/nightmare fleet
>sits on gate for 5 minutes
>smugs in local and runs away
>we catch them on a gate and drop our fleet
>test loses 20b
http://evf-eve.com/services/brcat/?s=1312&b=7661970&e=160&t=uvb

https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/6pqdx2/darkness_cucked_in_their_own_staging/

test is redefining retarded

>>183925074
holy shit lol

good job, fuck TEST

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>Hey guys those SNUFF/PM nightmares seem OP
>Lets make a meta/T2 version
>WTF HOW DID WE ALL DIE WE COULDN'T HIT ANYTHING!? AND WE HAD TO GET REALLY CLOSE!

Jesus Christ.

>reddit drama

can reddit do anything right?

>>183926148
>visiting reddit
>ever

>>183925074
>>183925267

Pretty amazing. Having camped in both alliances' space, I can confirm that usually TEST is much much smarter than PH/darkness drones. Though I guess it's all relative lmao fucking redditors

>>183925267
>TEST gets dropped on after premature smugposting
>"b-but it was fun, so we still win"

>if you kill your enemies, they win

>>183927481
>>183927198

TEST confirmed literal cuck alliance of EVE.

will test alliance ever shut the fuck up

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>>183927481
/pol/ pls

>>183927579
I dropped /pol/ like a month ago because could not stand all the trash talk and crap threads

american election destroyed the board

>>183912891
You fucking what? Have you ever been in a w-space anomaly?

>>183927561
no cuz TEST is either talking or sucking fat cock, literally our only 2 options

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>>183928325

>It was her turn!

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>>183927481
>>183927579
>>183928325
>>183930927

>>183927002
having recently tried FCing with horde, it seems that there's a strangely high amount of competent people, but even counting them the average is still fucking awful
80% of the corp is people that would fit light missile drakes with a small shield booster and lose it in high sec to rats if they hadnt heard about horde first
luckily even the most retarded of people can find the f1 key

give me an armor drake fit

>still no cyclone buff

>>183932645
how fucked up do you want your shit?

Memetic but useful

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>>183934665
I gotchu senpai

>drake
>useful

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>Pyfa

better than eft

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>better than eft

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>don't join GOTG
>they're renter tier
>they only have space because they paid off NCPL
>tfw your coalition unites the north, crushes both
TRI and TEST and has Horde as backup when needed

>anime

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>https://eve-central.com/home/quicklook.html?typeid=44992

https://zkillboard.com/kill/63711228/

epic xd

>haha look at me
thank god squiz turns that shit to 0

can someone move an orca for me?

>>183938509
sure where you at?

>>183938509
yes, contract it to Zira Zira

>>183936947
ccp needs to make money, and in turn people who invest money for plex get lots of isk, win win, f2p losers don't apply.

>>183938691
sent. pls move it to jita

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>>183936274

>"I fucking hate this game"
>"Why?"
>"I just lost an Orca"
>"How?"
>"I tried to move it from Jita into null"

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>Solo gating a dreadnought through lowsec

https://zkillboard.com/kill/63709665/
poors baka

think scamming people with courier contracts to a citadel is a good idea?

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>>183924598
Honestly, I just want to enjoy the PvE content that CCP prepared, do industry stuff, and run DED sites because that's what I find fun. Maybe some small gang PvP in between.
Instead I have to deal with some pointless conflict of I don't even know what we're fighting over.
Seriously what is this war about, all I hear is some silly narrative about Sort that doesn't actually make any sense and TEST jerking it to "winnning an isk war" and acting surprised that a coalition forms like a coalition when you poke them.

>>183946497
It's just TEST being loud and retarded.
Last battle they fapped to being isk positive despite the BR updating to show they were several billion down.
This time they fapped to GOTG being too chicken to form and then got dropped on 5 minutes later.

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>>183942404
>"that was my last attempt at living in null" written in the local chat
>zkill shows how he somehow lost 5 ratting ships in a week
>he also lost his tayra to war targets, moving what's probably most of his isk

>>183947173
link

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>nightmare

Normal cynos need to have a spin-up time of a minute. That way, engaging a target inside their capital umbrella isn't instant death if you can't cyno jam them.

>>183948931
As someone who hates cynos I think they just need to make Cyno Inhibitors not fucking useless.

>>183947173

Definitely gonna need a link

>>183948931
step in the right direction, but there are plenty of retarded brick ships that can always survive 1 minute, and it doesn't address the issue on the side of the ship doing the jumping, since that part will still be instant and not cancellable

>>183949472
this is needed as well as jump drive/cyno fixes

>>183938932

Do you pay sub?

>no

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>>183948931
>>183949472
>>183950065
>undock rorqs
>start mining
>can't decide what anime to watch
>annoyingintelbotsound.wav
>tab back to EVE
>bullies in local
>frantically recall drones
>log in my cyno alt
>it's a rapier because CCP outlawed cynos on tanky ships
>only 50k EHP
>make sure it's in the right fleet and charge cyno
>60 seconds remaining
>they blow up one depot before it's reinforced
>inhibitor starts anchoring
>rapier hits hull
>activate 2 minute PANIC (thanks noobman)
>cyno is fully charged and my fax jumps through
>5 seconds until the next ship can go through
>rapier explodes
>they pod my cyno alt
>inhibitor is online
>there's no help coming
>lose 3 rorqs and my fax before the subcap fleet arrives
>bullies escape back to wspace and roll the hole they came through

>>183948931
thirty second spin up, buff cyno jammers

>>183931594
>80% of the corp is people that would fit light missile drakes with a small shield booster and lose it in high sec to rats if they hadnt heard about horde first
Being new and having few clues is not the same as retarded.
Common newbro thing is swiss-army spaceship with rainbow guns and dual active tank.
If you argue for your newbro shitfit past a year into the game you're retarded.
If you're years into the game and fit gyrostabilizers on your Rev because the icon looks the same you're retarded.
Shit on bittervets who have block heads, instead of newbs who try the wrong thing and get wrecked.

>>183951487
We should probably ban intel bot users too, then you wont have to tab back to that sad sight.

>>183951503
>>183948931
People might actually have to undock and play the game, can't allow it.

>>183951487
>bad players getting outplayed by good players
sounds amazing

>>183951517
it's basically like you say
it's not the brand new guys i have a problem with
most of them ask for a ship, you hand them a maulus, they broadcast for reps and you tell them they can warp instead and then they go "oh yeah"
for some people highsec shitfit is a temporary condition, but for too many of these people, it's a way of life. being in a new player corp can mean you're new, it can mean you like the coalition, or it can mean you are way too bad to be anywhere else
like the guy who asked about solo pvp and i explained how to fly an incursus in low sec and he instead shitfit a caracal and immediately lost it
or https://zkillboard.com/character/423946883/losses/ this guy who clearly has way more money than me and several dozen more golem losses
i agree with the sentiment but even people 3 months into the game can already be way too stubborn and dense to really learn. you can't underestimate the power levels here
again, if you hand them a ship they just might follow broadcasts and press f1 because muh shiny killmails. at least they've got enthusiasm.

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>>183949472

How about reducing anchor time and creating a battleship sized interdictor that can use a module or a script to jam cynos.

https://zkillboard.com/alliance/99005338/ship/28710/losses/

i take it back, he's only lost a dozen golems, which is apparently under half of all golems lost from horde since its start

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https://zkillboard.com/kill/55362352/

Battle venture stronk

all weapon activation (including drones) should give you weapon aggression timer

weapons timers on capital ships should be 3 minutes

KFCs on all minmatar ships.

>>183958808
5x penalties on fozzie sov
5x penalties on aggression
it's only right

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Have you been winning your fights, son?

cyclone buff

Which fighters are typically used on supercarriers? The longrange bombers or heavy attack with torps?

>>183961716
LR for subcaps, heavy attack for caps

>>183962313

Thank you my man

How much damage does a squadron of Shadows doing an Allahu Snackbar do?

>when you have 20B in contracts

pls buy my stuff guise

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>50b in contracts
>alliance retires half the doctrines
>moved to new staging